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Is it any good?
Looks kinda cool.
Or this? I just need something to play.
Hellooooooooo? Faggots?
CHECK THE FUCKING CATALOG.
It looks like God of War: Lords of Shadow – Mirror of Fate. As in, it totally misses the point of what made the original so fun and goes for today's audience with the most generic modern video game trappings (qtes, boring gory combos) instead of trying to capture and elevate the essence that made the original (as flawed as it was) so memorable.
Also, the new score sounds so generic in comparison to the original.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JZA_IAaN-Q
Ask the most knowledgeable Metroid fan on /v/ anything.
What's does nintendo's semen taste like?
>>339232534
Nintendo is a corporation, not a person, I don't think it's possible for it to have semen.
Having said that, I dunno what anybody's semen tastes like.
>>339232483
how does it feel knowing metroid become a joke?
Hey, If you want to be OP as fuck in PvE and you are a dex fag, then dual wield these. Absolutely nothing will survive.
>>339232130
Are they really that OP?
I feel like the Gravewarden Twinblades are better.
But I've been using these as a magic fag.
>He plays Souls games for the pvp
>>339232289
>he didn't read the OP
Congratulations, you've failed.
Is there anything available that is remotely as good as this?
Doesn't even have to be same fetish.
>>339232045
which aspect are you looking for exactly? the slave training aspect? cos if you're looking for western porn games, there are a lot of good ones
AIF games by goblinboy
Vdate games by Tlareo, Ariane and Chaotic
LoP games
Christiesroom
probably there are others, but these are the ones I know of
>there's one fag in the internet that makes games for your taste and he starts a new project every year and abandons the last one
>>339233090
>if you're looking for western porn games, there are a lot of good ones
I sincerely doubt that.
>"This remake is pretty terrible - but it could be worse, I could be playing the original NES versions. Those have to be a million times worse."
>mfw I find out that the GBA games are almost exact 1:1 remakes of the NES games except for a tiny few modernizations like being able to save anywhere
So does Square actually legitimately think that these games are perfect and that none of the systems/stories needed to be updated? Here's an example of the games bad design:
>Earth Cave with the vampire boss fight
>Have to go through 3 stages of bullshit maze caves and horrible random battles
>Once the vampire is defeated(and I don't mean the Lich guy), you get a ruby and have to leave, which means means going through the same thing 3 times
>Then once you give a ruby to a giant and talk to an old man, you have to go BACK to the vampire caves and go down the same 3 levels just so you can then go into even MORE maze caves
Obnoxious backtracking like this is unforgivable.
>trying to start a decent thread on /v/
JUST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_C2HJvtRDY
Fuck off OP
Any idea who this secret unannounced character is going to be?
Jigglypuff seen from above
Forte
>>339231756
>Mumei
Wut
But I thought we were bros and shit ;_;
>>339231745
>ves acts like she barely knows you
>roche acts like you arent best bros that slew a king together
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>339231745
>>339233680
>ves is pissy because you literally bailed on them after you were done
>Roche and you no longer have a common goal, soldier's loyalty and all that
I didn't mind it.
You have 10 second to come up with something that will make an edgy vidya game protagonist
I'll start
>protagonist is seeking revenge from god
>>339231679
>protagonist is half angel/half demon
>he says FUCK YOU a lot.
...
whatever
>>339231679
It isn't anything personnel.
ITT: Games that have given you Buyer's remorse.
I'll start with pic related.
I haven't had this little fun in an assassins creed ever. Typically they all have their own gimmicks that make the game fun but this quite literally has nothing going for it. SJWs ruined this bullshit game.
The new TMNT game
I refunded that shit 16 minutes after I bought it
>>339231348
Starbound.
>>339233239
>Refunded 16 minutes after you bought it
So you didn't even play it?
>turning rundown, abandoned areas into a base of operations that gradually becomes more populated and changes according to the quests or missions you do
I fucking LOVE it when games do this.
Dishonored did it with the home hub, Skyrim did it with one of the guilds and some other places I believe (hearthfire is straight up building your own hub, so not sure if that counts), VtMB kind of does it with your apartment posters.
I'm not sure if The Witcher 1 or 2 ever did it, I seem to remember something kind of like it after clearing some area of monsters. I haven't been able to play TW3 yet but I've heard they do it with settlements, and Blood & Wine might give you a vineyard home with similar features.
As far as I'm concerned all games should have this feature. What other games do this?
>>339231062
Freedom Fighters and Skies of Arcadia.
>>339231062
Was kinda hopping MGSV did it. It technically does but it's supper underwhelming.
>>339231062
The Division does it pretty well.
We always talk about the worst endings in vidya, let's change that.
Best endings thread
>>339231019
>the game ends with max in bahia
>good ending
kek
>>339231019
A given for any good endings thread. I fucking bawled. Well, not quite, but I did cry.
>>339231845
What makes it bad then? After all the shit he's been through in the 3 games, he finally retires and walks off into the sunset. Hell, he doesn't even have a monologue, it's all peacefully quiet now.
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Hey, /v/. I got to go take a shit really quick. Would you mind watching my battle station for me?
Also, please don't touch anything while I'm gone. Thanks.
Alright, who's gonna push the button?
>>339230939
I'll wait for you to come back.
>>339231203
339231203
Well wait a minute now, we don't even know what the button does. I don't want to push it.
>>339231203
This guy got the right idea
>Using math equations as "puzzles"
>>339230650
(6 * 2) - 8 + 9 / 1 = 13
Took me 5 seconds senpai.
>When the answer is literally right in front of you
>>339230797
It's lazy. Give me an actual puzzle or just give me the prize
Why aren't you playing Paragon, /v/? It has actual graphics.
>>339230635
Did they fix the slow gameplay from the closed beta/alpha? So terribly terribly slow, so fucking boring.
Because I could be spending that time masturbating to Overwatch porn.
>>339230635
Shitty Battleborn clone just like Overwatch was.
What game would be your favourite for a 1000v1000 deathmatch?
Mount and blade
>>339229887
Stellaris
>>339229887
is this a game that's a game, or is it a game that's an early access kickstarter piece of vaporware
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