10 MINUTES
I WANNA BE THE C U C K
It was me
I am a hero
ANTHONY "FUCKING" BURCH
What happens in 10 mins?
I bet a $5 steam game that it won't be found
If it is found, then the guy with it gets a $5 game
I am not Anthony Burch.
9/11 was an inside job
I am not a cuckold.
>>332864182
Do you think he's on /v/ right now?
DON'T GIVE UP
ANTHONY BIRCH
I fucking hate Anthony Burch.
I am ready for it to be over.
It all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down...
ÀAAAAAAÆh
At least I'm not Anthony Burch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e056R97svz8
OUR FINAL MOMENT
>>332864182
until what?
All those names will be lost in time like, tears in rain
Time to die
>>332866706
The day in the 4chan server ends.
2 MINUTES
Wake up sheeple
I'm too hungover for this hist
>yfw it's a permanent feature
>>332868745
kek, that would be GOAT.
>>332864182
IT'S
9
P
M
>>332870084
>4chan time (EST) 12:08 am
> Randomized names become a feature
>>332872295
I would just use an anonimizer script.
What is making me upset is the stupid fucking layout.
>>332872786
Im pretty sure Hiroshima Nagasaki will fix it when he wakes up. I do like the randomized names though.
wipe this meme from the face of the earth.
>>332864182
>still doing this shit
Hiro just memed on all of you. Deal with it.
Better luck next year, I guess.
Lel
its over
Moot get
Time is going to fast for life to be in peace.
I SHALL FULFILL THE PROPHECY
KEK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
I AM ANTHONY
Why do I still come to this shithole
>>332877772
because im anthony burch
i give up
Does he know?
>>332864182
guys please stop making fun of me, i've had a hard life
This it my friends we have failed.
>>332878150
never give up, friend.
hi
>>332864182
I'm so tired, guys.
I don't know how much longer I can keep going.
But I know I must.
>>332878279
FUCK YOU
burch here
Cuckify me Cap'n
>>332878279
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Maybe is for the best as, the possibility of another cuck of such magnitude could destroy our universe as we know it, making it a non stop cycle of cuckoldry
I'm going to sleep. Good night /v/ and good luckIt's technically morning but I don't give a fuck
A Burch is a Burch, you can't say it's only a half.
>>332878279
Ahhh
GOD
I KNOW I'VE ASKED FOR A LOT
BUT PLEASE
DO NOT LET ME BE ANTHONY BURCH
>>332864182
oh well
Rei is best gurl
>>332879710
fuck you leather head, im the boss of this gym
Come on guys, i believe in you!!!
You can get the name, i believe in you!!!
Anthony Burch is right around the corner, i believe in you!!!
YAMEROO
Will it happen?
>>332864182
COME ON
>>332864182
it's over.
I enjoy a good cuck.
Simon BELIEVE IN THE BURCH THAT BELIEVES IN YOU
ITS ME YOUR COUSIN
we gonna explode
>>332864182
Last attempt to be the Burch
I wanna be David Bowie
i wanna be the kuck
>>332864182
ceck
I'm glad I'm not Anthony Burch.
In the quietest moments...
We need a hero
>>332864182
Anthony Burch
Cuck me
>>332881053
I wish I could swim. Like dolphins. Like dolphins can swim.
>>332864182
It is always darkest before the dawn of Anthony Burch.
THOUGH NOTHIN, NOTHIN WILL KEEP US TOGETHER...WE CAN BEAT THEM FOREVER AND EVER
THE KEK HAS ARRIVED
Truly our darkest hour
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery stead?
>>332864182
Well at this point i geuss we missed it put me in the subreddit
I am the cuckest.
AND WE CAN BE HEROES JUST FOR ONE DAY
I'll miss this so much
fuck
Always bet on Anthony Burch
Ayyyyy
its not over yet
BUUUUURCH
\V\ - FAT GREASY COCKS VIDEO GAEMS
Why doesn't a mod just fake it and go down as a legend?
>>332878279
Just fuck everything, I don't care anymore.
>>332883141
Will be Anthony Burch
The jews did this
NOW
Here he comes
Miller here.
This is it
Cuck me
Behold
>>332882559
Here comes the rooster
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
If no one has been Anthony Burch so far, no one will be Anthony Burch in the future. And isn't that something we should all be thankful for?
I love to play Hearthstone
Cuckold me
TIME HAS PASSED, NO CHANGE
PERHAPS THEY ARE GIVING US SOME MORE MINUTES TO BURCH IT UP?!
>>332882671
God bless us, everyone.
Buuuuuuurch
You obsession with a cuckold is adorable. Fucking nerds.
senpai please
>>332864182
There is no God, only Burch.
It's over
I like video games.
Is there a database of all the names in the pool of available names? What's the chance of getting Anthony Burch?
>>332864182
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvPjJdqbSc8
THIS IS IT
WE'LL NEVER HAVE ANY MORE CHANCES
KEEP POSTING YOU MEME LOVING FUCKS
I AM HERE AND I AM QUEER.
HELLOOOOOOOO WORLD.
>>332883174
100%
>>332878279
PANIC
last try
I'm Anthony Burch, and I approve this message.
good night /v/ screencap Anthony Burch for me
thanks
God is Dead!
>>332864182
>10 MINUTES
Lying like my ex-wife
>mfw I will never be Anthony Burch
A N T H O N Y
N
T
H
O
N
Y
B U R C H
U
R
C
H
Meh
>>332864182
I'm someone worse than your regular cuck
My wife's son loves this board
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k8craCGpgs
we can do this /v/
There is nothing wrong with being a cuck
At least we cucked Bill Wilson from /tv/.
steal my wii u and call me a cuck
you guessed it right im anthony burch
Next poster is Anthony Burch
I want it I need it need it to make me feel heated
/v/ sucks
next person to get a five is anthony burch
benis
A N T H O N Y B U R C H
Whats with the Anthoney shit?
HERE BE ANTHONY BURCH
BURCH-ER
WITNESS ME
I
T
N
E
S
S
M
E
easiest shitpost of my life
>>332877772
Because you, me, and everyone else is Anthony "The Cuck" Burch
>>332884209
Check this shit big boy
cyyyykaa blyyyyat
>>332884209
Five it is, then
cheki breeki
>>332884209
this 7 says anthony burch is dead forever and we shall never get him
At least I can die knowing that I never was or will be Anthony Burch
shitposting is still shitposting you shills
>>332886550
feels bad man
Дa дoк
by the power of this holy 7, i shall become anthony burch
I'm a cuck because I don't own my wife. Yeah ok.
>>332886681
>>332886838
with the power of this 6 i say nobody gets to be anthony burch
>>332886986
Why did you do this
What if someone got it on another board and nobody knows?
>>332886986
You damn fool! You've doomed us all!
Sorry I'm late
>>332886986
Kept you waiting, huh?
>>332886986
with the power of 5 i counter this
The WORST thing that could happen is a modget.
>>332886986
By the power of this 4, one will become Bill Wilson
>>332864182
HOPE IS NOT LOST
>>332887338
sorry, your five is right here, and none of us will ever be anthony.
just watch me
>>332887338
>>332887338
BURCH
U
R
C
H
>>332887439
I WAS SO CLOSE, I JUST NEEDED ANTHONY
John 3:16
>>332887338
OH FUCK
>>332886986
my dubs say otherwise
Cute name get
>>332864635
>>332864361
Two ryans
>>332887338
FUCK
>>332864182
>10 minutes ago was 3 hours ago
>>332887338
Oh fuck this, I'm going to bed.
>>332886986
Not if my wife's son has anything to say about it
and this 5
the secret is not to try
>>332886986
I disagree, 7
I'll be Anthony Burch. There is no need to sacrifice yourselves. I alone must carry this burden.
Behold. I commeth.
WHAT DOES THIS THREAD MEAN
If Anthony Burch get I will kill myself right now.
>>332887617
my 9 confirms that anthony shall never come
>>332864635
DIO!
I hate video games
>>332887817
What did he mean by this?
If I roll a 5, reply to the post below me like it's the best name in this thread
There was Antonio Burch on /a/.
>>332886986
Fuck you Faggot.
as
>>332887897
too bad you got a 7
Burch get
>>332887897
my 7 says that anthony shall come in three posts
>>332887338
>Todd
>Burch
The mods are mocking us.
>>332864182
burch get
Donald Trump get
What if /v/ can't turn back if until we get Anthony Burch?
Well it was a good effort, faggots. But noone is anthony burchbut me.
Check my sextuples.
fds
buck
>>332887839
Lucky you!
>>332887897
Nice try, but Anthony Burch will appear in ten minutes, the Kek prophecy states it, and my 4 confirms it
>>332888036
ITS CLOSE
Anybody looking for Anythong: stop.
I was here the whole time.
>trying to shitpost as fast as i can
>click all the images of water until there are none left
>invalid
Fuck you
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Fjfj
If my first name starts with a D and my last name starts with an F, bring dubs back to /v/
>>332888238
The search continues.
>>332883817
Do you have a screen cap?
>tfw I am anthony burch
My 3 confirms Anthony Burch is coming
>>332888347
IT HAS BEEN DECREED
Why's everyone so riled up.
>>332888347
witnessed
>>332884209
First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft.
Thanks for getting Bill Wilson for us guys, shame about that burch guy though.
>>332888347
CHECKED
Hey guys, what's going on?
When will it end?
ur all retarts
Lol you're all faggots
>>332888543
Why would you shoot someone before throwing them out of a plane?
>>332888347
If my name starts with F and second with T Anthony will appear, if nothing, check my 2
>>332888523
Shut your whore mouth faggot ARGGGHHH
>>332888347
SCREENCAP THIS AND SEND IT TO ASIAN MOOT
POST YOUR FACE WHEN YOU'RE NOT ANTHONY BURCH!
KEK ME UP
>>332884209
Will I?
I am bad at this
>>332888347
GOD HAS SPOKEN, BRING THE DUBS
>>332888347
Good lord.
>>332888721
> said the poster with a speshal snowflake name.
>>332887338
>>332888347
CHECKED
aaaahh
JUST KEK MY LIFE UP
If you had cared from the start, none of this would have happened
Getting Kanye West
I love anime!
>>332887338
It was within out grasp but still, it could not be helped
>>332888949
SO CLOSE, BUT SO FAR
It's over
Test
I AM THE BURCH