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Is the mech genre finally coming back?
>>320253816
I'm sorry that this game got your hopes up. The game got bought up by a Pay2Win company that specializes in destroying games for profit.
They also got Hawken. Hawken was pretty decent when people still played it. It was even better in the earlier betas.
>F2P
lol no
>>320254040
Oops, disregard that, I was wrong.
>Playing on insane ironman because I fucking hate myself and a bit of masochism is the only way to feel alive anymore
>First month, clearing ayys pretty well, three of my squaddies got injured behind full cover on some bullshit across the map shots from sectoids that don't make any fucking sense
>getting satellites up, but didn't get the abduction mission for engineers until really late for some fucking reason so probably not gonna get the satellite uplink up until A DAY AFTER the council report because this game is bullshit
>council mission to reduce panic, have to do it to save australia and japan or some shit
>going pretty gucci, make my way across the map and recover the guy. he's like in this crevice between two sides of the bridge. like 4 sectoids are holed up behind full cover on other side of the crevice.
>one sectoid fucking one hits one of my rookies, which causes the other guys to panic and one SHOOTS THE OTHER IN THE FACE and brings him down to 1hp
>get the VIP, work through like 4 thin mints with my 3 injured guys, get him to the skyranger
>"Good job commander, NOW KILL ALL REMAINING ALIENS BECAUSE FUCK YOU"
>Go back to the crevice, hide in overwatch on the other side for like 3 turns hoping they'll leave their full cover
>They never do
>I send one guy to full cover in this crevice so he can get vision of them
>Sectoid overwatch critical hits him and he flies literally off of the map
>Other guys panic
>Can't advance, can't win without advancing, no vision
>Wait 2 more turns
>They never leave, literally no options
>Try to send another guy
>He gets overwatched
>One guy left
>Try to fire rocket, they're clumped together, holy shit I can do this
>SOMEHOW FUCKING MISSES HITS NOTHING WHAT THE FUCK
>Get him behind red van full cover
>Alien Activity
>Critical Hit
FUCK THIS GAME WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO KILL ALL THE ALIENS. HOW CAN I FUCKING KILL ALL THE GODDAMN ALIENS WHEN THEY ALL OVERWATCH BEHIND FULL COVER ON THE HIGH GROUND BEYOND VISION FUCK
YOU GONNA COME DOWN HERE OR WHAT?
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO DOWN FIGHTING YOU FAGGOT I GOT YOU TO THE SKYRANGER WHAT THE FUCK
>>320253761
>playing on iron man
>complaining about difficulty
this is all it really boils down to
Why are people always so adamant about defending this piece of shit?
Its writing is terribly long-winded and nondescript, the art design is dreadfully boring and the sprites outside of battle are pretty lousy, almost the entirety of both halves of the game consists of needless padding with no solid narrative thrust or motivation, the characters are non-existant, the fights are piss easy, the Djinn collection is tedious, the dungeons are all the same and boring as hell, the inventory system is garbage, nearly EVERYTHING about Golden Sun is terrible.
And yet people act like this shit was acceptable from the company that made the fucking Shining series and Mario Tennis GBC, an incredibly RPG series and one of the greatest (and only) sports RPGs to ever exist, respectively. They want Isaac, the non-character whose powers are pushing things with a big hand and using Earth element moves in Smash. What the hell?
Nostalgia from people who didn't play/like most of the other non-porn JRPGs on GBA.
>>320253876
>Non-porn
Non-PORT.
Holy shit, autocorrect.
>>320254050
Oh now I'm disappointed...
Is La-Mulana more fun if you constantly read a guide?
Nah, its way more fun when you finally figure out that one puzzle on your own
Though to be fair it can also be more frustrating in that regard
>>320252363
It gets worse if you read that banner two times, and the game changes to hard
AGH
/v/ I just accidentally went to /mlp/
I need a comfy game to calm my nerves. What comfy games are you playing? What comfy games would you recommend? I'm always looking to add to my comfy games collection.
>>320252340
this
Dungeons of dredmore, dwarf fortress, caves of qud, dungeon crawl, elona, tome4, most roguelikes or roguelites are quite comfy.
When I am stressed out I just masturbate furiously while listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7rnwcRVjlk and playing Counter Strike: Global Offensive, snort a line of coke and drink energy drinks and vodka
So was Sephiroth controlled by Jenova or was Sephiroth the one in control the whole time?
Sephiroth was in control.
>>320252335
Jenova was pretty much in the background all the time , Sephiroth was messing shit up on his own
>>320252335
It was a partnership
rank the games you played in 2015 - from best to worst
>witcher 3
>mgs v
>bam ham
>just cause 3
>mortal kombat x
>fallout 4
>ac syndicate
ps: i only played triple A garbage
>Witcher 3
>Vermintide
>Solitaire
>[POWER GAP]
>Some shit from my backlog
I need to quit this hobby.
>Witcher 3
>MGSV
>Undertale
>Majoras Mask on 3DS
>War for the Overworld
>Fallout 4
>LISA
Played other games but they werent good enough that I even remember what they was or what they were called.
The Witcher 3
Shit
Fallout 4
MGS V (fuck vidya after this)
Undertale
Warning: This thread is canon.
Ahhh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them), the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons have driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to tempt your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic. And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
Remember when barkley 2 was supposed to come out in 2013?
>>320252580
Didn't he just take these from gamemaker forum posts?
>download tf2 couple of days ago
>join server
>start trolling murrifats
>"LOL dude whats with this bitchy french asshole?"
>ask burgers how they even know
>"when you join this server it says your name and what country you connected from, retard"
>don't feel like bantering, leave (murrifats aren't worth wasting breath on, didn't leave because I was embarrassed)
What is this shit? Is TF2 the only multiplayer game that shows your country?
many source games do this but on community servers. csgo have them too
Be the change you want to see on the board.
Report and hide, and never comment in shit threads again.
>>320251524
>french
go away baguette
Holy fuck this game is amazing. I picked it and Star Fox 64 up at my local game shop having never played either.
>>320250970
it's pretty challenging too
my grandma bought it for me on my 5th birthday with the snes. I just beat it last year after she passed away, I'm 27 now
>>320251094
I made it to Andross on the level 1 route. That fucking yellow bi-pedal robot on Venom was fucking awful.
>>320251283
you think that's bad? >>320251094 is right, the game can be quite challenging. especially the level 3 route. I couldn't beat sector Z until almost 10 years after orginally playing it.
>Bloodborne
>Disgaea 5
>Tales of Zestria
>Moe Chronicle
>Dungeon Travelers 2
>Yo-Kai Watch
>Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate
>Xenoblade Chronicles X
What was your favorite JRPG released this year, /v/?
Bloodborne
>>320250913
xenoblade senpai
tough that berseria next year looking good so far
MH4U. It's my GOTY as well.
GENO HAT CONFIRMED
>>320250886
Bullshit.
>>320250967
It's true. But it's just a mii fighter hat.
>FN@F shit in smash
okay, I'm out.
Comfy videogames
>>320251002
Full name?
>>320251071
sorry, it´s mini ninjas
>F- Zero NX
Just update GX with new tracks and parts and shit, fucking hell.
If they did anything with the series, I'd be happy.
That's the reason I bought a Wii U, and I'm just absolutely fucking pissed.
>>320251605
>That's the reason I bought a Wii U
>wasting money over games that arent even vaporware.
You deserve this.
>>320251605
>If they did anything with the series, I'd be happy.
Word.
Smash Bros still doesn't have best Nintendo girl.
>>320250450
>tfw you will never have a cutie monkey gf like Dixie
>tfw you will never be cucked by Donkey Kong's bbc
>tfw you will never be laughed at by mistress Dixie and her hung lover DK for not being able to compete
>tfw you will never have mistress Dixie give DK a tugjob with cumshot all over your face
>tfw you will never know what alpha gorilla semen taste like
Why even fucking live?!
>>320250450
I know, it's ridiculous.
It's really hard to believe best girl isn't in yet.
