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oh man, have I got a story for you, /v/.
>be just finishing summer final exam
>decide to reward myself
>go to gamestop to pick up cheap copy of FF13-3 (inb4 waifu shit, I played the other two, might as well)
>grill hambeast at the counter
>get game from shelf, bring it to counter
>hambeast snarls, the moustache in the corners of her mouth furl and her bulging eyes squint
>this_does_not_please_jabba.jpg
>"you know, you probably wont like this game. It's really similar to FFX-2. You're just -Lightning- the whole time, and you change skimpy outfits constantly."
>"I played the other two and liked them."
>still squinting (bitch, is there something in yer fuckin eye??) "Ohhh.... You just didn't strike me as the waifu crowd."
>at this point im just a little irritated but I let it roll off since she's just a retail pariah
>"Would you like to preorder the Waifu Warrio- I mean, Hyrule Warriors for Wii U too? sorry teehee"
>I bertstare
>"no."
>"How about bayonetta 2?"
>"....no."
>I decide to get clever
>"So, Katie(we'll call her Katie) whatcha doing this weekend?"
>"I open friday and saturday...why?"
>she's visibly red, and most likely confused with my attitude
>"ya know...we should hang out..I was always into Hanako."
>she clutches her nametag with the Teddie sticker on it and I walk out the door.
>i didnt look back
Gamestop Stories General
>>257711492
IIT:we post stories we just made up
This can't be real. kek
We need a Gamestop creepypasta.
>PRESS START
>you can press any button and it works
>Press any button
Based Nintendo
the pizza is aggressive
>>257718378
>PRESS START
>START and A work, but the other buttons don't.
I really really wish Wii U had a unified trophy system like the PS and Xbox.
Collecting trophies is really fun for me, because I get to do things and challenges I wouldn't normally do in games (or even think about sometimes), they vastly increase the longevity of games, and also, you'll be able to browse your list of trophies and reminisce on all the fun times and compare yours to other people's lists. It's not about showing everyone online that you did shit in games for me.
Nintendo games should really benefit from trophies that give you an incentive to master the mechanics of the games, as they always lack in actual rewards for 100% completion anyway. At least with trophies you'd get something.
>I hate my family
that's what happens when you buy your child a wii u.
>trophies as a reward
>not extra characters, costumes, moves and game modes
Literally what's wrong with the industry at the moment.
>>257716204
When was the last time a Nintendo game had ANYTHING as a reward for completion? At least trophies will remain there forever for you to look at.
Why did Titanfall flop, /v/?
Are you really asking this?
I personally liked the game conceptually but everyone's telling me that Titanfall just rehashes something Mechwarrior did.
Don't know if that's true.
/v/ has a strange definition of flop considering it sold millions of copies and it became the top seller for months.
What do you regret having bought?I really, really, really want to sell my WiiU.
why would you sell it when smash is coming?
>>257714118
Then sell itto me
Asura's Wrath, day one. It looked so amazing in the demo. I have seldom been more disappointed.
Pic of the Day
>"Looks like there was an impostor in the earlier posts, so I introduced him to my sword!" ...I'll leave it up to your imagination if he really said that or not. The veteran hero, Meta Knight, returns to battle!! We didn't forget the Battleship Halberd either!!
another pic too, will upload in a minute.
>>257703760
>The veteran hero
Take that, idiots who call him a villain.
>now any day can reveal a veteran
This is rich.
>>257704296
>two veteran in a week
>WiiU gets Bayonetta 2
>Xbone gets Womb Raider 2
>PS4 gets Silent Hill
Are you OK with this?
No, I'm not.
Post more elf.
I'm idort, so I couldn't care less.
>>257704812
>PC gets Killing Floor 2
I'm okay with this
>yfw you were winning the round then got wake up/randomed ultra'd and lost
GOOOOOO-TEX!!
>>257673252
>mfw I can't win against any grapplers because they are all fucking cheap and mashing 360 during my combos
>tfw /v/ is so utterly fucking shit that i take refuge in fighting game threads when i dont even play them that much, then come out an hour later to see if this board has gotten any less of a fucking irredeemable shithole
METAKNIGHT JOINS THE FIGHT!
WHAT IS LIFE
AS A SPHERE
http://www.smashbros.com/us/
Am I the only excited for splatoon? It seems like a new way to play 3rd persons shooters.
>>257716771
>It seems like a new way to play 3rd persons shooters.
That you can play on 360 for $1
Yes OP, you're the only one.
Of course, OP.
On a planet of 7 billion people, you're the only one excited for an upcoming video game.
Congratulations on being so special!
So was there anything remarkable about this game, other than the tits?
delicious elf, of course
The art.
>>257686740
Why haven't you played it yet?
MOTHER OF GOD I NEED IT!!!!!!!!
A black 3DS with a red emblem would have been much better
fuck that's nice
>03/10
I give that fucking design a 3/10.
Thoughts? Will you be picking this up? Whats your favorite 3DS design now that we've got yet another one to add to the list?
>>257711540
Already have a 3DS.
I still can't believe they got away with selling it without a charger.
That looks honestly awful.
I'm perfectly happy with my black 3DS XL anyway.
>>257711540
>AC Adapter NOT included
What the fuck?
Also no OP I already have a black 3DS I got at launch.
It's time to cringe.
I personally believe that brawl Samus was the cutest and most fappible version of Samus.
>>257705819I agree.
She looks the most intense there.
>>257705819
>>257705882
Other M Samus>Kerfuffle Samus>Zero Mission Samus>Brawl Samus>>>>>>>>Prime Hunters Sasmus>Prime 2&3 Samus>>>>>Prime 1 Samus
All this femLink talk lately makes me want a good vidya rule 63 thread.
>>257682402
I've got a little Pokemon to start off with.
>>257682764
