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>>71317184
What was the point of this character edition
King Azor Jon
>>71318369
To make my dick diamonds
>>71318369
Taught Arya how to change faces, apparently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7P1U63ndAE
theyve fucked this show up beyond belief, its a normie show now, like Breaking Bad, once its off the air it'll be forgotten within a few weeks, no replay value at all once theres no plot or cliffhangers to keep you interested, unlike god tier shows like The Sopranos
GRRM must be steaming with rage over how badly they're fucking the show up
>you will never feel this aroused
>Lancel could've just pulled the candles out of the ground and saved everyone
>instead he watches it burn down
Hey guys look at this its the ending of the show!
king of da norf
What was the point of the Tower of Joy scene?
>>71318369
to be played by arya so she can continue to cross people off her list
>RHAEGAR GAVE UP HIS WIFE FOR THIS 3/10
>RHAEGAR PLUNGED WESTEROS INTO WAR FOR THIS 3/10
>ROBERT WAS BUTTHURT FOR LIFE OVER LOSING THIS 3/10
SO MUCH FOR HER LOOKING BETTER WHILE NOT ON HER DEATH BED
Reposted for a new thread
So...
How is Cersei crowned Queen when everyone, seemingly, knows that she blew up the Great Sept?
Like, there were more religious people than the Sparrows.
The common folk were religious as hell.
And she just blew up the Pope and the Vatican.
what was the point of this character ?
What thing of importance will Sam find before teleporting back to Castle Black? Or will he conveniently die of a heart attack?
FUCK LITTLE FINGER
>>71318422
i have pretty much hated this entire season, but this episode sort of felt like season 3/4 GoT again, just on a bigger scale
>>71318369
Answers come later.
New episodes must be written.
An anon is not ready yet.
>>71318421
I WISH THAT YOU WOULD STEP THAT LEDGE MY KING
>>71318369
He was Arya's love interest, silly anon. But she didn't return his feelings.
post yfw cersei got nuclear
>>71318458
shooped
>>71318462
stick two fingers up to George for not finishing his book
>>71318477
To have an evil racist bigot to kill
>>71318424
My Queen be like this all day.
Apologize
>>71318409
Offscreen because he doesn't actually teach her anything
>>71318369
The same point as Daario and Gendry
Absolutely none
Someone take pure Jon Snow away from those two duplicitous schemers, Salsa and CIA. Save him, Arya!!!
what was the point of this character?
>>71318462
same reason for bringing The Hound back
pandering
>you're in the book store when this bitch yells "OI LUV PASS THE FISH N' CHEPS" at you?
wat do?
>>71318478
Books: He will find evidence of a treaty between Men and the White Walkers.
Jon negotiating a new treaty will be the end of the war.
Show: How to breed dragons again, or flamethrower schematics or something
>>71318472
well mr. canuck, apparently when you kill your enemies, you win.
>>71318508
>Wow, the spoilers were 100% accurate.
>Steal the priceless family sword of the best general in Westeros
>He's like "oh well, time to go get some more deer to eat"
??????????????????????????????????
RIP smirkfu
RIP loras
Dany on the iron throne FUCKING CONFIRMED
>>71318421
holy kek
>>71318462
to beat dumb normies over the head with Jon's parentage because some of them probably still don't know. And maybe also because it will important later for Bran to know.
How was he on the ship, wasn't he in Dornne?
>tfw ure daenerys
>ure le epic strong wymen character
>kill dothraki dudes, need no khan, im da boss!
>lol wen i get to westeros i have to get married tho :D
>>71318421
10/10
>people STILL think that Jon or Stannis is Azor Ahai
>people are so blind to see that Beric IS NOT Ahai
You guys are so fucking stupid holy shit.
>>71318472
everybody with power just got blown up. she's got a network of spies, a stash of wildfire and a zombie on her side. who's going to stop her?
>>71318477
to show everyone that D&D don't understand complex characters and would rather just make everyone one-dimensional because that's easier to write.
>>71318477
conservative tightwad who hated all things liberal had to be killed by giant sjw
>>71318381
>>71318458
THE WHITE WOLF!
>>71318603
she looked so fuckable on that ship
amirite
>>71318575
they weren't completely accurate, the guy wrote that the mountain was going to shit smash that septon unella's face in, that didn't happen
>>71318471
That's fanfic lyanna, cordy is the TRUE CANON LYANNA.
>>71318546
To die protecting Harry and Ron from the Sith of course
margaery didn't do harm to anyone
why ;_;
>>71318452
Targeryen incest strikes again!!
how the fuck did varys get on the ship at the end??????
>>71318603
He utilized the mysterious Season 6 teleportation technique.
>>71318603
>Tyrell ships in the background
I guess she's fucking there
>>71318444
Right?
Let's stare at the fucking things for about 10 seconds.
does anyone else thinks that varys showing up in that ship scene was a production mistake?
because that was severely retarded. there was 0 reason to show him there
>>71318603
Jesus fucking Christ oh my god
fucking D&D holy shit
>>71318603
the dorne scene was weeks or months earlier
are people really having problems with this, jesus christ
>>71318643
if you mean Missandei, then yes
>No Aegon
>No Victarion
>No Lady Stoneheart
>No Strong Belwas
>No Aeron
>No Garlan or Willas
>No Arianne or Quentyn
>No Darkstar
>>71318521
whats the story behind this?
So is Lady Stoneheart book exclusive then?
Kind of sucks that we won't see her in the show. I mean they can still do it, but the show is farther ahead than the books, that her inclusion is kind of moot.
>>71318471
>Rhaegar literally fucked his house up for this
>Robert went into drunken depression over this
>Ramsay dies eaten by dogs !
>Walder's throat is cut just like how Cat died !
>"shame shame" as the septa dies !
WOW so much karma, thanks d&d for all this karma, this is really quality writing ;----)
>>71318422
>theres no plot or cliffhangers to keep you interested,
I guess TWD is a GOAT to you then?
>>71318647
I don't think so.
>>71318672
he has littlefingers teleportation device
>>71318558
IM SO DISAPPOINTED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee
>>71318647
where is that actress now
>Dany is invading the seven kingdoms with a horde of raping murdering barbarians
>3 dragons that kill the common folk and ravage the lands
>A mercenary company
>A slave army
>They are playing her up to be the hero
What the fuck.
>>71318672
teleport
>face of a baby
>a shot of a crowbar in DABID's hand
>face of Jon Snu
What did DnD mean by this?
>>71318646
he smashed something of hers in, all right
If they were to make a spin-off prequel, I want either Jaqen H'ghar or Davos to be a focal point
>>71318421
god dammit that's good
>>71318640
I want to give Geralt a hug and play him in a round of Gwent
>>71318546
To bring LoTR fans on board.
>>71318380
THEN WHO WAS SONG??
>>71318603
This is in the far future from that scene. Yo ucan literally see Tyrell ships on the back there.
But I agree it was badly presented, they just wanted to make Dany into the last scene of the episode, which made it quite non-linear which is not normal for this series, thus making us feel uncomfortable and think this is a plot-hole.
>>71318643
if you mean Varys, then yes
>>71318582
GET HYPE
>>71318706
honestly i think missandei is pretty weak
>>71318724
In the book, she'll be the secret villain
In the show, since women are flawless, she'll... um stop the rape because she said so
>>71318724
The unsullied are the most predictable and loyal army in the world you idiot
>>71318640
fucking geralt looking at the camera and breaking my immersion
>>71318623
His sword WAS aflame. Or was that by artificial means?
>>71318647
literally one scene bro. just let it go. honestly feel bad for u
>>71318522
you will be missed rip
rip ozgefags
rip smirkfu
rip waifags
rip prestonfags
>>71318724
I cant wait for them to win and all of her forces act nice and orderly and nothing goes wrong
>>71318478
he will give up on his dream (being a maester) for gilly and her bastard kid. the ultimate cuck.
Somone just fucking post the episode already
>>71318462
guess we'll find out later you fucking retard
>>71318712
Shame girl didn't die, she got some zombie dick.
>Dany has a horde of raping Dothraki savages
>Dany has allied to kinslaying bastards
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS
Can anyone link a reliable streaming site for GoT?
>>71318756
there are no asians in got
>>71318646
Who knows what he was doing. Visually al he was doing was staring at her while standing over her sideways body.
But we all know D&D are the masters of the off screen approach.
>>71318739
>dany will have to marry someone
jesus christ, now that jon's the king in the north will this really end with these two getting fucking married?
i dont want this. i do NOT want this
I guess you could say Tommen made a real King's Landing.
What was the point of THIS character?
He literally only existed so that Dany could slut it up.
He must be Euron in disguise in the books, what the fuck else could be up with him
It sure was fucking convenient that QOT left for no fucking reason before they all died horribly
>>71318724
its almost like real life
Do yall think it's possible that Jon will be taking over the fAegon role? Maybe he declares himself Jon Targary before Danny lands in Westeros?
>no Harry Potter esque spinoff series for Sam at the Citadel
>>71318724
but dany and her insane, bloodthirsty, siblingfucking ancestors deserved the throne because of magic lizards
>>71318708
>No Marwyn
>No Harry the Heir
>Frey Pie was given to arya
>Fire and Blood was raped and split between snakes and meme-eunuch
>manderley was just an indecisive fuck
So will there be white walker progression next season or just cringey poorly written character personal interaction?
>>71318793
His sword L I T E R A L L Y caught fire by itself. Watch the fight scene again.
HE IS AZOR AHAI FUCKING WAKE UP /GOT/ JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
So we basically now know how the rest of the story will play out based on clues, prophecies, and our knowledge of D&D. It's going to be straight forward, and while I'm sure there will be some twists, this will be the basic gist.
>Dany gets to Westeros via Dorne and the Tyrells.
>Through some doing she meets Jon. Their powers combined create Jany.
>Jany then takes on Cersei in KL. They defeat Cerseri.
>Final boss for Jany and the finally united kingdoms (or queendoms) is the WW.
>Huge fight, Bran somehow uses greenseer power and battle is won, but not without great loss.
>Done.
I think I just saved myself 2.5 years of meme's on /tv/ and waiting for D&D. I'm going back to my life now. It really needs some work.
WHERE IS THE THIRD TARGARYEN
>>71318623
I've been saying it's Jaime all along. He'll kill Cersei and pull a flaming sword from her chest.
Cap this.
QUEEN OF LOVE AND BEAUTY
>>71318603
MERMAN CONFIRMED
>>71318786
Yes. The slave army. What about the raping murdering literal horde of dothraki?
Are you too dumb to follow this show?
>>71318759
The show has never been linear retard.
Cersei burned shit
Then we are teleported to Jaime who is having a feast at night with the freys.
day to night and then day again when Jaime teleports into king's landing and unsheathes his frown at cersei.
>R+L=J finally confirmed
I mean, awesome. we knew it all along. congratulations. but like... so fucking what? bran the expo man crippled in the middle of the woods knows that he isn't ned stark's bastard, but lyanna stark's bastard. what fucking difference does it make at this point?
>>71318812
Lyanna is Italian.
>>71318369
In the book he disappears after helping Arya.
Then reappears taking the place of a Maester apprentice when Sam shows up at the Citadel to become a wizard.
>>71318794
Why don't they just send this chick down to KL to tell Cersei to sort her shit out?
>>71318603
>waste gold building a Golden Dragon boat head.
>not even for the fucking Flagship of the fleet.
What the fuck are you doing?
THE KING IN THE NORTH
THE KING IN THE NORTH
DA KING IN THE NORF
DA KING IN THE NORF
DA KIIN NORF
DA KIIN NORF
DAKINOR
DAKINOR
DAKINOR
DAKINOR
HOW MANY POINTLESS CONVERSATIONS WERE THERE THIS SEASON?
LIKE REMEMBER TYRION BRINGING THE FIRE PRIESTESS TO MEEREEN FOR NO REASON?
OR THE HIGH SPARROW TELLING MARGAERY TO FUCK TOMMEN MORE?
>>71318848
He's Victarion. But he wasn't conspiring against Dany until now.
>>71318421
highest kek
so the audience and bran know Jons a targ, and at first I was hyped then I realized that no one would believe Bran. And if he comes back he just fucks shit up for Jon or maybe he'l stop sansa from murdering him and she'l murder bran instead.
>>71318864
He has ascended to become a dragon god, like Aerys knew would happen
>>71318778
>In the book, she'll be the secret villain
actually in the show too.
they foreshadowed when tyrion said he didnt believe in anything, and he was a cynic but he believed in her.
Euron is literally the only good option left.
Does anyone really want to support a Bastard or a Woman?'
Give me a sexy pirate wizard any day of the week
So if Arya had no problem getting to the Riverlands from Bravoos she should have no fucking problem getting to the North, right?
I mean if they can skip that entire trip she'll probably meet up with Jon and Sansa in episode 1 of season 7, right?
>>71318878
>azor ahai
>gets btfo in combat all the fucking time
literally who cares lmao
>>71318842
>I guess you could say Tommen made a real King's Landing.
oh god lol
>>71318881
tyrion, m8
>>71318905
It's the decoy that all the enemies are going to concentrate fire on. Duh.
where are the lyanna fags
>>71318933
>Euron is literally the only good option left.
Too bad Show!Euron is a fucking moron
>>71318582
You just KNOW Jon and Dany are gonna get married.
Ice and Fire bitches.
>>71318883
could be but then his fucking hand so he can't fight for shit.
>>71318912
no no please don't make me remember the shit they cut for this shit.
>>71318933
>retarded angry manchild
>good option
>>71318914
wait what I thought he was strong belwas?
/r/ing the scene where cersei walks into the throne room in dat sexy outfit
>>71318934
she will be meeting up with the hound before getting to winterfell
there's no way arya is going to get directly to jon and arya, that's just not going to happen.
>tfw no stripping naked and humiliation of Septa Unella, followed by an extensive arse raping by Gregor Clegane
Why
Live
?
>>71318842
Carlos!
What's Cersei good for? What has she done that's helped Westeros or the Lannisters?
>>71318912
And is she still on team Dany? Is she on the ships to Westeros? Is Dany still Azor Ahai according to Kinvara?
>>71318421
Now we know why it's called Kings landing
>>71317952
>If Cersei's Vader
She's not
>>71318558
She's so average.
>>71318842
Jej
>>71318842
underbated
Do you think Pycelle farted when those kids stabbed him.
What the fuck is this? Is this CGI face?
I dont know if this has been mentioned or not yet, but
SANSA X JON CONFIRMED
DRAGONLUT X IMP CONFIRMED
>>71318934
i think she'll meet up with the brotherhood and melisandre
>>71318972
Literally our guy.
>>71318937
By that argument, no one anyone /got/ thinks is Azor Ahai is in fact Azor Ahai.
retard
>>71318883
>Cersei is now literally the mad queen
God damn it could they telegraph Jaime killing her any harder
So is show facechanging non magic that just involves a face? If so, how did Jaqen change faces by just turning away and looking at her in s2?
/r/ing the scene where the Mountain rapes Unella
>>71319012
the way he slapped the shit out of that kid was jokes
>Jon is a moron
>Dany is confirmed sociopath
>Cersei is Aerys 3.0
>Euron is "MUH COCK"
There's only one sane, rational leader to back.
War of 5 queens next season.
Reminder that Dany and her army will save Sam from his evil white surpremacist father and she will get the fat cuck to be one of her adviser. Sam will be the link between Jon and Dany.
A fucking piano music montage? Might aswell have electric guitar next season
>>71318558
ugly women shoudn't be allowed to have babies.
plus does anything think that a handsome man like jon snow would come from that ?
>>71318961
This actually happening would be one final bout of diarrhea on the entire series. Books or show.
>>71318784
>tfw you can still recognize Amanda Wenk anywhere.
>Cersei's revenge for her humiliation and torture is to pour wine on Unella's face and scare her with le big zombie man
Is she autistic?
>>71318424
>she came
moar Lyanna
SAND SNEKS AND TYRELLS CONFIRMED FOR SHIP TELEPORTATION TECHNOLOGY
>>71318980
But that's so contrived. It took her 20 episodes to travel 100 miles in seasons 3 and 4 and it's took her one episode to get from Bravoos to Meeren, which is 1000 miles..
>>71318895
>I mean, awesome. we knew it all along. congratulations. but like... so fucking what? bran the expo man crippled in the middle of the woods knows that he isn't ned stark's bastard, but lyanna stark's bastard. what fucking difference does it make at this point?
Bran's about to head south and he will have a big moment of huh should I claim the kingdom for myself? nah, i'll tell em jon is highborn
>>71319035
Jaime has never died, and Jon has only died once
thats better than that fucking loser lmao
>>71319051
>yfw NK is actually Stannis
>>71318895
targ bastard not stark
>>71319032
fugg that's true
>>71318824
On the asoiaf forum a large swathe seem to think Mirri enacted a master plan in killing drogo and she was evil. Its hilarious what branches people will grasp to support their perfect pure queen Dany.
>>71318842
Carlos, I will fucking murder you
>>71319058
the music felt very off, i really didn't like it. the music in GoT is usually great and fits everything very well, but that whole piano thing took me right out of the show
>>71318709
Too soon to tell
>>71318521
Too soon.
>>71318842
FUCK YOU CARLOS!
>>71319028
Sansa x LF confirmed
>>71318647
>>71318558
>>71318471
They had it so right...
>>71319029
jdimsa
pretty
>>71319012
do you think he was farting on the prostitute's face? Is that what he pays them for?
>one fucking scene
I am actually upset, after killing half the cast aren't they going to introduce some new characters?
>>71318880
don't forget wildcards euron and cia
>No one true king Aegon and his stone scaled tutor Jon Connington
>No based Euron with blood sacrifices, magical horns and valyrian armor
>No Stannis and the Northern Conspiracy
>No vulcaninc armed Victarion
>No glass candles, maesters conspiracy and jaqhen
>No LSH and the Freys slaughter
>No Dorne masterplan
>No fun adventures with Quentyn the cuck
>All we get is the extermination of best houses, womyn on power and king jon autists.
Why did the Fatman allow for this to happen?
Good God
D&D have reached peak hack status. The warping, the decisions characters make, holy shit show
Calling it, Jaime will burn the wildfire cache under the Red Keep.
Too many people have fought and died for that throne of swords
Burn them, burn them all
>>71319043
Its retarded. Its supposed to be magic because your entire body changes shape as well
Why can't I hold all this revenge?
>>71319070
Yes, it's pretty obvious she is
N+A=J BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
DORNE AND HIGHGARDEN TELEPORTERS CONFIRMED
>>71319129
the look in her eyes... you just KNOW
>>71319083
>jaime has never died
>yet gets btfo'd by nearly everyone he fights with
lol okay retard
>jon
>good fighter
l o l
Also >>>/reddit/ is that away, friendo
>>71318895
DOES BRAN KNOW RHAEGAR IS JON'S FATHER? DOES HE HAVE SUPERSONIC HEARING OR WHAT
sorry for yelling
>>71318992
>>71318842
I don't think I'm going to read anything funnier than that this evening. Good night, everybody!
>>71319075
Well, we know how Gendry dies now.
>>71319162
ya she literally killed everyone's kids even her own. lol
>>71319051
Da tru king in da norf
>>71318369
How do characters travel so fast now?
>>71318712
I hate how IRL social media memes get written into the show, like the Hound prefering chicken and this shame garbage
>>71319070
Gregor got really friendly with her anus
>>71319153
nope. cersei will, and she will succeed in burning it all. she will get the mountain to do it, and jaime won't be able to stop him. he's going to die trying to stop it
it will be like pottery
>>71319153
No, Cersei will try to burn everyone and Jaime will kill her
>>71319069
Daaaaaaaaamn
What a seminal goddess
>>71318421He didn't fly so good.
>>71319153
Queen slayer
Where's Melly going?
so FUCKING WAIT IS JON WAS A TARG, WHY DIDN'T NED FUCKING TELL HIM WHEN HE TOOK THE BLACK?
WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING IDOIT
>>71319081
>>71319086
>no guys he's Jon Blackfyre
>"okay, he's still KING IN DA NORF"
i just don't see what it does for the plot
So what was the point of Margery and Loras and Mace character?
>>71319184
you're not btfo if you dont die bro, lol
>>71319142
Having multiple plot lines is not possible for D&D.
>>71319145
they're going to fuck it all up in the end, they're women after all
>>71318709The girl was dead at a party and people took pictures of her and posted them online before anyone at the party realized she was dead.
>>71318421
excellent
>>71318369
im not gay, but if i were i would want to homo him
>post yfw John becomes the second King in the North to kneel to a Targaryen
I'm glad Jon became king in the north, even if it's for shoddy plot purposes.
>Cersei in KL
>Olenna in Reach
>Sneks in Dorne
>Dany scissoring with Yara
I hope after defeating the walkers Jon just #Brexits the North and leaves the crazy bitches to their backstabbing
>instant teleportation across continents
WE SKYRIM NOW
>>71319171
PRESTON
BTFO
How will his autism cover this?
Say they didn't give a gender for the kid so it could be Dany? Say the books and the show are different? Admit he's wrong about this but was never that confident anyway cause "I'm probably wrong about half of this ..."
>>71319086
>doesn't know about the Isle of Faces
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Isle_of_Faces
So after all that what was the Tyrell's big master plan? What did Tommen learn from the high sparrow- just that margarey was gonna have a walk of shame?
There really was not a scheme or plan here. I though Margary was planning something, they were just making it up as they went along.
I doubt Arya actually cooked and served the Frey boys to Walder though. Seems like a lot of work to me. It's probably just some cold-blooded shit to say to a kingslayer before you pop a cap in his ass!
>>71319171
>There are people who were as dumb as Catelyn and Cersei and believed this
So what's for theon now? he doesn't seem to do anything these days but get shit on or look at stuff in the background.
DO IT FAGGOTS
http://www.strawpoll.me/10598574
http://www.strawpoll.me/10598574
http://www.strawpoll.me/10598574
>>71319171
>N+A=J BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
YOU DIDN'T HEAR WHAT SHE WHISPERED THERE IS STILL A CHANCE, IT'S NOT CONFIRMED
What is the Mountain doing to Septa Unella?
I think he's nibbling her toes
>>71318895
In both their primes, could Jon take Dayne?
>>71318933
enjoy your season 7 villian.
How BTFO is GRRM now that the show was pretty much spoiled every major revelation from Book 6?
Yeah, some shit might differ here and there, but the major, broad strokes of the story will be the same and you're delusional if you think otherwise
>>71319225
go re-watch/re-read
Ned tells Jon when they leave that the next time they meet they'll talk about his mother. Ned dies before that happens
>>71319224
bwb
that's the only thing south of her, she'll get caught up in that mess again. she could also run into arya.
more likely arya/mel/hound/bwb will have some type of group interaction, that's pretty much the only thing there. unless she teleports to fucking dorne or something, idk
moar moar Lyanna
>>71319229
Jon's not a blackfyre you idiot
Targ bastards are not called Blackfyres.
Aegon is a Blackfyre
>>71318794
Man FUCK danny. Lyanna Mormont should have the seven kingdoms
>>71318895
To be fair, Robert and Lyanna were just betrothed.
It is quite possible that Lyanna and Rhaegar were secretly married and that Jon is not a bastard at all.
>>71319070
Imagine how tight her virgin pussy must've been
Mountain Frankencock tore her in two... And then he went for the asshole
>>71319261
No lyanna says "him" And it cuts straight to Jon's face.
>>71319274
Be a broken plot device because Victarion is not in the show. Theons story is over. Much like that of Davos, Jaime, Arya and several other characters who must facilitate the gapping wholes in the plot
What did Littlefinger mean by that look during the King In The North speech?
Is Sansa pissed?
>>71319178
Those aren't Martell banners anymore.
They took out the Martell Spear.
It's pure Nymerian Rhoynar
>>71319221
beat me to it
![[Mnet] 프로듀스101.E02.160129.HDTV.H264.720p-WITH.mp4_20160129_204332.218.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fhQ4QeQ.jpg "[Mnet] 프로듀스101.E02.160129.HDTV.H264.720p-WITH.mp4 20160129 204332.218")
>leading male characters die
rickon
Ramsey
walter frey
Bernie
Tommen The Cuck King
>10/10 cuties leave the show
Smirkfu gets killed
Mellisandra gets banned from the North
>Strong Independent Womyn are still alive
Danny has thousands of ships and millions of men
Arya now has teleporting powers
The Sneks
Sansa
Cercei ( Queen after blowing up thousands of innocent people)
This is now a feminist show.
>>71319225
>the next time we see each other, we'll talk about your mother, yeah?
Ned just didn't know he'd never see Jon again, it's not like he expected he was going to King's Landing to die.
>>71319274
look glum and be the new target of tyrion's eunch jokes
>>71318864
Our socialist hero escaped the explosion by becoming a wraith. Will he sit on the iron throne himself or will he let every flea bottom prole take a shit on it
>>71319303
No I know what he fucking says, I'm saying he's a fucking idiot for not just telling him when he knew he was going to take the black.
>>71319277
>he knows who would win so he didn't put her in
just lmao
>>71319101
I felt this way but I also liked it eventually. I think it'd have worked if it wasn't so jarring since they already have an established style but I do love curveballs like this and the bear song when he lost his hand.
>>71319339
>Now
SOMEONE POST THE FUCKING EPISODE ALREADY
>>71318533
>Cersei is widely known for being a scheming, unscrupulous bitch
>used wildfire in the past (Blackwater)
>victims are all conveniently her nemeses
>immediately has herself crowned, without regard to succession rights or input from the realm's magnates
hmmm, must've been an accident
>>71318981
Not onscreen, that is.
>>71319229
>i just don't see what it does for the plot
gets the secret out to the people, that's about it.
>>71318603
mfw roody-poos think they watchin an episode of 24 in real time
Where can I find the song that was playing this episode. I need to fucking hear it again
I hereby declare that the destruction and massacre of the Great Sept of Baelor to be now known from this day forward as the Green Church.
Press GC to pay respects to Smirkfu
Like Ok Varys was in Dorne and got the dornish and tyrell ships to meet in dorne and sail to Mareen and then sail back to westeros?
Why not have him just do instant mail and have Dany sail to Dorne to meet with the tyrell/Snek armada?
>>71319354
because he hadn't taken the black yet.
>>71319277
Where is loli mormont?
>>71319070
>scare her
well considering she took a vow of celibacy and ser gregor made sure none of her holes were usable anymore, I think she got a little more than scared
Fuck you fugly good-for-nothing cucks, she's pretty
>>71319290
It's like the Night's King doesn't even exist.
>>71319225
Ned doesnt want to tell Jon until after he takes the black. Once Jon takes the black, hes no longer a threat to Roberts throne, so Robert would be less likely to kill him just for being Targ.
>mfw white walkers have a secret weapon to fight the dragonsat lest in the books they will have
>>71319225
>WHY DIDN'T NED FUCKING TELL HIM WHEN HE TOOK THE BLACK?
Someone hears about it, tells Robert, Robert kills Jon because muh dragonspawn
>>71319295
>Major revelation
Which ones? hodor or jon targ? case those were the only 2 this season.
If you realy think the book will be anything like this shit show, you are retarded.
>all these retards not getting it
There were kingsguard posted at the tower. The kingsguard ONLY guard the royal family. Rhaegar and Lyanna wed. Thus, Jon is Jon Targaryen, and the RIGHTFUL heir to the Iron Throne. Not Kelly-C
>>71319359
it got used to it about halfway into the episode, but it was very jarring. i can't remember one single piano every being using in the show before, it's all strings and horns and percussion. even if a piano was playing it is WAY down in the mix
>>71319411
>Dat man jaw
IT'S OVER PRESTON IS FINISHED!
HE CAN PRETEND THE BOOKS WILL BE DRASTICALLY DIFFERENT ALL HE WANTS, HIS ENTIRE YOUTUBE CAREER IS KIA!
>>71318477
Bring Melisandre to Jon
>>71318421
What song is that from? It sounds so fucking familiar but I cant place it
![Game.of.Thrones.S06E10.HDTV.x264-FLEET.mkv_snapshot_00.33.35_[2016.06.27_00.01.45].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/c0LCJag.jpg "Game.of.Thrones.S06E10.HDTV.x264-FLEET.mkv snapshot 00.33.35 [2016.06.27 00.01.45]")
>tfw you will never visit duke's archives
was anybody else kinda disturbed/shocked at the way tommen just fucking offed himself?
>>71319343
Why fucking wait? As if there'd ever be a better time to fucking tell him?
after he's been miserable at the wall for a couple years? or some wildling cunt was killed him?
>>71319401
There's not way he thought Jon would stroll in kings landing and tell robert to get off his chair. ned's a fucking fool for not writing this shit down for Jon.
>>71318421
I didn't know how much I needed this.
>>71319339
>rickon
>frey
>leading male characters
>melisandre
>leaving the show
dumbass
>>71319334
>Hear a rousing speech from Lyanna Mormonth
>says how the only king is a Stark
>then says that its really jon not her
She must have been pissed, you could see her face shift markedly at those words. She did want to be queen.
>>71319366
Yes now, we also use to have a couple of naked women in a couple of episodes per season.
Now we get lucky if we see some sideboob
>>71318905
>don't worry khaleesi, the gold is being shipped in, straight from Old Ghis, we're set, really, the jewellers guild said they could ornament the figures with the finest gold smoke in just a forthnight. They also said they're going to need funds to train apprentices to do it as quickly as possible, given slave labor is not legal anymore, haha, I-I mean it's not like westeros os going anywhere, right?
>>71319326shame
ALL HAIL, FATED QUEEN OF ASHES, BEARER OF NONE, FINAL HEIR BY HELLFIRE, LONG MAY SHE LIVE
>>71318841
No stupid. Jon is a fucking white male, we can't have this. Dany is marrying Sansa and all will be right
>>71319474
he's a kid
and a faggot
unsurprising really
>>71319453
>not discussing salad-dressing all day every day
>>71319411
>this is considered a 15/10 in the uk
>>71319295
He probably doesn't care, he's too busy spending his HBO money in bullshit and going to late night talk shows.
>>71319468
fuck that time filler fatty
he's literally the reddit nu-male
>>71319474
That scene was so oddly paced/acted out that I just laughed at how silly it looked
>>71319334
Sansa got cucked hard by Jon, she thought she was going to be Da Kween of da Norf
>>71319449
You wish to have such a jaw eh? Yours is too feminine, fucking twink
>>71319474
no he was a weak faggot
>>71319475
i think he just didn't want to tell him
>>71319474
That was the best written scene in the whole episode. When people are depressed enough to kill themselves, they have already made up their minds. There is no long contemplation. No drama. No sadness even. They are without emotion, and they just want it to be over.
>>71319392
GC ;_;
>>71318369
You dumb faggot, Sam only now got to Oldtown. Wait until next season before you ask turd questions like that, bitch.
If Jaime kills Cersei I will tip my hat to him and declare him the best character to ever come out of this shitfest.
>>71318977
pls for dubs
Are they going to be joining up now? Or will Meli at least join Dany?
>>71319171
N + A = D double nigger
>>71319417The White Walkers use the Horn of Winter to control the dragons. Imagine Dany being roasted alive by her own dragons. That shit would be so fucking glorious
>>71319474
>he literally an hero'd
like a typical 16 year old faggot
>>71318712
you fucking faggots whine and whine about never getting conflict resolution and now that you finally get beat over the head with it what a surprise more whining faggots.
>>71319185
Well I mean Rhaegar sort of kidnapped her and held her for a while there, I think he put one and one together
>>71319485
Rickon was a stark and the freys controller riverun
New thread
>>71319516
>>71319516
>>71319516
>>71319529
this
>>71319277
Take my love take my land, take me where I cannot stand. I don't care, I'm still free, you can't take cords from me.
>>71318471
Lyanna 'JUST' Stark
>>71319474
Yeah it was pretty nonchalant
>I think I'll just jump out this window now
>>71319529
He was already having a mental crisis in the days and hours leading up to that. Seeing the sept explode was the last straw. People who are serious about suicide don't dick around, they just do it.
>>71318640
>>71318750
>>71318790
>A fucking fantasy video game has a better writing than this season of GoT
>>71319465
Roundabout by Yes
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rzOpXpMgEzU
>"Jon is the right man for the job. We all want a leader who is going to be decent and honourable. I think he's definitely entitled to be running Winterfell.. though Sansa might have a problem with that, I fear. Her relationship with Jon, I think is an indication of what's to come, and it's not going to be pretty." - Liam Cunningham
>>71319421
There's a fucking targ at the wall robert never bothered to kill. because he took the black. He's not going to give a shit about a bastard born nobody with no proof of birthright.
>>71319414
He wasn't a threat for roberts throne as if, did ned really think he'd try and fucking claim his birthright? WHO WOULD?!
>>71319538
probably true, fuck ned he deserved to die, shit step father.
>>71319270
Nigga there was at least a finger in there.
So according to the actors Sansa is pissed at Jon during that last scene?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzOpXpMgEzU
Why?
Jon offered her the Lord's room- to be the Lady of Winterfell, the leader, and she refused it and said "I'm not a Stark," then she said "you are to me." She gave him the leadership role when he ceded it and now Sophie says she's pissed and they all say there's going to be tension?
It seems nonsensical to me.
>>71319552
Why did it take him so long to get there?
Brienne, LF and Varys can warp thousands of miles in half an episode
>>71319474
>faggot does something only a faggot would do
Not really
>>71319558
They don't even share the same views.
>>71318793
Thoros has been doing this little party trick of his literally since before the war, everyone is just really tired of it.
>>71319568
fire doesn't hurt her though
>>71319529
That's why it was so beautiful.
It just happened.
>>71319474
BOY THAT REALLY WAS A KING'S LANDING
>>71319643
No one remembers Aemon is a Targ. He's so old people have forgotten his origins.
>>71319475
best way to keep a secret is to tell nobody. Once Jon has taken the black, he's relatively safe because he no longer has a claim to the throne, and can't be used as some else's puppet. Same deal with Maester Aemon
If Robert were to find out about Jon before then, there is a very credible threat to Jon's life. The dude was more than willing to kill Dany, and Jon quite possibly has a stronger claim than either Viserys or Dany
>>71319641
STARK VS STARK CONFIRMED
>>71318472
they addressed a few seasons ago
the lannisters are basically the power that backs up the throne.
The next in line for the throne that's still alive is Dany. So unless they want to hand over the entire country to a woman who's been exiled for most of her life...
And at least cersi was the queen mother.
Which team will win?
a. Team Dragon
b. Team "Stark"
c. Team Lich king
d. Team Euron
e. Team little finger
That episode was pure kino.
>>71319277
>not including Aisling
>>71319507
>Kings landing seiged by dumb blonde dragon girl
>Cersei gonna blow up all of kings landing with wildfire
>Jamie has to kill her to stop it, or is just so defeated at that point he lets it happen
This shit writes itself at this point
JON "SNOW" STARK OF THE HOUSES STARK AND TARGARYEN, SON OF THE DRAGON AND THE WOLF, THE SONG OF ICE AND FIRE, THE WHITE WOLF, THE WINTER DRAGON, THE UNDYING, REDEEMER OF THE RED WEDDING, 998TH LORD COMMANDER OF THE NIGHT'S WATCH, PROTECTOR OF THE WALL, THE KING IN THE NORTH, PRINCE OF WINTER, LORD OF WINTERFELL, WARDEN OF THE NORTH, KING BEYOND AND WITHIN THE WALL, AZOR AHAI, THE PRINCE THAT WAS PROMISED, THE LEGITIMIZED BASTARD OF WINTERFELL, RIGHTFUL LORD OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS, RIGHTFUL KING OF THE ANDALS AND THE RHOYNAR AND THE FIRST MEN, THE TRUE PROTECTOR OF THE REALM, SAVIOR OF THE FREEFOLK AND ALL OF WESTEROS
>>71319709
There is no world where Dany doesn't win.
shitty oc
>>71319650
Women.
Is it me or is DnD pandering to the female demographic by killing off all the male leaders and replacing them with stronk womyn?
>Areo Hotah, great warrior, stabbed in the back
>Doran, turned into a cuck instead of a plotting king welcoming the Targs
>Euron, from a mysterious and charismatic Greyjoy with a laundry list of accomplishments, into "lol, make me king"
>Yara, originally being outplayed by Euron in the books, into taking his entire fleet and hitting on/joining Daenerys
>Tyrells having several strong male heirs worthy of Highgarden, into just Loras(who is now Ash, along with his sister)
>Rickon going out without a whisper
>>71319709
f. Team Cersei
What exactly was Margery's plan?
>>71318477
his blood shadow is still wandering around btw
>>71319650
Because she really did want to be the Queen in the North, her hopes were built up with Lyannas speech until she said Jon is her stark king.
Shes being a woman, indirect, manipulative and emotionally unstable.
>>71319774
Yeah fuck that stupid strong female Jon Snow!
>>71319784
She wanted to get the fuck out of there by playing along.
Casterly Rock when?
>>71318477
For Ramsay
>>71319225
He wanted jon to take the black so that when he did tell him he couldnt go and make claims to the throne. robert would just want to kill him as he did all the other targ members
>yfw this scene didnt end the episode and it was a dany ending
Thought with that haunting music it would have been a perfect end to the season
>>71319784
Confess, play along with the church, and dispose of them later when she was in a better position.
>>71319680
>It like pottery
>>71318603
>how?
Faceless man.Dany will never make it to Westeros.
The faceless man owed her 3 names. he took one, and then after her training as a favor to her he shows her how to retain her name yet still take lives (names) of her list, which is very thin now by the way, in return for her services to not only saving him (which he set up intentionally) but also to the many faced god (where she offered Waifs face)
>>71319857
KEK
>>71319474
i actually fucking guffawed. didn't expect that shit one bit
>oh hey back to tommen
>CYA NERDS
>>71319869
Dany has been the worst, most boring major chracter in this show
>>71319339
>Cersei
>strong independent womyn
>>71319869
You seem to be forgetting who the main character of the show is.
>>71319815
>implying Sansa isn't going to take power from him
>>71319906
and a great deal of those names she took inadvertently through her training
my distant relative saw the new filming being shot over seas
>>71319386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFK0yG8xG5I
>>71319474
IT WAS THE MOST DECISIVE THING HE DID DURING HIS REIGN
>>71318421
>HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD!
>>71319869
Why is her hair still fucking short? It was cut as a punishment and that was months ago at least, I don't get it
So we will end with Dany marry Jon on the winning side right?
>Kings Landing
>>71318842
>stealing jokes from reddit
>getting positive feedback
lol we are the worse website now
>>71320025
Because it makes my dick hard.
can littlefinger just fuck off
>>71319761
tpb>got?
>>71320094
When will he die?
Are cersei, euron and jaime the only good guys left after this shitshow?
>>71319474
tanks for that pepe ma8
>>71320094
one of my favorites and I hate that he is doomed. cant out run the treachery forever.
LADS
How is Dany going to get BTFO? I'm still holding out for a cheeky bit of Bran Dragon mind control where he forces them to feast on her flesh.
Anyone got Zombie Gregor's face ?
I couldn't see it because it was too fucking dark. Why are all the scenes so fucking dark god damnit.
>>71318878
In the books thoros of myr used to do that shit at tourneys as a spectacle to impress the crowd. Doesn't make him azor ahai
>>71319453
>PRESTON
who?
>>71320172
when in doubt, wildfire
>>71320172
She's not, normies are gonna win in the end
>>71319326
What actually happened to her?
>>71320172She won't, she's the mary sue of this story. All of her enemies will be defeated, she'll marry Jon, and the night king will be vanquished. The end.
arya kills cersei,
faceless man kills arya for stealing faces
black shadow (stannis babby) comes back and kills melissandre
should I go on?
>>71319334
she knows little finger is going to do something about jon being the king
and shes going to have to do something about it
>>71319070
>Septum Unella tortures Cersei with water
>Cersei tortures Unella with wine
>POETRY
>>71318472
Everybody knows not to fuck with a crazy bitch, especially one with the westeros' version of a nuke.
>>71320305
Tortured by The Mountain. We don't exactly know how but the last thing we see is him ripping off her garments so it's implied she was raped.
>>71319417
Ice Dragons fucking when?
>>71320382
Except the dudes a corpse? Would his junk even work?
>>71318471
It was her 9/10 personality that won their affection
so what is the bucket list of things we must see before this is done? And what are some loose ends that need tying? Unkown fates or purposes for certain characters?
>Clegane-Bowl
>Tyrion riding a dragon
>where the fuck is Gendry
>what is Sams part in all this
>will Jorah survive
>>71319070
kek
Do people not understand that not every scene on the show is happening simultaneously
>>71320430
He's a corpse, none of his body is supposed to work. But it does. Who says his cock doesn't work, too?
Besides, there are other ways to painfully rape and violate a woman besides using your cock. Especially for a literal monster.
>>71320397
>>71320397
>>71320397
LADS
Notice how Jamie eyes Arya when shes in her face-over form!
She will kill cersei.
then she will escape using her face which already has obviously charmed Jamie.
Or Jamie puts a sword through cerseis back, but I don't see him being able to sneak past the mountain like arya could.
HOW IS BENJEN STARK A WHITE WALKER BUT STILL NOT A WHITE WALKER
>>71320467
>no cleganebowl
>no jorah resolvement
my major qualms with this season
>>71319578
>implying she was kidnapped
>>71320550
nigger did you watch the episode 8 or something, the children stuck some dragon glass in him or some shit.
wait so how did Cersei react when it was revealed Tommen died
>>71320263
>Wildfire can't be put out until it finishes burning its prey
>Dany isn't hurt by fire
Writes itself
>>71319750
Pretty much this
>>71320645
Bitch probably saw it coming since all the other shit in the prophesy came true
>>71320645
she told meister toburn him
did you watch the ep?
>>71320696
no I actually didn't
>>71320758
well she knew it was coming and what was involved and reacted very solemn and empty. not like she did with Jeoffry.
i want Night's King to win the whole thing. Too bad Dany is going to save the day and rule as fucking queen.
>>71319985
You're my hero
>>71319145
Because they're looking to wrap it up in 1-2 more seasons.
Otherwise their cast will start to die of old age instead of as plot devices.
>>71319329
Did we see that face poke out of her cunt? No. Unconfirmed.
the old witch in the woods told Cersei in a prophecy that all of her children would die. She was at the point and so jaded over all this shit and tommen betraying her.. she didnt care anymore
a good quote to the pacifier:
"When they died , that was my greatest feeling ever" or something like that. it's like really? Having your children and raising them wasnt a better feeling? She had obviously majorly checked out by then and shes at this point pretty much batshit insane and it will either be Jamie or Arya who puts her down.
WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE!!
Somebody posted on another board (IGN) that the Night King is Jon's true father. ...and his explanation actually made sense..
WTF!!!! Holy fucking fuck
>>71318708
>Expecting D&D to do anything beyond generic bullshit at this point
Its all shitty fan-fiction now
>>71320971
links brah
>>71320971
it was rhaegar targaryen who was his father not the night king, that is why he was able to be brought back and is likely azor ahai
>>71321017
They said the guy tied to the tree was actually the guy that was in love with Ned's sister.
>>71321096
that was thousands of fucking years ago at the dawn of the first men. Even leaf tells bran directly about it and how long ago it was.
that theory is totally off the wall and bunk.
>>71319869
She looks like a cuter version of Tommen. Long Live King Sergei!
>>71321175
>>71321175
>>71321096
also Rhaegar was slain by Robert at the battle of the trident. not 10,000 years ago by the children of the north tied to a tree.
>>71321175
So they actually say how long ago it was?
Because nobody now even believes white walkers exist.
Maybe they are a relatively recent thing.
>>71321250
They do.
Even in the episode they mention it. It's the episode where the white walkers touch bran and infiltrate the three-eye'd ravens cave. and its extensively talked about in the book (timeframe, etc)
>>71319641
>Rob's last command before his assassination was to make Jon a Stark and to make him the heir to the throne
>Sansa thinking she has any say in this
>>71321335
>>71321250
and by they do i mean they do mention how long ago it was and it was at the dawn of the first men, and the children of the north created the white walkers to protect them from them but ended up getting fucked in the ass by them too and now they are back
>>71320550
Blame the show writers.
Ok ok lets clear this shit up right now
This is being asked alot : Why is benjen not a "full" white walker
answer:
Children of the Forest stepped in and stabbed him with their handy dragonglass blade to stop him from turning completely.
its in the book and the episode if you faggots werent so high and actually watched/read it.
>>71321393
>>71321335
Wait.. I got his explanation mixed up.
He is saying Rhaegar is the Night King.
>>71321644
Raeghar died recently. the first night king was created long ago when the first men came upon westeros and started cutting down weirwood.
the children of the forest created him from a captured man (unknown), and created the white walkers. then it went out of hand and they lost what little control they had over them.
>>71321735
But that doesn't specifically rule out the CURRENT night king being Rheagar.
>>71321644
Didn't Rhaegar got killed by Robert?
>>71321735
What? I thought the Night's King was some dude that fucked a WW? Havent read the books in a while. I do know that there is no way it's Rheagar...that would be stupid as fuck
>>71321889
How in the fuck did Rheagar's body go from a river near the south to the land of always winter?
>>71321889
it actually does, he looks exactly the same as he does from bran's older visions as he does now, which stands to reason its the same ole original dude from like a 1000 years ago
>>71321945
yes, in the battle of trident.
spoilerthe night king and all the night walkers were created using dragon glass. dragon glass is the frozen flame blade from the old ancient. this suggests that danny will be able to control them , effectively defeat them and win game of thrones.
Origin of white walkers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbZr3Bno1Ys
