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ITT: Vidya characters you wish you could hug
I want to smell the fusilli
What are some games that take place on a tropical paradise?
Super Mario Sunshine
Danganronpa 2
Just Cause 2
Do you answer the call /v/?
Put him on hold for my ogrelord
40k Thread?
let's get a smash tier thread going.
>>335112581
Fuck your shit tier lists with no sense at all.
This is a power tier list, and its objectibly correct for the most part. I don't play weeb games like FE so I don't know about that.
What is the worst idea a game developer ever had?
Realtime turnbased combat.
Singlehandedly killed Gen 5 for me
>>335112519
Who the fuck did they think would want to play this game on a Wii
Who did they think owned a Wii and not a DS
I'm looking for an adventure game for my PS4 with a massive and good-looking open world map, and so fat I've narrowed down my choices to Witcher 3, Dragon Age Inquisition, and Elder Scrolls online. Has anyone played these, and if so what would you recommend?
Ive only played ESO out of those 3, and I'd only recomend it if you intend on playing with some of your friends.
>>335112478
Dragon Age Inquisition isn't open world. It has large levels however.
>>335112478
I've played all of the above, so I can be somewhat honest:
Witcher 3 has the best setting, the best art, the best voice acting, the best "feel". The game isn't as big or as varied as it could be, but it does everything else pretty much perfectly. Wonderful story and characters. A+.
DA:I is great. Nothing like the other two DA's. Several smaller-but-still-big open worlds to roam around in, one of the largest amounts of land I've covered in a WRPG. Tons of items to find and loot and arms to create. Good story. Bland characters. Too many fetch quests. A-.
ESO: Boring Elder Scrolls MMO. Don't bother. D.
holy shit this game
>>335112191
I wanted to like it really bad, part of me still wants to give it another shot in good faith.
>>335112191
Brought it for 3 dollars and I still regretted it
This game looked like autism incarnate.
I can't help but laugh when Minecraft Youtubers are exposed as pedophiles. It's just so fitting that the people who get arrested for this shit on Youtube ALWAYS produce content for kids that annoys everyone but their demographic.
>>335112086
>cubscribe
Shit, and I thought that putting "duckscribe" at the end of my videos was terrible.
>>335112086
So, did he just have cheese pizza on his computer or did he actually go out and fuck kids?
I wish apple would make another console that wasn't shit like the pippin.
But they do, it's called the iPhone
>>335112085
>wanting a console from apple
>the king of planned obsolescence and walled garden marketplaces
>>335112085
Isn't the new Apple TV technically a console?
>grab conveniently placed item
>enemies spawn behind you
>You can smell the trap from three rooms away
>It's story required so you have to take the bait
>don't grab the item
>the enemies get blue balled and never come down to fight
>>335112038
>3rd person shooter
>room has convenient cover placement
>console
-plug and play
>pc
-have to create controller profiles for unsupported games
-latest drivers make things worse
-gpu company gimps games so they run worse on rival gpus
-unlocked frame rate is annoying. Vsync drops frames.
-have to find a good chair
-wrists still hurt
-constantly worry about the next upgrade
-have to grind all those skins or pay up
-have to keep telling myself DotA will be relevant for the rest of my life and all other games suck
My version is better
>Console
>Plug and play
Ahahaha
>Get new console game
>Go to put it in console, but need the controller so you can eject the disc currently in it
>Controller is dead, need to plug it in
>Put game in console
>Find out only the basic files are on the disk. The rest of the game needs to be downloaded in a 40 GB patch.
>And then installed
>Greeted with a screen telling you about all the DLC available and asking you if you'd like to proceed to the store
>Finally see the title screen
>New game
>Has to recap the entire story of the previous game or give you a 20 minute cutscene about the story
>Unskippable tutorial teaching you the very basics of the genre
>You finally get to play
>Realize the game runs at 25 FPS with dips anytime anything explodes
>Delude yourself into thinking the game is at least decent and slog through it since you spent $60 on it
>console
-several different $500 investments minimum that play a limited library each
-forced to play westernshit that churns out unfinished, buggy non-games
-forced to play japshit that churns out out-of-touch japan-focused content, though admittedly lots of Japanese games are fun, like Nintendo games, Platinum games etc
>pc
-Dunk $900 dollars on a setup that lasts you for 7 years and plays everything from 8 years ago prior
-manually replace broken parts instead of waiting a gorillion years for approved technicians to do a trivial electronics job
-huge library of games from all generations
-emulators for outdated systems that are brainlessly easy to set up
-free reign to pirate out-of-print games because no-one can be fucked suing someone over a product they don't make money from
-large variety of online multiplayer free to play games in various qualities and outlets
-can browse the internet and play games simultaneously
-can safely ignore AAA garbage if you have a favourite niche, most of the niches that are unprofitable on console
hallo
Bioshock
>>335111431
>>335111547
>>335112304
Is this the holy trinity of Singleplayer FPS games?
I fucking hate DotA 2 art design
what would be the game like if Blizzard Developed it?
>>335111532
I was with you on the puck one but honestly I fucking hate Blizzard's night elf design. AM's makeover wins for me
>what would be the game like if Blizzard Developed it?
I would assume something gay like all the characters riding around on rainbow unicorn mounts or some shit
>don't even try to kill anyone
>just like running around covering shit in paint
Am I autistic?
>enjoying video games
Better grab the scrip for those autism meds asap
>>335111394
We all are anon.
>>335111394
you're just doing what you are supposed to do instead of "going for the kills" like CoD kiddies
What was so bad about it?
>>335111378
It plays like Mario, there's nothing Sonic about it.
No slopes and physics like the old Sonic games, and lots of interruptions and precision platforming unlike the Unleashed/Generations style Sonic.
And parkour never fucking works as intended.
>>335111378
the reviewers
![farcry3_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7ndIlh1.jpg "farcry3 1[1]")
