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>no vidya cosplay thread
Let's do this.
G-guys ;_;
are there no fucking hot muscular buff men doing cosplays?
>>318413451
What?
>>318413629
I'm sure there are, but I don't know any. Sorry.
>>318411415
OP, I just want to get into cosplay so I can see myself in one of these threads. How do into cosplay?
>>318413852
Squats.
>>318411415
monitoring this thread
also post more lewd butts faggots
>>318413852
Are you a gigantic slut willing to dress as overly sexual characters and to accept money to suck the cum out of nerd dicks at anime cons?
>Yes
You're a cosplayer
>No
You're not a cosplayer
>>318413852
Being a slut is a good first step.
Opinions about this Cosplay Parade in Mexico?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9yh7ztsWcA
>>318414313
Holy fucking shit.
>>318414463
Sweet Lord and Jesus Christ
>>318414463
Holy shit, girls with daddy issues and psychological disorders with access to media that glorifies absurdly and unrealistic crazily sexual designs is the best thing our society managed to achieve.
>tfw no qt3.14 gf to have hot cosplay sex with
>>318414463
>>318414591
>>318414712
>>318414831
Every single time people ask why Prince of Persia was better than Assassins Creed, just post this.
>>318414925
>>318414712
I WANNA STICK MY WEENER IN HER BUTTHOLE
>>318414930
People don't seriously ask that question though, right?
>>318414463
>>318414712
>>318414925
Holy fucking shit, she manages to be hotter than the actual character
>>318414925
wew lad.
>>318414374
pls respond
>>318413904
>Kats
>Shirt buttoned
>Tits not on display
>Probably wears a bra
0/10
>>318415026
>>318414925
>>318414712has there ever been an accidental butthole slip at a con? pls respond
>>318411415
Can't we rename it in Vidya cockplay?
>>318414930
But this has nothing to do with POP actually presenting interesting platforming challenges
Also it's from the worst post-reboot game
>>318415384
I assume all Tharja cosplayers do.
>>318415339
It was supposed to be pre-transformation cosplay.Which is a bit lazy, but still okay. You rarely see SK cosplay that is not by absolute pig disgusting things
>>318414374
EL CHAPULIN COLORADO!
>>318415384
they do it for free if you bring a beer pack or liquor bottles
>>318415052
Raidou Kuzunoha vs king abadon, amirite?
>>318415384
Generally no
>>318415339
Kat wears a bra, just a weird one that goes around the back
I want to have sex with Purblind while she's dressed as Tharja. I'll cut through the body stocking with my dick and slide it all over her cute pale skin, then stick it in her cute butthole.Then I'll force my dick down her throat while she looks at me with her cute cross eyes. I want to cum on her face and costume before she goes to a convention so I can see her have fun and explore the con with my semen all over her.
Friendly reminder that per one slutty cosplayer there are thousands of women who just like to cosplay normally. Not every single one of us likes to prance around half naked for virgins to drool over.
>>318415052
maridah is a miracle of the universe
>>318415663
yeah right
>>>/cgl/
>>318415384
Depends. I don't know how it is on the US, but I've gone to quite a few cons in Brazil, and there were girls in Rio dressed like "Bunny costume Riven" and other fetishy cosplays that were handing out escort cards complete with prices after the con.
A friend of mine paid for a blwojob from some slut dressed as Yoko. According to him, she wasn't sucked like a vaccum, and charged for the cumshot, not for the time, so he kind of lost a lot of money for a 4 minute blowjob
>>318415663
sjw confirmed
>>318414463
>>318414712
>>318414925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdOstVSouao
Give me the booty.
>>318415660
I was forcing myself to not post that image because I didn't have the copypasta. Thanks.
>>318414178
>>318413936
>>318414204
I'm a man. Do I get /fit/ or do I become a femboy and shave?
>>318415663
>Not every single one of us likes to prance around half naked
Okay. I've never seen anyone claim otherwise. Stop pretending you're a victim because someone else is doing something you're not.
>>318415384
After Nyanners got caught sucking that dude off last year, I don't doubt anything anymore.
>>318415756
Post delicious brazilian cosplay.also lemme see those escort cards, fellow huebro
>>318415663
>Per one slutty cosplayer there are thousands of ugly women who claim moral highground
>>318415881
Fit is the only option.
Femboy is forfaggots
>>318415528
T H I C K
H
I
C
K
>>318415663
>Not every single one of us likes to prance around half naked for virgins to drool over.
Then prance your sorry ass out here jabroni, we want hot sluts not retarded girls that dress up for escapism.
>>318415881
It depends. Are you a faggot?
>>318415968
Is that why she stopped posting things?
>>318415983
I have no ideia where the card I got is, since it happened back in february, but I believe my friend took pics for his blog and even had one with the girl that he paid for the blowjob.
I'll ask him about it. I'l post it here if the thread is still alive.
>>318416005
>>318416107
I'm a heterosexual 19 year old skinny boy who has been confused for a girl before. I have literally no interest in men or shemale/trap shit.
Although girls dressed manly can be k.I do like the idea of men jerking to me though desu.
>>318415663
>Not every single one of us likes to prance around half naked for virgins to drool over
>us
>>318416287
Can't wait.
>>318415663
Friendly reminder that there are also men who cosplay as an excuse to wear abnormally reveling clothingI'm one of them
It encourages me to actually go to the gym and is the only time I ever get female attention
Remember:
Cosplay IS consent. If you're a sexually frustated KV, and you see a girl walking around with her ass hanging out, it's not high-brow art.
Feel free to slap her butt
>>318416474
>4chan filename
No
>>318416495
will do chap
>No photo-bomber
>Two anime cons each year where I live
>Plenty of cute girls cosplaying
>tfw too shy to even come close to talk to them
>>318416495
As someone who has been a regular at NYCCC every year for like, ever, I can confirm this is true.
No, seriously. ESPECIALLY if you're in costume, it works.
>>318416461post pics
>>318416325
Squats. Pushups. Pullups. Run like your dick is on fire and the only way to put it out is to run farther. Don't worry about investing in all the workout flare yet. Browse fit at your discretion but just Google to avoid all the gay shit.
>>318413629
There exists some, not in these threads on /v/ usually
>>318413852
Assuming you are a girl, lots of squats and a general really slutty kind of cosplay. Sexy version works too.
>>318416650
Cosplayers are either bitchy or sluts. They either get annoyed thinking that you want to fuck them, or they'll give you a price to fuck them.
>>318416698
FUCKING MOAR
>>318416518
I cant wait for a P.A.W.G to do Quiet cosplay. Average ass does not do it for me no matter what its dressed up in.
>>318415863
>implying its copypastaI really want Purblind to come to a con in my city so I can get her drunk, then fuck her until her eyes uncross then fuck her until they cross more.
>>318416698
>having a girlfriend that is into cosplay
>fucking her in all those lewd costumes
That is my ultimate dream
>>318416408
But Kratos would have black hair. Shit cosplay.
>>318416698
its a man, dont get your hopes up
>>318416698
One lad fulfilled his dream, there is hope.
>>318416708
to get fit? I just started running. It's hard since I got something wrong with my chest, but I do it anyway. Trying to change my diet to get more calories in so I can start gaining.
>>318416735
nason. male.
>>318416325
post picture of legs/stomach
>>318416843
Close, but no cigar.
>>318416843
Closebut no cigar.
>>318414925
This webm was posted a couple days ago and got little to no replies. Thats how you know /v/ is full of mostly queers.
She knows how to works them hips. Bet she is absolutely wild in bed.
>>318416735
>muscular buff men
>posts a dyel who has lifted for 1 month
you fucking kidding, son?
>>318416937
It must be tough being a grill who just likes to dress up in her favorite character's clothes and ends up being stalked on the internet by pathetic virgin losers like this guy.
>>318417130
I want Reddit to leave.
>>318415453
Is this woman still with that fat manchild?
>>318417130
well to be fair purrblind has very bad eyesight so she might not even see it
>>318417130
I think life is easy for her. He's the on who must have it tough
>>318416685No, then people will see it and know that's why I cosplay and that's embarrassing
>>318416937
Post more Purblind.
>>318411415
anyone interested in nude pics?
Got 2-3 lurking on an external harddrive, although her body and boobs are kinda disappointing
>>318416698
sauce?
You know /v/, i've actually come to like female cosplayers, because they KNOW they are being sexualized and they're totally fine with it.
>>318417098
I think i know about what thread you talk, i have it saved
And yes that webm got 4 replys then
>>318416843
Fucking. Amazing.
>no cigar in mouth
9/10
>>318417353
Yes.
>>318417130
>implying she doesn't get off to it
>implying she doesn't like it
Women are people too. What if she actually does like the attention of creepy old perverts?
>>318417024
na, too hairy. Only reason I don't shave is so I don't get confused as a girl in public.
>>318417103
It was the wrong pic, meant to post the Duke Nukem one.
Ahh, Cos, or some say Cosplay...
Do you hear our prayers?
No, we shall not abandon the thread.
No one can catch us! No one can stop us now!
>>318416998
Spoiler. You're not going to look like Zyzz in a year. Best thing for your heart is pacing. Endurance train that motherfucker and get your BPM under control. Sure you can start hogging calories and hitting the gym, but when you look in a mirror in half a year and see you're just fatter with not much muscle mass you WILL get discouraged. You MAY give up and then you're just fatter and depressed and not fit. Build a routine without spending any money first. Local HS track? Use that shit. Bleachers? Use that shit. Get a routine and be happy with the fact that exercising sucks dick before you decide to try and gain muscle mass before you invest too much money and time into it.
>>318417353
No costume no interest
>>318416843
Close, butno cigar.
I wonder what those retards at /cgl/ think about all the cosplayers that use it to whore themselves out and fuck nerds at cons
>>318417353
sure fire ahead
>>318414591
>that hair
>dat booty
Just sit on my dick senpai
>>318414374
>Humaru-chan
MUH HEART
HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>318416474
Yeah.
>>318417509
>You're not going to look like Zyzz in a year
you will never look like zyzz. unless you roid
>>318417551
H-how do you know they fuck nerds ?
>>318415453
Big tits, but man does she look brain-dead.
>>318417551
>whore themselves out and fuck nerds at cons
I assure you that doesn't happen
Everyone's favorite HW girl
>>318417498
Is that supposed to be Akihiko?
kek
>>318417720
Fair point, but most of the guys who want to become fit see his ass plastered all over without knowing about roids and go "I wanna look like that!' Best to cut those dreams at the root.
>>318417726
Because a girl dressed as sexy Link or some shit witha mini skirt asked me if I had money, and then offered me a blowjob
>white girls dressed up as Japanese characters
Unless you are a pretty face and do the cosplay REALLY well, this shit looks goofy as fuck on Caucasians.
>>318417726
>Posting Noriko for ants
Can confirm the post of the Brazillian anon about cosplayers handing out escort cards. Happened to me in Sao Paulo. The girl even was sponsored by a fucking love hotel.
>>318417509
Where I live theres a big circle in my area that I run around late at night. I already do some light exercising now.I don't want to look like Zyzz, just in shape.
>>318415968
wat
>>318417875
Thats cool anon,i must remember to bring cash with myself
I just want to cosplay as the Highwayman from Dankest Dungeon and avoid as much weeb shit as possible.
>>318417924
What about Mexicans?
>>318417924
You say that as if the majority of anime characters look remotely Asian to begin with
>>318417551
ask them faggot
>Tfw friend has been asking me to cosplay with him and a couple friends at a con next spring
I dunno seems kinda weird
>>318418049
Then you're halfway there. Eat right, treat your body right and put in the hours exercising. Just remember. If it was fun and easy, everyone would be doing it.
>>318418049
I was a nearly obese fatass, started running dragged by a friend that was worried by my head, and now I have some really strong legs at least, and I'm losing weight to boot.
>>318415660
I've met her a few times cause a good friend of mine is a good friend of hers. I would do all those things but other than that shes pretty fucking insufferable.
>>318417924
but all japanese characters are white
>>318417924
>this stupid fucking argument again
So a a german character shouldn't be cosplayed by a white cunt then
>inb4 > germany >white
Yeah yeah my point is, fuck you.
>>318418040
Which convention did you go to?
>>318418098
>that 0/10 hair ruining an otherwise 10/10 character
I will never not be mad.
>>318418195
Shitty auto correct:
>Dragged by a friend that was worried about my health
>>318414463
SWEET CHRIST
>>318416474
Hello 9balls
>>318418268
at least they're cornrows and not an undercut
>>318418104
Who are they?
>>318418261
A big time event. I believe it was fantasy 2013.
>>318417642
Hnnnnnggggg
MOAR PLEASE
hnngg
Never fuck a cosplayer in bodypaint.
Fucked an Aayla Secura once, and she painted her whole fucking body and that fucking blue got all over me and the sheets and would not fucking come off.
>>318418268
>0/10 hair
Fuck you, the heir is the best part.
>>318418489
Nigga we know you bragging. That's the best problem you've ever had to deal with.
>>318418489
DaneCookTriangleScrub.gif
>Pulled up the skirt of a cute Taiga cosplayer inside a school anime-con in guadalajara last year and fucked her right then and there.
That was a great day.
>>318418132
>>318418232
>>318418236
I'm talking about Japanese characters that are suppose to be Japanese.
>>318418465
mirin
on my way to that body
>>318418681
thread needs more purblind
>>318416107
...and here comes the non-vidya.
>>318411415
Tharja is the worst wife in Awakening, fucking abusive bitch.
Other than that, yeah I'd fuck her.
Are cosplayers really sluts that have sex for money, or is that just a meme?
>>318419012
some of them do, some of them don't
>>318418924
YES
GUNBUSTAH
Imagine
>your dick
>inside that ass
what a feeling
>>318418576
>He likes dyke haircuts
Ew.
>>318418924
>>318419039
MY FUCKIN NIGGERS
>>318418924
Ignore the guy.
>>318418925
Fuck you
>>318419187
would use her
>>318418924
>camera filename
L O N D O N
>>318418924
a bit derpy tho
>>318418925
Nah, you're a fag.
>>318419187
Damn, you got me good.Source?
>>318419187
oh no i am a gay now :(
>>318419012
Most cosplayers do it for free.
>>318419187
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCKING GROSS
>>318419187
/v/ was bamboozled again!
>>318419187
Just as expected
>>318419291
>her
>>318418180
>>318418195
I just want to be a beautiful person. Can't do that shit without effort son. Hopefully I can look k by pax east. Like not buff, but at least I'll look nice.
>>318419187
i'm gonna fucking puke
>>318417924
but anon, anime characters are caucasian
>>318419338
yes they fuck like rabbits, just dont expect they are going to fuck you, that would be disgusting
>>318419312
>>318419214
>Literally abuses her daughter
>>318419086
>dyke haircuts
>>318414463
Needs to work on her strut
4/10
what is it about cosplayers?
one hundred percent of the time shes a fucking butterface
>>318419450
>Implying they have a choice
Chloroform is a magic little thing
>>318418924
Ill show her hard work and guts
With my dick
>>318419357
>>318419364
>>318419372
>>318419326
>>318419325
Who had a dick?
>>318414654
Do you say that every time you get an erection?
>>318419665
I respectfully disagree.
>>318419702
>>318416698
>>318419665
You can exercise away fat. You can't exercise awayugly
>>318419665
You gotta be extra slutty when you're a butterface. Just enough to make the guy forget about it.
>>318419187
Disgusting
>>318419806
That is excellent
>>318419801
What a cutie. Is she Spanish?
>>318419801
my heart oh no
>>318412804
NEVER
EVER
>>318419086
>not liking dyke haircuts
>>318419504
>posts incase
>in an argument about dykes/straight chicks
I'M ON TO YOU
>>318420070
>posting a man
Not helping senpai
>>318420078
I wonder what kind of guys she'd go for.
>>318420115
that trap Quiet get me so hard
>tfw there is no good LISA cosplay
>Nobody has done Brad
>Nobody has done Buddy (well)
>Nobody has done Rando
>Nobody has done Terry Hintz
>>318414925
Who is she cosplaying as?
>>318420213
Stop being creepy.
>>318420278
That ugly twat from prince of persia
>>318420278
Shahdee from PoP Warrior Within. And she manages to look hotter than the actual character.
>>318420356
haha i just wonder what her feet smell like haha
>>318420202
what's the matter anon, can't handle a girl who would slap your shit?
>>318419801
>>318420078
>>318420165
http://mimi-lee.deviantart.com/
>>318420231
Check out that shnoze.
>>318420526
Who that?
Or how is this relevant if it's just a girl? am I missing a reference?
>>318420115
Hairstyles dont denote someones sexuality. Also
>recognizing Incase
Im on to you too.
>>318420526
is that even cospaly
>>318420626
>>318420659
Life is Strange.
>>318420626
>>318420659
Maxu Crofieldo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBAVQmbNbBs
>>318420446
fuck i really want to get beat up by a chick like that, while she is riding me
>>318420659
You can easily tell who she is suppose to be, so yes
I can't find the touma cosplay one.
>>318420823
So serious, I bet shes whild in the sheets.
>>318420928
>just as ugly as the in game model
Perfect cosplay desu
>>318420965
>>318420975
IT'S A MIRACLE
>>318421045
>she
You did it on purpose, didnt you?
>>318421045
>it
>>318421045
Why would you even ironically post about that?
I mean, you know full well who is it. What's the point?
>>318420213
Guys like me
Is it weird if the reason I decided to slim down to a healthy weight is because I wanted to have sex with cosplayers?
>>318421047
Oddly I found her proportions in person kind of cute.
Had the chav voice down to a pat though.
>>318412804
eww
>>318421217
this man deserved the blizzcon 2013 grand prize
>>318421217
That Trevor in the background is pretty good too
>>318421278
>I did a thing to enlarge the chances of reproduction/getting laid
AM I WEIRD YET GUYS
>>318421278
Have you ever had sex with them so far?
>>318421217
>qt asian rider in the back
>"you a busta, senpai"
>>318411415
>completely missing your eyes with the pencil
This will never not look hilarious.
>>318421392
Not yet. It's my current life goal.
>>318421278
What other point is there to getting fit?
Do cosplayers actually like the games of the characters they cosplay as?
>>318416698
There are anons that think this is a gurl. Kek.
>>318421459
You and me both
>>318416698
what a faggot
>>318421481
Id say no to about a third of them. Others probably have a base understanding of the series their character is from.
>>318421450
I think they just don't have the balls (lol) to do it properly.
Putting eyeliner on is pretty fucking scary m8.
>>318421481
the ones in niche fandoms, yes
the more popular a franchise is, the less likely the cosplayer's affinity with the franchise is
>>318414591
Usually giant man shoulders look bad, apparently everyone should just be wearing pauldrons.
>>318420965
How do you manage to make normal clothing look awkward as fuck?
>>318415663
Friendly reminder nobody gives a shit about your non-sexy, super accurate cosplay
>>318421959
Ridiculously oversized clothing
>>318421278
Reasons don't matter anon.
Some people work out because they're bored.
>>318420965
Fucker could've atleast shaved.
>>318421959
He looks old as fuck like 29 or something.
>>318416968
Only makes my dick harder
>>318422170
What a qt.
>>318417353
Yea, please.
>>318414532
Mah nigga.
>>318420784
I'm such a weeb. This looks way better
>>318417353
Of course.
I actually know her in person, wouldn't mind some nude pics.
>>318422272
Literally
Perfect
Goddess
>>318422449
Edgy
>>318422520
>i haven actually played the game.
>>318422262
>29
>old as fuck
No need to be rude, son.
>>318414463
>the qt girls showing visible signs of arousal
It's the hundreds and thousands on the icing on the cake lads
>>318421640
>>318421450
She has white eyeliner on the inner eyelid to make her eyes seem slightly larger at a distance.
>>318422631
>thin lips
>perfect
Yeah nah
>>318422720
25 and still mistaken for an 18 year old.
Thanks, fellow white men, for being overweight and having bad skin, and balding.
>>318422726
There's no way the brunette watching didn't become a full on lesbian from that.
>>318414925
this is too much
I don't even know if this is vidya
>Paying expensive rates to fuck cosplay whores
>shit i rather lose weight and get a gf thats into that type of shit
>>318423053
please, she's taking mental notes.
>>318417353
K-KANA n-nudes?
Holy shit. Please post them anon.
>>318423026
>25 and still mistaken for an 18 year old.
are you short
>>318423086
>high heels
Trashman.dds
>>318423152
Nigga, you don't have to pay anything at all!
>>318422775
How did this guy not get charged with sexual harassment
>>318422553
Feels trap man
>>318423298
He received consent
>>318423180
Yea, my exact reaction.
The only thing I've had which was the closest, were some wet T-shirt pictures, but the precious goods were overshadowed by some shitty text
>>318423298
Because it is staged.
>>318423181
Most people stop growing at 18 so that's not a factor. No, I just don't have shit skin and balding like most
I think the worst thing a guy can do to age himself is enjoying smoking, alcohol, and unnecessary exposure to the sun.
>>318423164
More like pictures.
>>318423396
Post whatever you have friend
>>318423145
Really, nigger?
>>318422515
More Enji, please.
>tfw face looks too manly
>feet are huge
>hairy as fuck
>tfw I will never be able to trap
>>318423396
Hope he was't trolling, if he is, he sure got me
Has anyone got that Reimu cosplay photo?
It's a group photo.
Reimu is sitting down in the middle.
She is a brunette.
She has freckles.
She has dimples.
She is INCREDIBLY cute.
>>318423551
Maybe in another life, boss.
>>318417861
>Blakihiko
>>318423313
wait, really? but she looks pretty cute
>>318423551
You'd actually be pretty amazed what you can do with makeup. Aside from the feet, most of those can be dealt with unless you're the fucking crimson chin.
>>318423375
>>318423415
>tfw you'll never get to slap cosplayer butts
>>318423518
I'm sorry, currently at work and forgot to start my pc when I went outside.
Maybe I can find them tho.
>>318423672
Probably is.
I haven't seen her naked pictures yet, and honestly, who doesn't want them, (esp if you know her in person).
>>318423972
Yea its a dude, he has a deviantart with side by side comparisson
>>318423985
Dress up as deadpool.
It's sexual harassment dressed up as dank memes.
>>318423551
I'm not trap tier but I've got enough of a baby face that I could most likely pull off a wide variety of featureless anime pretty boys. Too bad I have no interest in going to cons ever. I'll just use my sewing abilities to crank out a subtle vidya shirt for myself every now and then.
>>318423972
It is a trap.
He had a deviantart page where he posted his cosplays.
Unfortunately it's gone iirc
>>318423737
I have em on my comp, if you check back in 2 hours ill post em.
>>318424007
GODSPEED
>>318423760
I guess so.
>>318423981
You can't change much about your facial structure. My chin is normal but I have a decent jawline and a big nose.
>>318414712
nice sidevulva
>>318424197
Buff up and fo fuck traps if you cant be one
>>318424374
I started "lifting" 2 weeks ago, I'm going to make it!I was only able to lift the pole by itself, without any additional weights.
>>318424007
pls deliver
>>318414463
>>318414591
>>318414712
>>318414925
Goddamn, I wish I was a woman with a body like that. That ass is amazing though.
>>318423036
Those knees are too fat.
>>318423375
She didnt know hes gonna lift up her skirt and give her ass a slap tho
Still, they're good friends so she wouldn't get mad
>>318424528
i'd let her slay my monster if you know what i mean
>>318424494
Jesus, Anon. I know you're exaggerating but how weak are you?
>>318424528
breasts are too big
hairdye is too metallic
>>318416063
worst girl.
>>318424532
Instagram - kanacosplay
Some good stuff there, I can't be arsed to search the web atm.
>>318424528
>posting the low res version that somehow is even lower quality
why
>>318416698
im jelly.
>>318424494
Bet you can't even do 10 push ups
>>318414925
I want to stick her weiner in my butthole
WAIT NO I MEAN
>>318424753
I am not exaggerating, I really am that weak. I'm like 55kg and the pole weighs a bit less than a fourth of that I think.
>>318424753
dont bully
im a different anon and i started as well a while back
a friend recommended a beginner workout with 3 sets of 20 reps of each squats, pushups and situps
i could do max 10 pushups
>>318424494you calling the bar "the pole" made me giggle
but for real
you're at the point where after like 2 months you'll start seeing some results, but this is a very dangerous area, as many people get complacent and give up
DON'T GIVE UP. MAKE IT. BECOME WHAT YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE.I believe in you
>>318424775
>complaining about that pointless shit
>not about the nose ring
>>318425072
>>318425012
Not any of them, but I'm 5'7" 128 lbs and I can probably do about 40 pushups, but I Got shit endurance.
>>318424494
>I was only able to lift the pole by itself,
how are you weaker than a middle-schooler
was it a heavy pole or something
>>318424494
Keep going.
I weighed almost 100kg and vomited almost every time I did squats at first. Then it went better.
And now something acceptable seems to start shaping out.
>>318424007
I've seen her at connichi last year. Her cosplay wasn't that revealing though...
>>318425187
>but I Got shit endurance.
you don't run/jog?
>>318425012
>>318425072
66kg myself and 5ft 10, had to do some lifting before getting a job or a sack of spuds could tip me over.
Keep at it.
Luckily anything I've ever cosplayed has just been a skinny dark haired guy from an anime.
>>318424963
Joke's on you, I barely managed to do 11.
>>318425159
My best friend and my cousin are going to be training with me plus I have lots of time this year. Biggest issue is gaining weight.
>>318425216
I haven't exercised at all since 2 years.
>>318425072
Different anon here, I could do 0 "normal" pushups when I started, so you're still better off
>>318425047
>>318425261
work on your legs brah.
>>318425261
Never skip
>>318425364
I'm starting to now. I'm an anon that posted earlier in the thread.
>>318425306
They never are, but if there is a chance of some win, then we all want to see them.
>>318425389
Were they proper push ups tho
>>318424494
dont worry anon. we all have to start somewhere. i was like you but a year and a half later, i can lift all kinds of wights. just believe in yourself and dont quit.
>>318425615
Godspeed, anon.
>>318425591
I went all the way down, I promise.
>>318425647
Thank you brobro
>>318425615
Can't post that on a christian image board!
>>318425615
MOAR
>>318411415
This whole thread
>>318414463
BREHS
>>318423551
>slight possibility of being trap
>major areas I need fixing are shoulders and face
>live with normie family
The only goal I can say I'm working towards is a feminine ass. So far it ain't working out but I have to do it for the booty.
>>318425570
>they never are
>>318425615
I want to see more of that butthole.
>>318425261
Hey, I've been trying to get as far as I can without any gym/supplements.
I'm doing alright in the chest department but my fucking arms will just not grow. Any tips?
>>318425615
that's not a cosplay, is a sex costume found in any sexshop
>>318426010
she is too plump. I am a 21st century man
>>318425770
>>318426075reddit.com/r/mistygates
>>318425445
>>318425514
Try not to. Pects are a far greater problem.
>>318426010
I'm not saying this is the best cosplay in the thread because Sonico is not that hard to cosplay but holy shit, that's a nice body.
>>318426156
L O W T E S T
O
W
T
E
S
T
>>318416765
I'm okay with those odds
>get buff
>hit on traps
>they dont like you
Feelsbadman
>>318426276
You're welcome.
>>318426120
I don't really think I'm the person you should ask since I consider arms to be a problem for myself. Sorry
>>318426316
Its not always lowtest, some men like bbws the other like bones.
>>318426225
nice dirty fingernails
wonder when she'll fuck off to the barn where she was raised
>>318423551
My issue is that I have a pretty masculine face. Sunken eyes, angular nose, squarish jaw.
I have long hair (20 inches or so) and when I got my bangs cut short earlier this year, I was told that I looked cute.
Fastforward to summer of this year and when I tied my hair back into a ponytail, I was told that it suited me because "you still look like a boy".
So I don't know what to do. Makeup isn't an option because I'm a 19 year old living with his parents and attending university.
>>318426632
>bbw
have you looked at her waist m8? Or her belly?
>>318426434
LOOK AT IT
FUCK
>>318424494
Nigga, is you serious? That's only 45lbs...
>>318426241
>Pects
>greater problem
"PECTS" are the easiest fucking thing to do. LRN 2 PUSH UP
>>318426812
Im not surprised, i see guys like this at the gym all the time, they just need to improve arms strength with dumble curls
>>318426892
You might have a genuine learning disability if you think push ups are anywhere near proper bench pressing or flies in terms of pectoral hypertrophy
>>318414925
Sauce
>>318423972
You can stop pretending now you know?
>>318427051
Bench pressing helped me do pushups.
>>318414463
oh lawdy
>>318427271
Stopping to be a fat fuck is what helped me.
>>318426892
>lrn
I can do push ups easily. Can't do bench for shit. I've been stuck on 75kg for like 2 month. And before that I spent god knows how much time trying to cross 65 border.
>brunettes
Trash.
>>318423145
I think you're on the wrong board friend
>>318427398
Holy shit dude
my fucking dick
>>318426010
I meant the ones on conventions, not the fanservice ones. Might aswell be Nana [/spoiler]except that she sells nude
>>318427392
Well yea, obviously. Im a big guy, and the combo of bench and dumbell curls helped me, I think a lot of anons should try this out.
>>318427535
>>318427504
>>318427398
>>318427123
>>318427005
>>318426434
What videojuego is this?
>>318427005
>These postage stamp sized pictures
>>318427675
>big guy
For me?
>>318427703
http://k-a-n-a.deviantart.com/gallery/
>>318427732
Cmon son...
>>318427123
>>318427398
>>318427535
Why wear something see through if you are going to go with the old suckgut?
>>318427535
>her bf is an ugly nerd
i-is there still hope for us guys?
>>318427782
Last one for now. Might continue later if the thread is still up.
>>318416698
GF or cosplayer?
>>318417874
>tfw 5'10 and 264 pounds
i think at this point i should just try to look like a bear
>>318427994
Guy.
Do people who cosplay have mental issues?
I mean, you'd have to be retarded to take part in this right?
>>318427961
He either is a dope person,has a huge dick, or rich.
>>318427961
If you're into fat chicks then yeah.
>>318417831
>not cage
0/10
>>318428165
She's just a fat chick, remember these picks are airbrushed. He's probably just some regular fatty.
>>318428136
You do know there is board full of female cosplayers here right? You could visit it if you want, but i really wouldn't recommend it.
>>318427961
>she has a bf
oh damn
>>318428136
A certain amount of whimsy is needed, or being an extrovert.
I once grew a ponytail, wore a shellsuit jacket, walked around at a con with a brown bottle in hand and people asked me to fake slap them.
It's amusing when people get certain references.
>>318427842
Are these bitches really there to have sex with nerds?
>>318428136
I wouldn't categorize it in the same field as schizophrenia. Just another harmless hobby, or a way to rake money in.
>>318428321
>That
>Fat
If that's fat then I'm all over that
>>318423551
>Be me
>Have masculine face
>Bearded like a motherfucker
>Have super feminine hips
>Be told by people in gym that if I lose enough weight I could look like a thick girl
what do
>>318428582
Not really nerds, but generally ok to good looking men would get pussy at anime cons like nothing. If you are into to boipussy, you can find a lot of crossdressers at cons.
>>318414374
So, what do you think about this Parade?
>>318424494
20 kilos?
are you kidding? How is that even possible?
>>318428684
follow your dreams
>>318428684
Become thick trap or post butt here
>>318428806
>>318428828
alright
time to lose like
150 pounds
>>318428684
why are gym folk telling you that?
>>318423086
Finally a shiny Zero Suit.
>>318428684
shave, wig covering the sides of your face, wear glasses, learn makeup and contouring.
>>318415663
Friendly reminder that per one virgin shitposter there are thousands of laid guys who just like to shitpost normally. Not every single one of us is a virgin.
See how easy it is to generalize?
>>318428635
RIP Cuuko and Anna;-;
>>318429106
i dunno
people are public university gyms are weird
>>318429156
Okay I think I'm officially go trap now. I want have an ass like that.
>>318419342
I see vagina
>>318429232
I think that was a bait post m8.
>>318415663
There's cosplay and there's slutty cosplay.
2 different things.
>>318429106
people who go to the gym are gay
>>318417381
I know right?
I only go out with whores and escorts for the same reason.
>>318427123
>cowtits
>>318424494
To be honest i need to hit the gym again too,I used to exercise but stopped over the summer, ended up not eating as often too,I appear to look skinnier but haven't lost too much weight so I'm not sure what's wrong right now.
I probably need to get away from here
>>318429156
I've lost count of how many times I've fapped to this.
>>318427782
>>318427967
I'd feed her my milk
>>318429993
>not wanting to suck the milk out of those tits
>>318430148
The tits would be used to extract the milk in the proper way, right into her mouth.
just walked outside, found this
>>318430148
>>318430316
>not doing bothsimultaneously
>>318430148
>tfw no busty gf wiling to breastfeed me
>>318430534
you wishand so do I
>>318430650
dam anon u so agile
>>318430793
>Tfw no busty gf to get a nursing handjob from
>>318424173
please do good sir
>>318431172
>you will never lay on the couch with your gf's big tit in your mouth, casually sucking her milk down your throat while she casually strokes your dick
>you'll never have that brief moment of despair when she takes her tit out of your mouth and has to adjust her position to put the other one in
>>318431172
>>318431486
>>318430793
stop triggering things I've been suppressing for years
>>318431303
Im almost done with classes, so help me god if you are not here when i post em
>>318431486
>tfw no gf with cowtits willing to feed me strawberry milk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBYmiqad_-M
>>318431486
>tfw
This could be the one thing that will keep me going actually. I want a gf like that.
>>318411415
HHHHNNNGGGGG
>>318428136
all people have mental issues
its perfectly normal
>>318415968
BRUH WHAT
I'm gonna need proof of Nyanner's being lewd. Does she talk in her loli voice during?
>>318431597
thread is about to 404. post here instead: >>318432127
>>318431776
>>318432028
>your gf will never tell you that she plans to stay with your for the weekend and that she has a surprise for you
>this surprise is that the only meals you can have that weekend is her milk straight from her tits
>you can do whatever depraved sexual shit you want to her as long as your only meals are her milk
>>318431893
HOW ARE HER TITS NOT FALLING OUT? Those shits look heavy.
>>318432389
Space Station grade adhesive
>>318414013
more
>>318432389
Sucktion.
>>318432308
I'd love a gf like that.
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