Why is it always "Save The Princess"?
Why isn't it ever anything like, "find the remote"?
>>334613797
Who watches TV?If 7, 8 or 9, become cute girl
>>334613797
Okay, it's most likely under the sofa, let's look there.
>>334613797
It's in your goddamn hand, are you blind?
>>334613797
It's probably in succumom's cleavage
check there
>losing the remote
how? It's like those retards that somehow manage to lose their phone, how the fuck do you manage that
that's basically the plot of Kirby Squak Squad except it's a cake
>>334613797
Why not "get the treasure"?
Why not "defeat the boss"?
Why not "get the grocery"?
Why not "do this stupid sidequest that involves getting 50 rat tails"?
>>334615150
Because sometimes you put it down somewhere, leave for a bit, come back, and forget where you put it down
Be honest, you've misplaced something at least once in your life
because retards like the circlejerk over fetish pandering LE LEWDS LEWDS LEWDS XDDD
which is ok once and a while but it gets tiring when a drawfag hijacks every thread
Name 5 games not from Nintendo that are about saving princesses
>>334615230
Better, how about catch the thief?
>>334615230
>Get 50 rat tails
To be fair, that'd be boring.
>Roll to kill rat!
>Roll to see how many tails it has!
>0
>Roll to kill Rat King!
>Roll to see how many tails it had!
>You just lost a rat tail
Also, Writefag here, I'm almost set up to do shit tonight.
>>334615329
name 1000 games that aren't about saving princesses
Is this an adventure thread or not?
>>334615150
It's an easy mistake
Like, say, forgetting to take off your trip when you're making a post that doesn't need one.
>>334615361
Nice to see ya Writefag, I fell asleep on the thread last night, where'd we end off? What's the plans for tonight?
>>334615327
people, even drawfags, often forget rule 0 of DM'ing- the DM's word is law. Just because someone suggests a lewd or suicide on a successful role, that doesn't mean you have to do it.
>>334615361
That was
The joke
People will roll to make a rat harem anyway.
i love sucking huge cocks because im a faggot retard
>>334613797
I wanna fuck that remote
>>334615327
I like it when there's 2 drawfags going on at the same time
Gives you something to do while you wait for the other to finish drawing and post
>>334615467
Or when you're too fucking retarded to know the difference between a name and a trip.
>>334613797
The remote turns into a thicc succubus that makes you press her buttons.
>>334615562
Yeah but then everyone looks at the DM like he's some ultra douche just because he's refusing to take certain requests
>>334615478
>>334531573
>>334615578
>Rat harem
That's called bestiality and you'd need some good magic to do it.I do have the pastebin btw.
>>334613797
why isnt it kill the princess to save the demon king?
>>334615742
well as with anything it's something that should be done in moderation. I guess I feel like if that rule is being observed, and the drawfag is down for drawing some titties then there's really no reason to get upset or think that things aren't progressing.
Because it's an easy plot device to use to get the story going. That's the thing about plot devices, they are lazy excuses to do something without having to put work.
>>334615742
Then they can go fuck themselves, bending themselves over when it doesn't even make little to no sense of the thing happening in the first place just because a bunch of horny asshats want is stupid, even more when you have all it planned out then people ruin with it.
Not every adventure is about making everything into a loli/trap/milf/thicc/futa then procceeding to fuck they in every form or get fucked by them.
>>334615945
>TFW would have loved if the Artfag turned down the immolation of that princess in the ground
Oh well.
nap is one of the few people that really handles the rule well.And manages to never get deleted.
>Image
Fucking typical phoneposting scum.
>>334613797
Because people have no imagination.
Good to see you, Drawfriend.
>>334615619
I was trying to be subtle, friendo, but you don't seem to notice your mistake
That's okay, I know you're not doing it on purpose. You still have it on, good friend.
>>334616129
*tips IPhone
>>334613797
Hail, friend.
Are we doing this shit or are we gonna ponder into the reason for why we exist?
>>334616174That's not a drawfag, that's a pic from the /i/ thread.
>>334615997
by the same token DM's need to be adaptable. Also if we ARE turning everything into milfs so we can fuck them, then people should be willing to go along with it instead of trying to murder everyone/commit suicide. That's just as disruptive.
>>334613797
Where are all the drawfags?
There's a princess thread literally every day and then here we are today
>>334615997
What really bothers me is how people try their hardest to turn things into their own fetishes and they bicker away.
Some invisible rule needs to be made to not have their bodies too modified or not otherwise, have a default where it will be varied and not always LE THICC FUTA MILF TRAP GOTTA INFLATE FASTER it will just be a slapfight of turning it back and forth.
>>334616328
Well, fuck.
Fuck everything for getting my hopes up.
Fuck.
>>334616410
There should really be central limitations though
For example, a few milf requests are okay, but when no one wants to do anything except turn objects into fuckable girls, then that's when the DM needs to step in and refuse
Same thing with murder/suicide requests
>>334614024
I still have a TV in the house. I watch the news and weather sometimes when I'm eating.
>>334615997
>Not every adventure is about making everything into a loli/trap/milf/thicc/futa then procceeding to fuck they in every form or get fucked by them.
Then it's a shitty adventure.
Fuck off, virgin scum.
>>334616698
>using virgin as an insult when you're acting like a spoiled one
The problem is mostly the community, we have a lot of fucked up faggots.
I see we're here just to fucking bitch and argue until the heavens shit out some Drawfag or Writefag to come and shut us up.
Well, where do we start?
>>334616979
I'm just here to have some metadiscussion and hopefully cool some heads senpai
>>334616979
Drawfag here
I'm eating lunch right now, and I dunno, I'm not really in the mood to draw
Keep arguing though, this is more entertaining than half of /v/
>>334617158
I'm on the same boat.
I'm just watching the trainwreck hoping for a miracle to occur.
Whelp. I was gonna post a teaser, but
>>334616507
>>334617158
>>334617246
I feel like I'm making some good points here, do you two not agree? I'm the rule 0 guy.
>>334617158
>>334617246
Drawfags, you're the ones supposed to know where to draw the line or let it go.
Just read all of this and see what would actually improve the adventure without turning everything into women everytime, it will get old eventually.
>>334613797
cause the princess can find the remote when you save her. And make you a snack.
>>334616979
DrawFag here, my art is shit so I'mma pass on this one. I like this thread though, the arguments are actually backed up by logical points, something you never see on /v/
>>334613797
You guys gotta admit though, we've had some fun in the past, right?
Shit becomes so chaotic that there's some sick and twisted enjoyment to be had out of it.
At least for me.
>>334617421
Or traps.
Don't forget traps.
>>334613797
"Save The Princess" threads really are just an excuse to post porn of the characters and write lewd shit.
>>334613797
Ya see, the save the princess threads' content actually varies depending on what version we're playing
It sounds odd, and it really is
When we play the classic, "just save her" version, it always unravels porn
When we play the "kill the demon first" version, we actually get a story
When we play the "multiple princesses" version, it's a jumblefuck
When we play that "knights in shining armor" version, it's always gay
