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All hail Azor Jon, King in the North.
Old: >>71340934
King Azor Jon
I miss ramsay
So can we all agree that GRRM ran out of ideas years ago and he's just using the most popular fanfic now?
>>71342987
>Bear Island knows no king but the King in the North, whose name is STARK
>Oi, Jon Snow, you'll do.
what the hell did Lyanna say to Nedo? "His name is ???" It looks a bit like she is saying "Azor" to me
What did D&D mean by
>bran of the future wargs into hodor of the past making hodor of the current retarded
What did she mean by this?
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes
So we are defiantly getting the "Twas truly a song of ice and fire" ending aren't we? With everyone drinking the Imps Delight at Tyrion's vineyard.
>killing doran off but constining with the targ alliance plot
What a pointless death
Literally zero reason for it
Did anyone else react to this scene with applause?
AZOR FUCKING JON TARGARYEN CONFIRMED
>>71343059
He meant that it was a realistic fantasy, lad
Why is it that hanging a kid as an example is a-okay and even considered justice but burning a kid for the greater good and ensure the North is saved is an unforgivable crime? What makes Jon's more righteous than Melly?
>>71343065
She means "lmao Preston hanged himself"
>>71343065
she's gonna look like a fool when it's revealed the babby was actually Dany
>>71343064
>Thinking I like Dobson because I use an image he made
kys newfag
>>71342987
Best Character
Best stark
>>71342987
>literally wait 6 years for the revelation of Jon Snow identity
>wsshhh wsshhh wsshhh wsshhh Robert baka desu wsshhhwsshhh
really??
>stay here while I go find a husband in westeros
when did daario become a cuck
Did Lord Freakenstein kill the nun or did he just get himself some bad pussy?
>Come to bed, Jon.
>sand snakes are now "good guys"
Why do they dumb shit down for normies, then not make it clear the baby is Jon? Why didn't Lyanna loudly tell Ned his name and lineage?
>>71343111
>him
>>71343065
it means a completely average looking guy with greasy hair need only become a television actor to be seen by a large portion of the female population as aesthetically gifted.
>>71343107
yeah, but that's a boy and she was a girl :3
>>71343065
>lmao 10/10 in Britain amirite
>half-Italian, half-Irish
great meme guys :^)
LONG MAY SHE REIGN
>>71343137
>wake me up.jpg
>CANT WAKE UP.jpg
>>71343126
cersei said shes gonna be there for a long time
>The burning of the septwith no survivorswas a sacrifice to r'hllor
>Melly is gonna channel it to revive Stannis and get him a new head
>>71343132
bitch, that's a one place bed
who was the guy she looked at the dead body at where her friend said theres no need
>>71343107
Olly was a murderer
>>71343107
not as an example, for a crime
you'd see that if you didn't warp meaning
>>71342987
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> dany assembling an army for 7 seasons
>only 1 house plans to resist her
Lmao
What a waste
>implying white walkers can fight dragons
>>71343126
The guys looks horrifying, so imagine her reaction when he starts undressing her and then reveals his mangled monster penis.
>>71343123
young ned actor confirmed he's back for next season, expect more scenes from the tower of joy
>>71343109
>Preston
who?
>>71343137
>Dany is now a good guy
Anyone else feel like Cercei finally felt like book Cercei? Also Jaime seems to finally be where he was in the books.
Why could t the rest of the season be like this? Why all the bullshit just to get where they should have been last season? Like Davos finally showing emotion over Shireen and Stannis. Really makes me think GRRM hasn't written shit
Where's nymeria? Will she return with ehr pack of wolves to aryas side?
>It was Jon
No it wasn't, Lyanna clearly says that she's a girl.
>>71343126
''This is your god now''
>they actually crowned Jon
Sansa a shit but I'm disappointed we won't get 3 queen showdown at the end. Maybe in the books.
Why are the only sympathetic characters in this show the "villains"? Can anyone really relate to Mary Sue heroes like Daenerys, Jon or Arya?
>>71343183
stannis
>>71343185
Jon's a murderer too
>>71343137
How did you get that?
They're just offering Olenna revenge, that's doesn't make them "good guys"
biggest suprise in the episode?
who agrees?
>>71343201
some dead cuck
>>71343156
Stay jelly
>>71343137
They were always good. Weak men forced them into action.
Anyone else is afraid that the new "women rule" approach will make the show way more predictable? They pretty much gave women all the power during this season and it was really easy to see what will happen. I'm afraid that Dany or some other female protagonist will be queen just not to offend the feminists.
>>71343107
Jon doesn't think it's righteous.
If Shireen sacrifice had demonstratably worked, they wouldn't be debating that right now.
Why do you think Jon didn't kill her? First, because it was as much Stannis and Selyse as it was Melly. Second, she honestly thought she could secure victory for Stannis that way. Jon still thinks killing a child is horrific, what he did was a good compromise.
>>71343107
Ollie murdered Jon.
What was shireen's crime? Try harder dickhead.
>>71343201
kill yourself newfag
>>71343156
He's a handsome fucker.
>>71343197
That's the point. Based GRRM subverts again by making Dany take Westeros without having to fight at all.
>marge spends ages building up this fake religious persona
>mindlessly throws it all away and shouts FUCK YOUR GODS
>YOU PROMISED
>>71343235
who
>>71343111
>protect HIM
>Dany was a trap this entire time
>/got/ will fall in love with her when this is revealed
>>71343092
no.
only semi-silent keks.
This episode felt so weird, everything that was coming was obvious, it was like watching a carcrash you knew was going to happen in slow motion.
>Margaery figured it out too late
>it's a Varys teleports from Dorne to Danys ships episode
>>71343221
good actors
>>71343152
won't be jon, the baby was daenerys but to keep her safe from bran (the night king) lyanna lied about her being a boy and dyed her eyes brown
>>71343156
>completely average looking guy
Pfft, fuck off
>>71343137
>Dany won't execute them all for kinslaying and usurping the throne
>>71343209
>Varys is now a good guy
>>71343235
thought it was charlie brooker to begin with
>>71343235
Sam's entire story arc is going to be so he can find out how dragonglass is made, isn't it.
Fuck it.
Im rooting for Euron and his crazy sea god.
>>71343092
I yay'd. Same with the Sept exploding. So many characters I despise are dead. Best day of my life.
>>71343306
Looks nothing like him mate
Did the mountain rape Septa Unella? THe way Cersei was feeling up her body and how she said, "He is your god now." seemed to imply that.
>>71343064
>>71343112
>kys
Lurk for 2 years before posting.
>>71343107
Olly was literally a murderer. Melly was only an accessory to one. If anything Stannis the Mannis was more responsible for directly ordering the burning.
>>71343326
sparrow was one of the few noble characters of show, the only one in king's landing
yfwMace "the Ace" didn't make it
>>71343326
She really did get fat, didn't she?
>>71343092
No, but Arya revealing herself and killing Frey had me on the ground
smirkfu has nice boobies
you guys are fags
>>71343279
oh fuck lol
>>71343125
When the stronkest womyn told him to be one.
>>71343235
My reaction was "why the fuck is Frank Hvam in Game of Thrones? Make more Klovn, you shit."
OTP REUNITING WHEN
HOUSE PAYNE! HOUSE PAYNE! HAIL PODRICK THE TRUE KING OF WESTEROS
So is Bran just a shitty device to show us flashbacks at the end? I was hoping he'll become a king of white walkers or an all powerful timelord or something.
>tfw still like Cersei the most
Why can't the other characters and actors just be good, lads? Why do we get shit like Emilia Clarke? Is it a joke?
>>71343156
Dude has boyish charms and manly gruff in one unit. You're obviously jealous.
>>71343263
This isn't a GRRM thing this is a D&D fanfic thing. Cersei will not take the throne in the books.
VERY fast arya running from bravos to riverlands at INCREDIBLE hihg speed
>>71343270
Some Danish comedian
>>71343213
The opening of the s07e01 better be a FPS of Nymeria hunting with a pack of fucking wolves.
>>71343254
of course Shireen was innocent of any crime, but that's irrelevant when the purpose behind their death is what's questionable, Jon could have spared Olly but has him hung for backstabbing him (serves no purpose except petty revenge) while Melly burns Shireen with a clear and noble purpose in mind (greater good in her eyes)
>>71343313
Yes, also learn some alchemy, but that's not revealed yet.
Sorry for any spoilers, I don't know how to spoiler.
Do Starks still say Winter is coming if it's already winter?
That seems like poor foresight imo.
So how will Marg survive wildfire? Maybe she is a secret Targ too?
>>71343279
kek
SEASON 7 LEAKS WHEN
How do we know the mountain is raping the nun?
I want to believe, but how do we know?
>>71343270
Frank Hvam is a danish writer/comedian
who only acted in comedies
D&D liked his movie Klovn so much that they offered him a cameo.
And it was THE biggest suprise ever for the danes when he suddenly appeared
>>71343335
>>71343235
Similar shaped head and weird eyes
>>71343132
hhhhnnnnngggg
Fuck this gay show, I ship Cersei now
>>71343434
Don't want them to blow their cgi budget in the first episode
She show is barely breaking even as it is!
>>71343447
Winter comes when the Night King is at their door.
>>71343318
The drowned god favours Yara and Theon lad. Euron is a pretender
>>71343295
>dyed her eyes
>her eyes
>eyes
>>71343397
>Bear Queen still isn't his favorite female lead yet
You only have your shit taste to blame.
TWOW WHEN?!?!?
>>71343459
there will be a 5 ep season 7 and that's it. there will also be a huge time skip between season six and seven.
>>71343360
>he took the sparrow blue pill
>he actually thinks the sparrow is as pious as he pretends to be
I seriously feel sorry for you senpai, you must be getting manipulated and cheated all the time irl
>>71343507
Why is that?
>>71343527
Source?
>>71342987
OMG JON WAS NOBLE ALL AROUND was the last step for Jon's total mary suefication
>>71343517
This.
i would really like the book, I don't even care if he rushes it at this point.
>>71343444
>petty revenge
He killed the lord commander of the watch and showed no remorse, you seriously don't think that should be punished?
>>71343401
> manly gruff
and a beard that looks like it belongs between his legs
>>71343237
>>71343262
>>71343298
stay buttmad fags
>>71343240
At the end, all the stronk wymyn will ally together, and will sacrifice Jon (Snow) Targaryan so that they can get the ultimate sword to defeat the white walkers. Welcome to the Matriarchy.
>>71343486
This. Cersei is so fucking based now.
>>71343444
>with a clear and noble purpose in mind
Who the fuck cares what she thought you fucking retard? She burnt an innocent child alive.
>>71343516
I take it back, I love bear queen. I want her to dominate me
When Daenerys finally arrives, why would the Lannister troops even fight her? They know she has dragons. It's not like the Field of Fire 300 years before when no one had faced dragons. Why wouldn't the Lannister troops simply surrender and give up Cersei?
lyanna = pepe
>>71343541
Bobby could have done better desu.
>all those female rulers
>you did it you became the game of thrones
Was this /tv/'s favourite episode? I've hardly seen anything negative about it.
I still think Blackwater is da best.
>>71343541
She's not that bad desu, I honestly don't believe /got/ is full of studs and chads who would consider that beneath them
>>71343413
what about this fucker?
>>71343538
Idiot Shillary/Cersei supporter.
>>71343360
>The Sparrow
>Noble
U fukin wot m8? He was a deranged zelot out for power. In the end pride killed him and not a moment too soon. The smug fucker was becoming unbearable. Hats off to the actor for playing a damn good part though.
>>71343538
now you're just projecting
the only thing viewing audience could hold against him was that he was religious and principled, which is a thing people will hold against in you in degenerate society
>>71343493
They can just edit a bunch of clips of real wolves together. I just want to see Nymeria and Ghost lead a massive pack of wolves into battle alongside Jon, Dany and the Dragons against the White Walkers.
>>71343588
at least Sansa got cucked
>>71343590
Is it just me or does it seem really out of character for Tyrion to like Dany?
>>71343517
March 2017 for reals
>>71343616
Why do people complain about this?
You're assuming everything is taking place at the exact same time.
>>71343566
AHH HELP ME SEVEN
Linda was butthurt about the Arya scene as she should be. Manderly there with no pies? Disgrace
>>71343616
havent seen the ep yet but lol que?
>>71343588
>tfw the "All men must die" trope will now be "All Women must die"
>yfw Dany pardons Jorah for selling slaves because he likes her
>yfw Dany pardons Sand Sneks for kinslaying and murder because they like her and are women
>yfw Dany pardons Yara for more reaving because she likes her and she's a woman
>>71343642
>THIS time it's real
>He wouldn't do this to us again
How do we get this fat bastard to finish TWOW?
>>71343616
The show isn't in real time m8...
>>71343599
It def belongs in the Top 10 tbqh
>>71343586
She's dying and she's supposed to look like Miss Universe?
>>71343271
>trap
>she
>>71343393
His son, Max, will claim the throne by the right of conquest.
Living members of each house (Benjen is undead):
Greyjoy: 4
Lannister: 3
Stark: 3
Targaryen: 2
Arryn: 1
Tyrell: 1
Tully: 1 (that we've seen)
Would DnD be brazen enough to kill off ANOTHER house?
>>71343624
you're literally a kike describing jesus
>>71343541
SHE JUST HAD A BABY THAT LITERALLY KILLED HER, LETS SEE HOW YOU GUYS LOOK AFTER LABOUR SO INTENSE THAT IT KILLS YOU.
>>71343652
He's wearing the same outfit
>>71343126
I thought Qyburn had to control him cuz he was a zombie, but is he just resurrected like Jon and Beric?
>>71343197
>>implying white walkers can fight dragons
dragons will get fucked by the faggot with the dragon horn
>>71343601
Actually, she's terrible. Barely a 5/10. And you're fucking deluding yourself if you think 10/10's started existing only recently.
Turkfu would have been literally perfect.
>>71343639
You're not wrong
Where the fuck is Howland Reed. All the northern lords met again and Howland is still nowhere to be seen.
>>71343599
episode 9 blown out of the water
>>71343668
He doesn't care about the books anymore, he is making too much money off of HBO Royalties that he literally doesn't need to write anymore.
>the war isn't over, and the enemy brings winter with him
>RED WEDDING AVENGED, KING IN DA NORF
Jesus fuck. When is Jon going to sit down and actually convince everyone that he's not just having a laugh, and that every northern house actually needs to start manning the castles along the wall? Nigga just keeps mentioning it in passing like it's no big thing or like he's just guessing that the Others are coming with the winter.
>>71343553
He already released half of the book one way or another. Filling in the blanks it not difficult.
KING IN THE NORTH
>>71343697
Varys wore the same outfit for 4 seasons..
>>71343697
He looks good in it.
>>71343688
Well, house tyrell is essentially killed off unless Olenna can squeeze another one out of her cunt
>>71343652
Fans don't think
Fans criticise
>>71343633
>principled
If you had actually paid attention to his shitty monologues you'd have noticed all the glaring inconsistencies. He's nothing but a filthy power grabbing commoner.
>>71343137
>supporting weak men
>>71343663
>yfw sand sneks become danny's queensguard
>>71343682
Never settle, anon.
>>71343672
or any sort of timeframe at all really, jsut jumps back and forth scene to scene it's almost like the writers don't give a fuck, weird
>>71343688
Realistically, houses are not that small. You'd always have extended family.
>>71343622
>le shillary meme
go to bed bernie
>>71343741
even if she could do it at the age of 80 - it wouldn't be a Tyrell baby
>>71343745
no inconsistency, just a reveal he is earnest
>>71343708
that's wrong, show Tyrion was much closer to book Tyrion in the first two seasons https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr39g6hPB_8
>>71343111
>Protect him
Although Dany is barren. "She" could be a tranny. GRRM said there is one huge reveal right at the end.
>asha and dany will rule the seven kingdoms as lezzy kraken and dragon queens
>>71342987
Season 6 MVP
>>71343760
they luck fucking too much for that
>>71343693
Calm the fuck down femibitch, she's supposed to be one of the most beautiful girls in Westeros during her times, one could say her beauty was the cause of the events leading to Rob's rebellion.
>>71343197
the north will resist her
>>71343690
Oh look, we have a nonironic christfag here! he actually believes religious leaders are pious holy man! HAHAHAHA!
>>71343768
Shut up.
It's funner this way.
>>71343706
>Barely a 5/10
Easily a 6.
>And you're fucking deluding yourself if you think 10/10's started existing only recently.
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>71343639
Tyrion doesn't have a character anymore.
He's le witty dwarf now.
"That's what I do. I drink, and I know things." ;))
>>71343688
Dont the Tyrells have that cripple too?
>>71343599
this isn't my favorite episode, but it's probably in the top 15 at least. it's basically the best episode they've done since hardhome, felt like season 3/season 4 GoT again.
>>71343672
>>71343659
>>71343697
its not, but he was in dorne after the sept burned down, and im guessing cersei assumed the throne not long after. so he has had time to go from dorne, to mereen, then started sailing back again. that alone should take many weeks, if not over a month?
>Euron allying with Cersei
Is this just a meme? Is there really a chance of this happening?
The first 20 minutes were probably some of the best in the entire show t bee haich
>>71343590
>Winter is here, and we are being invaded by dragons. Truly this is a Song of Ice and Fire.
What did he mean by this?
>>71343818
Who let you out of the oven, friendo?
>>71343541
She looked like a black-haired Dany? Man, imagine if Bobby had found out Dany looked like Lyanna.
>she will never claim you as her king
>you will never propose her to be your queen
why live...
>>71343688
There is a couple of Baratheons left.
>>71343388
>direwolves
>in the show
>>71343810
It was her INNER beauty, not her OUTER beauty that everyone was captivated by.
>>71343197
>Who is Euron?
>How could Dany not win against Eurons vastly superior navy of 1000 ships?
> What is dragonbinder?
>What is warm clothes to survive the winter?
>>71343313
Spends an entire arc looking up that you need a Dragon to make Dragon glass
>>71343848
Maybe he'll replace Aurane Waters and just fuck off with his ships.
>>71343791
>gave my shoes to a man that needed them
>actually i just left them at home lol
>>71343818
Myranda is so cute it hurts
>>71343279
kek
Finally we don't have to put up with that naive fagboy any longer.
>>71343818
>projecting
>assuming others put trust in men like you do
>DanyxJon literally happening
>LITERALLY
Cant come up with this shit, but its gonna happen. This is tumblr's wet dream.
What's the next step in her masterplan?
>>71343279
i've always known tommen was Azor Ahai reborn
>>71343903
burn them all
>>71343808
>danny changes the rules
>lady commander bad posseh of the queensguard
jfmsu
>>71343039
>grrm wrote that
>>71343800
Easily the biggest surprise. You don't expect to take a child actor in that role seriously. When I saw her I immediately thought 'oh dear god this is gonna be cringe', but when she started speaking clearly and with great authority, trashing the fuck out of Jon and Sansa, I had a wry smile.
>>71343079
What was the point of her after all?
>>71343892
>>assuming others put trust in men like you do
I don't put trust in man you retard, that's what you witless cucks are doing thinking the sparrow is just and principled.
>>71343828
What?
>>71343293
yeah, that was dumb
>>71343896
Who would YOU pair each of them with?
>>71343704
>dragons will get fucked by the faggot with the dragon horn
I'll actually drop the show if they kill the dragons before the final showdown.
More likely the two small ones die, and drogon dies in the finale
Is the North technologically behind the rest of the seven kingdoms?
Why are their cities so shit?
>>71343933
haha yeah
and who was the harpy on the show?
So 13 named characters were either killed, written out, or practically written out of the show in one episode.
>Mace
>Margaery
>Loras
>Kevan
>Pycelle
>Tommen
>High Bernie
>Lancel
>Walder
>Black Walder
>Lothar
All killed
>Daario
Written out
>Unella
Won't ever matter again, but might appear just to show how EVIL Cersei is
>>71343903
CRASHING
>>71343340
she's getting daily dickings till she dies of old age
>>71343903
Continue being the toppest milf in the 7 kingdoms.
I was hoping that she was going to grope Septa Unella some more.
>>71343762
Lmao u mad over literally nothing
Why didn't they kill Dany as soon as they found out she had dragons?
who where all those kids killing the maester and the priest? an asassins guild?
>>71343183
Her son.
>>71343933
Connects Dany with Church of the Red God
>>71343903
her face is so disgusting
>>71343960
there was no THE harpy in the show, no? they were just a group of masters
>>71343936
When considering the alternatives (Joffrey/Cersei), you are really going to talk about how bad the High Sparrow is, when he actually takes care of the common folk?
>>71343938
Loras has a brother in the books who is crippled, Willas.
Garland is another brother who's an even better swordsman.
>>71343360
i agree, the high sparrow was based and only edgy sinners hate him
>>71343936
but he was just and he was principled
and you hate him for that :^)
>>71343541
yeah fuck me why can't she clean herself up when she's on her death bed after giving birth?
a little mascara dear, you look like shit
>>71343956
Because the north is a shithole where hardly anything grows
>>71343817
Absolutely not. The North has literally no reason to resist her. She gave the fucking Greyjoy's autonomy, there's no reason she won't give his nephew the same (that's ignoring the fact that they're gonna marry).
>>71343447
Y'see, Anon, Winter doesn't just come the once. There's gonna be another one, and it's coming.
>>71343313
Also learn magic
>>71343982
those are varys' (or qyburns?) little birds, they are the ones who tell varys and qyburn secrets of what's going on in the world, kind of like a spy ring.
>>71343903
to make more children
>>71343945
>Jon literally true Targ heir
>Dany in need of a king
>Targ incest being their favorite passtime
Isnt it obvious?
>King in the North! King in the North!
I wanted to be excited about it, but then I pictured Ghost's head in Jon's body. ;_____;
>>71343938
I dont remember if they mentioned him in the show but in the Books their is a cripple heir at Highgarden. Sansa was supposed to go marry him at one point.
>>71343956
Historical countries like the North (Eastern Europe) had little shitty cities
Why didn't they just kill Pycelle in the sept?
>>71343413
she learned from the best>>71343447
>>71343447
>>71343056
It's the son of Rhaegar because rape
>>71343836
Yeah so what? Do you think it took 3 seconds for all the northern houses to come to winterfell? Fuck outta here faggot
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ANYONE ELSE PISSED THAT SMIRKFU DIED WHEN SHE WAS PLAYING SAFE AGAINST THE SPARROW AND TRYING TO OUTMANUVER HIM AND CERSEI, WHO BROUGHT THE TROUBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE, EVEN FUCKED UP HER SUBTLE ATTEMPTS TO DEFEAT HIM
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>71343974
Tywin was sceptical about them and was saying how small they were before they last died.
>mfw aunt Cersei's peach tea
>>71343730
>KING IN THE NORTH
>in the north
>n te nor
>????
>hodor
>>71343970
no u :D
>>71343661
>implying that would happen
>>71343810
>logic is only for femibitches
the point is nobody would look good in that situation, dipshit
>>71343340
rape is a nice way of putting how he's going to abuse those holes
>>71344049
i don't know why they killed pycelle at all. it makes some sense in the books, but he hasn't really done anything in the show to warrant what happened to him
>>71343956
worse weather and probably resources + misunderstood dark ages where everything is literally dark and muddy.
>>71344042
>North (Eastern Europe)
You mean... North (The North)
>Fire and Ice
>Dany and Jon fighting and winning against the WWs
And people actually call this sophisticated fantasy.
>>71344021
Maybe they should be more concerned with the current winter, again, poor foresight shown by the Starks.
>>71344014
Because the greyjoys gave her an assload of ships. If she gives autonomy to everyone, she won't have a kingdom to rule
>>71343994
>when he actually takes care of the common folk?
Except he doesn't, he advocates wallowing in shit and making no progress and killing homos, nothing that he did benefited the poor in the end. He just tried fucking the aristocracy to assume power as a pope.
They should cast a black man for Aegon in S7, we need more diversity. It's only the white people are 'leading' armies in this show.
>>71344060
i wouldn't have complained if she had snuck out with loras after seeing that something was up, but tommen still kills himself
>>71344101
He's the only other person who knows about the wildfire.
>>71344069
kek, it's literally that scene all over again
>>71344061
It's not like it'd cost a lot to pay an assassin to kill them.
PROMISE ME NED
KING OF DA NORTH
KING OF DA NORTH
KING OF DA NORTH
What was up with Qyburn's voice when he first spoke to Pycelle? It changed after that, but I didn't get what he said and why it was in that voice
>>71344116
>my prediction is fact
>>71343447
winter hasn't started till this episode, there is a shot of white birds being released from the citadel which means it is now winter
>>71344101
didn't you watch the episode
>your flatulence is at an end, pycelle - you smell worse than rob zombie and he is a fucking corpse
>stab him, my little turds
>>71344126
Did you not see the soup kitchens he was running? Dude was a beacon of charity. You are just a cersei loving dumbass, kikanon.
>>71344115
>posting season 5 puff sophie
fucking kill yourself, she's fine now
will Arya try to kill Jamie next?
>>71344146
i'd give arya my longclaw if you catch my drift
>>71343926
>those blunt daggers
I still can't get over this
>>71344128
I'm surprised they haven't really shoehorned any minorities in. They're certainly making up for it with the feminist stuff though.
>>71344101
He knew about the wildfire and could rat. Why not let him burn? Dono. Maybe they were afraid that his fake limp would make him late.
>>71343363
The sad part is that this was the only episode he appeared in in which they didn't made him seem cartoonish.
>>71343601
>She's not that bad desu
>>71344060
life aint fair
>>71344108
*teleports behind u*
>>71344042
>north (eastern europe)
top fucking kek, fuck off you romanian gypsy subhuman, north means north, as in north of england, nigger fucking eastern europe didn't even have cities, they don't even have fucking cities now
eastern europe can be north of the wall, that's as close as it gets faggot
>>71344159
>burlington bar you go next
kek
based cersei
>In the red wedding everyone was killed by either stab, crossbow, or slit throat.
>The people behind the red wedding, Tywin was shot with a crossbow, Roose was stabbed and Walder's throat was slit.
P O T T E R Y
>>71344060
yes
Littlefinger = North/Jon
Varys = South/Dany
I'm not the only one that sees this shit right?
>RLJ
>cleganebowl is happening
>benjen is most likely coldhands
>cersei mad kinged the sept of baelor
so at this point we can assume that most of the theories are true, who is looking forward to jon riding the ice dragons they have in the crypts of winterfell
>>71344165
Feelings of forlorn
>>71344181
>tfw no stark little sister to cuddle and kiss under thick furs when the winter arrives
>>71343970
ah not mad, I accept the shit for what it is, a little sad for what might have been maybe
>>71343994
>(Joffrey/Cersei), you are really going to talk about how bad the High Sparrow is, when he actually takes care of the common folk?
Joffrey isn't alive anymore.
If the High Sparrow was ruling over us, he'd have everyone posting on 4chan on trial for degeneracy.
>>71344159
>it only took 3 children
kek'd hard
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>>71344194
i'm forgetting something, was there a scene where he mentions something about the wildfire?
i mean he was the maestar for the mad king, so he must have known about the caches, but so what? what's he going to do even if he knows cersei is the one who did it? there's no one to rat to
>>71344245
Tell me more about these ice dragons good sir!
>>71344267
and that'd be a good thing
your point?
>>71343951
Euron doesn't want to kill the dragons. He's going to use the horn to control them and wreck Danys fleet. With the horn Dany won't stand a damn chance.
>>71343616
>HE CAN'T GO FROM DORNE TO THE OCEAN MEETING DANY'S FLEET IN TWENTY MINUTES!!! THAT SHOW IS RETARDED!!! TWENTY MINUTES IS TOO SHORT TO EVEN GET IN THE BOAT RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
That's how you sound like, mate.
>>71344242
Holy shit and I've been rewatching S1 and watching those two trade crap on who's better.
>>71344230
You know who else died this way? Other, completely unrelated people. It's the middle ages, you pleb. People die from medieval weapons.
>>71344245
>ice dragons
Is this actually a thing?
>>71344245
>most likely coldhands
they said he was Coldhands in the Inside the Episode
>>71344174
You're naive as fuck. He was playing exactly the same game as Margeary (buy the commoners).
>>71344267
>If the High Sparrow was ruling over us, he'd have everyone posting on 4chan on trial for degeneracy.
That would be for the best, desu senpai. We'd be so much more productive and would contribute something to society besides not-even-dank-memes that were done better back in the something awful days anyways.
>>71343956
Historically the equivalent of the North (the north of England) had plenty of fairly substantial cities, but I guess that wouldn't fit into the political structure GRRM was going for or something, maybe the north has to be an underdog
>>71344201
jesus christ /got/ get your shit together she looks fine
>>71343956
Because you can't build like some southern faggot when the temperature changes from -50°C to 40 °C through out the year, every year while gorillion cubic meters of water washes by every spring when the snow melts.
>>71343132
Why is fat Emilia best Emilia?
>smugfu dead
>Ned literally raised another mans son
>Arya got superpowers now because she was blinded and beaten with a stick, also she's now a psychopath who will kill innocents to get her revenge
>Dany looks like she's high on heroin all the time
>time and distances mean nothing on the show, casually skipping months between scenes, and people arriving instantly from across the world
>entire wildfire plot could have been stopped if the faggot sparrow was literally 1 second faster
>a full church of people trying to exit in panic are blocked by a handful of guys holding hands
>Cersei "I do it all for muh kids" murders her only remaining kids wife, and then leaves him alone to kill himself
Seems the show is focused on catering to feminists, misandrists and sadists now.
>>71344271
She destroyed one of the holiest sites in the 7 kingdoms, along with countless innocent people, both highborn and low.
If you think an accusation like that won't turn people rabid, you're pretty dumb desu senpai.
>>71344230
It's medival fantast mate, were they going to be shot by machine guns?
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>>71344326
>buy the commoners
>literally means giving the commoners something of value in order to make them like .
Better than the shit show the lanisters were offering.
>>71344332
Not all of us evolved from watermelons mate
>>71344323
the night king is going to transform and turn Drogon to his side screencap this
>>71343974
ned told them not to because dany is his niece
>cersei goes full mad queen at some point next season
>she tells the mountain to BURN THEM ALL
>jaime kills the mad queen cersei
>he can't stop the mountain from lighting the wildfire caches
>jaime dies trying to save kings landing
its like pottery
>>71344298
Joff would've fucking loved us, Ramsey too
>>71344242
it will be DanyJon with Varys and gang vs Cersei with Smallfinger and Euron
towards the climax Cersei will marry Night King
>>71344245
Ice dragons? We've seen no indication of that.
>>71344271
Other maesters? Send ravens off to the kingdom?
It was mostly just Qyburn wanting to take his place as the Queen's Maester. Maybe he just felt like letting him die in the wildfire explosion was too impersonal? But then why have him stabbed to death by a bunch of kids and a young dwarf instead of doing it yourself?
>mfw he wanted a corpse to make a zombie Pycelle to hang out with the Mountain
>>71344366
it rhymes
>>71343409
>This denial
How many times will it have to happen before you fags stop with this shit?
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>>71344108
>faceless man
cersei is promoting rape culture and no one realizes it yet, all the normie dumbfucks are just like "yas bitch yas, SLAY, GRL POWER"
>>71344344
>who will kill innocents
>innocents
U wot?
>>71344407
>>71344351
get your shits together and stop making 73 /got/ generals you fucking greasy twats
>>71344453
where do you think she got the face of the girl she was wearing?
>>71344437
it's ok if it's someone you don't like being the victim
>>71344404
It's never happened, really not once has D&D OC been confirmed, never
Maybe hodor but GURM flat out said that was him
>>71343795
> Drogo was looking for the perfect twink
> that's why he was willing to promise an invasion of Westeros
> Dario is bi
It all makes sense now
>>71343800
Most based character in this show 2bh
>>71344485
From the walls filled with faces? Did you really think she went back to hang out there without snatching some faces?
That, or you don't even need faces and those faces are just for tradition. I honestly can't tell which way it's supposed to work.
>>71344485
stole it from the hall?
>>71343795
>GRRM said there is one huge reveal right at the end.
Dany is actually Bran who time traveled into the past and dressed up as a girl.
Check and mate, Islamophobes.
>>71344580
>I honestly can't tell which way it's supposed to work.
there was a scene with the assassin-dude carving off the face of a dead guy. Pretty sure that's how it works, and they don't literally carry around a bag of old faces on their fanny bag.
>>71344363
They will just have the Wight's pile onto each other, until they take a form resembling a dragon
>>71344332
>The best looking girl in the Tourney at Harrenhal
>The girl a war was started over
She looks garbage, one of the worst looking woman on GoT to appear so far.
THE PROMISED PRINCE
>>71344040
She was to marry Loras in the show, so they probably don't exist there.
>frail king alone without guards
I thought walder was cunnin'
>>71344657
But there's an older scene where they wore Arya's face. So the face-carving could just be a tradition.
>>71344191
Many white characters in the book were turned black. Areo Hotah comes to minds. The niggerian scammer from Qarth too.
>>71344801
I think there are glamors that can change your apperance, and then there is the face-stealing bit.
but honestly i would not look for continuity here, she never leared how to do the face-stealing bit, only how to wear them.
i cant believe they had her over there for that long and didnt have her complete the training.
>>71344668
>implying Lyanna was proclaimed the queen of love and beauty because of her looks, and not because of what she accomplished as the Knight of The Laughing Tree
>implying Bobby was a judge of good looks, when he was fucking commoners and commoner whores left and right
>>71344060
yes, i really liked her. ;_;
>>71344698
>mfw it's actually a hint that the child is Edric Dayne after all, with Ned pulling an extra switcher-roo to make sure Robert wouldn't find out
>>71344823
I liked homeboy Hotah, kinda made sense with Dorne being all A-rab.
Was getting hyped to see him throw down.
oh well.
>>71343961
>Daario
>Written out
Weak ending for the character.
>be Cersei
>butthurt because Smirkfu calls you sister
>let your city get taken over by religious nutjobs
>so you can get petty revenge
>don't like how it eventually goes for you
>kill the sparrows and smirkfu and her entire family
>even though it's all your fault anyway.
>>71345176
He was useless and boring since he was recasted anyway.
>>71345139
He's from Norvos in Essos, tho.
The only black people confirmed in book lore are from the Summer Isles IIRC
>>71345176
He'll show up in the final battle to save Daenerys
>>71345388
She needs no man.
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