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This game comes out tomorrow. early access cooperate overlord review sites and shitty british letsplayers are panning it.
Why do people not want you to play this game? Why are the cooperate sites so scared of this game getting popular?
Looks like a traditional gory hack and slash to me. why hate it?
Cause it's fucking shit
Because it's a bad game? I'm a Itagaki fanboy and I can see this game is not very good.
>Devil's Third
More like Devil's Turd.
Are you ready for more Nintendo gimmicks?
>The patent's wordy abstract (text below) describes a controller with a display panel/touch panel, buttons, and two sticks. It's partially obscured in the shot above, but the controller has handles on either side to grip the unit like a typical controller.
>"A non-limiting example information processing apparatus comprises a housing, and a first portion of the housing is formed in an elliptical form when viewing from the front. A display panel and a touch panel constitute one main surface of the first portion. Holes are formed in left and right end portions of the display panel and the touch panel, and two operation sticks are provided through the two holes. When viewing the first portion from the front, an area except key tops of the operation sticks becomes a display area."
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2015/12/10/is-this-the-nintendo-nx-controller.aspx?utm_content=buffer926b4&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer
>>319705567
Why can Nintendo just make a normal control?
>>319705567
Is this the Wii U Rising: Revengeance?
Why is nobody talking about how this just hit the Wii U eshop?
Maybe Nintendo is thinking about finally starting to release Medabots again in America.
>>319705475
it's 2015 not 1995 grandpa leave you're old anime in the past where it belongs.
>>319705475
Because like only 10 people give a shit about Medabots. Which sucks.
>>319705587
Fuck you
pros and cons please
Satisfying combat, decent AI, multiple routes to go through missions, great atmosphere
Crappy story, boring characters, punished for killing when the passive equipment isn't interesting or have much variety
pro: it's fun
con: it's short
>Pros
All your tools and powers mix and match very well, you can do really neat kills and overall the combat can be very fast paced
Only mild hand holding in missions
Levels are well done, plenty of ways around and things to loot
Great aesthetic
Great music
>Cons
Stealth is too easy
Agility2 and Blink are near broken in how good they are
Lot of tools for lethal runs, but nonlethal runs have basically nothing
The HUB should just not be a thing
>literally an upgrade from stock
how is this allowed?
I my time it used to be shit
>>319705145
Stock is still better
It rewards headshots with charging time.
Players that rely on charging can't do headshots and players that rely on headshots don't benefit from the charging as much
>>319705145
Looks sexy as hell.
>>319705145
It pretty much became a direct upgrade after they tweaked it to not remove the bonus on miss.
What ending of GTA 5 did you choose?
death wish
C
numero tres
If you were to behead and elf, would there be any way to identify its body as elven? Do elves have any features that make them notably different other than their ears?
Not that I'm planning to behead an elf or anything. Just wondering.
Anthropologists are capable of identifying the ethnic group of skeletons based on things like bone density.
Given that in most works of fiction, elves are slender and tall, their bones would be much longer and most likely less dense, to a degree that would be immediately distinct from humans.
However, Saria isn't an "elf" in Ocarina of Time, she is a Kokiri. Kokiri are suggested to be ultimately plant-based in origin, given that Kokiri that get lost in the Lost Woods become Skull Kids (who have clearly wooden bodies) and that the Kokiri evolve to become the very clearly plant-based Koroks in Wind Waker.
This would mean a beheaded Kokiri would not have a skeleton at all, being a plant. This would probably make determining a Kokiri corpse even easier, however, as the wood decays in a completely different manner than a human body.
Saria is a Kokiri you fucking casual
female elves have feminine penises
How many days is it normal to stay at home for a healthy person? Sometimes I stay up to 4 days without going outside. Does somebody else do this?
>>319704216
I work 6 days a week.
I'm just a very lazy person and I don't like going out that much, specially in the winter.
for months at a time
Is this the GREATEST INTRO
OF ALL TIME?
>>319692967
Didn't they change this in one version and dyed the black guy white?
>>319692967
Inb4 "lol niggers"
It's not even that good of an intro, Third Strike's was better
What was your first "gaming platform" and game, /v/? (also people are welcome to guess your age)
Gameboy + Tetris/Spiderman
>>319687705
One of those portrait handheld one game only devices.
>>319687705
>braces
NES
Super Mario Bros
My first system was an NES, though I wasn't around when it first came out.
I was very disappointed to find out there wasn't a valid option to destroy these bastards.
>>319703604
you can always just shoot up the place
>>319703604
you could just shoot everyone in the face
If Fuuka was white, why didnt see just shoot up the school after being bullied?
quality thread
she didn't have a gun because of obama
What is the most liked game in /v/?
>>319703319
*ON /v/
Undertale
>>319703347
what would a video game be doing on /v/?
Why do nips like these stupid mobages?
>>319703170
That outfit is in disrepair. Why would she wear it?
>>319703635
Maybe not everyone lives in a fucking mansion with their millionaire parents and can afford new clothes every fucking day just because there's a microscopic tear in your old clothes that isn't even noticeable unless you're a fucking pedantic wartbag.
>>319703170
Time wasters as they sit on the train. Plus they're addictive by design.
Steam is amazing, Half-Life 2 is incredibly overrated (best game of all time? SERIOUSLY) Portal is alright but content-bare, Left 4 Dead is a fun co-op shooter that loses all interest about a week after buying it (great rent though).
Valve is an alright developer and an amazing publisher at best. If it wasn't for steam, nobody would give a shit about them.
HALF-LIFE 3 IS GOING TO BE GARBAGE ONE WAY OR THE OTHER
> half life 2
Maybe not GOAT but it's quite a lot of fun.
> Portal
Honestly the lack of "content" in Portal is part of what made it appealing.
> Left 4 Dead
You seriously lost interest in that after a mere week? Damn man I STILL play that game a year after having it.
Maybe because it's just more familiar, I dunno.
> If it wasn't for steam, nobody would give a shit about them.
Lots of people would. They'd still be known for their games. They'd be smaller for sure, but from what I've heard, Valve was pretty big before steam.
Of all the things you praise Valve for, you praise it for fucking Steam?
Most if not all of their games are great, maybe Dota isn't if it's not your type of game
