What games let me romance elves?
Neverwinter nights 2. The creepy stalker kind.
>>338303352
This elf was the best elf.
Queen elf wasnt as good.
Is this the closest we'll get to a modern Timesplitters?
>>338303280
no, stop being a faggot ad play more game op
>>338303280
Nah, it's probably the closest we'll get to a merdwrn day TF2 without the austistic community who dance all day in lobbies.
>>338303280
Yes, and that's unfortunate, because it's not even close to what Timesplitters was.
:(
Im thinking about emulating some kings field games. Which ones are the better ones, are any of them real shitbuckets that arent worth playing?
Pls respond
How do you make that food man holy shit, i'm starving rn
>>338303671
Threw salmon in the oven at 350 with some teryaki blended with honey, tossed some canned green beans in a pot for a few minutes, while some rice was steaming in a rice cooker.
It was bretty good and i got to just watch anime for most of the cooking time
>approximately 200 years after the Great War
>people still talk about it as if though it happened yesterday
So... the War of 1812, amirite guys?
>>338302853
If the war of 1812 was the apocalypse I'm pretty sure we'd still be talking about it too.
>>338302992
We wouldn't really, we would acknowledge it as something very important that happened in the past, but that's it. For example ask a 'murrican about their history, and they will talk about settlers and war of independence and all that shit, but that's not what they normally talk about in everyday discussions.
Anyone in the mood for a Mario Maker Thread? The one earlier today died really quickly.
You know the drill, shill and play.
>>338302610
People still play mario maker? Jesus christ.
I made my first short gimmick level today.
Could I get some feedback on it?
https://supermariomakerbookmark.nintendo.net/courses/9884-0000-0242-E5CF
>>338302783
Yeah, why would you play fun games, or any games at all for that matter, when you could be shitposting instead? You tell them!
So what'd you roll for season 6, diabros?
Barb.
I ran a Tiki WD last season and the free set for WD in S6 was the same one, decided to get a different pace.
Necromancer.
>>338301954
The same thing I roll every season. HC whirlwind barb
what's your wishlist for pokemon sun & moon ?
>>338301908
Aomething makes me feel bad for muslim women and makes me want to protect them
Hard mode available from the start and on both versions this time.
>>338302181
There are no muslims in pokemon, thank god.
Is this the equivalent of seeing your girlfriend cheat on you?
>>338301858
Literally who?
>>338301858
The video game equivalent of your girlfriend cheating on you is you buying a good game, then the company that developes it (girlfriend) makes the sequel appeal to a wider audience (the other man).
Pretty much the entire story of the video game industry is equivalent to your girl leaving your for another man.
>>338302685
Shuhei Yoshida is President of Sony's Worldwide Studios for Sony Computer Entertainment Inc. Yoshida is among those responsible for the creation of Sony Computer Entertainment Inc.'s 170-person internal product development team.
You bought the full game r-right?
>buying gutted shit
Nintendo won't let me. They don't want me to buy it in general.
>>338301846
Nope no interest
Is Hearthstone p2w?
>>338301601
its a TCG what the fuck do you think
>>338301763
You can't even trade
>>338301763
fine its a collectable card game, you know what i meant you little shit
3 Days Until Release Edition
>What race are you maining?
>Who are you killing first?
>What races are you hoping for that haven't been confirmed yet?
>>338301447
>>What race are you maining?
Orc & Goblins first campaign
>>Who are you killing first?
Dwarfs, duh yah git
>>What races are you hoping for that haven't been confirmed yet?
All the Elves and Skaven
First for best race.
>>338301628
Aww, you motherfucker you beat >>338301686 to it. Still, clearly grand taste in race.
I feel like discussing what our dream Smash roster would be, so I've made this mock up roster of what I think would satisfy the most people. Purely in terms of character lineup. It doesn't take into account the unrealistic-ness of certain characters. Nor does it take into account that there's no way that we'd get about 30 newcomers in one new game.
Anyway here's how the roster works; There are 90 characters total, 92 if you count the Miis and Master Hand, with another 12 characters planned as DLC, once the DLC characters are all out there would be fucking 104 total characters, or 106 if you count the Miis and Master Hand! So totally unrealistic. But it would be great.
Now as for the characters themselves, I still limited it to video game characters, with the exception of Shrek, who for all intents and purposes a massive joke character who doesn't fit in the game at all, but honestly guys, could you even be mad if they actually put fucking Shrek in the game? Nintendo characters where the main focus, primarily iconic Nintendo characters who you'd kind of expect to be in a massive crossover game like Smash.
Lastly I want to talk about the three "special" slots at the bottom. The ? is obviously random, and the Miis work much in the same way they did in Smash 4, however now you will also notice Master Hand is there. Master Hand would be, a totally OP character who's only there for fun. He would absolutely be banned on most online modes and in tournaments, however he's there if; A) you want an extra challenge fighting against an OP character B) you want to feel like a god wrecking shit. or C) You could have a younger sibling or friend who is shit at the game and you let them play as Master Hand so you don't keep beating their ass. So essentially Master hand is a player controlled Boss.
So, my question for you, v, is what would you think about this roster? and what characters would you like to see in the 12 future DLC spots? Was there any big characters I missed?
Oh and here’s a quick breakdown of the characters:
Veterans:
Mario, Luigi, Peach, Yoshi, Bowser, Bowser Jr, Rosalina and Luma, Wario, Doctor Mario, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Link, Zelda Ganondorf, Sheik, Toon Link, Samus, Zero Suit Samus, Villager, Pikachu, Charizard, Greninja, Mewtwo, Lucario, Jigglypuff, Squirtle, Ivesaur, Pit, Palutena, Dark Pit, Captain Falcon, Marth, Ike, Roy, Lucina, Robin, Corin, Kirby, King Dedede, Meta Knight, Ness, Lucas, Little Mac, Fox, Falco, Wolf, Dunk Hunt Duo, ROB, Mr Game & Watch, Ice Climbers, Olimar, Wii Fit Trainer, Shulk, Sonic, Pac Man, Mega Man, Ryu, Bayonetta, Snake, Cloud
So basically I think all the veterans are there aside from Pokemon Trainer (for obvious reasons) Young Link who has been pretty much replaced with Toon Link from Brawl onwards, and Pichu because who gives a fuck about Pichu.
Newcomers:
Waluigi, Captain Toad (with a Toadette pallet swap), Dixie Kong, King K Rool, Impa, Midna, Skull Kid, Tingle (somewhat of a joke character), Ridley, Space Pirate, Tom Nook, Sceptile, Gengar, Whatever the final evolution of Litten from Gen 7 will be, Waddledee, Ninten, Masketta Man, Peppy, Krystal, Captain N (100% joke character), Issac, Inkling (can be male or female), Banjo & Kazooie, Shovel Knight, Shantae, Bomberman, Rayman, Crash, Spyro, and the biggest joke character of all, Shrek.
The bottom 15 are all third party characters and there’s even a little Playstation section!
>>338301326
For me personally it's too many pokemons and too many fire emblem characters.
I would like to see some more kongs in there. maybe lanky or cranky. Also Conkers is missing. Otherwise that roster is fucking aces.
>>338302192
There are as many Pokemon as there are Mario Characters which I guess makes sense because they are the two biggest Nintendo franchises. Maybe there doesn't need to be Litten's evolution. I've also always thought there where too many Fire Emblem characters in Smash 4, however that was mostly due to the lack of characters I personally deemed more important. Such as Zelda characters, Metroid characters and Donkey Kong Characters. But with a roster this size I don't think 6 Fire Emblem characters is too bad. And they are just the same ones from the last game.
Conker would be awesome, as would another Kong, maybe Cranky Kong.
quick
name good original ds games
Radiant Historia, 999, Hotel Dusk, Ace Attorney series, Pokemon HG/SS, Etrian Odyssey 2 and 3.
Aliens: Infestation
Elite Beat Agents, Henry Hatsworth in the Puzzling Adventure, Big Bang Mini, Kirby Mass Attack/Canvas Course.
JA2 thread?
>JA2 thread.
Starting up a new game of Urban Chaos/1.13 hybrid. I've played JA2 from beginning to end close to a hundred times, so I'm running out of fresh approaches.
Anybody have any unique/fun yet still effective builds/squads/loadings?
I was thinking of going a shotguns/pistols only run, but will hold out a bit to see if someone has any better ideas.
I can never finish a campaign. I started 1.13 with Alruco Revisited and got probably 50% through, found myself in a situation where my A team was split in 2 between multiple 30 man patrols and my B team was falling flat on their asses every single time they tried to retake a SAM site that was only guarded by 10 red shirts.
I want to restart and bump my IMP's up to 6 and fiddle around with the skills to make a joke team of friends or vidya characters, but then I remember the 35 hour slog to secure the airport and get properly kitted and I stop again.
I used to love this shit. I dunno what happened.
>>338301392
I've played through so many times now that I actually think the early game is the best part. The game loses a lot of excitement when everyone has full body armor and automatics.
>>338301087
I started JA2 fairly recently. Any tips for surviving the early game? What should I bumrush? Who's worth hiring?
What do you want to see in the next Animal Crossing game?
Roommates, dating, and marriage
>be me
>passing through some bad times, life is not going well
>my birthday
>play animal crossing
>load my village, it's raining, comfy 11/10
>a villager tells me to come with him, and don't ask anything
>enter his house
>they prepared a surprise birthday party for me
>that music
>they're all happy and singing
>just to make me happy
>tfw after midnight my game crashed
>tfw that day never happened>tfw after midnight my game crashed>tfw that day never happened
>>338301868
oh god damn I wrote those lines 2 times