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GET BANNED GET LMAOBOXhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdDpwxYn69I


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GET BANNED GET LMAOBOX

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdDpwxYn69I
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL6fw1n2PHI
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>people ran cheats on their main accounts
>accounts that they sunk a great deal of time and money into
they really did think it was going to last forever huh
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>>336027204
>people are retarded
No surprises there.
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>>336027204

>Cheaters that pay huge money for their exploitable cheat engines don't have foresight, More at 11.
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>>336028673
>$20
>huge money
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>>336027000
I laughed so hard on how many UGC profiles were banned
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>>336029061

From my point of view, any money spent on cheat engines is big money. If you are going to be a dirtbag, at least pirate the freaking cheat engine too.
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What happened?
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>>336032107
One of the most popular "hacks" in TF2 is now detectable by VAC and LOTS of people are now vac banned for using it, even if you did it as far back as months ago. Lots of supposed good players in the competitive scene including winners of tournaments have been banned and lots of people with thousands of dollars in TF2 items have been banned.(you can't trade/sell items once you are vac banned)
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JUST ANSWER

How they got VAC banned while being offline?
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>>336032569
VAC doesn't care if you're online or not. If it's decided you get the boot, you get the boot.
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>>336032569
I got VAC banned from a game I don't even own, so clearly Valve has some special technology to detect whether you are even considering cheating in their precious super serious eSports.
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>>336032453
That's funny
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>>336032758
>I diddn do nuthin
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>>336032453
This pleases me
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>>336031004
>all those snipers
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What were the cheats? I never played TF2.
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why did the last thread get deleted?
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>>336033445
Cheese pizza
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>>336033391
lmaobox, a previous undetectable aimbot. Almost every single "pro" sniper in the UGC was using it.
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>>336027000
>I won't have to read people spamming about lmaobox after every kill anymore in chat
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>>336033618

Imagine being a guy that wasn't cheating and was right below the pro rank.
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>>336033780
He must be having a great time right now
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>All those people who actually used the cheats on their main accounts instead of a throwaway one
>All those people who have now lost god knows how much money in virtual cosmetics (some have lost thousands and one such account I saw earlier today lost around $5000) as they can no longer get rid of them.
>Not to mention all those accounts with lots of money spent on games that now have a permanent black mark on them

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if somebody commits suicide over this.
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Probably won't get rid of Australia's Most Wanted faggots, but it's a good start.
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Why play with an aimbot? You're not even playing the game at that point. Wallhacks I kinda get since it just gives you an advantage without turning the keys over completely to the hack to do all the work for you.

>>336027000
I thought Tyrone wouldn't curse?
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>>336032453
>Lots of supposed good players in the competitive scene including winners of tournaments have been banned
Like who?
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>Check my old server's profiles of the staff and main players
>All good standing
>Check Slag gaming
>All the bans

Even though I don't really play TF2 anymore it's good to see people get BTFO by Valve.
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What the hell happened that suddenly everyone's saying that people are getting banned?
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>>336034081
people got banned dumbass
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Explain this entire controversy with pros and lmaobox to a guy who has never seen a game of tf2
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>>336032569
you don't get banned the very moment vac flags your account

this is so cheaters don't know exactly what they did to trigger it
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>have a friend of a friend
>all he does is pubstomp and sandbag Steel pugs as sniper all day
>call him out for cheating once
>"lol if i was cheating I wouldn't be in ugc"
>check his profile today
>1 VAC ban on record
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>>336034047
According to this link >>335958731

Kev: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198053652598
Vlad: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198050666778
Fade: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198154228044
Rico: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198087011715
Shadoe: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198080081709
Afterlife: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198056958690
Skimmie: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198262871146
Dentisting: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198041694762
Timba: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198055336380/
Battlemage: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198068291022
LKB: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198116755405
Cynex: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198088153632
Cray: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198050403444
Floey: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198174050575
Polka: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198017842960
Forever: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198066314392
IFY: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198088474308
Dope: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198083104263
Proximo: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198256907823
Daekaa: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198065448261
Spork: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198041146204
Mr64Bit: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198127904574
MrBond: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198064023977

In other words, all the top competitive snipers in every division.
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>>336034157
No shit, retard. What I'm asking is did everyone just get suddenly banned today?
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>>336034081
>>336034157
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So is it a good time to get into TF2 now that all the cheaters are gone? Or are there still shitters with +9001 hours still shitting up servers?
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>>336033934
Have you seen the $20,000 account with the message "I-I meant to get banned guys!"

http://steamcommunity.com/id/JCapps/
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>>336034279
Snipers, not even once.
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>>336032758
you a good boi
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>>336034301
ur the shitter desu
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>>336034257
Link him OP's video and post the resulting butthurt.
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>>336034191
lmaobox was THE go-to hack engine for shitfuckers to fuck shit up. Valve couldn't or wouldn't ban anyone using the hack. Until now.
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>>336034301
The problem with TF2 is you're either playing with people who are too easy, people using aimbot or literal 8 year olds.

So yeah, it's gonna be better.
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>>336034279
>all these literally whos

ive only even heard of Battlemage and Cynex
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>>336034279
>Kev
>Vlad
>Fade
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>Meet a suspected hacker last week
>check his profile today
>He lost an unusual because of his vac ban
feels great
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>>336034081
VAC has been updated to be able to detect LMAOBox, a very popular cheat engine that was previously undetectable. Bans are coming in by the thousands now.
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>>336034191
>lmaobox is a hack that allows aimbotting i.e. allows you to shoot with perfect accuracy
>one of the classes of TF2 is the sniper, who can easily kill others if he gets headshots
>sniper + lmaobox = lots of kills
>Valve finally manages to get lmaobox detected on the VAC system and starts banning people who have used lmaobox going up to a few months before
>turns out quite a few pros, especially pro snipers, have been caught in the crossfire
>pro snipers have been using lmaobox and have finally been caught out
>competitive scene will see drama, as will tradefags as a lot of people who have been banned have some valuable stuff on their now banned accounts (banned accounts apparently cannot trade)
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>>336034480
They couldn't, the hack was private and no one knew how it worked and I guess they didn't give THAT much of a shit since they didn't buy one themselves to analyze it.

But LMAOBOX was cracked and the guy who made it released it for free since it's not undetectable anymore.
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>>336031004
>all of them were sniper mains
wheres your "skill class" now fags
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>>336032453
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>>336031004
UGC?
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>>336034419
Holy shit hes so salty he lost all that. He just won't admit it.
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>>336034862
United Gaming Clans. Basically competitive shit.
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Sniperfags got what they deserve.
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>>336034706
>(banned accounts apparently cannot trade)
It goes beyond that - any and every item that wasn't bought directly from the Mann Co store has been deleted from their accounts. So even if they could trade, all their valuable shit is gone permanently.

Valve is fierce.
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>ACCOUNTS ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE MORE THAN 1 VAC BAN
Explain.
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>was getting fucking destroyed by some asshole scout cunt a while ago
>constantly taunting and bragging about how good he was
>check his profile today
>banned
It's petty, but it feels good to be petty sometimes.
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>>336034279
>Views
>"hey how's it going i just lost more than ur tf2 inv will even be worth :) god damn ego rising no stop"

Oh my fucking God people aren't taking this well
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>>336034997
You could hypothetically get vac banned from every game that has vac.
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>>336034724
I thought someone just ratted out the source code to Valve?
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>>336034997
VAC is done on a per-game basis.
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HAHAHAHSAHAHAHAHAH
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>>336034997
There's nothing to explain, they cheated before and got caught before and that stuff just piled up.

Now you might be wondering "if there's proof they've cheated before, then why the fuck were they allowed in tournaments?" and the answer to that is simple. People are fucking retarded.
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>not going full piss with ss/jar/bushwacka
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>>336034984
>any and every item that wasn't bought directly from the Mann Co store has been deleted from their accounts
>>336034419
>57 pages of bought items
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>>336034739
tbf it would be pretty pointless to aimhack anything else since it's all either non-hitscan or has built-in RNG inaccuracy that is only good at close range anyway.
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>>336034739
>>336034872
Solider is the best class and needs the most skill.

Prove me wrong.
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>>336034419
>it was an INTENTIONAL decision
KEK
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>>336034419
>http://steamcommunity.com/id/JCapps/

>Tickets, keys, parts
>That unusual
>Expanded backpack

Literally throwing money down the drain would be more entertaining than wasting it like this
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>>336035252
It's not Demoman :^)
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>>336035129
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>the guy with a burning team captain
>the most valuable hat on tf2, worth thousands of dollars
>used lmaobox on his MAIN ACCOUNT
>I-I was only PRETENDING to be retarded, g-guys
holy shit the salt from all this is unbelievable
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>>336035017
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>>336035086
No one knows what exactly happened.

It's not like it matters, anyway.
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>>336035165
>57 pages
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>>336034283
Yes you fucking retard. Think before you speak.
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>>336034283
valve does VAC bans in "waves"

look at today's ban stats

https://steamdb.info/stats/bans/
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>>336034419
Let's take it easy on him, guys. This is probably the poor sods grieving mechanism.
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>>336029061
$20 PER MONTH
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>>336035497
>that humongous spike
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>>336035573
Pretty sure it was a one-time payment.
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hey valve, can we get Arena back? There aren't many servers that have it 24/7
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>using cheats on your main full of valuables

The worst kind of attention whoring shitter. That's how you know they're not just doing it for fun.
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>>336035573
I used premium cheats on an alt and buddy I'd hate to break your heart but you make more than that money back when you get into competitive games with expensive skins on the line. Just gotta know when to cut yourself off. 2 months ago I gave my main everything I could. $80 spent, $3,000 in good shit gained. If you can call that anything outside of a solid investment, I'd love to hear it. *puts cigarette out on your forehead*
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inb4 kids try to sue LMAOBOX for not saying "In the worst case that Valve finds us out then you're all getting banned" in big bold letters before they got it.

Seriously did they not expect this to happen one day?
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>>336035551
Fuck that, the only way this event will reach true diamond perfection is if we get someone to an hero over it
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>>336035497
>>336035678
>Over 10k bans today
>Not even 12 PST
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>>336035129
what a martyr :^)
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>>336029061
Assuming Steamdb's stats are correct, there were 10,000 people banned this wave.
If we subtract 2500 to account for the steady amount of people banned every day prior to this, that's still 7500 people.
7500 people at $20 a month is $150,000
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>>336034419

>You will NEVER be this mad in your life.
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>>336034026
Griefing. People who don't like tf2 but think that people who do shouldn't. Someone who had lmaobox earlier said exactly that. "I don't like tf2 but griefing is fun.". Paraphrasing slightly. Doesn't have fun unless someone else isn't. Basically selfish fucks who hate video games.
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>>336034301
It won't make a difference to cheaters in pubs, those are always throwaway accounts and VAC doesn't work instantaneously.
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>>336034739
>be sniper main
>never cheat, taunt, shittalk, bindspam or wear obnoxious cosmetics - not even an ironic name on my rifle

wankers the lot of them, good bloody riddance

i'll just continue being polite and efficient
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>>336034279
Perfect.
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>>336035686
it was a subscription service and you had to be subscribed for new versions
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>make my own aimbot
>safe from all the bullshit
:^)
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>>336035813
Did you sell items through paypal or something?

kinda wish these expensive skins didn't exist, that shit ruined counter strike
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>>336035807
lmaobox premium went undetected for so long people got complacent
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yesterday was the best moment from valve in a long time

so happy this is happening

hopefully things get better
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>>336035841
>cheaters
>having a brain
Pick one.
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>>336035938
vac bans really should be instant on f2p accounts
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>>336035497
>>336035678
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>>336035813
>*puts cigarette out on your forehead*
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>>336036273
the whole point of it not being instant is so that exploiters can't tell what exactly triggered their ban
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>>336035216

lmaobox had hacks for needleguns to prevent spread, hacks for auto airblasting on flamethrowers, modifying arcs on pills, etc from what I read on their site ages ago. No idea how true that is.
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>>336034419
Wait, let me get this straight. He's claiming that he was getting so stressed out from wanted to get rarer and rarer shit that he paid 20 bucks to buy a cheat engine that was "undetectable" so that it would get detected and he would get VAC banned?

Holy fucking shit.
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>>336035847

I bet someone already has

tho probably no one "important"
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>>336034026
Some people want to be good but don't want to put in the effort to be good. So they cheat.
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>>336035813
That's some incredible bait.
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>>336035129
>''''''slowly'''''' detach myself
Nothing slower than instantly getting VAC banned, no sir
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>>336035859
One time payment.
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>>336035813
>*puts cigarette out on your forehead*
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>>336035813
>*puts cigarette out on your forehead*
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Can someone explain to me how cheating at TF2 makes you money?
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>>336035813
>*puts cigarette out on your forehead*
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>>336034419
>its was an INTENTIONAL decision.
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>>336035813
>*puts cigarette out on your forehead*
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No more d0rky? Thank fucking god. That guy was ridiculously notorious. He would join and most people would know what to expect. Still, since it was valve servers people were too stupid to vote him out.
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>paying for a public hack

>not using your own hack

skiddies rekt
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>>336036624
Competitive games
Which people bet on

I won mine fair and square through spycrab showdowns.
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>>336035813
*grabs you by the throat* BACK THE FUCK OFF!?!
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>>336035813
>*puts cigarette out on your forehead*
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>>336035813
>*puts cigarette out on your forehead*
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>>336036386

To be fair to that guy it doesn't say anything about LMAOBox Premium, he could have just used some other dogshit hack that was completely detectable or the non paid LMAO, but that's assuming his diatribe isn't just him trying to cope with the fact that he was caught cheating.
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>>336035129
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>intentionally cheat at game
>get assblasted when banned
I just don't understand but this shit is a riot.
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>>336036383
No spread and always crits I've seen myself on a heavy. Was fucking hilarious because someone kept denying he was cheating over and over. And then he got switched and whined harder than anyone to boot him. I can die a happier seeing human waste get exactly what they deserve.
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>tfw created tyrone
>tfw my video is overshadowed since no big site wants to put a video about lolicon
>i made him tons of money
>i don't get to see any of it

so this is what it feels like
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>>336036723
>Valve servers
>vote kick against hacker fails
>vote kick against legitimate player succeeds
Hackers in Valve servers aren't going away though
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>>336034256
Seems more like VAC is done in waves as opposed to triggering the moment you enter a game and use hacks.

So more than likely your name is just put onto a list of accounts to be banned and someone at Valve just clicks 'OK'.

Valve tends to be jewy since they hand out VAC bans right after sales or some other way to force people to spend more money if they want a clean account.
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>>336036904
They don't expect to get caught.
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>>336036391
If they were cheating I assure you they were unimportant and not people like you and me.
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>tfw 0 vac bans

never cheated, don't cheat, never will cheat.
I hope everyone that does gets their pc bricked along with the ban. how do you justify being so bad you need hacks?
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>>336035813
You had me until
>*puts cigarette out on your forehead*
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>>336036904
A friend of mine linked me to a reddit thread where someone important in the trading scene says "Well if Valve is gonna make this a no cheating zone then I'll never ever buy a Valve product or cosmetics ever again!"

The salt is so unreal
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>>336037002
how much did your video cost?
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>>336037206

5 bucks
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>>336037051
That explanation does not make them seem less retarded.
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>>336037201
I'll let that slide, only because of that premium salt. It's a good day to exist
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>>336037367
I never said they weren't.
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>>336037110
They do it because they like griefing. If you think there is nobody who is that low, look at rust's active players.
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>>336035813
>*puts cigarette out on your forehead*
Stopped reading right there.
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We need a Cheater's Lament v2.0
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>ten of my friends who hacked on alts got vacced on their mains
>was able to warn like only 3 of them to uninstall
I tried my best
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>>336037646
>Uninstalling
>Doing anything
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>>336036904
They heard it was undetectable and were stupid enough to believe this would never change. They really believed they'd never get caught and now they're pissed because this is not how things were "supposed" to go for them.
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>>336037646
Shouldn't have warned any of them. It would have been more hilarious
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So when is valve going to give us good players who never cheated a hat?
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>>336037621
>a shitty hat for not trying to get loads of money
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>>336037201
Please screen cap. That's so good I could almost mastutbate to it. Is anyone else feeling like maybe there is justice out there when so many piles of trash are getting exactly the same thing they worked so hard to earn?
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>>336037646
Why are you friends with scum while not hacking yourself?
also
>Uninstalling
>Stopping the Ban Hammer
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>>336037529
>>336037110

With games like Rust it's probably mostly griefing, but with TF2, it's easily a multitude of different reasons. Griefing yes, some just children that don't understand the consequences of VAC, probably a handful of ragers that downloaded a hack to get back at someone dominating them, people looking to make a buck like >>336035813 etc.
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>a year ago
>used to use camera hack in LoL to see farthar away frequently
>riot mass perma bans people who used this hack
>mfw I only got a week ban only because I used to buy some RP a couple times
btw the camera distance in LoL is still bullshit
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>>336037734
>wanting another Cheater's Lament
>wanting to be labeled a fag
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>>336037646
What a shame.
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>>336034419
>Three HOUWARs
For what purpose?
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>mfw the only game I ever cheated in was TTT during a /v/irgin raid and that's because it's so piss easy to do so

I'd never bother doing so in a different game, though. Not worth the time or money.
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>>336037646
You can get VAC'd on your mains too? ebin
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>>336035813
>*puts cigarette out on your forehead*
I really hope you were baiting, or being ironic
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>>336035813
*puts cigarette out on your forehead*
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>most of the banned pro players were Sniper mains
b-but i d-don't hack, i-i'm just t-that good!1
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>>336037752
that people think the money generated from most lucrative TF2 trades is "loads of money" is funny especially considering the time investment
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>>336037960
But that'll make the butthurt ever more satisfying
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>>336027000
>you well never make a living off of memeing into a camera
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>Paid 20$ on an alt account to casually win in 24/7 2fort servers
>No VAC ban


huh feels good
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>>336036979

Reminds me of one game I played, a guy had that on his heavy, but he also had something that prevented the vote box from showing up in the game, blocked the chat appearing, and could keep the enemy spawn doors open so he could camp them. All this shit happened on a Valve server too which I thought was weird as fuck. The only way anyone could kill him was with cuntsman to the face.
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>>336035813
>*puts cigarette out on your forehead*

Masterful bait, anon. You deserve those (You)s.
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>>336038239
>that one gamergurl who got banned after saying the exact same thing with 10000$ worth of items down the drain
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>>336034419
>its was an INTENTIONAL decision
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>>336037834
Then again he might not be that important but it's clear he's ridiculously mad about this
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>>336034419
Was getting banned part of your plan?
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>>336035813
>*puts cigarette out on your forehead*
this better be bait
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>>336032569
*How did they get VAC banned
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>>336038509
>All those streamers who will have to try and explain why they suddenly changed their account names
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>meet some guy in a pub game
>no matter what I do I can't kill him
>I get him low many times so I assume he's legit
>he adds me
>play together for about a year
>he still plays like the e sports wizard
>hear about the bans
>check his profile
>banned
>ask him about it
>he blocks me
Feels pretty odd.
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>>336034419
>http://steamcommunity.com/id/JCapps/
>was getting banned part of your plan?
>of course!
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>>336032569
>get flagged while cheating
>some time goes by
>get banned with the rest of them when the arrive arrives
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>>336034419
>Unusual burning Team Captain
>VAC banned

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>336032453
Well, that feel nice, even I don't play it anymore.
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>>336038553
The self-importance, hot damn.
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>>336035813
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
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>>336038553
AHHAHAH THE FUCKING SALT
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>Mfw I have a VAC ban from 7 years ago
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>>336038769
How much do the Jews want for one of those now?

It used to be like $800 or some absurd amount when I quit a few years back.
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>>336035165
>>57 pages of bought items

lolllllll
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>make private server
>set sv_cheats 1
>get VAC banned
IT'S NOT FAIR
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>>336038834
The ironing is astounding.
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>>336038553
>he actually feels the need to use cheats to win against the horrible players that make up most of TF2's playerbase
How fucking terrible at video games is he? I refuse to believe this is real
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>>336038932
8000 keys which is roughly over $17,000.
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>>336038932
around 17k or something?

not so sure, i left the game when 1 key was 3 refined
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>>336038921
Mine is almost 10 years old
Think I'll get a price?
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>>336038932
Thousands, from what I heard.

Hell, maybe even fucking TENS of thousands. These autists will go to great lengths to acquire a sexy virtual hat.
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So I haven't touched TF2 in years since Volvo killed it with F2P.
Is it worth getting into again?
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>>336032758
yeah you just removed the game from your account to make this claim.
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>>336038932
>$800

Try 8000 keys
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>>336039071
>>336039130
best ban wave ever
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>>336034050

This crop always gets my dick
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>>336038553
>take away my ability to win
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So what is lmaobox anyway? Speedhack, bhop script, generic aim+wallhack? Those things have always been around, why is this cheat such a big deal?
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>>336034419
>I would spend most of my time running around achievement servers killing bots and spamming pootis, because there are no losers there. Everyone wins.
>there are no losers there
But he was there.
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>>336038553
holy FUG
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>>336038553
How bad do you have to be at TF2, a team game, to be completely unable to win any matches so that you feel the only possible way for you to win and enjoy the game is to spend 20 bucks a month on a cheat engine?

>>336038417
Either you weren't flagged or you just didn't get caught in this wave.
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>>336039164
It was worth it when Gun Mettle came out but Tough Break was sort of a shitshow so maybe.
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>>336039242
I think it's a multi-purpose hack.

It's main use is for snipers to aimbot, so even "top-tier competitive" players are being shot down for doing this shit.
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https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dfcMHrF3dGByk-UV8CEDhhhDVBhb3Uo2QC7kWU6ciEs/edit?pref=2&pli=1#gid=0
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>>336039242
because it used to be undetected for over 5 years since every premium version is different from each other or something, which made it super hard to deal with for VAC
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>>336039193
Who has 8000 keys lying around? Do people just make numbers up at this point?

Okay, retarded question, they always just made shit up because it was the jewconomy.
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>>336039269
I last played 7/31/2015

I guess the wave was pretty recent
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>>336039242
It's a whole suite of things and was the most public hack that had been undetectable.
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So is Sniper going to get buffed?
I mean, there is proof that he is literally only good with cheats and nothing else.
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>>336039242

Google

https://lmaobox.net/features

>>336038423

NullCoreCheat
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>>336038553
>>336038553

This has surpassed Wottergate levels of mad.
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>>336039242
read the thread
it went undetected for so long that people started using it on their mains, among which are """"""""pro"""""""" league sniper players and retards with $17k hats
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>>336039427
No there isn't. And sniper+medic combo is OP though so are most medic combos but sniper+medic is the most op
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>>336038553
Anybody got the one where a guy goes ballistic because people could now pick up his golden frying pan?
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>>336038553
>asshole who won't be suckered into a loser's game

HE JUST SAID HE WAS GONNA PLAY TF2 AGAIN ON A NEW ACCOUNT
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>>336039629
>>
>all those people you suspected were hackers but had no evidence finally dying off

I'm so happy
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>>336039395
Yeah I think that it has to have been relatively recently.
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>>336038553
At this point I feel guilty for laughing. Like laughing at some with no arms trying to tie their shoes. Or someone who literally has learning disabilities try to solve a math equation. This is becoming pitiable.
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>>336038553
>Look up his comment history
>This is everything since that TF2 post
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>>336039629
.
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>>336027000
Does this black dude get paid commission to have him say whatever he wants? Who's this guy anyways?
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>>336039725
AHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD
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>>336039809
How do I read this fucking format?
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>>336027000
>stopped caring about tf2 ages ago
>this thread

Haha, holy shit, well deserved cheating faggots
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>>336039725
>>336039854
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>>336027000
Did people really think Valve wouldn't eventually figure out a way to detect this?
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>>336038553
Serious question, why are so many TF2 players total assholes like this guy?
Is it autism?
Does having one gorillion dollars worth of cosmetic items inflate their egos into maximum fucknuggetry?
I just don't get it.
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>>336039854
lel
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>>336038417
Be careful not to even log on the main even with the same HDD as Valve checks the IDs on em
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>>336039915
left to right, top to bottom you illiterate moron.
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>>336034419
CHEEKS SO SALTY HE'S ATTRACTING DEER
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>>336039809

>/pol/ memer getting VAC'd
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>>336039725
>people getting autistic about others stealing items
I actually met some players who !voteban'd me because i picked up their batsaber or saxxy
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>>336039861
Big Man Tyrone. Google that if you want to know more about him
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>>336040085
Yes.
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>>336039725
>"lucky" kill
yeah okay buddy
>>336040098
It's a mixture of both
There are cockgoblins like this in every community, but the monetary value that TF2 items have has an abnormally strong effect on them
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>>336039725
>>336039854
Thanks lads
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>>336027000
Beautiful. Simply beautiful.
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>>336040128
Eh I have tf2 uninstalled>>336040128
No skin off my back
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>>336039915
>>336039809

I've translated reddit to 4chan for you.

It's ok anon, it took me ages to get used to leddit too, and even still I'm perplexed by some of its arcane mysteries of shitfest
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>>336039854
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>>336035813
>*Puts cigarette out on your forehead*
Cheaters, this is your mind set
Die fucking cheater fags
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>>336027204
Worse;
>people actually cheated in team fucking fortress

Like god damn, that's just pathetic.
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>>336040085
These are people who openly state that the game is impossible to win without cheating. >>336038553

They're functional retards, of course they didn't expect to get caught.That would require brain activity.
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>>336039915
are you retarded or just pretending
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>this whole fucking thing
>>
This is why I will never buy anything through Steam. What I do with my game WHICH I LEGALLY BOUGHT is none of their fucking business. Today they're locking accounts using cheats offline, tomorrow they'll be banning people using "racially insensitive" mods and on the Rapture they'll close the service and all your games will be gone. Forever.
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>>336040521
>>people actually cheated in team fucking fortress competitive
It's even worse then you can initially imagine.
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>>336039725
>>336039854
Wait, you can pick up other people's weapons now?
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>>336035813
>*puts cigarette out on your forehead*
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>>336040585
>he got VAC banned
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>>336040585
>getting banned for using cheats offline
You get banned for using cheats on VAC secure servers, buddy.
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>>336039269
>How bad do you have to be at TF2, a team game, to be completely unable to win any matches so that you feel the only possible way for you to win and enjoy the game is to spend 20 bucks a month on a cheat engine?
It's mind boggling. The TF2 playerbase is so shit that you can basically carry a team all by yourself in most pubs if you're any good at all. Fuck you can probably win just as many matches as you lose by simply standing in spawn and doing nothing.
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>>336039809
Anything this salty is bound to cause stroke.
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>>336040585
found the lmaobox user
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>>336040430
Thanks senpai
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>>336039725
>Or make a amazing short film
>Have a friend who wan a saxxy and the Dota2 sfm contest with a shitpost
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>>336040585
>What I do with my game WHICH I LEGALLY BOUGHT is none of their fucking business
>Ruining other's people fun is totally legal because I bought it!
Cry me a river cerritif.
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>>336040660
That change is almost a year old
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>>336040585
Enjoy your ban for cheating at Team fucking Fortress, a game a monkey could join and come off as an average player.

Was it worth it?
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>>336040660
anon it's been like this for a year
get with it old man
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This is NaruxSakura levels of butt hurt folks, I hope your all scrwencapping this because it's pure gold
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>>336040098
No matter how shitty you are at tf2, just remember you're not him.
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>>336040660
Yeah, it's a recent feature. So for example, if someone was holding a Golden Frying Pan when you or someone else killed them and it was dropped on the ground, you could walk up to it and exchange your melee weapon for the Golden Frying Pan.

You don't get to KEEP it, though. It only lasts until you die and it doesn't get added to your backpack or anything lik ethat.
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>>336040660
Yes, they added this a while ago. So if the enemy medic is at 95%, for example, you can pop kritz, destroy them, grab their ubergun, charge the last 5%, and keep the train rolling.
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>>336039725
This kind of shit is the reason I stopped playing this game.
Cosmetic items were a mistake.
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>>336034419
Jesus CHRIST
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@336040585
(You) (You) (You)
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>>336040585
>He hasn't switched to GoG
>He hasn't made a backup of his steam library with share threads
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>>336040660
Yeah it's a fun little feature
>tfw you get the highest killstreak in the server despite not owning a single killstreak weapon yourself
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>>336038702
Take some time.
He might unblock you after the raged he screamed out.
Or if this isn't happened recently then shit though luck.
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>>336040585
You only get VAC banned for cheats, you baby. That's what it means: Valve Anti Cheat. Enjoy that ban of yours.
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>>336041146
>I main Spy, and I was trained to be one
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>tfw you entered competitive TF2 for fun and laughs
>tfw all the tryhard faggots who were too cocky and dicks are all banned now
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>tfw this guy makes a living literally reading one line sentences for the internet
why we school
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>>336035813
*puts cigarette out on your forehead*

This is perfect banter son, mind if I use this fresh pasta?
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>>336041146
>I was trained to be one
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>>336041146
>I was trained to be one
Who was his master I wonder?
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>>336041146
Does he think if he lies enough it will become reality? Also

>I main Spy, and I was trained to be one

What did he mean by this?
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>>336041481
What was his name again?
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>>336041146

>I was trained to be one

What did he mean by this?
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>>336041502
Like all Spies, he was trained to be a dirty cheat.
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>>336035160
Don't go full jar, run the smg that gives minicrits, pop the mini crits and switch to the wacka.
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What did he mean by this?
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>>336039725
>I wore original pyrovision all the time because I thought it was fun to see everything in rainbows
>I probably made autists rage uncontrollably with my fun plays that went well
Nice
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>>336041146
>I was trained to be one
ohhhhhh my god
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>>336041481
>>336041146
>i main spy instead of sniper i'm legit
>the last 1000 kills are probably something like 98% ambassador headshots, the last 2% him walking off a cliff killing himself
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>>336041660
That's the only reason why I go full gibusvision with stock weapons.
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>>336040660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIWbGqKy-yY
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>>336041384
Because we aren't cheeky black men in London who know how to exploit online idiots
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>>336041384
>Fire type bullying the grass types
Well yeah that makes sense I gue-
>A fucking Bidoof on his gang
This guy's either a dunce, or someone who is on an entirely different level and should be avoided at all costs
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>>336041660
>often stick to default character skins because they're the best
>sometimes shit players rage in the chat because somebody without a hat is beating them
tee hee
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>Snipers using aimbot
At least before Valve shit the bed once again, you were able to hard counter that with the Croc set.

If you had a pocket medic on 2fort, you were an unkillable tear factory.
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Find me a Solider main that's a cheater

Pro tip: You can't
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>>336041646

He's orgasming from the sheer amount of Steam (You)s he's getting
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>>336041660
i have 500 hours in spy and i have never used any hats but gibus, people get butthurt when i trickstab them
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>>336037573
No shit, it was the end of his bullshit dream-post
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>>336041846
>Recording yourself on a toaster phone and thinking it is acceptable

Yeah, not watching that.
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>Couple months ago playing TF2
>Guy in the server is yelling at everyone, calling them shit, kicking them for being bad
>Goes on and on about how great he is
>Find it fucking hilarious, also state how great he is
>End up becoming friends
>By far one of the best if not the best non-pro player I've ever seen
>Gets kicked and accused of cheating/using aimbot in almost every game we play
>Tell him about the VAC ban today
>Doesn't give a fuck

Feels good. I would have been really upset if he was cheating, not that I ever suspected it, though a lot of people have.
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>>336041895
>not keeping an HM slave around to act as a gopher
It's like you don't even alpha male
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>>336041927
how would you kill another sniper using that gun?
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>>336027000
>TF2 community devolves into shit
>nothing but muh high skill ceiling competitive and muh hat showcasing
>turns out a large chunk of these people who have hit the high skill ceiling were actually cheating
>them and their literal hundreds of thousands worth of autismbux in hats are wiped

How good this feels is practically erotic
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>>336041927
>they removed set bonuses

No fun allowed
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>>336041927
I miss my Saharan Spy set bonus
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>>336041927
I miss the dead ringer being able to tank charged headshots. Sometimes I'd disguise as a friendly sniper on 2fort's battlements just to distract the enemy snipers from my teammate. Didn't stop lmaobox users but it was good fun.
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>>336039427
>I mean, there is proof that he is literally only good with cheats and nothing else
Plenty of top HL and 6s snipers went unbanned after this, 95% of them in fact. Sniper is not weak, or he wouldn't be offclassed as frequently as he is. The last thing he needs is buffs.

It goes like so

>Sniper=Scout (dominate the HL and 6s meta respectively, with Scout also performing acceptably in HL and Sniper being the most common 6s offclass)
>Medic (if your team has one and the enemy doesn't, it's a free win at equal skill level)
>Soldier (all-around good, and has cancerous weapon unlocks that make him even stronger)
>Demo (midpoint of balance, has big strengths but also big weaknesses and only one imbalanced unlock)
>Heavy, Engineer (great on defense, not really worth picking on offense unless cancer like Pomson and GRU is involved)
>Pyro, Spy (cucked out of their jobs by other classes, the least picked classes in 6s and the possessors of the worst KDA in Highlander apart from Medics)
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>>336041943

right here https://youtu.be/EeE_S-mlvkA
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Here's a complete list of all banned ''''''''''''pros''''''''''''''''.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dfcMHrF3dGByk-UV8CEDhhhDVBhb3Uo2QC7kWU6ciEs/edit?pref=2&pli=1#gid=0
>169 people in total
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>>336034419
>It was INTENTIONAL
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>>336041384
Source?
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>>336041384
Do they fuck?
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>>336041927
Except you still can?
They changed it so Darwin Danger Shield gives bullet resistance, so it's basically gives you an advantage to other snipes?
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>>336042102
This adds some more depth to the situation, actually. It means that he doesn't see the dweebs as legitimate threats, so he hasn't even bothered bringing a full team with him.
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>>336035813
*teleports behind u*

better watch your back kid

*steals your cig*

*puff*
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>>336041895
FUCK What's the name of this comic? I used to love it and forgot about it.
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So about that undetectable ban bro...
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>>336042332
>Thinking bullet res matters against a charged shot
I know you're a newfag, but do you know what 'Immunity to headshots' means?
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>>336035813
>*puts cigarette out on your forehead*
*teleports behind you to avoid cigarette*
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>>336042484
It Hurts!!
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>>336039427
sniper needs absolutely no buffs whatsoever

t. legit sniper main
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>>336042356
but they're both fat, and presumably underleveled because of their un-evolved forms,
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Speaking of TF2 when the fuck is the next comic?
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>>336042575
Thank you familia
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>>336042682
Rapture
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>>336042307
>>336042283
simply drag the pic to your google search bar and search for it
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>>336035497
>That increase over the years.
Are video games that boring now?
Is the next generation just a group of faggots?
Are mods being faggots?
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>>336042828
Thanks, fuckass. That totally wasn't my first resort.
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>>336042909
not really.

more players = more hackers

it's simple ratio math
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>3 of my alts with no inventory got banned
>main is untouched
>would have lost like 5€
>only bad thing is that i have play medic now
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>>336039427
can they just make the razorback useful by making it invisible?
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>>336042909
Larger playerbase, better detection are probably the two main causes of increase.
A direct comparison of playerbase and bans would be neat.
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>>336043058

Try: "&safe=off" in end of the URL
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>>336042075
Have you met irl to suck his dick?
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>a comp engineer player got vac'd

why would you hack as engineer

the fuck
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>>336043241
Not him but &safe=off is already at the end of my url and I'm still not getting anything.
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>>336042909
It's quite obvious, more players, more cheaters and more anti-cheats required.
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> All the butthurt from "pro" main snipers claiming they are innocent

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>336043241

They """"fixed"""" that.
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>>336043456
Spies.
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>>336042803
>Confirms you never played as a sniper
Sleeper is only useful if you fully charge it.

My croc set made it so that it didn't matter if the other sniper fully charged either unless I got dicked by the RNG and they land a fully charged body shot did 150 damage or more.

News flash, not everyone runs around trying to get quickscope headshots. Even hackers. Also even a little bit of charge will get you killed even with the shield. Only reason the sleeper was somewhat useful was because of the set bonus, (You don't get headshots, you can get headshoted) Now, it's worthless.
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>>336043456
wrangler.
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>People already suggesting to effectively giftapalt all the lost items

I wouldn't be mad at all if they did that, would be fucking hilarious.
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>>336043179
its already useful, it counter one of your counters. if you think its bad then you are just misusing it
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Did the LMAOBOX source code leak as well?
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i haven't played tf2 in years

is it worth getting back into
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>>336040585
No, you bought the license to use the game. You don't actually buy PC software anymore really these days.
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>>336043241
>>336043526
there was way to make it permanent by editing something under inspecting elements but i forogt how it worked exactly.
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>>336043179
>most broken unlock in the game
>still dies to spies
why don't you go join the other sniper mains and kill yourself
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>>336043179
It is borderline op in high level 9v9 since the sniper usually sticks with the medic.
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>>336043594
the point is that it will never get the opportunity to block a stab because of how obvious it is
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>>336043497
>>336043526
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>>336034419
>57 pages of items
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>>336034279
I expected some real big names in that list but there's nothing really shocking. I've played against some of those guys a while back but mostly on DM servers.
Some of the best snipers I've played against are still legit it seems.
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>>336043631
They leaked the dev github. And no I don't have a link to the github
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So, they're passing out a second wave of these, right?

I want Valve to enable maximum asshurt.
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>>336043765

Yes, I have done that too.

It has been """"""""fixed"""""""" as I have already stated. It no longer works. Saucenao didn't pick it up either.
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>>336043538
I'd like to argue with you why you think a pay to win set would be a good idea but what I reall want to know is-
>Using the Sydney Sleeper
Why would you ever do that?
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>>336043594
>>336043767
>>336043783
fuck man, i don't even use sniper, i just thought it was a stupid weapon
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>>336043852
Yeah I heard that too, doesn't look like anyones linked it publicly though
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>>336043631
>as well
That's exactly what got leaked, someone got into the dev's stuff and sent it to Valve.
It was posted by his account that this was an INTENTIONAL :^) suicide move, but autists have been looking at the post and it doesn't look like it was written by him
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>>336043058
type "nidoqueen cracker" in furaffinity
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>>336043704
If you can find a good community server then yes, a lot of the more frustrating things have been nerfed down to be reasonable.
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>>336043870
I fucking hope so.
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>>336043897
>Using the Sydney Sleeper
>Why would you ever do that?
You really only started 2 years ago, didn't you?
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>>336043784
it's deterrent

whether it actually ever blocks a stab is irrelevant so long as it's stopping them stabbing you
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>>336043784
and thats its fucking job. it's preventing backstabs. are you thinking about this at all?

if police presence is enough to deter crime without them having to respond to it and actively arrest someone, then they're still doing their job
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>>336043870
I hope the distribution of these won't be bugged this time, because the last one was just a big FUCK YOU
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>>336043870
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>>336043784
but you did not get stabbed, so its a moot point
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>>336043937
Why would you leak it publicly when you can leak it directly to Valve?
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>>336043870
Do another VAC banwave directly after this one and then gives these out

The bants would be pure class
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Who wants to bet the degreser and reserve shooter were unfairly nerfed because people bitched this combo and it was only hackers who could pull it off consistantly?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDk06272k7s
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Who needs cheats when you have the vaccinator?
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>>336043870
There's probably still plenty of people who escaped bans because they simply didn't play during the last detection period, it would be a bit hollow.
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>>336044347

My friend was pretty good at degreaser + Axtinguisher and Reserve shooter, was a pretty powerful combo, but far from OP.
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>>336044365

Nice meme
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>>336027000
I hear vac bans are backlogged for years, does anyone know how far back some of these bans go?
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these threads are fucking hilarious thank god valve did something right for once
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>>336032453
what was the "hack" in question?
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>>336044484

Hey man, vaccinator is powerful as fuck if used properly, but it's definitely a pocket weapon.
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>>336044490
apparently these bans date back to when valve first started planning to do comp mode for TF2 about 6 months ago
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>>336032453
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>>336044591
Have you even been reading the thread? Lmaobox you dongus.
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>>336044475
What part of "maximum asshurt" did you not understand?
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> Valve actually doing something thats not DOTA

what is going on
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>>336044092
Class set's were inherently cheap and the weapon itself is useless.

Why are all your responses just
>Y-You're just a newfag!
If anything the fact that you had to rely on cheap "Pay X hat to get an advantage" before is pathetic.
>But it's the only thing that stop hackers
That may be in 2010 but we have the Vacinator now nigga. There is no good reason to defend the Polycount Pack unless your are just that bad in the game.
>>
anything on the highest steam level to get VAC banned?
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>>336035141

Only a garbage tier competitive scene would let a known hacker back into it's fold. One desperate for players.

Absolutely hilarious.
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>>336035813
>*puts cigarette out on your forehead*
Thanks for the laugh.
>>
Wait. People paid 20 $ for a badly coded aimbot made by some random ruskie?
They deserve getting banned just for that part.
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>>336044709
They were looking to fire more people so the two TF2 guys decided to do look busy.
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>>336044591

http://webmshare.com/BBro9
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>>336044781
No joke, over a hundred high level Competitive players including all the winning Snipers from last years season.
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>>336035813
>*puts cigarette out on your forehead*
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>>336043870
DO IT VALVE. SAVE VIDEO GAMES
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>>336044848
they went as far as even decided to do look more like?
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>>336044490
All the way back. It doesn't get removed from your account. Ever.
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>>336043526
they what?
how?
why?
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>>336044781
Every single sniper main on winning comp teams
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>>336044968
don't make funny of me I am stroke
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>>336043870
>he didn't get the cheater's lament when it first came out
You don't deserve one
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>>336035813
>*puts cigarette out on your forehead*
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>>336044651
>tfw you didn't even notice it was nude.
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>>336044998

It doesn't work anymore. Neither does inspect element.

Reverse image search is inherently flawed, but rather than fix the service itself they decide to fix any exploits that get around their shitty system.
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>>336044848
when you work at Valve, you work on every project at the same time.

When you get bored of tweaking the damage of Zeus's thunderbolts in Dota 2, you can just go over to a different computer and start texturing models for that new VR demo - then go over to a different computer and work on the zombie AI in L4D.

Valve is hilariously open ended. There's no quotas for anything unless a release date gets announced, and people only get forced to work on something specific when it's close to completion.

but it's such a rich business, that they can literally get away with it. The steam department makes all the money for the company, and the game dev department works at it's own snails pace.
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>>336044709
>Battleborn
>Overwatch
>both coming out
>both looking to take TF2's spot

I wonder why Valve suddenly decides to update TF2.
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>>336045126
The sad part is I can't even tell if that's a man or a woman.
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>>336044905
>>336045082
i mean the numerical steam profile levels

the only thing more useless than tf2 hats that people down thousands of dollars into for attention whoring

i see some dude worth 20k in hats got VACd but i wanna know if we have any idea who the highest level that got banned is
>>
THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE

THANK YOU GABE

NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD LIVE TO SEE THIS DAY
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>>336044848
>two TF2 guys
You mean, the potted plant.
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>>336044737
>Can only resort to spongebob reaction images and studdering while crying about unfair advantages and skill
Calm down first newfriend.

The set was what made the Sleeper viable at all. If they were going to properly rebalance things, they'd move the headshot immunity to the sleeper itself instead of giving the shield a negligible amount of bullet res

As for the Vacinator being a substitute, it requires a lot more work on the part of your medic since they'd have to know exactly when to pop it, which is a lot harder since before, you could just stand out in the open and not worry about anything since if a sniper jumps out to headshot you, you just shurged it off. you can't do the same thing now and the vacinator greatly diminishes what you can do if you want to be under its protection. Plus you might as well use another weapon that can get a headshot.
tl;dr version
Croc set was what made the sleeper viable at all, now it's one of the most worthless guns in the game. It's not about getting good, it's about causing people to get mad. And the croc set was a master of that craft that will never be replicated.
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>>336045089
if you be stroke then they dont be like WHO WAS PHONE?
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>>336034279
>http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198087011715

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0RDoEbdMCg

>I-it's skill I swear!
>>
Anyone want to find this guy's account?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7YIDA6tWcE
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>>336035813
>*puts cigarette out on your forehead*
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>>336045247
I think you've been drinking too much of that Valve PR koolaid, they doubtlessly have an incentivised structures in place even if they don't have a direct managerial structure. TF2 is known to have a core team, albeit a very small one now compared to a few years ago.
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>>336044347
>and it was only hackers who could pull it off consistantly?
Please, comboing isn't difficult especially not with the reserve shooter's switch bonus. Still pretty funny when you get called a hacker just for pressing Q really quickly.
t. 20k flare kills pyro
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>>336034279
>gamur gurls with selfie avatars and pretentious BS profiles getting btfo

it never gets old
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>>336035813
>*puts cigarette out on your forehead*
10/10 bait you earned this
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>>336044347

>it was only hackers who could pull it off consistantly

Puff, switch weapon, aim up a little, shoot

It's not difficult.
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>>336045643
sauce

i remember seeing that ice climber and i remember it giving me a boner
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>>336045421
I actually agree with you about Sleeper getting the bullet resistance. While the Darwin Danger was just simply okay-ish the Sydney Sleeper desperately needed a buff or rework. Making the weapon work purely for a specific set isn't the way to go at all and while I'm happy it was ultimately removed I'm still not sure why it was the Dawrin Danger that got the buff. Just cause one weapon is useless doesn't defend the rest of the set, it just means they have to change that specific weapon.

As for the Vacinator, I like the fact it requires skill. All the other Mediguns are as simple as to stand close to your ally and hold M1. Actually needed to juggle with the type of resistance you need and when to use on of your four temporary ubers. It's a bit more impractical but it's more interactive and fun and paired with a Sniper using the Danger Shield it's very effective.
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>>336045617
http://steamcommunity.com/id/TheAlbertEinstein/
30 seconds of google
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>>336045686
the incentive is that everyone collectively determines everyone's salary

only the people who want to be working on tf2 want to work on it, the people who work on it probably don't do it all the time since they need to spend time sucking up to other people and showing off their new stuff to make sure they still get decent pay
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>>336036702
ALEXANDER THE GREAT
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>>336035813
>*puts cigarette out on your forehead*
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>>336044347
>only hackers who could pull it off consistantly?
I'm garbage at Tf2 and even I could pull it of anon.
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>>336034419
>its was an INTENTIONAL decision.
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>tfw somebody is definitely going to end up killing himself over this
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>>336044220
>>336044245
mootmind
>>336044347
Degreaser's nerf was unfair, kicking the weakest class in the game while it was down. But Reserve Shooter's nerf was absolutely justified. Punishing people for using their jump button is not okay. In fact, RS should probably be nerfed one more time (reduce its clip size from 4 to 3, like it used to be) and then it will be balanced.

I recognize that you're baiting with the "only hackers could do it" and shitty spelling, but other people might not.
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>this entire thread
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>>336039809
Put down the Ayn Rand and back away, please!
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>>336046392
>pyro
>weakest
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>>336046392
Since Valve is balancing classes altogether they should just inherently make Pyro have a faster switch speed at this point.
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cant MAKE THIS FUCKING SHIT UP YOU FUCKING CANT
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>>336046456
You're not seriously IE, are you?
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>>336046147
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>>336035813

*is a hologram*
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>yfw almost every "pro" sniper got the VACC
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>>336046569
made me think of this
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>>336046605
thanks
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>>336046569
Whenever I think I'm a social retard, these kind of people instantly make me feel like there's still hope left for me
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>>336046569
Jesus
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>>336046569
>Jsit pick up the phone and CALL
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>>336046569
>i can even turn down my dubstep music in the backround if you want
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>>336046580
Windows phone
>my soul is lost senpai
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>>336035813
>*puts cigarette out on your forehead*
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>>336034419

Nigga if you were "intentionally" getting banned, you'd sell all your shit first. But based on the money he throws away he's most likely a trust fund babby.
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>>336046569
This is fake. It has to be.
right?
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>>336047280
>implying that if it were even true, he wouldnt just end up making a new account anyway if he was that obsessed

but really though, to be fair, i cant blame him. if you lost 20k you'd have to try and rationalize it somehow, unless you're swimming in enough money that this doesnt matter in the first place
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>>336046157
It wouldn't be bullet, it would be headshot immunity (Which is balanced since it drops you to 1HP, and you can still can get killed by a headshot if you have 1 HP.) You can't headshot, and you can't get headshot. Also the the nerf the Danger Shield got (increase explosive damage) probably makes it a bigger liability to use because a sniper will get instant gibbed by a dive bombing soldier or demoman.

Vacinator is good in for what it does, but it's still not as good as the Croc Set + kritz/Uber was. (If you were kritzs, your sleeper would register headshots on the kill feed, it was a more specific way of further pissing off snipers you were killing by bodyshots moments before.) Plus a lot of the time, you just need the medic to sit back, overheal other people and watch out for those persistent spies that will undoubtly be trying to bumbrush you now. Sure a vacisnator can do that too, but a lot more multitasking makes it easier to slip up, and it's much easier to pop an uber in case you see a dive bombing solider coming for you at the last minute than trying to switch from bullet to explosive res unless you got a script ready.
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>>336047398
>>336047148
>>336047049
>>336046924
>>336046821

screenshotter here, it must be fake, it fucking must be, i took it from this profile

http://steamcommunity.com/id/daekaa/
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>>336039809

>This guy is a /pol/ shitter AND a Reddit babby in addition to having to cheat to win at fucking TF2
>mfw
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>>336034419
>it was INTENTIONAL
>he had a fucking burning team captain
jesus fucking christ, i've never seen so much denial in my fucking life. im not surprised if this dude needs fucking therapy after this
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>>336047280
He claims that if he sold his shit or gave it away then he would just want to get it all back later and getting the account VAC banned would somehow cure him of his obsession with getting the rarest of TF2 pepes.

It's hilarious. Particularly because he apparently owes people some items or some shit.
>>
>>336047280
>>336034419

>mentions not going to college
>could easily have gotten through 4 years at a state uni with the money he spent on TF2
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>>336046569
>>
>>336046569

>Not using a voice mod to get the unsual and then unfriend him forever

What's wrong with you nerds?
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>>336035813
Oh wow now that was unexpected.
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>>336035813
>*puts cigarette out on your forehead*

I'm gonna start using this
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>>336046569
>>336046924
>>336047049
>>336047089
>>336047148
>>336047398
>>336047654
>>336047713

It's copypasta. The guy who posted that has it posted on his profile. Googling the first line turned up a shitload of results.
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>>336046483
its pyro or spy
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>>336047945

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/408un2/hello_sorry_for_scare/
>>
>>336041146
>I don't main the class that gets headshots on every primary, just the class that has headshots on 1 of his weapons!
>>
>yeah whatever man I didn't care about my hundreds of dollars of items, I'll just make a new account
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>>336036069
>>336036293
>>336036438
>>336036551
>>336036560
>>336036628
>>336036702
>>336036794
>>336036840
>>336036849
>>336037178
>>336037573
>>336037912
>>336038151
>>336038171
>>336038452
>>336038591
>>336038834
>>336040486
>>336040669
>>336041447
>>336042393
>>336042561
>>336044838
>>336044953
>>336045097
>>336045643
>>336045878
>>336046252
Laugh and quote all you like, I still probably made more in the game than most of you do in a year you fucking nerds :^)

I won't waste my time debating you idiots, cya :^)
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>>336047637
>tfw you share the same planet with these people.
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>>336048085
>>
>>336048085

Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.
>>
>>336048085
*gropes your butt*
ok man
>>
>>336035991
lmaobox is a one time payment of $20
t. lmaobox pro for years
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>>336048085
-unsheathes katana-
Want to talk about things getting wasted?

-teleports behind you-
Guess we should start talking about you, first

-cuts you into a million pieces-
-raises hand and vaporizes them as they float down-

pshh... nothin' personnel... kid

-swishes trenchcoat and stalks off into the night-
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>>336035813
>*puts cigarette out on your forehead*
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>>336038932
here you go fempai.
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I'm just fucking dying over this. I want to see UGC shut down now after this
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>>336048392
tfw no one will grope my butt ever
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>>336035813
*teleports behind you, unsheathes butter knife.*
>>
I wonder if anyone will be trying to get their money out of whoever in charge of Lmaobox
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>>336037960
I unironically like Cheater's Lament
>>
>hacking in a game like tf2

What is even the point? I kind of understand something like csgo where there are epeen points for comp skill levels and stuff, but tf2 is the most casual game in existence. Its for goofing around with hats, not tryharding.
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>>336048657
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>>336048085

>I-I was just pretending to be retarded guys!
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>>336048085 (you)
*Tips fedora*
*jumps off cliff, doing a 360° and elegantly landing in the water*
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>>336027000
also checked
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>>336032453
so in other words the TF2 economy is going up now.

I'd probably sell all my TF2 shit if I could use the funds to buy anything other than crappy Steam games.
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>>336035813
>*puts cigarette out on your forehead*
>>
Didnt it get detected because they made a public github for lmaobox and it (inevitably) got sent to valve?

Who the FUCK thought this was a good idea?
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>>336048913
*the water was actually concrete*
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>hacked on my main for years
>made hundreds of dollars off of those retarded australium weapons
>didn't even get banned

ayy
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>>336048993
It was hyperinflated over time

Years ago I had almost enough for an unusual. I should've bought it back then when I had the chance, now my entire inventory is barely worth more than one key.
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>>336035813
>>336048085
>Spy mains
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>>336035813
>*puts cigarette out on your forehead*
this is some decent cringe material
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>>336045596
>360s in TF2

oh christ
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>>336034419
>I DID IT ON PURPOSE I PROMISE
>that's why I used to hack that was impossible to detect until yesterday, because it was on purpose!
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>>336048085
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>>336043870
That'd be fucking stupid, since the people getting the hat would be everyone still able to play unlike those who didn't get the hat that used the idle program.
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>>336035813
holy shit, its perfect
>>
>>336045306
>MOBA
>MOBA
>looking to take TF2's spot

How are they going to take TF2's spot if they are completely different games.

If anything those 2 games are competing between themselves.
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>>336049097
*it was a hologram*
>>
>>336049601
They don't have community support too, no mods, no custom map, no custom server :p
>>
Bumplimit, should we use >>336048273 or make a new proper thread?
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>>336034706
they can't trade source game items anymore, nor play any other source game on vac secured servers
>>
>The person selling the cheat has made thousands of dollars off this

I bet they're laughing their ass off
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>>336034997
more than one game uses vac, what's to explain
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>>336034279
>>336034419
>>336035813
>>336038553
>>336039725
>>336039809

>All these arrogant comp players getting put the fuck down for cheating

Proverbs 16:5, motherfuckers.
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>>336050908
Quote that shit, I'm not going to read the bible for you.
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