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10 MINUTES
I WANNA BE THE C U C K
It was me
I am a hero
ANTHONY "FUCKING" BURCH
What happens in 10 mins?
I bet a $5 steam game that it won't be found
If it is found, then the guy with it gets a $5 game
I am not Anthony Burch.
9/11 was an inside job
I am not a cuckold.
>>332864182
Do you think he's on /v/ right now?
DON'T GIVE UP
ANTHONY BIRCH
I fucking hate Anthony Burch.
I am ready for it to be over.
It all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down...
ÀAAAAAAÆh
At least I'm not Anthony Burch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e056R97svz8
OUR FINAL MOMENT
>>332864182
until what?
All those names will be lost in time like, tears in rain
Time to die
>>332866706
The day in the 4chan server ends.
2 MINUTES
Wake up sheeple
I'm too hungover for this hist
>yfw it's a permanent feature
>>332868745
kek, that would be GOAT.
>>332864182
IT'S
9
P
M
>>332870084
>4chan time (EST) 12:08 am
> Randomized names become a feature
>>332872295
I would just use an anonimizer script.
What is making me upset is the stupid fucking layout.
>>332872786
Im pretty sure Hiroshima Nagasaki will fix it when he wakes up. I do like the randomized names though.
wipe this meme from the face of the earth.
>>332864182
>still doing this shit
Hiro just memed on all of you. Deal with it.
Better luck next year, I guess.
Lel
its over
Moot get
Time is going to fast for life to be in peace.
I SHALL FULFILL THE PROPHECY
KEK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
I AM ANTHONY
Why do I still come to this shithole
>>332877772
because im anthony burch
i give up
Does he know?
>>332864182
guys please stop making fun of me, i've had a hard life
This it my friends we have failed.
>>332878150
never give up, friend.
hi
>>332864182
I'm so tired, guys.
I don't know how much longer I can keep going.
But I know I must.
>>332878279
FUCK YOU
burch here
Cuckify me Cap'n
>>332878279
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Maybe is for the best as, the possibility of another cuck of such magnitude could destroy our universe as we know it, making it a non stop cycle of cuckoldry
I'm going to sleep. Good night /v/ and good luckIt's technically morning but I don't give a fuck
A Burch is a Burch, you can't say it's only a half.
GOD
I KNOW I'VE ASKED FOR A LOT
BUT PLEASE
DO NOT LET ME BE ANTHONY BURCH
>>332864182
oh well
Rei is best gurl
>>332879710
fuck you leather head, im the boss of this gym
Come on guys, i believe in you!!!
You can get the name, i believe in you!!!
Anthony Burch is right around the corner, i believe in you!!!
YAMEROO
Will it happen?
>>332864182
COME ON
>>332864182
it's over.
I enjoy a good cuck.
Simon BELIEVE IN THE BURCH THAT BELIEVES IN YOU
ITS ME YOUR COUSIN
we gonna explode
>>332864182
Last attempt to be the Burch
I wanna be David Bowie
i wanna be the kuck
>>332864182
ceck
I'm glad I'm not Anthony Burch.
In the quietest moments...
We need a hero
>>332864182
Anthony Burch
Cuck me
>>332881053
I wish I could swim. Like dolphins. Like dolphins can swim.
>>332864182
It is always darkest before the dawn of Anthony Burch.
THOUGH NOTHIN, NOTHIN WILL KEEP US TOGETHER...WE CAN BEAT THEM FOREVER AND EVER
THE KEK HAS ARRIVED
Truly our darkest hour
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery stead?
>>332864182
Well at this point i geuss we missed it put me in the subreddit
I am the cuckest.
AND WE CAN BE HEROES JUST FOR ONE DAY
I'll miss this so much
fuck
Always bet on Anthony Burch
Ayyyyy
its not over yet
BUUUUURCH
\V\ - FAT GREASY COCKS VIDEO GAEMS
Why doesn't a mod just fake it and go down as a legend?
>>332878279
Just fuck everything, I don't care anymore.
>>332883141
Will be Anthony Burch
The jews did this
NOW
Here he comes
Miller here.
This is it
Cuck me
Behold
>>332882559
Here comes the rooster
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
If no one has been Anthony Burch so far, no one will be Anthony Burch in the future. And isn't that something we should all be thankful for?
I love to play Hearthstone
Cuckold me
TIME HAS PASSED, NO CHANGE
PERHAPS THEY ARE GIVING US SOME MORE MINUTES TO BURCH IT UP?!
>>332882671
God bless us, everyone.
Buuuuuuurch
You obsession with a cuckold is adorable. Fucking nerds.
senpai please
>>332864182
There is no God, only Burch.
It's over
I like video games.
Is there a database of all the names in the pool of available names? What's the chance of getting Anthony Burch?
>>332864182
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvPjJdqbSc8
THIS IS IT
WE'LL NEVER HAVE ANY MORE CHANCES
KEEP POSTING YOU MEME LOVING FUCKS
I AM HERE AND I AM QUEER.
HELLOOOOOOOO WORLD.
>>332883174
100%
>>332878279
PANIC
last try
I'm Anthony Burch, and I approve this message.
good night /v/ screencap Anthony Burch for me
thanks
God is Dead!
>>332864182
>10 MINUTES
Lying like my ex-wife
>mfw I will never be Anthony Burch
A N T H O N Y
N
T
H
O
N
Y
B U R C H
U
R
C
H
Meh
>>332864182
I'm someone worse than your regular cuck
My wife's son loves this board
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k8craCGpgs
we can do this /v/
There is nothing wrong with being a cuck
At least we cucked Bill Wilson from /tv/.
steal my wii u and call me a cuck
you guessed it right im anthony burch
Next poster is Anthony Burch
I want it I need it need it to make me feel heated
/v/ sucks
next person to get a five is anthony burch
benis
A N T H O N Y B U R C H
Whats with the Anthoney shit?
HERE BE ANTHONY BURCH
BURCH-ER
WITNESS ME
I
T
N
E
S
S
M
E
easiest shitpost of my life
>>332877772
Because you, me, and everyone else is Anthony "The Cuck" Burch
>>332884209
Check this shit big boy
cyyyykaa blyyyyat
>>332884209
Five it is, then
cheki breeki
>>332884209
this 7 says anthony burch is dead forever and we shall never get him
At least I can die knowing that I never was or will be Anthony Burch
shitposting is still shitposting you shills
>>332886550
feels bad man
Дa дoк
by the power of this holy 7, i shall become anthony burch
I'm a cuck because I don't own my wife. Yeah ok.
>>332886838
with the power of this 6 i say nobody gets to be anthony burch
>>332886986
Why did you do this
What if someone got it on another board and nobody knows?
>>332886986
You damn fool! You've doomed us all!
Sorry I'm late
Kept you waiting, huh?
>>332886986
with the power of 5 i counter this
The WORST thing that could happen is a modget.
>>332886986
By the power of this 4, one will become Bill Wilson
>>332864182
HOPE IS NOT LOST
>>332887338
sorry, your five is right here, and none of us will ever be anthony.
just watch me
>>332887338
>>332887338
BURCH
U
R
C
H
>>332887439
I WAS SO CLOSE, I JUST NEEDED ANTHONY
John 3:16
>>332887338
OH FUCK
>>332886986
my dubs say otherwise
Cute name get
>>332864635
>>332864361
Two ryans
>>332887338
FUCK
>>332864182
>10 minutes ago was 3 hours ago
>>332887338
Oh fuck this, I'm going to bed.
>>332886986
Not if my wife's son has anything to say about it
and this 5
the secret is not to try
>>332886986
I disagree, 7
I'll be Anthony Burch. There is no need to sacrifice yourselves. I alone must carry this burden.
Behold. I commeth.
WHAT DOES THIS THREAD MEAN
If Anthony Burch get I will kill myself right now.
>>332887617
my 9 confirms that anthony shall never come
>>332864635
DIO!
I hate video games
>>332887817
What did he mean by this?
If I roll a 5, reply to the post below me like it's the best name in this thread
There was Antonio Burch on /a/.
>>332886986
Fuck you Faggot.
as
>>332887897
too bad you got a 7
Burch get
>>332887897
my 7 says that anthony shall come in three posts
>>332887338
>Todd
>Burch
The mods are mocking us.
>>332864182
burch get
Donald Trump get
What if /v/ can't turn back if until we get Anthony Burch?
Well it was a good effort, faggots. But noone is anthony burchbut me.
Check my sextuples.
fds
buck
>>332887839
Lucky you!
>>332887897
Nice try, but Anthony Burch will appear in ten minutes, the Kek prophecy states it, and my 4 confirms it
>>332888036
ITS CLOSE
Anybody looking for Anythong: stop.
I was here the whole time.
>trying to shitpost as fast as i can
>click all the images of water until there are none left
>invalid
Fuck you
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Fjfj
If my first name starts with a D and my last name starts with an F, bring dubs back to /v/
>>332888238
The search continues.
>>332883817
Do you have a screen cap?
>tfw I am anthony burch
My 3 confirms Anthony Burch is coming
>>332888347
IT HAS BEEN DECREED
Why's everyone so riled up.
>>332888347
witnessed
>>332884209
First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft.
Thanks for getting Bill Wilson for us guys, shame about that burch guy though.
>>332888347
CHECKED
Hey guys, what's going on?
When will it end?
ur all retarts
Lol you're all faggots
>>332888543
Why would you shoot someone before throwing them out of a plane?
>>332888347
If my name starts with F and second with T Anthony will appear, if nothing, check my 2
>>332888523
Shut your whore mouth faggot ARGGGHHH
>>332888347
SCREENCAP THIS AND SEND IT TO ASIAN MOOT
POST YOUR FACE WHEN YOU'RE NOT ANTHONY BURCH!
KEK ME UP
>>332884209
Will I?
I am bad at this
>>332888347
GOD HAS SPOKEN, BRING THE DUBS
>>332888347
Good lord.
>>332888721
> said the poster with a speshal snowflake name.
>>332888347
CHECKED
aaaahh
JUST KEK MY LIFE UP
If you had cared from the start, none of this would have happened
Getting Kanye West
I love anime!
>>332887338
It was within out grasp but still, it could not be helped
>>332888949
SO CLOSE, BUT SO FAR
It's over
Test
I AM THE BURCH
>>332889167
Not yet
>>332888641
I'm proud, CIA is finally one of the big guys
>>332888679
When Burch shows up.
I wonder if he knows this is going on and is just watching the chaos.
I AM BURCH
>>332887439
post claimed for megumin
>yfw anthony isn't in the list of first names
video games
>>332889325
He's probably watching his wife get fucked
>>332888836
GRIFFFFFIIIIIIITTTTHHHHH. That wasn't very nice.
>>332889395
It is.
>>332889448
video games suck
>>332889395
i tought that too
but we got a few anthonys today
I'm so fucking mad
I let my wife fuck other men while i watch
>>332889395
It is, both names have already been confirmed to exist.
Ill suck the skin right off your dick
End it all.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>332889115
>>332889493
Brothers
What if someone got it in a thread no one opened?
witness me
doushio...
RIP THE SKIN
>>332889591
Dammit Irving! You fucking cuck
>>332864182
>/vg/ got it
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK
I AM THE ONLY ANTHONY BURCH AROUND THESE PARTS!
i am anthony
If I get it, every anon in this thread has to buy the NX, regardless of what it is.
Everything will be Daijoubu
>>332889742
link?
>>332889742
wot
>>332889652
3 hard humans
gomen
Its over
Time to cuck.
>>332889663
You can check the archive for names newfriend and I highly doubt that would happen.
>>332889663
Then we're fucked I guess
>>332889742
LINK THE POST
enough I am the real Anthony Burch
I love being cucked
I AM ANTHONY
TIMES UP
LETS DO THIS
>>>/pol/69646358
what went wrong?
Here I am, cucks
I want to cuck
it's ove
VIDEO GAMES
Hiya
One last time
cucklord incoming
>>332889854
Very hard
Its not gonna happen, just stop
My wife slept with the black masterrace.
GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD
I feel like a cuck
>he appears on /lgbt/
>>332889742
Link it cuck
>>332890261
not with that attitude
Here I come king of RNGs. Do you have enough names in stock?
>>332890261
Never stop.
If Burch get, Microsoft will win E3.
The very last post will be Burch..then it'll be disabled and noone will know because it iwll revert to Anonymous.
I'm cuck
sorry im late
>>332890419
Once more, I will never give up my ideal!
>yfw we anthony fantano before we get anthony burch
>>332890495
But then how did I just get the get?
dad not the cuck
>>332890548
Fuck off, Fern.
>>332890620
You didn't get the get.
>>332890413
WHACK EM
>>332890548
This name, ha-ha
This 9
>>332890579
It's not a mistake!
Ban weebs
Sorry I'm late. I was washing the bull's car.
>tfw seen unique names for last 12 hours
>no anthony burch
I CAN DO IT
trips
WAKE ME UP
k
RIP MY WII U
Has Alberto Barbosa happened yet?
Wyatt Man get
The Burch is here
>fucking /po/ got it
WWWWHHHHYYYYYYY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US
By the power of this 6
And the letters H and P
Also with a dash of faggotry and shitposting
I HAVE THE MONIKER
>>332890867
{cant wake up}
ayy
Being a cuckold would imply I have a wife
is it even possible to just get the Burch as a last game? has anyone seen it today?
>/v/ is reddit
Why am I not surprised
Make it happen
First name will start with J, last name will start with B, and this post will end in 5
Test
I AM ANTHONY BURCH
>>332890942
Barbarossa isn't in the db
:^)
I have no friends.
>>332891210
Do we have the entire DB?
The callsign is reason enough to pursue the future. Look towards the memes, they will guide you, but only so far. The rest of the way is laden with traps, traps you can only pass through with belief, and to believe, is to become a cuck.
No matter how hard /v/ has tried, spamming threads and replies ALL FUCKING DAY, even when we -wanted- to be, we were never, ever, EVER, Anthony Burch.
>>332891052
It's happened
https://boards.fireden.net/_/search/username/burch/
>>332890753
Please give me the Burch!
>>332891271
i think
i think me too
Is Cena a confirmed last name yet?
This is important.
>>332891385
Interesting. I made a post saying I'd get an H P name in another thread and here we are.
If I'm still being stalked, cmon mods. Rig me to be, let's say...S M next.
Voof
Im a cow
haha epic thread
COME ON
>>332891695
go eat a bag of baby dicks
I will be the perfect
>>332891582
By the power of S M! I am SHIRLEY MARTIN!
>You will never be Anthony Burch
come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Meme
>>332891947
>you will never be ashley burch
The Burch
>>332891947
>this used to be a good thing
Last try
>>>/f/3053676
IT HAPPENED!
bo
>>332892036
>You'll never get a blowjob from Ashley Burch
>>332892162
No.
7
>>332892269
It seriously did. Then they turned it off on that board, apparently. Chink Moot is fucking with us.
>>332884209
ITS ME ANT HO NY
>>332892162
goddammit.
>>332892162
>all of those retards falling for it
S.m.h
>>332864182
niggers
>>332892339
>then they turned it off
Pull the other one.
>>332864182
Knock knock open the door is real
The kuk kuk, watching my wife get fucked by other men
Break bread with gamer gate, no
you problematic nerds, please?
If don't come to fuck my wife, stay out of the way
First we gonna kuk
Then we are gonna shit post
Burch is not gonna give it to her
C U C K
There's still hope.
>>332892162
its fake idiot
CCCCCCCCCC.......U..............U...............CCCCCCCC..............K.......K
C..............................U.............U................C...............................K....K
C..............................U.............U................C...............................K..K
C..............................U.............U................C...............................K.....K
C..............................U.............U................C...............................K.......K
CCCCCCCCCC.......UUUUUUUU...............CCCCCCCC.............K.........K
If john cleese, harmony must be brought back.
>>332892986
>Le
gb2reddit
did google+ take over fucking facechan
>>332892986
>inb4 we get barack obama before we get anthony burch
WHEN WILL THIS END
>>332893459
RIGht NOW
Harmony back again.
:(
>>332864182
DON'T SAY IT IN RUSSIAN
DON'T SAY IT IN GEEERMAN
JUST SAY IT IN BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOKEN KEKLISH
It's me!
What the fuck right now
Max B get
That does it, guys. See you tomorrow.who am I kidding, I'll be up all night trying to witness the moment
It is done.
fly, robin, fly
RIP in spaghooter.
What's the best name you got? I got "Tyrone Black" on /vg/
Hello this is anthony birt
Shitposters ruined this site
So I heard Dark Souls III is gonna be good and several people recommended to preorder it, so should I buy The Game?
>>332864182
sorry
oh
Be sure to Google my name if you want to see some weird porn.
Trump 2016
SAY MY NAME
Wii U
God is dead
>>332897547
GOD DAMMIT VIV
Support Trump!
build wall
please god no burch
Rand Paul is really me
I'll take the title of cuck to save us all
>>332864182
Please, it has to happen
5
Minutes
>>332864182
Mods removed Burch from the name list. All forms of Burch. Burch Livingston, Thomas Burch. Burch Anthony. Everything.
LITERALLY r e d d i t
AB
have we failed bros
IT WAS ME
>>332884209
It was me all along
just once let me win something let me be the buch
>>332898054
>Kenny West
Are you Kanye East's cousin?
get 6
You've made your bed
>>332898158
sorry kid
>>332898054
I MISS THE OLD KENNY
>>332864182
START TALKIN BITCH
tfw they'll never find him
Is it over?
/v/ was wrong yet again!
FUCKING BURCH GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
I'm here
Posting this in every related thread
>>332898660
>>332898718
ZUNIGA MIND
lurch the burch
It me
I'm here guys.
HERE I AM
Anybody seen my WiiU?
I'M ANTHONY BURCH
Whoops
I'm not Anthony Burch
I'LL END THIS.
WITNESS ME
Haha
At least Im not Anthony Burch
>>332864182
posting for Burch
its over
RIGHT NOW
>>332864182
It's over.
>>332888889
>missed sextuple eights by 1
You were very very nearly very very good at this.
let's get it
what an ache
Is this hell?
>>332900000
woweeeee
Don't worry boys we found he was in /f/ this whole time. >>3053676
>>332900000
quints confirm this is hell and we cannot leave
Even if we get it now, we have already lost.
The day has come and gone.
>>332900000
Is quints hell?
>>332900000
Noice, but check this Burch
I cum
>>332900000
Yes.
I might as well try.
>>332900000
THIS IS HELL THIS IS HELL THIS IS HELL THIS IS HELL THIS IS HELL
>>332900000
Where do you think you are?
Check this Burch
>>332898081
>>332898153
>>332900154
>>332898324
>>332898398
>>332900000
Quints give me the energy
>newfags don't know how to Anthony Burch
>>332900000
Damn, Sally, things are gettin too real
>>332900000
It's wasn't ending, we were led to think this but we really are gonna shitpost until we get Anthony Burch, and the sad joke is, there is no way to get Anthony Burch.
>>332900000
Quint checked
sup gamebois
>>332864182
Yeah can confirmed that the cuck is on /f/. >>>/f/3053676
Hey Guys, welcome to EB games
>>332900247
What's the riddle my negro
>>332886986
fuck you nigga
>>332900000
Sally's quint doesn't change the fact that there's no Burch.
>>332900573
fake and gay
There can only be one burch
>>332900573
fake/gay
>>332900000
You don't need quints to confirm that
Hell confirmed, go home everyone
>>332900573
doesn't count you nigger
benis
It's not fair! /his/ stole Todd Howard and /v/ still hasn't gotten Anthony Burch
where are we
>>332878279
fuck
>>332864182
KEK IT UP
>>332864182
when will this faggotry finally die?
>>332900543
>Anthony Burch is a filtered combination
>The real April Fools' joke was tricking the entirety of /v/ into shitposting overdrive for nothing
Bravo.
Now i just wanna be Ebony Cox
we've been fucked guys
night /v/, good luck
>>332900000
Imagine the (You)'s if that post was Anthony Burch as well as quints.
>>332900609
The ridlle is who played with yommama's diddle
I played with yo mama's diddle
>>332900000
>>332901735
*saves illegally*
ITS A AJAODFOASFJAO
fank
>>332901709
Imagine the (you)s if I posted awoo
>>332882732
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
fart in my puss
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