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Tully fucking shit Edition
He trusted her and she'll turn on him anyway. Just like Catelyn my ass, Family, Duty, Honor means nothing to Salsa
>>71417800
Why did GRRM stole the main character from LOTR?
Sansafinger
Yo is she a slut in real life? Lord only knows he amount of strange dick she's sucked.
>>71419824
Best Warden coming thru
>mfw I refused the call
>>71419859
put down the pipe m80
>>71419859
He didn't. He stole two of the main characters from LOTR and mixed them together.
>when a showfag reads a popular theory and thinks it's law
why are showfags the worst?
>>71418390
>>71419855
also Dorne bitches ONLY want revenge meaning if they try to kill Tyrion or Jaime after the fact they will get outed as people who use poison on little girls and Dany will kill them and lose Dornish support
>>71419824
Old Nan Rivers
That Old Nan Rivers
She don't say nothin'
But she knows somethin'
what did they mean by this?
Gendry spotted, get hype
>>71419880
>sickly child who won't even live old enough to father an heir
>>71419859
He wanted to see if Aragorn would be just as based if he were 5'8 instead of 6'6
>>71419859
This guy is Radagast the Brown.
Everyone laugh at him. Look at him and laugh.
>>71419940
lol
So is Qyburn how our guy /got/?
Reminder.
Cersei is OUR QUEEN.
Preston is on suicide watch.
>>71419940
holy fuck how did I miss this
>>71419997
He's been our guy since he asked Lena Headey if he could have a look at her feet
>>71419824
>>71419935
I dunno there's no real reason to be heating the sword like that once it's forged unless it's for a final hardening, but you would heat the entire thing for that
Weak men will never rule Dorne again.
>>71419889
> mfw I stood doon
>>71419997
Cersei better give him some of that bad poosie
Best Warden coming thru
>>71419950
>Lord of the Westerlands
Dead
>Lord of the Reach
Dead
>Lord of the Stormlands
Dead
>Lord of the Riverlands
Dead
>Lord of the Iron Isles
Dead, now held by the murderer of the former lord
>Prince of Dorne
Dead
>Lord of the North
Dead, position occupied by a psycho then a bastard
The most stable,peaceful reign of all the wardens has been under SweetRobin.
STANNIS IS LE MANNIS
HE WILL RETURN IN SEASON 7 AND BASED MANNIS WILL BTFO BASTARD FUCKING SHITS IN THE NORTH
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
>>71419997
Yes
Most based man in the Seven Kingdoms and beyond
>>71419878
in a show whose cast includes lena headey and a literal pornstar, sophie is still the biggest slag of them all
I was really hoping Pycelle would bust a few of those little shits with some sweet combos. What was the purpose of the act at all?
Someone would set a fantasy novel in a perpetual ww1 era. That'd be neat.
Daily reminder being in love with a Targ is bad luck and can lead to your death.
>>71420026
>ywn get away with asking a girl this
>>71419824
Beric can ignite his sword with his blood, but the sword becomes weaker because of the fire.
If Jon could do the same thing, would his Valyrian Steel sword get weaker too?
>>71420096
Most cucked, you mean. Because he is the king of the cuckholds and the first bullpreppers.
>>71419935
Reminder that Arya's still a virgin and so is Brienne, Bran, Meera, and so was Wylis.
Reminder that Jon hasn't fucked in years, neither have Melly, Davos, Tyrion, Pod, Littlefinger, Tormund, Hound.
Why is everyone so fucking celibate?
GAY JON MEMERS FOREVER MAD AT THE MANNIS
STANNIS
T
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>>71419824
Spoilers for next season
>Kings landing
>Cersei and jamie are in the throne room
>6 of the seven kingdoms' armies are beseiging the town
>jamie tells cersei they have stormed the city
>Cersei tells Jamie to burn them all
>I can't let you do thatBig sister
>Cersei says Do it? Jamie, I'm not a villain from one of old nans stories. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.
>KL explodes
>cersei walks out of the rubble of kings landing naked and unburnt
>and who... are you
So did they ever touch on how Tommen managed to infiltrate the Stark troops in the Riverlands, fake his own death to Lord Carstark, escape the burial or burning or whatever, and make it all the way back to King's Landing without being detected? I book canon is a bit rusty lads.
>>71420157
they've been busy, besides you never put the pussy on a pedestal bro or you end up like Jaime killing Tully shits for no real reason
>>71420150
I think there's some kind of link between Dragonglass/Obsidian/Valyrian steel so I doubt it, like glass candles it probably burns indefinitely
Speculation for season 7
>Hopes? Dreams?
>Dream outcomes?
> How do you think the plot will play out
Got bored and wrote some speculative predictions on next season wanna hear what you guys think and how you believe it'll play out
http://pastebin.com/evyCv2X4
>>71420136
in a world like that peasant rebellions would actually be a big deal
Okay, you guys. I'm serious. Stop posting Brans. That shit ain't cool.
>>71420033
Sweetrobin.
Think about it, how did the Targs get the Arryns to bend the knee? Visenya let the Queen's son ride on her dragon. Robin would fucking love that shit, all the birds in the world Littlefinger could give him wouldn't amount to flying on an actual dragon.
Get him to bend the knee, then marry the fucker
Reminder that the kings shouldn't rule from their flowery seats in the south
DA KING IN DA NORF
>>71420157
Tormund is getting mucho wilding side poon we just don't see it
>>71420229
I bet the riverlands would be the region in westeros that becomes commie
>>71420191
He put out for the the right HBO execs.
>>71420155
What have we here? a roasted prude Sparrow? a buttblasted puritanical Maester?
>>71420278
It was Aegon I believe.
The Arryns have always been a bit simple though it seems
>you will never ride your dragons during the day and your cute sisters at night
all hail the incest king
>>71419935
they mean "we're not gonna do the acorn dress so there's a 7 seconds scene, hope you shippers are happy".
>>71420287
As a Starkfag, Episode 10 brought a smile to my face
DA KING IN DA NORF
DAKINGINDANORF
DA KING IN DA NORF
STANNIS
T
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>>71420245
Ok, but what about Rickons?
>>71420245
sorry family. How about this?
>>71420075
Because he hasn't done shit.
Just because you're dead doesn't take away your accomplishments.
Also:
>Westerlands
Jaime
>Reach
RIP in peace
>Stormlands
RIP in peace
>Riverlands
Edmure
>Iron Isles
Euron, Yara once Euron is kill
>Dorne
Shitty sand sneks - agreed Robin is better
>North
Complicated. Salsa or Bran depending on a bunch of random things
>>71420278
it was less that she let him ride the dragon and more that they were defiant until she flew her dragon right into the garden in her 'impregnable' fortress and was able to let the vales heir touch her dragon before anyone could do anything about it
thats a fucking show of force
>>71420306
>jaime didn't have his long hair in the mad king flash back because it wasn't the mad king flashback
>he's going to kill cersei in the most predictable twist of all time
Reminder that more Targs have been good kings than have been bad
What was Kevin doing in this moment? Why was he holding onto Mace Tyrell? What where any of them doing?
>>71420351
Rickons?
More likeRickets
>>71420337
>as a Starkfag
You are aware Jon is a Targaryen, right?
u-unzip me /got/
>>71420321
>your qt sister gets killed by Dornish scum
>your bitch sister who you hardly fuck survives
>stuck with her for rest of life and weak children
Feels bad man
>>71420203
They can't be busy all the fucking time.
Littlefinger has lots of time and meets lots of chicks but never fucks. Bet until that wedding night with Lysa he hadn't fucked since that one night with Lysa all those years back.
Reminder that Bran did Valyria
>>71420387
>shit Carlos joke
>>71420306
Qyburnbros need to stick together. Success breeds jealousy.
>>71420358
>Jaime
Does being removed from the kings guard make his oath nullified?
>>71420378
Mace was going to stop the faith memers but margarine and kevan stop him.
>>71420398
delete it
>>71420392
He's also a Stark
He is both, nigga.Though knowing D&D, he won't even be a Targeryn, it'll be something else and something much more stupid
>>71420356
Who is that? Why is he so sad?
>>71420351
Rickons are fine I suppose.
>>71420157
LF literally fucking said he's saving himself. He only wants to put his dick in Sansa.
>>71420358
As of right now this is Westeros.
And I pray Jaime leaves Cersei and goes to be Lord of Castely Rock, hopefully with Brienne :)
>>71420404
so you want more close ups of dicks and tits or what?
just imagine all these people are fucking every hole when they're teleporting around the known world
>>71420440
fcourse he will didnt Lyanna even name him? Aegon or Aemon or something
>>71420432
>Mace was going to stop the faith memers but margarine and kevan stop him.
What? I thought they were trying to escape?
>>71420337
>starkfag
>>71420392
You are aware his mother was a stark, right?
>>71420157
Can't really blame Jon for not wanting pussy in his life after we all saw what it did to his brother.
Is Davos the Hand of the King for Jon?
>>71420401
>Atop the Iron Throne, Aegon read a message delivered from a Prince of Dorne... Some say he rose from the throne clutching the letter, blood trickling from his hand. Some maesters and historians speculated that the Dornish held Rhaeneys as an injured hostage and the Dornish would agree to end her suffering if Aegon ended the war.
fucking dornishmen
>>71420483
you spelled Turk wrong.
>>71420321
This man lived the life. He had everything a man would ever want and he yet he dreamed of more. He was fucking his oneesan and imouto, commanded dragons and was a king of his own, this at fourteen. And yet he went to conquer seven more kingdoms.
>>71420451
its bran as tom from the awakening. this is a picture of dead bran as tom from the awakening.
>>71420469
Lyanna named him, but they show didn't explicitly state it.
It's because they either think the audience is stupid and it's gonna be ANUDDA BEEG TWEEST
Or they want to try and pull a fast one and make him not the commonly held truth.
>>71420451
>Rickons are fine I suppose.
What about Jons? Can we still post Jons?
>>71420378
Obviously they had developed a true, deep friendship off-screen, trash talking Cersei and generally bro-ing it up.
>>71420426
If a bastard can be crowned King in the North and some literal who queen lady that killed everyone can be crowned Queen on the Iron Throne, then I'd say so. These are some crazy times. There is no one else anyway.
This guy didn't deserve it so bad desu
>>71420306
Oh Christ, that was meant for the Stannisfaggot above your post. Qyburnbros are fine by me.
>>71419935
they mean sex. she wants it.
Now that the dust has settled and Based Sophie has given the final word, can we put Jonsa nonsense to rest? Honestly everyone who wasn't a major toolsack already knew what Soph confirmed.
>>71420515
Yeah obvious. Sam will be his Maester, and Tormund is his brother in arms since they always fight side by side now
Roslin Frey is still the qtest girl in this show.
>>71420516
Aegon should have just genocided them for the good of the kingdoms
>>71420593
Looks like he cut a quick, sweet deal compared to the guys who got burned alive.
>People think that Sansa is gonna team up with Little Finger
You literally see her give him a smug as fuck shit eating smile when Jon is DA KING IN DA NORF
>>71420404
In the books it's pretty obvious he thinks of Sansa during his bedding with Lysa.
>Her aunt had brought only three ladies with her, so they pressed Sansa to help them undress Lord Petyr and march him up to his marriage bed. He submitted with good grace and a wicked tongue, giving as good as he got. By the time they had gotten him into the tower and out of his clothes, the other women were flushed, with laces unlaced, kirtles crooked, and skirts in disarray. But Littlefinger only smiled at Sansa as they marched him up to the bedchamber.
>>71420593
at least it was quick for him
imagine being near the edges, getting your legs and half your face melted but still being alive
>>71420469
...Why would she name him after a Targ? The whole point of 'promise me, Ned' was that Robert wouldn't find out the kid was a Targ in the first place. They even hamfistedly say it in the episode, then try to play it off like Robert would just want to kill it no matter whose baby it was.
>>71420564
Look D&D are shit i get it but the reason Rhaegar wasn't revealed yet, is because that's something bigger and something Jon has to discover. Either by Bran, Reed or Sam or all 3.
He's Rhaegars son next season will be about that.
CONFIRMED ON REDDIT!
GENDRY IS BACK NEXT SEASON AND IS WITH THE BROTHERHOOD WITHOUT BANNERS!
THEY ARE HEADED NORTH TO JON!
IS GENDRY GOING TO MEET UP WITH ARYA???
>>71420452
they just need to fuck and get it over with then
>>71420530
Is he okay?
>>71420668
>yesterday's argument
Might want to get with the times. Sophie herself already confirmed that CIAxSansa is the more likely pairing, should a pairing ever take place.
>>71420668
>"She looks at Littlefinger knowing that he would have put her as Queen in the North, and given her the credit she deserves. I don't think she's gunning for the Iron Throne anytime soon, but she realizes that Littlefinger might be a better ally than she thought, a more trustworthy ally than she thought."
>"I think she realizes now that he's more loyal to her than she initially thought. He's tried to prove that. If he truly is loyal to her, then he's a wonderful, wonderful ally to have."
>>71420685
Kek this, be kinda awkward if Ned named "his son" Aegon or Rhaegar or Aerys, Robert would be like what the fuck you doing Ned
>>71420722
source
>>71420685
>...Why would she name him after a Targ?
It's her kid, and she obv loved Rhaegar
> The whole point of 'promise me, Ned' was that Robert wouldn't find out the kid was a Targ in the first place
Yeah he's called Jon Snow remember?
>>71420362
too bad Robin will just see a dragonride as fair payment for bending the knee
>>71420722
>CONFIRMED ON REDDIT!
>>71419935
Daily reminder Joe Dempsie dropped from the show when Tumblrinas and redditors want Gendry and Arya shipped
>>71420736
What the fuck would Sophie know? She's a shot actress
>>71420668
you literally fucking dont
>>71420722
Literally who gives a shit about Gendry. I cannot think of a less relevant character to bring back.
>>71420672
>YOU REFUZED DA COOL
Was Jon wearing RayBan sunglasses at Bear Island?
>>71420136
Um excuse me but why are these WW1 soldiers all white? That is so inaccurate. I work for EA gamse so I know these things.
>>71420726
I agree.
>>71420722
>BROTHERHOOD WITHOUT BANNERS!
What is this group and why should I care? They have done fucking nothing this whole season.
>>71420722
>Arya/Gendry will be confirmed next year>Maisie will play Arya
I smell a recast
Why did the Septa started screaming? Mountain just wanted to pray
>>71420728
no he is very dead. but his spirit lives on as a sad ghost with no friends because nobody can see him.
>>71420018
>small dragon
>explosion
Will big dragons cause Kings Landing to explode?
>>71420668
nah she decided she wanted the BCC after all
>>71420452
Bet that first load will be huge but over quick
>>71420460
Definitely not most of the characters I named who don't teleport or ever even seem to show interest in fucking
Why, exactly, is Stennis so popular here?
I've never read the books, which I know makes me a pleb, but in the show the dude doesn't do anything.
He sits around and talks, gets his ass kicked at king's landing, talks some more, kills some wildlings, burns his daughter alive, then dies.
Maybe in the books he does more, but in the show he came across as comically inept. He had a good actor, but that doesn't really make him likable.
>>71420726
I'm always going to love this scene as a CIAxSansabro, because it will make their getting together that much sweeter.
>>71420209
Pretty decent, not enough northern stuff desu
>>71420804
*play
>>71420530
is he kill?
>>71420612
She looks like a shittier redhead slag version of Elizabeth Olsen in that photo
>yfw season 7 drops Dorne
>>71420746
Reddit.
>>71420722
gb2r and eys
it seems hbo doesn't deny rhaegar is the father anymore
>>71420505
Then fuck Northern pussy.
He's made no oaths to any Freys or families that would turn on him.
>>71420836
killed to death im afraid
>>71420722
>gendry and arya sex scene
>>71419935
Serious question , how do I get ripped like based Gendry
>>71420804
the mountain wanted to pray inside her vagina, with his 16" zombie cock, repeatedly and for days on end
>>71420847
>season 7 shows us storm's end for the first time
>>71420454
Nth for EuronxCersei
>>71420809
B-But... I'd be his friend. Poor little ghosty.
>>71420741
CIA will sacrifice all his grand schemes and plots for her and only her. CIA will bring balance back to the force at the last minute.
>>71420826
Because he's LE epic grammar nazi King who sperges relate with
>>71420826
He acts like an autist all though the books. He's also awkward with women there.
>>71420742
>"Aaay Ned whose that lil runt ya got there?"
>"I-it's muh bastid, A-Aegon."
>"..."
>Robert's face when
Cleganebowl when?
>>71420612
Never.
Not until that episode comes out to prove she and D&D aren't just bullshitting to get people to speculate and have something to look forward to.
>>71420872
Beat on metal all day and ring no bells.
>>71420766
Sophie knows her character. Pretty sure she has more insight than some mongolian carpet board autist. Maybe not about next season, but at least in regards to how Sansa is supposed to be feeling in that last scene. They must have given her some direction as to what Sansa is supposed to be thinking when she looks at Littlefinger, etc.
>>71420809
He looks like an oatmeal person.
>>71420672
>>71420778
You guys weren't listening she said corn. Earlier Jon broke bread with lords and when offer them some sweet corn, all the Northern lords declined, except little Lyanna.
>>71420872
row row row your boat for approx 3 television seasons
>>71420872
Good diet and hard work
>>71420804
>>71420885
How the fuck could it possible be rape?
He is a fucking Zombie.
He gets hit in the chest with a mace and doesn't bleed even though it pierces his armor.
Unless his cock is perpetually hard by rigamortis or something, I don't think it'd even still be attached. It'd be one of the first things to rot off.
>>71420826
Autists with daddy issues.
>>71420857
>Gregor Clegane
>Killed Rhaenys and Aegon Targaryen
Best Targ got cut.
>>71420872
by not posting on /got/ all day everyday
>>71420796
DAT FUCKING HESITATION
DAT DUTY
DAT ALL HER STRENGTH TO PUT HER HAND TO HIS CHEST
HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHE WANTED HIM SO BADLY
Hold me bros, this is tragedy in the making ;_;
>>71420826
He doesn't do much better in the books. He's basically the same, but shows at least some regret for all he's done after he fails.
Its a meme I don't understand. Stannis is a total shit and his rule would have been shit. The only worse regime would have been a sparrow/militant faithful.
>>71420847
going to make a better webm maybe tomorrow, im sleep deprived af
>>71420954
there's more than one way to rape a woman
>Unless his cock is perpetually hard by rigamortis or something
this is also an acceptable answer
>>71420909
It's like when Bronn named his kid Tyrion to troll Cersei
>>71420954
I don't think he's dead or undead. He's still alive, Qyburn just messed with his head so he could follow orders and only from Cersei and Qyburn.
>>71420937
rude and uncalled for
>>71420825
>"Bet that first load will be huge but over quick"
>implying he doesn't fap every night thinking about her
>>71420530
CAN'T WAKE UP!
>>71420917
>Cleganebowl when?
Hopefully never.
>>71420995
What about when the mace pierces his armor but there is no blood?
I mean, maybe it's possible that it didn't get past the other layers, but still.
Calling it.
We're not done with Kinvara and the Red Priests yet.
They'll send someone with Dany and get her to start burning and sacrificing people cause "muh red god" "muh savior of the world" "muh princess that was promised shitlord".
And that'll be what makes Varys abandon her, realize he's made a terrible mistake and try and join Jon
>>71420954
vampires and other undead in tv and films can fuck, where have you been all these years?
>>71420974
>this delusion
I bet you think Cersei loves Jaime as well.
>>71420989
>there's more than one way to rape a woman
he literally stare raped her
my take was she was overcome with horror because he's so fucked up under there and he would just stare at her for hours when he was offscreen
>>71420857
this is the most unreadable chart ever
>>71420766
>shot actress
No. True she could use some work, but she's still young yet. Not everyone can be a good child actor, and most good child actors grow up to be ogres anyway.
>>71420827
>CIAxSansabro
Based.
>>71421012
He doesn't look very dead there. There's water coming out of his head. Ghosts can't do that.
>>71420934
She obviously doesn't know when all she says is what she THINKS. Somehow CIA autists think its fact
>>71420944
this
>>71421028
I don't know, maybe he doesn't feel pain. Weird how can he can rape if he doesn't have any blood, but oh well...
>>71420954
>Mountain gets a boner while smashing sandnigger fucking heads in
>Die with a boner
>Rigidness sets in
>Robert Strong lives on with a 20inch perpetually erect dick
>>71420905
Finally, someone else understands.
>>71420974
I can't even watch this scene. I've been exactly in CIA's shoes once.
while discussing got withmy momi slipped and called CIA CIA instead of littlefinger
i tried to tell her it was just an internet joke and not to think about it, but is it too late
>>71421077
Can confirm. Am ghost.
Uh, did Robert Baratheon ever actually sit on the Iron Throne on screen during season 1? I just thought of this, and I don't think he ever did.
REMINDER: Its just a pretty picture
>>71420905
Nah, too cliche.
There'll be a moment where he pulls a 28 week later opening.
either sacrifice Sansa to grab onto his own life and power or sacrifice himself and he'll choose himself and ironically be the one to die instead.
>>71420564
His name was Aemon. Rhaegar and Maester Aemon wrote to each other frequently and Raegor held him in the highest regard. They probably came up with they name before the war was lost.
>>71421122
>Uh, did Robert Baratheon ever actually sit on the Iron Throne on screen during season 1?
He did.
>>71421114
i keep accidentally calling him that as well'
i have to leave this place
>>71421122
He only sat on it during his coronation
>>71420827
>>71421057
He fucked it up. Because he gave her to Ramsy, for whatever dumb fucking reason, she'll never give him the pussy now.
>>71421114
It's not a very big deal. Just tell her that actor is well known as CIA from TDKR
Riddle me this though: What if Aidan Gillen is actually part of the CIA?
>>71421080
>he thinks they just told sophie to stare at CIA with no other indication or direction as to how she's feeling at that moment
kek. i can tell you don't work in television.
>>71421016
I doubt it. It isn't just lust that drives CIA. His penis actually gets hard out of love. It's a rare thing. This is how he can work in brothels and not be phased by all the badpoozi lying around
>>71421016
No, gotta save up a big load for a big girl
The 7 kingdom's cultures are too similar. Dorne and the Iron Islands the most different, and they're barely different
>daenerys is going to get everything she wants with no resistance
>the only people in her way are cersei and euron, two sides who are very small in comparison
Seriously what the fuck is even the point anymore?
>>71421047
All the showfags will be gone within 3 weeks on r/ASOIAF, just wait it out, then you can discuss Euron's post apocalyptic Oldtown lair in peace
>>71419878
She's a lezzie, retard.
>>71420804
>>71420917
Anyone have a good suggestion for a new wojak/feels guy btw? Was bored and got inspired by a anon who made a Viserys one. Made Hound and Mountain for now.
>>71420954
probably just crushing her bones in an intimate manner.
>>71421174
UH OH WATCH OUT EVERYBODY HERE COMES THE ARMCHAIR TV EXPERT
fuck off reddit
>>71420975
>Sparrow/Faith Militant rule
>Bad
Holy fuck, it's like you hate morality.
>>71421160
He didn't know about Ramsey. He gambled and he lost. To be honest they both did. He gave her the choice to go through with it.
>>71421012
This is one of the only pictures I've seen where little Isaac actually looked like big Isaac. Weird.
>Stannis burns 1 ugly diseased girl
>OMG DIE YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE A FATHER BREINNE KILL HIM
>Cersei burns thousands
>cheering
I don't get it
>>71421193
Euron has 1000 ships.
>>71421193
>Seriously what the fuck is even the point anymore?
A Cersei/Euron alliance.
You know in your heart that you want this.
>>71421212
She's bi if anything.
>>71421191
Probably because they're not natural to the area. They all stem from the same first men and andal invaders (except Dorne), plus they've been united under a single rule for a few hundred years
>>71421245
No, she figured it out and he HAD to tell her after he managed to get her all the way to Moat Cailin without letting her know
>>71421273
>Cersei burns thousands
le strong independent women
>>71420358
>Riverlands
Edmure doesn't own shit. He will be a prisoner in Casterly Rock for the rest of his days.
Is it possible for Robin to become a badass? He's retarded because he was raised that way, but if trained in fighting and ruling by Yohn and Littlefinger he could become a 10/10 ruler.
>>71420974
she was considering kissing him for half a second and no one can convince me otherwise. CIA and sansa belong together. THERE IS A PULL BETWEEN THEM AND SHE NEEDS TO STOP FIGHTING IT.
>>71421250
i wouldnt have known that was isaac at all if i saw it out of context
>>71421283
I would have much preferred a euron dany alliance and a yarasha cersei team up
>>71421240
>is on 4chan
>advocates christian morality nonironically
Has contrarianism gone too far?
redpill me on howland reed
why does everybody keep bringing him up
>>71421174
>He thinks directors tell professional actors exactly what to think in any given moment.
kek. i can tell you don't work with actors.
>>71421325
Jaime lied, he's actually a prisoner at the Twins, Walder said he has him locked up in episode 10
I guess Arya might free him next season
>>71421347
>redpill me
>>71421287
Didn't the andels invade over a thousand years ago? That's more than enough time to develop unique cultures
>>71421347
HE KNOWS, HE KNOWS.
>>71421220
theres not many left to do i guess...maybe imp varys almost looks like feelie as it is
Reminder that arya lost her virginity to bronn ofscreen.
>>71421347
He is the key
I never liked House Tully, but dam dnd that was fucking brutal.
>>71421295
It was initiation into Team CIA. She passed. You think CIA didn't have battle scars?
Hail Qyburn!
Hand of the Queen
Grand Maester
Master of Whispers
Master of Coin
Master of Ships
Master of Laws
Master of War
Shadow Ruler of the Iron Throne
Future Archmaester of the Citadel
Herald of the Long Night
Long may he reign!
>>71421273
>>Cersei burns thousands
Thousands of cunts.
>>71421336
Let it go Aidan, there's always off camera
It truly was a song of ice and fire
>>71419935
>working near red hot steel without any protection whatsoever
baka
>>71421191
The show doesn't really stop to take in the scenery or local culture. Plus the show scale is on a TV budget and the book scale is retardedly big.
>>71421340
>Your post
>An argument
Pick one.
>>71421325
>He will be a prisoner in Casterly Rock for the rest of his days.
>Casterly Rock
Nigger, the only person keeping Edmure prisoner was Walder Frey. Jaime will give him his castle back.
Northern alliance with white walkers to defeat the villain Daenerys Targaryen when?
>>71421362
I'm convinced that's a D&D fuckup. Jaime isn't supposed to break his word there.
If I remember in the books he lets Edmure live under house arrest. And the Riverlands goes to CIA.
>>71421328
He should marry Sansa and they should take the Riverlands with their Tully blood cliam.
>>71421273
But I hate both.
And the "diseased" girl was cured, it's just she had the scarring. She was also very smart and very sweet.
>>71421385
Qyburn bros gonna stick together.
>>71421419
>N-NOT AN ARGUMENT
always a surefire way to spot a /pol/fag
>>71421414
The north is more like the north of England, and Scotland north of the wall
>>71421385
LONG MAY HE REIGN
(someone please do one of those for Qyburn) >>71421220
>>71421414
>London is a country
FUCKING KEK
>>71421328
Too late. You can't milk tits past a certain age or it'll fuck you up
God, why is he so likeable?
I love the man. I hope he's Jon's Hand of the King.
>>71421328
He's a genetic mess. Yohn's been training him since the end of season four and he still can't muster up the strength to shoot an arrow.
So it's pretty much confirmed Euron is the champion of the Great Other?
>>71421452
>Tripfag
>on /got/
Hello, r/asoiaf.
>>71421452
literally every board say that because it make them feel smart.
>>71421298
did they use Vincent Gallo as the source photo? he could fit Euron well
>>71421381
CIA's battle scars are from a duel, she got raped right in the pussy, cut, fucked in her ass and otherwise abused.
From his plan
From a dude he knew nothing about (and fuck D&D for that and Sanda for going for it anyway)
And couldn't protect her.
I mean, really, no matter which way he thought he could do shit, with Stannis, Boltons, Vale involved, Salsa could've gotten killed even if she hadn't escaped.
>>71421419
>posts a whore that slept with a hundred men and with a nigger as well
The Faith would have executed your waifu. And you as well. Fucking cuck.
>>71421442
Yep, in the books he's heading to Casterly Rock with Jeyne westerling and an escort.
George also said we'd see Jeyne in TWOW prologue, so I think they're gonna be freed by a BWB raid who've been infiltrating and following the Lannister camp since the Riverlands
>>71421489
>literally every board say
see >>71421363
>>71421414
I always saw the riverlands more as Russia, since they're always getting invaded and lots of people die
>>71419945
Best and cutest boy.
>>71421463
does someone have a template for this?
>>71421336
This. They are the exact same fucking person really, only he's a lot farther along in life. He was exactly like she was when he was her age. It's all been his way of looking out for her while trying to stay the course of his own ambitions. We might see a shift in him and we might not.
>>71421328
>Robin Arryn at 30
>His medical conditions have worsened, but having learned all of Littlefinger's tricks, he becomes a mysterious recluse who pulls the strings from his hospital bed in the impenetrable Eyrie
>>71421193
>what are ballistae
VISERION BTFO
Unfortunately CIA, will never win
He is as important as Varys, Euron, Olenna, etc.
They are just tools for the writer to fill in gaps.
Oh shit why would Yara go to Dany? Euron hack
Oh shit how does Jon beat Ramsay? CIA hack
Oh shit how does Dany get a big enough fleet? Oh shit we dont have a big enough budget to include an invasion of normandy at Dorne. Varys hack
>>71421501
>prologue
>happy ending
i'm afraid i've got some bad news
>>71421347
Howland was one of the actual fantasy elements of the books that was cut. He was a half man half frog hybrid who had a green hue to his skin. When fighting he would hop around and use a net and trident. His people are very ancient and pledged their house to the Starks after Ned and Lyanna were nice to him and didn't make fun of him because they know it's not easy being green.
You'll see people use pepe a lot when they talk about him because he's a frogman. Half the /got/ pepe posts are about howland.
Also, remember melisandres magic necklace? Many people theorize that howland is using similar magic to pretend to be the high sparrow to get revenge for ned.
>>71421525
Doran 2.0
>our medieval age only lasted ~500 years
>Westeros has been in it for 8000 years
Fucking slowpokes
>>71421534
show euron look like a retard but book euron look like a huge fag.
yes the meme eye patch change nothing he looks like a huge faggot
>>71421394
>implying Aiden didn't already tap that
This scene probably did play out in real life, and Soph had to be like "nah dude, you were great and we can be frens wit bens anytime, but I'm young and I need to play the field of dicks" Because girls always need the field of dicks.
>>71421193
Euron still has the dragon horn.. r-right guys? They wouldn't cut that w-would they?
>>71421030
Hopefully.
>>71421511
I always thought it was more like Poland/Ukraine, just a very easily invaded place inbetween great powers. But the riverlands is always meant to be the Netherlands I think.
>>71421374
I wish needle actually looked like that on the show instead of that weird fencing foil-esque thing the used. I realize it's supposed to be skinny, but it looks entirely fucking ineffective. It's not even rapier/smallsword sized.
>>71421494
>Reaction image
>My waifu
I haven't done anything wrong, friend. Keep on pretending the Faith would be oh-so-terrible, though.
Casting down rulers, uplifting the common folk, and making sure justice is carried out at every level of society? How terrible, what a bunch of whacko extremists!
>>71421598
funny how it went from short sword to ineffectively long stiletto
>>71421560
>not knowing Westeros world is a post apocalyptic version of our own in what Europe got extremely deformed
>>71421560
we also don't have
>wildfire
>red priests that give birth to shadow babies and resurrection magic
>dragons
>white walkers
>children of the forest
>le ebin assassins of multiple faces
>time travelling cripples
>>71421606
>he took the Sparrow bluepill
That's just fucking pathetic.
>>71420157
just because we don't see the fucking doesn't mean it isn't happening. Tyrion especially has probably dabbled in some Meereenese whores
>>71421414
>scotland
>not some cucked shithole full of faggots
>>71421606
>no alcohol
>no whores
What a bunch of fags
>J-Jon Snow? King in the North! NO! I'M IN CHARGE HERE!!
>>71421571
Easy to say when he wasn't the one getting raped for those weeks or months
Shit, he pretty much said the same thing to Lysa about how the past is gone, only speaking of it makes it real, shit's still real to her when she can feel what Ramsay did inside of her
>>71421598
That's what it used to look like when ValyrianSteel.com started selling replicas. GRRM even gave one to Maisie when she was cast. There's pictures of her with it that get posted from time to time. They honestly should have just used that as the prop.
>>71420209
Bran with his new powers, Jon, Arya, Brienne, and the north manage to kill all three Dragons in a war for Northern independence, Old God style.
>>71421571
>the only motherfucker to speak truth to Sansa
>"EWW HE'S SO CREEPY XD"
Sure he fucked up here and there. Badly. But fuck, he's done more to keep her safe than anyone else. Not saying selling her to Ramsey wasn't a huge fuck up but c'mon
>>71420722
If DnD just forget they burned the bridge with Gendry and the Brotherhood I will laugh and laugh
how do you guys cope with the fact that it will take 10 months for more GoT?
I can't stand this feel, it's hurting me, every time a breath
>>71421137
Not to mention the endless times jon references how he'll never be prince aemon. Over and over and over.
>>71421669
>GRRM even gave one to Maisie
That's cute as fuck, senpai.
>>71421700
Means the Fatman has 10 more months to get TWOW out before D&D spoil the entire book and start of ADOS
>>71421676
How hasn't Jon also been straight with Salsa? and he's fucked Salsa over much less for his own ends and vision.
>>71421676
>giving her to Ramsey
>keeping her safe
>>71421639
>Sparrows
>Bluepilled
There's a reason Hipsters in the "normies react to ebin twists" GoT videos clapped for his death.
>>71421649
>2016
>Rooting for hedonists.
>>71421696
Gendry is a literal no one. If they bring him back I will be pretty pissed, but they wont because they just want to get out now with all their shekels so they don't even have time to half ass another arc.
>>71421635
>wildfire
greek fire
>red priests that give birth to shadow babies and resurrection magic
Europe was all about a resurrected person
>dragons
they've been no bigger than cats for hundreds of years
>white walkers
vikings
>children of the forest
the Irish
>le ebin assassins of multiple faces
no one can recognize you when you've got the plague
>time travelling cripples
you got me there m80
>>71420644
>1000x this
Should have done them like the Old Ghiscari Empire
>>71421700
Pretty good tbqh, GoT is like a dose of concentrated autism and rage, particularly with this general extremely active. Now I shall have more time to delve into other autistic shit.
>>71420722
You know what else is confirmed on reddit? A lot of faggots ass basic bitch bullshit. The whole sub looks like Cliff Notes right now because they are all retarded
>>71421472
>he's just the kind of guy i could see myself having a beer with, you know?
He's a total cliche, but it's actually even less subtle in the books
>>71421727
>seeing the world in black and white
>"hipsters hate him so i must like him"
Typical Americuck retardation.
>>71421754
Which other autistic shit? GoT is literally better than anything else
Nothing is good anymore, only GoT
>>71421696
Might be something hostile like it is in the books.
I hope everyone getting excited is prepared for excessive amounts of salt.
>>71421706
>that "leak" about the letter from Maester Aemon to Benjen Stark that Littlefinger somehow had and gave to Jon
Would Maester Aemon have known who Jon Snow was the whole time and not have said a damn thing? I suppose so.
>>71419824
New thread
>>71421780
>>71421780
>>71421780
>>71421745
>they've been no bigger than cats for hundreds of years
less than 500 which means you're arguing against yourself
>>71421588
I'm Ukrainian and my family is from a city called Przemysl. It was a site of contention between Poland, Kievan Rus and Hungary beginning in at least the 9th century. It's changed hands a lot over the years. So I agree with this.
>>71420619
Jon will never see Sam again.
>>71421476
Dickhead the great other is the nights king. The guy capable of turning humans into the others. In the books they are called 'the others'. Obviously the one with the power to turn humans into others and the one who other 'others' follow as their leader will be the great other.
You may as well said Euron is a champion to the night king. It make more sense if he were a champion to bran aka. The three eyed raven.
>>71420209
>Bran fucks up again
I agree with you there
>>71421665
>implying rape victims can never move on from their abuse and find peace
wew
>>71421817
>less than 500 which means you're arguing against yourself
Fuck me, guess I'll just kill myself then, lad. WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIT. They haven't been in westeros for thousands of years
>>71421880
There's two gods, GODS, Rhollor and the Great Other. 'The Night King' doesn't even exist in the books, not like in the show. The Night King was an undead Lord Commander of the Night's Watch in the lore. The Others don't really have a leader.
>>71421996
spastic post.
>>71421700
I don't care. I'm glad it's over. Last time I was excited was prior to season 4
>>71421953
>dragons haven't been in Westeros for thousands of years
>this guy named Aegon the Conqueror showed up with three dragons which he rode with his sisters and conquered
>that was 300 years ago
>Balerian the Black Dread was fucking gigantic
The last, tiniest dragons died out like 100ish years before the series begins.
If CIA loves Sansa so much, why did he not just hang onto her when he had her in the first place and not hand her off to a sadistic psyhopath?
>>71421953
less than 300 years have passed since Aegon's landing u retard
>>71421996
In the books the Night's King is the 13th Lord Commander of the Watch. In the show, the Night King isn't that character, he is the Great Other of the books, personified for the screen. Do you follow?
>>71422058
because they couldn't think of anything else to do with sansa last year
>>71422111
Yes, but I thought we were talking about books here. There's no much sense in talking about the story of the show.
>>71421725
He didn't know Ramsay was a sadist. I don't see you all blaming Bran for sending Rickon to the Umbers.
He would've never left his waifu there if he knew. You're delusional if you think that. He loves Sansa, he didn't mean for her to get hurt. Sansa knows that and that's the only reason she's still talking to him. When he approaches her he does it from a distance and asks if he's interrupting. She could've said "Yep, fuck off and leave me alone" but she gets up and she approaches him. You really think the way she was treating him was hateful? We've SEEN how Sansa treats people she considers her enemies. Littlefinger isn't one.
>>71421560
winters that last 15 years would probably slow down societal progress somewhat.
>>71422053
>>71422066
There were never dragons in Westeros before Aegon, and they were still in medieval Europe for thousands of years before Aegon's conquest
>>71422111
>Night King is the Great Other of the books, personified for the screen
not necessarily
>>71422193
and summers that last 20 years would probably speed it up somewhat.
>>71422216
>There were never dragons in Westeros before Aegon
do u have proofs of this? old valyria had dick loads of dragons and isn't that far from westeros
>>71422216
>he thinks westeros is literally thousands of years old
haha, I bet you believe the seven are real too
>>71422292
>>71422293
I guess they could have just never EVER mentioned it. Even if there were dargons (there weren't) in westeros, that wouldn't be enough to keep them in the middle ages for that long. If dragons existed in real life we probably would have killed them to extinction by the 1500s
>>71422262
probably not. the mediterranean powers had an advantage over the more continental european cultures in their climate; a 15 year winter would prevent them from rising to power, in addition to pretty much fucking everyone.
>>71422111
the night's king and the night king have been confirmed as different entities. the night's king is like a fairytale character by the time of asoiaf.
>>71421907
Yeah, back in the place they got raped and in front of the tree where she got married to her rapist while getting declarations of love from the dude who handed her to the rapist.
That's all nice and healthy and not at all a trigger
>>71422370
Andals haven't even been in Westeros for more than 1,500~ years
Keep arguing if you're want but everyone who has replied has basically said you're wrong, because you are.
>>71422370
wanna know why Westeros is locked in the medieval era for thousands and thousands of years?
Because Its high fantasy and Gurm felt like writing high fantasy in a world with lots of background, rather than techno-fantasy in a world with lots of background.
>>71422523
>Andals haven't even been in Westeros for more than 1,500~ years
Yeah, that's about as long as the Anglo-Saxons have been in the UK. They're totally a middle ages country right now :^)
>>71422554
Literally the only correct answer
>>71421560There is no coal or saltpeter
>>71421193
> two sides who are very small in comparison
>dany
>200 ships
>3 dragons
>euron
>1000 ships
>dragonbinder
she's fucked
>>71421414
>Riverlands
>Germany
As it was in the 30 Years' War?
Yep, perfect fit.
>>71423042
>no coal
no words
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