Celebrity House Thread 2
>>71896850
>it's an anon tries to continue a semi successful thread episode
Never a good idea.
>>71896850
>that hair
JUST
![wp8615b13d_06[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/1bmIPkG.png "wp8615b13d_06[1].png")
if i were a rich bitch like oprah i'd build one of those classy early 20th century skyskrapers
why are rich celebs so boring who wants a giganto cardboard house. build something cool, you dumb rich liberal jews.
>>71896850
fucking dump
all the cash must be in krugerands under the floorboards
>>71896884
fuck off retard
>>71896903
Damn, that looks comfy.
Would raise a family of five in/10
>>71896881
threads don't cost much anon
i say give it a whirl
>>71896966
Best house so far.
>>71896933
damn nice. is that a little rock climbing wall? maybe just a treehouse
>>71896994
For his workouts I bet he just sprints from one end of the house to the other
>>71896924
Keanu confirmed for best pool
>>71896994
based cruise
What's he growing in there /tv/?
>Not building your own skyscraper so you can cover the penthouse in gold for free.
>>71896994
How many closets do you think it has?
>>71896937
>taylor swift owns 4 super expensive homes
>2 private jets
>made 170 million bucks
>most I have ever seen her donate to anything is 50,000 bucks
>gets most charitable celebrity of 2015
top kek
ol freckles really keeps his shit under wraps
>>71897088
>made 170 million bucks from 2015-2016
>>71897034
That's just the air conditioned party tent. When you have people over, you only let them in there and they can get drunk and poor out liquor for their homes and shit and go buck wild and not fuck up your good shit you got back in the house.
>>71897012
underrated
>>71896937
Best one so far. That fucking view must be incredible.
God damn Denzel
>>71896896
Google oprahs chicago penthouse
>>71897099
Did he ever post picks of his garage/gym?
>>71897023
she doesn't deserve him
>>71896966
how can one man be so based?
>>71897183
he said again today that he will eventually
>>71897169
Well, that's a castle..
>>71896966
He needs to get his roof checked out. Looks like it's rotted
>>71896966
how do you even get into that house
in combination with various hollywood Maps to the Stars and these pictures, I'm gonna seriously fuck with these insufferable degenerates.
>>71896994
I think this is the first one with a American flag. Based Cruise
![barad_dur_is_the_tallest_tower_by_baoga[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oEcMwR2.jpg "barad_dur_is_the_tallest_tower_by_baoga[1].jpg")
>>71896896
if i was oprah rich id build a scale replica of barad dur
>>71896994
Is this the power of scientology?
Not really related. But on the topic of homes, this is top tier comfy.
From Tron Legacy.
>>71896924
Is that Bojack's house?
>>71897294
Go to /diy/ and storage container homes, they LOVE talking about that stuff.
>>71897034
I don't even know who that is?
>>71897274
Damn, that's really nice.
Someone look for weed man's house
>>71897161
it's just water
>>71897296
What the fuck?! Why do 2 people need a house that big holy shit.
>>71897205
dude showed his ass in the Leftovers. At first I was a little scared, but now I'm attracted to him
>>71897389
Go to sleep carter you fat fuck
>>71897364
Good grief, De Niro stuck with those ugly old west Chester homes.
![2673399.main_image[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hjQHuQU.jpg "2673399.main_image[1].jpg")
do any celebs have plain looking houses that are secretly cool as shit on the inside
>>71897364
Guess now we know why he's doing all these shitty movies
>>71897265
she literally couldn't afford it. look at that thing!
>>71897423
Wonder how many of them have secret passageways and shit.
>>71897169
I know Denzel was a big star back in the day, but goddamn how can he afford a mansion bigger than Tom Cruise's?
>>71897423
>cool as shit
Sean Penn
>>71897205
KEVIN!
>>71897423
my brain would break if I walked into that house and saw all that
>no one posted in the old thread the most famous of these
Come on, it's the photo that proved that when something is on the internet, it's there forever.
>>71897034
he was probably having a wedding there at the time
>>71897423
That's fucking retarded
>>71897256
yeah that's nice to see. even if you aren't patriotic, just putting up the fucking pretense that you are is nice these days.
>>71897045
Jesus christ, just imagine being that little boy.
Shit like this makes me want to believe reincarnation is real.
>>71896937
I wonder if I could live there without her knowing
>>71897472
What Chu talking about?
>>71897451
cruises cash went to xenu
>>71897501
The Streisand House
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect
McConaughey
so erm, where are the majority of these houses. need street numbers pl0x
>>71897490
There's a pic of Patton and Trump side by side. Patton believed in reincarnation.
>>71897019
Figures that he'd have a pool big enough to actually swim laps in.
>>71897525
Somewhere in Commiefornia is where most of them are behind woods.
jennifer lawrence
>>71897488
how is it retarded?
Bryan Cranston
>>71896926
:^)
>>71896994
Based Tom with the American flag What a man
>>71897205
hey he'd make a good Batman
>>71897551
Really cozy
The only thing this thread has accomplished is making me feel bad that I will never live inside a big ass mansion or at the very least know someone that does
>>71897464
That center tower is probably where he does the beatings so he has a 360 view for incase police are on the way.
>>71897493
celebs that famous prob have 24/7 security and cameras in every room
>>71897547
behind woods and not gates? My chances of becoming a modern day Robin Hood are lookin better and better
>>71897600
Aside from Del Toro's mancave, I can't imagine living in a big house
>>71897599
I agree, this makes me like her even more. She is like me in preferring simplicity
>>71897408
I dont sleep. I just dream.
>>71897618
That shit is not even in new England. What a fag. I bet he secretly cheers for the Raiders
>>71897551
fucking hell, she has taste
>>71897559
is that a giant painting of naked girls
>>71897423
Ugh, imagine sleeping in that house.
Literally Scoobydoocore
>>71897600
if I were a wealthy celeb with a house similar to the ones ITT I'd invite you and all your fellow hoodrats, homie.
>>71897169
>dat fucking wall
Shit does it have a moat too?
>>71897389
Not watch their show? - they must have set a world record for the amount of freeloading family and friends about the place.
>>71897600
well you've talked to someone that's lived in Mila Kunis's house for a little while
>>71897632
She's just like usmemes aside, I do agree with you in liking her house.
>>71897632
comfy af
>>71897600
same here phamalam.
>Housing prices in Commiefornia are so fucking outrageous I will literally never own a house unless the market tanks again
Please for fucks sake let everything crash , These prices are a fucking meme. 600k for a piece of shit 3 bedroom house not even in a nice neighborhood
>>71897662
thanks
>>71897706
knowing that I've seen here naked in those rooms helps
The house that Jaws 3D built?
>>71897600
You'd change your mind when you realise how much gardening and upkeep you'd have to do, or how much you'd have to pay to get someone else to do it.
>>71897099
LAYYY-DEEEE
Drake Bell
>>71897525
California probably.
>>71897559
Is that a painting... of... naked.. boys?
the fuck?
>>71897597
That's fucking awesome.
>>71897464
>that fucking fence around the pool
>>71897472
what is the point of living on the beach if you don't have stairs down to the water?
>>71897739
Looks like a golf pro shop
Chloe 'The Fridge' Moretz
>>71897706
>>71897705
jlaw will never wisk me away from my plainjane home in TN to live with her in her cozy cottage
>>71897761
mild kek
>>71897761
Heh
How many of them own farms? Only one I know that does is Brock. But the guy's an autistic freak.
I just see a lot of nouveau riche losers buying tacky houses.
>>71897799
that's incredibly modest. and the trees look like shit
>>71897597
>all that balcony space
Max comfy
>>71897624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4gruB3lH6g
reminds me of that idiot abroad quote
>>71897551
See, homes like this make a lot of sense. Why do you need a megafuck huge mansion? You'll never use a majority of the rooms, even if you dedicate a lot of them to your personal hobbies, some of the crazy ass mansions in this thread still leave a lot of empty room.
Something like this is a lot more functional, is probably still quite big, and looks charming as fuck. Homes nestled in between trees get me hard as diamonds.
>>71897816
>incredibly modest
She kind of has to be bro...
outta my way pleb house having fucking shits
>>71897821
Is that his weed bush I see?
>>71897551
>>71897706
jlaw is so fuckin based
>>71897825
>>71897777
it's in australia and the road to it doesn't even have aname
>>71897559
>eco friendly
>california beach house
reminds me of the beach house in lethal weapon
>>71897597
This one is my style
>>71897624
post pics
>>71897826
It's more of that it's too much and I have no use for it.
At least Del Toro filled it with nerdy shit he loves.
>>71897551
What area is that in?
>>71897751
I wanna say they can afford it if they're rich enough to buy them.
>>71897751
If you can afford to buy one of these mansions in the first place, grounds keeping, maintenance, and property taxes probably won't be an issue for you
>>71897464
Is that el cheapo in the pool?
>>71897761
I don't think he can afford Disneyland anymore
My only goal in life is to have a small house that looks normal, but on the inside, you are led to large underground bunker where I shitpost all day and plan world domination.
>>71897868
Previous thread
>>71895981
From the video I already knew he was Mexican, but I didn't know he had the accent of an average gardener.
>>71897852
gawd remove that fucking tennis court.
>>71897389
>need
Fucking liberals LEAVE
REEEEEEE
>>71897551
thats so comfy
>>71897836
>Disnep
everytiem
>>71897909
It's funny because these mansion belong to hollywood libs
>>71897937
I too would like a home that looks like a bitching space fighter when viewed from the top.
>>71897892
I have the same idea but the top is a very small shed like building
>>71897551
>>71897706
She's got to be shelling out mad dosh on a gardener who keeps that shit up
>ywn be mariah carey's boytoy
;_;
>>71897464
>giant tree constantly dropping leaves into pool
>pool fenced in like a zoo exhibit
>>71897937
Is that her house or does Bernie live there too?
>>71897783
Here's another angle. How much did he get paid for debasing himself with Jaws 3D again?
>>71897985
is that the house in national treasure?
>>71897800
;_;
>>71897985
Is that the French Parliament or something?
>>71897831
I think you're overthinking it.
You could invite live-in help. You can have massive parties with the underprivileged.
Don't you remember Cribs? Every fucking episode featured some freeloading friends and family just hanging out while the celeb spilled the beans about the house.
>>71897985
>mariah carey
For some reason my brain rewrote that as Halle Berry and thought "god I wish I was".
Then I remembered what Mariah Carey looks like
>>71896903
First one of these I'd actually like to live in.
>post yfw you realize Jennifer Lawrence hasn't been seen in over a month
>my rich as fuck aunt an uncle have a house like >>71897597
>every time Im over there the old Mexican gardener looks like he wants to shoot himself
Really nice house and they always have swanky parties but my aunt is such a sociopath cunt I spent the leat amount of time there of anyone in the family.
I can't be around 'I have money and donate .01% to poor minorities therefore Im a liberal goddess" attitude, its too fucking cancerous.
>>71897985
Why the hell does she have a huge empty courtyard
>>71897086
Comedy gold
>>71897799
Trees do look bad but I quite like it. Gives off a comfy feel.
i live in a studio apartment and im just fine
i dont know what i would do with a 20 room mansion
>>71897169
These are the people that say you are racist for opposing immigrants flooding into your country and that border walls are evil.
>>71897985
>that sterile, empty courtyard
anti-comfy
>>71897985
>>71898001
fuck yes I was right that's in the National Treasure sequel
>>71898088
probably because it looks cool as you're driving up
>>71898138
sometimes its almost too ironic for me, I have to take a break
>rich godfather
>buying me a several hundred thousand euro apartment in whatever city I want (probably barcelona)
>mfw I'm not even jelly of these mansions
Literally what's the point unless you invite your whole extended family to live there with you?
>>71896937
taytay has become quite the kike.
she's a fucking trillionaire and constantly complains about other kikes like youtube streaming her music or whatever
>>71897427
What the fuck is this? It looks perfectly fine on the thumbnail, but when you open it...
>>71898119
Yeah I don't hate it
Rome > Paris > Madrid > Barcelona > NYC > Toronto > Tokyo
>>71896850
You'd think she'd be able to afford a groundskeeper to take care of the grass.
>>71898178
spooky
>>71898182
chicago > everything in your post
>>71898182
LA >
>>71897831
Some people make/have more money than they will ever spend in 10 lifetimes. TFW some wealthy fuck can buy a $200 million home and probably a small private island and still have a ton of income for generations later. Imagine being so wealthy money stops mattering to you altogether...
>>71898136
You're a lucky motherfucker, I wish I could find a nice comfy little studio but my area has nothing but 2-4 bedroom deals that you pretty much have to share with a roommate if you want to be able to afford .
>>71898182
Why live in Tokyo when you're rich, aside from convenience?
Especially when places like Okinawa or Hokkaido are beautiful.
>>71898138
They live in big enough houses to host them, too.
deadmau5 can afford this
it's in Canada so maybe homes are cheaper there idk
>>71898182
>Toronto
>>71897294
one strong breeze and it'd collapse and you'd be dead retards
>>71898178
>>71898224
>>71898175
she literally has a property management company now flipping mansions for profit
>>71898263
dont talk about things you have no fucking idea about
>>71898182
Tokyo no joke has the best homes outside the city
you literally have miles upon miles of untouched land and some farm land here and there and compared to european countries this is a huge positive
but like anon here >>71898226
LA is and always will be the #1 spot to buy a huge home in
Modern architecture is trash tb.h.
>>71898258
Actually homes are super expensive in BC from all the chinese buying up real estate and selling at inflated prices. Land in Cape Breton is surprisingly cheap. But no one likes living there because of the shit road conditions which stop traffic in the summer.
>>71897969
>implying she isn't fucking the gardener
>>71898025
>Every fucking episode featured some freeloading friends
That would be the best. If I could afford a place like this, I'd totally just get my friends to come live there with me.
>>71898301
nope. Besides the idea of seeing piss skins 24/7 would drive nuts and make me sick.
so what does this have to do with tv or films
>>71898317
>tfw chinks have completely, utterly ruined so many housing markets all over the world
fucking locust people
>>71898298
if there is a tornado/hurricane there is no structure holding up the storage containers on top of each other. Ones on top would slide off and squish you like a bug. But go ahead retard, live in your imbecile "/diy/" home, pigeon-headed lumpenproletariat.
>>71897779
The fence is likely there so no dumb kids drown in it.
>>71898234
This is one of those things I never understood. If money stops being important or meaningful, you would think they could do more with it than just let it sit in a bank account. Freaking, go to a third world country and donate a couple million you won't even miss.
>>71898301
is Malibu considered LA?
>>71898324
That's exactly what he implied.
>>71898352
You think they are literally just placed on top of each other with no structural support of any kind? Are you really that fucking retarded or are you just wanting to pick a fight with a stranger on the internet
>>71896966
Never talking shit about Transformers again.
>>71898348
the houses are owned by celebrities who star in television and film. also shut the fuck up faggot
>>71897611
How do I become one of her security guards?
>>71898234
I blame andrew gower
>>71898317
oh so i guess the edm game pays really well
>>71898258
Seriously? Housing prices here are at least double than the states.
You need a good job just to afford a 1 bedroom shitty apartment in the bad part of town with a roomate.
>spend all that money
>on a perpetually empty status symbol that has huge upkeep costs of which you make zero use of
disgusting
>>71898362
You would think so, but humans are a pathetic meme species.
And usually the people who acquire that much money are sociopathic cunts
>>71898387
Go ahead dumbass and tell your mommy and daddy you're going to live in your dream home from the flop "Tron: Legacy". I am sure that is the kind of son your daddy always wanted. Maybe if you get a tight Large graphic t-shirt you could recede your beer gut back into your body and actually talk to women. Dont post shitty mud shacks in my celeb house thread.
>>71898263
No.
>>71898435
Must be cheaper than the UK though - I know someone who lived in the British projects, they moved to Canada and were able to afford a good-sized house for half the price.
>>71898435
And how does anyone possibly think that is sustainable?
repostin
jay-z's place is sleek
>>71898514
>>71898497
Who cares about sustainability when there is money to be made?
>>71898427
If you're a big name, you can easily get 100k+ a show.
>>71896966
That house actually looks cosy af to me.
>>71898519
That ain't jay-z that's notch's house
>>71898538
>>71898540
I cant wait until this all collapses.
And it will happen in our lifetimes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL_WvOly7mY
>>71898473
Interesting bit is that, supposedly, making over 100K a year causes one to lose sense of money. 7 million a year is quoted as being the amount that will make a person as happy as they can be from money.
So, yeah, these fuckers are definitely extravagantly fucked sociopaths. I dunno if it's just me, but I can never think of them as being "normal" in any sense of the word. The world they live in must be so absolutely divorced from the reality the rest of us experience.
>>71897045
>that room is worth more than all the money you will ever earn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdfeXqHFmPI
>>71898563
>>71896903
Fuck man, that's nice.
Robert Downey Jr has a ranch
>>71897169
>castle
superb taste.
When did we become this obsessed with entertainment figures? Why did entertainment figures become the most admired and revered persons in our society?
>>71898616
Looks really boring and dull tbqh.
>>71897423
waaaaahh
>>71898643
after world war 2
>>71898182
Confirmed for never having been to Paris or Madrid
>>71898616
Bet the tent city he erects on movie sets is bigger.
>>71898667
Western society and culture really has gone to shit.
>>71897551
>ywn take lewd photos of her drunk prancing around her garden
>>71898643
>>71898677
you would rate them higher or lower? never been to Madrid but Paris was nice
>>71898616
Why do all the based celebs own farms? They must love working outdoors.
>>71898643
It's not so much that they're admired, I think that it's just the mystique of having so much more than most of us will ever have. Like, with very little work (comparatively speaking), an actor will be able to make in one year more than a struggling mother could make in probably her entire lifetime.
Fuck a mansion m8 id get a condo/penthouse in a nice area of Paris that city is fucking magic
>>71897597
looks morelike a tropical resort fug
>>71898031
still would desu
>>71897937
Looks like a level for Hitman: Blood Money
>>71898362
You're really underestimating how greedy people are, no matter how wealthy they become
