It's almost here
Are you prepared for the greatest space adventure of the decade?
>Still no GMG key
WARPDRIVE
WORMHOLES
HYPERDRIVE
PROJECTILES
MISSILES
LASERS
PICK YOUR POISON
>furfaggot blown the fuck out
>>337017270
0/10 Emperor does not approve
>>337017270
Nvm, swap Wormholes for Hypderdrives
>>337017264
Going to set it to force all factions to use hyperdrive.
Breaking off factions supply lines will be fun.
>>337017264
Warpdrive
Projectiles
>>337017331
wow, how unique and special
>>337017024
>was it you who rang the bell of awakening?
>>337017264
Wormhole/Lasers
>>337017264
Hyperdrive
Projectives
>Implying you're going to survive against a full fleet barrage of mass drivers
>>337017024
>6.3
I'm going to make all the AI factions be generic humans.
Then the only aliens in the galaxy will be the random gen low tech species that you can bring up.
Also, is it possible to play with no other major AI? So it becomes more like a comfy space exploration game than a grand strategy game?
1 hour 30 minutes
Materialist individualist xenophile direct democracy. Come at me, xenophobe militarists.
>>337017482
>9.2
give me a spess movie to watch while waiting for release
I have seen event horizon, interstellar, star wars, and star trek.
>>337017482
>IGN
>hurr durr I got gang banged by a federation
>i dont get this game shit/10
>>337017498
What's the fucking point?
Who else is making their galaxy filled with vidya/fictional races?
I think It'll be hours before I get into playing due to wanting to make all of these custom races beforehand.
Toughest question is, which one do you play yourself?
>>337017331
Oh wow look another boring 40K setup
Caldari mega corporations only way
Pick your race
>Machines aren't playable
I hope there will be some cheat allowing you to play as them or at least that someone will mod it in.
>>337017579
da orkiest
>>337017653
you can convert your race to machines
>>337017548
Starship Troopers...
>>337017653
I think you can research robots, colonize with them, release them, tag switch to robots
>>337017389
>>337017608
>implying le Terran Republic is more original
>>337017270
rapid breeders sounds about right
>>337017640
Why the fuck is there only one human portrait? The other races seem to have multiple.
Who /MegaCorp/ here?
>Ruler is literally called Chief Executive Officer
>Implying your won't sell me your planet for money
>>337017791
why are you such a faggot
>>337017792
Trade is like non existant in this game
>>337017791
Once you pick the humans, you can choose more portraits
>>337017791
That is just the default face you can edit it CK2 style but more limited.
>>337017640
First play Humans/Space Nazis
Multiplayer with Friend/Friends: Arthropoid 15 going full Shadow Species from Babylon 5
Going for a collectivist, spiritualist and xenophobe humans with the divine mandate.
Enduring, communal and strong with the migration negative probably
http://www.stellariswiki.com/Government_types
So what mods are you most looking forward too?
>Star Wars
>Star Trek
>Mass Effect
>Halo
>Dragonball Z (with ship sprites replaced with floating warriors shooting ki blasts)
>AvP universe
What do you intend to play as?
>Star Trek Federation
>Space Nazi's
>Imperium
>Starship troopers
>Mass effect Hanar
>no preload so I'll have to wait an hour before the game will be finished downloading
>>337017428
>Byzantine was a tough nut to crack for a very long time after the Roman empire fell.
Retard alert.
>>337017264
Wormholes and Missiles for me.
>>337017907
>Illuminated Technocracy
Is this the euphoric fedora government type?
>>337017839
End yourself IGN
>>337017953
REMOVE KEBAB
>>337017769
>Its war of everyone against everyone
40K ist the most boring Universe you can imagine, without any depth at all
>>337018012
all of the materialist government types are full fedora
It's confirmed you need a VERY high end pc to play the late game with large galaxies (Marzbozir played with a 980 and still suffered significant fps issues and stuttering).
>>337017932
Mass Effect Turians, definitely.
>>337017224
>cuck
That's why you always hop on Kinguin
Six
Point
Three
>>337017928
Star Trek because this just fits perfectly.
And than Mass Effect.
>>337018025
I think he meant conventional trade, as in having ships fly back and forth between your systems.
He's not wrong there. But to say trade in general is nonexistant is just flat out wrong. You can have agreements over resources per month or just single payments between eachother as well as research agreements and star charts/sensor links and whatnot.
You can even trade or gift planets
Is there mind-control tech in the game?
I want to be a mushroom species that mindcontrols less races.
Also,
>no generic grey short aliens
>no plant aliens
>no apes
What a shit game
>>337018073
Direct Democracies don't sound fedora
>>337017907
>Transcendent Empire
>The ruler is titled as God Emperor
ohboy
what game is this?
>>337018229
blunderis
>>337018229
Star Trek Birth of the Federation
>>337018091
>1 guy
>confirming anything
Yeah no. I mean it may be the case, since CK2 had similar issues for people with mediocre systems, but one report is hardly worth anything.
And even more important:
>980
Here's some news for you, Paradox games don't give a shit about GPU, its 90% CPU that matters. That it stutters late game, should've been clue enough for you that it can't be a GPU issue. I mean what's going in late game? Ten times the graphics? Educate yourself fool
>>337018091
Havent clauswitz games all been heavily cpu dependent?
>>337018073
Only if you can think of them that one specific way. You can have a ruthlessly dedicated state that goes for science too and is xenophobic or whatever else. Doesn't have to be full fedora in how they go for advancement
I'm having trouble deciding between cat or reptilian slavers. Cats seems nice, lazy and conformist, while the slaves stroke your furry cock, but reptilians are really into this kind of shit
>>337018229
Stellaris
>>337018229
Space Kings Too
My first playthrough is going to be United Nations in space
>>337018383
You can infiltrate native populations under disguise, which makes reptilians a natural choice
So how much DLC are you guys expecting?
>>337017640
Fungi
excellent thread Johan
:^)
>>337018190
You can mod in your own species apearance as much as you want so saying this is a bit dumb. There's a ton of them anyway
>>337018341
He had a high end cpu too. If you arent playing this shit on some kind of supercomputing cluster you will experience late game slowdown in larger galaxies.
1 h 15 min left
>>337018456
stick to the plan guys, stick- stick to the plan
>>337018515
Fuck tons.
Seriously though, who buys DLC? You can literally use pirated DLC even with a legit copy
>>337018547
>one guy
>confirming anything
Yeah no.
>>337018515
More.
>6.3
JUST
>>337018073
how is a materialist government fedora you dipshit
militaristic and pacifist types are way more fedora
>>337018036
The fuck are you talking about, retard? there was no "Byzantine".
/v/ multiplayer game when
What's the launch time?
Why Steam doesn't have a approximate launch countdown?
>>337018515
They had a whole "plant" species line that you could see in a livestream already, but isn't in the final game. So expect $4.99 there.
Robot/Synths/AI are pallet swaps, so expect $2.99 to give them unique portraits
Also, you can't start as Synths, so expect another $3.99 for that
No apes, so expect a $4.99 portrait expansion.
And then they need to add a worm species line. And energy beings. And black holes/neutron stars. And dyson spheres
>>337018547
so poor optimization?
>>337018773
>No apes
Humans are right there.
>>337018757
I think it's because there's no preload.
>>337018626
All the other prerelease reviewers noted the late game slowdown too. Seriously. Theres no need to sugar coat the performance issues. We all pretty much expected them.
>>337018712
>pacifist
>fedora
Militarist is fedora. Just look at all the "FOR DA EMPRAH xD" 40k kids in these threads. Warhammer is the ultimate fedora fandom.
>>337018712
It's no surprise that /v/ has no idea what "fedora" even refers to anymore, but that doesn't mean you're not an idiot for being this wrong.
>>337018846
is this slowdown running at higher speeds or normal?
I'm going to play Tropico 5 while i wait
What are you guys doing till release?
>>337018819
fuck off you fucking shill
>>337018880
Warhammer franchise is twice your age, son.
>>337018773
Don't forget endgame superweapons.
>>337018929
Same thing we do every night pinky
play liquor sim 2
>>337018880
I have heard literally every single ethos combo called fedora at some point in these threads. Why the fuck do you even care?
>>337018889
>no explanation given
>"lol ur an idiot an ur wrong"
Fuck off you sub-IQ mongoloid.
doing head variations
first static portraits of orks.
Will do 5 head /skin color variations + 5 armor variations , should be enough for combinations for static portraits
I want my WAAAGH for release!
>>337018954
And yet it caters to drooling retards like you these days, kiddo.
>>337018712
If you read the description it says they put aside the false notions of gods and such matters, so it's a full on atheist choice where they go for hardcore advancement in other areas.
That doesn't make them immediately fedora though, it might just be that they turn into some brutal state regime or something that goes hard on industry and advancement
who fremen here?
>>337017024
>Stellaris got a 6.3/10
>Civilization 5 got a 9/10
literally no point in playing it
>>337018108
>What is Space Rome?
>>337018930
>explaining basic facts is shilling
You're not very bright.
>>337018954
Wicked burn. Did I hit a sore spot?
>>337019008
Well, you ARE an idiot and you ARE wrong, so I don't see the problem here.
>>337018773
Black holes, energy beings, and Neutron stars are all in the game dipshit
>>337019030
Weak bait, sonny.
>>337019123
stale b8
>>337019059
Ya hya chouhada, Muad'dib.
>>337019161
>a truth I can't handle is bait
Im sorry you were born retarded, squirt.
>>337019159
There is 1 energy being and you can't play as them.
There are no black holes or neutron stars
>>337018915
Both. The slowdown is like intermittent microstutter. Its far from a deal breaker for me (i7-6700k in my rig) but people with older machines might want to avoid the fuckhuge galaxy settings. Even a "medium" galaxy is huge and youll avoid most of the slowdown.
>>337019258
I'm fairly certain I saw a black hole on one of Marb's videos.
>>337019258
>There are no black holes or neutron stars
Nice factual inaccuracies. Do you write for IGN?
I'm vaguely temped by spiritualist militaristic collective fascist government w warp drive and lasers as main weapons.
GHALE GARMILLAS!
GHALE DESSLER!
>>337019276
Is there any guidelines as to what galaxy size to aim for with different systems?
I have an older gen i7, how many stars should I do?
>>337019258
There are black holes. Not sure about neutron stars.
>>337018915
Nothing to do with game speed. Late game gets choppy regardless of speed, just like every other Paradox game.
>>337019258
Yes there are m8, they have showed them multiple times even. 100% there are black holes and neutron stars
mid to late game stuttering will probably be fixed by patches
IGN just mad they did not get the customary bribe of Shekels for a 2 point bump in the review.
>>337019101
man wants ape race, we all know what that means, you bow-legged piece of shit
>>337019395
It doesn't really matter much, because the game will freeze for a moment at the start of every lategame month even on smaller galaxies. The only real limiting factor is how much of it you can stand. If you don't mind waiting a lot, you can play with 1000 starts on a shit computer.
Can't wait for the inevitable $15 DLC that fixes diplomacy. Thanks, Paradox!
>>337019395
An older gen i7 is more than enough to run even huge comfortably. But if you want to minimize slowdown just stick to large or medium.
>>337019482
well he can pay for it like the good little goys you and him are, not my fault you are literally so fucking stupid you can't understand basic facts
>>337019258
>There are no black holes or neutron stars
>Source: my ass
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/new-black-holes.918683/
>>337019453
Are there planets around them? I want to colonize a black hole system.Does time dilation affect ship travel times
>>337019547
I have yet to see this. Can you give a source video on someone encountering these performance issues lategame?
>6.3
BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
>>337019381
DO IT FAGGOT
DO IT
https://youtu.be/FnrMBldZvTo
>>337019656
The devs say that there are negative effects that happen if you get really close to them, but I do know you can build a research station by one since they tend to give points in one of the fields (for obvious reasons)
>no robot race
>cant make necrons
>still no predownload on steam
;_;
>>337017024
At first I thought you were talking about Kaathe and the Age of Humanity
>>337019660
Marbozir explains it in his youtube review.
Basically the game calculates all important shit at the start of the month, and even on a good computer using a medium (600 stars) galaxy it freezes up for a short time every month at lategame.
>>337019826
You can mod in any apearance you want so if you wanted to you could go so far as add in the various things for Necron specifically
>>337019849
There won't be any preload since the game is less than 5 GB.
Decadent seems like such a stupid trait, lowering your resource output for the start of the game, so going with sedentary
I'm also going with long living quick learning leaders to have good ones non-stop.
Not sure about the weapons though, but would love a game with forced hyperspace for everyone
>>337019656
>Does time dilation affect ship travel times
Funnily enough in the last couple of days I asked myself the question how to make time dilation work in a space 4x game but sadly I am not a smart man. A 4x with relativity laws sounds very interesting though.
>>337019958
So like victoria 2 at the start where you couldn't play past 1880 because the game's calculations ran over from stupid shit the ai was doing?
>>337020164
Pretty much.
>>337019059
what kind of trait/ethos combination would you go with?
>>337017024
No Man's Sky doesn't come out for like a month though
From within the walls of iron, my citadel will stand tall. A ship as powerful as a thousand suns will destroy the pathetic organic species. Those who defy me will die and those who follow me, subjugated. All organics will ascend. Thats the Stellaris way.
>>337017932
AMERICA
>>337020064
You can enslave your own pop, not just aliens. So if you want you can start using slaves right away and the malus from Decadent might as well not be there.
>>337019014
Looks like it's coming along nicely!
I all ready have Galactic Civilizations 3 though.
>>337019047
Do they attempt so solve the problem of grounding their values without God? If not, dropped.
>>337020307
I dunno, something like Fanatical Spiritualist, Militarist, Resilient, Military Junta/Theocratic Republic
>>337020405
I always wondered about this, good to hear, will go with decadent then.
Also, do robots count as slaves? Or what kind of mechanic is behind them. Just workers that can be build with credits that don't consume food?
>>337020553
Galciv 3 is shit.
I already have distant worlds though
>galciv3
Even endless garbage was better than this shit
Such embarrassment, shame second game was actually pretty great
>no peaceful victory conditions
>no map modes
>no control over combat once it starts (only retreat)
>with bigger galaxies the game performance is shit
>no deep internal politics
>slaves can't rebel
>generic chase enemy combat
>no trade routes, embargoes, etc...
>>337017264
What's the difference between the first 3?
Also can I like this game if I was never big into Star-Trek/Stargate or space stuff, but I enjoy Civ-like shit?
>>337020693
>>337020653
Here's the anti competition shilling.
>>337020693
GalCiv 2 was pretty great mechanically, but I dind't like it much because the ship design, while awesome visually, was hot garbage mechanically, and the whole game severely lacked in atmosphere and personality just like all Stardock games.
>>337020778
THE DLC WILL FIX IT
t. Johan
>>337020314
>No Man's Sky
I get massive Spore vibes from this game in the sense that it'll be a huge disappointment and be not at all what people think it'll be
>>337020778
Is there such a thing as a game with "deep internal politics"?
Just What game is that?
>>337020778
>no control over combat once it starts (only retreat)
you gotta be fucking shitting me
>>337020778
Don't worry, goy. We'll add all of those features soon enough. Just keep an eye out for all the wonderful DLC we'll be releasing!
>>337017907
>no non-primitive feudalism
What is this bullshit?
Well, I will try playing eu:rome for now
Hope in will not crash during this 50 minutes
>>337020996
Stellaris
>>337020778
Why not just play Sword of the Stars?
>>337020996
map painting in space the game
I just heard about this game today. I can design my own ships right? To what extend? I loved that shit in Galactic Civilization.
>>337021193
Blurple represent.
>>337020778
>no control over combat once it starts (only retreat)
its a paradox game, its a paradox GS game
why the fuck did you think there'd be real time combat?
Play MP immediately and just go hardcore slavery. Dumbasses at parashit removed the revolt mechanic for release because they couldn't figure out how to balance it correctly. Until then it's going to be a huge boost with no downsides.
>>337021286
From what I've seen the ship design looks almost the same as that of SotS.
>>337020778
>no peaceful victory conditions
>no control over combat once it starts (only retreat)
>with bigger galaxies the game performance is shit
>no deep internal politics
>no trade routes, embargoes, etc...
So it's exactly like every other Paradox game?
>>337021481
its from a reviewer with little to no patience who went in expecting a Civ game and instead found himself playing a GS game
there will be a time limit to end the game?
>>337020586
That depends on how materialist you make them and what government type. You can be utterly without morals and values for example by choosing to be fanatical and then taking the hardest government type tied to materialists as well.
But you can also be individualist/collectivist in a good way beside your materialism and go for something like a moral democracy or whatever else that's more friendly and caring about your own citizenry (and Xenos if you're also xenophile)
>>337022072
no, as far I'm aware
>>337020316
Wait you can go full roboto in Stellaris?
>>337020778
Reason behind performance issues lategame already discovered, its going to be fixed in a patch they say
>>337021396
to bad I'll play with my friends exclusively, where no one fucks each other over with broken mechanics and minmax strategies. Just chill and rp softly. For us, this is how a gsg should be played.
>>337022346
As much as I want to love this game that's the same shit they have given in every Paradox game.
>>337022291
nah, you can replace your workforce with robots but eventually they'll revolt
that said the advanced form of despotic hegemony has you handing control to Friend Computer
>>337020316
>Movie Ultron.
>Not the real Ultron.
>>337020870
Warpdrives is just going to any planet you want relatively slowly. Very free movement, but slow.
Wormholes require generators to be built and have limited range. Relatively free and quick movement, but expensive.
Hyperdrive works through lanes that connect systems. If you get shit RNG, you'll be stuck having to take retarded routes. Potentially restricted movement but quick and cheap.
Absolutely.
>>337022346
>Reason behind performance issues lategame already discovered, its going to be fixed in a patch they say
Oh cmon it's going to be a DLC and you know it
>>337022346
Are they also going to be fixing CK2 with that magical patch?
>>337018134
you got your key already from Kinguin?
Is it an EU key?
>>337022602
No it won't. They might be jewy but they aren't that jewy
>>337022471
Age of Ultron may be the worst capeshit movie I've ever seen, and it made me go from indifference towards Joss Whedon to outright hatred. Holy fuck, that man is a talentless hack with an ego the size of a sun.
>>337022471
Reminder that the "real" Ultron has been downgraded to being Hank Pym's clothes.
>>337017436
>implying you'll even reach me with your retarded and predictable hyperdrive lanes.
Wormholes are superior in every regard. Literally the *teleports behind you* of space travel.
>>337022712
Ah, he'll be back. Ultron is not a truly physical being.
>>337017264
Wormholes
Projectiles
It's going to be either a peaceful scientific race or the Infinite Reich.
>>337022712
I'll never understand the fucking hatred comic writers have for Hank Pym. He's such a good idea that they've permanently ruined by fixating entirely on Ultron and a single panel of the guy hitting his wife.
>>337022701
only watched it recently when I binged the phase 2 marvel movies
going from winter soldier and gotg into fucking age of ultron seriously pissed me off
>>337022761
>Wormholes are superior
>tries to invade literally anyone
>cut behind his invasion force and destroy his warp drive
>stranded in enemy territory
>"intergalactic counsel the wormhole jew fucked me again pls send help"
>>337022761
Not as effective against a enemy player, considering that if he has any brain he'll make a priority out of disabling your wormhole stations and either cut off your fleet from returning home or cut off your fleet from getting to a section of space they are decimating.
So you better invest in some station defenses if you go wormhole against enemy players
>>337022465
Well that's sad
>>337023016
>>337023018
A tiny bit of redundancy and this practically can't happen.
SIX(6) POINT(.) THREE(3)
>>337023115
>build wormhole in enemy territory
>swoop in try to ambush
>enemy player has a defense platform with magnets , can't swoop away fast enough
>his hyperlane ships arrive just as fast
>destroy your wormwhole
>you're stuck
>>337022908
Pym is great. Some writers fixate on the times he fucked up to the point they've made it a meme, but honestly his fuckups make him all the more interesting. He's a guy who tries to be the best superhero he can be, but his own nature and mental instability works against him.
Marvel does this to a lot of their characters, unfortunately. Just look at all the shit they did to Scott Summers over the years, or how they've treated Namor recently. All interesting and conflicted characters that got turned into memetic scapegoats for the more popular characters to rail against.
>>337017640
Avian 6, Molluscoid 14 here
Why do all the races seem predisposed to having a head? Couldn't paradix have created something more interesting than either upright or head-centered creatures?
I went on to Paradox forums to read the FAQ and I see dumb faggots going "le blorg xDDxxDDD xxDD" fucking christ I remember why I stopped using forums.
Rate it
>>337023115
even then wormholes are a bit slow, if some hyperspace warmonger ships his entire fleet to one of your systems you won't be reacting quickly enough to it
>>337023115
Anyone with that hyperspace lane shit can travel around really fast, you'll have your wormholes yes but you do need to travel to a star that actually has one before you can wormhole to anywhere in its area of reach.
Building a wormhole in almost every star will cost you a lot and slow you down having to invest so much, especially if it has a maintenance cost as well (don't know if it does)
>>337023275
>have two more wormholes in range because I'm not retarded
>>337023321
>Zoroastrian
>Aztec theme
>>337023315
best part is when they create characters to rail against, and bad writers fuck up hard enough that the supposed villain actually has a god damn good point
>>337023317
There are a few that don't follow the basic humanoid template, like some of the Arthropoids, Molluscoids and Fungoids.
But yeah overall it's a bit homogenic and anthrocentric in design. Probably just because it's easier to animate.
>>337023343
>The enemy player will have a resource advantage over you because apparently you decided to build wormhole generators everywhere during your playtime
>>337023426
Yes and?
Speaking of which, you give me the idea for a Pillar Men faction
>>337022701
You are lucky you didn't spend money watching the crap called BvS
>>337023482
Easier to animate two different races kissing each other too.
>>337023502
>everywhere
You severely underestimate the range of upgraded wormhole generators.
>>337023513
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
>>337023559
I admittedly haven't watched it, but I'm having trouble imagining how it could possibly be worse. Snyder would have had to actively try and ruin every character in the film.
>>337023513
If they're Zoroastrian, why not just give them a Persian theme, since birds are a common motif in ancient Persian art anyway?
>>337023649
Because muslims are disgusting?
10 min you faggots, im ready
>>337023649
That is actaully a much easier idea
I can Aztec it up with my Pillar Men
would be interesting if there were all sorts of FTL mega-projects like say a massive wormhole pair that's permanently open and usable in two directions, a gigantic warp carrier capable of transporting small fleets, an artificial hyperspace lane etc etc
>>337023642
>Snyder would have had to actively try and ruin every character in the film.
To his credit, he really fucking did try his best to ruin every character in the film.
>>337017024
>It's almost here
>Are you prepared for the greatest space adventure of the decade?
But Star Citizen won't be released for at least a year.
>>337023513
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
>>337023805
so...how does it compare to the likes of batman and robin/catwoman
>>337023642
>Snyder would have had to actively try and ruin every character in the film.
Have I got news for you...Actually he doesn't actively try to ruin them, he just hates superheroes and uses them to create his own 2deep4u philosophical/religious "Superman is literally Jesus" imagery while still cramming all of it into a generic superhero action movie. Ruining the characters is just a minor side-effect.
>>337023749
>ancient Persia
>Muslim
american education everyone
>>337023753
>Still no GMG key
>>337023582
The thing is, unless you then also invest in station defenses heavily a hyperlane player will still be faster regardless. They can make it their business seeking out every last one of your wormhole generators even if you happen to have more than one. They can keep on the move due to their speed. So as a wormhole player you are forced to play more defensively, you absolutely have to invest in station defenses or these gotta go fast players will just move right through
>10minutes
>still don't know what to roleplay as for first/learning playthrough
Choices: Alien scourge enslaving errything
Peaceful aliens just after knowledge
Long lost human colony in search of Sol.
>>337017769
its not. you are both fags.
>>337023951
just go my key.
>>337023513
AWAKEN MAH MASTAH!
>>337023919
just imagine if the persians and eastern romans could have cooperated for just a few years to ensure islam remained a shitty little desert religion
>>337023897
At least the later two were campy and bat. This one is just bat.
>>337023951
Didn't GMG have a key shortage so they couldn't get all their keys out in time?
Or was that Gamersgate?
>>337017640
Avian 16 seems pretty smug. Ill go with thoseAfter humans
>>337019014
looks bad todd.
>>337018712
>how is a materialist government fedora you dipshit
Moron. Look up the word "materialism". It means that you believe in the existence of a material-only world, with no non-material component.
>>337023974
I know where my own wormhole generators are better than any hyperlane enemy would. I can just jump to it in advance while he has to make a whole bunch of jumps through his stupid hyperlanes.
>>337023994
The last one sounds most interesting IMO.
Slavery is easy-mode apprently because they removed the drawbacks and slaves can never revolt.
>>337024017
no, catwoman actually took itself seriously
somehow
seriously its a bad fucking movie
Torrent when?
Wanna try before I buy
>>337024016
Romans fucked up never expanding their hegemony to those states. They had made repeated efforts to penetrate and break the back of the eastern birdfuckers, but never finished the job to romanize them. Could you imagine a world where Iran was christian/zoro syncretic rather than Muslim completely?
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>>337023994
I'm going for lost humans who evacuated earth after a horrible war and just want to find what became of it
>>337024225
when is the release?
>>337023996
>>337023951
>>337024035
It just came.
>>337024161
Usually 2-4 hours after release
>>337024117
If you're going to do that then he'll just probably start taking out whatever's on the way first, then bitch out when your fleet arrives. Provided yours is better than his of course
>>337019615
>That black hole
Bravo Nolan, truly the greatest visionary director of our time.
>>337024267
2 minutes from now
>>337024267
2 minutes
>>337024283
is this have a gog version?
looks like a gog-ey game.
>>337024267
Hour ago
>>337024292
He can't bitch out, I'll just be waiting two hyperlane jumps ahead again.
>>337024321
They actually changed it to that because fans said it looks boring
>>337024359
>Paradox
>GOG version
Choose one.
>>337023917
>2deep4u
WHY DO YOU SAY THAT NAME???? MY MOM IS MARTHA TOO!!! LET'S BE FRIENDS FOREVER!!!!
Thanks god I washed my mind out of that with Civil War, much, much better.
>>337024370
No because you'll have to move back to your wormhole generator first before you can jump there
9 SECONDS
>>337024410
literally the first time hearing about this game. I had no idea it was paradox.
Yes I am retarded.
IT'S OUT!
>>337024427
If he bitches out, he didn't destroy my wormhole generator in the system.
>tfw nothing happened
Its out
It's fucking nothing
>>337024419
Civil War wasn't perfect, but at least I didn't feel worse about movies in general after seeing it.
>It's only 4.8 GB
Thank god for space
4mb/s 18%
>>337024530
its a shame it wasn't on the level of Winter Soldier
>>337024521
It's out
ITS 5PM WHY ISN'T IT OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Install boys
>>337024610
I didn't even buy this
>only 1.6 gigs
Pre order cancelled
>>337017640
I don't care how unoriginal it is but the here comes the Imperium of man to wipe out some xenos!
MINE SAYS 1.6GB WHY
>>337024521
>>337024595
>>337024608
DOOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Well guys see ya around im off playing
>6.3 on fucking IGN
>70 on fucking PC Gaymer
>>337024482
GMG key received. Instalation in progress.
SEE YOU IN SPACE MOTHERFUCKERS
>>337024693
>>337024674
Compression?Mine says 2.7
>>337024693
trojan
I can't wait to buy all the DLCs they will release, just like i did with Magicka
>>337024674
>>337024693
It's fucking space, there's barely anything in it.
Fuck this shit thread, I'm off playing.
Only poorfags and trolls will remain.
H-here we go bros!
We made it!
>everyone gave it a good review besides IGN
Seems like it will be pretty good.
>>337017729
>Planet: "Cannabis"
Top kek
>>337017729
I dont like joke builds
>80%
Almost here...
INSTALL FASTER DAMN YOU!
ive watched like 18 videos of that blorg stream they did. I wonder if this will be enough of a tutorial
>>337025005
better than imperium of man #3849346
Torrent where
nobody's in multiplayer reeeeeee
>>337025134
$40 WHERE?
>>337025120
i agree, but still worse than 98% of everything else.
imperium of man civs are LITERALLY bottom of the barrel.
You can only play as a black woman if you go with humans!
Refund until it's too late!
>>337024891
IGN dude was salty his Empire got face smashed by the AI.
>1M58S
HURRY UP
>>337025065
As with all Paradox games, the best tutorial is playing it and learning from your failures.
>>337017928
eve online mod would be awesome.
>>337025187
left it with your mom.
>>337025187
Ask your mom
>>337025163
Calm down broseidon, I'm still downloading.
>tfw 25 min left
FUCK AUSTRALIA
>tfw American internet
>>337024592
>>337024530
The problem I found was the the direction on the movie, the directors made a great job with WW, as many people said "a Bourne movie with captain america".
The problem is the first half of the movie is another WW then suddenly it is another Avengers movie, and while the airport fight was funny and well done...it didn't feel like part of the movie. I know the had to put that in the movie because fans wanted a team vs team fight but it felt out of place with the mood.
Also, who the fuck goes with cap? He was much better in the first 2 cap movies and the 2 avenger movies, this time he was just...an asshole.
>>337024891
IGN Italy gave it 9.1
>>337025341
>tfw american and dl at 30mb/s
holy shit get better internet.
>240kb/s
See you space cowboy
>>337021185
Because 2 was shit. Goddammit, it looked so cool, and the Gibson-esque loa AI looked super fun.
>>337025345
sorry WW = WS
I suddenly wanted to rename him winter warrior
>>337019709
Goddamn that song still gives me chills.
>>337025341
My sympathies, friend.
>>337025403
That would be around $100/month from my local monopoly.
Who made the music? Same guy as EU4? That ost was pretty underrated.
Why is my download 2.7
Is the FLAC soundtrack really an extra gig
Download finished, I'm ollie outie.
See you nignogs later.
>>337017024
>Muh 6.3
>Game only costs $30 so who gives a fuck either way.
>>337025401
so IGN murrika mad it isn't rooty tooty point and shooty, got it.
>>337025634
lossless bby
>only 23 achievments
lol
>>337025723
The reviewer got his ass beat by an AI federation so he got mad the game was too hard and complex.
>>337023919
It's true, we aren't taught shit about Zoroastrianism
torrent when
>It downloaded
>Now I have to play and not just shitpost
Life is hard.
What's "Ship prefix"?
>>337025341
I feel ya bro. I'm downloading it at 1.9 myself. We gonna make it though.
>>337025985
Why cant you do both
>>337026019
like HMS or USS
>>337026072
this
>shift tab yo go on steam overlay
>open up web explorer
>shitpost while you play or idle
>>337025985
>windowed mode
>????
>youre a faggot?
>>337026019
What is says. A prefix that gets added to every ship you build.
So instead of "Space Dick" and "Megacock" it will be "USS Space Dick" and "USS Megacock".
>>337026072
Probably will desu
>>337017024
Might buy it off a sale in a few years once they release the rest of game as DLC.
>>337026172
>>337026078
How would you use it if you aren't roleplaying the U.S Marines?
>>337026292
Depends on your empire.
Like, if you play an insect empire maybe something like "Hiveship" or whatever.
Be creative!
>>337026292
Come up with your own prefix? Like Hive Ship or something if you're playing a bug race.
>>337017640
I'm split between two options.
First option I'm going with Reptilian 9 and essentially be raptors in space. I honestly got no idea what I'd do with them but the idea sounds fun.
Second option is based around when I pulled off restoring Rome as Byzantium in EU4, and getting it stable before 1820 and I'm confident that if I owned Victora 2 and HoI3 I would world conquest. So it would be Roma in space! For that I'd take Fanatic Militarist and xenophobic for ethics, Military Dictatorship for goverment, and Intelligent strong and decedent for traits. I think that should make a decent reflection of Rome.
Torrent is out. Wouldn't be trying this otherwise, I'm not ever giving Paradox money again.
Is the game any good? I want a space strategy game and Endless Space 2 is still far away.
>>337026420
>>337026475
Hivemind.
torrent is out literally under 50kb download, the fuck is going on
>>337020969
Singleplayer? No.
>>337026623
It's just gone up. Few uploaders + many downloaders = slow torrents.
>>337019059
I am more into Honored Matres fetish
>tall
>muscular
>aggressive
>can decapitate you with one kick
>kick the ass of shitty Bene Gesserit
>likes shota
best grills
>>337026690
just as we speak it jumped to 200 for a while, but is slowly decreasing, i guess youre right
Damn, I didn't expect the game's music to be this comfy.
>>337026623
Where's it up at?
TORRENT WHEN
>>337026806
https://www.skidrowreloaded.com/stellaris-codex/
>>337026745
Didn't stop them getting fucked up
>>337026824
NOW
Lol it's working faster than ck2 and eu4 on the mid size map
>>337026958
In early game yes, because unlike regular GS games you start out with most of the map uninhabited. It'll be different in lategame though.
Fucking hell
>>337017932
A peaceful fungus-folk.
>the included soundtrack isn't numbered
God damnit. Right in my autism.
>>337027071
/pol/ going to /pol/
>It took me until 24 mins before release for me to realise I could call my race Ayyy Lmaoooos
Literal memerace
>>337017024
wut gam dis is
>>337024109
So it's just the lack of superstition? Sounds normal to me, I'm not aware of any spiritualist governments in the West today.
>>337027224
Wait, never mind. Turns out I was looking in the wrong directory.
Damn. This means that the whole soundtrack is included in the install 3 times. One time as the .ogg version the game itself uses, one time as a .flac version and one time as a .mp3 version.
Torrenting my copy now, thanks Paradox, thanks CODEX. :^]
0.3kb/s Looks like i'll be playing in a year or 2
I admit that made me chuckle
>>337027101
>Those fucking mushrooms
>Peaceful
FALCON PUUUUUUUNCH
>>337027489
>any western civilisation
>not built entirely on Christian values
kek
>>337027725
1.2MB/s here
r8 it m8s
How long until pirate bay?
>>337027872
read the thread-30 minutes
>>337027860
>Pacifist Spiritualist fast breeding spiders
I'm watching you
>>337027860
>giant telepathic spiders
filthy cheater here
how do I open console commands?
Can I play this on my shitty 4 year old laptop?
>>337028043
Probably the exact same way as in any other game
>`
>>337023917
"deconstruction"
by using pre-established properties are generally failures.
>>337027785
>european christian values
>not build mostly on hellenistic values
Why cant i play as robots
REEEEEEEEEE
Where the fuck are the graphics settings?
>bought it yesterday
>well, better clear some disk space
>30GB should do
>get home from work today
>it only needs in excess of 3GB
FUCK
I mean that's great, but FUCK
>>337027785
Christian values yes, Christian superstitions not so much.
Our society is based on Christian morality from the ground up, but we don't go around thinking that there are demons waiting in the wings to coax us into immorality. Following Christian morality makes you a decent person that fits into society, it doesn't grant you some sort of metaphysical power or reward. You'll only see those beliefs in the most backward areas of the south.
Wow IGN shat all over this but destructoid fucking loved it
Who else is going to run a fungus empire first?
>>337028085
it's never `, it's always ~, you fucking idiot
>>337028429
>Wow IGN shat all over this
Only IGN America, and only because it was too complex for him.
>>337028448
Fungus a best
>>337028489
I have literally never used a tilde to open the console on any game, what games are you on about
>>337017640
Wheres my machine race?
>>337019014
That looks really good, close to official art I don't know why more people aren't hyped for your art, do you have a warboss design coming?
>>337028780
>tfw cant play necrons
>>337027768
you invade the forest and kill the children.
>>337028085
>>337028489
>>337028675
^ is the correct button dumbassesit varies on the keyboard localization you use
>>337028839
first I have to see how the protraits work, because they seem pretty random, I don't want to see a warboss as engineer or regular citizen.
If you can't choose your roles I'll do regular orks but with several flavors - one with mechanical arm and cybernetic eyes, other one with nob armor etc
r8 my friendly bird mans
>>337028675
` and ~ are the same button you fucking idiot get fucking owned
>>337027101
>Don't take souls from me or my sons ever again
HOW DO MULTIPLAYER WORK IN DIS GAME
>>337029404
you play against multiple players
When will I be able to pirate it?
>>337029559
Since two weeks ago.
>>337029559
Now.
Read the thread.
>>337029559
1 hour ago
>>337017928
How about an original idea or something based on a really good sci fi book than the same 4 franchises being remade over and over again?
6.3 Is it even worth to pirate at this point...
>>337029770
What is it about?
>>337029889
You forgot your golden meme man picture.
>>337029770
Explain why I should read this book, literary faggot.
>>337017928
>Dragonball Z (with ship sprites replaced with floating warriors shooting ki blasts)
That sounds fucking awful and retarded and you know it
>>337029195
>xenophile
you gonna getclucked
>>337030060
and somehow still better than 40k civ #120221
>>337029770
>india
>2047
>not still designated shitting land
I know it's science FICTION, but come on
>>337030201
Nah, that's what Militarist is for. I'm gonnacluckeveryone else.
>>337030291
Good cluck out there
>>337029983
India Balkanizes, The successor states are a cyberpunk dreamscape, AI is banned in the US, so they hide in illegal internet pirate website servers in India and take the form of Hindu gods. And that's just the main plotline, the book also is about a Water War between Varanasi and New Delhi, A cyberpunk spy story starring a wannabe tryhard and a 10 year old, a manlet cop getting cucked when his qt Indian wife starts banging the gardener, and an asteroid that is older than the solar system beng found which displays the faces of living humans on the inside for some reason
>>337030050
It's the best Science Fiction book of the last decade (2000- 2010) besides blindsight
Yep, I already got wiped
>>337030732
space cucked
>>337030732
What happened anon
>>337030732
Top cuck.
>>337030710
>India
I don't want to read about 3rd story shitholes that just magically become the center of the universe for no reason
>>337030935
Because the future isn't going to just happen in the states m8, and I've seen what the future looks like in Europe and the US a billion times
>>337031183
If they can't use toilets I dont know how the fuck they going to colonize the stars.
Tutorial guy confirmed for best bro.
>>337031490
same way the US did, they'll get the germans to do it for them
Slavery is the reason I'm buying this game. Enslave everyone, human masterrace.
>>337017640
Avian 17 is a .. Ridley species?
That said, I'm going to pick Molluscoid 14.
Is it just me or does this game just feel much higher quality than GalCiv3? Just the portraits and everything. The writing is much more enjoyable too, like in >>337031504
>>337030881
I thought that 200 power will be good fleet for the begining of the game
Some space amebs declared war and wiped all my stations in different systems and main fleet on the 20 minute of the game
![[HorribleSubs] Classroom Crisis - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_21.38.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BI9tgUG.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Classroom Crisis - 01 [720p].mkv snapshot 21.38")
>>337030935
Even japan agrees that burgerland will never reach Mars
Deal with it
>>337031753
Far better. As far as I'm concerned, this is the game GalCiv3 should have been.
It only needs better combat.
>>337031624
man you really naive if you think gypsy people that worship pigs and cows can do anything without constant supervision.
>>337017024
I CANT LAUNCH THE GAME FUKKKK
I SHILLT SO HARD NOW IM SALTY AS FUKK
>>337032354
>Turkey
>Chile
>Argentina
That gave me a good laugh
>>337032354
But Mexico and India will, not to mention fucking Iceland?
I'm an Icelandiboo and even I think that's retarded.
>>337032845
Believe it or not Mexico's space program is actually better than America's at this point. American government won't invest more money into it because they're not competing with the Russians anymore.
>tfw every single world I find is barren
>>337032845
>Icelandiboo
No one is an icelandiboo
Waiting for someone to make a Donald Trump portrait mod.
>>337033592
Fuck off /pol/tard
>>337033678
Fuck off /pol/tard
>play CK2
>no idea what the fuck is happening
>half my commanders pull out during a siege
>die from a cold
>>337033872
Fuck off /pol/tard
>>337033592
We need God Emperor Trump portrait.
>>337033913
this isn't ck2 thread
>>337017331
>>337017270
>Not Trantor
>>337017024
>mfw these graphic options
are they fuckin serious? graphic options in this game are not existing, and this is a pc game
Am i a furry if i want to use the fox dudes appearance?
>>337034186
only if yo a man
>>337034146
Go away TotalCancer.
testing orks ingame right now, screenshots soon
also making more variations
>>337033913
it can be a hard game to get into, steep learning curve
once I figured out how to play CK2 though... probably have played 500+ hours, multiple different play throughs
>>337034726
I don't even want to play Orks, but good job nonetheless!
>>337034918
sounds...
...fuckin.....
............ep*c...
>>337034726
They look fucking great. Are you gonna make a Freebooter variant?
>>337034918
I actually have way more fun in paradox games when I'm still learning than when I know about every mechanic
How do you zoom in and out without a scroll wheel in this game?
I can't figure it out.
>>337033343
Just like your mum'still vagina anon.
>>337021001
Wait I thought this was right, can you actually do combat stuff? Or is it like civ?
>>337035784
You can set some basic attitudes but once combat starts you have zero real-time control.
>CODEX installer music
>>337035894
I always like those songs.
>>337018091
>>337018341
>>337018349
Plenty of streamers called it out (breaking their embargo), shit there were even guys in here trying to tell you paradoxcucks that late game was fucked even on high-end systems even more so than usual for their games.
>>337025812
>>337017024
Other reviewers say it's pretty anemic, especially if you've ever touched a prior Paradox game. Shit's far as fuck from revolutionary. Wait for the DLC or prepare to be disappointed by hype
>>337035894
This one is Lost Years - Converter, heard it before. Pretty gud choice.
>>337020778
Found the faggot who haven't played GSG before.
>>337027860
>fast breeding resilent spiders
>>337036131
No shit. Prior Paradox games have years of DLC jewery backing them up. DLC has been the core of Paradox' business strategy for years now, they release games with limited features and then sell extra features and content peacemeal though DLC.
>>337035883
Cool, still dropped thanks
>>337035539
button bottom middle left
Damn, this game is great
What the fuck is the difference between "Homeworld Name" and "Star Name"?
>>337037647
>What's the difference between a world and a star?
>>337037647
I assume homeworld would be Earth and star Sun?
>>337037647
What the fuck is the difference between Earth and Sun?
>>337037647
Starname=Sol=the sun= the star the homeworld orbits.
Homeworld Name=Terra=Earth= the world that orbits the home star.
I got crusader kings on sale ages ago and felt pretty overwhelmed by it thanks to the shitty tutorial
Is this one better or will I have to spend hours reading wiki pages just to know what functions do what?
>>337037952
>Overwhelmed by CK2
>Literally the easiest Paradox game besides Stellaris
I knew /v/ was filled with casuals but jesus
But yeah Stellaris is easier you fucking scrub
New thread?
How many slaves do you need to counter the decadent debuff?
>>337021481
>>337036190
How new are you cunts? Half of those are main features in Vicky, EU, and CK. There's no real depth to this game, because they rushed it out, there's no mechanical difference or depth to different playstyles (they're obviously saving it for DLC).
There's very little "grand strategy" in this title (that Kaiser guy is a cunt, but at the very least this isn't hist first gsg unlike the Italian reviewer). Not saying it's a bad game, but it really is as mediocre as those other space 4X games it wants to be better than.
Give it a week before you Paradoxcucks start complaining nonstop, while newplayers will play it until the "next trending thing" comes
What game?
>>337038076
I'd say EU, especially 3, is a lot simpler than CK2.
>>337023513
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
>>337022615
CK2 lag problems have absolutely nothing to do with progression in game, calculating actions, ambitions and opinions 3000+ characters every tick is pretty understandably something a cpu would have trouble with at speed 5.
