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Current political situation in the Seven Kingdoms
IN THE AGE OF CHAOS, TWO FACTIONS BATTLE FOR DOMINANCE
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>>71342987
King Azor Jon
>The Manlet That Was Promised
Bow, ye shits.
>Dany and Jon will have some sensual moment right before they realize they are related
Will we get to see his big cock next season?
>The Dorne section of Linda's review
My poor virgin ears.
I miss Karl.
aside from the whole prophecy thing, does Jon's inheritance even give him any uh racial bonuses? he has no ability to warg or resistance to fire so I don't see how being a half-bred is helping him in any way, he's supposedly half ice and half fire but ultimately 100% "normal"
>>71344376
>yfw jon will get killed in the opening shot of s7
Cersie had 4 children
3 with jaimie, 1 with Robert she killed http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Cersei's_black-haired_son
Tommen didn't have to die according to the prophecy
Why did Varys sail to Dorne and back just to sail BACK to Westeros with the army? Why didn't he just wait and meet up with them once they landed?
HE WORST KEPT TWIST IN HISTORY
>PROMISE ME, REDDIT
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes
>>71344389
Hourly reminder Dany and Jon are both ENEMIES as of this episode.
Jon is King of the North. The North is part of the Seven Kingdoms. Dany will wage war on these traitors to the Iron Throne.
>there are actual, literal, non-ironic jesusfags ITT right here right now at this very moment
I BOW ONLY TO THE TRUE QUEEN, AND HER NAME IS LANNISTER, LONG MAY SHE REIGN
Rhaegar died for this
When Dany arrives in King's Landing, will Cersei go Allahu Ackbar on the entire city?
>>71344396
Yupp. It will be called dragonbinder and its going to fuck Dany and her entire army.
>>71344411
He's Azor Ahai you fucking faggot.
>>71344444
nice script
>>71344389
They've never met in their lives. They're total stangers to each other. Even if they both found out they were related, I doubt it'd phase them. Considering Targayrians were known inbreeders, this is actually a step up.
>>71344411
He has superhuman willpower.
Hes super handsome.
He is blessed by godly luck, Lord of Light favors him as his godly warrior.
>>71344422
He wanted to make a start on his coclkess troupe with Greyworm and Theon.
>>71344421
>1 with Robert she killed
All of this could have been prevented because of Cersei's stupidity
>>71344422
It's just a mistake in CG
>>71344444
LONG MAY SHE REIGN
>>71344344
actually Cersei kinda wanted to wipe out his son from her royal ass, she shows literally no remorse
>>71344444
impressive
>>71344438
>who are the White Walkers
>>71344444
Cersei is the Queen of Whores
THE REMAINING FORCES
1. Team Dany
>Daenerys
>Varys, Tyrion, Missandei, Grey Worm, unnamed Red Priestess
>Jorah Mormont (presumably), Daario Naharis (presumably)
>Three dragons
>1/2 of House Greyjoy, incl. Asha/Yara and Theon
>House Martell, incl. most of Dorne (presumably), led by Ellaria Sand and incl. the Sand Sneks
>House Tyrell, incl. Olenna , incl. The Reach (presumably)
>The unified Dothraki Horde
>A legion of Unsullied
>A shit ton of ships and horses
2. Team Jon
>Jon
>Sansa (presumably), Aria (presumably), Bran (presumably), Benjen
>Davos Seaworth, Brienne of Tarth (presumably), Podrick Paine (presumably), Sam the Slayer (with Gilly and Sam Jr.), Meera Reed (presumably)
>Two direwolves, Ghost and Nymeria (presumably)
>The Vale (presumably), led by Petyr Baelish (acting) and Robin Arryn (on paper), incl. House Royce, led by Yohn Royce
>The Free Folk, led by Tormund Giantsbane
>The Night's Watch, led by acting Lord Commander Edd
>House Tully (presumably), incl. Edmure Tully (presumably)
>House Mormont, led by Lyanna Mormont
>House Manderly, led by Wyman Manderly
>House Glover, led by Robett Glover
>House Cerwyn, led by Cley Cerwyn
>House Hornwood
>House Mazin
>The rest of The North (presumably)
3. Team Cersei
>Punished "Venom" Cersei
>Jaime (presumably), Qyburn, Gregor Clegane, Bronn (presumably)
>The Westerlands (presumably)
>The remnants of House Frey (presumably)
>The remnants of House Bolton (presumably)
>Wildfire
4. Team Brotherhood
>Led by Beric Dondarrion
>Thoros of Myr, Anguy, Sandor Clegane
>Lady Stoneheart (possibly)
5. Team Euron
>Euron
>The Iron Islands (de-facto) and around half of the forces/houses
6. Team Night's King
>Night's King
>White Walkers
>An army of undead men and animals
7. Team Littlefinger
>Petyr Baelish (currently allied to Jon but clearly has plans of his own)
8. Team Wildcard
>The Iron Bank of Braavos
>The Faceless Men, incl. Jaqen H'ghar
>Gendry
>Melisandre
>>71344444
quints of truth
>>71344449
Anything's an upgrade over a Dornish woman.
>>71344467
The only link between them is Tyrion, right? He's the only person in the whole world to have met both.
when will /got/ threads be banned? end of today?
i don't want got threads to go away :(
>>71344422
he likes traveling
>>71344343
>TWO FACTIONS
>>71344467
Bran knows the truth. They will ALL meet!
anyone wanna crap out a list of all more or less important deaths of the season?
>>71344514
DESU her son was a traitorous cuck who was going to let his mother and himself be executed and his wife humiliated and tortured, he was dumb and useless and did her a favor by offing himself
>>71344376
KING OF MY HEART
Cersei is supposed to be a great beauty. Instead we get Lena Headey
Daenerys is supposed to be an otherwordly beauty. Instead we get Emilia Clarke
Arya is supposed to be growing into her looks, looking more and more pretty. Instead we get Maisie Williams.
What the what DnD?
>episode is over
>we don't see the Wall falling down
OK I'M DONE WITH THIS SHIT
>This entire episode
>>71344524
>No Team Stannis
GTFO
>>71344508
Honestly most likely this.
That or they just assumed people would think it happened later in the future. Considering how they added Freypie for literal filler, it's sort of obvious they're pandering to normies.
Definitely jarring for people who pay attention, but when it comes to tv on this sccale, I'm willing to forgive them.
>>71344343
Jon cannot be killed by dragons because he's a Targaryen, HOWEVER....
>>71344421
>Tommen didn't have to die according to the prophecy
Gold shall be their crowns and gold their shrouds. That was probably the biggest standout line in the prophecy you retard.
>>71344590
lena headey was pretty in the first two seasons
she's an old wrinkly hag now
>>71344343
who the fuck rules the stormlands, also why aren't the night's watch allied with the north
>>71344524
Nothing remains of house Bolton it seems.
Besides Roose warned Ramsay that the Lannisters would come for them sooner or later.
>>71344524
t-team fAegon let's go
How the fuck did Varys get from Dorne back to Mereen in a single episode?
Can he actually teleport or are the directors just not even trying anymore to try to keep the time scale believable?
Same with Arya who came back all the way from fucking Bravos
>>71343800
>surprisingly good new side character people like
>will get murdered for shock value at the start of the next season
How will they do it lads? Littlefinger backstabbing? Wildling shits?
So how long before /got/ gets banned again?
>Cersei vs. Daenerys, The Tyrells, The Martells, The Starks, The Dothraki, The Unsullied, The Greyjoys etc. etc.
Wow sure sounds really interesting
>>71344444
witnessed long may she reign
jon and dany are twins
FUCK ALL THIS TELEPORTING
>varys teleports from westros to the free cities
>dany teleports from the pyramid to half way into the ocean
>all the northernmen teleport into jon's living room
>cersei teleports from the red keep to the throne room
>sam teleports from outside 1000 miles from oldtown to the citadel
>ned stark teleports from outside to tower to the top
>melly teleports from inside winterfell to miles outside onto a fucking horse
>araya teleports to the frey castle
>benjen teleports bran to right outside the wall
>jamie teleports from the frey castle to kings landing
>lancel teleports from a doorwar to deep into the sewers
H A C K S
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>>71344444
Based quints
>>71344443
>there are people on /tv/ RIGHT NOW
>>71344376
This is going to sound gay as fuck, but Kit Harrington has the most incredible fucking eyelashes for a man.
>>71344444
Cersei did literally nothing wrong
>>71344645
The time they prepared to set sail was enough for Varys.
Also, only because they show Varys NOW doesnt mean he was visiting Dorne weeks ago.
>>71344596
I don't think there is a better reaction image than this for this episode.
>>71344449
She's supposed to look like Arya, i understand why they went with a 7/10 instead of a 10/10
>>71344623
If you combine red, black, green and white you get Gold you idiot.
>>71344444
CERSEI CONFIRMED AS QUEEN AND WINNER OF THE GAME OF THRONES
QUINTS OF TRUTH
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>mfw he called Jon the White Wolf
Why didn't Littlefinger seem to care?
PRESTON WHEN
>>71344656
high noon
>>71344645
it's a little known movie trick called editing
SHE ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE FACELESS ONE
What did Lyanna whisper to Ned?
>>71344600
>he still thinks Stannis is alive in the show
Let it go anon, at least we know from this season that he wins the battle of Winterfell in the books
>>71344658
well she will have Euron and Littlefinger
>>71344706
>has the smuggest, back-stabbing cunt look possible
>hurr, he doesnt care
>tfw pedo for lyanna M
>>71344709
R+L=J was the final straw and he's finally killed himself.
>>71344617
ONE TRUE TOWER OF JOY LYANNA
>>71344706
are you blind
>>71344733
>you want a good girl but you need the bad poosey
>>71344625
the night's watch is neutral you fucking retard, if you have been paying attention for 6 years you would know that already.
Ending of Game of thrones
>"Men have fucked up westeros, it is time for women to take command"
>all major houses are now headed by woman serving under dany
>Jon marries her and plays a cuck role
>Game of thrones is a feminist message about how the world would be better if they were removed from power
>>71344343
What major houses aren't fucking broken beyond repair at this point? May as well just give Dany Westeros on a silver platter at this point, the only thing stopping her is the Undead horde rolling in from the north.
Does anybody have a high-res shot of everybody hailing Jon as the new king in the north, with Jon in the center?I kinda want one for a desktop background.
>>71344444
>what kind of dress you want senpai?
>make me look maleficent
>they replaced the Dorne "fire and blood" scene with that nonsensical Varys and Olenna scene
Just when I thought this season couldn't get any worse. The dialogue doesn't even make sense.
>>71344733
>don't marry the tully fucking shit
>promise me, ned
>>71344748
>>71344758
Sansa even lost her smille after she looked at him. It's obvious that she didn't see what she expected on his face.
>>71344624
lena was never pretty, this is beyond got
>>71344706
Look like he cared...he was fucking angry.
Such a cutie
episode was filmed pretty great other than that shitty cheesy ass shot of the dragons flying towards the camera, god damn what were they thinking
>>71344444
I simply can't hate Cersei. She's too great a character.
>>71344686
>7
shit taste m8, that closer to a 5
>>71344343
So it's a thinly veiled commentary on the Brexit vote?
>>71344733
I dunno, the scene was too stupid for me I just went to the toilet
>promise me ned
>>71344592
See you next year
>>71344443
still hurt over the fact that High Sparrow was one of the very few just and noble characters of the show and the realisation makes you feel lesser because it highlights how much of reprobate you are for rooting against him? :DD
This episode truly elevated GoT to generic tv show tier. I hope season 7 is last season but i doubt it.
>>71344812
i want to lick her feet and make her cum with my fingers
>>71344590
You have toxic and problematic concept of beauty :^)
>>71344800
She was happy for Jon and for obviously fucking up LF's plans, but when she looked at him she realized they can be in trouble because he is too dangerous.
>>71344821
that's been a recurring thing since like season 3
i actually kind of like it...
>>71344734
No body = no death
Post yfw based baelish fucks everyone up and sits on the iron throne with sansa as his wife
How did we go from this...
>>71344812
This is the most blatant fan pandering I've ever seen. The writers clearly knew they had a meme character on their hands, and they kept bringing her back to meme it up.
Basically Free Reddit Karma: The Person.
>>71344733
>this is Daenerys, you'll need to go Starfall and switch her with your bastard son with Ashara to keep her safe.
>>71344805
The cucked man rises
>>71344673
>Cersei did literally nothing wrong
Pic related. The last scene in got with Cersei
gregor is basically a zombie right? would he still be able to get blood flowing to his cock?
>>71344888
loli king is best
kys
>>71344869
>Wildfire didn't even give them time to scream.
Spooky as shit.
>>71344879
to this?
>A great number of women, I imagine
what did daenarys mean by this
>>71344775
this is just so so so much worse than the Rob's kindindanorf-out, just lazy and uninspired
this whole episode, this whole fucking season and the one before
So just to make it clear, Jon is the son of Neds sister?
>>71344888
mormontfu is best fu
>>71344888
reddit: the post
>>71344902
he could always just finger her
So next season is entirely dedicated to Dany conqering Westeros while the alst one is the war against the dead?
>>71344927
Dickless men
>>71344937
no, Jon is Ned's sister.
>>71344927
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parthenogenesis
>>71344937
son of ned's sister lyanna and rhaegar targaryen
he's half stark and half targaryen. he's dany's nephew.
>>71344937
Yes hes half targaryen half stark
>>71344937
Don't talk to me or my sister's son ever again.
>that string score
Oh my fucking god, Ramin Djawadi never stop.
>>71344775
This was terribly acted. It was nothing like Robb's coronation. Pure pandering.
This scene is the reason the show is pathetic shit.
>>71344853
keep telling yourself that
>>71344443
Absolutely disgusting
Pretty cute desu, I think /got/ just gets off calling women they could never fuck ugly
>>71344954
nah, dany will be blown the fuck out on sea, lands in westeros, allies with starks, ?????, fuck cersi, ??????
So cersei has tier 1 shoulder pads.
An thick Iron crown with rubies inset would have been more fitting to wear.
>>71344976
>>71344973
>Half Targaryen
Where the fuck did you take that information from?
>>71345010
jesus christ she looks like a frog
why is the North so awesome?
FUCK southern shits
Wouldn't Dragonstone be the more logical landing point for Dany anyway?
>>71345010
Looks like Dany.
who /teamcersei/ here?
>>71345010
>mfw that's a 10/10 in Britain
LINDA ON 6x10: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6JWtIe6xAo
>character appropriation !!!1
>>71345010
looks like a pig, she would do good as a warcraft orc.
>>71344937
>Dany is Jon's Aunt.
Why is this such a bizarre concept to me.
>>71345037
lyanna was kidnapped by rhaegar targaryen, that's why she was in the tower of joy being guarded by the kingsguard. they were there guarding their future king.
>>71345037
The show. Pay attention.
>>71345037
Are you clinically retarded?
Walder Frey did nothing wrong
>>71345040
Not seeing it
>>71345043
The North is full of weak treasonous whores who forgot.
RIVERLADS > NORTHERN BETAS
>>71345007
>replying to yourself
>>71345073
because you have no brain
>>71345037
Rhaegar fucked lyanna you retard. Do you even watch the show?
>>71345037
the father is Rhaegar Targaryen, Daenerys' dead brother
So what if Cersei goes the absolute madwoman and kills Dany?
>the shitload navy comes at King's Landing
>Cersei knows it's over
>opens the gates
>"I surrender"
>the kebab army rapes everyone but who really cares
>dany, tyrion and sneks decide to talk to cersei one last time
>in the meanwhile qyburn fucks some children underneath KL
>"cersei, have you got any last words?"
>"you met me at a very strange time in my life"
>where is my mind starts playing
>all the wildfire left blows up
>kebab army and dany is kill
>produced by D&D
OTP
>>71345093
i don't really care about any of the character deaths other than walder
i'm going to miss that slime ball
>>71345093
It's payback for his time working at Hogwarts.
>>71345037
nigga u dumb, but I'm guessing you're a girl
>>71345093
THE STARKS SEND THEIR REGARDS HAHAHAHA
>>71345104
>RIVERLADS
>>71345056
Half Irish half Italian
>>71345106
god damn i bet her big lips are so incredibly soft
>>71345073
are you stupid?
>>71345037
there is this thing called books
>>71345082
>>71345089
>>71345090
Sorry i literally don't even remember what Ned was doing there only that he fought some guys
But why the fuck would Ned hide that fact from his wife? What the fuck?
>>71345125
She has weird face tbqh
>>71345082
>Lyanna was kidnapped
When will this meme end.
>>71344652
Bearloli is by far the strongest character this season.
No other lord or lady makes me want to bow my head down and declare allegiance as much as she does.
She exudes this aura of strength and iron will like no one else.
>tfw no bearloli lady to server
>>71345010
she should have played a child of the forest
>>71345144
>dis mad britcuck in every thread
kys my man
>>71345051
best day of my life tbqh
I hope they show Tyrion's reaction when he finds out Cersei is Queen and that Jon has declared himself King in the North.
>>71345069
jesus fuck, what a fugly dyke
>>71345160
Because Robert Baratheon hates targaryens and is hunting them down? Do you even watch this show?
This wasn't part of my masterplan
>>71345051
long may she reign
If only Tommen hadn't banned trial by combat, this would never have happened.
>>71345204
Newfag detected
She is literally /tv/ the human
who else feels sad for mace at this point? broke my heart desu :'(
>>71345152
>some of you are alright.
>>71345219
the moment when he realized harrenhal was off the table as well
>>71345051
she's too hot not to support
IF DOUBLE DIGITS BAELISH WILL SIT ON THE IRON THRONE
>>71345160
>But why the fuck would Ned hide that fact from his wife?
PROMISE ME, NED. IF ROBERT FINDS OUT, HE'LL KILL HIM. YOU KNOW HE WILL. PROMISE ME, NED. PROMISE ME.
Protecting your family/dying sister's wish > a slightly upset wife.
>tfw trying to read the books
>reading on my laptop just gives me a headache
>physical copy of all the books cost $100 here
So how did Arya make pie out of all the 2000000 Freys? Even if it was just a few, how the FUCK did she do it?
>>71345243
He just wanted his son back.
>>71345214
I mean the fact that Jon was the son of Neds sister, not that he was a Targaryen
Does GRRM still have any say in the general direction the show is taking? Do you think he enjoys it?
>>71345268
Arya is the most powerful person in the show.
>>71345243
Literally the only death saddened me on this episode.Fuck man bad Mace is gone i will cry like a bith if baelish dies though
w-where will she go now? why did jon have to banish melly? she would have been to great benefit int the wars to come
>>71345278
yeah, must be swimming in the normie pussy
>>71345160
it's kind of complicated
he had to hide jon's true identity because robert would have most likely had jon killed, because jon being rhaegar's son is a threat to robert sitting on the throne. on top of that, robert and lyanna were betrothed and robert was infatuated with lyanna, and he may have killed jon just out of general principle of him being a targaryen. robert HATED targs.
plus jon is his sister's child, so he wanted to keep him safe. so he never told jon who he was, and he didn't tell his wife because cat is kind of a nut case.
>>71345268
she went to assassin school you dummy
>>71345230
Cersei was really pissed about the cancelling of cleganebowl.
So that's it ? Jon is R+L ? How fucking disappointing.
>>71344645
There were some wild time jumps here:
If Cersei blowing shit up was our base time +0, then:
Dornish/Reach alliance meet-up: probably weeks later, since news of the explosion had to reach the Reach first and Olenna must've arranged the meeting with Dorne at some point later, so atleast +3 weeks after base time
Cerseis coronation: The fire was still burning and I don't think they wanted to wait weeks with this, since it's more or less a coup, so maybe +3-4 days after base time
Kelly C sailing to Westeros: So Varys had to arrange the alliance first, then sail all the way back to Mereen and he even brought Dornish and what looked like Reach ships with him. Lets be generous and assume that their actually close to Westeros and the Reach ships met them halfway as an escort, still atleast +3-4 months after base time.
Cersei will have been Queen of whatever places are actually loyal to her for maybe half a year once Dany hits Westeros realistically.
>>71345274
Are you an imbecile? The entire realm knows raeghar hitted off with Ned's sister.
Anyone can 1+1, if he says its lyanna's son
NONE OF THIS DEGENERAY WOULD HAVE HAPPENED WITH BASED JOFFREY OR BASED VISERYS AT THE HELM
>Women ruin everything
>>71345268
I think she just cut off a toe of one of them and stuck it in the pie and hid their bodies.
>>71345274
Because it naturally brings up the question; who is the father? Everyone knew she was taken by Raeghar. Better he sully his own name than risk everyone figure it out.
>>71345037
Your people stupidity never ceases to amaze me
>>71345268
She's a god now.
She fulfilled the prophecy.
>>71345266
>PROMISE ME, NED. IF ROBERT FINDS OUT, HE'LL KILL HIM. YOU KNOW HE WILL. PROMISE ME, NED. PROMISE ME.
Is that actually what she said? I only understood the "promise me" part and thought the rest was intentionally obscured.
So apparently the last 2 episodes are the best TV of all time according to imdb KEK (They are good but come on....)
>>71345278
No, and he probably hates it but loves that HBO money
>>71345301
Why is Melly so much cuter when she's sad?
>>71345301
She'll run into Dany, recognise that she and Tyion are also also TPWWP and join them up for the OTP
>>71345267
buy a kindle you fucking mongoloid
download everything for free on bookzz.org
>>71345301
She will meet up with Thoros. They will come back as surprise reinforcements with the hound during the battle against the walkers at the wall
>>71345037
MUST I DRAW A MAP
>>71345321
I guess i must have forgotten about it to be honest.
It's been like 20 years since season 1
>>71344645
>in a single episode?
Is "an episode" a measurement of time now?
Fuck off weebshit
So arya is a faceless man now? How so? And why would she coincidently have to kill her ennemies?
>>71344689
What?
>>71345334
yea that's what she says when it's slightly audible
i really want to know what she said when it's inaudible though, i think she may have told ned what to name him
>>71345268
More important question is WHY?
Did anyone else notice that they re-used the audio from blackwater when the sept of baelor exploded?
>>71345335
This episode felt like watching season 1 all over again. It was great.
>>71345298
Fuck all of these """"""book references""""""" made me want to kill myself
>The Norf remembers
>Fire and blood
>Pycelle getting murdered by the birds instead of Kevan
>>71345334
Holy shit you do turn off your brain while watching or something? It was literally spelled out.
>>71345163
Mormonts weren't exactly known for their beauty
Xth for Xmen 4 - Da Norfern Kang
Literally the worst episode, and season 7 will be worse. Fuck. Hurry Germ.
>>71344438
Danny fags are the worst
>>71345372
Arya is not a faceless man
She can facechange though
>baby is blond
Dany confirmed R+L.
What allies does Cersei have left? Just the remaining Freys?
>>71345385
I am not saying it wasn't bud, I was just saying it and E9 are not fucking 10/10 episodes.
>>71344444
Long may she reign
So when is taena coming? I need some myrish swamp action
>>71345338
this episode was the first time she really emotet, but she looks more fearful than sad
>>71345417
N O N E
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>>71345386
Didn't mean to quote
>>71345366
No, but other scenes in this episode were much closer in time to one another than that one. It would've literally taken months. It felt weird, it's bad directing in my opinion.
>>71345301
she's either going to run into Arya (I hope not) or into Sandor and the other brotherhood guys
Lol littlefinger brought the whole Vale army thinking he was gonna fuck and marry Sansa but didn't even get a kiss. Cucked by 3 Tullys.
>tfw thinking of her hurting
;_;
>reveal melly as an old slut
>bring kinvara into the show
>do nothing with this
ayy lmao
>>71345409
>Hurry Germ
>>71345412
Why can she change her faces if she's not a faceless man? I thought it was a power given by the god of many face or whatever.
why so few tits this season?
>>71344665
I giggled anon.
>>71345423
mel looks really good when she's ashamed of herself
>>71345409
It was a great episode, it's gurm's story that's becoming a problem
>>71345417
Freys are currently in a civil war for power and control.
She has Casterly Rock and maybe littlefinger.
I was kinda hoping for Maester Pycelle to go Roshi and whoop those kids before escaping with the physical agility of a kung-fu master
>>71345398
She whispers it you retard. I couldn't hear it.
>>71345423
>this episode was the first time she really emotet
You kidding mate?
>>71345418
Episode 9 had its faults, but it was great. This one was a full on disappointment train. What the fuck was up with Tyrion and Dany? I thought I was watching ducking Dawson's Creek.
And Daario's "ily" ugh. Fucking uncomfortable.
>>71344449
5/10
>>71344524
> led by Ellaria Sand and incl. the Sand Sneks
Haven't seen the episode but as a bookfag.. Why. Why didn't they just keep Doran or Tristian?
Kin slaying is a big fucking deal and the only reason why Euron haven't had his fucking head caved in five times already, Kingslaying almost as much, it's a big fucking taboo.
So why would House Martell, or ANY of the noble houses of Dorne ever follow a litual whore whos guilty of both?
Fuck me this pisses me off to no end.
>>71344665
do you like think everything is happening within hours of each others? fuck no, it's like weeks if not months apart
>>71345438
>it's bad directing in my opinion
Point to a show with this many story arcs that presents everything happening concurrently and without time skips.
>>71345093
>hmmmm, this white male isn't evil enough
>i know, let's make him sexually harass a waitress right before his death
>>71345418
ep10 was good, ep9 is a giant piece of shit as is the rest of this season
>>71345483
fuck off smelly melly
requesting animu loli bear pls desu
>>71345480
Turn up the volume? And you call me a retard when you are the ignorant one here that doesn't know shit that was literally said a day ago.
>>71344444
Congrats, quints have won you a nice webm of our one true queen
So next season we're getting an amazing badass naval battle with Euron + some Krakens + Dragonbinder vs Dany's Fleet right?
>>71345449
she was faceless, but she watched a play and got her self back
>>71345267
$100 for paperback?
>>71345555
It doesn't make any sense.
Is Theon the only character worth watching for left?
>>71345316
Discontinuities of that magnitude are usually spaced over several episodes, making them far less jarring. Having them concentrated in one episode was an overall bad move for the finale.
Why on earth do people think Dany and Jon will fight? Jon knows where the real fight is and can see the fuck huge army and bloody dragons and bend the goddamn knee.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AV4fyId29o
DAKINGADANORFF
>>71345546
Yes, well done, quints, well done
HOWEVER
Why the fuck would Ellaria be a good ally to Dany? She killed 2 children and a prince just because her man died in a trial by combat whom he volunteered for? Surely Dany wont be ok with that? Also the obvious "Im going to have to marry" from Dany means Jon right? Also all that army and allies she has now, who the fuck would the enemy be? The Lannisters surely arent that strong anymore, the only person I can see them becoming allies with is Euron. But really, Dany is packed after she gets with Jon. I see it happening like that and then the walkers will come and they all have to team up, because you know, thats what DABID would do
>>71344444
Long may she reign
>>71345554
most likely what will happen is euron will make some type of deal with cersei and he will defend kings landing when dany attacks. he will fight theon and yara on boats in the blackwater as dany+dothraki attack kings landing from the air and ground.
that's probably going to be episode 9 of next season, and that's when all the caches of wildfire will be used.
>>71345591his sister is weirdly attractive
the one true queen!
>>71345516
The Wire
I'm also not complaining about time skips, just that how the scenes were queued up made it feel unnatural. Also the fact that Varys went to Dorne even before Grandmas children were burned alive, yet during the invitation it sounds like he specifically came for that reason
>>71345484
I'm a big bookfag but, I liked this episode quite a bit it had it's shitty moments for sure (Arya, Dany, Dorne) but, the rest was pretty good. Cersei becoming queen is defiantly OC to replace Aegon and that's fine I guess. Overall this season has still been pretty meh (6/10) but it had 3 solid episodes E7, E9 and E10.
>>71345439
LSH
so she dies instead of donwhateveric
The whole "Arya is a faceless man" thing feels shoehorned in to make her story somewhat relevant.
>Reminder that Walder Frey's assassination is literally the only thing of relevance that she has done till date.
>>71345449
The fact that she can just proves that the faceless god loves her
>>71345483
DON'T CRY, MELLY
>>71345591
>being a Theoncuck
>>71345345
>buy a kindle you fucking mongoloid
That costs money too you fucking mongoloid, $80 for one built for comfortable reading
>>71344733
"His name is... If Robert finds out he'll kill him, you know he will. You have to protect him. promise me Ned. promise me."
I don't think I'll watch next season. This one was boring and barely made sense.
>>71345609
Targs has good relationship with the Martells, dunno about Sands though.
If you create a new thread before 320 posts I swear I'll scream!
>>71344771
nothing wrong with a female ruler. you'll understand once hillary becomes president.
>>71345609
Dothraki suck shit against armor. They even made sure to establish that in the show.
Lannister troops are still something like 6000 or so. I think they mentioned it in one of the last episodes, during the castle siege.
>>71345612
>Tywin is gone
>>71345658
Then you could...i don't know...get a job and stop being poor.
>>71344869
a girl is no body.
>delay danny trombone in the east for years
>jon retakes his home and consolidates power in the north
>danny boy starts sailing immediately to help with her massive retard strong free army
>will never see jon leading the united remains of the north against the night's king in actual dire situations
>will never have barn use his powers to help him know where and how to strike, since they do know their weaknesses already
>will never see king of winter Jon have his rule over the entire north set in stone, after having triumphed in the battle of the ice
>will never, after years have passed and spring is returning, have an actual confrontation between a rebuilt north and danny when she finally gets off her ass and arrives in westeros demanding tribute by all
>>71345591
Not ever since he became the man servant of dumb bitches.
pretty obvious D&D wrote this entire season starting at episode 9 and episode 10 first and worked backwards from there trying to fit everything in
>>71345069
She's so fucking autistic lmao
they were doing so well with the faceless (wo)man arya storyline but the way it ended felt so clumsy
and now she's in westeros kill billing people
>>71344592
Who is the girl in the middle?
>By Tyrells
>Get 100k army
>Don't do shit
>Die
>By Lannisters
>Declare war on Martells
>Do nothing
>Kill themselves
Will he fight against his own house in the inevitable Dani-Jon war?
>>71345646
If they didn't know what to do with Arya why didn't they just kill her off? I thought GRRM loves "le shock value"
I'm still mad about them killing off the fucking WIldling waifu who was with Rickon, they could've developed her and turned her into a great character, but nope, after 3 seasons of not being on screen they remember "oh hey we still have that stuff okay lets just kill her off"
Fucking retarded
>>71344869
there's nothing left of her m8
rate season/5
2.5/5
>>71345728
>they were doing so well with the faceless (wo)man arya storyline
what?
>>71345695
but even then with everyone on her side, theyll easily have more than 6000
>>71345699
>has no real concept of how much things cost
I doubt you're earning your way in the world, kiddo
>>71344444
DELET THIS
>>71345483
don't cry melly
>>71345747
>Be*
I'm retarded nvm
>>71344729
>aria is literally mfw i have no face
>>71345747
How can you mispell "be" twice?
>>71345609
Because she has an army.
Dany has forgiven worse for political expediency and she's likely to do it again with Tyrion and Varys guiding her.
I doubt that's a reference to Jon. But it would be interesting.
The enemy are the Lannisters, with whom it is suggested have the most powerful, if not largest army by far. Recall that the army which has unilaterally benefitted from the Iron Throne has been the Lannister one. And while the Reach probably has formidable numbers, they aren't war hardened.
>>71345483
DON'T CRY, MELLY
>>71345325
Killing Viserys off so early was the biggest mistake this show ever made
>In an alternative universe, Viserys challenged Khal Drogo to a duel in a desperate plea for his life as Drogo was about to crown him. Viserys lucked out massively in the duel and poisoned Drogo, winning control of the Dothraki before executing his sister and marching straight to Westeros in Season one
>>71345704
>Jon
>anything other than a NW deserter
Jon should become the nights king of the nights watch and the gift.
Sansa/Bran should become queen of winter.
The little Mormont girl was pretty cool this episode, laying some sick fire on all those lords.
>>71345770
I thought it was one of the better things going on in the show up until she decided to leave
>>71345243
is house tyrell extinct now?
>>71345452
Can't anger the feminist even thought the show is pandering to them with smashing the patriarchy
>>71344645
What you should be asking is why would Varys even go back to Meeren if he's just going to sail back to Westeros.
He could've stayed in Dorne, chilling and drinking wine until she lands.
>>71345780
if you can't afford something that cost 80-100$ you're doing something wrong.
>>71345622
The only narrative ending to Cersei is that Jaime is going to kill her.
He's going to blame the death of his children on her ambition. All he sees when he has returned to KL is the Mad King... she was willing to burn them all. The only thing keeping them remotely together (their kids) are all dead. She's certainly turned the cold shoulder to him....
>>71345848
i'd buy her mix tape
>>71345769
3/5
>>71345622
I can see cersei and Euron teaming up yep
>>71345483
>don't cry melly
>>71345750
He dies before that happens, senpai.
COME BACK MEL I LOVE YOU
>tfw they replaced victarion with theon and yara
>>71345868
There's probably more than a few lesser cousins running around in Highgarden; the Tyrells are a fertile family.
>>71345822
ayy lmao she has a far larger army and she has dragons... which the lannisters have never had to fight against and have no idea what to do.
>>71345773
She'll need to siege castles while contending with winter, plus having to provide food for so many troops, etc.
And Dothraki have probably never fought in a cold climate before (not to mention fighting against an actual disciplined army) so good luck.
Of course, there's always the dragons to conveniently wave all that shit aside and let her win.
>>71345093
He really didn't. Freys are consistently used as tools by lords of older houses, and the promises they make to them are often broken.
where is Sam going to put his bitch and the baby while he learns to do maester shit?
>>71345609
>yfw Dany has a same sex marriage
>so progressive
>>71345936
she will
either find gendry or go to the brotherhood
>>71344343
Did someone say radmure was in a cell at the twins?
Love blackfish, hate radmure, hate arya, but oh my god "I'm your niece, Arya Stark." while unlocking edmure's cell would be a fucking cool scene.
>>71345958
They'll be about as scared as the boltons were of the FUCKING ICE GIANT
>>71345962
sieging castles is hard... if you don't have 3 fucking dragons burning them down from above, where no castle has a real defence.
>>71345592
and we don't even know where the north and beyond the wall factor in in that whole timeline since everything over there happened in a vacuum this season. The only scene in the south that was connected to the north was Sam arriving in Oldtown and seeing the white ravens leaving the Citadel and one of these then arrives in the north in another scene.
The time-jumps are probably my biggest issue with this season, they hurt the flow of the storytelling alot.
>>71345932
what will he die from?
>>71345958
>implying that matters
The northermen have never fought a giant or even seen one, yet not ONE flinched a bit at the sight of it.
NOT ONE
>>71345710
Well, what can I say anon? He's the only character for which I have any hope for great things left.
There's Bran, but in the show he's too much of a side character. The only reason he appeared this season is to show a flashback about Jon.
There's Jaime I suppose, but it seems to me that his role in the show is almost finished. I'm afraid that they might not even let him kill Cersei but give it to the witty dwarf.
>>71345985
He clearly doesn't give a shit.
Good on him. That plotline was getting old and going nowhere.
so dany now has:
dragons
unsullied
second sons (that are staying in meereen)
dothraki
alliance with dorne
alliance with the tyrells
alliance with theon and yara and like 1,000+ shits
jesus christ talk about over powered. she has more firepower than every house on westeros combined
>>71345994
Last time we saw Gendry he was rowing a boat. I don't think he can use that boat on land nor Melly can use her horse on the ocean.
if you have a large house, you should be having 5+ boys for back up heirs, house frey is the only house doing it right
Whats littlefinger going to do with the Vale? Will he jew the starks and team up with lannister?
>>71345958
Guy you replied to here..
I mean no shit. Hence the prophecy: "Younger, more beautiful (queen) to cast you down and take all you hold dear"
>>71346035
All I can think is that Euron actually has dragonbinder and manages to use her dragons against her, at least maybe the two that aren't drogon?
If not, it's just going to be a joke for her to march through westeros. I guess the only thing stopping her will be the white walkers... snore
>>71346035
I'm guessing she will lose a lot of that when she meet Euron on the sea. That will balance things out a little.
>>71346085
yes, on sansa's behest
Sansa will betray her brother
she was obviously jelly in that scene
>>71346035
You had a good post until
>combined
No, the combined force of westeros is at least 150k.
>>71345334
>>71345377
>>71345480
>His name is [...inaudible]. If Robert finds out, he'll kill him. You know he will. You hav'ta protect him. Promise me, Ned. Promise me. Promise me, Ned. Promise me.
The name of the baby was actually cut out/muted, the rest of it could be heard pretty clearly with the audio turned up.
>>71346016
I don't know man, some civilians chucking spears at drogon had him severely wounded.
A few ballista bolts would cripple them.
>>71345835
How could a cripple and a retard be kings of winter anon?
King in the north, maybe, but the kings of winter did not fuck around.
>>71345695
The Lannisters probably have at least 20000 troops
>>71346035
she also has my heart
KING IN DA NORF
WHITE WOLF
>>71346131
dragons are plot devices
>>71346143
and who is going to command them? Kevan was killed too
>>71346131
The spearchuckers were able to hurt him because he wasn't flying above them breathing fire.
Seriously, obviously they're not invincible... but you add them on to a large army of any kind and it's just going to be too hard for anyone to face it.
>>71346035
And Sauron had countless orcs, Harad, Khand, Ringwraiths, trolls and yet Gondor&Rohan held them off.
Dany=Sauron
>>71346035
I'm almost certain the writers will pull some stupid Deus Ex Machina at the beginning of next season so Cersei can sink half of her forces to make her a season-long threat like Ramsay.
>>71345379
It was a nod to Manderly's pies.
>>71346167
where was Ghost this entire episode?
>>71346115
It has to be the male version of visenya
>>71346035
>second sons (that are staying in meereen)
>leaving a sellsword company in charge of your city while you go across the sea
>a sellsword company lead by your former lover that you've just abandoned
The sad part is that it won't actually come back to bite Dany in the ass like it should.
>>71345691
gb2r
>>71345780
don't worry bout these richfags but really m8 as another poorfag, get a fucking kindle never spend $ on a book again
>>71346187
So Kevan was the last person able to command an army in all the Lannister family and army?
>>71346214
they spent the entire budget on that piano song
>>71346193
Yeah it's not like archers are common in the army or anything.
But it doesn't matter, writers clearly want her to win so she will.
>>71346035
Euron.
Look I know the ironbabbies have always been a joke. But they are great sailors that only Stannis could defeat. Stannis is dead.
Daenerys has a shitload of things, but more than half of her ships are Dohrakis that has never sailed before and have no naval warfare knowledge.
When Daenerys meets Euron in the middle of the sea, Euron will inflict major casualties to her army.
And if Euron had Dragonbinder like in the books. He could potentially defeat her right there, but since this is run by feminism Euron has no chances of defeating her but she can weaken her a lot.
>>71346226
>tfw we can't have fun things anymore
>>71345894
Will she make Jaime her Hand?
>>71346187
Jaime. Actually, what are the odds that they'll pull some it's "the Mad King all over again and Jaime becomes the Queenslayer" shit?
Gilly makes my dick hard
Am I the only one that finds Brienne's story emotionally satisfying? At the beginning of the show she was a joke, but she stuck to her "honor" bullshit and now shes respected because of it. Makes me feel good after I beat off to her
>>71346268
>firing wood at fire breathing dragons
ayyyyy
>>71346361
Qyburn is her hand.
>>71346375
I'd die a happy man if I could just rub the head of my cock along her fat lips and buck teeth
>>71346361
Pay attention to the crowning ceremony. Qyburn is the hand.
>>71346387
>firing wood
So are spears and they seemed to do the job.
We shouldn't be arguing this anyways, the writers are not exactly known for consistency.
>>71346364
Really good. I'd give 3:1
>>71345314
95% percent of casual viewers did not see this twist coming. You only did because you frequent /got/ generals on the internet, which are full of autismals who've read the books many times over and theorized about them for years.
I've never read the books and only just recently got into the show, binge watching it for the past few weeks. I would have never made that connection if I hadn't been told of that theory by a friend who also spends all of his time on the internet theorizing about Game of Thrones. Had he not told me, R+L=J would have been a complete surprise to me last night.
It's not a disappointing twist. It's just disappointing to you.
>>71346535
>You only did because you frequent /got/ generals on the internet, which are full of autismals who've read the books many times over and theorized about them for years.
hahhaha yeah right. most people just read the wiki LOL
>>71346268
I want her to win too, nigger. Who knows if the dragons are vulnerable to that shit. I imagine they are much harder to shoot at than anything else on the battlefield.
Also, archers in the army aren't trained to pick out individual targets, generally. They're trained to aim at an angle to optimize range and use a large volley to compensate for lack of individual accuracy. This method of shooting is not going to be useful against dragon.
>>71345423
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>>71346375
Brienne is still a joke.
Pledged to protect Renly. Renly died
Pledged to protect Catelyn. Catelyn died
Pledged to protect Arya. She lost Arya.
Pledged to protect Sansa. Go kill Stannis instead of wainting for the candle.
Finally find Sansa, fail the first mission she give to her.
She know that Oathkeeper was reforged from Ice but keep it anyway instead of giving it to Sansa.
But hey, she's a strong woman!
>mfw the North map lopoks like Scotland in Brexit
>>71346198
Dale and Erebor have also done the same,but they never seem to get any credit for that.
>>71346704
>reforged from ice
it's made of valyrian steel you retard
>>71347348
>not sure if retarded or joking
>>71347348
>>Reforged from ice
That's 100% true. Whats your problem with that statement you iron islands pikey nigger.
Why did they feel the need to lure that one guy down to where the wildfire is located?
What the hell was the point of that?
>>71347726
suspense