Celebrity House Thread
does he live there alone
Boy did I pick the wrong career...
Is that like a guest house in the back between the grotto and the tennis court?
>>71894277
>not pictured
>the simulated underground vietcong tunnels complete with vietnam fucking shits for target practice
>>71894277
vietnam fucking shits
>>71894277
imagine all the paparazzi that could easily take photos of him from those vantage points
how horrible, i wouldnt be able to relax
>>71894311
This
>>71894277
i hate it when celeb houses have fucking oval pools not amenable to swimming laps
are they fucking idiots?
>>71894389
literally living in the Planet of the Apes
fucking munky
>>71894389
why the hell the house have a Tatooine farm on the roof?
>>71894311
lel, this.
>>71894364
>paps going through hills and shit just to get a chance to get a pic of mark wahlberg
nah son
they just take choppers and fly over celebs houses
>>71894358
John is way too obsessed with fucking planes, i'm sure he'll die in a plane crash.
>>71894518
Blue milk son
>>71894532
with no survivors
>>71894389
For sure someone shit in the pool.
>>71894333
check'd and kek'd
Here I am in a 14m2 apartment... trying to earn min. wage..
christ
>>71894567
they're big guys
>>71894277
>>71894389
>walls iz racist and stuff!!
>walls dont work!!
>houses surrounded by walls
even the pope
why are all celebs hypocrites?
>>71894603
pretty humble home tbqh
could buy something similar here for just 500k but it probably cost a few million for her
>>71894560
just imagine how many kilos of coke are stashed in some underground lair there.
>>71894560
this pic ain't as nice but you can see the pool
seem Leo has better taste in houses than he does in roles
tfw of below average iq
tfw not creative in anyway
tfw only basic education
tfw future is flipping burgers, jail or suicide.
>>71894610
theyve been this way for literally thousands of years
and the fucking retarded cunt plebs still get duped
>>71894594
WAKEY WAKEY WAGEKEK
>>71894644
He probably has a smuggling tunnel that comes directly from Tijuana/San Diego for his personal Sinaloa supply.
>>71894560
This looks like a factory
>>71894594
relax anon
I make 150k+ a year and live in a 500 square foot apartment.
>California
>people will actually accept being wagecucks in a world where this exists
what the fuck is wrong with their brains?
>>71894707
>>71894644
Leo has never done drugs and need professional counseling in order to act intoxicated for his role on The Wolf of Wall Street
>>71894658
why don't you learn to be a carpenter or electrician or some shit
then you can live in small-town Texas or Midwest in a modest house with a big ass yard
>>71894277
what do you even do in a house like that
I spend like 90% of my time in one room. does he spend all day just walking across his house?
WHO /pool/ here?
>>71894773
i love pools and swim erryday but this is just pure Quebec trash
>>71894773
Travlota obsesses over planes, that singing bitch is obsessed over water parks.
>>71894560
Looks like a shopping mall.
>>71894756
im stupid, im not joking. trouble with perception and geometry, trouble with language and expression, and math.
also I have only one leg and ruined spine so I cant do anything physical
>>71894773
My I-hate-the-planet pool-garden.
>sucess
>>71894740
>some people have it better than me
>might as well not even try in life
>>71894789
Those type of columns look tacky as shit on modern buildings
0/10 would not live in
>>71894770
this made me realize how annoying it must be to walk from the computer to the bathroom. he's probably so far away from bathrooms that he can't make it there and back during a commercial break
why doesnt they live on a sailboat
I you were a millionaire actor/actress what would your house have? If grill post feet and timestamp
Who not so big celeb home here?
>could literally get something just as big here for 400k
>this house is worth 7 million because it's in Malibu
Who needs a house as big as these? Imagine if all the celebrities just moved out and let the homeless people live there instead.
>>71894862
right? like are there multiple kitchens or does he have to walk half a mile every time he wants a snack?
>>71894600
For each other
>>71894610
>average libcuck: WALLS WON'T STOP ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS LOL
>a child: So your home doesn't have walls?
>average libcuck: Well... er um I...uh *cough*... you... umm.... YOU'RE A RACIST!!!
>>71894799
You sound mad jealous
I mean it's got a mini river and a beach. I'm not a pool guy but if I was this would be everything I would want
>>71894789
That's a pretty shitty playground for all those apes they have
>>71894868
some do
>>71894882
I knew a super rich guy when I was in high school and they had a second kitchen upstairs by the kids rooms and game room and stuff. it was stocked with root beer and snacks 24/7
>>71894789
Looks like all the fuckin rugrats live at the palace of justice.
>>71894773
>someone like this will unironically talk about environmental conservation at some horseshit charity or gala event
humans need to be fucking eradicated by an alien fleet
>>71894773
Imagine being the pool guy for this place everyday you come to work, there is a pool on the roof, theres a pool in the garage, fucking pools everywhere
Honestly I would just have condos in multiple places. like rome, paris, manhattan condos fuck houses
>>71894773
>no water slides
missed opportunity
>>71894831
did you have an accident or some shit? god damn son
If i was as rich as this celebrities i would buy 3 floors on a luxury apartment building in Manhattan and just live there.
One floor is comfy town, comfy as fuck, another floor recreation area with stuff to relax and unwind, and the last floor would be a place with huge windows to look at the skyline from every angle.
fuck big houses outside cities or in the forest those are shit.
>>71894842
I mean people that work at wagecuck bullshit for life and are 'fine' with it.
>>71894908
it's so they don't get uppity and they have to end up sending them back to their shitholes
>>71894277
wtf do they do with all this room? people could literally be squatting there everyday and they wouldnt know
>>71894603
i feel like this angle is deceiving. look how small that car is.
>>71894770
>wake up ~5am
>walk to kitchen, turn on coffee maker
>start journey to front curb to fetch the newspaper
>hydrate yourself with water from one of the many fountains on the way
>get to curb, pick up paper
>venture back, resting under your many palm trees to shade yourself from the midday sun
>enter your lair and summon the rest of your strength to make it back to the kitchen where you enjoy a still moderately warm pot of coffee
>>71895010
pfffftt
all the cash must go to gay hush money
>>71894984
Baldwin did that, the paparazzis and the idiots asking for autographs wouldn't leave him alone and he ended up fucking off.
>>71894870
Ya, no one wants to live in your shit area so you get better pricing.
>>71894968
It's there
>>71895010
do you think he has grills over for dinner and they wear skirts with no underwear at the table and playfully tease him while they eat?this is now my new fetish
>>71895018
>people could literally be squatting there everyday and they wouldnt know
Apparently Matt Dillons little brother came and lived at his house in Malibu in the 90s for two weeks before Matt realized he was staying there.
>>71894894
>My house: nothing interesting inside
>The USA: the most prosperous economy in the entire world
Gee, I wonder why people might put extra effort into getting into the USA than some random house!
Fucking republicucks.
>>71894977
i pulled a sled 50miles in snow and lost my leg due to it
>>71894789
>That big yard
>all of those kids
>all of that money
"Just give us this playground from the Menards sales paper."
hey, what's the deal with big houses?
Clooney
>>71895077
>WALLS DON'T WORK LOLOLOL
>libcuck logic
>>71895052
And here George is obsessed with boats, i'm sure if some of these actors out about anime they'd probably end up filling their shit with figurines and crap, these people go over board with they're hobbies.
>>71895052
That is a nice looking swamp.
>>71895052
That grass near the bottom of the picture looks fucked up. Are they hiding something?
>>71895048
>ywn see Celine Dion in a sexy swimsuit winding down after a stressful week of touring by enjoying her own private waterslide
jdimsa
>>71895077
so you think anyone and everyone has a right to come here and reap the reward of something they had fuck all to do with?
>>71895038
what do you mean he fucked off to a house? or he fucked off and bought the floors?
>>71894920
dat mommy in the blue
>>71895074
Would that be the dillon thats in entourage?
>>71895137
He fucked off back to LA, probably a house.
>>71895118
those other boats are the neighbors. his one boat is nect to the house elevated
>>71895121
it's where George dumps the corpses after he's sucked all the youth out of them
>>71895148
Yep
>>71895093
Surprised how tasteful his house looks compared to how disgustingly rich this jew is.
Penn Jillette's house
>tips atheism
>>71895052
needs more boats
>>71895010
Best looking house in the thread
Most megamansions that celebs have look bloated and shit, like they wanted to build a palace but just weren't that rich to build something that could replicate an actual palace
>tfw using this thread as inspiration for making houses in the Sims
>>71894277
>>71894389
>>71894560
These make me uncomfortable. Just imagine sleeping with all those empty rooms around you.
>>71895093
I wonder how long he makes some poor mexican spend on those lawn lines
Penn Jillette's house
>>71895038
Well if you buy one of those apartments with private elevators you can avoid all those problems(maybe i don't know, i'm poor), you know those elevators that need a key to get to the floor and another key to open the doors to a mini-lobby with the entrance to your apartment.
>>71895156
what a shame really.
>>71895203
I agree.
I can't even imagine what the fuck to do with more than 20 rooms.
>>71895096
>this is how the average Hollywood """"environmentalist"""" lives
>>71895223
oh yeah
based vegas
>>71894789
What a fucking depressive place
>>71895093
What's with all the empty grassy space, does he have a golf fetish or something
>>71895215
>empty
alright yes rooms are probably empty but the house is probably not, you'd have security, 24/7 chefs to cook for you, cleaning crew 24/7 and etc.
i mean thats what i would do with the money and that giant house.
Another Clooney house
>>71894908
Nah that's for the korean kids, the africans use the forest further up
>>71894277
I like the court in the back.
Comfy as fuck how the yard is surrounded by hills.
>>71895226
>Well if you buy one of those apartments with private elevators you can avoid all those problems
Nah they were waiting for him on the street every single day, there's pics of it and him going real mad.
>>71894560
Looks like a fucking apartment complex.
>>71895223
bro that's in vegas, it probably cost only 2m to build.
>ywn build a Vegas memehouse
why live
>>71895136
That's not what we were talking about. We were talking about why the idea of a wall is retarded. I see that you have accepted that it is and changed the subject.
>>71895116
Nobody is doubting that it would work, it's just a completely retarded idea. He won't get it in place during his presidency and his successor will 100% be a democrat because if elected, he would fuck up so badly just like every populist president ever. Once their voters realize how weak the president of the USA really is, they get butthurt.
Or maybe not, Trump followers are professionals at deflecting blame like the manchildren they are.
>>71894560
ikea
>>71894789
>have house filled with black and brown children
>house looks like a plantation house
something is fishy
>>71895273
Nigga needs to call the roofers
>>71894560
Looks like a Tony Hawk level
>>71895287
>Nah they were waiting for him on the street every single day, there's pics of it and him going real mad.
well shit
>>71894560
He live in his old high school?
>>71895256
his house is built roughly in the style of an Italian villa from the 1500s. They were built on working farms and were the first homes that took advantage of the land and the view you got from seeing it. plus less trees means less work and bigger yard means more privacy
>>71895296
You sure you'd want to live in a desert? I mean, there's a drought going on and Lake Mead will run dry in a few years. You'd get thirsty as fuck homie.
>>71894358
>you will never live in an airport
>>71895223
Viva Las Vegas
>>71895320
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/rustic
>>71895320
thats probably old slate. that would make it fancy
>>71894389
This memehouse is insane.
outta the way fuckin shits
Posts big ass apartments owned by artists in cities.
come on senpai.
>tfw no apartment in Manhattan looking to central park while also having a view of downtown
why even live
>>71895223
How can he afford this on a garbageman's salary?
>>71894836
>>71894949
>>71894958
>all this waste
reminder she literally did this during Katrina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjYABkvSiTI
>>71895352
i kinda like that. Mid century
>>71895318
he likes building them colonial plantation houses
>>71895132
I find your taste questionable, but I ain't mad atcha
>>71894328
it is his cuckshed
>>71895397
i fucking knew it kek
>>71895397
bravo
>>71894789
>Imagine living in that depressing compound
>With Angelina Jolie as your mother
>and depressed Brad Pitt as your emotionally distant father
>>71894644
The Wolf of Wall Street isn't real, anon.
>>71894532
especially since he doesn't leave them in a hanger
>>71895203
It's modest and practical.
The up keep costs is lower, in case his career tanks.
>>71895273
the guy has class
compared to all the other plebs here with their tacky bullshit
>>71895352
this place looks pretty chill actually, pot burning bungalow
>>71895136
Yes.
>>71895052
>where do you want your 40 boats George?
>just park them on the lawn
>>71895383
This motherfucker owns a town
>>71895223
I'm sorry I love Penn Jillette. I own bullshit on DVD and went to his magic show at a casino in Oklahoma. However, that is supreme tacky and somebody needs to tell him.
>>71895096
did he just join two homes together
>>71895383
imagine playing hide and seek there
>>71895434
>and depressed Brad Pitt as your emotionally distant moms husband
ftfy
>>71894277
>all this hollywood new money
>>71895397
Top kek
>>71895203
>lusting after tatum
just suck his dick already homo
>>71895383
>how do you want your house Bill
>just build me a fucking college
>>71895349
What a stupid idea. Your lot size determines your privacy not your lawn
>>71895096
Looks like some kind of toxic dump site
![slide_297187_2445329_free[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OB4VgdB.jpg "slide_297187_2445329_free[1].jpg")
oprah
>>71894920
>>71895143
I really wonder what is in the mind of those women who get on boards.
>>71895383
can you imagine how much cool shit is in there
https://www.google.com/maps/@34.2117194,-118.6895095,142m/data=!3m1!1e3
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5°C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS
>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
>>71895223
looks like a bunch of affordable apartment buildings in a major downtown city were mashed together
>>71894358
hes even with a woman in his celebrity house profile photo, what a desperate fuck hes fooling absolutely no one
>all this houses outside cities
it triggers my autism and scares me.
this is how those murder movies about killers are.
big house, family of some, rainy night, suddenly murderer.
i mean they probably have like 50 guards inside and outside for safety but still.
>>71895520
Nigga, this is the fucking X-Mansion
>>71895435
>The Wolf of Wall Street isn't real, anon.
False. Jordan Belfort is a real guy.
no Xanadu yet?
can you imagine the 'eyes wide shut' level of hedonism that must've gone on at this plce
>>71895223
that's actually a nice area too
~t. vegasfag
>>71895527
>this is the only way i know how to further my "career"
>Johnny Depp's Bahamas house.
Not the biggest, I think we have a winner.
>>71895480
that looks like CGI
>>71895551
You're a massive pussy
>>71895383
Is that Balmer's shed on the right?
>>71895383
I bet this nigga orders Pizza Hut delivered
>>71894437
oval pools are more suitable for social gatherings but you wouldn't know that being the retarded ronery autist you are
>>71895223
Looks like a Miami strip mall from an episode of Ren & Stimpy.
>>71895450
Ok Im going to come stay in your house rent free.
Dont you dare kick me out you racist
>>71895511
>caged-in pool
Wut?
>>71895504
well yeah but with that huge of a lot you're going to end up having a big lawn. maybe he likes walking in the grass aimlessly and having tented parties in his yard rather than stuffing in a golf course for no reason.
the really rich people near me set their houses way back from the road like that so their parties can be loud and stuff and it's not like they're going to put anything in their front yard besides trees
>>71895557
Definitely eating and/or fucking exotic animals.
I just want an apartment with huge windows and a sweet view like Refn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxsVYRsPkGc
>>71895298
>it's just a completely retarded idea
>WALLS ARE SO RETARDED LOL
>libcuck logic
>>71895598
They're so little kids won't fall in you dingus.
>>71895598
kids anon
>>71895397
thank you, I needed this
>>71895598
Probably local laws about pool fences
>>71895556
prove it loser
maybe it's because im a normal person and not a part of the rich liberal elite class, but a big house doesn't sound very comfy
imagine entering a room and not having that comfy feeling because it's so huge and sterile and the furniture's been rarely used and it feels cold and foreign. that'd be like half of your house. you only have one butt, your house only needs to be so big.
>>71895598
Pool's closed
>>71895598
some pain-in-the-ass localities force you to put your pool in a cage as a precaution against kids drowining.
Never mind you've got fuckign walls, you still have to have a cage. Dumb as all fuck
>>71895614
>tfw you'll never hang with Goose in your high rise
>>71895457
He most certainly knows that though. Also it must be an amusing as fuck house with secret passage ways because you know Magicians.
Anyone know that Island that Richard Branson owns? He lives on it doing all his company business from there. Dude's all set.
>>71895598
Its so people don't slip in and die, break their jaws in the edges
come on son, do you even have a family?
>he isn't a family man
>>71894277
>none of these people have roller coasters
>none of these people have go cart tracks
>none of these people have a private skatepark
>none of these people have what appears to be a basic home above ground and a massive expansive bomb shelter/lair beneath
>none of these people have a trebuchet or catapult to launch things at their neighbors
>none of these people have secret tunnels (unconfirmed) or secret spinning bookshelves to reveal secret rooms
>none of these people have their own water purification system garden with hydroponic system and farm
>none of these people have a moat and wall around their massive home with real alligators/crocodiles
If you aren't gonna spend your money in a cool way, you don't deserve to have it
>>71895614
I'm sure Refn stands in the balcony and looks at people walking the street like small ants while going on autism fueled ego trips.
ohfuck
Depp's private island
I guess the woman gonna get this now
>>71895598
So the kids won't drown.
>>71895511
Is their lawn on top of a house? Wut
>>71895365
>>71895367
>same neighborhood
>same style of house
>can you spot the difference
Uhm no, he needs new roofing
He probably spends so much on mansions and boats he can't afford to maintain them
based
>>71895640
I imagine most of them only use their biggest houses to store kids/host parties
Actors tend to move a lot, plus i'm sure most of them have multiple houses.
It's more a trophy than a place to live
>>71895640
They pretty much have to, it gets to the point where they have so much traffic of people coming and going they need to upsize.
>>71895638
his name, dot com.
Also the game
>>71895557
I dont really want to know
>>71895683
dat solar panel farm
>>71895511
>can't shoot threes from the top of the key
>>71895550
There was a point last decade he could have come out with everyone totally cool with it. Now it's passed
>>71895683
>the island of rape
ok.....
>>71895695
I wonder if that's parked outside Julia's mansion.
>>71895683
I'd rather have Brando's atoll
its fuckin raw
>>71895695
You'd think with all his roles he'd be able to afford at least a double wide.
>>71895352
she also has this ranch that she never moved in
>>71895768
>Owning a pool in the UK
>>71895383
jfc
>>71895576
This is all I want in life
>captcha is literally palm trees
>>71895551
Would make a decent movie t b h. Someone should break in strapped with go pros and fuck with some actors family all night
>>71895511
>45 million dollar estate
>your neighbors house is literally 5 feet away across a ivy hedge
Come on rich people, you're fucking killing me
>>71895495
>>71895383
That's a lecture hall at the top right?
>>71895640
I know rite?
If I had unlimited money I'd just want some Beach side property. A nice TV and maybe a really swanky kitchen for the personal chef.
Also lots of closets just so I'd have room to put shit away.
>>71895692
it looks like a palladio villa. if it's labeled a historical site then there are a bunch of rules about what you're allowed to replace and not in order to keep it historical. probably can't replace the roof unless its looking bad
>>71895599
I think he's just a boring person
Give me a condo in
Rome
Paris
Manhattan
who the fuck needs a mansion.
>>71895789
that's in California
>>71895587
this reply is so hood
>>71894870
how the hell does liam hemsworth have 7 million dollars? or any dollars?
>>71895640
you could fucking sprint around the house while masturbating and jumping all over the furniture and rolling around all over the place though
like you could just fucking let loose whenever you want
>>71895683
>windmills
>solar panels
>that little harbor
this is fucking awesome. I'm guessing he has desalination equipment there too. this is the perfect apocalypse base. plenty of land to farm on if needed and tons of fish to catch
>>71895217
Seriously though I'm at full mast looking at those lines
>>71895673
>>none of these people have their own water purification system garden with hydroponic system and farm
It really is fucking disgusting these celebs will scream and cry on the news about the environment and none of them know jack shit about any of this. All these houses could be completely self sustaining and still luxurious
>>71895820
>>71895820
If you had lots of money you would also get lots of friends. You need space to invite people over and have parties.
>but I wouldn't have parties!
Yes you would have parties because your new memefriends will force you, and you will try to be cool with them.
>>71895532
OHHHH HES HURT MIKE
>>71895692
you may not like it, but if thats the original slate roof then its fancy
>>71895520
why so big house
idgi
>>71895528
Everything is technology. There was some video from like 8-10 years ago about all the walls have built in mood screens/lighting that activates by reading the person in the room and like adjusting color and image and whatever. Dude has an amazing house. Can only imagine what it's like in there these days.
>>71895527
>i hope i get to fuck someone in exchange for things
>>71895866
>who the fuck needs a mansion.
you want one when you would like to have more space to yourself if you're a public figure like them
>>71895872
Hunger Games nigga
>>71895614
how the fuck does refn afford that?
>>71895383
>all this shit
>no pool
>>71895757
all passengers aboard, last ferry to rape island is leaving
>>71895922
it's probably like 5k a month. he makes that easily
>>71895937
Did you not see he owns a fucking lake?
>>71895557
what in the fuck is that
its just a house for family, not a meme hotel?
>>71895640
I watch gay new yorkers selling real estate for millions of dollars on bravo
me and my gf thought about this
30 million dollars, 2 of us, wtf would we do with a 10,000 sq foot apartment? like 5,000 sq outdoor space?
I would rather live on a private beach with a 2-3 bedroom 1-2 bath with a neat layout and not a load of upkeep, something with like soundproof walls and a build in club, or a large studio for art and shit maybe some home made avant garde movies with 20-30 foot roofs
I don't want a bunch of fucking strangers roaming my property/inside my house all day because it's so big I gotta hire someone to do the upkeep
>Also how many fucking european cat burglars would you deal with when you're THAT rich?
>>71895511
>dat underground house
Affleck literally has a Batcave
>>71895937
He has a lake anon. it's probably heated too
can't find a picture of the exterior, but del Toro's got a massive mansion with a room that rains 24/7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0WXqEl846k
>>71895955
>letting the water all the poor people use touch your skin
>>71895557
he built a fucking castle in the middle of boston for his club at harvard too
truly next level
