http://slither.io/
>how to play
eat cells to grow larger
left click to boost at expense of your own cells
if you headbutt into someone's tail you die
Previous thread: >>332977985
This is ridiculous.
>>333015090
rip my man
>>333015090
you deserver it for not coiling yourself, the bigger you're the more dangerous small sneks that stay between big ones are
>>333015090
its like i'm actually playing the game
Fuck you Leviathan
>murder some faggot called Twilight Sparkle
>get killed by a tiny little rainbowfag because big guys can't do sharp turns
>>333015090
>str vs dex
>>333014945
Don't forget to get reeeeeally close with your little one, Anon~Your long and thick body will do the rest at that point~
>>333014945
>GoT spoiler makes it into the top 10
How do you want ur snek pham?
Whoever is the ALASKAN BULL WORM I will find you and end you!!!!
>>333015494
Gimmie dat Medusa
>>333015090
I was curious and tried playing agar and ran into the same lag.
Whoever is running these servers needs to pull their shit together.
>>333015494
echidna >= lamia > medusa > melusine
prove me wrong
>>333015576you've posted this image before, stop samefagging
>be big snek
>me and a tiny snek hit each other head on
>i die like a bitch he
>gets all my points
Fuck this gay shit
Jesus christ i can't play with such lag
all i wanna do is be big :(
FUCK YOU ANDRE YOU BEANER PIECE OF SHIT
ALRIGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS COILED ME INTO OBLIVION
HOLY SHIT
I was fucking 6000+ long and you destroyed me
Fuck you
>>333015676
>>333014945
What's your grinding music /v/?
https://soundcloud.com/thegameexplorer/shin-megami-tensei-iii-nocturne-normal-battle-town-medley
>make it to top 10
>Die because smaller snakes have smaller turn radius and get in front of you before you can react
how do you even continue after thathow do you get different skins?
Best girl
>>333015494
FUCK.
I cant decide.
I want them all
Alright get this. In the last game agar you were cells and dots getting bigger.
In this game you are snakes eating dots.
What if those dots we are eating are the cells from the last game? And the snakes are the cells that evolved to worm state and eat the ones that didn't and this is the next stage of evolution from the cast game going from unicellular to multicellular creatures?
>die while this big due to fucking up while coiling
fuck my life. reminder that you aren't immortal just because you are bigger and surround them
>>333015919
you deserved it for being so small
git hueg
>>333015494
Miia for life
>>333016028
Oh sorry guys I posted the wrong image
Actual best girl here
>>333016121
centoria is cute
>>333015494
just like she is right now, thank you very much.
>>333016028
I agree
>>333015982
just gotta wait it out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRu4Go0Jvsw
center looks like something out of animal planet with all the sneks
dont be a pusy and come
>be 10k+
>coiling around some tiny snek
>accidentally click on one of the downloaded images in the bar at the bottom of my screen
>it pops up
>I move into a straight line and die
Someone just end my life
Lag killed me before I could make it to top 10 ;_;
My name is Kill Reddit Degenerates
>>333016028
Just because I was shitposting loudly with that name earlier doesn't mean you can steal it anon.Ah who am I kidding, if I can trigger /a/ some more all the better.
I changed my name to "I kill redditors" and now all these reddit assholes are killing me. What a bunch of faggots.
>kill someone
>wonder if it was skill or lag
>>333016352
1v1 them bro
The superior sound signature wins.
How does this work
Three of us little niggas took down a bignig,one in front and two on the side of the head. It was beautiful, until we decided to kill each other.
>>333016292
lol gg fag
t'wasssssss me
>>333016476
It doesn't, that's part of the charm
>whe you are the one who survives the double coil and gain your freedom
>>333016476
Read the instructions, dumbass.
How do I git gud?
>Race someone into the edge
>They die
>No prize
>Some little guy forces me into the border a minute later
lol
I require pictures
Pictures of sneks
>>333016470
>either plebberdynamics or plebheiser being good
>ever
>not superior Etymotics
back to >>>/b/ with you
>>333016721
>not beats by tupac
The fuck are you doing pham?
EVERYTHING I DID
I DID FOR THE HORDE
>>333016470
Yurlungur will rise again and take your spot mate.
>>333016714
Getting in the top 10 is pretty easy if you just wander near the center of the battlefield.
People are bound to get greedy and kill themselves for that little bit of length, allowing you to pick up their remains and more.
>>333016558
>>333016020
If a smaller snake is in position to pull in front of you, act before they do.
Best thing to do if you want to kill them is probably turn a smidgen to the right while speeding up (turning a smidgen to the right is to compensate for the possibility of them speeding up a moment before 'cuz lag), keep going fast, then loop back around once your head should be well out of sight of them. They won't be able to see you're coiling them until it's too late, because their view window is so small.
>>333016769
I hope you were a giant of a snake and you got beat by a tiny snake named Thrall
>>333016714
>HUEHUEHUE developer
>HUEHUEHUEHUE server
>Insane lag
>Horrible collision recognition
>If you ever get coiled just hold down right or left arrow key and you'll never die
>spawn snakers killing alpha snakes
Yeah after playing this for 20 minutes its awful, stupid reddit snakes and HUEHUEHUEHUS.
>tfw you fuck up a double coil with two little snakes in each coil
just kill me now desu senpai
![snek_by_theevilchiquite-d8s7hxv[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BQ2iEve.jpg "snek_by_theevilchiquite-d8s7hxv[1].jpg")
i'll start a new one as JEW FINDER
see you in the top ten in like 5 minutes
>get skin pack
>equip german snake skin
>name my snake Hitler
>50k points later, patrolling the outskirts
>tiny little purple snake falls victim to my coil
>hole gets smaller and smaller untill he eventually cant move
>see his name
>jew
>mfw
>>333016908
YOU LEFT ME
TO PICK UP YOUR PIECES
>>333016983
>If you ever get coiled just hold down right or left arrow key and you'll never die
See >>333015417
nice fucking garbage servers, .io guy
let me know when it's not awful
Got this earlier today.
I stayed #2 for a long while by camping near the edges and finally got to #1 when the competition died, but had to eventually kill myself because I had to go eat something IRL.
Sometimes I found HUGE corpses near the edges for no apparent reason, like they got bored and disconnected or something so always check the edges for some free meat or overall shitter camping
Alright listen up
>Get to roughly 500/1k size
>Tail a big snake for ~20 seconds
>wait for him to explode because of lag and shit
>instanly get 2k+
Ive done this every time now and get back up at 4-5k within minutes.
Retard big snakes are best snakes.
welcome to the jungle
Nice agar rip try, but not nearly as fun.
Also either the server is laggy as fuck or your netcode sucks.
>>333017114
If you ever get that close you risk it all because of lag.
>moving along with another snake
>they boost and jump ahead
>do immediate 180 and eat all the orbs they drop boosting
>get bigger as they shrink
Works more than I'd thought.
>snakes
>tfw owning one of the giants snakes
get rekt son
>Tiny worm with reddit skin
>Tries to kill you
Every time
>>333017234
>drew
POST YOUR SNAKE NAMESnake of the North
>>333017341
>Mfw doing that and not getting lag
>Mfw also letting my long body spread around so other sneks fuck off
>Snake picture
>It's worms
MALARKY
Got hunted by Reddit
Killed the faggot on the left, guy on the right fucked off
>>333017483
frog
>Go infront of this guy and hit his head
>It kills me
Fuck this game
GIVE ME VOAR.IO BACK YOU C U C K DEV.
>>333017483
Yurlungur at the moment.
>>333017574
How did HITLER get killed off by the way?
He was on top for a while
>finally got to #1
>got reked by a small thing and a lag spike
ah well
I wish you could choose rooms/servers.
I kep refreshing to play with you guys and never see any meme names in the leaderboards, I don't want to play with chinks and brazillians.
>>333017742
shot himself
>>333017823
I NEED AN ADULT
NEVEREVER here
I want to go to bed so I will give my body to whoever is named "I am Worthy" and comes to the north border directly on the y axis
>>333016714
>>333017864
Just keep circling and prey
>>333017897
Lag spike killed me anyway, If I bordered his circle he couldn't get any smaller
reminder the true god tier skin is yellow, join the great aryan master race
>some tiny snake crashes into me head on
>I die
fuck this game
Whoever Weaboo Jones is, stop trying to bully me
>>333017869
omw
>not timing with lag and killing other sneks with the tip of te tail
>not naming yourself manticore
fags, all of you
hey cool i reached the leaderboard for awhile as "i hate reddit"
>>333017483
Dweltzy Dango
>>333018107
>Getting memed on by Weeaboo Jones
That faggot and another Reddit shit tried chasing me down
I whooped their asses
>>333016721
literally who?
bet that bullshit is made in china
>racing someone
>we're both boosting
>end up overlapping each other
>Neither of us die
Alright
is agar.io creator a bignig in terms of real life money?
>>333017869
You werent there
>>333016714
>>333018209
He didn't kill me, he kept TRYING to kill me.
I ended up dying to some tiny fuccboi, like I said
FUCK. I had a bunch trapped and I got greedy.
Thank God, I had to go.
>>333018292
I'm still here
>>333016714
>>333017483
marble snek
FUN
Also, coiling around other coiling-fags so they are forced to disengage or be stuck too is nice.
>>333018290
They sold agar.io for 6 digits, though we don't know the exact sum. Could be 100,001 dollars, could be just shy of a million, who knows. They're certainly not hurting for cash though.
snek
someone post the webm of a snek eating a pupper
>>333017454
drew just murdered my sorry ass :(
Remember my name, fuckers
>Pls no coil
I will coil you and you will be submissive.
Fuck that guy that killed me though
>>333018586
Snek here, I ded, I think im done for now
>>333018304
That's a pretty great snek webm, thank you.
I got bored so I killed myself
>>333018695
this scared the shit out of me
>>333018586
Do not worry friend, I will use your corpse to help bring upon the 3rd reich
>mfw I sacrificed myself to a small snake named hitler was right
>>333018192
Goddammit, I got cornered. I was #1 for a second too
>be small snek with little boost power
>see 2 big snigs fighting to the death
>slip through a small crack during their battle
>make one of the big sneks crash into little old me
I GARROSH HELLSCREAM WILL ELIMINATE WEEABOO JONES
>>333018797
DELETE THIS
SNEKS ARE PURE
SNEKS ARE NOT FOR STICKING YOUR DICK INTO
>>333018797
>>333018868
you sneaky snek
>>333018797
NOOT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>333018868
Little snakes that cut off one of the guys in a race are the real heroes
How many have you coiled at once?
>>333019015
Four is also my most.
This game is simultaneously addictive and awful, I need to get as far away from it as possible.
>>333018797
ok I guess
Im surprised he isn't disolving or something
>be "you will never be japanese"
>try to make a thunderdome
>two snakes inside arent having it
>it go in to close the coil
>bump into one of them and die with 10000 points
>>333018797
>>333019170
The fuck do you think snakes are?
>>333019186
I die trying to make thunderdomes a lot, even though it used to be easy before.
Lag's getting worse and players are getting better.
>>333018797
I don't think a cloaca would feel that great.
>>333017483
Brendan Fraser
So why isn't it fitting to my browser?
>>333019015
5's my highest
I always let the last one alive leave, I've had a lot of times when a brand new spawn managed to leave with over 5k length after the brawl
>>333018938
sneks are sluts
May you live long whoever i sacrificed myself to.
oh well was fun
>>333019516
do you know what would be terrifying? if those birds were the size of vans
>>333019516
delete this
>about to coil someone twice my size cause he fucked up
>I'm 6000+
>some small fucker comes literally out of nowhere
>eats my shit up senpai
fuck you
>>333017483
Slaanesh
>all those bots
>>333019567
THIS IS A SNAKE FRIENDLY THREAD, DELETE THIS!
>tfw bullying lesser sneks
It just feels so good
>all this lag
NZ servers when?
>>333017483
Hora
>>333019680
Hey I see myself on the scoreboard!
>>333019015
Just one but I am a catch and release kind of guy anyway
>>333019680
this makes me kek immensely
>>333019516
Papi no!
>Racing /pol/ as the united states of america
>Reddit snake with the name Donald Trump kills us both
>>333019743what is this from
>>333018797
i didn't think i'd ever regret installing appchan
>>333017483
Anthony Burch
>>333019516
>0:16
>those bedroom eyes
If she wasn't a cold blooded killer of beautiful pure innocent snek...
>>333019889
didn't know it was possible to be this new
>>333016819
Change filename to Darling.
>>333019015
Six. I usually snatch three at once once i become big enough
>tfw small fucker
>tfw bullying big fuckers and wrecking their shit
feelsgoodman.jpg
>>333019889
Monster Girl Quest you insufferable newfag
It's pretty good, even ignoring the lewds
>Tfw you shotgun a 10k worm
FUCKING WEEABOO JONES AAAAAAAAAA
>giant dude dies
>everyone rushes for it
>everyone in the same place at the same time causes a bunch of lag
>who comes out on top is just RNG wars
fuck this bullshit RNG game
>>333019889
>not knowing
well, that was something
>>333017483
Walk without rhythm
>>333020201
Jezus
>>333020176
>Tainting pure monster girls with silly hat faggotry
I'm not even trying to get big anymore
I just wanna wreck the shit out of big guys with my little guy speed and piss them off
>>333020201
next OP after this one
>Racing side by side with other snakes
>Mfw while listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gah8FnYSypk
Fix your shit servers.
>>333019951
I've seen it posted multiple times but i never visited any of the "choose one" threads.
>>333020201
Holy fuck
>>333020201
Damn son, that's some high level trapping right there.
>>333020271
>Wan piss
I had a good run. Was briefly 3rd place, BUSTER.Long live belka
>>333020331
Just stop making excuses to us and play it faggot
>Outmaneuver /fit/
Guess they didn't lift enough
>>333020271
Watch better anime.
What was your most embarrassing dead so far, /v/?
a game has not made me laugh this hard in a while
Literally fucking agar.io all over again
Will you faggots ever learn?
just died at like ~18k
motherfuckers were tag teaming me i swear.
>>333020392
Make me you fucking bitch.
>>333014945
why are u shilling this so much?
>>333020405
It's what happens when you skip leg day
>>333020470
Learn what?
It's a fun game.
>>333020470
Sure it'll go to shit, but what's the problem with riding it out until then?
>>333020412
What anime do sophisticated gentlemen like yourself watch?
>>333020489
Just go play it's better when you actually know the story.
>tfw staying <1000 length
>tfw chasing big guys forever until they give up and die to you
LEL
>>333020541
I'm sure it is a fun game for the people that live close enough to the server to not get game-destroying latency
>>333020559
Yugioh, duh
>>333020458
kek
FUCKING SNAKE CLOACA
>>333020630
Yes?
>>333020201
You can't fool me, it's snakes all the way around!
>tfw the lag hits and the game freezes, only for you to fast forward when it unlags and you died during the skip
>>333020649
RIP SYNCHRO
YOU WILL NOT BE MISSED
>>333020649
you need to watch more card game based anime.
>>333020740
>kill someone 100 times bigger than me
fuck being large, this is where the real game is
>>333020740
Sounds like King Crimson, kinda
>>333020649
I thought this was a show about children's card games, wtf?
>>333020814
One card game based anime is more than enough thank you
>>333020740
>Lag spike
>You get to see your snake shortening like a ball or get flung across the screen
>Only when a few seconds will pass you will know your fateThe good news is that it's seems everyone get the same lag spike once in a while
>>333020820
If you kill them you become just like them
>>333017483
I've been specifically doing what I call a RULES OF NATURE run.
>name set obviously to RULES OF NATURE
>you specifically pick fights with any fucking snake that comes in your range, no matter the size
>play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0 while doing it
>Try to get the highest score you can before it runs out. If you die, start the video over too.
Only had 2 successful runs though getting all the way through the song. First was 5000, second was 9000. I'm getting stronger.
>6k
>floating around the outer rim
>accidentally stumble upon multiple bigger nigs in heated battle
>frame rate goes to shit as I try to flee the opposite direction
>killed by some tiny beta orbiter named Lag
poetry
>>333020895
not if you die right afterward due to the lag spike that is 1000 shitters rushing in on the body of a giant dead corpse, like allways happens
still fun as hell tho
>>333019883
>>Reddit snake with the name Donald Trump kills us both
>tfw going against donald trump and he just runs into me after like a minute of straight racing
Just lost #1, I love fucking with people even when gigantic though.
Watch your backs guys, The Slithering Jew will make it to the top 10
>>333020591
Ah yes tongues
>>333020685
>SNAKE CLOACA
:^) that was me.
>>333020881
fucking card games on bikes, man.
That fucking Reddit snake man
>>333021313
What are you trying to do,anon?
>>333021002
Fucking post deleted
People referencing posts no longer there
Fuck
>>333021313
Why are you posting dudes, bro?
never forget
>going for a giant trail left from a newly-killed snake
>some asshole tries butting me over
>his head overlaps my body and my head
>i die
>>333021396
sorry dude it was just a prank
>tfw
are people falling for this meme again?
>>333021657
>Only 16.5 K
And you're proud of this why?
>>333021002
No it wasn't :^)
>>333020176
>Lolis
You fucking weebs.
>tfw double teaming a big guy with random yellow snek
that was amazing friendo
>>333021712
>meme
really wish you'd fall for the suicide meme desu
What's with the fucking lag?
>>333014945
is this like that gravity game
>>333021758
>Big guy
Know your snek.
>1. fear the little guys constantly, they will murder your ass if you're not cautious
>2. Learn how to properly coil. You must overlap your body and only slowly move inwards to cut off room.
>3. If the enemy has coiled you, hope that they're retards that ignored 2. If you're small still, stay wide and on the edge of their wall so they can't move in slowly. when they try to, zoom in before they return to their overlapping state.
>4. If you want to fuck an enemy of around the same size as you, 90% of the time you just need to turn inwards. Keeping going straight alongside them. Eventually, they'll try to cut you off. Don't speed up, just calmly turn away from them. If they follow, you'll end up with them now on the other side of you, and you safely overlapping your body. Now taunt them by making it look like you're leaving that safety and they'll try to cut you again, almost always pushing too hard and hitting your body. If not, just laze back into safety and try again until they kill themselves or they give up.
>>333018456
mirin ur skills
