Lyanna Stark edition
rip ozgebros
>>71314204
Azor Jon
"A great number of women I presume"
AEGON A CUTE
NTH FOR THE WHITE WOLF
First for Queen Cersei, First of her name etc.
DAKINGINDANORF
Guys I didnt get the baby Jon scene
was Robert Baratheon Jon's dad?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10598141/r
>showfags
SHAME
>rip septa "nut in her" unella
>>71315668
>naming a bastard as the king of the north
northerners are retards desu
So how the fuck is this gonna get explained to Jon?
brans gonne be lik hey jon im a fucking magical being who can see into the past bro, saw your birth, your actually Jon Targaryen son of Rhaegar and Lyanna
???
what does bran knowing jons heritage do to the plot?
So.... its safe to say... that /uglyanna/ indeed won
top fucking kek
So D&D confirm that Sansa is still a bit jealous of Jon for not asking her anything, doesn't fully trust Jon and that there's still tension between them.
Sophie also confirms Sansa doesn't think Jon acknowledges all she's done for him, doesn't give her credit, and that he's naive and she's agitated at him.
Kit also says Jon still hasn't fully learned his lesson in regards to Sansa and that he's oblivious to the shit she does.
What the fuck?
You know how I can tell how so few of you read the books? There isn't an ongoing shitstorm about the Oldtown scene.
MARWYN WAS FUCKING MENTIONED
1000 SHIPS SOON
OLDTOWN IN FLAMES GET HYPE
>>71315750
Rhaegar
>>71313738
here you go, best I can do fast
FUCKING FILLER CHARACTERS REEEEEEEEEE
Annnnnd thread no. 56 hidden. Thanks, champs!
I miss ramsay
for such an sjw cuck show, there are literally zero blacks other than the literal slave army and the cock wanting pirate
>R+L=J
Someone find Preston quick. There's a chance he's going to pull a Tommen and we'll never get another indepth look at autism.
why exactly was this necessary? there are hardly any faith militant guys, they were able to move wildfire under the sept and all that so secretively
like, why couldn't she send 20 of the best lannister men and gregor to just kill them while tommen was in bed? they have no leverage to use against her, if they have kevan, mace or even marg, she doesn't care
she literally had to bunker buster an ancient sept and pulverize 1/4 of the city to kill <20 guys in robes with crude clubs
>>71315750
Please be baiting.
Ithe father is the Mad King, Rhaegar Targaryen
>no brotherhood without banners scenes
>plotya killing the freys
JUST
>>71315745
Ruler of the andals, Shitter of Gold, Brotherfucker and mother to no one
ARYA AKA A HUMAN WEAPON
THE SISTER JON NEEDS RIGHT NOW
So, are we all in agreement that Cersei ruined everything? Has there been anything that she's done, that hasn't greatly fucked up the kingdom or has been beneficial in anyway?
>>71315278
>>71315421
>inb4 dragons can't kill Targs
Among us a legend the one they call....
This show is absolute trash; absolute pedalled garbage. It panders to the lowest common denominator and dregs of society, sacrificing substance for base appeal, not risking anything but rather applying cliche tropes overriding the show’s uniqueness. Which is honestly an articulate way of saying it is generic bland crap wasting its potential as the seasons drudge on.
These two hack Jew producers haven’t the slightest clue in the direction they’re taking things after deviating heavily from George R.R. Martin’s literature. Each scene is painful to watch as the actors are forced to ramble on in 21st century vernacular.
Someone [GRRM] who's fundamentally anti-religious, anti-feudalistic wouldn't have his magnum opus be some pedalled story of religion, Azor Ahai and prophecy full of tropes and simply a chosen one defeating the Others and bringing harmonious balance; it's going to be so much more than that and even throw all that out the window when the Others and Children make their return and ultimately the epilogue for ASOIAF should break the Kingdoms and core of feudalism entirely, as it breaks the mould of genre fiction. The show has no indication of remaining faithful to the source material but continues to be absolute pandered bullshit catering to faggots.
>more dick jokes
>(farts)
>let’s play a drinking game!
>ebin stronk female caricatures
>Cut all the history and intricate politics (e.g. Riverland sieges and negotiations from AFfC, notion of the history of Blackfyres and their impact on the world – Bittersteel (Golden Company), Brynden Rivers role, Daemon)
>Cut or completely butcher all real player’s plots (e.g. Wyman Manderly, Doran)
>Neglect the true puppet masters who manipulate everything from behind the scenes throughout history (e.g. Bloodraven/Children, Quaithe)
And you fags enjoy this mind numbing horseshit. This show turned into a fucking sitcom years ago and you should all kill yourselves for watching it.
>>71315797
If only there was another man there that might know something about this who the fat man told us will be making another appearance.
If only.
so what do you think was from the books and what was fanfiction ?
>>71315750
Are you retarded? R+L=J Look it up and educate yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS-gbqbVd8c
Absolute godlike composition this episode, gave me shivers
>>71315668
A war started because of this fugly bitch?
Why can't they cast a beautiful woman for once in this shit show?
I want Maisie's pie!
Lets be honest here, every scene in kings landing this episode was golden
>marwyn was mentioned
I think this rumor about Varys actor being racist is true. Seems like they just photoshopped his face into the last scene
>They gave the Fire and Blood Speech to the Sand Snakes and co
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>71315810
I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY KING
>>71315851
>i am an autist who took the b8
Great job
>>71315668
>this is a 10/10 in the North
>>71315745
She's going to make westeros great again
>>71315810
lel
>arya arrives in westeros offscreen
>goes to twins offscreen (as a little fucking girl, not being raped or killed on the way there)
>offscreen kills EVERY FREY
>cooks them
That episode was the only episode that captured the atmosphere the fat man is able to set in the books for a whole episode.
It wasGame of Thrones Kino.
remember in the first couple of seasons when Gendry was set up to be kind of important?
>child actress lyanna is hotter than adult actress
casting director needs to be fired tbqh
>>71315668
Well, they DID make her look like Arya.
>>71315851
aerys is the mad king you numbnut
rhaegar is the pretty one
![Jootix--c662e7ed19[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eZLbQCz.jpg "Jootix--c662e7ed19[1].jpg")
Hail the King In The North! The White Wolf!
>>71315668
UGLY
AS
FUCK
>no nights king
>no euron
oh well
They should have just kept the /GoT/ sticky thread up, it would end this shit with generals spamming the board (although the board is trash anyway, even reddit is better)
So where things stand:
>Dany enroute to westeros
>Cersei destroyed the kingdom
>The north and vale are independent
>bran is nearing the wall so the Nights King can pass through it with his army.
Thoughts on season 7?
I find it funny that all the feminist think Danys plot is going to amount to anything, but blood wise, Jon will shit on her dreams, plot wise, The Nights King, Cersei (wildfire) and Euron (Dragonbinder) are going to wreck her shit (With Euron eventually marrying her like hinted in the new TWOW chapter) and region wise, the north is going to freeze and kill most of her army.
>>71315810
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kl4hJ4j48s
>>71315810
>I have to go now, my planet needs me
>>71315797
I see no problem here, Bran is literally the exposition guy so far.
>>71315810
kek
honestly lena hedley is a very good actress but she ruins the show for me
i mean cersei is meant to be at the very least a 9/10
don't even get me started about dany
You know there's a bookfag somewhere pounding his desk and whimpering "When are they gonna get to the Darkstarrrr"
>>71315929
they also hired a geriatric to play catelyn stark who was supposed to be hot
>>71315849
>spend all season hyping up how the high sparrow has huge influence with the commoners
>he gets blown up
>no one gives a shit
???
>>71315849
she can't be blamed for causing a wildfire explosion with wildfire that no one knew about. if she sent the soldiers in, she could be blamed.
When are the seven going to reveal they've been pulling the strings all along
>>71315668
>yfw they gave the fire and blood speech to the sand snakes
>>71315668
Well at least they confirmed that Arya does actually look like Lyanna
>>71315810
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
>>71315806
>71315806
who?
>>71315811
They served their purpose as obstacles that Cersei had to overcome.
>>71315797
Well Targs like to bone other Targs so Jon X Kelly C confirmed? Ice and Fire goin down to pound town
>>71315802
Either Jon will have to rape her to death or Arya will have to kill her. She's traitorous. It's in her Tully genes. Absolutely not a Stark.
>>71315798
oh fuck of you degenerate
welcome new lyanna!
just how many season 6 memers do we have to say farewell for?
>highgarden and smirkfu bros
>ozgebros
>R+L=D faggots
>>71315913
>>71315802
>all she's done for him
Jon took Winterfell for HER
Jesus Christ, Salsa is dumb
WHEN WILL DANY AND SANSA GET BLACKED
BEEN WAITING FOR 6 YEARS REEEE
Melly is going to find Stannis body and make him sir stoneheart
screencap this
>>71315929
MODS
Whose side is Stannis going to fight next season?
>>71315874
>>71315668
>Rhaegar fought a war for THIS
Jesus Christ, really D&D?
>>71316002
medium kek
>>71315905
You could cut ties with all the wildfire your zealots are burning in.
>>71315859
TELEPORTERS
TELEPORTERS EVERYWHERE
>not queen in the north
fucking injustice
>>71315874
Imagine watching a show that triggers you this much every week
>>71316006
>>71315874
I can't wait for the dothraki to overhwhelm filthy southrons IRL
>>71315806
Actually I was more upset that arya
1) teleports into the twins
2)has a mask despite leaving the FM
3)just hapens to have pies
4)nobody else around not one body
This is lazy fucking writing
lazy lazy lazy
DUDE TELEPORT LMAO
>>71315981
To be fair Darkstar is the only thing that can save Dorne at this point
>>71315950
Sam going to Oldtown pretty much confirmed that Euron is going to play a major role next season.
Except instead of krakens he uses 1000 ships to take Oldtown.
>>71315945
>White wolf
>mfw once the White Walkers attack, in a moment of desesperation, Qyburn hooks Jon a shitload of substances and he becomes a witcher
The finale ruined the show.
There's literally no conflict left for next season.
Danny and her fifty billion man army are going to stomp Jaime and Lannister army (Tyrion maybe sticks his neck out for his brother and keeps him alive).
Brotherhood Without Banners takes King's Landing while the army is away, and the Hound saves Arya and kills the Mountain and Cersei in the process.
Jon marries Danny because duh.
The obvious weakness of the zombies, fucking dragons, saves the day and the kingdom is unified.
Littlefinger does fuckall because the writers have given up and there's no other way he can seriously lay claim to the throne.
>>71315849
Please don't ever write a book or screenplay. Unless its purpose is to induce sleep.
>>71315849
maybe this way she can blame bin laden and crack down on civil liberties in the seven kingdoms
Reminder that Euron Greyjoy would absolutely destroy Dany in a naval battle
>>71315830
Because it's a show based on medieval Europe, there's like one place in the known world where black people exist.
>>71315903
>Varys actor being racist
damn I knew there was a reason Varys was 2based
>>71315668
Reminder that Sansa will marry her cousin Jon.
>>71315880
None of it was from the books.
Fucking Dany hasn't even met Tyrion yet and Arya is still a useless shit. I don't know how GRRM is going to get to an end state unless he does what D&D did which was plop characters together without any buildup.
Dubs chooses the name that Lyanna gave him
>>71315802
>>71316044
what does d&d mean?
>>71315999
hold me bros
>>71316044
She was probably charming as fuck you fat pink mast
This episode didn't feel or play like others in the series. The pacing and cinematography were different.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS-gbqbVd8c
>>71316074
Sansa doesn't trust Jon and is jealous that he become King, so that'll be a conflict
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzOpXpMgEzU
>Hound was brought back for no reason
>>71316056
what do you think her lips taste like
>>71316074
>being this cucked by D&D
>>71315945
>The White Wolf literally represents the Targaryen in him because they're usually of silver hair
>>71316072
>white wolf
>ghost not there
>>71315806
you ma nigga for real
>>71316061
>arya kills all the freys
>takes the time to move their corpses to the kitchen, grind them up, and cook them into a pie
>in all that time walder frey didnt wonder "gee where the fuck is everyone"
>>71315601
Your right your retarded.
What was the first thing Stannis did. Go to the Stormlands to get his men back from Renly.
>>71315849
>they were able to move wildfire under the sept and all that so secretively
No duded.
It was always there. Since the mad king. i know its a shitshow but you could pay attention
>>71315874
>>>/pol/
And stay there boyim.
>>71316085
reminder that middle age naval battles were fucking jokes.
>>71316124
Mohammed
>>71316124
Christopher Poole
>>71315965
this
>>71316124
Jon
>>71316124
john
holy fuck showfags are cancer.
>>71316001
This made me madder than anything else this season. The shoehorned feminism has been really annoying so far, but they literally murdered a male character and gave all his great lines to a female for no fucking reason.
>>71316068
Won't deny that. Lame as darkstar is (he is of the night, you see) he's 1000x better than showsnakes
>>71316114
nigger he is going to do on the show what his fat ass is too lazy to get done in the books
he's currently busy eating himself to death and writing more greyjoy chapters to jerk off to
So Miguel Sapochnik has directed
>Hardhome
>Battle of the Bastards
>Tonight's episode
Can we please have him for every episode? BASED
>>71316074
>>There's literally no conflict left for next season.
>oldtown introduced
>marwyn mentioned
>euron can't pledge himself to daenarys anymore
I hope you're ready
What was Bran thinking when he saw this?
>>71316124
Robert Paulson
>>71316168
You're a joke mate
Just waiting for the Burlington Bar video
>>71316124
look at the top of his head kek
>>71316137
It had Hardhome's director. So did the previous episode.
>>71316124
Rhaegar
>>71316085
>I AM DA STORM BROTHA XD
>gets all his ships fried by dragons
>>71315822
>I miss ramsay
I made this for you
>>71316163
fuck you we don't want him
"It's a wonderful day for pie" - Walder Frey
what did he mean by this?
>>71315874
I literally only watch it because I'd rather the books were spoiled for me by this shitshow than by me seeing some post on Twitter or a headline in a newspaper.
>>71315979
I think you're a homo bruv.
>>71316137
The same director directed
- The Winds of Winter (2016)
- Battle of the Bastards (2016)
- Hardhome (2015)
- The Gift (2015)
>>71316044
According to the books she's actually not that hot, just uniquely attractive. She's uglier than Cersei, for instance.
Rhaegar wanted her pussy to produce the Prince who Was Promised and fulfill the song of ice and fire, that was all.
>we will never see best Lyanna
Why live
>>71316159
You're right, you're retarded***
retard
There is an 18 minute making-of for episodes 9 & 10 up on HBO Now. Really good watching.
>>71316168
OH YOU THINK THEY'RE FUCKING FUNNY FAGGOT?
OC >>71315701
>>71315745
so doesn't this make hte prophecy wrong - i thought young hotter queen was supposed to win
Lyanna looks suspiciously similar to Kinvara.......
turns out women rule when all the men die in wars guys
almost as if there is a underlying theme
>>71316124
benedict cumberbatch
But Euron has that Dragontrapperkeeper horn thingy.
Then Stormborne is SOL
>>71315668
Disgusting dago. Turkfu is the one true Lyanna
>>71316124
Robb
>>71316018
>waif posters
>smirkfu posters
>>71316209
"I wish I was fucking Meera right now instead of being reduced to a plot device that provides exposition".
>>71316222
>>71316124
Aegon. You can hear her whisper it if you have a good set of studio headphones and turn the volume up really loud.
>>71315903
Magical teleporting Varys
>>71316206
tldr pls
Are youy trying to say that Euron will become a Kraken?
Why didn't they devote an entire episode to The House of Joy, featuring Rhaegar, Lyanna and Ned and the war?
>>71316206
>marwyn mentioned
Just an archmaester, not marwyn and without magic, glass candles or Maester's master plan intrigue hes redundant.
>>71316124
JUSTin.
>>71316052
Aaand
if you do not see margaery again
It's dornish master plaaaan
>>71315797
>Lyanna
so does this mean ned got cucked. i'm a little slow
>>71316061
>nobody is around
exactly, nobody is around. because she is noone.
-Written by D&D for television series
>>71316124
Daenerys
Let me guess
Sansa never tells Jon that Liddle Fingered wants the iron throne with her at his side.
Next season he gets shanked by Liddle Fingered.
All hail Queen of da norf!
>>71316245
haha epic deal with it meme haha #GIRLPOWER
>>71316235
Cersei's not the best measure though.
Cersei's supposed to be some 10/10 or whatever.
Lyanna's not even like an 8 or 7. Plain Jane as all fuck
Season 7 predictions:
Cersei goes full crazy and refuses to surrender despite being outnumbered 10 to 1, so Jaime kills her to save King's Landing.
Melissandre goes to the BWB, where Arya because she's after Thoros and Beric as well. I don't know if she manages to kill any of them.
Dany loses control over the Dothraki somehow.
>>71316209
They sure cleand dat baby good real fast.
>>71316124
KINGINDANORF
>nobody gives a shit about this storyline
>let's just kill everyone off
>the heirs of Highgarden are all fucking dead
Well, fuck, the Tyrells are pretty much fucked, aren't they?
>>71316299
kek
>>71316222
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Who's the Missi of Westeros?
>>71315802
It's not a happy ending, but it's the ending that makes the most sense. In fact, Sansa's resentment is most true to the theme of Game of Thrones.
>>71316222
Whew
>>71316249
Spoiler alert: It's Dany, you blind idiot. Smirkfu was the red herring.
>>71316297
prequels nigger
after they complete the show
Wtf why did Artya Sterk kill Walter Fray?
GOODMORNING LADS!
a-am I still lyanna ;__;
>>71316199
which male character?
>>71316124
Samwell
>>71316209
the brother he grew up with his whole life admiring turned out to not be his brother?
>>71316279
Meera is probably sucking him off while he visions
>>71316223
toot toot ;)
>>71316249
>i thought young hotter queen was supposed to win
Dany
>>71316293
H-has she started her period yet?
>"You’ve declared for other houses before, Lord Baelish, that’s never stopped you from serving yourself.”
>“The past is gone for good. You can sit here mourning its departure, or you can prepare for the future. You, my love, are the future of House Stark.
MFW
>>71315797
Bran tells him and then Howland Reed confirms it. They just need to cast him, it's not hard you fucking retard.
>>71316346
>It's Dany,
oh thank god
>>71316295
In the books he will summon krakens to destroy Oldtown, in the show he just uses a bunch of ships. Either way, he's going to do just as much damage as Daenarys.
Threeway Euron-Daenarys-Others raping Westeros
>>71315754
Is he going toRape her?
Because I really would like to see that
So that whole marriage foreshadowing scene with Daario and Dany.
Was about Jon, they are not even trying to hide it
>>71316199
They could've totally kept the snakes around and angry and have them on the verge of assassinating Doran and THEN Varys comes out and he's all "Fire and Blood" at them and they all team up but no
>>71315810
BASED MACE 182
TOMMEN FLEW
CERSEI KNEW
>you will never see dormer's tits again
>>71316309
Damnit Checkmate anon. I accept defeat
>mrw
>>71315810
>>71316371
pedo-shitter get the fuck out
>>71316330
>>the heirs of Highgarden are all fucking dead
only that one line, I assume there's some distant Tyrells that can still be the heirs of Highgarden.
>>71315874
>Azor Ahai and prophecy full of tropes and simply a chosen one defeating the Others and bringing harmonious balance
Notice that the woman peddling that narrative was banished forever.
Do you think it was hard for her to stand there in a room full of 50+ grown bearded men that would love to lick her cunny and give a speech like that?
>arya teleporting and also having a face to wear??
>margery FREAKING out because cersei wasn't there, even though the previous episode she didn't answer the sparrows call, but this team she FREAKS OUT like they are right above a bomb.. makes no fucking sense
>go get cersei - oh okay.. wait a small child!! come back here!! where are you going!??? I will crawl on my hands and knees to find you, oh look at that let me slowly crawl to build tension so i can maybe stop the fire! ahah nah you know that shit will blow up anyway
>varys teleporting across the map
>kingadanorf
WOW that was incredible, my body is still shaking from how amazing that episode was.
>that whispered name
I just figured it out, m8s. Jon is Aegon. His real name is Aegon Targaryen
they just went full SJW
>Jon said the real enemy brings the storm
>Euron is the first storm and the last
>Euron is the Night King
>>71316354
Doran Martell. They gave his speech to the Sand Snakes and Varys
>>71316074
You stupid shitlord. Dany will have a naval battle against the iron baby army. She will have major loses and go back to square 1 thanks to Euron.
>>71316057
Saying a show for plebs suck isn't being triggered, tumblr
>>71316124
steve brule
>>71316386
CIA becoming the king is the only way this show ends with me being stratusfied
>>71316211
>hey guys how do we fite sea battle?
>idk lets just tie our ships together and have a big land melee
>sounds good!
unless you're the Greeks, then you just chased people around with shitty flamethrowers.
>>71316339
Jon told her she could have the Lord's room cause he's not a Stark, told her that if it wasn't for her they'd be fucked, that the Vale came for her, and we know he only fought this entire war to protect her and save Rickon and Winterfell for her.
So what the fuck?
Damn those Tully genes, Cat is a horrible influence
WALDER FINALLY GOT HIS
>>71316237
iktfb
>>71316351
no :(
Why the fuck did Sansa give Littlefinger that look like she wanted to be Queen instead of Jon
>>71316324
>so Jaime kills her to save King's Landing
>King slayer killing another "queen"
Fucking pottery.
It's definitely happening.
>Where Ghost?
>>71316423
Respect others' sexuality anon
>>71315668
So what part of the leaks were true?
>>71315810
kek'd
Why doesn't Olenna just march into King's Landing and kill Cersei with the overwhelming Tyrell army that has barely fought at all?
>>71315797
Jon can ride an ice dragon duh.
i was watching this episode at a burlington bar and i couldnt hear what that rihanna woman whispered to ned stark, so whos jons father????
>>71316124
Geralt
>>71315668
That was a pretty good episode.
Some cool shit actually happened.
WHERE WAS BRIENNE?!!!
>>71316436
she's fucking disgusting and only has 62 mediocre soldiers. she should shut the fuck up.
more D+D muh stronk womyn sjw fanservice.
swear to god jews are pathological
>>71315874
I POSTED IT AGAIN GUYS
>>71316240
>le grammar check man at 4AM on /tv/
He was right though, he was a retard.
>>71316452
It's alright, Jaime will bash Cersei's head in and they will be all up in arms on how Got promoves violence against women or shit
>>71316483
>brit genes they said
>>71316527
the writers are so fucking anti-strong female
>>71315802
>Tully bitch
Better a Tully/Stark than a bastard crazy Targ. Jonfags remain the worst.
>>71316324
>Dany loses control over the Dothraki somehow.
Only happening if she loses her dragon and the only one who could possibly do that is Aegon, so not happening.
>>71316501
literally all of it
>>71316489
Maybe it was a "try me, bitch" look. Like she organized the whole KINGINDANORF thing. I could easily see her trying to out-Littlefinger Littlefinger.
Why did he go through all that trouble when Pycelle would have died in the explosion?
>Arya doesn't say "The Starks send their regards"
YOU HAD ONE SHOT AND YOU RUINED IT
>>71316452
Can't make this shit up
So the North has what, couple thousand men total?
How are they not going to get btfo
>>71316467
With Sansa Queen.
Would be good.
>>71316436
she probably was really wet desu
>>71316125
dungeons and dragons
>>71316124
Brendan Fraser
>>71316199
No, in this case a literal eunuch has to come in and give them a plan because they didn't have one. They were literally sitting there with their thumbs up their bums waiting to have any relevance before varys showed up and said "hey want to back out queen?"
Response: "oh good I thought we did this for no reason yay"
My biggest problem with the show at this point is travel times. The world used to feel big. Now varys can go from slavers bay to dorne and back again in 2 episodes, the on and asha take 2 eps from the Iron islands to SB, whereas Sam and Gilly take a season and a half to get to old town? And everybody instantly knows of the Allahu akBaelor immediately after it happens? Fuuuck that. Ravens don't fly so quickly and they can be easily controlled - just control the rookeries and you control the news.
>>71316501
The shit Truede said and the ones he confirmed
>>71316307
>>71316052
>>71315905
>>71315810
