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Fuck off it has everything you need in a first person exploration game where you can do pretty much anything
>lore
>exploring
>shooting
>crafting
>flying
I could literally go on for days
Stop making this thread
Make like twenty more of these threads
do you honestly believe the big shots that run the game industry would allow such a perfect game to exist? face it, yours is a pipe dream.
Where did this "Atari is for hipsters" meme come from?
Atari hasn't been relevant for 30 years. Where did YOU come from, anon?
>>336326902
Neither has your mom, but you still like her.
>>336326848
>Atari is for hipsters
What? First I ever saw it
Why am I getting Dreamworks vibes from this game? It's really reminding me of the tone that Shrek has. Realistic setting mixed with a bleak and sometimes pessimistic sense of humor with mythology and folklore from medieval Europe. The artstyle also reminds me of Shrek. Anyone else feel this way?
I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED
>>336326756
LOOKING KINDA DUMB WITH A FINGER AND A THUMB IN THE SHAPE
>>336327226
OF AN L
THIS BOSS IS LITERALLY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. IT'S NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO DODGE HIS ATTACKS AND THE FUCKING CAMERA DOES NOT WORK WITH THIS FIGHT.
FUCK THIS BOSS AND FUCK A TEAM.
dark souls is babby's first action RPG
>>336326769
Sure it is.
>>336326595
Literally and figuratively impossible. You fight the camera more than the bosses themselves.
ITT: Things in the WarCraft 3 campaign (RoC + TFT) that don’t make any sense.
Common /v/ bros. Don't disappoint!
I’ll start:
Orcs:
>The mighty Grom Hellscream gets captured like a bitch
>Humans keep him as prisoner and not executing him on the spot. Nevermind that the internment camp system failed years ago and orcs and humans are openly fighting again in Lordaeron.
>stationing a significant number of troops to guard the cage of one guy
>At the end of the mission there are ships next to the internment camp, along with open access to the ocean and ultimately – Kalimdor.
>The loading screen map clearly shows Thrall’s route going inland.
>The entire Orcish horde sets sail to Kalimdor on like 3 ships
>Lose a few ships to storms.
>Lose a few men along the way to murlocs, quilboars, centaurs
>Fighting the humans twice. Then split off.
>Go on winning against an immortal race after drinking that demonic Gatorade
>Then fight among each other a little bit and then make up
>Then fight the night elves and undead some more
>Still have the numbers and strength to stand up to the Burning legion in the end
>>336326509
Humans:
>Both Terenas and Antonidas don’t recognize Medivh, call him a madman and tell hit to fuck off, despite Medivh doing wizard shit in front of everyone (transforming from a crow) and having the clear appearance of a wizard. They don’t even listen him out.
>not revealing his true identity right then and there and afterwards explaining in detail the gravity of the situation
>instead goes like: “I bring tidings of dooooom! Go flee to Kalimdor just because I said so!”
>he just HAD to wait until the end of the storyline to do that
>Arthas not retreating from Stratholme to regroup together with Uther and Jaina, so that they may return with a fuckhuge army and deal with the undead however they see fit. Those people in Stratholme were infected and doomed anyway.
>Northrend: ”Burn down the ship to their frames! No one goes back home!” – Yells that shit while standing in the middle of his fucking base, within earshot of his men.
>final mission: “You lied to your men and betrayed the mercenaries that fought for you!” – in the middle of the base, while his remaining men are all present.
>Shiggy Diggy
>>336326509
Anon, you're just gonna get arguments here.
>>336326569
Undead:
>Arthas is weak as a bitch in the beginning
>Spend 2 missions wrecking the high elves’ lands and murdering everyone in your path
>third mission – Silvermoon still has no clue what’s going on in the kingdom at this point and needs to be notified by a runner sent by Sylvanas
>not sending your kingdom’s entire fucking army at the gates after the first attack, or calling everyone back to Silvermoon to fortify and make a stand
>Jaina flees Loraderon after finally taking Medivh’s advice.
>Antonidas stays behind, knowing fully well what happened everywhere and decides to make a stand.
>Not taking the book of Medivh with him, along with any Dalaran valuable items, and fleeing with her as well.
>The magical capital of the world hardly used any magic against you. The anti-undead aura was laughable.
>you spend the entire mission killing them off gradually like bitches and ultimately slaying their leader
>the fucking head of the Kirin Tor hardly poses any threat to your army
>lol k, that was fairly easy
>final mission: after being defeated (assuming they gathered their entire army to defend Dalaran and Antonidas), they somehow manage to come out with a fuckhuge army that mercilessly assaults YOU non-stop and almost manage to crush you in the very last minute.
ITT post something you hate about a game you like and others guess what it is
>only way to finish the mission is to kill enemies because most of the nonlethal weapons are shit and the only good one has really scarce ammo
>every fucking hates you when you get back to the base because of this
>>336326452
Deus Ex?
Here's mine: You can't control anyone in your party except your main character.
>>336328187
Persona 3?
>you can't see the True Ending until you get another ending, which in itself is super hard to find w/o a guide
>>336326452
todd was never in the chess club, right?
ITT: Thought provoking games
>thought provoking
What does that even mean? Everything provokes thoughts.
>>336326430
ITT: /v/ demonstrates once again that 90% of the people who browse here are so unable to accept responsibility for their actions that even when it barely fucking matters because it's a videogame, they still refuse to accept responsibility and get pissed at people instead.
>>336326430
It provoked me to thought it was a piece of shitbut in all seriousness it's mediocre at worse
What the hell happened to the RTS genre? What was once a genre dominated by thought and strategy, is now replaced with MOBAs where ansty kids flame each other and pay exhuberant prices for shitty skins.
How do we revive the great RTS genre?
>>336326383
Ok, I got it!! The RTS community must buy 100 copies of each RTS out so developers think people want more of them.
We had this discussion for a thousand times already.
Go check the archives, shitposter.
WUZ
How do you go from this...
...to this?
>>336326079
>>336326116
By being two unique characters.
So is this game just dead or what?
>>336325878
It released already?
>>336325878
They showed it off quite a bit earlier this year, guessing they're in the silent crunch period now.
>>336326132
>They showed it off quite a bit earlier this year
What? When?
I killed the chains dragon in the slave ship and then i went to the map screen. Ive missed some items in the village level so i clicked to go back. Now the game does not give an option to go back to the map screen and level restarted.
I mean wtf ? Is there anyway to go into the map screen.
Branches take you back to the map.
>>336325861
Whats that ?
>>336325935
Some item you get after beating the first level.
Just bought this, what am I in for?
>>336154194
A good time
>>336154194
Only one way to find out m80
Loving dank souls 3, but every game has it's flaws. What do you hate about it?
The game blatantly lies to the player with the poise stat. Poise has been proven to do absolutely nothing.
>>336325393
Bleed is op, no point playing online if you don't have rouge to apply to a strength/dex weapon
The weapon balance is complete shit.
>Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare uses nine year old animations from Call of Duty 4
Why is this allowed?
if it works it works
I hate CoD but I don't see the problem, honestly. If it aint broke don't fix it. How else should some nameless generic soldiers die when shot?
>>336325132
Because researchers beliefe that gravity and how the injured human body reacts to it had no significant changes between 2012 and 2016.
It's a completely different story I you listen to alien astronaut theorists...
Hey guys remember me?
You probably didn't until you saw this. I just wanted to reopen the wound for ya.
boohoo i want another minecraft clone
jokes on you i had 10$ worth of fun until i got bored of it
They're actually still working on it
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