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Who's hyped for overwatch tomorrow?
Which hero will /v/ play first?
Well I want to play asap but I gotta wait for open beta on the 5th.
>got into the very first open bega
>haven't gotten into any other beta since
Finally I can play again.
>>336214839
McCree and edgy lord cuz shotties
>>336214839
Pharah for sure
76 second
!!!
Not me because im sick of getting nice skins in the betas and losing them. I'll just wait for launch.
Even though I've heard he shit, I want to play Bastion. I love a transforming robot turret guy.
Or maybe I'll play Mei I guess.
i'm going to play the beta with an open mind, but i doubt it's as good as tf2. it's probably another blizzard turd that has moba aids
>Finals Week
>OW beta
Why does shit always happen?
>>336214839
Mei of course
>>336215481
>dota 2 - tons of overly sexualized females
nop
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY KEYS BLIZZARD?
>>336215504
>Legion release date is August 30th
why is blizzard such shit at this. not to get too off topic.
>>336215481
>>336215527
lmao, step up your game you autistic subhuman freak
>>336215504
>one final left
>trying to study tonight so I won't have to study tomorrow night so I can play Overwatch
>exam is on Tuesday and im spending more time on /v/ then studying
>>336215908
>wasting your time in this shit hole
Why?
>>336215367
if you play games for "skins" you are pathetic
>>336216458
if you play games you're pathetic.
I got beta access and I didn't even play.
Fuck blizzard
I'll play the open beta and see if I actually like the game.
>>336216773
EPIC BRO YOU FUCKING SHOWED THEM! /V/ ARMY 4 LYF FUK BLIZZERD XD
>>336216773
you really missed out
>>336216773
I got in the last beta and played for two hours.
You didn't miss anything. If you're curious, you can try TF2 right now and at least have a chance at being pleasantly surprised.
>>336217230
That's funny because you seem to be in the minority. You must have shit taste, but then again I am on /v/
>>336217282
Fuck off with this already. It's getting old
>>336214839
Ill pick a role depending on what my team needs but for each role
>Offense: McCree
>Defense: Bastion
>Tank: Reinhardt, or D.Va if theres already a Reinhardt
>Support: Zenyatta or Lucio (If there isn't another support)
I'm fine with any of those.
>>336215337
>onlywat.ch
>>336215392
He's a scrub wrecker that gets his ass kicked hard by attackers that who know the maps and can get near him
D.Va dmg output is way to weak discuss.
>>336217313
Not from what I've read, even here. People actually talking about the game generally do not have much good to say. Seems like the only thing good about the game is "the game is good."
Just my own observation. Hell, I bought into it, I was excited for the chance to play the game before release, and if I hadn't, I was very likely going to pre-order the game.
Not going to down on people who are legitimately having fun with the game, of course not. Everyone should have fun with games they like. I hope you have plenty of hours of entertainment once the game goes live.I mean it.
Game looks really fucking fast paced which worries me
>no keys
>preordered like right on the deadline
When should I just contact blizzard support? They're usually pretty good about shit so I doubt they wouldn't just give them to me if I asked.
>>336217620
>Game looks really fucking fast paced which worries me
???
>>336217569
>dmg
isn't she a tank?
Ive been playing since October and I am already bored of it.
Solo queue is painful and frustrating.
>>336217569
she's supposed to be a tank dumbass
>>336217620
The games don't last long, which I personally enjoyed as I like a game that doesn't ask for a sizable time commitment on occasion.
The gameplay itself, though, was pretty slow, if only compared to what I'd usually be playing. Ultimately that's what turned me off from the game the most.
>>336217676
Yes but it's the lowest out of all the tanks. I guess her mobility makes up for it.
>walking like lemmings into the next FOTM MOBA
never change /v/
I'm hyped for overwatch on wednesday
>>336217569
Just tighten the spread and/or lower the damage falloff and she'd be better.
As it is she does less dps than Soldier 76's rifle (not even counting rockets) at pointblank range, which quickly falls off to fucking nothing.
>>336217620
>game looks too fast
>>336214252
I hope Overwatch will be THICC with gameplay action.
>>336214252
Me. I dropped one of my classes so I can play it this semester. Don't talk to me about my priorities I know what I'm doing.
>game is too slow
>mod the game fov to 110+
>game suddenly fast
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hh h overtards??????
>>336215481
If the game is good, its good by its own and people wont play this if it is bad, whatever sexualized characters it have.
>>336217676
>>336217701
She's a tank that can barely protect her teammates plus she has a huge head hitbox and abilities made for ambushing enemies.
From what I've seen, she's not tanky enough to be a tank but not damaging enough to be an offense character.
Game would be 11/10 if blizz allowed mod support like tf2.
it looks okay to play pubs in to pass time because everything fun is dead
not everything has to be played competitively
>>336218043
>Blizzard
>letting people tarnish their games with the horror of CUSTOM GAME MODES
>>336218006
She's got moves that erases bullets and makes enemies scatter
She's more tanky than Roadhog
>>336218006
She's a harasser, you're not using her guns and abilities correctly if you think she's shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJN-p8UEONg
She's one of my favorite characters and I often rape with her.
>>336217806
Yeah the damage falloff is incredibly high, I want to see what changes they'll make with this new wave of beta info.
>pre-ordered april 30 at 3am
>the cut off date to get a key was april 29 apparently
>>336217806
>She does less damage than an attacking characters rifle
Wow almost like she's a tank
>>336218205
I'm amazed that someone who can write today lacked the ability to read only a few days ago.
Good job
>tfw zenyatta has no damage drop off at any distance
God damn I love that guy. The 50% debuff is insanely good ahen you have non shitters playing as a team.
>>336214252
Wait, so this shit will be in open beta? Not a pre-order-to-play-in-the-beta kinda beta?
>game made with diversity in mind
>no black woman as a hero
How would you design a hero who's a black woman?
>>336218043
TF2 is just hat sweatshops and vanilla maps and modes these days though.
>>336218294
people who pre-ordered get a 2 day exclusive beta before a weekend long open (for everyone) beta
>>336218294
yes on the 5th
>>336218352
That's what Pharah is.
They just had to make her anime black instead of actually black to appeal both to liberals AND neckbeards
> 0D 14H 36M
>>336218551
She's middle-eastern you tremendous retard.
>>336218124
I don't think she's shit, I haven't played the game yet. I'm saying she looks like shit as a tank and as an offense character (compared to McCree, Reaper, Soldier).
She's got this weird role as a beefy harasser with bad damage. It just seems like Genji would a be a better fit for that role since he can actually kill people quickly while also being super mobile even if he isn't as tanky (though deflect helps there). The fact that you get a second "life" as D.Va is pretty big though, I'd have to see how well that works in-game myself before I write her off.
>>336218684
Her theme is egyptian (Pharah=Pharaoh, duuuuuuuude) ergo african ergo black
>>336214252
When does the open beta happen?
>>336218787
real egyptians aren't really black though
>>336218816
Did you mean to type this on Google? Or perhaps in your page search bar?
>>336218849
>this meme again
Isn't this game full of P2W garbage?
>>336217767
>MOBA
Is TF2 a MOBA then?
>>336219030
Unfortunately.
>>336218827
She has near the best mobility in the game, a shield that shuts people down completely and an area denial ult that flat out stops pushes. She isn't supposed to shit out damage, she's a harrassing character with a ton of utility. This isn't CoD kiddo, not everyone needs to kill people in 2 hits.
>>336219030
Who told you that?
Even the skins are only available through in game earned currency
>>336219047
Example?
The website says the second but like everything else says the third
Which fucking is it
>>336218787
you realize not everyone from africa is black, right?
>>336218787
>Egyptians are black meme
>>336219047
Absolutely none, you can only buy skins that don't give an advantage at all. Blunderborn is quasi p2w
>>336219087
That you'll be able to buy shich I dont really have a problem with desu.
>>336218770
>with bad damage
It's not though, the guns just suck at range.
>>336214839
Junkrat.
>>336219115
Depends on the time zone, comrade. Early Access starts at 4 PM PDT May 2nd, so if you're in Europe that's early morning May 3rd.
>>336219154
>Blunderborn is quasi p2w
nani
>>336218043
How does this game playon ps4? My PC is fucked and I have is a crappy laptop for a while.
>>336219179
Dude a falloff down to 0.3 is retarded.
>>336218770
Her shield thing makes it so she can push into enemies and harass them so that is why she works as a tank. She is a front line harrasser with a lot of health.
You aren't meant to play her like reinhardt
>>336214839
I really like Mei with her cockblock wall and her invincible ice
>>336219239
Not worth it.
>>336214252
I hope I can play tomorrow. I preordered it on the 29th and am still waiting for my early code.
>>336217620
>Game looks really fucking fast paced which worries me
>worries
>>336219239
It's a blizzard game it can probably run on your shitty laptop.
867530913379001420698008135911
friend just sent me this "early access code" ...
Will the game even work the first few hours? How did those stress tests work out?
I don't want to spend hours not even being able to get into a game.
>>336219347
WAS
>>336219251
Maybe take a hint and don't let it get that bad? Fly in, melee, and then shoot until they're dead. Things get hairy? Shield and/or fly away.
>>336219198
Where is this from?
>>336219503
this is like the third time they've opened up for beta. i'm sure it'll be fine
>>336219604
There beta FAQs
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/blog/20100169/
>>336219083
now see
>>336218770
Genji has about as much mobility as D.Va. The shield also doesn't let her fire, meaning its best used to push alongside your team (which a harasser wouldn't be doing most of the time) or just to counter ults. and while her Ult is nice it isn't enough to completely carry the character as a tank.
She doesn't seem to excel in any one area, she just seems to do a bunch of things other characters can all do better. Her two biggest saving graces are the fact that she can straight up stop some ultimates with button, and that enemies have to kill her twice.
>>336214839
>tfw hooking in cute anime girls and choking them on my greasy hog dick
>>336219270
But Winston is already the disruption tank, and he looks better at it than D.Va is
and isn't front line harasser an oxymoron? Aren't harassers more like Tracer or Reaper where they're supposed to draw attention away from the front line or am I misunderstandng something?
>>336218408
It's actually on the 4th at 4 pm PST
>>336214839
Whichever one is needed the most
>>336219669
>There
Overwatch fans speak for themselves.
blizzard please give me my early access code holy shit
>>336220049
>Looks better at it
>I haven't played it
Bro, wait a few days then bitch about things. D'va is fine
>>336220317
your fault for not preordering, homo
14 hours left right? any chance the servers won't crash in a typical blizzard fashion at launch?
>>336220418
I pre-ordered on the 29th.
>>336214252
Can't fucking wait. McCree looks so damn fun to play
>>336220487
Me too fampai, still waiting
Pre-ordered on the 28th. Still waiting on my fucking early access key.
sure I'll play it for free, it has the content of a F2P game
>40 american shekels
tippity toppity kek
>>336221748
Sorry Pablo
>>336222063
>b-b-but it keeps the poor out
Loving this meme. I could buy it easily. I won't because it's not worth 40$
>>336220218
Your a retaRd
>>336222883
The word meme is a meme, you played yourself anon, now it's time to end it all.
>>336223013
>defense system activated
>>336222883
>it's not worth $40
Says who?
>>336223269
the poor
>>336223112
Anon, I secretly love you and I want you to marry me.
>>336215481
>>civ 5 - no sexy women at launch
You clearly don't know what you're talking about, filthy peasant.
Take a look at Catherine of Russia, then come back and say that again.
>>336223269
Me? It's a casual shooter game in 2k16
Battleborn is a bigger joke. It'll flop even harder
>>336223342
>Me? It's a casual shooter game in 2k16
>it's a buzzword in current year
So you have nothing actually substantive to say then
>>336223269
brazillians and russians
>>336217569
D.Va's headshot point is a larger issue imo.
Literally almost in the centre of the her model.
>>336215481
>dota 2 - tons of overly sexualized females
You do know Dota 2 has significantly more gay porn than straight porn right? That game attracts a ton of bara lovers.
>>336215481
>dota 2
has like what, 15 female characters? none of them are overly sexualized, maybe QoP
>>336223450
>make Brazilian, Russian, Mexican, and Indian characters
>put game behind a paywall to keep Brazilians, Russians, Mexicans, and Indians out
BRAVO BLIZZARD
>>336225309
We like them as props, not as real people.
So we have them in our game without having to let them play our game.
>still no code
>>336217569
dva is weak as fuck
her ult is the worst in the game, her headshot box is in the middle of her damn mech, she does 0 damage unless you get right into someone and you're slowed the whole time
her E and low cooldown boost are the only good thing about her
winston shits on snipers and back line far better
>>336214839
I'm a memer so either Reaper, McHIGH NOONor Widow
>>336225776
>I'm a memer
explain what this means
explain why you aren't using real words
explain why you came here from reddit
>>336221748
Well, TF2 went free to play. We all saw how that worked out...
>>336223623
>You do know Dota 2 has significantly more gay porn than straight porn right?
t. general faggot
Go find me a database that has more gay shit than straight shit and I may believe you. I'm 100% sure you can't find anything that isn't a dedicated homo site and I'm sure I could find a straight collection twice as large in a few seconds on google.
Show me the homo, bro.
>>336214839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMmXCKxwa0k
>>336217620
>Game looks really fucking fast paced
If you call a clusterfuck fast. Everyone moves slow as fuck.
>1 am in yurop
ignorant cunts
>>336225687
I've dominated many games as dva. She is not weak but you don't play her like other tanks. I would say she is one of the stronger characters in the game.
I was actually pretty surprised at how balanced every class felt and the balance is kind of improved by the fact that you can just change classes to counter OP heroes at any time.
anyone have a key?
im only at home for the next couple of days and will miss the "open" open beta, typical.
>>336226254
https://e621.net/post?tags=dota_2
Go ahead, have a look.
>>336226314
Would you prefer if they had delayed it in the EU so you have a more reasonable start time, but less time to play?
Because that's the alternative to a simultaneous global launch.
>>336226430
No. Start of open beta 10 hours later, End of open beta 10 hours later.
Is it this hard?
>>336226421
>only 8 pages with 10x7+5
>page 8 is only 5 pics
>most of them are straight or futa
Rule34 goes up to 45 pages and most are straight. At least pull an actual set rather than pulling a general tag that has fucking everything.
>>336226615
Either way, some countries will get the shaft and shit start time. move it up 10hrs? Well now NA starts at 2am
>>336227034
Regional shift. No global launch.
>>336227082
Are you saying that the holy land of America should be forced to wait while other countries get to play first? Fuck you.
>12 hours till it starts
>still no key
AS SOON AS JEFF GETS INTO THE OFFICE TODAY HE BETTER FUCKING PERSONALLY EMAIL ME ONE
>>336227136
I didn't say that. 10 hours later in Europe. Moving von 1am CEST to 11 am CEST. USA keeping its time.
>>336227136
I'm pretty sure he was saying Europe would have to wait.Not that it would matter, since the result of that is that Europeans would just switch to NA at the start, and North Americans would switch to EU at the end.
>>336227306
Yeah, I guess lots of people like to play with 200ms.
>>336227395
Compared to not playing at all when you could be, it doesn't seem that bad an idea.
>>336226992
>Rule34
>Most are straight
Yeah, nah. I can look at any page and 50% of the porn is of Doom, Slark, Brewmaster, Faceless Void, Sven etc. I'd also not have to filter through all the trash from a pleb website.
>most of them are straight or futa
Futa is gay.
Also
>At least pull an actual set rather than pulling a general tag that has fucking everything.
So Rule34 which works the exact same way as e621?
Offense is tracer/mccree
Defense Reinhardt
Support lucio
Fuck you thicc fags, tracer best girl.
>>336226992
>Complain he pulled everything that was posted
>DURR RULE34 HAS 45 PAGES
How the hell do you get into the beta if you preordered a physical copy?
Who /earlyaccess/ here?
>>336215481
>/v/ complains when the sexy women are taken out
>/v/ complains when there's sexy women
>>336227701
>/v/ is one person with a single opinion
how new
>>336227654
>Starts at 12am in the UK
>Get up for work at 7am
Fuck it, I'm playing till 2am
>>336227731
That's usually how I've seen it work. Every one here seems to follow the major opinion of every one else on this site
>>336227630
>>336227518
>Anonymous 05/02/16(Mon)04:07:16 No.336
not going to seperate the gay from the straight myself. Pull a gay set or nothing. Just skimming it's clear the majority is straight.
>>336227735
Been there so many times
>>336214839
Tracer and the brown girls.
>>336227654
I got an early access code for no reason onXO. I don't remember doing anything for it. Usually I'm not hyped but I really want to like the game.
>>336227654
i've had early access since last year
>>336228073
>I really want to like the game.
you'll probably not want to play a FPS on a console then
Best overwatch girls
Mei=Pharah>Mercy>D.va>Widow>Shit=Symmetra>Tracer>Zaraya
>>336228302
>Pharah in first place
This nigger knows what's up
>all this boring waifu discussions
Is this /v/ now?
How's the gameplay? Typical Moba, or some sort of its own?
Does it feel balanced? Or are there strong fotm teamcomps already?
How does the game run? Good or poorly optimized?
Asking the anons who already played some betas of course.
>>336228302
>pharah and fatty top
>tracer not top 3
your post goes right in the trash
>>336228450
I feel as if the auto recharge for ults is a bit too fast.
Also that the announcers voice pisses me off.
tfw got a week off work for this shit
>>336228524
> tracer not top 3
This man is a genius.
>>336228450
>Is this /v/ now?
It's a drop off for /a/, tumblr, and reddit to shitpost. Also waifushitting has been around forever because of gay ass Bridget threads, but they were far less frequent and contained way more than they are today.
>dva ult takes the longest to charge
>she is the 2nd easiest hero to charge your ult off of
being dva is suffering
>>336228524
>tracer anywhere near the top
Admit it, besides the looks, she has nothing good about her. Her character is the single most obnoxious thing in existance.
>>336215481
All games on the bottom list are shit. Try again.
The game is fun, but I wish we had more fov options. Fov is just personal preference like sensitivy and 90 feels a bit low to me
>>336214252
Not me, i dont buy blizzard games
I am enjoying valve sending lmaobox users on a nice VACcation
>>336214252
>MOBAshit
>waifushit
yeah by all means enjoy the game
>>336229157
Cool dude, you're the one missing out not me.
Brand loyalty is retarded, just as you are.
>>336229258
>waifushit
Basically any game with attractive characters qualifies as this.
>>336229258
Do you have any idea what a MOBA is you fucking stupid piece of shit?
>>336229356
>missing out
? I already tried the game and didn't like it for reasons people have probably been covering for weeks on this board.
I'm not missing out on anything. I don't want what the game is offering.
>>336229538
No worries, I'm sorry that you didn't find it fun senpai.
>>336228560
Same familia
>didn't even plan it this way, just got some arbitrary vacation days thrown on here at random
>>336229448
Overwatch really goes overboard with it.
You really don't think they're reaching for that kind of audience?
is this a comfy game where i could play everyday for 30 minutes or so and eventually get 3000 hours like TF2?
>>336229697
You're going overboard with your autism, bruv.
When do i get my code for early beta?
>>336229760
Nah maybe 100-150 hours before getting bored
>>336228560
>tfw neet
>>336229760
absolutely, the game is pretty much designed for quick play anyway
>>336229852
that's assuming they don't add new heroes and maps (which they will for sure) and more skins, taunts, etc. (which i'm almost positive they'll do as well since eventually people will have absolutely everything in the game and need more stuff to grind for)
>>336214839
I'm gonna start with Tracer, then switch up as required.
>>336230069
You say that like you have something to be proud of
>>336230659
Even if theres 21 heroes and more coming, i still don't think there's enough content to warrant me spending more than 150 hours on it.
As for skins and taunts, dont care at all.
>>336231426
well you can make custom games and the weekly brawl is pretty fun. though i do wish dedicated servers were a thing so people could make their own communities within the game. the ranked system as it is isn't really worth it since it's completely made for casuals (it's time-based, not merit-based)
Does progress from beta carry over to live?
>>336231996
No, everything gets wiped clean.
>tfw been /in/ since early November
>got to hope for them skins again come release
fug
>>336214252
>tomorrow
It starts in 10h30min though.
>>336232331
It's 10:34 pm right now in the only place that matters, cunt.
Anyone who doesn't have an early access code just order from Amazon and you should get one. I ordered from amazon.de and got it instantly, then cancelled the order.
>>336215504
>Last Final is on the 5th, same day as open beta
wew lad, first time early exams has worked out well for me
I pre-ordered on the 10th. What the fuck, Blizzard.
>>336232550
Check your email you fucktard.
>>336232623
I have. No keys.
>>336219303
I talked with a GM and he said they are still sending keys to people.
Does everyone get 2 beta keys from ordering it?
>>336219513
KINGZ AND
>>336232782
Did you check spam? Mine was in spam folder
I'm a lazy cunt who hates proactive learning. Can anyone briefly describe what Overwatch is and why it's worth looking into?
Will there be a free for all beta without any key bullshit?
>>336232928
An fps with skills. You may or may not find itfun
>>336232989
Open beta on May 5th to 9th. The key allows you to play 2 days earlier ie the 3rd
>>336232550
see this >>336232837
They didn't expect so many order suddenly the last 2 days and they are pretty much mass sending the keys but they are too many preorders.
>>336214252
>tomorrow
It's 7pm eastern anon, not tomorrow
>>336232989
Starts on the 5th, ends on the 9th.
>>336232989
Real open beta start times
>>336233098
Why are amerilards too dense to grasp the concept of timezones?
>>336233205
Because all other countries are inferior and obsolete? You're on an american image board anon.
>>336214252
i'm in the closed beta and stopped playing 3 months ago, boring shit
>>336233291
>American
>>336233342
Pucci is an American character anon.
>>336233043
>Current average wait time is approximately 127 minutes and 30 seconds.
welp
>>336231679
Weekly brawl is so dumb.
It's like contracts in tf2, but they significantly change the way the game is played to keep your attention. contracts in tf2 are nice since you're just playing the game, except you're going out of your way to get better at a different class in a normal game setting
>>336233609
so what you're saying is it's nothing like contracts at all
Got it on the 29th, still waiting for my keys and access.Played the closed beta for 3 months, it's a lot of fun. Glad I can finally play with my friends.
>>336233675
They're both things that try to keep you interested in the game and you receive rewards for completing them, one is a month long and the other is weekly, they're pretty similar
>>336225427
Literally this. BR and CYKA are a scourge on the internet, but as a prop they are perfectly fine
>>336233609
It's literally the brawl system from Hearthstone. Crazy rulesets just to be crazy.
I only tried a few of them but Super Shimada Bros. was pretty hilarious, Genji/Hanzo only with slow ult charges.
>>336225687
>bunnyhop into someone
>leftclick
>punch
>instant 100 opener with ministun
>best area of denial
This is why you are such a shitter
>>336227735
call in sick anon, so I can shit on you all night
>>336217282
Why do I want to punch her in the face
>>336234074
because you're a gay manlet
>>336234273
>making fun of short guys
watch it, or I'll headbutt your nuts
tfw grabbed a key someone posted for another anon in a shitty dead general on /m/
ez
>>336234149
Is it really free if you're trapped in your mom's house
>>336234623
Got my own place, fampai
>>336227654
me. playing my favorite game until beta starts
>>336234598
Since when is there a height requirement on vidya? Now lie down so I can drag my dick across your lips you freakish giant.
>>336234654
Who pays for everything
>>336234623
Not all neets live with their parents.
Mei is built for ______________.
>>336234693
DYING OF DIABETES
>>336233291
This is a Japanese image board.
>>336234689tax payers
>>336234693
being a punching bag
>>336234693
being on top
>>336234753
How do i apply for autismbux but keep working, i like what i do
>>336235018
Don't think you can, wagebro.
But if you like your job, you should be pretty golden, right?
>>336234693
Sloppy rancid shits
>>336235082
literal human garbage
>>336215908
>400 word essay due friday
>havn't even started
>I'm just going to play overwatch all week
Just kill me muchachos
>>336235082
Yeah you're right. If i pay my taxes then it's like i pay you right? So you're like my employee and im paying you to be a neet. Look at you, wasting away earning all this wage
>>336234753
You lucky fucker
>>336223269
Nigerians
>>336235252
>>336235202
>>336235297
wouldn't swap it for thing, normies. I did the wagecuck thing for too long, Im coasting the rest of the ride. Thanks for bux
>>336235490
Enjoy your depression when you realise you really fucked up. Enjoy it while you can :)
>>336235573
I am, friend. Might return to normie hell some day, if I get bored or depressed, but for now Im pretty comfy tbqh
>>336235636
It's not worth it breh, trust me
>>336235636
Autismofriend can you invest your autismbux into a roth ira or what
>>336235573
>It's another "you'll get depressed if you're a neet" episode
>Say you're a neet
>"Don't worry you'll get depressed in a few weeks"
>Say you're a neet for a few months now
>"Don't worry you'll get depressed in a few months"
>Say you're a neet for a few years already
>"Don't worry you'll get depressed in a few years"
It seems like you can't be happy according to others no matter how many times you say it.
>>336235780
Don't know what that is. I do know the deskwhores get really fucking pissy if you start earning on the side though.
>>336235907
An investment retirement account
What can you do with 'tismbux?
>tfw bought an appartment with my autism bucks and having normies rent it and give me their money on top of the tax money i already get
lol at the wagecucks
>>336235984
Oh yeah, Im already doing that. You can do anything, as long as you don't earn on the sides. Or they don't find out you earn on the sides, at least
>>336236028
>do your shopping at 11 am
>wagecucks are earning wages
>smile at normies on the way to the park
>visit family
>plan travels off season
it's the little things, autismofriend
>>336236028
>>336236260
You can't be fucking happy! You're just lying to yourself. Wait till the depression hits you. Y-yeah that's right it'll happen sooner or later.
>>336214252
>tomorrow
in 10 hours boy
>>336236367
just say you have depression. Mental illness is still sort of taboo.
The good life is waiting for you, wagecuck
>>336214839
the guy from hatred and junkrat
>>336215504
>not having finals start and end during the time between the end of the open beta and release
cuck lol
>>336235097
Cute girls don't poop, don't be silly.
>>336217509
>enraged entitled manchild upset because he didnt get overwatch closed beta access
>doesnt even feel the everywatch
>>336217938
>not understanding 105 fov is best fov
why even play?
>>336236523
Go shitpost elsewhere.
>>336218352
>black wymen character
she would instantly become a sjw meme
>strong black empowered independent wymen who dont need no team
>>336232910
SHIEEEEET
>>336236028
>>336236067
can my spouse have a job while i am making autismbux?
So tomorrow is beta for preorders and the 5th is open for anybody?
>>336236523
>think this picture is just extremely old
>notice that he has month and day backwards because hes a thirdworlder
buddy im sorry you dont have this freedom
>>336236904
Early access gets in around 10 hours from now
>>336236889
Yeah, there are different grades for the autismbux. If they recon it's only temporary, she has to support you. If they don't know when or if you can work again, you get autismbux + your spouses wages. At least that's how it is where I am
>>336214252
blizzard you can give me my key now
BLIZZARD YOU CAN GIVE ME MY KEY NOW
>>336237017
So when can I play on xbone without any ea or pre order. The 5th?
>>336221748
>40$ is a lot
you can just say you live with your parents
>>336237170
http://onlywat.ch/open
>>336223269
the poor
>>336226305
>tfw no reinhardt mark henry skin
>>336228302
>d.va >widow
>tracer not top 3
>counting zaraya as a female
>not understanding roadhog is more attractive than zaraya
>>336234149
>doesnt have any friends
>family is disappointed in him
>doesnt have any extra money
>out of shape
>kissless virgin
>tries to glorify it
i cant buddy
>>336234598
idk man my brother is 5'9 and hes with a different chick every week
Man, some of you guys talk a lot of shit for people that haven't played the game yet.
My first impressions were completely different than when I got into the beta in November. I went from hyped, to disappointed for a week, then once I got a bit more skilled I started to love it. It's a great game, probably the only Blizzard IP that's genuinely fun, and not fun in the "I can play this for 12 hours a day and not get bored", kind of fun. If you give this game some time I can guarantee it'll be one of the most fun games to play with your friends.
just another shitty moba, first person this time. if you played blizzard games in the last 6 years and hated all of them then youll hate this too.
>>336237976
ive never played a blizzard game
>>336237976
so by your statement I guess you're stating a fact?
or it's your just autistic opinion?
i guess its the latter one
>>336237624
>>doesn't have any friends
You can still be a neet and have friends. I was one for a year and a few months. Still went out to play pool and hang out with them.
>>family is disappointed in him
If he lives alone I don't see why they would be disappointed in him. It's not like they have to support him financially.
>>doesnt have any extra money
Depends on how much he gets, I guess.
>>out of shape
What's stopping him from exercising?
>>kissless virgin
>Implying you couldn't have a girlfriend before you became a neet or even when you are one
>>tries to glorify it
Can't deny that.
>>336237976
How is this a moba?
9 hours left
>>336235243
Wowww 400 word eassy so long. I'm betting you are like 15
>>336214839
Beta is going to be fucking tracertown but I'm gonna play Tracer first, then probably move to Reaper.
>>336234683
>Since when is there a height requirement on vidya?
Since forever, you dumb cucklet? Go suck Manlytears's dick or something.
Is it a coincidence that Blizzard gives people access to Overwatch the same day that Battleborn releases?
>>336239013
what? no
>>336239013
Where you from, senpai? It should start everywhere at the same time though.
>>336239208
Yeah. They both have marketers who both went to the same sorts of schools who both went "Release the thing on X day, it's an optimal day"
Only difference isBattleborn is shit, with only two good characters in the whol e mix.
>>336235878
>Say you're a wagecuck and sorely depressed because of it
>''Oh, that's just life. No one likes their job. :^)''
>Say the thought of that being true makes you deeply suicidal
>''No! You cannot commit suicide!! Even if life is misery, you need to keep it up! It will get better, even though it doesn't for so many people!''
>>336239315
east US
i thought it starts at 7 PM out here
>>336239739
it does
>>336235878
Around the 4 year mark is when it starts to get old buddy. Like I said, enjoy it while it lasts.
>>336214252
Did you mistake this place with the WoW forum again?
>>336239739
It does. So there are still 8h30mins left.
>>336239859
I'm not a neet, but it's just sad to see people constantly trying to tell others that their life is sad and miserable. Why do you even care how they live? It seems like you can't be happy and others know about your life more than you yourself.
>>336215908
You are literally me right now.
>>336235243
>400 words
What are you, fucking 13?
>>336240236
>eating stale bait
>>336238634
JUST
>>336238704
>DiVeRsE CaSt Of WhAcKy ChArAcTeRs!
>objective based gameplay
>dogshit amount of maps
>teamfight disrupting abilities or how about just abilities in general
-broken down character models for inevitable $45 green lantern supersuit skins
gee how is this a moba
>>336240027
Because I've been a neet and it's gets old and if you happen to not be autistic then it just isn't a sustainable life.
>>336239339
Overwatch characters are all capeshit, though.
>>336241104
he was dumb but you're worse
pls go /pol/, and stay go
>>336241317
>/v/'s irrational fear of /pol/
why?
>>336241317
Javier, pls.
>>336241317
>hating on Trump
>>336241539
trump is a meme, clinton is going to win and memeing about trump won't change that
>>336241440
i rarely browse /v/, just stopping by
everyone should want /pol/ to go because /pol/ is a cancerous containment board that makes groups of people who arent stupid look stupid
>>336241448
KEKERONI xd due i kno right the trump man is sooo ebin i canet wait intil he is president then quickscope MEMEs can be magical on all!
im so random and funny! XXD
>>336241440
Its not /v/, really.
If a liberal sees an image of trump, their brain immediately responds by raising their blood pressure and shouting buzzwords.
A terrible condition: Trumphobia.
>>336241674
I suppose. He just said he wasn't from /v/ anyway, so it's probably another /b/abby lost on his way to a dickrate thread
>>336241652
Carlos, this is a video game board
Quit bringing politics in it.
>>336241652
>being this mad at /pol/
>kekeron
>xd
>ebin
I think you should off yourself as you're even worse than them.
>>336241637
oh look its the sad truth
>>336241674
its not /v/ its sensible people, i dont want an authoritarian flip flop in office i guess that makes me not a stupid meming edelord on the internet following a pathetic hivemind of losers
cant wait to shit on all those "muh first fps" blizzdrones
>>336241832
>i dont want an authoritarian flip flop in office
are you talking about hillary?
>>336215504
Because Activision sees Battleborn as a threat so to counter their launch they're running an open beta on it's release day.
I recommend playing the overwatch beta so you can enjoy the waifu simulator for what it is before you end up with buyers regret when you learn it's a beautiful shitty tf2 clone.
got into the beta. its fun for 5 hours or so but gets old fast.
if you're hyped, don't be and if you're quiting classes for it you're an idiot. its okay at best.
>>336241765
/pol/ is literally just /b/ with politics
my main board is /k/
>>336241805
you did my ebin meming bro xD /b/ is best board KEKERONI MAXIMUM DUDE
>>336241823
oh gee i wonder if i was imitating /pol/ or anything like that
>>336241930
trump and hillary are both authoritarian flip flops
they have very low consistency ratings and are both authoritarian
>>336241929
blizzard activision now has two top notch fps franchises
>beta starts tonight
>still haven't been emailed my beta keys
>>336242063
>he's still going
>>336242063
We're going to build a wall and /k/ is paying for it. Now fuck off
>>336242214
>liking a game that hasn't come out yet
its hilarious how disappointed you'll all be.
>>336214839
Zarya because I'm a faggot but not enough to like dick
>>336242415
But I already played it for weeks. It's fantastic.
>>336214252
>Tomorrow
I want this meme to die!Its today
Team Fortress 2 4 Life niggas
8 hours to go.
>pre-ordered on april 11
>they haven't sent me my codes
>>336242089
they now own the shooter market and will continue to post records year after year profits
just look at all the retards ready to throw $80+ just for a fucking remaster of a cod they paid $60+ for with half the content, which will probably be another $30 in dlc
bobby kotick must be laughing his ass off at all the peasants who buy his cum guzzled slop
How do you get into the Early Access
>>336242748
Check spam folders
>>336242928
Pre-order, or have a friend who did and have them send you their extra code.
>>336242971
not there
>>336214839
No clue, I'll just pick whoever the team needs but I'd really like to try any of the supports first, preferably Lucio
>>336242928
preorder game
>>336243062
That sucks no one i know preorder it
>>336242748
Same here.
Are you EU by any chance? I am.
>>336243214
nope, i'm from Mexico
>>336243194
Then do it yourself, senpai. Just order it from amazon, get the code and cancel your order.
>>336243515
I just looked it up, it had to be before the 29th
>>336242928
go on reddit
some dude over there gave me a code just because I asked
>realize I could have started downloading this before going to work and been ready to go when I got home
Fug
>>336243837
Cool thanks
>>336243767
What? I've ordered it 3 hours ago from amazon.de and got the keys instantly.
>>336242502
nah midnight doesn't count
Does it literally has billions?
where my "i have a friends key left but wont share it" bros at?
It'll be dead in less than a month.
>>336227954
>Brown
Nice choices, friend
>>336214839
the generic fps guy with the built in aimbot of course
>>336244252
Thats what im sacred of
>>336244179
Try it. They're still sending out keys.
>>336244179
it was just ruse to get people preorder. they still give keys automatically when preorder
>>336244252
even blizzards least successful game HoTS has an active playerbase still, I could see overwatch being dead on consoles though
>>336244394
so this is blizzard's way of getting the CoD crowd
>Pre-ordered, got keys nearly immediately, cancelled order after redeeming them
>There are people with legitimate pre-orders without keys
fucking blizzard
Can't wait though, I got in on the very last stress test weekend and fucking loved what I got to play. Only reason I cancelled my pre-order is because the only place that offered the keys in my region was a major rip-off.
I'm just worried about the ranked mode, from what I've seen it looks like utter garbage.
>>336244427
>>336244462
It was to illustrate that it was the 29th included, not before the 29th.
But yeah, ordered mine on the 29th, and fucking metzen still haven't sent me mine.
>implying I have the money to buy it yet
mommy is really nice, but I'm too old to be asking her to buy video games for me
i'll just have to wait till my shitty ass paycheck comes in later this month
>>336214839
D.Va
She's my waifu for one. She's also very fun.
>>336244659
You can just like many people already said order it from amazon and then cancel your order when you receive the early access keys. They only take your money when it's ready to ship.
>>336244659
Hello wage friend
>>336244785
eh I might, it seems like a backhanded thing to do though
>>336244827
technically I'm self employed, I just had to pay an arm and a leg on taxes and an entire semesters worth of student loans because I dropped out and they gave me no grace period at all to pay that shit back
>>336245110
Pretty sure there is only a grace period if you graduate. Please don't take out anymore loans anon, join the military, go learn a trade, something.
>>336217282
holy fuck, what is that homely thing
>>336245505
Or he could ascend to NEEThood
>>336243176
not bad desu
obviously they can't do depth on her goggles very easily but the rest of the face actually looks pretty good
>>336244163
If one of my friends doesn't ask for it, it's gonna rot
>>336214839
Mercy and niggero
Somebody has to make sure we win.
>>336244163
I gave mine away onReddit because I hate /v/
>>336218006
She's a mobility tank, you're meant to fly into people and wreck their face with your double shotguns then fly the fuck out. She also has one of the largest HP pools because it's mostly armor.
Do you get a key if you preorder from kinguin or green man gaming?
>>336245881
Mercy's the wrong choice for that. She can make a good team great, but she can't make a bad team good.
>>336217767
>STOP LIKING THINGS I DONT LIKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
give me beta code bro
>>336246465
why?
>>336246517
So I can steal it from him
I still don't understand why people just don't order it themselves and then cancel the order. I guess it just shows howunderage/v/ is.
>>336246959
Dunno, that's what I do for every pre-order bonus I care about.
>>336214839
>I'm the only person who's gonna main Gorilla Grodd
Feels bad, man...
>>336214839
Hanzo because I am the ultimate Cuntsman babby.
>>336247482
Gorillas are my favorite animal, so I'll bounce around with you
>>336220487
>>336220606
Check your spam folder, that's where my keys were
>>336247880
Ive checked my mail, including spamfolder, more times in the past 24 hours, than I did all of 2015
Since I have no friends, what hero is best for solo/lone wolf play? I was thinking of playing Widow or is there anyone else in that kind of category?
>>336227654
My classes get out right as the beta begins, couldn't have timed it better.
Is there a support character who isn't the heal bitch?
I like saving people, is there someone that lets me protect/pull my teammates?
>>336248075
>solo play in a team based game
are you retarded?
>>336218205
>pre-ordered 5 minutes after they tweeted "today is the last chance for early beta!!!1"
>still no key
>>336248075
You don't go lone wolf in this game, it's a very team focused game. There are characters who spend more time away from the team like Tracer/Genji/Widowmaker, but you should always be playing around your team and doing what they need you to do.
Hype level 0%
Serously, I just hide these threads but you were asking
>>336248414
Nah, I mean as in one where I wont have to heavily rely on people who wont talk to me.
>>336248732
Ah thanks, that's the answer I was looking for, I didn't word it right. But I'll keep that in mind. Thanks man
>Ordered on the 28th
>Woke up this morning
>Still no email
Finally submitted a ticket, but I hope they read it in time for the launch :/
>>336249459
You and that one Frogposter both.
Anyway, vote fags. Only a few hours left.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10105752/
>>336218205
don't borry bro, I preordered on the 19th and don't have a key either
can't contact their support team either
>>336249459
If you have gmail, its in the promotions tab.
Fucking people who don't even take the time to look, I swear to god.
>>336223269
The entirety of all countries below mexico + and all of russia
Can anyone give a poor anon a early access beta code? If you want to my email is [email protected]
>>336249459
where did you submit a ticket? there's not option for that under the overwatch early access beta key section
only live chat and phone call and both are unavailable for me at all times
>>336249683
Not for me :C
But thanks for the tip, mate
Just got my codes :D
>>336250136
Well, share'em.
Give big brother /v/ his share.
>>336249808
Wasn't blocked for me
Wheres a link to the countdown timer?
>>336214252
I don't see the appeal in these types of games. I haven't played it and have zero interest to ever play it. I guess different strokes for different folks.
>>336250243
http://onlywat.ch/
>>336250201
Literally as soon as I posted this they responded to my ticket with my keys.
Gl getting yours anons.
>>336250271
Ok?
>>336214252
Blizzard does another take on what is already done, casualizing it extremely in the process, and get tons of players.
>>336250663
rrrEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>336250774
Ive only got these as well. Are you EU?
and are you >>336250201 NA, perhaps?
Might explain it
>>336217535
>who know the maps
Not like that's gonna take long.
They are now handing out keys. Keep an eye on your email
>>336250663
Can I have the extra? [email protected]
No friends who want to play so so go nuts:
1444447152740407686593427
>>336214839
Genji because I'm gonna go into training and just go down the line and get a feel for each hero's kit and movement.
Most excited to try Junkrat, Bastion, and Zenyatta, though
>>336250862
> Ive only got these as well. Are you EU?Colombia
>>336250862
Had the online ticket option and I'm NA, yeah.
>>336250905
Thank you so much anon!
>>336250986
I see, cheers. Im in the chat queue now. Fucking glad Im not a jizzard gm tonight
>>336250896
Promised it to a bro, sorry m8
>>336250905
damn too slow
>>336215504
>going to be open beta pleb
>going larping Friday night
>only have Thursday night to play
Wh this
Please give a pc code
[email protected]
>>336250774
it's getting worse
>>336248075
>Thinking overwatch gives you a decision in your playstyle
It's a moba with legs
>>336251213
seriously, go to reddit
people are handing out their extras over there, just keep your eyes open and stay vigilant
>>336217282
What's her snapchat?
>>336214839
Junkrat
>>336214839
>First
I played Junkrat first, fucker is fun as balls.
This time, probably actually get into the Offensive characters, cause I haven't played a single one yet through 2 Stress Test Weekends.
What the hell is this thread, pre-orders everywhere, early access...?
Whatever happened to not giving blizzard your money, ever?
>>336252414
Overwatch happened
well we're 470 posts in
first person to make me laugh gets my spare key 'cause i sniped one off /v/ already.
>>336252414
1, /v/ is full of blizzdrones that will shill their games for free
2, Blizzard now has enough capital to both shill on /v/ and to literally buy advertisements on TF2 servers
>>336252414
There have always been a large number of Blizzard fags on /v/.
Blizzdrones, not much cause they're busy on Reddit or actually playing, but there have always been mild fans of the company here.
That said, this Open beta event is a great chance for everyone to try the game.
The problem is, the 2 day event starting today is going to be the only time ANYONE will get to play cause the servers will shit themselves the second everyone will have access to the server, 2 days from now.
This has been a really good year in Vidya so far, honestly.
>This week alone had me bingeing on Duck Game for a weekend and then straight into this
>>336252621
>People are literally only buying the game because of marketing
Or maybe because the game's actually fun? Remember what that is, oh jaded faggot?
>>336252574
Sure, why not.Diet Dr. Beta on Steam.
it helps if you post your email or some shit in your post so i can actually give it to you
Why do people keep taking obvious bait?
>>336252898
you know nothing about the power of marketing
If i have enough money I can even make you think shitting on your own face is fun
so
how the fuck do you download the game for the open beta?
>>336252574
cant see what this is but I think I lifted it off /fit/
>>336253051
What do they have to lose, Anon?
>>336252990
>>336252891 here
https://discord.gg/0zCv14dJuszOE2TS
>>336253106
the beta for people who havent preordered starts friday
>>336253109
>being this desperate
jeez ride your bike or go fishing or something, it's may
>>336253065
Doing something because you're being paid =/= doing something because it's fun.
What kind of fucked logic is that lmao
>>336253106
Tfw i pre-ordered it from a third party website.
So early access starts in like 6 hours, right?
>>336253260
>you have to download it on the day the beta opens
how retarded
>>336253051
sent it to >>336252891
pool's closed, sorry guys!
1883445865104778485244228
>>336253287
I dont need to pay YOU
>Only "In Class" final tonight
>Tuesday my take home exam is due (Done already)
>Have to write a 4 page single spaced paper by Wednesday
feelin good.
>>336234531
>ywn be publicly humiliated by tall qts
;_;
>>336253701
Homework should be left well alone, anon
>>336253473
Yes
>>336253413
>privilege literally being something you have to work at to keep
>NUH UH IT'S NOT MINE SO STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DESERVE TO HAVE IT SHITLORD AHRUU BLOOBLOO
>>336253701
WAKE UP MARIA
is it today for UK? or is it just america getting it
thought it was starting tuesday but people are saying it is hours away
>>336254168
midnight for uk
>>336254235
fuck
thanks though
>>336252574
https://steamcommunity.com/id/snowhashtag
>>336252574
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197963492906
>>336219808
Roadhog is secretly what /v/ wants to be, other than being a little girl.
>>336255046
He's a true hero: a fat fuck who uses meat hooks to drag waifus to his feet and ravages them with his junk... gun
