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LAG SIMULATOR 2016
EVERYBODY GET IN HERE
http://slither.io/
>>332977867
>Run right into huge ass snek
>lag
>Huge ass snek ded
>Get 4k free points
I think the lag has improved somewhat...
>speed up
>lag
>be slower for a second before speeding up
>being circled by big snake
>he starts getting circled by an even bigger snake
>>332977867
>.io
Oh no, I'm not falling for that shit again
BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORGY!!!!
FEEEEEEEEEASTING FREEEEEEEEEEENZY
THE OUTSKIRTS IS WHERE SHITTERS GO
CENTRE FOR MAX BLOOD ORGY ATION
>tfw the lag makes the game more chaotic than it slready is
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
>>332977867
How do I do that crazy boost everyone's doing? Or is that just the lag at work.
>Spawn in the middle of a killing field
>Get HUEG
>Someone spawns in front of me and eats me
So you can't touch other snakes at all, even if you're bigger?
What are you guys using as snektunes?
I'm playing along to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH-1zzCJE_8
>>332978949
clicking turns length into boost
>>332978978
Whoever's head makes the impact dies, regardless of size
>>332978949
Hold click
It spends snek
>>332979064
So how do you eat other snakes?
>.io
Oh no, I'm not falling for that shit again
>>332978976
>Spawn in the middle of three titan-boas vying for each other's orbs
>>332979120
You eat the corpse
>killing a giant as a little snek
>People got good
>I can only crack the top 5 now
>neck to neck with another snake
>We're both going fast
>he turns into me
>i die
uhh
now correct me if I'm wrong here but I should've been ahead of him as he went to turn while I kept going forward
>front of snake's head hits the side of your head
>kills you
i dont get it
>>332979193
source?
>>332979120
You go in front of them, and they crash into you.
>>332978984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08G7iGJyZKI
>>332979409
there is no neck to neck with this lag
>die
>see all the nearby snakes break off to eat your corpse
Rip i will never forget you
>>332978984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0luryR5uvU&feature=iv&src_vid=wv0iUKb80C8&annotation_id=annotation_3816702185
>>332979616
>See all the snakes crashing into each other to eat your corpse
>>332977867
Shitty agar.io clone
Fuck off.
>>332979960
>Way better than agar.io
fuck off
Also, why the fuck are small fuckers with like 50 points able to crash into me when I'm 2k+ and I fucking die, not them.
I've only played ~30 minutes and got to a little more than 6000 but I think it doesn't work as well as agar.io.
The early game is fun, especially since you can attack the bigger snakes (and should, since you won't lose much is you fail but will gain a lot of you make it) but once you get in the ~4000 range you have to become very defensive since the smallest mistake can kill you. Agar is pretty much the other way around and it made more sense I think. You should feel more powerful as you get bigger, not more vulnerable.
I think maybe once you're bigger than a certain size the smallest snakes shouldn't be able to kill you so that you can focus on the big fishes.
>>332980059
The head hitbox is busted
It's basically the only problem with the game I have
>that moment when you realize you're trapped and you have the option of either circling endlessly or killing yourself
>>332977867
Nigga you're supposed to shill your games on /v/ before selling out, not afterwards.
Did Agar.io teach you nothing?
>tfw you cut niggas off
>>332980148
Always circle. Make them work for it. Maybe just maybe they'll slip up or a big snake will die nearby and he'll let you go to eat it.
>>332980059
Agar.io was shit so this is also shit because it is the same mechanics, kill yourselves.
>>332980148
>you are getting circled by giga fucker
>and even bigger giga nigga circles him
death is the only solution
>>332980440
Same idea, not same mechanics.
LAG!!!
FUCKING LAG
>some big
>fails and gets killed
>mfw all dem points
I miss voar.io
That was good
No normies, no reddit skins, no social networking.
how do I get cool colors
all I have is purple
FIX THE FUCKING GODDAMN LAG HOLY SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCCUCHUC JCD JNJOVDKJ
Agar and Voar were better.
>>332980687
Click the social media links on the main page and manually navigate back to the site, they will unlock as 'reward'
>>332980687
>click on facebook/twitter link
>go back to slither.io
>choose skin
named Literally Hitler with the Germany skin right now
That was fun lads.
how do i go fast?
>>332981168
C L I C K
This is officially too laggy to play now.
>when 4 snakes kill eachother trying to eat the same leftovers
Reminds me of when /v/ used to play agario. Too bad the game is shit now.
>>332981168
Ctrl+R makes it permanently faster after you get 2k points
>no one around me
>doing big circles cause why the fuck not
>game hangs
>literally 10 seconds
>game continues
>dead, see a little <100 fucker snack up my body
Yup, lag is fucking amazing
>>332978984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs4Qp1mbnyc
The center is a god damn lag filled bloodbath.
>>332979424
That's the lag, m8. What you saw was not what happened.
>>332980454
>Little guy has me, new spawn, circled
>Big boy circles us
>A giant circles him
>A Titan circles him
>I'm pretty sure an even bigger fucker circled him, but I couldn't tell cause screen size
It's fun but something has to be done about these fucking head on collisions.
>>332980687
Alternatively create a variable "edttsg" with value 1 in your Local Storage for http://slither.io
>>332980610
source me senpai pls nothing showing on reverse
Crashing into your own body kills you when?
>Get #4 on the server, get killed by a new spawn.
>>332982226
When server quality is instated and snakes <10% of your size can't kill you.
>>332982413
>snakes <10% of your size can't kill you.
Fucking casual
>first game
>how do I go fast
>why are people bullying me
Now I think getting to trap someone by circling them is the bees knees
this game is fun
>when someone tries circling you and does a loop-de-loop into your side instead
>>332982413
>snakes <10% of your size can't kill you.
That is a really shitty idea.
>>332982327
>complaining that you stick around the spawn area and got killed.
KILL ALL REDDITORS
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
>going in for a precision orb recovery operation
>mouse is above center point
>snake goes straight down into another snek
FFFFFFFFFFF
got to 10k, 17th place
i was big guy
got snek'd
>>332982481
>>332982628
Thinking about it, you're kinda right, you'd only need to be >100 to not die to a new worm.
1% would be almost fair.
shill your game when lag is fixed
I wish there was a spectator mode, I'm not kidding
>>332982926
Nah, having to be careful around the smallest shits even while fuckhuge is a big reason I like the game
Only real problem is the head hitbox is wonky as fuck, especially between things of vastly different sizes
Why the hate?
laggy, ontop of that the boost is really delayed for me too...i can only imagine how smooth it is for some of these fuckers closer to the server
We need to purge the Reddit snakes.
That 5 way entrapment. That was beautiful.
>>332983245
Cute, you think there's a proper server and he's not just running the game with his BR internet again.
>>332983319
>tfw i was in the center of that entrapment
>>332983194
This. It keeps you constantly on your toes. You can fuck up at any moment.
With the <10% or even <1% rule, you'll eventually get worms who are practically immortal. Once they get long enough, they'll migrate to the outskirts and stay away from each other.
Agreed
also there are 750 snakes in my lobby, holy fuck
server upgrade when
Like is it lag or FPS?
whenever I see a big snake die and I eat him up it just gets unplayable and I end up dieing because I cant fucking turn without like 300 ping.
It's always the tiny reddit sneks that get aggressive as fuck when they see a big snek.
Every time I see one I know he's gonna dive at me.
>big worm dies
>a dozen smaller worms die trying to eat his corpse
Why are we so greedy?
>>332983442
I was the outermost guy, was a fucking disaster desu.
post your face when you circle-trap some little newfaggot snake
>>332983903
>he turns around all confused like, loops for a few times and then accepts the inevitable
How can you guys play this shit, whenever multiple big snakes are on screen and they use the speed boost its practically a slide show. Is the server in Australia or something?
This game really is ruined by the latency.
It's fucking unplayable.
When you get past 10k everyone seems like little babbys
God Christ. The turning in this is the worst.
>>332983993
Worse. Brazil.
Are we still all naming ourselves Anthony Burch so we can identify ourselves? It's not to team, but to fill the leaderboard with nothing but Anthony Burch, and it's a way better idea than picking that shitty reddit skin.
Why can a small snek kill a big snek by hitting it on the head?
How can reddit snakes speed boost circle so perfectly?
I see them doing 360 turns and shit while holding down lmb, Whenever I use lmb I just hope I somehow don't die.
>>332983967
>2000ft snake circles me when I'm like 15ft long
>just go in circles for like an entire minute while he tries desperately to close in on me without letting me go
He got me in the end, but what the fuck?
>made it to 20th place as belka coiling around redditors
>get killed by some faggot making a laggy head-on collision
feels bad
>>332984254
Was it me? It's super fun seeing little wurms not just give up.
>>332984254
It's not because it's worth it, it's because we like watching you squirm.
uh oh
>>332984220
Big snake has bigger head. Heads clip through eacother then the bigger snake hits the little snakes neck before the little snake hits bigsnake neck.
>>332984251
Arrow keys.
>>332984212
im just going with 4chan and rainbow skin
too laggy to play and enjoy, sadly
>>332984254
Whenever I trap a little guy, if he doesn't pussy out and slam into me after like 15 seconds I let him go
>>332983967
>>332984254
>i was a 5k snek circle trapping a 500-something, slowly closing in
>an even larger snek comes and circles us both
>>332977867
>tfw beaners won't have time to play once they have mandatory wall building assigned
Where you grots wanna build us up a proper WAAAGH?
>>332984432
these googly eyes make it seem like every snake is going oh fuck!
>click on link to suggest features
>"Better server" isn't in the list of features you can pick from
>>332984212
Rainbow Burch, American Build Wall/Trump, we can figure out whos who.
>it's a you killed big snek and instantly die from a random snek episode
>huge ass snake dies
>tons of lag ensues
>all nearby snakes glow with fast making the lag worse
I really wish this glow could be disabled
>harassing people as little reddit snake
>>332980106
It's based on the idea of snake, where the game does get harder the longer u get.
You can be safer as a big snake, your field of vision gets huge and you can just encircle small snakes
>>332984536
>trap a reddit snake
>another reddit snake traps me
>i still manage to eat both of them
>>332984681
i wish the background could be disabled, it cant keep up when I boost as a Titan snake.
>little snek gets cocky
>sneaks in front of you to kill you
>tfw you spaz out and turn the wrong fucking direction and he kills you
Goddammit li'l snek. But I suppose you earned it. Fortune favours the bold.
>>332984536
Was it Belka as the red-yellow-black? If so, I'm sorry.
>reddit snek super aggressive as usual
>finally gets me
>manages to run into a tiny worm right after that
>tiny worm gets it all
It warms my heart.
>Lag into death: The game
No thanks
>>332980106
Nah, that's gay. Getting huge is an achievement. You should feel the pressure and terror build ever higher as you try to cling to that for as long as you can.
Blood frenzies are pretty easy to tame, all you gotta do is just wall off a huge section where you think a bunch of the chucklefucks are going to go ramming full speed into, then you pick up what's left of the now silent graveyard you made.
I've gotten to the 10 range in seconds by doing that, and they never get wiser.
Just don't go running through those gay sparkles like a nobhead, let the idiots do that for you.
>spawn
>hueg reddit snek circles me
>hit his head while he's trying to make the circle smaller
>get 2k points for free
>when so many people die the glow causes lag which makes the people going for the glow crash creating even more glow
wew lag
feel like the game has only gotten more savage the last few hours
>>332985097
>>reddit snek super aggressive as usual
it's angsty /v/irgins who use the skin ironically
Why are Redditors the biggest fucking fags of this entire game?
wew
got tired at the end and sudoku'd
Was fun though. Only killed Redditards and I let the others go
Wow, this game looks so fun but wtf. The lag is insane.
I'm playing on a laptop so i thought it was fps at first but its literally unplayable once you get huge, little snakes just target you and wait for you to lag the fuck out.
>>332985672
I only coil mexicans and reddit
It took me too long to realize you can run into yourself. I was avoiding my own body and dying with huge bodies.
Was #1 and some little fucker got me.
>Not trapping multiple snakes and having them fight to the death
>tfw you coil a shitter 50% smaller snake thats been tailing you for like 3 minutes
>>332985672
why so mad?
>reddit snek starts trapping me
>wedge him between 2 other sneks and myself
>we all eat him and leave each other alone
>>332985785
Oh yeah. Other guys would try to kill me, but I'd just run away and eat their corpses if they made a mistake. Coil is solely for Reddit. Sometimes if a guy is following me for a long time, I'd coil him for 20 seconds and then let him go to let him know he's my bitch. Usually they'd fuck off after
>when you coil a snake bigger than you
>>332984332
nigger stole my name
Lag is horrible.
I just get semi-big then sudoku rush reddit snakes with 300ms and hope i kill them.
I was there once!
>>332979193
Hit me up with source senpai!
>>332977867
How can you guys even play this shit? The lag makes it almost entirely luck
Trump got stumped.
>>332986376
There's a map at the bottom right
Stick in the middle and eat the titan blood. Leave to the outer area at 3k
>>332985865
I hope you try to release the victor.
I say try.
>>332986376
go to the center only when you are a newborn, leave when you are abig guy
>>332986527
Of course I do
Usually they don't just suicide as I'm leaving
Usually
>>332986004
>I'd coil him for 20 seconds and then let him go to let him know he's my bitch. Usually they'd fuck off after
I did that to one little guy.
Then, as I was letting him go, I fucked up and crashed into an tinier worm. They munched my corpse.
small niggers taking cheap shots and robbing earned rewards, who would have guessed
Why are the reddit snakes such dumb assholes?
>be 10k
>20 long snake tries to swooce me
>just circle him because what a dumb cunt
>mfw
This shit happens all the time, and it's always the reddit snakes.
Hit detection on this thing is all over the fucking place.
I go in front of someone, somehow I die.
Sometimes I run into someone and nothing happens.
I was somehow able to GO THROUGH someone without any of us dying.
>>332986534
This.
As soon as you're 2000 stick to the outskirts, the center is a bloodbath and full of suicidal tiny fuckers.
>>332984212
I've been going with "BANE?", actually.
>tfw you gradually tighten the loop around a small snek and see the panic in their googly eyes
>tfw you then see an even bigger snek eyeing you and beginning his loop
>having to abandon your quarry to save your own life
I've never been to the edge of the map. Is it just a colossal 50mil god worm that's just toying with all of us?
>tfw hunting the northern titans
Today I shall feast
>>332986045
>when it's a redditor
>get a kill
>some fags try to steal xp
>kill all 4 of them
FEELS FUCKIN EXCELLENT
>coiling a babby snake
>bigass snake starts coiling me at the same time
>refuse to give up and escape
>even bigger snake comes along and starts coiling the big snake
>other guy flees, I escape with my babby snake food
thank you bigger fish
>>332986937
You hit the edge and disappear. I lost my 34k snek to that damn border.
>see "Your_waifu_sucks"
>not today
>chase him down and he suicides on a big snek
>>332979435
>>332986194
You two are hopeless.
http://exhentai.org/g/904549/e6827111ba/
>some nigger 20% your size tries to chase you down for some little nigger shenanigans
>Some even bigger nigger comes and circles you
>Titan level snek circles him
I'm crying.
>>332986937
>Is it just a colossal 50mil god worm that's just toying with all of us?
>YFW IT FINALLY GETS BORED AND STARTS CLOSING THE CIRCLE
>see some small little shitter boosting towards me
>know what he's up to
>survived this long by immediately taking action and just leaving
>don't for some reason
>he kills me
I don't know why I did that
Cute little reddit snakes trying to sideswipe everyone they see.
>>332987074
He must've been delicious.
He looks bigger than you, too. How did he fuck up that badly?
>>332987141
>Following a big snake that looks AFK
>Be careful in case he's playing possum, just decide to see if he hits the wall and then eat his shit up
>He just disappears without dropping remains
how the fuck do I sped up?
>>332987338
he was circling someone else
>>332987315
Because it's good to put these little shitters in their place.
Although this game is way easier to play from a little shit standpoint because it's incredibly easy to take down bigger opponents. Just have to catch them on a bad turn once.
Even if you fuck up and die you can come back as a little faggot again.
>>332987074
>>332985892
>>332985672
>it's a kill redditards episode
best episode
>>332977867
Thanks doc
That fucking redditor....
>going in one direction for a while
>see giant white glowing wall
>oh I guess I reached the edge of the map
>realize its the person in first place
>mfw
>tfw you see a snek called "i like turtles"
So fucking cute.
>>332987410
left click, but you loose size and you can't speed less than or equal to 10
>>332987410
Hold click
>Pass over your own tail
>Except you're not as large as you remember
>You just suicided yourself onto someone else.
>tfw you destroy a giant snake when you barely just spawned
>>332987541
so whoever is in first place just has the whole thing coiled?
>>332987541
>he is circling all the map
>everyone is already trapped
>lose focus for 1 second and ram into some small snake 1/10th your size
im done
>when you look at the clock and realize how long you've been playing this fucking mobile game
>room is dark
>no sound
>just sneking alone
i don't even care this is great
So do you guys just boost 24/7? It's fucking impossible to avoid anyone
ONLY ONE MAY LEAVEaccidentally clicked a favorite and lost the page
>>332987905
REALITY.png
>>332977867
I bet they make these games with lag as a feature
>when everyone around you starts fucking up tremendously
why do the autistic redditors attack the moment they spot you goddamn even when your both baby sneks
>>332987963
This is hands down the most frustrating way to die.
Kill List:
>Youtuber name
>Brazilians
Nice snek:
>Anthony Burch
>Trump
>anonymous
>>332987963
>tfw doing on a snake 1/200th your size
>because ssome fag 1/50th your size was being an asshole thinking he could bully you so you were trying to kill him
too laggy fuck
>>332987198
I think I was that titan snek
>"hitler did nothing wrong" almost topped the leaderboard
It's like another shoah.
>already have slow internet
>giant amounts of large
>game freezes for a second and you lose everything
I guess I will never make slither great again...
Bleh
L A G
A
G
Damn you, little suicider.
>>332987141
>be Ted Cruz
>run two giants sneks into the wall
>they completely disappear
i was hoping their bodies would still stay so i'm pretty disappointed
>>332984536
I had this shit happen and it kept getting worse
>see a huge snake circling another that was circling another
>one of the top 10 come over and try to circle
>middle one tries escaping and fucks up and dies
>created a power vacuum and everybody rushed in to try and eat his corpse
>8 snakes dead in the matter of seconds
>go from 50th to 2nd place in 5 seconds
I love this shit
>>332989379
It's okay. I was Trump WILL WIN and made it to #3 on leaderboards just now.
Died from a head-on collision to a double digits snake.
>get big and big
>get trapped
>get big
>lag so i die
fuck. This is too addicitng now. Fuck i just want to become big
>>332979064
just like real life
>>332989379
>name snake "dio brando"
>toying with some guy about my size
>lag spike
>he and two other snakes ran into me and died
STANDO POWAH
how do you speed up
>>332989904
Click and hold
>>332977867
Why is fetish censored?
I don't even get mad at this anymore when I die I find it funny.
I made it to first place twice and died because I didn't pay attention and rammed into a double digit snake twice.
I also love being a little fucker and killing everything while I'm tiny.
I coil around a snake another snake coiled around me and another snake coiled around him
>see snake coiling another guy
>I coil him
>another snake coils me
>a goliath coils him
never not funny
how does the killling system work? it seems so random
>>332990292
your head can't touch other bodies
their heads can't touch your body
randomness is probably because of sick lag
I've been dethroned. It was fun.
My final score was 20147.9 btw
>>332990292
Think Tron light cycles
>go into killing field surrounded by monsters as 300 snek
>just wiggle around and hope for the best
>again 3k in seconds
The big ones still scare me though
>>332990292
head hits anything=ded
bigger snek=bigger hitbox I guess
Anthony Burch, terror of the north here.
I made it to 3rd. Then I got bored and suicided on the wall.
Made it to like 20k
>>332990426
I thought the bigger could kill the smaller with the head lol, thanks
>>332990602
It's quite the opposite.
I have completed my goal
>>332980848
i was named the same.
>>332990751
But all good things must come to an end.
>accidentally crashing into the little bastard I was coiling
OH MY GOD
>get to #8 after what seems like hours
>lag and die to something I can't see
gr8
>see babby snek getting coiled
>start circling the larger one
>big guy fucks off
>let babby go free
>couple minutes later see previously babby snek at xbox hueg size in perfect position to coil me
>he lets me go
>start new game
>find area with loads of big sneks
>a small snek kills a medium snek
>big snek gets greedy
>dies
>bigger snek gets greedy
>bigger snek dies
>grab fucking everything
>instant 7k
>mfw
How do you change your skin?
>>332990874
wasted my whole day now I can finally stop
>>332990874
And now that I've done that its time to be that little shit that never stops chasing behemoths.
>>332991063
>stopping at ten
lmao
tell me when you get to one
>snekking next to titan
>think he can't see you
>suddenly he speeds up
>his body starts to curve towards you
PANIC
>>332990874
did just quit, or did some faggot get you
>>332991063
took me 30minutes to get on 10th place.
you are just bad.
>>332991329
>>332991471
pls no bully
>>332990874
I saw you on that leaderboard for so long anon, god speed
tfw ten car pileup car crash when you join
>>332991063
Getting to the top ten is fucking easy modo if you aren't shit
Hell I've had runs where I play like an absolute retard with no regard for my own safety and still made it to sixth
good bye
FUCKING ASSHOLE just circled around me for 6 minutes
fuck this game
How do you even reach 113k?
I got literally walled up by 3 snakes.
Why is there so much violence is this game? Why must snake kill snake?
I´m going to enter as CIAwill it be part of your plan when I trap you?
>>332991975
>getting circled for 6 min
time to rethink life
you got out autismed
>>332992126
It's a snekky snek world.
>>332992126
male snakes, there are obviously no transnakes
I'm gonna eat all you snakes and turn you into yummy fat for my snake body, you were only made to be my food!
>boosting
>lag happens
>no longer boosting
>get fucked
>get circled by gigantor snek
>start circling around the outside constantly
>giant snek hits me and dies
kek
Made it to 6000. Before i failed. Meh.
>>332992643
Not if I eat you first, you'll make a good meal
>>332992643
keep the autistic weebshit away from this
>>332992643
>Tfw vore fetish
I'LL SWALLOW YOU FIRST
This and Genital Jousting.
Truly this is the age of gaming.PENETRATION.
>>332992703
It's a test of will. It's more terrifying for the smaller snake but the larger one is in just as much danger. It's a massive bluff on the titan's part. He can fuck up just as easily.
>>332992903
>tfw consolefags will never slither
>>332992643
Says who? You're my dinner so don't talk anymore, faggot
even with the lag, i can't stop playing this shithope it doesn't get agar.io'd
WHERE DOES LONG HUNT?
thank you elliot
- coily
How do you change skins? Also, how come the leaderboards posted in this thread look different than mine? Are there actually more than 600-700 people playing to warrant separate servers?
>>332992986
Ive been playing on my laptop but i wonder what happens if i try to load it on xbone.
>making a tight turn
>lag spike
>go straight
>die
>>332993107
Click either the Facebook or Twitter links, then back out and reload page, bottom left.
The server is instanced into rooms of up to 1000 Snakes.
>join
>five huge players die right next to me within twenty seconds
>somehow no one else is around
>get to 14k and #5 on the leaderboard within one minute of starting
I love how quickly this game can move.
>>332980407
>circling a tiny ~100 snek
>getting tighter and tighter
>fuck up and crash directly into small snek
>>332993107
Click the Share buttons, you can close them without actually posting anything.
>lag spike when you're moving towards another snake
>that apprehension as you wait to see if you died
>making a lag spike
>lag spike
>lag spike
>then die
>lagspike into name screen
>lagspike to enter again
>>332993012
It has been already bought by miniclip
>tfw getting killed by lag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwJl4QSOIWI
>>332991432
F5'ed
HOW DO I KILL
Made it to top 5. I was N/gger. This game sucks compared to the cell thing.
>>332993295
ALREADY?
WHAT?
I bumped into a snek much smaller than me and died. What do
>>332993375
Have you heard of our lord and saviour, the Circle?
>tiny snek think he tricky
>follows into warzone
>other sneks gang up
>coil first snek
>immediately kill 3 other jabroni sneks lookin to kill you/gather your snek food
get rekt fags
>be fucking huge, talking 5k+ points
>get fucked by some tiny worm because it doesnt register my fucking mouse click until 3 seconds later when Im already dead
Into the trash it goes.
>>332993459
git gud fgt
how are niggas going so fast
>Titan snake
>Find babby snake
>circle around him and sit there for 5 minutes until he just suicides
>>332993459
Remember his name. Fuck him up.
>be tiny snek
>get titan snek to run into me
>now in top 10
Press Ctrl+R to change colours
>>332993256
>tfw it was me
eat shit
also what the fuck is going on with captcha, its so broken its not even funny. i had to solve diffrent captchas for like 5 minutes
>>332977867
>take the name assbut
>some nigga named assbutt kills me
>Spend 2 hours trying to find something to do while fucking baked
>Find this game
>mfw
>Speed headfirst into redditfag
>he dies
I can only imagine the rage on his face.
godspeed
>on mobile
>bretty big, probably 5k points
>small worm covered by my finger rushes right in to my head
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>332993082
WHERE IS HE. I HUNT THE GREAT BEAST.
>When you try to coil someone and lag into them
WHY
>the server with the current #1
this is horrifying
>neck and neck boost races
>>332994325
He is the outer ring now.
>>332994362
>tfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNveMjoSxp0
>>332977867
Post your best score, Anon.
>>332994448
I found a chunk where he hasn't touched, but I don't know what direction he's going
Is he going counter clockwise or clockwise? I might be able to gimp him
>Got to third place by just licking up the scraps of trainwrecks
>>332994462
>redline
are you me?
we are two of soul
the reign of sniggers terror is over
>>332993234
>Be top 3
>Die
>Resapwn directly inside my corpse
>Became big again
Still can't believe that happened.
>>332994568
I can't find him at all. He's not in the east.
>>332994562
Killed the top leader and died while eating his corpse
check emi died due to purple encircling me while i was doing this but it was worth it
> onnection screeches to a halt
>crash into somebody and die
Epic
Did 200 people just leave? Or did I get moved to another server?
>>332994827
fucking absolute madman
>>332994827
Dam son, that's some sick moves.
>>332994827
You could have combined them together and gotten them to fight to the death
>>332994580
>>Got to second place by just licking up the scraps of trainwrecks
Skirting the edges of the population and bullying people away from feasts with your girth is extremely comfy.
What a fucking mess
Fun game, I was number 2 on the leader board not long ago with 22000 points number 1 was 36000
THE KING IS DEAD
>>332995173
this is how I got #1 beforefor all of 2 seconds
>>332995173
pretty sure i started this by lag-killing the fuckhuge american snake. I was tiny and accidentally ran into him head-on and now shit is going nuts.
Game's way too laggy to be any fun, anytime I get any length built up I get killed because the game lags for 3 seconds straight and I run into something I saw a mile away.
anhero finally got to top 10
this game is actually so garbage thanks to the lag.
i think that's my peak
>don't actually care about getting big, just want to feed others
>name myself "EAT ME"
>trying to run into small sneks so they can grow
>they keep running into me and I grow instead
what the fuck
JUST
Just lagged at one frame a second to my death. Like watching yourself slowly fall off a cliff.
>that guy who just boosts constantly without stopping and never goes regular speed
>>332995636
>just want to feed others
c u c k
>>332995771
>kill big snek
>start eating it
>someone else tries to eat it
>kill them
>attracts more people
>kill them
IT NEVER ENDS
>sucessfully get reddit snake to ram in me
>lag happens
>as soon as lag ends the snake is through me and i disintergrate
why
>>332995771
>Mfw doing that
You have no idea how the element of surprise can get to others, i fell kings this way.
>>332994903
+1
I know what I'm doing now
Someone play as a green snake named "Thanks", and meet me at the centre.
We'll travel as a pair, I'll play as a purple snake named "Doc"
>>332995927
Wow, good job, Anon. You sure memed me. You memed me good. I am just so angry right now, my face is red! It's red, anon!
>>332996139
NOTHING
ADD NOTHING
IT'S GREAT AS IT IS
FIX THE LAG AND THEN LEAVE THE GAME ALONE
>>332996139
tdm could actually be cool
You can go through anyone on your team without dying; I imagine you'd get some interesting tactics going.
NO
ONE
SLEEP
IN
TOKYO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v2hj0mDd7E
>>332996228
>even bothering to reply
well cuck'd, my snek
>>332996416
Aw come on, Anon, don't you want teams?
>>332996568
>Wanting teams over no lag
OUT.
My very first time being surrounded. Thanks, Kocha.
>>332996494
I'm laughing
>>332996684
>vista
what an absolute madman
>>332978984
If you're not listening to this while playing, you're playing the game wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4eBNmGzI4A
>be anthony burch
>fucking antonio burch comes right next to me
TOTAL BLOODBATH in the center.
>>332996568
Fucking this, imagine the possibilities
>snek small squad cooperating to kill a bigger snek
>a bunch of small sneks sacrifice themselves to make their friend go stronger
an army of sneks surrounding a super big snek
>tfw surrounding people until they suicide
>>332996458
Why couldn't this release over summer break? Even more Redditors to btfo, and I won't have work or college.
>get to five
>lag because my internet is garbage
>die
I tried to make you proud America
>giga snek kills other giga snek
>able to swoop in and eat most of whats left behind
>>332996658
Oh, don't get me wrong, I definitely want the lag fixed first and foremost.
what motherfucker killed me only to get killed the milisecond after?
>name character nigga
>turns into brotha
fuck this shit
>tfw consistently rising to top 10 only to fall to jewish tactics
fourth reich rip
>watch a snek boost in a circle, eating his own poo
>he shrinks all the way back down to starter size
>chase him away from his poo
>eat it all
>grow big
>>332997347
t. /pol/
4chan.com/subscription here, just lost number 1 place to some fucking perunigger
>>332997347
>name character "your mom's dildo"
>turns into "your mom's pickle"
Not sure which one was better.
well, fugg
I find it hilarious the least trustworthy snakes are the fucking reddit ones. At least as a murrican snek.
>>332997471
>tfw boosting behind a titan snek eating all his shit and quickly growing to 1k
no ragrets
>surround a rainbow worm as sweden
>get surrounded by an american worm immediately after
IT'S NOT FAIR
Reddit snakes are literally impossible to see in a large glow.
>>332996961
>Try to do this
>He won't give up
>Get coiled by a smaller snek
>Spawning next to the remains of a big snek
>get to 6300 as Anthony Burch
Not much but i will continue
>race snake
>get ahead
>ram him head first
>collect exp
>>332997704
Not really any more likely to be cunts than any others. You just notice them more.
unplayable shit
>>332995652
wew, that is some shit
>>332997962
>race snake
>get ahead
>he crashes into me
>I die
>>332997962
>race snake
>see him suddenly swerve into me despite being way behind
>phases right through my body
>I die
>mfw I out speed a big snek
big dick snek reporting in
>Try to kill bernie sanders
>get cut off by Tonald Drumpf
>Try to kill T.D
>Get cut off by frigid storm
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Would making it so that touching yourself also killed you make it better?
>>332998326
If it was like that, no one would live for more than a minute or two.
>Eating a trail of American poop
>find an American corpse at the end of it
Too fast, dude.
>>332998326
No
Why would you want that?
>>332998326
i was thinking that you can only go over yourself in the same spot once
>>332998326
You would lose tactics like encircling, dodging.
>head on collision with a snake half my size
>die
Yo giant dutche, I finally died, sucks that I didn't take you out first, I'll get you next time
>>332996139
>It's too slow when i am big
>Everyone, from smallest to tallest, shares the very same speed
It's just perfect the way it is
>baby snek
>go to the northmost part of the map
>see 3 titans circling each other
>swooce in right in front of the biggest
>get him
>die immediately on the second titan
worth it
>>332997704
don't you mean a burger snek?
>LONG back on the top ten
>>332977867
>fps drops to unplayable levels when there's a lot of shit on the screen
anyone else get this?
It's quite fun to be a little snek and kill the really big oens
>>332997863
>>332996961
>Surrounding a snek
>Mfw a i approach him all the way to just him turning on himself
>Let my appendage do the rest as they get closer and closer by themselves
am I surprised?
>>332998257
Trumpfags mad kek
>get huge
>run into someone else's tail that was the same color as me
I lost track of where I went.
>accidentally fuck up speed boost
>about to crash into bigger guy
>fuckfuckfuckfuck
>he dies right before I hit him
>mfw
>fags gets censored to elves
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSS
Sparky If you're in here, Fuck you
This is way more fun than it has any right to be.
>>332998326
Would be more hardcore but like >>332998601 said, you'd lose circling. And there's nothing more satisfying that coiling around smaller snek and killing it. And nothing more hilarious than fucking up while doing that. And nothing more just than an even bigger snake coiling you while you're coiling someone else.
Not prepared to lose that.
>coil around a smaller snek
>fucker refuses to give up, have to continually make circle smaller
>realize I've been coiled myself, by an even bigger snek
>who's currently also getting coiled
>>332998326
That's like asking to get rid of the fun of the game, Anon.
Was #2 for a while, had this playing on repeat
https://youtu.be/mKEqIIn4pEQ
>go for speed
>rollback causes other guy to slip ahead and headbutt me
>mfw a big snake starts coiling me and then a even big snake coils him
>tfw I just follow big sneks around and eat their poop
>>332999497
>tfw 50 to 5000 in one minute
>everyone that tried to snatch my prize killed eachother and left more for me
>got distracted eating icecream and ran into a tiny snek
Eat well, small bro
>>332999626
>Coil someone while setting a huge ass line of defense
>Mfw niggers tries to coil me
>>332999626
>mfw a big snake starts coiling me and no big snake coils him so that i can escape
was doing alright until a 4 second lag spike sent me straight into another snek
I'm having so much more fun with this than agar.io
It feels like it requires alot more thought.
lol dumb reddit snek
did the server just die?
>slowly amassing points in the wilderness
Someday I will return to society
>redditfag kills huge snake with sneaky tactics
>steal most of the energy from the huge snake
>redditfag is pissed, tries to kill me
>kill him instead
Game ded?
>could have easily pinned this guy
>don't
>he circles me
>>333000242
and then all hell breaks loose
Thx for the mayhem
>>333000218
>>333000285
Try refreshing.
what's this coding that decides that I go straight ahead or suddenly jump 90 degrees while the other guy can turn on a dime?
I'm so done with this shit.
How do I become THICK?
g'night /v/
it was fun being on top
>Next to a big snake as little ~100 length as he cleans up a field of dead sneks
>Huge snake begins surrounding him and me
>He comes back around to connect with his tail
>Go full allahu and run in front of him
>Kill him then kill myself
Just for you biggy
>Im Friendly
You weren't friendly at all.
Wow.
Do the big glowing orbs that run away from you do anything special?
>do huge circle
>going to go through my tail
>it's not my tail
>mfw
this lag makes it unplayable when you get near big snakes.
>>332977867
>finally break top 10
>some fag who just spawned runes head first into me and kills me
Yeah fuck this.
Is it just /v/ playing or has Reddit already infested it
>>333001347
reddit has infested
>>333001347
all the reddit and Spanish snakes say yes
>circle two sneks
>kill the bigger one
>eat his corpse
>let the little one go
>little guy starts following me and tries to dart in front of me a few times
>eventually get annoyed and circle him again
>kill him
I gave you life and that was how you repaid me? By trying to kill me?! No, little snek. Mercy has its limits.
>be at the top
>some enterprising snek tries to kill me
>lesiurely coil back into my big ass bod
>coil them to death
BIG OL SNEK TITTAYS
>Get coiled 3 times in a row
JUST
You're a real trooper, Snakey.
>>332991063
>it took him a whole day to get to #10
git gud
Why is that every rainbow snek i find a kamikaze? do only trannies play as rainbow sneks?
>>333001568
>Giving mercy in a game like this
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE SO MUCH LAG I KEEP DYING BECAUSE MY SNAKE DOESN'T TURN FAST ENOUGH IN TIME THANKS TO IT
>tfw killing a 5k+ as a tiny 100 snek
It's literally just agario
Why are there so many newfags here?
>>333002185gitgud
>>333002230
Actually it's like reverse agario, where becoming bigger is a detriment to your survival
>when the coil goes just right
>>333002159
He was such a cute little thing.
>>332997512
cant be /pol/ cuz im black you stupid bitch
the game would be a solid 8/10 without the fucking lag
>>333002717
Anon, just because it's looks cute doesn't mean it's won't kill you.
ITS A SNEK EAT SNEK WORLD OUT THERE
THERE CAN ONLY EVER BE ONE
>>332997347
Try fag im still dying
gentlemen
how do we kill russia
>>333002815
>naruto | tumblr
Either a browser dedicated to shitposts or a true retard.
>>333002860
beautiful
>>333002745
>implying /pol/ hates blacks
we only hate niggers....and jews
>>333002860
S A V A G E
FUCK
>>333002992
i go both places to shitpost and fuck narusakus, it's my daily bread
>>333001502
What's with all the spanishfags??
>>333002926
>elf
ha.
What the fuck is this guy running this game server out of, a fucking mac mini? It's borderline unplayable with latency this high.
Todd Howard here. Made it rank 6 before the snek lag gods deemed me unworthy and sent me straight into a wall of sneks.
>>333002860
Hope you let the last dude out
>>333003075
man world /pol/ice make me laugh
Rest in hell luis
>Be Undercover RedditRemover
>hit rank 2
>some newfag snake named TitanKiller or something kills through hitbox bullshit
kek
>try to do a precise turn
>snake simply refuses to turn and crashes
Love it
>trying to get to the head of a titan snake as a tadpole
like trying to get to the end of snake way
>>333003616
oh that was you? damn..
>Be lil snek
>Giant snek right where i spawn
>Gobble up some food while following him
>He makes a stride at me
>Mfw as i charge and kill him
>so large that you loop around the map blindly to come back to three poor sssneks who dont even know they're entrapped in your coil
>that 180k top score
did nigga literally coil the entire map?
tfw you kill a reddit fag
Calling myself Tapeworm, rainbow.
Got to 8k, past 500 size I just kept bullying smaller guys and the size quickly increased.
Eventually let them go, their loops of fear look too sorry to eat.
This game is addictive but they need more servers.
>>333004179
Nah, it'd take a fuckhuge length to cover the map. He could probably cover a quarter of the circumference.
Fun-Ghoul shall make it to the top. only got to 8K so far.
>>333004214
Nothing better
Rip Wyatt Man
Jesus christ this is way more satisfying than it should be.
>>333004685
I killed wyatt man.
Long live Letmeslytherin.
>lag
>appear halfway across the map running into another snake
>die
What the fuck is with this developer and shit servers?
>>333005109
I've been at it for hours, Anon.
Entangling people is satisfying as fuck.
Literally 100% of my deaths wouldn't happen if the latency wasn't so high.
I see the threat, react instantly, and still my snake ploughs into another nskae.
it was time to stop. finally broke 50k on a snek though
>>332996139
>killing this before it even takes off
wow
>>332996139
The creator can make additional modes, that would be fine, but if they change the default thing the whole game will be ruined. Just fix the fucking lag you retarded game dev.
I need to stop attempting such tight turns, RIP 「 The Wall 」
>>332996952
There is a map. You can already do that.
fucking lag man was 9k and was about to turn right and lagged and wnt directly to a titan boa
fucking suicide redditors are the worst
>run into you without a single fuck given
>half your size and they still kill you
>that fucking skin
>Got to 15k
>Fucked off to the edges
>Get to 47k
>tfw I show my gf this game and she gets 20k in her 4th run
fuck this
>>332977985
old new thread
>>332982214
hirame
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