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old >>71344343
Azor Jon
>>71346188
>autism
>>71346188
Based
Is Dany even aware of the white walkers? how come she's backed up by red priestesses claiming she's the prophetized savior of the world yet no one has the bright idea of informing her of the larger picture?
348723948th for THE TRUE KING
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memessee you next year anons
>>71346206
Hello newfriend
First for GOT bringing feminism into the mainstream.
By the end of GOT there won't be a single man on the planet who isn't a boytoy or a eunuch.
Where is Ghost?
So what happens next?
>Jon defends the Wall against the White Walkers while being endangered by Littlefinger
>Dany and Dorne fight against Cersei
>Euron ???
>Arya ???
That's pretty much it, right?
Timeline
>Lady Sandra and Theon 'The Cockless' split up
Theon
>walks half way across the north
>takes a boat to the iron isles with whom the north is in open conflict with
>kingsmoot
>drives some boats to volantis
>watches his sister rape a slave
>drives to mereen
>waits for varys to get to dorne
>waits for olena to get to the reach
>waits for the fleet from the reach to meet up with the fleet from dorne
>waits for the 2 fleets to meet them in mereen
>waits for the sails to be painted
Salsa
>goes from outside winterfell to the wall
>goes from the wall to 2 houses in the north, mormonts and glovers
>travels with the army to outside winterfell
>fights the battle
>retakes winterfell
They aren't even trying at this point to suggest that these events are taking place in the same time periods. Maybe instead of a teleporter, there's a supper massive object passing by planetos and it's causing differing time dilations.
>>71346261
HUMAN FUCKING SHITS
>>71346176
When was the last time we had a good sex scene? And the last time we had a good duel to the death? Something is missing recently...
>only man with a living direwolf
>climbed the wall
>killed white walkers
>shocked the night king
>told stannis to fuck off
>protected the wall
>made peace with the wildlings
>died and came back
>beat Ramsey 1v1 with his bare hands
>reclaimed his home in a short period of time
ALL HAIL THE TRUE KING OF THE NORTH JON SNOW
Anyone else cringe when daario said I love you to dany?
>OI LADS! Would you look at that! The little bear cub likes our King Crow HAHAHAHHA
How does Lyanna Mormont respond?
>>71346176
>Promise me ned
>The Prince that was promised
L O T T E R Y
What is Cersei's plan? Like, she's been crowned, now what? Does she even have an army? Is there a single person besides Qyburn to back her up?
Would the Dragons be able to handle stands?
>>71346261
HUMAN FUCKING S H I T S
>>71346270
he's with Stannis
>>71346263
She should have played Lyanna
White walkers secret weapon to fight the dragons WHEN
>>71346263
why did they even show kinvara? What was the point?
How does Varys teleport ON A SHIP?
UNCANNY
SANSHA I AM DISHAPPOINT
P R E S T O N
>>71346316
Promise me, Ned
>>71346270
Playing fetch with loli mormont.
>>71346291
>>71346235
>>71346188
based jonbros
>>71346261
HUMAN FUCKING SHITS
>>71346316
Agreed.
![Game.of.Thrones.S06E10.720p.HDTV.x264-AVS.mkv_snapshot_00.22.52_[2016.06.28_01.42.34].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xDVlDej.jpg "Game.of.Thrones.S06E10.720p.HDTV.x264-AVS.mkv snapshot 00.22.52 [2016.06.28 01.42.34]")
Was this meant to be hilarious? Just how casually he does it.
>>71346329
>I warned you bro, I warned you about this shit
>>71346318
Dragons are weak against Ice type and White Walkers are legendaries.
They will kill all dragons with Ice Beam and Blizzard.
What's next for Melly?
>>71346339
Is dead. Killed himself when is shitty theory was proven wrong last night
>>71346382
old folks home
>>71346326
mutant m8
>>71346351
bitch has crazy eyes, would have been a terrible lyanna
>>71346261
HUMAN FUCKING SHITS
>>71346296
>What's the matter, wildling. Afraid you'll lose him?
>>71346382
When she met Arya she said they'd meet again, guess she will run into her
>>71346339
he's kill
literally all of his theories have been confirmed false this season
>>71346296
Immediate challenge for duel to the death.Tormund declines in fear and gets exiled.
>>71346291
THE WHITE WOLF
>>71346306
>Jojoshit
Go back to /a/, niggerfaggot
>>71346328
I was thinking how weird it was they looked so similar then. Wonder if it was makeup or something since Kit looks nothing like Sean in real life.
Hail Orgrim of the House Doomhammer, First of His Name, Warchief of the Ogre, Orcish, Troll clans, Warcheif of the Goblins and Death knights, Chieftain of the Blackrock Clan, and Lord of Azeroth
How pissed are you going to be when, after everything Cersei's done, Jamie is STILL in love with her?
>>71346254
the only people who know about the white walker threat are the people in the north, specifically jon and co. everyone else thinks they are full of shit
>>71346455
jojo is /v/, /a/ hates jojo
>>71346176
Little Hodor!
>>71346326
Timelines don't line up. it's nto that hard to understand. Dorne ships and Tyrell ships had already reched Dany before the ending. Months probably passed between the Dorne scene and the end scene
>>71346475
LOCTAAAR OGAR
>>71346296
B-BUT THEY REFUS THE COL
Why the fuck couldnt we have based Viserys instead of meme blob queen. The plotline would have been so much better
>>71346176
You keep posting this like it was the great victory.
The great victory was "Jonsa," and by all accounts you lost that victory to CIAxSansa, the true pairing.
Now you are trying to gloss over your utter failure by hijacking the "Azor Jon" autist's thing. It's pathetic. Literally everyone, including CIAxSansa master race, knew Jon would be Azor. He's welcome to it. CIA is still gonna own that sweet Tully minge
>>71346484
when your dick says she's worth it, she's worth it
>>71346433
I don't know why he stills try to find meaning behind the shoe or the books. GRRM doesn't give a suit other than the prom chicken and food and D&D obviously don't care aside from making woman power possible and making that dosh. It's quite sad really
>>71346261
HUMAN FUCKING SHITS
>>71346475
His character was butchered in the movie
>>71346328
>Bran is the three eyed raven
>Bean Sean and Jon both have ravens feet on their eyes
POETRY
O
E
T
R
Y
>>71346484
he isn't tho
he looked very displeased at the coronation
>>71346296
Something about how Mormonts are strong and how she'll give him 60 (6*10) children.
>>71346521
Viserys would have been so much better, and a story of revenge is a shitload more compelling that whatever is driving Daenerys the burger-arms
>>71346301
Do any of the Baratheons still fight for her? If not, there were Lannisters in the throne room (but presumably they're under Jaime's command now).
>>71346382
Leads Brotherhood without Banners. Wrecks shit.
>>71346521
because Vyserys wasn't lucky enough to get dragons
>>71346377
>what is brass eye
>>71346470
Yeah it was just that one short moment in that one scene, it's like we saw a glimpse of old Ned in there :´)
>>71346475
And Protecter of Draenor!
>>71346455
So what you're saying is that the dragons are weak compared to the power of STANDS
>It's over Preston, we have the high ground
What did they mean by this?
>Jon hangs a little boy because he doesn't like him. Illegally, because he wasn't the Lord Commander at that time because he died.
>Azor Jon! Based!
>Melisandre burns a girl on the orders of Stannis to win a war
>LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER
>>71346581
>because viserys doesn't have a vagina
fixed for you
>>71346270
budgeted
SHOW ME THE BODY
ok wait
who is in control of dragonstone at this moment? stannis was in charge of it, but he left for the wall. who the fuck has it now? in the books loras was sieging it, but stannis was technically still in control of it
who has it now? only reason i ask is because i'm going to assume dany will be landing there and planning her attack like how aegon did it, plus it's where she was born.
HE IS THE WHITE WOLF!
>Ghost is nowhere to be seen, wasn't in the battle
Robb > Jon
Grey Wind > Ghost
>>71346597
She will turn to him.
Poor jon will get betrayed by his own sister/cousin
Bend the Knee you usurperous faggots
Our king will come and save us all
LMAO CIAFAGS BTFO
CIA LOOKED SUPER SALTY WHEN THEY CALLED JON THE KING
Yeah Im definitely team Nights King after that episode
>>71346377
Literally this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxVivkXUfdU
>>71346261
HUMAN FUCKING SHITS
>>71346541
Damm this tablet
>show
>shit
>porn
>chick
>>71346626
>because he doesn't like him
bad bait
Lastriver delivers again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ0XZPt9uyw
>>71346521
I never once believed I'd want to Viserys be alive, but as I was rereading the first book yesterday I couldn't help noticing how much better the character is.
>>71346261
HUMAN FUCKING SHITS
I want to marry Lyanna
>>71346586
Lmao this was my first thought when I was watching the last episode
:D
DA KING IN DA NORF
>>71346628
was going to post that he didn't give up bp to drogo first
I just wana say I've been house stark since day one, even after the red wedding and sacking of winterfell when all looked lost, the fire of my hope burned true and deep
winter has finally come, and with it the wolves of the north shall be more fearsome than ever
DA KING IN DA NORF
>>71346638
Damn you're ugly.
>Melisandre fucks off and rides south
>Ends up as a prisoner of the Dothraki/Unsullied after they landed in Westeros
>Gets brought in front of Caloreesie and joins her
>Tells her of the Night King and anything happening in the North
>Convinces Danny that Jon Snow could be a good ally in the actual war to come aside Iron Thronebowl
How likely do you think this is
So Jon becoming king was part of Sansa's plan or something?
>>71346648
Night King theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW3uLhwjfGI
>>71346597
They are heavily hinting at an upcoming rift between Jon and Sansa.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzOpXpMgEzU
Why did Arya want to kill the Hound again?
>>71346597
>typical GoT viewer
This was before the North rallied around a bastard born over herself. It's no secret she has issues with this. She even gave Ramsey "Bolton" shit about the exact same predicament when she was with him in Winterfell. I realize 99% of you are Tumblr goldfish but come on.
So wheres it going to go from here
>>71346626
>Jon hangs a little boy because he doesn't like him
did you watch the show showfag? jon still liked the boy until he stabbed Jon in the heart and killed him. he was executed for murder and mutiny.
>>71346686
Mormont, that is
>>71346736
he killed the butcher's boy
DAKANGINNANORFF
>you will never play with Sean's Bean
*sighs*
>>71346662
Why did he hang Olly?
He was just following the orders of Alliser Thorne, was betrayed in the most terrible way by Jon, and was very conflicted. Seems weird they hang him but not the other mutineers.(Except Marsh, Yarwick and Thorne).
Link to music that was played during the trial/Cersei's coronation pls.
>>71346731
It would be fucking dumb. They're not enough episodes left to waste time on stupid bullshit like that
>>71346586
that's not brass eye, it's the it crowd you turbo pleb
>>71346638
They only have a certain CGI budget.
Dragons >>> Wolves.
>Jamie splits with Cersei after a confrontation on what she's done, makes plans to start leaving for Casterly Rock
>Before he can leaves Dany lands and starts the siege of KL
>Jaime and Cersei learn that Tyrion is with Dany
>Dany's army is blowing the fuck out of Cersei's
>Cersei pulls an Aerys
>Jaime chokes her to death
It will be like pottery
>>71346717
That wasn't very nice. My mom says I'm handsome.
>>71346521
Daenerys is literally Viserys. If their genders were switched around and nothing else changed then nobody would like Dany.
>>71346555
>His character was butchered in the movie
DUDE I'M GONNA BETRAY MY ONE FRIEND
>>71346736
Killed mycah her buddy
JON
CERSEI
EURON
DAENERYS
NIGHT'S KING
these are our factions next year
pretty based lineup IMO, I thought Cersei would die in this episode, glad she'll be one of the main Bosses
Who Dany x Tyrion here?
>>71346748
euron may be king on the iron islands, but dany still has theon and yara and 1,000 ships, so it's contested
>>71346521
>>71346626
He was lord commander though, his watch was never declared ended in funeral before he was resurrected :^)
There was no reason not to punish Olly as any other unrepentant murderer would be punished, being young is no excuse.
>>71346723
dany doesnt even have any soliders who could survive the north in winter, dothraki and unsullied would freeze, An alliance with jon makes the most sense even unaware of their relation to one another
>>71346731
>Heavily
>We must be together, we have many enemies
>they break up and becomes enemies
>POTTERY FROM A LOTTERY TICKETTERY!
>Howland Reeds banner colour is green
>literally died in a green explosion whilst in disguise and his master plan coming to fruition
Poetry
>>71346261
HUMMAN FUCKING SHITS
Did anybody else laugh when Vary's was seen on Dany's ship? I know time-jumps are necessary sometimes but I found it hilarious.
I wish I was good at photoshop so I could photoshop him into every iconic moment somewhere
>>71346748
>poor little Greyjoy
>>71346787
Instead of betraying the character he actually betrays in the game. But no, we gotta have muh honorable mak'gora to appease the WoWbabbies
>>71346723
she's going to run into the brootherhood
>>71346748
how can anyone even compete with Dany
they'll need to whip out some serious magic to compete with feminism
Would you impregnate her to fulfill prophecy?
How is knowing R+L=J relevant to Westeros AT ALL? Is not going to change anything.
It's time to accept Jon as Stannis' heir, stannisfags
>>71346748
So the Stormlands are siding with Dany?
>>71346850
THE PRINCE THAT WAS PROMISED
>>71346748
>>71346841
It's all about the living x white walkers now you stupid bitchs
>>71346850
Yes it does, that way he is a targ too and will be allied with dany.
>>71346770
lol Jon is a deuteragonist and Sansa is the female fan favourite
of course they're going to waste time in that shit, or did you already forgot about the Tyrion scenes of this season
>>71346731
This shit here. People who watch this show don't ever grasp the concept of a character changing their minds or adapting their views from scene to scene.
>"LOL SHE SAID HE WAS 'STARK' TO HER IN THAT FIRST SCENE SO LOLOLOL"
Yeah and then a lot happened since then.
>"LOL SHE REJECTED LITTLECREEPY IN DA GODWOOD LOLOLOL"
Yeah, and then a lot happened after that. for fuck sake kids.
>>71346844
>So beautiful she caused the biggest civil war in a thousand generations
>>71346626
>Jon didn't behead the boy himself, instead letting a rope do the dirty work
Show gets worse and worse
Why did they have to kill Ser Farto?
>>71346850
retard
>>71346670
Beautiful
>>71346377
>Jaime and Cersei throw boy out of a window
>their son steps out of a window
DnD could open a Pottery Barn.
>>71346810
So his watch ended because he died, but it didn't end when he died?
>>71346877
the stormlands dont exist in the show
>>71346844
Fuck no
>>71346841
I theorise that the dragons won't do so good in a blizzard desu
and he soliders know nothing but summer in essos so she will have an invading russia in winter type vibe
whatever happened to the stormlands, is every single man of fighting age dead or are they just de facto allied to the crown in KL
the reveal of baby jon might have been more powerful if the entire season had flashbacks leading up to that moment.
Bran's flashbacks are one of the missed narratives this season had.
>>71346279
>Jon
>endangered by Littlefinger
I guess you missed P Bae's clever rusheman smirk when Sansa gave him that "Looks like your plan failed" look while the Northerners were King in the Norf 2: Electric Snowiglooing. If Jon rules Winterfell, she can be The Queen.
>>71346301
>What is Cersei's plan?
Assume the highest position of power in the Seven Kingdoms that traditionally tolerated incestuous marriage so no one could tell her brotherfucking is wrong.
>low cunning
Why don't they smelt valeryan swords to put a very very small layer of valeryan steel on shitload of regular sword so more people can kill those zombies?
Where the fuck she at?
>>71346887
>Jon is a deuteragonist
Nah, Jon is the main character, nigga
>>71346824
Your fairytale not panning out the way you envisioned it, Tumblr?
>>71346850
>How is knowing R+L=J relevant to Westeros AT ALL?
It's not. The entire thing is just so they will have a reason to like Dany the Mary Sue.
>>71346377
It's meant to show he is broken. It was a good scene, but I can see how someone detached would find it funny.
>>71346785
Yeah, though you wouldnt have to cringe every time a Targaryen would be in the scene because Harry Lloyd can actually act.
>>71346886
He isn't and will never be a Targ. He's still a bastard, just like he never was a Stark.
>>71346840
I'm honestly wondering how they are gonna be relevant.
Pulling Lady Stoneheart out of your ass like this seems dumb, what is she even gonna do?
It's basically a giant The North vs. Lannister vs. Targaryen/Sand Pussies/House Tyrell, where does the Brotherhood fit in all that aside as a Hyperbolic Time Chamber for Sandor.
>>71346792
THICC
>>71346869
>bastard
>heir
>>71346942
in a pie
>>71346748
how do we know Dany has the stormlands on her side?
>>71346895
It would make sense if the "a lot happened" was ACTUALLY SHOWN ON SCREEN
LMAO
it's going to be kind of interesting to see zombie dothraki and zombie unsullied when the white walkers attack
>>71346927
probably not every single guy, but a most of them are dead
>>71346964
Will he and danny fugg?
>>71346261
KING OF KINO, PLEASE BTFO HUMAN FUCKING SHITS
>>71346969
womlet
>>71346877
Under Tyrell control since Stannis abandoned them.
Storm's end still has some Stannisfags in it but Mace had them under siege and then diverted some troops back to kings landing to attack the sept.
>>71346974
I'm actually in HER pie
:^)
>>71346924
>the stormlands dont exist in the show
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71346942
She was dumb, and basic bitch through and through. If she lived on earth in $CURRENT_YEAR she'd be wearing uggs and listening to Kanye
>>71346869
Book version:
>Stannis barely wins the battle of Winterfell, is heavily injured
>Melly, thinking Stannis is dead from the pink letter, burns Shireen to revive Jon
>Jon rides to Winterfell
>With Davos gone and news that his daughter is dead, Stannis loses his will to live.
>Legitimizes Jon and proclaims him as his heir on his deathbed.
>Sansa hears the news and convinces LF to throw the Vale in with Jon
>>71346792
based
>>71346956
>>71346377
out of character
the guy is a cuck, he would never have the balls do off himself
Didn't watch. What happened? How big Drogon for now? Post cliffhanger.
I think he might have autism. Do you think he was autistic?
>>71346899
No, dance of dragons/blackfyre were bigger
>>71346969
holy shit i never noticed how fat she was
>>71347021
>fanfic version
ftfy
>>71346562
>ravens feet
They're called crows feet, which is pottery for Jon since he joined the Watch.
>>71347007
>not realising mace tyrells seige of storms end happened during roberts rebellion
>>71346920
He swore two important things in the oath, one that his watch would no end until his death and the second to stand watch for all nights to come.
>>71346997
I'M STILL MAD ABOUT THEIR LOOKS
IN THE BOOKS THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GLITTERING, BEAUTIFUL AND WEAR ARMOUR MADE OF GLASS.
WHY DOES NO ONE COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS.
>>71347007
>Under Tyrell control
What source do you have for Tyrells controlling Storm's end.
>>71347037
he is a very funny danish comedian
i cracked up instantly
>>71346270
Castle Black.
Press F to Pay Respects
>>71346883
Most people don't believe in white walkers.
How the fuck did that eunuch get back in time to ship landing in Mereen ? Fucking how ? What the fuck ? How did Arya get so fast to Frey. Where the fuck did she that mask ? She can´t old whore, but killing someone to steal their face is ok ? When the fuck did she even learn to do this ? By washing up a dead´s body dicks ?
Who fucking writes this shit ?
>>71346957
I'd imagine in the show, if the Stormlands ever appear again, it will be House Tarth, purely because of the possibility of wacky sitcom shenanigans with Brienne and her family.
>>71346626
tfw melly gets kicked and banned for team killing
>I DON'T CARE THAT HE'S A BASTARD
>I DON'T CARE THAT HE BROKE HIS VOW TO THE NIGHT WATCH
>I DON'T CARE IF HIM DYING AND COMING BACK IS SOMETHING NOBODY WHO WASN'T THERE WOULD BELIEVE
>DA KING IN DA NORF!
holy fuck the story is garbage whenever it is about Dany or Jon. Any other character would be killed or told to fuck off.
>>71347037
He has a point. You can't just let in any random skank and her kid into the worlds foremost center of knowledge.
>>71346418
kek
>>71347084
Married with Bulldykes
>>71347068
because look at the shit they've done to other parts of the books; it could have been much worse
who /alwaysknewjonwaslyannaandrhaegar's/ here?
>>71347068
I did, I just stopped now.
Also their voices sound like cracking ice.
>>71347075
WOTS HAPPENING
WHO
RULES
THE
STORMLANDS??????????????????????????????????¿????????¿
>>71347088
he has the scars to show for it though and all the night's watch + the wildlings
>If Jaime was in KL he wouldn't let Cersei's plan be.
>>71347088
His valor surpasses his crimes
>>71346586
this is it crowd you absolute fucking retard. i bet you say you like jam and black mirror and have never even seen a full episode, you poser fuck.
>>71347037
>wanting screaming babies and the smell of baby shit all over the books
>>71347131
WE DO!!
>>71347088
But anon, Jon almost completely lost his army due to a complete lack of tactics and had to be saved by a southern army led by a man who betrayed his father. Of course he should be the king in the north.
>>71347131
Gendry.
>>71347124
>AAAHHHH SAVE ME MADNESS
>>71347080
More importantly. WHY WOULD HE DO THAT
>be in mereen
>go to westeros
>then go back to mereen....so we can go back to westeros
Literal retardation.
I'm quite late, but what's the deal with the Mountain and that High Sparrow wench (did she even have a name)? What's he going to do with her? Why was she freaking out? Her mask of stoicism quickly disappeared.
>Lets kill off actual actors to give screentime to meme """"""""""""""""""""""actors"""""""""""""""""""""""" who couldnt pull off a scene at gunpoint
What did D&D mean by this?
>>71347037
that entire place is just a huge fucking autistic containment dungeon.
>>71347075
F
He will be greatly missed. Broke my heart to see his reaction to Loras getting cut tbqh
>>71347131
Stormlands are now cut.
so there's a lot of resurrection type of magic going on in the series
the nights king resurrects the dead and they are zombies
red priestesses resurrection, beric and jon
blood magic resurrection ala khal drogo
i really wonder if the red priestess resurrection will play a bigger part when the white walkers attack. like they will be able to do what the nights king does and raise entire armies from the dead
was getting caught part of her plan?
So convenient for cersei that everyones fine with storing explosives right under the norths vatican. Shes just soo lucky.
>>71346358
Hnggggg
House Mormont is the fucking shit.
>>71347172
7ft zombies tend to do that
torture I would presume
>>71347181
What a pussy, he didn't do anything about his son getting cucked by madness
>>71346521
Does no one remember that Viserys was literally madder than the Mad King?
"You don't want to wake the dragon, do you?"
>>71347071
>he's le funny commedy man!
>that means he must be le funny in everything
>>71347131
Dany rules the stormlands
She's the only surviving relative to House Baratheon
>>71347163
i hope so
>>71347203
>he
hmmm
>>71347137
>all the night's watch + the wildlings
So, roughly four people, half of whom are wildlings nobody would ever trust, and the other half are rapists and thieves nobody would ever trust.
>Littlefinger kills Jon and Sansa kills Littlefinger
>Sansa becomes Queen in the North
>Walder Frey's loli wife takes control of the Frey forces
>Daenerys "One Face" Horsefucker parleys with Cersei and they realise it's the patriarchy who's responsible for all the trouble in Westeros
>All the strong women in Westeros form an alliance
>They castrate every man in Westeros except Daario and Gregor
>They defeat the White Walkers
>They sit on thrones side-by-side while Jorah and Theon lick them out
>The women in Westeros take turns fucking Daario and Gregor for children
>Peace reigns in Westeros until the end of time
guys
was Tommen dying PART of cersei's plan?
>>71347172
just your generic, unseen torture.
>>71347037
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d78253d1cd/merry-christmas-frank
yes
She deserved a better death.
>>71347118
Literally everyone.
>>71347204
when necromancy was outlawed in tamriel in the third age they all migrated to westeros and essos
FACT
>>71347242
Of courshe! King Tommen refused her offer in favor of the faith's. She had to find out what they told him.
>>71347224
implying he wasn't funny
Are the white walkers supposed to represent white men?
>cold
>dgaf
>the biggest threat to the empire of scoial justice and feminism
>>71347172
>What's he going to do with her?
FUCK HER WITH HIS ZOMBIE COCK
>>71347223
This would have made the Slavers bay plotline actually interesting and fun to watch.
>>71347088
Fucking hell none of the northern lords except Ramsay never addressed him leaving the Night's Watch AT ALL. D&D really just forgot.
>>71347065
Its a different seige.
>>71347070
They don't control Storm's End. Stannis dudes do.
I presume the Tyrells control Dragonstone as well but they haven't actually mentioned the Seige of Dragonstone in the series. In the books Loras commands it.
>>71347223
He was mad, as in upset, angry. He was full of hate.
But he has a right to be that way. He wasn't a baby when his dynasty was exterminated. He remembers.
>>71347239
>implying The White Walkers and the North don't join forces to throw down the Matriarchy
>>71347239
I actually think it's a very real possibility either Dinnerys or Cersei will rename King's Landing to Queen's Landing in the show.
>>71347189
They might visit there once and do a one-off fly by on the title map just to throw a bone to whatever bookfags are still left. Then the scene will just be one of the characters stopping off in the Stormlands for a pint and learning about something that has nothing to do with the Stormlands.
>>71347172
You would be freaking out too if a 7 foot rotting zombie was about to destroy your butthole.
>>71347221
Poor Clegane. I actually really like both of them for some reason.
>>71347250
Is it detailed at all in the books? Like is she a present as such for him from Cersei or is he ordered to torture her? At first I thought she would be a present, stress relief. If I was Cersei I'd want to keep my Mountain happy as fuck.
>>71347285
Honestly what I first though.
>>71347282
>badass
>only vulnerable to memes
>/fa/ as fuck
>comfy homeland
wood not mind
>all of the northern houses are in littlefinger's pocket and sansa is in on it
rip jom snow
>>71347294
HE DIED
>>71346382
there no way she'll leave azor ahai, she'll stay close, in "disguise"
>>71347131
Tyrells
So where did the wilfire come from?
Was it from mad kings, if so why wasnt it removed at some point?
How many important characters died in the septon?
>Margaery
>Loras
>Mace 'the Ace'
>High Sparrow
>Kevan
Am I missing someone?
"There never really a breastplate stretcher was there ?"
>you have to protect him, Ned
>pretends that he's his bastard so people will treat him like shit his entire life.
well done, Ned. well done.
HOWEVER
>>71347215
>yfw Jorah Mormont is also regarded as a limp-wristed whimp by his peers back home
"Grow a pair, Ser Jorah."
>>71346377
>>71346586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=8ZEPGj0tM24#t=227
>>71347342
the mad king put them everywhere. no one knew about it and it was hidden very well, jaime killed all the pyromancers who knew where the caches were
>>71347342
old wildfyre as well as newly made one
Tyrion didn't use everything he got from the pyromancer guild
>>71347316
Have you been living under a rock? this entire season isn't in the books. Only euron bits were in.
The show is fanfiction.
>>71347326
AND NOBODY GIVES A SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Calling it now that Howland Reed will have exactly one appearance and that's to tell everyone "Sup, this guy Jon Snow is actually targ. You heard right Danny he's your cousin"
>>71347215
Is this pedo-/tv/ fans new waifu now that Arya got old?
>>71347300
>this happens
>>71346748
You've got it wrong.
>Kingslanding controlled by Dany
>Riverlands controlled by kingindanorf
>>71347363
i don't get this meme
>>71347363
"That WAS what 'empty' meant!"
I will miss him the most
>>71347316
Didn't happen in the books, because Margeary, the High Sparrow, the Sparrows, Lancel, Mace and Loras are all still alive, and so are Myrcella and Tommen, so Cersei isn't crazy enough and didn't get to have her revenge yet.
>>71347342
Barely anyone knew about it. It was top classified information. If word got out about it, there would be absolute chaos on the streets,
are there girl white walkers?
>>71347363
stabbed by a single kid...
Can someone tell me when tWOw is coming out? My calculations say that I'll finish medschool and i'll still be waiting
>>71347397
forgot pic
>>71346261
HUMAN FUCKING SHITS
KILL THEN RESURRECT URSELF MY MAN
can someone post the explosion webm? havent seen it posted once in these threads
>>71347397
Riverlands is in civil war, all the 72 walder sons fighting for the throne.
Sansafags at Westeros.org are so fucking assblasted it is glorious.
She is a shit character get over it.
>>71347363
>lived getting burned by Robert
>died getting burned by Cersei
pottery
>>71347434
right in the spinal cord.
What was that piano piece played throughout the episode called?
It did a perfect job of tying the episode together, especially in the Sep.
>>71347414
why are kids so creepy
>>71347431
yes, they are usually found when women get married
>>71346521
Was viserys inhrently an asshole or did years of exile and begging leave him jaded and bitter?
>>71347369
CIA in that pic
>I'd rather be at home worshipping Sophie's teenage butthole right now
>>71347383
i wouldn't be surprised if jon ends up in greywatch watch at some point in the future and howland just straight up tells him who he is.
the north is going to be completely swamped with zombies when the walkers attack, the neck is a good place to hide out
Why is every great house from start of the show almost extinguished at this point. :/
WAS THE WILDFIRE CACHE THE RUMOR?
cersei attacks winterfell when?
>cersei queen of the whitewalkers
>>71347362
Lancel, if you count the Crypts as part of the Sept.
>>71347474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS-gbqbVd8c
It's going to be so awkward when Jon meets up with Theon face to face.
>Oh --h-hi
>It was me who ransacked Winterfel and gave it to Bolton
>B-but I'm a good goy now
And then Theon proceeds to hide behind Danny's skirt.
>>71347363
kek
>>71347440
War of the Two Kings and Two Queens doesn't have the same ring to it
>>71346261
HUMAN FUCKING SHITS
>>71347438
I don't expect it to be out by the end of this year really. GRR is too busy doing fuck all for the show to sit his fat ass down and finish his story.
>>71347486
both, but he was pitiable in the end
>>71347486
both
>>71347500
House Night King stands strong
Is he inmune to fire?
>>71347505
more like when are cersei and jon gonna have some dirty targ sex?
>>71347431
women can't be evil you shitlord
>>71347486
You know its the latter, stop baiting for replies.
>>71347371
Practically no one knows about it actually- Tyrion in the books gets hold of the ones stored away below the Sept before Blackwater.
>>71347371
>>71347372
>>71347427
It's a plothole that the tunnels beneath the vatican were never explored, the fucking barrels glowed green even.
>>71347505
jon isn't an idiot and he knows the north, he will have men garrisoned at moat cailin. the south literally can't do anything from the south if you defend moat cailin well
>>71347534
Probably.
>>71347534
no you fucking autist
>>71347474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ba_RzZu4Vw
>>71347517
They're gonna be at war with each other anyway
>>71346521
Because he's a white male and we wouldn't want to upset the viewers.
>>71347414
Atleast he died fighting ;__;
>>71347394
Not pedo but I liked her acting, she was honorable and tough. Plus, it was funny to see a young girl tear some northern lords a new one.
>>71347534
He got his palm burnt in Season 1.
>>71346316
who did play Lyanna?
>>71347562
>>71347516
Awesome, thank you.
>>71347467
>tfw never have a 7ft amazonian monster warrior gf
NEW THREAD
>>71347589
>>71347589
>>71347589
>>71347299
He was in the least a spoiled brat, which is surprising since he spent the majority of his life poor and on the run
>I would let his whole tribe fuck you - all forty thousand men - and their horses too if that's what it took.
He's a shallow man not fit to be a king, and over time he would spiral deeper into madness
>>71347486
To establish right from the start that men as rulers are ebil and womyn good.
>a bunch of kids murder an old man, a servant of the faith, and help execute a conspiracy to blow up the great sept of baelor and kill hundreds of people
qyburn must have been giving them some amazing chocolate
>>71347534
no, you need dragons for that
i think the meme is that only females can control dragons (which is why they incest)
Why don´t they just hire those little kids to solve everything. They are smarter assasins than Jean Reno in Ronin. At age of 10 or less.
>>71346748
Tyrion discovers he's Targ, takes over the Lannisters after their defeat. Together the 3 Targ realms unite and defend Westeros against zombies.
The End
>>71346484
It's possible, but it won't be for long. He's always been a lot like The Hound. Cynical and confliclted towards Knightdom, being a Kingsgaurd member, and everything else. He might not kill Cersei, but maybe he might
IMO he's more likely going to control the Lannister troops, and ike Tywin, go back to Casterly Rock, and wait till the last minute to join the war.
>>71347534
He lost it after being revived though, since now he's a firewight.
If Jon Snow doesn't man the fuck up already and speak up for himself like he did during the Lord Commander shit I'm gonna throw a fucking fit.
>>71347553
it's not a plothole
every slightly paranoid king had all records whiped and people who knew executed
>>71347486
>would allow an army of steppenigger hungoloids to gangrape his little sister
>plus their horses
>instead of claiming her pussy and ruling with dragons
>like in the good olde days
he's always been a degenerate.
>>71346521
Because GRRM is a men's right's activist and wanted to portray how women can get what they want via their vagina
>>71347440
Riverlands belong to little finger. And even if they didn't Arya just massacred the Freys and presumably freed Edmure.
>>71347534
jon isn't, show-dany is because they wanted her to be a demigod
it would be hilarious if Cersei was the one who told Tommen to fire Jaime from KG for being crippled so she could burn shit. the words tommen used were closer to phrases cersei would use to describe cripbro plus she's mad that he tried to rescue marg and not her . in that episode she's sipping her wine,suddenly being a buddy to him and watching Jaime flip out before she starts stroking his ego to get some dick.
cersei totally set jaime up to get fired , got his emotions all twisted while she got wet and is pissed as fuck he came back.
>>71346841
Let her take King's Landing, then blow it up with Wildfire. Her troops get wiped out, she survives due to muh dragonborn.
>>71347585
"I'm what you call, a Targwalker: none of their strengths, all of their weaknesses"
>>71347601
>he was in the least a spoiled brat
He was the heir of a throne, from the most house with the most prestige of all times.
>Joffrey
>which is surprising
Its not surprising at fucking all, its clear you have never been in a position of power.
>>71347610
Probably giving them drugs. Like edibles.
>>71347075
F :'(
>>71347398
In season 1 Robert kept shitting on Lancel to find a Brestplate stretcher because he is fat, Ned looks over to him and the both chuckle , no such thing exists
>>71347610
>implying those kids didnt hate the elite and the sept
They did it for free
So, who's the hottest GOT girl? I'm torn between Myranda and Ros.
>>71347021
>lost the will to live
Go home Georgie boy. D&D have out hacked you.
>>71346176
Ok
So technically Stark Alliance has The North, the vale, and most likely eventually the riverlands (willing to bet LF, Blackfish, or Sansa will have something to do with this seeing as Robin and Sansa are Tullys thus may lay claim since the Freys will be fighting for succession)
The Stormlands, Crownlands, Dragonstone, and Casterley Rock velong to the Lannisters
And everything else belongs to Dany.
D&D wrote themselves into a corner where Danys Army should be like 200,000 strong and I could imagine the Dothraki dying of westerosi illnesses, or hypothermia, but even then she still has a bigger army than the rest of the kingdoms combined ( Unless Euron has some secret weapon) the 7 kingdoms don't stand a chance. So there has to be something maybe the dragons are weak in the winter?
Anyone hope the WW team up with Jon because they believe the dragons amd rise of magic to be a greater threat to the world and must be ended?
>>71347650
Speculation. Lannisters still control Riverrun for all we know. I think Littlefinger may control Harrenhal but that's not all the Riverlands.
>>71347383
i was just wondering how it would ever come to light that jon was the son of rhaegar, didn't think about that
>>71347691
I just thought living like a beggar for some 15 years would change your perspective
Then again, he is a Targaryen.
How long until new thread?
also how long until they ban /got/ now that the season is over? Or are the gods merciful and we will stay here?
>>71346833
Please someone do this
Like i . Hate it but
>Euron will meet Dany with more ships and his will be better
>Euron will make Dany marry him. Or fight his fleet
>Some shit happens. Naval battle. Dany loses most of her ships
>Theon will kill Euron
>Danys army will be too small
>Dorne joins i . Tyrells
>Entire North will battle the Nights King
>Dany and friends will meet Jon and friends
>Tyrion Jon Snow reunite(Tyrion will convince Jon is good)
>Tyrion Jaime reunion (Same. Tyrion will try to save him because Jaime is still his bro)
>Jon and North get aid from almost all of Westoros
>Sam will learn ways to kill WWs
>>71347093
then why are girls allowed on the internet?
>>71347075
Had an army ready to btfo the faith but didn't because his daughter didn't have to get naked, deserved to see his house end with him so yeah I'm upset he died, should have been worse for him
>>71347211
>King's Landing is in the North
Are you retarded?
can someone explain to me how the lannisters declared war on dorne??? didn't they kill the Lannister princess and her betrothed and his dad?
was Tommenn farting part of Cersei's plan?
haha my fucking ribs Lolling like fuck now
Is she our guy now?
>>71348130
Dorne is pissed because Gregor Glegane (a Lannister bannerman) raped and murdered Elia Martell and killed her children. They killed Doran Martell (the dad) because he didn't seek revenge even after Oberyn Martell failed to avenge her and was killed by Gregor.
>>71348344
dorne is pissed now because the leader is oberyn's widow who's salty about the previous leadership doing nothing as you said, it was just oberyn who was pissed about his sister
Tommen is an assassin. All this scene needed was a red tailed hawk screech and thud as he landed in hay.
>>71346657
This is exactly what I thought of. Also the guy leaping from the window in Monty Python's Meaning of Life intro movie.
>>71347075
I really cared for the character even if he was made a cartoon in the series.
>>71347738
>They worked for free for the elite because they hated the lite.
>>71346261
HUMAN
FUCKING
SHITS
>>71348021
>i .
>>71348695
Sum1 make this
>>71348344
>>71348579
ahhh thank you, I completely forgot about that. but still killing their own was stupid, especially now as they're saying a targ alliance was what dorian wanted?
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