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>>317701845
>>317702125
>implying
>>317702125
Someone mod this pic to have pc have a fuckhueg homemade liquid cooling rig that's leaking fluid everywhereanyone ever wonder what it would smell like haha
>>317702125
>25°
>hot
>>317702175
My Xbox One generally seems to run fairly quiet and cool, unlike my PS4, which turns into a tornado in a box whenever it gets above 80.
My PC naturally gets kind of loud because I unlock the fan so that it will prevent the GPU from automatically downstepping itself because it reaches the heat threshold too fast. You pay so much money for a GPU and they set it to throttle itself to the base level card in the series after fucking 45 or 60 minutes.
>>317702391
Probably made some fucking eurofag.
It was 120 here last summer.
>>317702391
>>317702467
If it gets that hot where you live you are not living in the correct environment for human beings. Enjoy your sweat and stink and suffering.
>>317702125
poor toasty
>>317702175
Xbone is cool and quiet as hell
with fucking huge size comes great ventilation
>>317702593
>you are not living in the correct environment for human beings
I know but i can't move until I finish college. pls send help.
>>317702327haha
>>317702391
>25°
>Not hot
Delusional.
>>317702593
>If it gets that hot where you live you are not living in the correct environment for human beings
humans aren't sissies, we can live almost anywhere
>>317702125
>>317701845
>Fahrenheit
is this some sort of shit joke
>>317702825
My hometown was usually around 0° on winter and 30° on summer.
>>317702867
go eat a sausage Yuro this is the dawning of American hours
What does the Intellivision look like as a console tan?
>>317702125
Someone should get the Nvidia a parasol
>>317703010
I'm american and I use metric. Only gringos use imperial
I want to fuckPC-tan!
>>317703227this is good bait
>>317702391
that's hot for your PC
Another Console Tan thread on good timing.Post some drawing requests.
>>317703496
wii u's separated head wearing xbone's helmet while their bodies blindly bump into each other
>>317703496
Intellivision as a console tan
>>317703496
PC tan with a watercooling loop (maybe looking like the original bane comic design) doing pic related pose and screamingLIQUIIIIIIID
and maybe a 5 GHZ counter in the corner or something
>>317703172
I think there's one other design too
>>317703496
Anything being cute.
>>317704093
I kinda like this
Just start posting the porn and big boobs you nerds
test
its almost thanksgiving so i made this
you can pretty much see which tan i ended up rushing on
also requests i did last week but didnt upload due to time
>>317708395
Xbone did have the best answer. The system's made a pretty good turn around, even if it's the weakest of the PC-PS4-Xbone set. No reason for her to gloat.
>>317708395
>ps4 says 30 fps instead of 60
heh
>>317708395
I love Wii U's melancholic acceptance of her impending death
>>317708491
oh yeah forgot to say, doing some quick requests but ill prolly be a while since i might be busy for today
>>317708395
I cant fucking wait for Xbone slim just because of the console tan redesign
>>317701845
Did anyone ever make any art of Xbox getting mods for Fallout 4?
>>317708395
I like it.Even if I don't celebrate Thanksgiving.
>>317708395
>Wii U tan
Please no Wii U tan. You are the best girl outside of neo geo tan.
>>317708395
Wii U is my favorite. I hope she still gets drawn.
>>317709693
>PC playing with cybernetic enhancements, robot arms etc.
>Xbone puts on a colourful bobble hat which has gone through extensive safety testing
make it
>>317710272
>Pc is a girl with a dick
>Xbone can't have no dick
;_;
A couple weeks ago there was talk over re-designing N64-Tan, since it seems she's had a few competing designs that never really stick and she's woefully under-represented among other consoles. Was there any more progress on that?
I can't draw for shit, but I'd be willing for good discussion in terms of personality and other shit.
>>317704575
Did you just say cute?
>>317710431
This is the best design, hands down. It's pretty much the only one used by several drawfags.Third arm fags can leave.
>>317710765
That is a cute design. I just wish people drew N64-tan more often. She's my favorite console.
>>317710634
TOO CUTE!
It'd like to see Vita-tan playing with McDonalds Toy version of her (PSTV)
console tan fanart?
>>317710992
>anything with big breasts is too cute
enjoy a life of heartbreak shame and misery
I haven't done anything in a while. All I've got this week is maybe a really, really short story. Hope the thread lives until then.
>>317701845
>>317702125
WHY IS PC SO CUTE
>>317712136
breasts are love
>>317708491
>>317709371
think of your favorite vidya character, now draw the console tan they belong to but theyre wearing the costume of your character
I need more PC tan in my life. Post what you have.
>>317712021
Now i want to impregnate the WiiU. I bet we would have a cute 2DS, and it would grow into a New 3DS.
>>317710634
dem nippies
>>317714598
Incoming dump
>>317715465
Last one I have. Kind wish I had the GTAV one where PC wears the pretty crown and how beautiful he is.
>>317702839
this. Here is a nice and comfy 42 °C even my PC doesnt give a fuck
>>317702467
>eurofag
>using silly arcaic unit of mesurements
anon pls
>>317710634
someone hold me back because im about to commit acts ofPS4nication
>>317702125
xbone is curvylicious.
>have a space heater
>don't need to use it because my PC idles at 60 and plays games at 90
I guess it's only a matter of time before it kills my computer but it will be nice for winter I guess.
>>317715302
lol
>>317715650
Here you go, Anon.
>>317716289
Might as well post some more.
>>317716289
Much appreciated. Still makes me kek. Would be great for MGSV too.
To this day I am still disappointed in Vita tan's lazy design. I would try forcing a redesign if I could draw.
>>317716752
Given how Vita is a weeb machine, the effort put in and how the system's basically been all but abandoned makes her design -kinda- fitting.
Though I agree it's still lazy.
>>317716867
Where's PC's Joystick?
>>317717046
What type of sketchbook is that?
>>317702717
Man, I'm so envious of this shit. How do I get better at drawing?
>>317717542
practice la
>>317717837
This makes me happy beyond words
>>317718054
And, that will be all
>>317702125
>77F
>hot
whoever drew this doesnt know shit about anything
>>317717567
Literally perfection...
>>317717375
I'd like to see PC getting the Windows 10 update Xbone got, and both are full of metrics crap now.
>thread made before I wake up
>>317718062
I do, almost everyday. Still feels like I'm stagnating in my skill.
>>317713626
Haven't seen a new story in a while so I'm looking forward to it.
Here's some PS4.
>>317720352
practice new poses, read art books, use new mediums
dont get stuck drawing the same things everyday, try to always draw something new that you havent before
>>317720629
puffy nips, best nips
>>317720629
PS4 is cute! Cute!
>>317708491
>that GBA
These are great.
>>317721707
Especially her nips
>>317722442
>you will never fuck her cute nips
>>317720629
I see the puffy goodness has spread.
>>317718750
She is, isn't she?
>>317720629
Why doe PS4 always have the best tits?
>>317724036
Sales.
>>317724217
Reminder that they've broke 30 million already.
Its comfy weather these days
>>317725635
Fall and Winter best seasons.
>>317724036
personally I like her better with the smaller tits. fits her character better.
>>317708491
If you're still looking, drawthe cutest Xbone ever.
does anyone have that picture of Wii U tangetting strongly cuddled by PC tan
>>317725826
I prefer bigger because everything is better with bigger tits.
>>317725935
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1320
>>317710634
>blur tool
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
TRIGGER WARNING PLEASE
These threads are serious autism.
>>317726034
I respect your opinion anon but I'm going to kindly disagree. Big tits are good but sometimes smaller fits better IMO desu senpai.
>XB1 slim released
>constantly patriotic with bald eagles and slathered in burgergrease
one day, one day
>>317726084
thank you anon.
>>317726296
no one has ever been able to post a picture where i thought "ok in this instance the boobs are a little too big"
>>317726483
That's good. I just think she's better being smaller.
I prefer PS4 with average / slightly above average tits.Wii U is the titty monster of the three in my eyes.
>>317726483
>>317726725
Ass > Tits
Face it nerds.
>>317726959
Hips & Thighs Master Race.
Shit, I forgot it's a Tuesday
Which tan is the coziest?
>>317727094
The one I can hug for eternity.
>>317725635
Vita is worst console, but easily best tan.
She's only relatable one. Don't tell me you've never been in situation like thisdaily
>>317726084
>rating:questionable
It's just a backrub, I don't see what the big deal is
>>317727496
>implying I'm not living it right now
To whoever introduced me to Oyasumi Punpun last weekFuck You;_; [/spoiler
>Every thread people talk about PS4's tits
>I just want more cute xbone
I don't like sexualisation of tans if I'm honest.
>>317727186
>Danish counting
>>317701845
ready for the hot jadf pics
>>317703496
intelly >>317704093 wearing a christmas sweater
I wish more people would draw Madcatz.
>>317726959
It is a known fact that the four attributes heterosexual men look for in their porn are
Boobs
Dicks
Butts
Feet
in that order.
Not only do boobs win over butts, but butts actually lose to dicks, whether the search terms are about shemales or the attributes of the men in straight sex
>>317726959
small PS4 chest bro here. Can't disagree with you there. That's why Wii U tan is perfect.
>great tits
>great ass.
>>317728326
>Boobs
>Dicks
>Butts
>Feet
So PS4 confirmed for perfect being?
>>317728326
[citation needed]
Any art of a PS TV-tan?
I am imagining something like this for it
>>317728501
Maybe if you have shitty opinion.
If I ever had a gf I'd want her to be like xbone.
>>317728769Thick
>>317728901
Not just physically, but personality wise as well.
More /ss/ please
>>317728769
I want to lick Xbone's fat thighs and butthole
>>317702839
noticed how most overly hot places are shitoles ? africa, south america, australia before it was colonised...
>>317729042
my sides
>>317729138
Xbone is a pure maiden. Keep your dirty thoughts away.
>>317729042
>Sweden yes
Fucking lost it.
>>317729121
Neo Geo tan is perfect.
The most relevance Xbone ever had is in these threads.
>>317702867
>Microsoft systems
It makes sense.
>>317728623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-A8GvUehq4
>>317729489
Yeah she is.
>>317729369
Xbone was made forthighsexhttp://i.imgur.com/dsy8Eqv.png
>>317729526
I've considered buying one because of the tan many, many times.
>>317727186
>that pyramid comparison
That is bait incarnate right there.
>>317729042
Thank you, based america.
>>317729701
Without someone behind them, it just looks like it's their own.
Especially with it peeking out from under her dress.
>>317729121
I want tojoinNeo Geo andrape Nvidia Shield.
I'm terrible at drawing but here is my idea
Xbone sees smash and tries to copy it
Laura shoots Chief with a bow and he complains about rushing for the power weapons
Marcus just combat rolls around the stage
Forza driver keeps driving off the ledge
Crackdown guy just holds onto the ledge the whole time or something
I know I'm a comedy genius but please hold your compliments
>>317717942
that shape tho
>>317729994
We need more futa Xbone
>>317729121
Aw shit, thanks Anon. I was looking for that.
someone was asking for more /ss/?
why are all the early nintendo handheld tans such lewd sluts?
>>317730390
No, we don't.
>>317727946
>realize it's Tuesday again
>there's a thread
>I need to go to sleep
>even if I wake up while the thread is still on its last posts, I still won't make it in time
Next week I guess.
No, wait. That's what I said last week with this same scenario.
>>317730390
please don't futa the xbone tan.
>>317730583
Virtual Boy is lewd! Lewd!
>>317730693
If you ever do draw anything, a challenge: Draw a tan that has average sized tits.
Hard mode: That isn't fucking PS4 again.
>>317730746
even like that she's just a yandere lewd slut.
>>317730797
Artificial difficulty, shit gaem.
>>317709704
W-why not?
>>317730693
Simple solution:
Put it on the booru after you sleep.
Unless you're making excuses, in which case, next time don't bother posting about it, you can just skip the thread and post when you actually feel like drawing
>>317730912
I just think you're a decent artist that's wasting talent by drawing the same shit every time.
>>317730583
You had to stick two of these inside them once every few hours or they would stop working
>>317730693
What time is it there?
no love for jaguar?
o-ok
>>317731250
Worst cat
>>317731250
Sorry, the only Jaguar I love is Jet Jaguar.
>>317731250
I love her, she's one of my top 5 console-tans.
>>317730693
thick xbone thick xbone THICK XBONEi love you regardless
>>317731384
Is her foot about to fly off and bean the ref?
>>317731415
she does have a perfect ass
>>317731561
>Bean
U wot?
>>317731250
Is there the alternate view of Jaguar
>>317731650
That's Taokaka though
Why is PC-tan the only male?
>>317731650
just above you.
>>317731642
Slang for hitting someone with something.
>>317731780
He's not.
>PC
>Toasty
>Alienware
>Mac
>Linux
>Nvidia Shield
>Gamesphere
>Vectrex
>Gameboy variants
>>317731946
Sorry.
>Why is PC-tan the only relevant male?
>>317730693
DRAW FUCKING HUGE TITS
IT'S YOUR ELEMENT
>>317731946
show me Mac and Linux-tan, i gotta see this
>>317732040
Because it`s the Player Character.
>>317731946
>gameboy variants
The female gameboys are the best though.
>>317731780
Obvious self-insert for fat neckbeard pkeks who spent their entire life savings on a gaymen PC instead of actually moving out of their parents' house in their late 20s.
>>317731780
I like it. It shows that PC and toasty are different to consoles.
>>317730693
HUEG
TITS
>>317732119
>>317732235
don't bring that shit into a nice thread please.
>>317710634
Why are her tits so saggy?
>>317716289
post the vocaroo
>>317731079
Not everyone needs to reinvent the wheel, anon.
>>317732548
Variety is the spice of life
>>317732542
Considering their size those are perky as fuck.
>>317729159
and?
humans still live there
>>317731135
I'm going to need visual representation of this.
>>317731079
do not listen to this madman.
JADF is doing gods work
>>317732821
I'd say GBA is second only to Xbone in huggableness.
Post more huggable GBA.
>>317732341
i only see Linux
>>317732985
that's because shes
T H I C K
H
I
C
K
>Tfw no Qt∏ console-tan drawings
>PC-tan is not the cutest
Just my opinion....
>>317733116
Did someone say thick?
POSTCUTE2DS
>>317732821
Super cute.
Shouldn't like those comics have an antagonist or some other shit ? Like Blue Gene or something, thats not made for gameing but in same technology niche ?
Is there a Game Gear tan? If I could draw I'd make her a fat black battery addict
>>317733325
Game Gear-tan is the coolest Console-tan there is.
>>317733220
did someone say cute 2ds?
>>317733194EXTRA THICK
>>317733194
T H I C K
>>317716289
>you will never be a shredded 6'5" narcissist with an amazing jaw and cheekbones
;_;
>>317733220
GC TAN IS CUTE TOO
I need a picture of pc getting bis windows 10 update from xbox-tan if you feel me
>>317733273
>An ancient evil thought long-gone threatens to return to our world once more
>>317733693
You can always work towards being a shredded manlet like I'm doing
>tfw 5'7''
>tfw being shredded is the only way I can redeem myself.
I wish I was better at drawing people so I could contribute.. I designed an Alienware chick once but, was not my best work.
>>317733357
i want to love vita tan!
>>317733273
>Phillips CDi
>>317733808
As a manlet myself, don't bother. You'll just be seen as insecure as fuck like all the other ripped manlet losers.
>>317733808
>>317733920
>5'11"
>people call me tall every now and then
>still incredibly insecure about my height
thanks, /fit/.
>>317733727
How is gamecube tan so cute? How does she do it /v/?
>cold front hitting Florida
>it was low 60s last night
>fucking cold and needed to put on a second sheet
>>317729121
>mfw toaster pc
>>317727186
>Measuring temperature by water
Fucking stupid
>0F - Real cold
>100F Real hot
>0C Kinda cold
>100C Dead
>>317733840
What's stopping you?
>>317734103
This is why I don't go to /fit/.
>>317733920
can I at least be toned? I would prefer that anyways.
>>317733920
Bruce Lee was short. Whatever bro.
Being a fit manlet is better than being a chub and you know it deep down.
>>317734238
don't listen to him, as long as you stay within your natty limit you'll be fine.
>>317734180
she'snot real
>>317714485
>>317725876
sorry for the late deliveries but here they are
>>317728314
>>317711656
some extras
also i have some time so i can do a bit more quick requests
>>317734238
Whatever, it makes no real difference. You'll be judged more on your face and height anyway.
>>317734275
Yeah, because Bruce Lee was a chink, they're all like that. Anyway, fuck it, I realised living life in the hope of getting a gf is pointless for some of us, so I just do things I enjoy now.
>>317701845
YOU PC TOO BROa??
>>317707160
This
Any new lewds
>>317734475
nigga I'm a manlet and I've been in plenty of relationships. Just don't act like a retarded fuck face and most girls will actually enjoy your company.
>>317734389
>the guy in the BBW truck
ever tim
>>317734428
GBC posing and showing off that ass.
How do I draw not retarded eyes and mouths
>>317734428
>Vita-tan lewd for herself
You did well, drawfriend.
>>317734838
stop using your face as reference;^)
Did this artist make any more console tan stuff after his initial burst?
He's top tier shit, i don't think people ever figured out who he actually was, apart from the pseudonym he got from #chan.
>>317734838
look at shit long enough until you get it.
and photoshop too I guess, saves my ass because I never know where to put shit.
>>317734675
Gamecube tan needs lewds. I wish I could draw so I could make them.
>>317734917
impacts been gone for a bit due to life stuff and his tablet broke
he did update his tumblr recently though
>>317734917
No, thank god. He had good artistic skills but his designs were bland as FUCK, and he refused to use the same designs as everyone else because special snowflake.
>>317734897
Hahahafuck you.
>>317734917
>no helmet
IT'S SHIT
>>317734917
>generic anime
>top tier
I feel like EYE-Toy and Xbone-tan would be great friends
>>317734428
Good shit, especially that Vita comic.
Draw Vita raiding PS4's panty drawer.
>>317733832
Found it. It's from last year. I might redraw it, I don't know.
>>317734428
please dont say mean things about ouya
>>317735302
Looks like a red Cortana to me.
>>317735302
it's not bad anon. Keep working at it and you'll get better.
>>317734838
Learn basic anatomy. There's plenty of sites for this type of thing but drawing from life helps more. If you know of a local drawing group that uses live models I'd say go to those. They're pretty cheap. Hell, draw your friends if you really want to learn.
We need more computer tans
Like the c64 or zx spectrum and amiga
>>317735437
Never thought about that honestly. The last Halo I played was Two and that was years ago so her image isn't really fresh in my mind. Looking now though, I can see it.
>>317735476
I'm not used to drawing people unless they're super cartoony or something similar so I appreciate it. Just started using a tablet.
>>317735530
Gotta keep that bullying spirit strong.
>>317735690
BONED
>>317735237
I think he just means his technical ability
>>317735630
I need PC-98-tan with hot dithering
>>317735690
>>317730153
Franchises associated to Xbox are really unremarkable
WWE PRESENTS: CONSOLE TAN WRESTLING!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPXKfL2nDpE
>>317736450
SNES tan is fucking savage.
http://flockmod.com/theextraroom
Hurr
>>317728686
It would have to be that but with prosthetics or robot parts, I think.
>>317734123
Shes a wonder of nature
>>317716969
Why is Vita-tan playing a PSP?
>>317737069
Because Vita has no games of her own.
>>317737139
Accurate at the point this was drawn.It has more now, but a very niche audience would only care for it.
>>317736876
I want to cuddle GC tan and reassure her that there are no boos coming to get her.
>>317729369
where did that guy go anyway? It's been months since he last posted in these threads
Friendly reminder that CT has a steam group: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/consoletan
>>317734416
Life is pain
>>317737315
Italiano was here not that long ago, maybe a month?
>>317737561
>Vita means life
I really wonder what NX is gonna look like.
>>317702429
PS4 is pretty full, with lots of tiny fans.
XB1 is mostly empty space with a bigass fan taking up most of the space
>>317737914
OH SHIT
>>317738104
Lewd, careful Anon that's borderline porn.
>>317731780
Because men are superior to women.
>>317738104
>PS4 is pretty full
Miss PS4 is fat! Fat!
>>317738307
praise
>>317738412
Mexican food is fucking disgusting.
Who needs women when you got CTs?
So are these like /v/’s official ones?
>>317738552
>User was banned for this post
Best tan as best JoJo.
Here, have some comic about SP and GBA.
Spoilered for handholding.
>>317739367
I can appreciate this.
>>317733273
>CDi-sama has kidnapped all the video games. Are you a bad enough dude to beat The Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe?
>>317738568
So this is the first in the series of gifs?
>>317739534
Yeah it was and I'm actually thinking of doing gif edit requests for console tans
>>317720629
>Droopy as fuck sag bags.
Disgusting.
>>317728686
>Get well soon!
Kek.
>>317739462
Ah shit. That's cute.
>>317739425
Gay as fuck.
>>317739367
I can only imagine what it feels like to be so wrong.
>>317739896
DAMMIT WHERE IS THE CONSOLE TAN DOUJINS? I NEED TO FAP TO TECHNOLOGY!!
Consoles in titty sweaters when?
>>317732652
In what world? Her nips are staring at her feet.
>>317740353
Those nipples are pointing towards the viewer, not down at her feet.
>>317740531
There needs to be more lewds of Vita and Wii U.
>>317739975
>>317740338
>there will never be a continuation of this
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=410
>>317735302
eyes need to be slightly larger and slanted for ayylmao factor.
'DELL™' needs to be 50% smaller and just above the buttocks.
personality should be know-it-all, but doesn't actually know it all and/or boisterous of fictitious self images. I.E. that kid.
>>317733194
THICK?
OH BOY!
>>317740869
SUPER THICK
>>317740698
THATS THE STUFF
Has anyone drawn an atari-tan yet?
>>317734917
He's been on and off, mostly out of commission according to his tumblr. He's definitely a hit or miss, he's very skilled art-wise but his earlier designs are a bit bland. His latest PS2 and his male tans are all great, though.
His name's Fuma, then people called him impact for some reason, and his tumblr combines the two names.
>>317741578
>then people called him impact for some reasonHIGH IMPACT CINEMATIC VIOLENCE
>>317724217
its weird how every aspect of the tans makes logical sense
are we autistic?
>>317702125
>77F
>Hot
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
That's a cool day.
Average temp here is like 90-100. Year round.
>>317741578
I like his ps2-tan
>>317742217
that sounds like fucking shit anon.
>>317727186
I'm fine with the Imperial System, because I really think that some of the measures in it are more useful for every day life. An Inch is a good example because the width of your thumb is about an inch across, which makes measuring things easier.
However, the measures should be re-defined based upon reasonable multiples or devisions of metric units.
If I were in charge, it would be like this:
1 inch is 2.5 cm.
10 inches is 1 foot (average male foot is about 10 inches anyway)
4 feet is 1 yard (only one that I'm not really comfortable with)
1500 yards is 1 mile.
Fahrenheit should just be F=2(C+15)
Then freezing would be 30F and boiling would be 230F. I like the more discrete quantification of Fahrenheit anyway.
I'm fine with junking the rest of the system like volume/mass measurements and the date system. There's no good reason for liking those as far as I know.
>>317703496
Jaguar wearing a labcoat belittling the other consoles of her generation because she went on to become a respectable dentist.
>>317729121
>PC and Toasty as buddy cops
Holy shit please someone make this a reality.
>>317742343
Are there any PS3-tans?
>>317742915
Cool, roguish PC, and useless comic relief Toasty. I can see it. Kind of like in Hot Fuzz.
>>317703496
N64, snes, or nes, operating a ham radio surrounded by satellites trying to connect to the internet. Preferably after a newer console asking what they are doing.
>>317742917
The 7th gen is the oldest of these designs.
>>317743213
>That sweaty Xbox
I like it
>>317743062
Reminds me more of Don Knotts.
>>317703496
>>317729121
Wii U and Neogeo stalking a Nintendo demo boothonly to get disappointed
How come PC isn't a girl too? She'd basically be Wiifit trainer but naked, but I don't really understand why he isn't if all the other consoles are girls
>>317743062
>PC is the womanizer that gets all the consoles and can excel at everything
>Toasty is the bumbling but lovable fool that tries to keep up
I've never wanted anything more in my life than this.
>>317729121
this artist is good
>>317731384
>posts worst cat.
>>317743213
Interesting
Hey does anyone have the comic that someone made where everyone was fighting PC and then Toasty steps up?
>>317743508
Hmm, because PC isn't console?
>>317742732
> An Inch is a good example because the width of your thumb is about an inch across
You've only come up with such comparisons because you're used to imperial. For example, a centimetre is about the width of your middle finger. A metre is roughly one big step. A kilometre is the distance I have to travel to get to get around the average American fat fuck whilst she's busy measuring how big her burgers are with her thumb.
>>317742092
I'd like to test out her dual shock controller if you know what I mean.
>>317739814
>hmm time to re-install windows
>>317744235
A metre is also the length from one outstretched arm to the opposite side of the chest. I know because my mum used to work in textiles and that's the fast way they'd roughly measure out lengths of fabric.
>>317744235
>For example, a centimetre is about the width of your middle finger. A metre is roughly one big step
>About
>Roughly
What is this bullshit? Fuck off you yurocuk, so accept some more syrian refugees and watch as your culture falls to barbarianism.
>>317739462
More U-tan please
>>317744235
I've already accounted for that, and I think you're underestimating just how useful the thumb comparison is. Anyway, I use metric quite frequently anyway, and am immersed in both systems. I'm probably not going to measure my weight in Newtons any time soon though, but I'm fairly certain that I have equal sureness in the quantity of many metric or imperial measures
>a centimeter is about the width of your middle finger
Only from top-to-bottom and not side-to-side, and even then, that's not very accurate, while the thumb comparison is more accurate (I just measured; it's pretty much exactly an inch)
>>317744528
arm length is very dependent on bone structure and how tall someone grows. Maybe a good rule of thumb, but it's nothing I would trust.
>>317744686
Without the use of tools we have to estimate, you fat fuck, because there are differences in the length of strides and the width of fingers. Maybe you'd learn how to use a ruler if your class didn't get cancelled by your daily school shooting.
>>317744686
What, do you think thumbs are literally one inch for everyone?
I'm a Brit, we use both metric and imperial, and unless you've got a ruler surgically implanted in you there's nothing in metric or imperial that matches a body part exactly.
>>317744995
Look, just because my dick can be used as a foot-long ruler doesn't make body comparisons any less stupid.
The world needs more Neo Geo-tan.>tfw no Neo Geo Colour Pocket-tan
>>317745181
>my dick can be used as a foot-long ruler
6 dick lengths to a foot?
>>317744995
The common metric system of measuring mass is Kilogrammes not Newtons, you dense fuck, Newtons is used for measuring force.
> I measured my thumb, it's an inch
> implying everyone's thumbs are the same size
Americans sure are fuckin' stupid.
>Console-tan Tuesday: Measurement Discussion
>>317745386
Yeah, I know that the standard measure of mass is the Kilogram. I'm sure fucking glad that I said "weight" (which is just a measure of force) and not "mass" you dense piece of shit.
Also thumb bone structure doesn't vary a lot.
>>317745272
>Fetish: The Tan
>>317745605
I didn't know I wanted it until it happened.
>>317716289
I think this is the pic that started all.
>>317745792
Pic related is what started it all.
>>317745672
Neo Geo is my fetish.
>>317746029
And she's still the cutest
Someone can post that comic where the tans ask PC to show his power and he start to mod his face into super manly guys that make the girls droll?
I wonder how NX-tan will look like
Maybe U-tan get's letters about how she's coming to visit soon.
>>317746191
Here ya go.
>>317734428
Xbone is kawaii~ as fuck
>>317746202
>using an image of a fat Japanese girl to complain about the weight of Americans
Nigga are you really so stupid that you actually believe that how fat a person is noticably affects the width of the fucking joint of the thumb?
Comic where the tans get visited by aliensfrom the futurewho are actuallygen 9. WHEN.
>>317746390
Thanks anon, now i noticed something wrong...
That girl is way too cute to represent the SJW.
>>317746436
Zero really improved over the years
>>317746390
I never noticed the 1080 in smoke before.
>>317720629
That aint cute.Thats sexy as fuck.
>>317746767
At least when 100 people get shot in Europe it's big news and calls for a national state of emergency. In America it's just called "Tuesday"
>>317746202
jesus fucking christ can you project any louder?
I was about to ask for drawing ideas, but as I started typing this I remember one a friend helped give me. So expect a new 2DS picture next week if not tonight.
Will still listen to ideas though.
>>317746523
Eh she's alright. Xbones body is on point in that comic, he physical mannerism make her so damn adorable.
>>317747221
>expect a new 2DS picture
>>317747032
Probably more an emergency because you people are too retarded to stop some kids named Mohammed from getting away. At least when the shitskin brothers bombed a marathon here they got caught, as opposed to attacking all over the city and your police just letting them leave France with a wave. Hope your beard is growing in nicely so you can fit in when your retarded EU liberals pass Sharia law :)
>>317747370
What? i am not talking of xbone tan, i was talking of the glasses girl.
>>317747814
meant for >>317747221
>>317708395
>dat xbone tan
That's just adorable. Makes me thing she's the tan that oozes holiday cheer during the family type of holidays. Ooooh, it would be great if this also meant she's really good at cooking. Would be awesome material for a thank giving pic with her
>>317746390
I would fuck 1080 PC tan.
>>317747221
GC and 2DS sitting at the kid's table for Thanksgiving.
>>317747614
Eh she's alright(glasses girl). Xbones body is on point in that comic, he physical mannerism make her so damn adorable(xbonetan). Sorry about the mix up anon.
>>317708395
this the only thanksgiving themed art for this week?
thought thered at least be more
>>317746029
>Personal Computer, I'm Xbox One
>>317746724
there's something on every scene. I missed "MODS" the first time
>>317729808
>hurr months are smaller because it's 12 not 31 xd
>>317734428
nice job the request, is that DS-tan as Protector?
DS-tan needs more love
>>317749998
he's going all out
did i miss puff posting?
>>317750727
i agree
>>317734428
>that Chen
>>317734428
Not gonna lie, I thought that Vita comic was going to end similar to that one Dan Kim(?) comic of the girl with the super hero figure.
>>317750727
yeah, specifically Teach
>>317751885
I was planning on doing that but i got too lazy
>>317749998
12<28~31<∞
>>317708491
>Mexican attire GBA
I was about to ask why she's dressed like that, then suddenly it hit me when I remembered that anon's post from last week. It's pretty cute and remains huggable. Now requesting her eating a burrito with a wrapper that makes it look like a battery.
Nice work on all of these drawings.
>>317752113
Teachfag plsstay
>>317733794
>odyssey not some sweet old lady
wtf is wrong with you
>>317753259
Fucking colors man
>>317753414
Would you taste the rainbow?
>>317753782
jesus her ass man
who can pick between an ass like that and a muscular shortstack
Post your top 5 tans
>2DS
>Snes
>Xbone
>Vita
>PC
>>317754236
>Xbone
>GBA
>SNES
>Gamecube
>Jaguar
>>317754236
1. Xbone
2.Ouya
3. PC
4. GBA
5. Gameboy Color
>>317754236
>Genesis
>Vita
>Xbone
>Wii U
>Ps4
>>317754450
I like your way of thinking
>>317754236
>2DS
>Vita
>Jaguar
>PC
>Ouya
I'm just going by who i like to draw the most
>>317754236
>Jaguar
>GBC
>Vita
>2DS
>Ouya
>>317755065
Looks like Iori from Idolmaster.
>>317754236
>3DS
>DS
>GBA
>SNES
>Genesis
>>317752247
You're not very good at algebra are you?
>>317753782
The things I would do with that ass.
Dentist jaguar please.
>>317734178
100C is the boiling point of water, you fucktard.
>>317725635
>mfw using vita to play yakuza 0 and ishin from my bed
i love you vita
>>317702125
>>317701845
Are they like siblings or what?
>>317756810
I want to play Mouth Invader with SNES.
>>317737914
>mfw i spill fresh life every night thinking of vita tan
I think Tans are great because unlike other characters and stories, they just keep evolving in real time.
It's like a wacky 80's zitcom except I want to stick my dick inside all the characters. Wii-U's become all sober and melancholic since her death was announced, PS4 is now an arrogant big-titted girl who shows off her sales. Xbone is still Xbone (But that's why she's cute).
I dunno how to describe it, the characters are nice to play around with.
>>317757509
>Wii-U's become all sober and melancholic since her death was announced
Funny. I remember early on when she was melancholic and getting drunk and smoking because she was under performing or essentially dead compared to her Nintendo predecessors. There were some interesting conversations in the past about how she held up, but that's was quite a bit back and I can't remember all the details.
>PS4 is now an arrogant big-titted girl who shows off her sales.
I think she's always been like that. Or at least tried to show off something. Anything. Games.
>I think Tans are great because unlike other characters and stories, they just keep evolving in real time.
I attribute that to letting everyone do their own thing and letting audiences pick what they like out of that.
>>317757170
Vita needs all the life she can get.
>>317758218
i want to create life in that vita
>>317758153
Funny, you're a fag
Flockdraw around? Might draw some cute bone
>>317758472
someone posted it earlier, might be empty though
>>317736630
>>317758546
Oh boy, it is empty.
What should I do, /v/?
>>317758650
Xbonethighsex
>>317758364
What's the problem?
>>317758650
Draw xbone wearing a cute pilgrim hat.
>>317758771
thigh high boots on
Ass and tits? Why not both?
>posting tumblr's characters on /v/
anita was right
>>317760662
Work on your bait, m8.
>>317746436
3ds is cute! CUUUUUUUUUTE!
>>317760662
>Tumblr
>Undertale
Really now?
>>317760662
Oh hi undertale troll, how's it going on the home front? Nice of you to pay a visit. Sit a spell. Have some coffee.
>>317761036
>>317760864
Is 2ds the cutest retard?
>>317761168
Of course.
>>317761036
What was the name of this cartoon?
>>317756851
Yeah, and it's not good for you retard
Where did all the writefags go anyway? I don't recall seeing any new stories recently.
>NX tan will have to be an ara ara since she's going to be the oldest console of next gen
>people could always draw her sweaty since she's rushed to get out first
>>317761428
Super Milk Chan
>>317761498
Trying to write a quick one before the thread dies, but won't be too likely. I really hope I don't over do it this time. Considering uploading an image with the pastebin link on the booru if I miss the deadline.I'm ready for Thanksgiving already.
>>317761659
Well there's like ten posts til we hit bump limit, why don't you get what you have to say off your chest, buddy?
>>317761714
The day is still young, we could easily have a second thread.
>tfw a second thread
Well there we go, enjoy thick bone.
Now back to Fallout.
>>317762129
/r/ing someone draw Wii-U wearing one of these hats.
>>317762120
>tfw will never splat on U-tans feet
in need of quick requests
>>317761714
I was writing something for thanksgiving but didn't finish. Might do the same.
>>317762223
In the middle.
>>317762398
Oh, nice!
>>317762326
More Ms Game and Watch-tan.
>>317762326
2DS dressed as a turkey.
>>317762326
GBC giving a buttjob
we post limit now? thats pretty early
i dont think we should go for another thread, weve pretty much gone through everything and conversations have run stagnant
>>317762212
thanks bake
How do I draw good /v/?
>>317762326
Tan of choice expressing desperation to get black Friday sales.
>>317762326
Xbone firing laser beams from her eyes
>>317763115
not him but i drew just that because of that panel
>>317763374
Love your brush, what do you use?
>>317763374
You're awesome.
>there are people who don't want Xbone to be a cyclops
>>317763690
>people
>>317763650
i just use the default photoshop pencil with pressure sensitivity on
>>317763690
i bet theyre the kind of people who like xbone without her helmet too
>>317763841
I love the helmet but she's a cutie without it too.
Goodnight.in case we don't have another thread
let this be the last thread for the week, we dont need another one and im pretty sure itd just attractg shitposting or die 100 replies in
>>317761498
Dead.
>>317764019
See you all next week.
>>317732828
Is virtual boy a trap?
>>317764321
I gave no one permission to die.
>>317764476
Virtually a boy. Should have been a reverse trap in some bulky as fuck outfit to carry all that VR tech. She really wanted to impress the boys,but ended up blinding them when she flashed them.
>>317764476
Trapped my dick in an unending erection.
>>317764489
Too bad.
>>317736214
THAT PICTURE ISN'T ON THE BOORU, SOURCE?
RIP
![39[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/x2uxCDu.jpg "39[1]")
