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Last one is nearly kill
http://slither.io/
>how to play
eat cells to grow larger
left click to boost at expense of your own cells
if you headbutt into someone's tail you die
>>332977985
The game feels somewhat laggy.
Slime>The rest
i got fucked son
is anyone here the I WILL KILL YOU?
>>332977985
>>332980187
Vidya snek>shit anime snek
That was actually shockingly fun.
>>332981697
I'd probably keep playing it if there wasn't several seconds of input lag.
>>332977985
>go fast
>browser freezes for half a second
>stutters with 1 frame per second at most
>crash
>die
i7 4790K and a GTX980Ti
I know this is a browser game, but still holy shit does it need optimizing.
>Spawn in the warzone
>Someone dies
>Everyone rush in fast
>Let my body in the way where nobody can see me because of all that color
>Everyone dies on me and i become big
>Dies barely not even a few instant after because swarm
Holy fuck this game.
>>332982084
It only happened for me at the worst possible moments. Kinda frustrating, but it's easy to get back on top.
>>332977985
You forgot to mention that you can move through your own tail.
>snek thread
>posts half snakes
fucking...
>>332982658
Be careful what you wish for.
>>332982741
>implying that isn't anon's intent
>>332981684
My neger.
No pictures though.
>>332982741
>
>>332981684
>>332983246
That is, I don't have any pictures of her to contribute.
>>332983116
Is that modeseven/nitrotitan or someone on /v/ that can make gifs?
What's going on when you see worms glowing?
>>332977985
Fun, but feels unresponsive.
I didn't watch this anime but I found this picture cute.
>>332983589
They're using their boost.
>Barely spawned
>Some fatass snake is eating his loot, but leaves a opening
>Get into his opening and charge at his face
>Mfw
>Wanting to stick your dick in a reptiles Cloaca.
Fucking Degenerates. You should be rounded up and culled.
>>332983589
That's when you charge with LMB, you lose food points but it's all worth it for killing snakes.
>>332983619
It's a pretty comfy anime even if it is a harem one.
>>332981684
>doesn't know Miia is in a game
As expected of plebian snake.
http://dailylifewithamonstergirl.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Musume:_Everyday_Life_with_Monster_Girls_Online
>>332984298
I dropped the manga when it became a harem,
Harems are fucking shit when not actually harems like AMG or Love Hina so I imagine this would be more of the dame.
>>332984339
Being in a game doesn't stop a shitty snake from being a shitty snake
>>332983642
>>332984160
my snek doesn't glow when I boost though
>>332984654
I would bully this snake
Snakes are god awful creatures. I don't know why you faggots like them.
>>332985037
>says Miia is shit snek while liking worst girl among a cavalcade of worst girls
>>332985213
They're cute.
You nerds called?
>>332985117
>wanting to bully them.
>>332985371
Go away Hikage, your games are not very good.
Also you look like Yuuka.
Post your face when this happens.
>>332980187
Damn straight
>>332985391
Why would I want to be the nigga of an Alicefag?
>>332985467
So maybe I do.
What are you gonna do about it, geek boy?
>>332985636
Not buy your games.
>>332985531
And how would I go about downloading this game
>Collide with someone, head to head
>Lag so hard we get blown away for a moment as if we just clashed
>I die
>>332985820
Wow, what a bad boy. And here I thought I was being a good friend to you geeks.
>>332985531
I need more slime in my life
>>332977985
too much lag
>>332985531
>>332986217
>>332986310
>>332986310
Oh boy here comes the /trash/ening
>>332986658
Why do they let a rapist live in their house?
>>332977985
>tfw killing the 60k length leader
>and then die myself shortly after
>>332986910
Because non of them want to deport her.
why do you keep shilling this faggot's game after he sold out on us once we basically built his last three games?
>>332986658
>the tail
>>332986658
I wish this artist would quit with the fucking foreplay and just do some full out fucking porn.
>>332987210
>he doesn't know
>tfw getting bullied by much larger sneks who simple surround you and close in little by little
>>332987327
>you turn your back on them at the last second and feast on their remains
This shit lags way too much
>>332987210
>he doesn't know
>>332987321
know what?
>>332987495
The origins of the series.
>>332987665
yes I do and I've seen those. They're old and there's like 6 pages and that's it. I want him to quit dicking around with this stupid storyline and teasing nonsense with like 1 nipple per 12 episodes and just straight up produce some quality porn in the same style.
>>332987327
>Mfw this never happened to me yet
>>332987665
Well stop being a vague asshole and just tell us
>>332987870
The prototype versions of the girls were each the girlfriend to an identical 11tuplet or whatever it's called.
There was sex involved.
Honestly that's more appealing than the haemshit we got.
>>332988125
Links?
>>332977985
time to kill big sneks
>>332988304
They're on the panda under okayado.
>>332988304
Go to sadpanda and just punch in 'Okayado'
You're not even trying
>Tfw vore fetish and swallowing down big snakes at first try
So satisfying
>>332988506
what the hell is sadpanda?
>>332980187
>Slime
Thats a funny way to spell "Bird."
FUCK
>>332988851
How fucking new
>>332988851
It means you're not worthy.
>>332988851
You have to 18 or older to post here
>>332988937
>>332988941
>>332989034
look faggots all I get when I search for it is shit like know your meme
SNEKS, STATE YOUR CODENAMES!
>Trump 2016/Maga Snek Reporting
This thread lacks best monster girl
>>332989146
Was recently playing as snek plissken
>>332977985
piece of laggy shit
>>332988592i did not expect to find this game so erotic
Is the /a/ thread leaking again? When is the OVA coming out guys, I haven't been in a monmusu thread since the show ended. Is TF still doing Nurse Hitomi and Bird Cafe?
>Playing this laggy piece of shit
Why?
Who is shilling for this piece of ass?
4chan here, top right corner of the map, come at me niggas
>those people who chase you
I played for 5 minutes and was more uncomfortable playing this than any horror game.
>>332989525
Yes those are still being done but either the series is on hiatus or something because it's been a while since the last chapter release of them.
>>332977985
just got to #10 on top 10 as Anthony Burch
>my work here is done
>decide to cuck myself to a tiny snek on the edge of the map by suicideing into him
You're welcome, /v/
hehehehehe
>>332986658
>That tail sucking
HOLY SHIT MY PANTS ARE ALREADY DOWN. HNNNGGH
>>332987821
>he doesn't know basic economics
>>332989669
>get circled by big snek
>spiralling around you and closing you in
>>332989751
That was me thanks f.a.m
>>332990000
checked
>>332989846
Also. I just died to some snek with like maybe 500 length. Not even mad, I did my job.
>>332977985
>.io
yeah, nah
fuck those io games
>>332989669
>Mfw luring people into chasing me just to kill them
>yfw top 5
I don't expect to do any better.
who /spider/ here?
>>332990357
snek cloaca here and I jsut FUCKIGN DIED
>Get #1
>Killed by 123
>>332989706
Fug, at least they haven't been dropped.
Memer Lemur here
Got 5k in about 20s
Fucking lag.
>>332989669
>one snek closes in a small one and starts circling around him in a death spiral
>start circling around him myself with my superior lenght
>gigantic snake passes by and realize he was circling us all from the start
>>332990594
AHAHAHA THAT WAS ME
>>332990773
no, it was me
>>332990871
I seriously want to do this one day.
This Game's fucking laggy
>>332990961
I seriously want to hold hands with a lamia one day
>>332990628
Yeah it'll take a while before the new chapters are released.
>>332991336I hope monstergirls don't become normalfag shit one day
>run head-to-head into somebody smaller than me
>I die because their hitbox is smaller
Fuck this shit.
>>332991427
>papi will never be real
This shit is like 80% luck.
What song are you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unwEMYh0H4I
Is the game supposed to be be this fucking lagged or is my internet shit? It's unplayable.
>>332992469
I wish I had a cool hat and sparklers.
>>332992335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH-1zzCJE_8
Whip out those 3DS' for snek tits in 3D
>>332990376
>tfw best girl but I can't fap to this
The king has fallen, fuck you to whomever circled the one true king.
>>332993085
Me too desu.
what you guys do once you are get 10k+?
>>332993735
shitpost
>>332993735
You snek.
also, what is the best zone?
>>332988592
>>332989485
How does this image make you feel?
>>332977985
But OP, Lala is the best one
Does it lag this bad for everyone? Can't control my snek at all.
Posting the best I've found.
>>332992335
comfy ambient
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0Sz0lgYhKw
>>332994070
kinky
>>332994070
Nothing, oddly
Is there supposed to be massive input lag?
>>332992335
Comfort.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSZuPrXRcY0
Is this thing laggy as shit for everyone else or is it just me?
>>332995238
It's pretty poorly optimized.
>>332990050
>dumbass dies before he finishes
9 times out of ten people trying to kill me kill themselves, it's pretty fucking funny.
>this unplayable lag pushes you into obvious walls
>>332995238
>>332995532
It's a feature, the laggy controls make it so every neck-to-neck is intense as shit.
>>332995706
>a flaw is a feature
>>332995238
>>332995532
the moment you understand on the lag works you will be able to use as a weapon, get a 300 snek and kill 3000+ sneks
>>332995943
You have to plan ahead and predict.
>>332996071
That doesn't require the game to lag.
>>332995706
It makes sense. If you could change direction instantly, only a fucking retard would even run into another snek.
>>332996017
>Short Snek slithers up next to me
>Read him like an open book
>Turn into myself the moment he starts accelerating
>Turns into me and dies
Never fails to amuse.
When did this release to the public? I dig the softened presentation, much easier on the eyes than agar but it seems pretty rough.
>>332996306
the keikaku is the best part of the game, shame that after you get too big the game kinda slows down
What ever happened to that other io game about orbiting earth while trying not to crash with other people?
>>332992335
toho arrangements.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G43wQlLp40Y
>>332996320
That's not snek.
>Reddit snake literally encircles me before going for the kill
JUST
It's fun. Trick is to spiral around someone.
>Ctrl+F
>No best girl
I finally did it guys. I got on the top 10 even though I suck.
I went to the outer edge of the map and just stared picking off the weak by either wrapping up people or playing dumb so they tried to speed in front of me before turning around and eating their shit cause i'm a wall and now they're on the other side of me.
>>332998165
Whats wrong with a dragon?
>>332998450
Just ctrl+f "spider"
>>332998438
>Curse client
plz don't let this monstergirl thread die
>>332999816
Post vidya then.
>>332999816
all good things must end.
In the last game you were cells and dots getting bigger.
In this game you are snakes eating dots.
What if those dots we are eating are the cells from the last game? And the snakes are the cells that evolved to worm state and eat the ones that didn't and this is the next stage of evolution from the cast game going from unicellular to multicellular creatures?
Was the anime a "good" adaptation of the original source material?Probability of a second season?Also censored or decensored?
>>333001315
Decensored. How is this even a question?
>>333001315
It has tits and the episodes I saw are basically the first comics literally panel for panel.
Finally figured out how to boost, you have to hold left click, not tap
thanks for lying OP
Why is this game so fucking laggy
>>333001315
Pretty accurate with some nice scenes added.
that was a ride
Robots>Animal people
>>333001837
>Amybot
Damn it, Google gives me nothing.
>>333001837
True dat.
Now lets retire that maverick you posted.
stop shilling your shit game
you fucking ruined agar.io and are probably going to ruin this
>>332990594
what is this
>>333001837
>There's porn of a secret costume in Sonic Heroes
Is the person who made this the same as the one who made agar and voar?
Fucking sellout.
>>333002396
what the fuck do you people keep bitching about someone making money for?
>It's a laggy game where you will always get fucked over after getting bigger purely because lag fucks with your reaction time.
>>333001837
And the best part is it's not furry because it's a robot.
>>333000571
Deepest lore
fucking lag is killing mebtw, Lala a best, rest is ok, slime is shit
>>333002754
No, it's still furry.
>>332977985
>Monmusuthread disguised as slither.io thread
I see what you did there
>>332977985
good end achieved
>>333003091
It's a robot therefore you are a robophile.
>>332989230
does she have a horsecock?
>>333002975
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/703995/68ba4b93d1/
>>333003241
Nah, you're still a furry.
You just like your turds painted chrome and to have doll joints.
![jjba-stardust-crusaders-kakyoin-and-hierophant-green1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kThRw99.jpg "jjba-stardust-crusaders-kakyoin-and-hierophant-green1[1]")
Hierophant Green reporting in.
>>333003412
i already knew that one.
>>333003271
I'm pretty disappointed in you, Mom and Dad.
>>333003343
No.
>>332997764
>lamia kanako
>loli lamia kanako
I like it.
>>333003414
Hey I ain't fapping to no animals man. I'm strictly into human females and robots.
>>332981684
What this refined gentleman of impeccable taste said.
>>333003565
you're gonna have to censor more than that to post that Katou Jun image
>>333003642
Except you are fapping to an animal.
Just one painted over.
>Tfw someone recognizes what you post
whoops
>>333003761
Nah, i've never gotten banned for posting it before, butthole isn't showing.
>>333003778
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/886666/2c901e53da/
>>333003636
loli snek is 2cute
>>333003778
>jun
my absolute nigga
>>333003937
>FEEL SO ASS
hehehehheheehe
>>333003765
Animals are anthropomorphic that's what makes it furry. Robots aren't.
So when does the reset happen?
>>333004062
Thanks nigga.
>>333003937
Stop replying to me with source you haven't even source the one everyone wants.
>>333004075
Except that is the same anthropomorphic animal but made of metal instead.
>>333004075
>I don't know the definition of anthropomorphic
God this word has been bastardized. It doesn't just apply animals you know.
>>333004212
1.) maybe someone wanted the source for the ones you posted
2.) which one is the one that everyone wants?
>>333004329
>>333004372
Being made of metal is a huge part. To be it bluntly animals have insides that are different than humans while all robots share the same material.
>>333004390
dont listen to him i appreciate the sources
>>332982741
Fuck off Plague
>agar.io with lag and reddit
pass
>>333004390
>Which one
Probably the one most people replied to?
>>333004463
>Being made of metal is a huge part
No, it really isn't.
If it's got a snout it gets out regardless of what it's made out of.
>>333004512
Surely you're not calling the XCOM 2 Viper a plague, right?
>>333004463
>Implying I don't know the difference between something made of metal and something living.
>This somehow changes my point that the word has an actual definition.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/anthropomorphic
Christ. This word doesn't just apply to one thing.
>>333004593
No I was telling PlagueOfGripes to fuck off since he loves snek
holy shit, Tacocat
lag be killin me senpai
>>333004593
That's no snek.
>>333004584
>>333004671
You wouldn't call a robot a human so why would you call a robot an animal.
>>333005006
I'm calling it furshit.
>>333004948
I disagree, but here's something more to your speed for your troubles since I just died anyways.
>>333005006
Did you not read the definition?
>described or thought of as being like human beings in appearance, behavior, etc.
>considering animals, objects, etc., as having human qualities
>described or thought of as having a human form or human attributes <anthropomorphic deities>
>ascribing human characteristics to nonhuman things <anthropomorphic supernaturalism>
fuck it
first to reply gets monstergirl sadpanda of their choice
>>333005275
LAMIA
>>333005275Horse pussy
>>333005275
Mermaid!
>>333005275
where is this sad panda thing? nobody ever gave a link
what is this
>>333005421
she looks like she would make a good mother.
>>333005472
Not Nero, therefore it's shit.
>>333005318
Snek for the snek godhttp://exhentai.org/g/905070/8b6fcdfd2b/http://exhentai.org/g/877281/c1733db3ab/http://exhentai.org/g/875444/6df8785be5/http://exhentai.org/g/871240/f0de597566/http://exhentai.org/g/856099/81d4495d98/http://exhentai.org/g/507915/c421a65aba/http://exhentai.org/g/457908/396493de37/
>>333005318
>>333005343
>>333005421
Too slow, cock goblins
>>333005151
>>333005239
The whole point of a furry is to fap to furry animals hence the name. Robots are not furry at all.
>>333005626
Why are all these links just the same image?
f-you jesus!
>>333005498
Always makes sure to provide for her kids and is such a good wife her partner can't run out.
>>333005498
Doubtful.
>>333005498
She is. She would kill for her children to grow up healthy.
>>333005610
All sabres are shit though.
>Your final length was 10970.5
RIP Lord Kek. I came, I saw, I killed Redditors.
>>333005646
They still look the part, it's why the x-com snake alien and argonians are furry despite having no fur.
>>333005682
You need 4chan Gold to access them
>>333005626
Bless you, my child
>>333005646
I'm telling you the actual definition of the word anthro, I'm not talking about furry, the robot that was posted was in fact anthropomorphic. I never said it was furry. And according to people on the internet the FNAF characters are still furry although being animatronics, so how can you explain that?
>>333005784
>kill
Woah there, mermaids don't kill people.
Sirens do.
>>333005806
You're shit.
>>333005626
>That image quality
>>333005816
It takes more than appearances to make a furry.
>>333005936
That's actually not true. I am part of the fandom and browse /5n@f/ and can tell you the only one that considers them furry are the ones who make furry renditions of the characters.
>>333005960
This is what happens to butt-babies.
>>333005860
>have to install shit in my browser
>have to sign up for a fucking account
Fuck that site, not worth my time
>>333006025
your mom is shit.
>>333006090
>t takes more than appearances to make a furry
It doesn't.
>FNAF fan
Everything makes sense now.
So it's literally an agario clone?
I got to top ten just by doubling back on myself when danger appeared
but then I got killed by some tiny thing that was longer than I thought
>>333005626
Where is her mustache? How can i be certain for sure she is an adult?
>>333006163
Well. you're not entirely wrong.
>>333006270
Except for the fact it's better.
>>333006090
So you browsing the general somehow makes it less of a fact people still call them furry? I'm not wrong because people do call them that.
>>332977985
Is there any way to play this game such that it isn't completely unresponsive? Clearly some people have it working.
>>333006270
it's a agario clone that's a bit laggy but it does involve more strategy and mind games
>>333006342
That's sad, i'm sorry.
>>333005421
i wannaturn her into the authorities.
>Post
>New thread linked right after
>>333006470
>not bending his knees to pick stuff up
he deserved it.
>>333006350
>>333006207
It's a running joke. We all call each other furries without really meaning it. Unless people fap to the flesh versions which do make them furries.
>>333006509
>not becoming a family man
Are you by any chance a negro?
>circling somebody
>they realize too late and try to rush out right as it closes
>>333006648
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>333006628
I agree only retards just bend over.
AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>333006764
I have berated furries all my life. I know I'm not a furry.
this fucking game man fuck it
>>333006786
Then accept your children and help them grow.It's only tagged snuff on the panda anyways, not everywhere else
I know one of you fuckers is "heresy"
Im going to kill you for hurting small sneks
CHEN ON THE FRONT PAGE
>>333006868
Sure thing dude, i believe you.No I don't, furfag
>try playing
>high latency makes it almost unplayable
>>333006872
>treasure cruise
nice
>>332985481
rules of nature
>>333006648
>Unless people fap to the flesh versions
No, people still call it furry flesh or no flesh. I'm not kidding. What I'm saying is people will call it furry regardless of anything which is confusing.
>which do make them furries.
Fapping to it literally does not make you a furry though, I at least know this.
>>333006698
Better if they're big and you're not even coiling entirelly
>>333006883
you're Ash?
nice try but it was easy curling you
>>332977985
>villageidiot
okay i had enough.
had 1st place for brief moment then ran into some silly snek
>>333006915
S I C K
>>333006873
even still the snuff is implied by the implications that they eat their way out. Not to mention being upside down for so long as to wait for them to hatch could be lethal.
>>333006820
>the circle of life
>>332985531
So if I were EVEN INTERESTED... how would one play a game as.... JUVENILE as this?
3rd place
my legacy will live on
>>333007101
i wanna fuck that lady fish
>>333006960
>>333006983
Do you see me fucking wearing a fursuit or going to a furry con? No. I ain't a furry.
TheWormThatTurned
Just died with my best score ever
Died to some random little guy, damn it.
>>332987821
QUADS
Pretty happy with that one
>>333007101
So?
Will you live like a nigger or die like a man?The mermaid didn't even know how to properly breed so you may not actually dieSequel and ova when?
>>333007219
I never said you were a furry. The other guy did, what bothered me was the fact you said that robot wasn't anthro which it was.
>>332990000
>>333007284
I'm bad. now, QUADS
This is surprisingly fun
>almost manage to encircle 5 snakes simultaneously
>the 5th kills me just as I'm closing the loop
>>333007219
>I am not an antisemite
>I merely hate jews
>not all jews though, I'm cool with this one branch of judaism
>>333007208
Good luck ever finding art of her she is basically just a save mermaid from staffy so she rarely gets drawn.
>try and boost ahead of big asshole
>suddenly number 2 comes up beside him
>they box me in so i can only travel forward
>slowly, they close the gap between them and grind me to death
>mfw
The fun isn't in getting big, it's killing those that are big and causing chaos.
>10k
>some little 200 faggot kills me
Are elves allowed?
>>333007440
The fun is in gitting gud and making nerds like you fight to the death;^)
>>333007208
sauce, image search fails
>>332993290
First time I ever used the camera feature.
>>333007516
fuckin this, once you're a king snek and herding baby sneks the real fun beginsthat rush when duking it out against another 30k plushnnnnngnngng
>Eating a small snek and then rushing at the core of the map
Been playing this shit on and off all day, wish the lag wasn't so horrible, or it atleast had some quality options so when some 10000 point snek dies my fps doesnt go to shit
>>333007351
Ah well thanks for educating me I guess.
>>333007407
It's metal dude. That's all it is.
FUCK YOU FROZEN WAFFLES
>>333007769
Whatever you say.
>>333007387
what did you say
>>333007557I have it under my favorites so you can add it too yours as well
http://exhentai.org/g/875164/50075a922a/
Maybe if I had gotten to 1st place, they would have renewed Tron Legacy for another season.....
>speeding around
>some long-ass snake crashes into my tail
>lmao
>crash into someone's tail while collecting their dots
fuck this shit
What do you guys think about ghosts?
LAG SIMULATOR
A
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2nd position and some small fry motherfucker kills me
To whoever I just ran into the wall
HAH
there was like a fucking Hexakill i was one of them FUCK
>trying to coil someone
>get coiled by someone even bigger
fuck this game
>tfw supersnek pileup
>come out alive with 10k
>get greedy and die
300% mad
>>333007843
Exactly.
>>333008093
Supernatural sex is best sex.
>>332985481
do you feel it now?
How are you people playing this? I always lag out for a few seconds whenever I get near any decently long snake.
>Tfw coil around a small guy that's the color of me to protect him
>He goes into me and dies
>Don't pick up his corpse orbs
>mfw my waifu circles around me, perfectly sealing me in an inescapable coil.
>>333008326
>coiling someone
>he races toward my head as it pokes inside the middle for a fraction of a second
>kills me
I wasn't even mad
>Tfw you die, but the asshole who took you down also dies a second later and a qt tiny snek comes and eats everything you left behind growing up big and strong
>tfw a little snake vanquishes your 25k+ snake and you can finally go to bed
>even going to the death screen lags
It's been over a minute now.
>>333004537
>>agar.io with lag and reddit
so agar.io?
>>333008480
Always a pleasure, Anon~
There are some big guys in there
Sometimes the central cluster becomes too stressful
>>333008734
I might copycat that
copy that
huh
>run into someone's face and lag
>I die
>run into someone's side and lag
>they die
I am confused.
>>333007440
I think the fun is in being big.
It's pretty satisfying to watch how your body forms part of the world the snakes live in.
But with huge turning circles and massive lag, surviving while big is difficult especially if someone offscreen charges onscreen then veers to the side.
>post yfw a redditshit kills you
>bullying big guys because your a small guy with nothing to loose
>>332977985
Is it even possible for the big guys to die without fucking up because of lag? You can just move in circles nonstop.
this is fun
fuck you /v/ Im not suppose to have fun
>>333008908
Nah, it's not being big. The whole fun is speeding on to get your next kill. While i fucking love being big, it's has nothing to do with that. Racking a bit of food, killing the first thing i meet and then rushing to the core to take on titans is where it's at.
I've been getting on the scoreboard easily that way the whole day, and got myself several 1# places.
well, TODD HOWARD dies due to lag.
Time to do work I guess
>a game where you play a snek
>rewarded for acting like a snake curling yourself to hide, surrounding, ext
wew, good simple game
>>332977985
>tfw you make it to #5 and die
>Tfw this is the most fun i've had in a game in a long time
Guys
>>333009579
even "it" is having fun!
>>333009449
I made it to #2 then coughed it.
>>333009449
>tfw made it to #1 but died
Jewish Snake will rise again
Well played, The Conquering Snake
Well played
>>333009658
it was you!
this game is the most competitive I've felt in a long time. A fucking measley 22.6k is the leader right now. Fuckin comeon
Lag is killing the game.
>>332977985
>http://slither.io/
Fuck off this is just like the dot eating game. Are you going to sell out on this one too?
>>333009742
The one and only
>>333009785
How the fuck is it "sold out"?
Why the hell did I die? I ran into a snake that was smaller than me.
This is so fucking laggy holy shit
>>333008956
i got greedy
>>333009449
>#2
>lag
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW DUDE FUCKING LAG CAHM AWN
ANOTHER GOD REJECTED.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO6LWQhvzRw
>>333009579
>having fun
>start closing tabs to reduce lag
guys Im scared
>>333009859
>Why the hell did I die?
>I ran into a snake
why would you ask a question if you knew the answer?
>>333008956
>mfw my name is Reddit Hunter
>>333009907
okay that's a little ridiculous
turn in your sneking badge, officer
>>333009836
>guy advetises it on 4chan
>took lots of suggestions from multiple boards
>got offered by someone to pay for it
>puts it up on steam for 2$
>starts removing the types of balls you can be, the skins of the balls, etc
Gets popular thanks to us then tells us to fuck off.
CHEN WILL RISE AGAIN REEEEEEEEEE
>All of a sudden huge fucking lag
This is unplayable
>>333009989
Doing God's work friend
>>333010076
Why is any of that a problem for you?
This game is good but there are too many snakes in it
TOP TEN
O
P
T
E
NAnd then I died like a retard. Oh well.
How many time were you coiled, Anon?
>>333010216
Because it was thanks to us in general his game got popular and then he doesn't acknowledge you. Some of my skin ideas got into the game as well. :^) But no keep sucking that dick, he'll dump you and tell you to fuck off once the game gets popular enough.
>Name self "Another God Rejected" in hopes of killing first place
>BECOMES FIRST PLACE INSTEAD
>>333010379
Simultaneously?
Here is a hot tip
>lower resolutions expand your view
>trying using a window half your screen instead of full
also tried the mobile version and it runs a bit smoother than the normal version, and yes it is the same lobby as the computer one. The mobile version seems to use a "solid snake" instead of the circle type you are seeing now.
>>333010439
It sounds like you wanted him to keep sucking your dick.
The dude wanted to make some money from his work. Why is that a problem? If you didn't like it, don't pay it.
>>332985338
>>332984654
Remind me where this from.
>>333010379
>sneking around just minding my own business
>see biggass snek to the side, think nothing of it
>suddenly another biggass snek of the same color appears on the other side
>they start closing in
>it was a single snek
Fuck
>>333010629
Kuroshiki
>>333010553
>hey guys he's a free game for the masses
>what I can make money of a shitty game I told you guys I'd never try to make money off of?
What's funny is it failed. How about you crawl back to your hugbox which he is most likely shilling this on. Keep sucking his dick redittor
Being huge is fucking terrifying, no maneuverability
>>333010641
curl yourself and keep your head in the center, he will kill himself
>>333010702
>stop having fun with the fun game people having made a thousand posts on
Maybe you should stop being a butt hurt autist.
>>333010553
>If you didn't like it, don't pay it.
What a shit argument. Are you retarded? He assured everyone in the threads he wouldn't want to make money off of it.
>Tfw get coiled by a big orange guy
>Even bigger blue guy comes out and coils him
>Realize that means i am still coiled
>He kills orange and i collect the orange orbs
>I die
>>333010784
People do this often when I coil them, but how is it meant to be effective?
>>333010784
I try but the lag always fuck me up
>>333010920
this, was just in a reddit coil when he boosted and lagged everything to hell
>>333010895
>big guy dies next to your tiny ass
>become too greedy and die while eating him
>>333010895
I had something similar happen to me.
I coiled around a bigger snake than me as it was coiling another snake, and then a huge snake coiled around me.
I think I got both the ones I coiled around IIRC, but of course I was still trapped.
>>333010818
Who are you quoting? I never said that, I just am telling the maker of this game to fuck off. And his defense force (you) stopped sucking his dick long enough to try and argue I have not right to criticize his game.
>play for 10 minutes
>get top 10 with this
The little fuckers swarming you waiting for you to fuck up eventually made me crack.
>>333010901
the head need to touch another snake body to die
>>333010901
I've seen somebody fuck up and ram into the guy he was coiling. Then again, I had just started coiling both of them so it might've been an intentional suicide.
>>333010841
yeah, that was probably until someone offered him like 80k for it
I think facebook as well was trying to buy him off
but like it fucking matters anyway. After a few weeks /v/ users will get bored and move on with our shitposting. Agar was long dead on /v/ before the guy sold out. and good for him, too. You can't really get a lot of value out of games like these - so why waste the opporotunity to sell it off when your target audience gets bored?
it's nothing new.
see: Cookie Clicker
does charging head on make you win or is it just RNG which hitbox registers first
>>333009939
I should really have this running while I'm playing as Yurlungur.
>>333010998
>Become greedy
He was still coiling me i couldn't get out either way.
>>333010784
>He thinks curling on himself will do anythingThe trick is to let your appendage do the rest when you are body pressing the other snek
>>333011195
your head is bigger than his, while he's still touching your head you already touched his body
>>333001671
yeh is was
shame about the rest of u guys tho
>>333011323
>el rey loquendo
its onputo
>>333009449
>Be number one.
>Get killed by some guy called Foreskin.
I Did it for the Snek Waifus
>see some snek coiling around a smaller snek
>a biger snek starts coiling around them both
>I then start coiling around the biggest one
>the first innocent snek has not died
>>332992335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pihUnLmeaY
>>333011183
No it died when he sold out and someone found out he attempted to sell it on steam. :^) He then changed it to free real soon and removed most of the skin.
Literally trying to become notch 2.0.
>>333011139
>that feel when you always coil others
>that feel when you've never been coiled
>>333011195
>that guy inside the reddit spiral
>I kill a guy
>I scoop him up and run into another guy
>Some guy scoops me up and runs into another guy
>That guy also scoops HIM up and proceeds to run into someone else
>This happens like 3 more times
>This all happens within the span of 10 seconds
GOTY
It'd be fun for /v/ to play collaboratively, can't use voice chat right now (no mic) but if there were a dozen people in voice chat carrying out stupid plans like making a fleet of green and purple snakes named "Thanks" and "Doc" I'd totally be into that.
>>333011693
fuck off reddit
>>333011596
>almost get coiled
>another snake tries to coil the snake coiling me
>snake is smart enough to break away
>escape
Thank you other snake
Otherwise, it's lonely at the top. Died like a bitch too.
>>333011491
>Luka
>trap
He's just shotashit.
>>333011693
What the fuck is wrong with you mememan? Just play the game and shut the fuck up.
>>333011596
And that's why i put in bait names and other amusing shit. I want people to do that to me, but i get everyone else in my path instead.
>>333011824
He's of legal age, and I'd fuck him so he's a trap.
>TFW just hang around big faggots waiting for them to fuck up, because they will
>Make it somewhere in the top 10 every run
>>333011776
>>333011828
>tryhards who find nothing but winning fun
there's 17k worth of points coiled here just give the fuck up REEEEE
>>333011796
I swear redditors coordinate themselves against you, I died when 3 sneks blocked all exits together.I was Trap Butt
>>333011693
>voice chat
fuck off back to /vg/ with that shit
you fucking pseudo reddit with your facebook groups and tumbrls and shit
did it just freeze for anyone else?
>>333011940
You're just gayer than me
He doesn't even look like a girl.
>>333012052
>bitcoin
>League
>netflix
>spotify
please die
RIP rare pepe
>>333012231
>trap
>that belly
Pardon?
>>333012248
>hownu.ru
>>333012231
Part of Luka's Appeal is the 2 for 1 deal with snek Waifu if you fuck him. Are you saying you wouldn't do it for the snake pussy?
How big does the biggest snake look? I don't think I've seen it.
>>333012052
Don't be afraid of pulling in closer, while it's seems unsafe, they can't move their position and will only kill themselves if they move. When you are body pressing the snek, your body will also close in by itself, Anon.
>>333012004
>yeah guys do my le funny 4chinz maymay so I can post on r 4chan and get reddit gold xddd
>>333012418
Like a normal snake, but bigger
>>333012402
I hate Alice so no, it's a shit deal.
>>333012361
Magical buttpregnancy.Yes, this is a thing that happens in the game
>>333012095
There were some close calls, but I probably could have lived longer if I didn't try to coil back in on myself and just kept going straight (bumped into a snake while turning).
I think people just get too excited when they see big snakes, but that risky behavior will never carry you to the top.
>tiny snake is following me
>it suddenly tries to get in front of me
>I coil into myself just to dodge it (it's so tiny, a little bigger than my head
>the tiny idiot follows me trying to close my path and crash itself with the rest of my body
>mfw
GOTY
>>333012231
Why does Youmu want the little kid?
>>333012427
this game is surprisingly lewd
porn when?
kek
>>333012562
S/he wants to hold the baby.
MEME LOVING KEK
>get to 1000
>click to go fast and don't let go
who /living on the edge/ here?
>>333012595
literally the best feel
>all your cunning strategies are ruined by lag
>>332992113
I wish the autistic chicken was real as well just so I could punch her face for being so annoying.
>>333012668
>not building strategies around lag
>>333012595
>double coil
>killing a redittor
10/10
>>333012595
Wow! Your mom lets you have TWO snakes?
>>333012595
>Captura de pantallaputo, impressive coil btw
How the fuck do I stop it from freezing and then "fast fowarding" every few seconds holy fuck i've died so many times from that
I AM GOING STRAIGHT NORTH TO THE EDGE OF THE MAP EXACTLY ON THE Y AXIS
I am NEVEREVER
Do circles to let me know you are friendly
I will feed you my victims
>>333012768
ARTIFICIAL
DIFFICULTY
well played boom, i was #4.
>>333012768
>not getting 10k big
>not living on the outskirts scoopin up baby sneks
>not progressing to bigger and bigger sneks
>not coiling 3-4s sneks at once
lmao
How come I always get fucked in head on collisions?
>>333012998
they turned before you did. you suck at chicken.
>>333012850
I'm coming friend
>>333013045
The guy literally passed through me, he even ate all of my blobs almost instantly.
>>333013129
shit netcode then idk I don't fuck with snek chicken. It's risky shit.
I spawned and immediately killed a giant reddit snek. A good game!?
>>333013045
If you turn first dont you lose in chicken?
>hit the edge of the map
>die instantly
i don't know what i expected, but looking back, it seems stupid. almost like that one DSP comic where he presses the power button
>>333012568
Don't forget that you don't need to be big in order to eat someone~
Surprising your opponent is the best way to get them into your trap~
>>333013254
Not when the other person dies.
>>333013292
I expected it to loop around personally. Although the red shit should've been an indicator.
Coiling a coil-in-process is the best
>>333013292
Dev should change the boundary to a giant snake chasing it's tail.
>>332989080
I'll be nice.
Look up exhentai.
Download the plugin labeled sadpanda for chrome.
Then slap yourself for being so retarded that you're making me do your work for you, when even basic googlefu would give you everything you need.
was fun for a while
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrZt45PEbSk
This is surprisingly fun.
>>333013456
even if I have that plugin I still have to register an account, fuck that
>>333012850
Still here, don't hit the fucking edge guys
FUCK THESE PEOPLE
>>333013589
really?
it takes about 1 minute to make an account. Maybe a bit more if you need to set up a burner e-mail.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Fine, try Tsumino. They're free, no plugin, no registration, and I think they have it.
Sorry Northward, I was trying to follow you
>>333012850
its a fucking TRAP
clutch, whoever killed me
What's your snake name /v/Alaskan Bull Worm
>tfw died at #4
rip in peace Brendan Fraser, the best snake.
New thread where?
>>333008956
>>333009989
My name is Kill Reddit Degenerates and I assassinate large reddits and coil around tiny ones indiscriminately.
>>333012668
Lag IS the strategy, what are you on about, anon?
>>333013759
Oh, that was you.
Fuck you.
>>333013759heresy
>>333013729
What kind of dumb fucking site needs you to register just to see some fucking images? No, fuck that and fuck them.
>>333013759
You killed me you nigger
>>333013590
SNAKES HUNT IN PACKS
>>333013759
Earlier today it was Sengoku Nadeko a best, right now it's Yurlungur.
>>333013759chen
you fuckin cunt, I'll sleep worse knowing you killed me more than I killed you
>>333013759
Bloodborne was a mistake
>>333013838
>What kind of dumb fucking site needs you to register just to see some fucking images?
Ones that have shit they don't want being found by crawler bots, duh?
>Coil around myself so I seem small
>some fuccboi comes around who thinks he can coil around me
>surprise him and coil around him
best feel
>>333013759
Im SuperDink, got to #16 and had some redditsnek around to same size called bob kept trying to kill me, ended up lagging for about 10 seconds died. Saw bob later at #2 the cunt
>Some guy chasing little guy
>Kill guy chasing little guy
>let little guy kill me
>>333013729
>>333013456
This is why you dont spoonfeed. All it leads to is people acting like entitled retards.
>>333013759
Nazi snek i only kill big guys, redittors and muricans
>>333013759
Snicker
>>333013759trashman.jpg
>Get coiled around
>Follow the very edge of the ring
>Form a small circle and edge it as close as possible to the walls as possible
>He dies
kek
>>333013759
ACM1PT
is there anything more tense than playin coil with another big snek, and not your pussy 17k sneks, 30+ sneks only
>giant snake tries to coil me
>dies without me even trying to kill him, just trying to escape
haha
get fucked
new thread?
this one is close to rip
>hit a small snake head on
>die
this is ridiculous
>coiling small fucker
>long enough to attempt a double coil
>random small fucker comes out of nowhere
>YOU DIED
just sen my shit up fuckpai
>>333014738
git gud
>>333014770
kek when i'm small I try to gank people that are coiling. hasn't worked yet though
>Go head on with a guy
>Die
>Try and do it to someone
>Die
What the fuck
My snek name PlsNoBully
I saved someone from being coiled, you're welcome
Someone fucking kill NEVEREVER
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