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SEASON FINALE JUST ENDED. thoughts? how can he be 2 place at once?
deny
Fuck off there's a sticky up.
>>71312034
Post spoilers
>women of cucks
Shit episode.
lol at Varys. CIA must be jelly of his clearly superior teleporter
>Jon getting a letter from LF was a ruse
>>71312034
Maybe he learned it from the guy that cut his balls off?
>no lady stoneheart
>no nymeria
>benjen already gone
Shit finale
>teleporting Arya
>teleporting Varys
tfw Varys can teleport but still no Gendry
>>71312070
And you can fuck to there
What happen
god damn that Piano music is haunting and perfect.
dany looks pretty hot on that ship desu
WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH THIS SHOW AND PEOPLE TELEPORTING AROUND?! VARYS WAS LITERALLY IN WESTEROS A FEW MINUTES AGO
THREE EYEROLLS AND A SPIN FOR TELEPORTING VARYS
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>THREE EYEROLLS AND A SPIN FOR TELEPORTING VARYS
Loli bear was like straight out of my Japanese Anime!
so its pretty much confirmed vikings >>> cuck throne
let your voices be heard
http://www.strawpoll.me/10598027
http://www.strawpoll.me/10598027
http://www.strawpoll.me/10598027
see you fuckers in 9 months
>That look from Jaime at Cersei
He didn't seem too happy to see her. Is he finally realizing what a terrible person she is?
>>71312120
Edgy redditor
TYRION KNEW EXACTLY HOW JEOR MORMONT DIED
THE CITADEL DOESN'T?
TYRION KNEW EXACTLY HOW JEOR MORMONT DIED
THE CITADEL DOESN'T?
TYRION KNEW EXACTLY HOW JEOR MORMONT DIED
THE CITADEL DOESN'T?
TYRION KNEW EXACTLY HOW JEOR MORMONT DIED
THE CITADEL DOESN'T?
TYRION KNEW EXACTLY HOW JEOR MORMONT DIED
THE CITADEL DOESN'T?
TYRION KNEW EXACTLY HOW JEOR MORMONT DIED
THE CITADEL DOESN'T?
A GIRL TO DIE AND DOOM YOUR DYNASTY FOR
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Did the White Walkers show up? I got money on this.
i thought it was the last season wtf
(i don't watch this shit, i just read threads)
disappointments:
LF not banging Sansa
rest:
don't care really, meh, i guess.
>Varys can get across the ocean and back in one episode but Dany can't get across in 6 full seasons
anyone else got chills seeingt his?
>>71312127
literally nothing. starks still rule the north, lannisters the south and whats her face still can't act
Does being in the presence of the legendary sand sneks give you their teleportation skills?
Seriously, that was fucking ridiculous. What the fuck was even the point of him being present in the Dorne scene?
>no cock joke
>tyrion and varys in the same scene
disappointed
>>71312163
Edgy tumblr whale
Who is better at teleporting? Varys or Littlefinger?
>>71312201
kek
that promise me ned scene was so touching
im literally crying
>tommen's death
you literally can't make this shit up
>>71312006
What's up with Sansa completely fucking over Littlefinger like that won't the Vale just go home now and do fuck all for the rest of the series.
>dany
>sand sneks
>Queen of Thorns
>Yara
>a bunch of dickless guys plus an army of dickless soldiers
>an army of actual rapefugees
>a dwarf
Who else team #sjw_feminsim_all(white)menmustdie here?
PLEASE someone give me a gif of tommen jumping
WHY DO THE LANNISTERS EVEN EXIST
WHAT IS THERE LEFT FOR THEM TO DO
How did Arya get a face?
She doesn't work for the faceless one anymore
(farts)
so dany has 3 dragons, dorne, unsulied, dothraki and sellswords against a few thousand dudes up in the north
seems balanced
>>71312034
Little finger either gonna fuck up shit or gonna get fucked next season.
how did varys get back so quick?
>>71312220
Aww triggered redditor cant handle criticism
>>71312140
wait what? he was in esteros too? i just remember him with the based queen.
what did he do in easteros?
>>71312178
ya i wouldnt go any less than 8.5/10
>>71312196
i actually felt bad for CIA. not sure what he's going to do now
>>71312211
To say one line
>>71312181
nope
>>71312222
Varys and Arya could recreate some scenes from Dragon Ball with how good they are at teleporting
So how did CIA know where Jon was born?
>>71312249
It was fucking hilarious
>>71312181
nope
RATE THE SEASON
>>71312249
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
>>71312222
Littlefinger isn't powerful enough to teleport across oceans, so Varys is better.
Cersei will try to burn down king's landing and jamie will kill her
>>71312153
This, what in the fuck was that
I thought it would end with Varys crossbowing Cersei, however once her coronation scene came I realized that would be pretty stupid. So he just teleported back to Mereen somehow, eh....
>>71312237
Fuck yeah just got $50. Fuck all you fags that kept saying the Wall was coming down
>>71312034
SCHEMING MAN MOVING EXTREMELY FAST
>>71312267
Simple, side with the ice cunts
>>71312211
Dorne + Tyrell + Targaryen + Ironborn
>>71312259
Jamie is gonna kill Cersei eventually
The first 20 minutes of the episode were literally pure kino
>>71312308
10/10
>>71312104
Teleporting old Tyrrell woman to Doane.
hey guys, can I borrow one of those teleporters?
explain to me why cersei is queen now?
I think I missed the first half. last episode was 20x better imo.
This show is absolute trash; absolute pedalled garbage. It panders to the lowest common denominator and dregs of society, sacrificing substance for base appeal, not risking anything but rather applying cliche tropes overriding the show’s uniqueness. Which is honestly an articulate way of saying it is generic bland crap wasting its potential as the seasons drudge on.
These two hack Jew producers haven’t the slightest clue in the direction they’re taking things after deviating heavily from George R.R. Martin’s literature. Each scene is painful to watch as the actors are forced to ramble on in 21st century vernacular.
Someone [GRRM] who's fundamentally anti-religious, anti-feudalistic wouldn't have his magnum opus be some pedalled story of religion, Azor Ahai and prophecy full of tropes and simply a chosen one defeating the Others and bringing harmonious balance; it's going to be so much more than that and even throw all that out the window when the Others and Children make their return and ultimately the epilogue for ASOIAF should break the Kingdoms and core of feudalism entirely, as it breaks the mould of genre fiction. The show has no indication of remaining faithful to the source material but continues to be absolute pandered bullshit catering to faggots.
>more dick jokes
>(farts)
>let’s play a drinking game!
>ebin stronk female caricatures
>Cut all the history and intricate politics (e.g. Riverland sieges and negotiations from AFfC, notion of the history of Blackfyres and their impact on the world – Bittersteel (Golden Company), Brynden Rivers role, Daemon)
>Cut or completely butcher all real player’s plots (e.g. Wyman Manderly, Doran)
>Neglect the true puppet masters who manipulate everything from behind the scenes throughout history (e.g. Bloodraven/Children, Quaithe)
And you fags enjoy this mind numbing horseshit. This show turned into a fucking sitcom years ago and you should all kill yourselves for watching it.
>>71312034
So, Jon and Darys marry and take out the Lanniesters in the first half of S7
And then take out the White Walkers right? That's the only way they can end this.
>>71312162
Jaime gonna turn his back to sisfu and help impfu. He is on a path of retribution.
Also arya, assasin of the seven kingdoms confirmed.
>>71312178
Shes literally stunning you pleb
R + L = J
THE MADMEN THEY ACTUALLY DID IT
>>71312267
>implying they're going to fight against eachother
>>71312308
6/10
>>71312104
where do you leave
>teleporting JAIME
>>71312282
Sansa senses something, probably LF knows about Jon Snow and will use it against him. I doubt it will work though
WHEN THE FUCK IS CLEGANEBOWL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS-gbqbVd8c&list=PLrqrQt36ddwDhQFbwqz5cB5C6Ab71ykQR&index=59
GOAT MUSIC
>>71312178
>she was the most beautiful lady
FUCKING YIKES
>>71312208
Yes because the music theme that went with it is just fucking perfect, same as at the beginning with the trial/wildfire. Best part(s) of the episode.
>>71312034
SHE FUCKING DID IT BROS,
BASED FUCKING LOLI
Episode 7:
>It's not enough. We need more men.
>There's no time.
>If we went down to astle Cerwyn, I know that Lord--
>We fight with the army we have.
Episode 10:
>Lord Cerwyn, you refused the Stark's call.
What did they mean by this?
Tommen's suicide was ridiculously awkward but besides that 10/10 episode
>>71312162
At the end of book 5 he ignores her call for trial by combat and basically tells her to fuck off. Hes gonna join Jon next season.
So has Preston killed himself already? Anyone hear from him? Dead or not dead yet?
>>71312267
Jon will have a Bran
Bran > everything
>>71312260
the faceless one temple just had a bunch of faces on standby. she had to murder a random chick and cut off her face then use it in the ways she was trained to become no one.
I believe there was a time lapse somewhere in that episode.
Arya teleported to Westeros, Cersei skipped straight to her crowning ritual, Varys teleported back to Mereen, and Jaime got back to King's Landing.
There was definitely a time leap there.
Good:
Wildfire scene
Sand sneks getting shut down
King in the North.
Mediocre:
Everything else
Solid 6/10.
WHAT A SHIT EPISODE
Wildfire apparently turns orange and doesn't spread after its been underground for long enough. Also it was only placed under the Sept, where all of Cersies enemies happened to be congregated. Now she's the Queen for some reason. This show is fucking awful.
So something has to happened to Dany's army, right? She now also the backing of Dorne and the tyrells. Seems unstoppable.
>>71312308
8/10 , the last two episodes were the GOAT though
>>71312034
>only man with a living direwolf
>climbed the wall
>killed white walkers
>shocked the night king
>told stannis to fuck off
>protected the wall
>made peace with the wildlings
>died and came back
>beat Ramsey 1v1 with his bare hands
>reclaimed his home in a short period of time
>only bastard named king
ALL HAIL THE TRUE KING OF THE NORTH JON SNOW
>>71312406
WILL JON TAKE HER AS HIS QUEEN??
>>71312308
7.5
>>71312259
>merchandise :')
>>71312345
this and the last 20 minutes absolute shite
>>71312442
At least we've still got one male ruler left.
>>71312407
They already sent ravens, they just thought that if they met in person they could have changed their views.
Literally 6/10 season
next season is going to be a complete shit show
>>71312034
>it was a nothing happened season
>>71312308
literal shit plot, i just watch for the bants
full on sjewry
why does dany have to win?
someone please tell me why
>literally every plot point required people to teleport
>oh we got time travel now so we dont need to explain shit anymore
HOW THE FUCK VARYS WAS THERE WITH DANY ???? HOWWW ?????
Great episode overall though
>R+L=J
>Reach+Dorne in full rebellion
>Cersei Queen
>Jon King of the North
>Dany FINALLY FUCKING SAILING FOR WESTEROS
Other than Teleporting Varys it was great
Who else jumped out of their chair and cheered when you saw Dany appoint Tyrion Lannister the hand of the queen?!
the chess board has been seet
The assassins with Face/Off masks is such a terrible idea. Also I assume that Cersei being queen makes no sense as far as succession laws go right?
>>71312127
Cersi blows up Bernie and Smirkfu
Jon is a Stark (Lyanna's kid)
Tommen commited sodoku
Ayra kills frey
Dany sets sail for KL
>BURN RELATIVELY SMALL NUMBER OF THEM
Next time, keep better count of your poop juice reserves.
>>71312208
not really.
Cersei is pretty much fucked.
all her allies = gone.
Even if she had Boltons and Freys (lel) to help her, how is she going to hold out against Tyrel + Dorne + Dany army?
>>71312034
nth for Queen Daenerys
THE KING IN THE NORTH
THE KING IN THE FUCKING NORTH
someone hit me with the biggest spoiler
>>71312154
This, the loli should be king.
>>71312171
This
>>71312409
My stream cut off then.
pissed i missed it.
>>71312347
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>>71312452
Go back to re ddit
Anyone with any standards wouldn't rate this any higher than a 3/10 at most
>HURR LE STUNNING AND INTERESTING VISUALS
Doesn't mean shit when the acting and script is ABSOLUTE GARBAGE
Why didn't they end it with king of da norf?
>>71312034
> The wall is actually shit, ancient spells are the repellant
Bravo martin
>>71312297
Everyone knows Jon was born in the south, that's not a secret. Ned brought him back after the war
This show has become extremely pedestrian.
>DANY ENDING
DANY ENDING
>DANY ENDING
DANY ENDING
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WHERE THE FUCK IS STANNIS BRO????
>>71312267
You think thats where this is heading ? How many chromosones are you missing exactly?
>people unironically watch this trash
>>71312524
Jon died again
>>71312034
>That Arya and Varys teleportation
They don't give a fuck anymore do they?
>>71312208
King's Landing scenes this episode was legit fucking great
Not as much the final scene, but the first ~15 minutes of the episode and the excellent composition that went with it were legitimate kino
>>71312493
if you call her dying fighting the white walkers winning then ok... i guess she wins
>>71312249
>fuck this, i'm out
>>71312345
This. That soundtrack was easily my favorite of the season.
Children make the best hired assassins. Just feed them some candy and they'll stab an old guy.
>>71312155
>never win a raid
>main character turned into a junky
I don't think so
The last 2 episodes have literally been the best television ever produced. I am blown away.
that finale sucked
the only decent parts were the kings landings scenes and daario getting cucked
arya didn't complete her training and didn't dedicate her life to the faceless god so how come she unlocked the ability
>>71312539
>>HURR LE STUNNING AND INTERESTING VISUALS
what the fuck are you talking about
its been pure shit on that side too
>>71312493
she's hot.
i rly hope she wins
she marries jon snow, they both fight cercie and the magic ice gobblins
The Mad Queen Cersei was the best part
>>71312483
Watch all the women go fighting in words and shit while he goes fighting white walkers solo
anyone else think lyanna was J law at first
>>71312442
Woah there shitlord, don't forget Dany!
>Walked around with her brother
>Got raped
>Fell in love with her rapist
>Tried to an hero
>Got free dragons
>Got free eunuchs
>Got free ships and crew
>Got more free eunuchs
>Got free mongol horde
>Got free womyn army
>Got free flower fag army
People love her so much, they can't be wrong!
>>71312508
It does make sense, she was Queen Mother as it was, and Queen before that. She's the only one left to claim the throne.
The end of that episode after Cersei blows up the sept is complete trash holy shit.
When's tWoW coming out? answer please
its obvious dany is going to be the queen now
>>71312541
Get triggered btch
Love how Dany scenes make everyone absolutely buttblasted around here, and I don't even like her that much
>Arya healed and teleported across the ocean to kill the Freys
OH YEAH REMEMBER WHEN THEY TAUGHT HER OUT TO TAKE FACES? ME NEITHER. PROBABLY WHEN THEY TAUGHT HER HOW TO FOLLOW ORDERS
>Varys in one episode teleports from Mereen to Dorne and fucking back to Mereen
Also, fuck this girl power alliance holy shit. Its also focused on the only 2 name characters left in King's Landing
Unless Cersei finds and marries Gendry for some reason, to legitimize her rule
Also I don't think they have clear plan on how the Bran storyline unfolds.
>>71312308
2/10
which is the number of good episodes this season
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>>71312308
It was initially a stronger 6/10 for me, but the last episodes were fuckin tight, so i guess a 8/10
>>71312034
>how can he be 2 place at once?
Varys is twins.
>>71312034
>Martel(Dorne) Banners on some of the ships
>'how did varys get there after meeting with the people in dorne?'
Are you people blind?
>>71312090
That's exactly what u thought
How the fuck did varys get there
>all that teleportation
>Daario even suggested that he can somehow teleport in advance of Dany to the other side of Westeros
top kek
Can't wait to see Dany launch her invasion from the iron islands, straight into the Vale
Least we might get some LF v Vary scenes again like in earlier seasons next year
How did LF know where Jon was born?
How is Cersie Queen when the Lannisters arent the royal family?
Why does no one care?
How did Arya even know who the Freys were and take her face magic with her?
>>71312516
They wasted most of it in black water
>>71312353
Cersei blew up High Sparrow, Lancel, Kevin, Mace, Marg, Loras
Tommen got sad and commited Sudoku
Apologize
>>71312208
Does she even have allies in court? She murdered everyone and Qyburn isn't exactly trusted. Seriously killing off her kids all this season was stupid.
based varys
Fuck Cersei
Dany is our Queen
>>71312257
Even better.
>>71312524
Cersei is Queen and Jon is King of the North.
>>71312569
just except that not everything is going on at the same time
>tfw everyone forgot the tyrells
>>71312524
bear loli is new queen in the north
First 15 minutes in Kings Landing was great, everything after was pure SHIT.
>only one baby
Ayo my stream died at the most crucial moment
what happened to Unella?
>>71312308
5/10.
PEOPLE DIED AND WAGED WAR FOR THIS?
Why didn't the sparrows at least let the crowd exit the sept?
How did Yara and Theon managed to steal all of those ships in just a couple of minutes?
Arya with plot armor - "cleanest narrative ever". Bravo! D&D
>>71312034
>Dothraki suddenly adept sailors
>Varys teleporting across the world in half an ep, breaking all previous teleportation records
>Cersei crowning herself queen with no legal claim
>>71312364
so more interbreeding for that family
>>71312034
Someone please tell me what happened between Sam being shutdown by maester man and Jon telling Mel to fuck off.
Power went out.
Who else thought that the whole city would go boom but was let down?
-teleports behind you-i told you not to trust me
>>71312596
Oh I agree, it's horrible. It's the same grimdark shots every time of dubrovnik or ireland. Boring as fuck t b h, but plebs seem to like it
>>71312569
They have the plebs in their pocket. Why should they?
It's LITERAL fan fiction writing at this point.
>MY FELLING WHEN the true game of thrones will begin when the white walkers are dead and Daenerys will have to fight Jon and Cersei for the iron Throne and the 7 kingdoms.
>MFW Drogon will side with Jon
>>71312271
Suspension of disbelief
>mfw they crammed up a LOT of stuff in this last episode
Don't these fucks know about pacing? For fuck's sake.
LOL IF STANNIS DID NOTHING HE WOULD HAVE EVENTUALLY BECOME KING ANYWAYS. STANNISFAGS BTFO
>people complaining about Varys being with Dany
niggas, not everything is linear ok? could have been days after Dany had the convo with Tyrion
ffs
so how does next season start?
>>71312589
>what is the church settlement
>what is northumbria
>what is paris the first time
>what is (You)
>>71312569
Arya, I can see compressing her journey so we don't have 8 episodes of filler before Frey Pies. Varys literally made no sense.
>Go to Westeros to treat with Dorne
>Come back to Meereen just as Dany is leaving so he can go back to Westeros with her
Why not just meet up with her in Dorne?
>>71312593
Because that wasn't Arya. That was Jaqen under a second mask.
JON IS A TARG CONFIRMED
>Cersei is queen
>Dany is queen
>Sneks are queens
>Yara is soon to be queen
>Olenna is queen
LITERALLY WAR OF THE FIVE QUEENS. ALL MEN MUST DIE
can someone tell me why lancel triggered the wildfire? i thought he was against cercei, stream was choppy before the explosion
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>>71312381
>People not understading weeks or months may have passed between scenes.
>>71312668
he didnt fly so good
>>71312308
5/10
>>71312267
Jon has the North, the Vale, and the Riverlands, as well as a few thousand Wildlings.
>>71312689
i would only wage war for pic related
>>71312668
Why would a king take off his crown before throwing himself out of a keep?
>>71312650
>How is Cersie Queen when the Lannisters arent the royal family?
All Bartheon's are dead, and she's the King's mother. She is queen because everyone else is dead.
worth a rewatch
>>71312668
That's some Buster Keaton style cinematography comedy
>>71312493
strong womyn have to win and win easily to show how strong they are
>>71312364
That is my guess as well anon
>>71312508
All three Children are dead, so that means it would have to go to closest kin of Robert, who are all dead. As a result it goes to the Queen Dowager unless they found a noble lord of high enough standing that was close to the main Baratheon line
>>71312668
abandon thread
>Jon and Dany marrying
>Cersei will get killed by Jaime for getting too mad
Targaryen ruling again it seems
>>71312034
Why did Dany accept Varys, a spy who sent Jorah Mormont after her to kill her for House Baratheon?
I thought she hated the spider.
the king's landing scene was pretty kino to be honest familia
>>71312622
why is rickon on there?
>>71312693
you know about teleportation right
>>71312373
Preston is literally on suicide watch right now.
So LF "declared for House Stark" is he Vale of Arryn now? Why the hell would the Vale, already pledged to a Great House (House Arryn) pledge themselves to the Great House of another region? This makes as much sense as House Tyrell pledging themselves as vassals to House Lannister after blackwater battle.
TYRION KNEW MORMONT WAS DEAD BUT THE CITADEL DOESN'T
RANDYLL DIDN'T SEND A SINGLE MAN AFTER SAM FOR STEALING HIS PRICELESS SWORD
ARYA GOT CAUGHT WHILE SNOOPING AROUND A FUCKING THEATRE BUT CAN INFILTRATE A CASTLE AND ASSASSINATE 3 PEOPLE (INCLUDING THE TIME TO BAKE 2 OF THEM INTO A FUCKING PIE)
OLENNA IS WASTING HER TIME TRAVELING TO DORNE WHEN KING'S LANDING IS DEFENSELESS AND SHE COULD JUST MARCH AN ARMY INTO IT AND KILL CERSEI
VARYS HAS INVENTED THE TRANSPORTER
>>71312034
>Varys in two places
>YFW the world is really only about 50 miles across and only the few people who can read a map can travel while the rest go in circles randomly.
HIGH QUALITY GIF OF TOMMEN'S DEATH.
HIGH QUALITY GIF OF TOMMEN'S DEATH.
HIGH QUALITY GIF OF TOMMEN'S DEATH.
>>71312034
The series took a dip in shit
Cersei will die like the mad king
>>71312498
are you guys fucking retarded? HE LEFT MEEREEN A LONG TIME AGO. THE SCENES IN DORNW WERE WEEKS AGO
DID YOU NOT SEE THE SUNSPEAR SIGIL ON SOME OF THE BOATS? HE TOOK SOME DORNE BOATS BACK TO MEEREEN TO JOIN THE ALLIANCE
ALL OF HIS PREVIOUS SCENES HAPPENED MONTHS AGO
I miss ramsay
RIP high sparrow
he was too good for this world
GAME OF THRONES KINO
>>71312073
cersei is queen, tommen killed himself, all tyrells are dead expect the old lady which is in an alliance with the retards from dorne, high sparrow and all of his minions are dead, jon is raegar and lyanna's son and king in the norf, danny breaks up with her fuck toy and sails for westeros. melly got kicked and banned. salsa is going to get railed by littlefinger.
>>71312409
I didn't think it was awkward. I saw it coming when the place blew up
>>71312249
>Tommen's death
https://youtu.be/wJfL2mjS_4s?t=54s
>>71312343
>Kingslayer slays the new king
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>>71312034
> Jon Snow is king of the north
> Cerci has the throne after her enemies die and her son takes his life
> Arya is back in Westeros and kills The Frey
> Daneyers sails to Westeros
How will D&D fuck up next season?
>>71312034
1. Black is in
2. Teleportation means you have plot armor
3. Arya is going to meet Red Woman
4. Cersai needs a push because shes got alot of shit to face as the main heel.
really makes you think
>meli is gonna find stannis' frozen corpse and revive him
get hype
>>71312364
>marrying your aunt/marrying your nephew
>>71312668
lol
shittiest death ever
>>71312695
>legal claim
There is no Baratheon alive
She is queen by marriage.
>>71312770
Varys was intentionally sabotaging every assassination attempt.
Jorah was only there to spy on her, anyway. They would have to send someone actually competent to kill her.
>Tommen dead
>No more Baratheons
>No more Lannisters
>Only Danny's left
>The Game Of Thrones needs a new player
Who's ready for best king next season?
VARYS CONFIRMED BEST TELEPORTER, CIA FAGS STFU
>>71312737
no we just know he's not Ned's, dumbass.
>>71312809
Jaime will kill her, he will rule the lannisters in the end game
I don't need leaks to see that one coming
are people making gifs? need cersei watching the great sept explode drinking wine
>>71312679
raped by zombo until she dies
What did he mean by this?
bane?
>>71312738
>mfw Jon wins against all 5
>>71312749
He had 2k wildlings before Sansa got 90% of them killed with her retardation
CUT OF BABY TO JON SNOW GIF
GIMME
>>71312127
dey tookur
>>71312865
Gendry is alive
>>71312117
Gendry our true king
Couldn't they have got a real actress to play Lyanna. It's kind of an important scene.
>Tyrells blown the fuck out
Well that seemed abrupt
What a waste of time
>>71312659
Jaime didn't even seem happy to see her. Pretty much confirms that he will be the one to kill her once Dany comes knocking and Cersei will try to blow up the city. It's time for him to kill another mad ruler.
>>71312668
There's gotta be a King's Landing pun to be made there
REMAINDER THAT JON AND DANNY WILL MARRY AND LE WITTY DWARF WILL BE THE HAND
IT TRULY WAS A GAME OF THRONES ®
So how was Arya able to be a faceless assassin when she admitted to being Arya???
>>71312103
We will see Benjen fight the Night's King north of the wall next season.
>>71312730
some ships had dorne flag on them so he probably sailed on those
>this episode
*teleports behind you*
>>71312764
kek
>yfw Jaime's gonna become a Queen slayer too
it's like pottery
The king in the North whose name is snow!
>>71312442
did you forgot that it's confirmed that he is a Targaryen
see you guys next time, this general will be banned soon
>>71312741
>No one in the show mentions how much time has passed at all
>>71312622
Bran in 3rd place for most likely? I am shocked and delighted
> VARY"S TELEPORTATION
yeah, yeah, i get it,
HOWEVER!!
O
W
E
V
E
R
he did say it was going to be a squick trip AND Mereen is a just hop, skip, and jump away from Dorne
>They spent so long sewing Targaryen sails that Varys had enough time to return to Meereen
BUT WHO WASDAD
>>71312738
AND THE WHITE WOLF MOTHER FUCKER
So Dany is aligning with House Stark by marrying Jon Stark then waging war against the Mad Queen?
>>71312034
who did arya kill?
i was jerking my meat during the commecials and missed it
can someone post the closeup of jon after babby reveal?
>no explanation for reincarnation
>no explanation for teleporting characters every where
>no explanation for time travel
e p i c
>>71312826
holy shit. didn't catch all that detailed brutality on shitty stream
confirmed Euron sea battle next season?? he has to do something right
>>71312310
I guess that's why they call it King's Landing
>>71312308
10/10
This episode redeemed Got
season 6 was almost exclusively trash but this episode was bretty gud
>>71312267
Westros has the cold. Racial bonus for fighting in the cold. Her army will freeze to death in their tight leather outfits.
What will happen
>Jon marries Dany they gonna rule the seven kingdoms
>Jaime marries with Brienne and inherits the lannister lands
>Littlefinger will probably die in some ironical way
>Witty dorf will bro up with jaime again
We going for a very happy ending folks
>>71312713
lmao you're FUCKING STUPID
Daenarys will marry Jon to appeal the autistic sjw normies
>Hey Dabbid what if we killed the good actor that plays Doran for no fucking reason, then gave his plotline and book lines to the powerful women that killed him.
>>71312803
Literally beat me to it by a few seconds.
Rate this episode
Rate this season
i have a friend who dislikes bearloli, how do i shame him until he capitulates and shifts his opinion?
>>71312922
just turn off your brain lmoa she just stole a mask lol
>>71312668
IT Crowd tier
Where did Arya learn to switch faces?
>>71312741
They did a terrible job of implying the passage of time through the means of the script or editing and so the episode feels quite rushed.
Especially since most of the time they do not have such drastic time skips.
>>71312730
I think there's an implied time-skip, it's the only explanation for those Dornish ships being there too.
>tfw the first few seasons of GoT had it's feet sorta planted on the ground
When did it suddenly go full retard? It's not even attempting Grit at this point.
>>71312178
>this was a queen of love and beauty
>>71312917
>FIRE & ICE
BRAVO DABID
>>71312271
Theres a theory he is a facless man so most likely that
>>71312140
Kill yourself you retard
>they killed Doran for Ellaria
Really? For womyn, amrite?
>>71312943
What the fuck mook?
https://youtu.be/j6VsYRvvKbk?t=53
Anyways...
>>71312740
he tried to put it out, but he was too late
>>71312668
KING DIDN'T LAND SO GOOD
>>71313005
Yes
>>71312332
Euron + Cersei = Jamie cut out of the picture. Melisandre could revive the dead. It's amazing how very few people could change the course of history.
>>71312695
Some of you people believe that an episode has to happen in a timespan of one or two days. I don't really get it. Maybe varys took the time to get back to daenerys, but the makers of the show didn't want to show timelapse footage of a fucking forest or something to tell you that time, in fact is going forward.
>>71312707
why do you call him CIA?
>>71312994
tyrion needs a wiafu
>>71312865
>actually thinks that's how succession works
Fuck me you're a dipshit.
>>71313029
>>71313029
NEW THREAD
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>>71313029
NEW THREAD
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>>71313029
NEW THREAD
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>>71313029
NEW THREAD
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>>71313029
NEW THREAD
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>>71313029
NEW THREAD
>>71312178
literally every woman looks like shit after giving a bloody birth to a kid m8
>>71312948
Hes still a Stark too you fucking retard. Lyanna is Ned's sister. He's the ultimate combo.
>>71312990
Come the fuck on
>>71312858
Welcome to the Targ line. Here is your aunt to fuck.
>>71313001
8/10 episode
5/10 season
>Dany has the Reach and Dorne on her side, plus 100K Dothraki, plus a giant fleet, plus 3 dragons
>Cersei has 8 thousand men
Dany should literally win the war the first episode of season 7. In fact Olenna should have been able to win this episode.
>>71313001
8/10
4/10
The leader of Robert's Rebellion acquired the throne by force. He had three kids, officially and legally at least, with Queen Cersei. Joffrey and Myrcella are dead, leaving only Tommen — and if the prophecy Cersei received from a witch is to be believed, the other blond-haired kid isn't long for this world either.
The Throne would then pass to Stannis Baratheon, if he weren't pushing up daisies near Winterfell, then his faithful daughter Shireen Baratheon, if she weren't in cinders, then his younger brother Renly Baratheon, if he weren't in an advanced state of decomposition post-shadow baby.
That exhausts this generation of Baratheons. And according to this unbelievably extensive Baratheon family tree, you have to go all the way back to Robert's great-great-great-great-grandfather to find anyone in his family who sired another line that survived.
A hundred and fifty years before Robert was even born, an aristocrat called Corwen Baratheon married a woman named Leyne and had six kids. One of them, Arion, was Robert's great-great-great grandfather. The next one down to have surviving kids was Elyanna, who married a Lord named Mathin. Lord Mathin Lannister.
Mathin fathered Jason, who fathered Demon, who fathered Gerold, who fathered Tytos Lannister. And who was Tytos' firstborn son?.
Yep, that's right. The old puppet-string puller, Lannister Godfather and Hand of the King could have sat on the Iron Throne in his own right! That is, if he hadn't ended up looking down the business end of Tyrion's crossbow while sitting on the commode.
That being the case, however, his title of heir to the throne of Westeros passes to his firstborn son ...
Jaime Lannister
>>71312922
she took a bunch of faces before she left
>>71312893
>mfw she said she was sorry to jon
how the fuck is this acceptable behavior? she got most of his army killed for no reason
>>71312785
Bruv... The Tullys were a great house and they swore fealty to Robb Stark and recognized him as their King.
>>71312741
>Cut to dorne GMAW hanging with sneks
>Enter Varys
>many scenes later Jaime is at Kings Landing "it's still on fire"
>Varys is back on ship
>>71312363
go to bed you had enough today.
>>71312853
please be fake
>>71312967
>Mereen is a just hop, skip, and jump away from Dorne
Tyrion took over half a season moving from Pentos, which is even closer, to Meereen.
>>71312117
>tfw gendry chooses to not teleport and goes through many perils, gaining experience and wisdom in the process, coming back a new and improved man
>>71312735
Exactly. When Arya spared his life in the temple of the faceless Jaqhen once again owed the faceless god another life and therefore he allowed Arya to give him one more name to which she said Walder Frey.
>>71313034
kill yourself showfag
>>71312853
And they're all murdered by a psychotic woman. And people say #GameofThrones is fiction
>>71312917
It was just like that shitty disney-esque ending pasta.
Right down to the Dragons flying at the camera as the final shot.
>>71312853
Think about what? What is this supposed to reference?
>>71312343
>Kingslayer's new title becomes Queenslayer
kek
>>71313025
this is high fantasy faggot. go back to watching star trek you're brain can't handle creativity.
>>71313025
When DnD had to with OC
>>71312363
And what's worse is that the non-book readers eat this shit up and assume the source material is just like the show.
My buddy's wife was surprised when I explained to her all the changes in the show last night when we all went out for dinner. She understands adaptations are different, but she commented that the showrunners changed things for the sake of diverging from the books.
>>71312308
7.5/10
some really shit writing and directing by moments
where the fuck is episode 11 preview
post yfw he jumped
>>71312825
So do I anon.
Dorne ruled by womyn.
Westoros ruled by stronk womyn.
Mereen ruled by stronkest womyn.
Salt fucks to be ruled by dyke womyn.
I'm honestly shocked that Sansa wasn't named queen of the north. Oh wait, that line was still thrown into this episode despite that her contribution to taking back winterfell was that LF was so desperate to go balls deep in her red forest that he brought reinforcements.
This fucking show I swear to god.
>the last time anyone liked this show, Cersei was in charge of King's Landing and Dany had a Dathraki army
>hack kike writers have placed Cersei back in charge of King's Landing and given Dany a Dathraki army
Jesus fucking christ.
>>71312884
he's going to fucking kill everything
>>71312409
I believe that was the whole point of it. Tommen is weak as fuck
This episode was pretty good although the passage of time between scenes made the world seem to small and shitty. That rains of castamere string was a nice touch as cersei was crowned. The scene with tommen just stepping out the window felt off somehow.
>tfw kevan was in the sept
>>71313001
I loved the beginning with Cersei and the Jon shit but the rest was shit. 7/10.
Season was a 5/10.
>>71313072
There's a problem here, however — Jaime is Lord Commander of the Kingsguard. That's a lifetime post, one you don't simply leave, even if it is to become King. Cersei may want him to rule, but we get the sense that Jaime's sense of honor wouldn't let him leave the Kingsguard even if the small council bent the rules for him.
So if Jamie is ineligible for the post, what about Tywin's second-born son?
Tyrion Lannister
Though a peaceful transfer of power to the Imp would be one of the most delicious things we could ever witness in a future Game of Thrones, it's also less likely to happen than Jaime's ascendancy.
You may remember that small matter of Tyrion being convicted and sentenced to death for regicide. He's officially a traitor who lost his trial by combat thanks to an overly-cocky Red Viper.
Even if that somehow didn't legally bar him from the throne, even if his exile thousands of miles away were no impediment and even if he didn't have Mereen to rule over, Cersei would personally slit every throat in Westeros before she'd let her little brother wear the crown.
Besides, Tyrion has made friends with dragons now. What does he need with a dumb throne made of sharp swords?
So unless the Imp intends to steal those dragons from Daenerys and seize power with them himself, the title of heir to the throne of Westeros passes to ...
Cersei Lannister
No longer just Queen Mother. But at what cost?
Yeah, you read that right. Tommen's rightful heir to the Iron Throne, the next ruler of the Seven Kingdoms if he doesn't get busy with Margaery, is his own mother — via the most convoluted route of succession imaginable.
>>71312622
My moneys on Bran using his timelord powers to initiate a universal reset
Calling it right fucking now
Dany is gonna go full retard next season and go for Kings Landing against the advice of Tyrion, while she'll have superiority in numbers, Cersei's troops will be better fighting in a siege and much more organized
Dany won't "win" until Olenna and Ellaria arrive to save her, but then while the three armies storm the city, Cersei blows up all of Kings Landing and butchers the majority of Dany's army
The remaining troops of the Seven Kingdoms will then fight the White Walkers when the Wall comes down
>>71313072
Idiot, don't fucking copy mashable articles. "Mathin Lannister" is a fan fiction character from the text game played on westeros.org.
>>71313042
why was he stabbed by the kids then? they made it look like they knew he was helping cercei the whole time
>>71312208
nope because i can't stand that fucking cunt
rip smirkfu ;_;
>>71312967
Varys clearly knows the Wizard of Oz, and its as simple as clicking his heels 3 times.
I think the biggest fuck up is after ALL that shit Arya went through, she learned the faceless magic shit offscreen after being a huge fuckup on screen. How the fuck does that make sense?
Soundtrack was 10/10 the entire time though.
>>71312539
well hello mr. 4chan contrarian
>>71312034
Well he spoke to Olenna and The Sneks so they were probably already in Dorne before they sailed off. We saw a dornish ship with the fleet so that makes sense
>>71312846
It's already so fucked, there's no way to make it good, there're no characters left...
>>71312034
Dany has
>three massive dragons
>the unsullied
>the dothraki
>the greyjoy + ships
>the tyrell
>the dornish
She's literally unbeatable at this point
>>71312483
The two lord paramounts that joined with Jon are male as well.
At the moment, it's:
Jon
Sweetrobin
Littlefinger
vs
Cersei (who presumably controls the Stormlands as well)
vs
Dany
Olenna
Ellaria
Yara
vs
Euron
>>71312875
>Jaime will kill her, he will rule the lannisters in the end game
Nah, he's going to die when/after he strangles her. Leaving the world with her just as he entered it with her. Maybe seeing Tyrion one more time.
CERSEI CERTAINLY TOOK TOMMEN'S DEATH WELL
>"She loves her children" - Dabid
>"She's such a good mother" - D.B. Rice
>Cersei's response: "gee that sucks, burn him or something LOL I'M QUEEN NOW"
B R A V O D & D
>>71313102
he is a dwarf doe, short legs, wtf do you want me to say
>literally every single piece of earth in Westeros and outside is dominated by a woman
>Cersei "Wild Fire" Lannister
>Dorne Backstabbers
>Danerys Retardarian
>I'll take literally, literally any dick or pussy I feel like Greyjoy
>Sansa Stark lets Snow take the King of the North meme title just to piss off CIA
could D&D possibly be feminists?
WHO DID ARYA KILL PHAM?
>>71312257
Abandon Thread gif.
>>71313141
Saw it coming as soon as he set the crown down
So this episode, like every episode this season other than 7 and 9 was fucking disappointing garbage
HOWEVERthe scene with Sam in The Citadel was fucking amazing holy shit I'm so hype for that shit next year
>>71312668
What the fuck were they thinking?
Stannis should have learned how to teleport while he was on the small council with Varys and he wouldn't have gotten stuck in the snow like a dummy
>>71313025
when they decided to add time travel and reincarnation i
>>71312741
The monastery was still burning when Jaime arrived.
So he came back the same day.
>cersei explodes everything, end of scene
>Jaime scene is next, god know how long in the past
>episode continues then Jaime shows up again and NOW he is in the present
The show is fucking retarded.
>>71312271
The same way Olenna got to Dorne so quickly
The same way Jamie got to Kings Landing so quickly
The same way Arya got to the Twins so quickly
Did you think the show is running in real time?
>Lyanna stark, the woman crowned queen of truth and beauty by Rhaegar "Pussyslayer" Targaryan
>Some plain looking lass who sounds like a right slag
>>71313072
>>71313159
ABSOLUTE MAD MEN
>>71312989
bruh 1000 ships, he is the storm quote by jon
>>71312884
>lol get cucked out of the throne salsa
>watch first episode
>blonde incest twins in big city
>later than episode they're in the north
fuck this teleport shit, I'm out
I rate this episode
King's Landing/Window
Cersei basically having that nun raped for crossing her
>>71313053
>grasping at straws
The episodes give no sense of time passing and you blame the viewer for not filling in the plot holes for D&D.
>>71312679
>There are people who choose to watch a 360p laggy stream instead of waiting 1 hour for a 1080p torrent
Its like you don't care about the show.
>>71313209
I'd like to be dominated by a woman if you know what I mean
>>71313198
Maybe
But then, jaime might start do despise cersei and he will not regret killing her
Which might trigger the brienne route
>>71312825
I was sort of hoping that they'd go full edge and Ramsay would eventually rape his way to from Sansa to Kelly C.
>>71313079
Not to mention got her brother killed
>>71312884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyZDZCGQJf8
plays
WHY DIDN'T THEY SHOW NIGHT KING???
>>71313072
Cersei got around that by murdering everybody else who had some modicum of power and usurping the throne.
>>71313253
her acting was crap
>>71313161
>Sieging
She can just pull a Harrenhal stunt, three dragons roast the red keep.
>>71312825
I wish Joffrey got the chance to team up with him
Buddy kings being sadistic bros. Shit writes itself
>>71313190
she also has balls
>>71313220
didn't see it as soon as the extended window shot? psh, welcome to kino kid
>>71313119
the top would have been having the dragons spitting fire on the camera as it fades to black
>>71312409
makes for a good reaction image though.
anyone got a .gif?
So is Jon a targaryan/stark or baratheon/stark
>>71312493
Yuck! I hate when girls win in girls versus boys!
How did that old lady know her granddaughter and grandson were dead? Teleportation? Time Leap?
>>71312922
Its not like you can unlearn the ability.
>>71313253
>>71313253
she just had a kid u moron
she was fat
literally kill yourself
>It was Arya looking at Jaime during the feast all that time
Also is Jon a Stark or a Baratheon ? Or was it incest
Everyone getting blown up was kind of ridiculous but yet I loved it at the same time. Fitting way to end all that bullshit.
>ITT: People who think the show runs in real time.
>>71313278
we do that in bed you stupid, to get off, not in real life, or else the world goes to shit
>>71313308
Could've played when the sept blew up too.
>>71313205
And the best part is that shw said to bury his ashes wth that of the high sparrow.
She resented him for having suicided.
Also Jaime is totally going to kill Cersei.
>>71312749
so fucking nothing
1 dragon alone could deal with the few things he has left
>>71313174
Arya = waif, lad, sooner you jump aboard that train, sooner it will matter less and less
>>71312601
but she's his aunt
>>71313161
>Ollena and Ellaria arrive to save her
Did you not see the Martell banners as the flags on the ships? They are already there
>>71312776
>Jamie lost his sword arm
>Jon gets shit for being a bastard and will probably play second fiddle to the Stark girls
>Tyrion is a dwarf
>Dario got his walking papers
>Theon, Greyworm, and Varys are literally dickless
>Jora is turning to stone
>Sam can't fight for shit
>nobody likes Little Finger
The GOT men are proper fucked?
y/n/
>>71312279
>esteros
>>71313205
Cersei went full Mad King. She will be the Mid boss next season.
>>71312253
littlefinger explained it that line that went something like:
"I have pledged to house stark for all the world to hear"
basically he has advertised that he is in open rebellion against the crown. he could go back to the vale but that would be dooming himself to an endless siege by lannister forces. at least with Jonny Snow and the northern lords he stands a chance to defeat the lannister army in open battle. I dont know if he is supposed to know about the rebellion of the tyrells and dorne, but if he does that further supports the sense of his plan. basically its the north, the reach, the vale, and dorne against the lannisters, so he is positioning himself on the winning side.
>>71313344
Jon is both heir to the Targaryens and the Starks
The faggot has a claim to the iron throne and nobody told him
>>71313335
Have a webm instead
>>71312668
>>71313053
My issue is why do they need Varys on the ship?
Dany hasn't met him at this point and he can easily stick around Dorne to keep an ear on developments in King's Landing as well as oversee the welcoming committee.
>>71313322
fuckkkkkkk
>>71313275
I expect a viewer not to be completely retarded and then complain that he doesn't understand this and that.
>>71313025
The moment they were okay with a character being in one location, and traveling across the entire fucking country in the same episode. Or saying how far it is across the narrow sea and then Yara and Theon are there in 2 episode and the Iron Islands are on the opposite side of Westeros, and Arya just teleports to Walder Frey in one episode while it took her and the Hound like a full fucking season and a half to get from King's Landing to the Twins, and then the Twins to the Vale and then wherever he dies afterwards
>>71312352
WHERE THE FUCK IS HE
>>71312956
No, instead they show you how much time has passed, via a shit ton of characters having traveled decent distances, fucktard.
>Cersei's last son kills himself
>she is happy because she is queen
the fuck?
what happened to
>muh children!
She has spewed that shit for 4 seasons.
>>71313344
Target, lyanna told Ned that he has to protect him because "he" (Robert) will kill him.
>>71313373
Jon is a Stark and Dragon Kin.
>>71312363
See you next series.
>>71313373
Jon is a targaryen.
>>71313373
Jon is Targaryan father + Stark mother
>>71312162
Valonqar incoming
>>71313253
>Rhaegar "Pussyslayer" Targaryan
Was Rhaegar really that good looking?
How come Jon is ugly as fuck?
>>71313000
chekd
>>71313433
its shit at the end cause the subtitles
Loli bear was the best part of the episode. A true ruler.
INBEFOREEE
White walkers attack. Jon defends the north. Hears dragonfire is good counter. Hears of his daddy. Hears of dany on westeros. Dany proposes mariage. Jon marries dany. Defeat walkers woth mystix help from bran. Last few episodes is fight against cersei. Cersei uses wildfire again. Suicide hiroshima fukushima kings landing. The end.
Bravo martin
>>71312753
I don't remember this being that brutal.
inb4 Dany faces off against Jon and her dragons turn traitor and bow to him
>>71313385
That clip is going to make a great meme
>>71313453
>she is happy
were you even watching?
>>71312834
Don't forget Shame! is getting rammed by the Mountain 24/7 with his BDC,
>>71313384
Might edit this.
>>71313481
Takes from the mother
>>71312647
She probably will meet with Jon first and get word of the White walkers
>>71313103
>tfw Gendry's teleportation failed and he got stuck in the endless void, drifting between dimensions
>>71313205
Cersei in this episode was pure Kino
>>71313481
Because he got all them stark genes
>>71313319
I don't think it'll be that easy, Dany may not want to burn shit in Kings Landing to avoid being like her father and try to set the precedent that she isn't like him, so she'll keep the Dragons back in the battle
Luckily Cersei can burn the entire city to the ground for her
>>71312104
>>71312034
>>71312090
Reminder that there were dornish ships in danys fleet. Reminder that Varys didn't teleport. It was a fast-forward.
>>71312668
>later fags, I'm blowing this loser craphole!
>>71313453
A-at this point just accept it for what it is.
>>71312353
She's also literally next in line by succession through her family. Dany would be, but she's not there to oppose her (yet), no more Baratheans (lol), Lannisters share a common ancestor with Targareans before the other houses, and since her other two brothers are either king's guard or a traitor, she's up to bat.
And yeah, obviously because she killed everyone who is going to say no.
>>71313161
>Danny doing something wrong past season 2
lmaooooooooooooo
>>71312409
I liked Tommens suicide. I dont care enough about tommen for a dramatic suicide, plus it felt real.
>yfw Jaime kills the Mad King AGAIN
>Frey's got Scott Tenorman'd
My sides are in orbit
>>71313400
a-at least we have le three eyed raven
inb4 he originated literally everything bad that's ever happened since mad king, in fact, he made the king go mad by trying to talk to him in visions
>>71313506
Jon will kneel, he won't fight Daenerys.
>>71313205
>killed everyone she hated
>joy
>son ded
>sad
>1-1=
>>71312884
he wants to turn sansa against jon
>>71313441
No ones complaining that they don't understand, they're laughing that the show is a pile of shit and they can't portray anything correctly.
>>71313416
>endless siege by Lannister forces
Yeah the Lannisters have a lot more to worry about than the Vale now
>>71312437
The twist is that she's the villain. The Others will tell Jon everything about Rh'llor, and hishunger.
>>71312978
what commercials
>>71313506
He'll pull a "the king know knelt" there is no way he will even consider fighting dragons when she lands.
>>71313394
wait...where the fuck are they?
>>71313029
>>71313029
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>>71313029
NEW THREAD
what was with varys' fire and blood quote? is that their way of confirming he's targaryen?
>>71312308
8/10, started weak but had a strong finish. Way better than shitty 5th season.
>>71312853
where did the "really makes you think" meme come from
>>71313481
Men and women alike wanted to fuck Rhaegar
Cersei wanted to bang him more than she wanted Jaime
>>71312308
5/10
W/o last 2 episodes it wouldve been a 2/10
>>71313082
Thats cuz they were allied bybmarriage to Stark and are literally the weakest Great House and needed protection. The Vale at this point is stronger than the North, and prior to Jon Arryn fostering Ned, there is a long history of wars between north and vale
>>71313506
post yfw Dany does the same thing as Sansa and just lets Jon be king.
Obviously he has a better claim than Dany, but her entire arc is her wanting it so if she just gives in to the fact he has a better claim it's gg.
>>71313141
>that fucking full-grown man stunt double
>>71313613
Doubt it
>>71313373
hes targaryen and stark
>>71313490
>Dany proposes mariage
why? he has nothing to offer her, if anything he's a threat because he is a Targ, she can deal with the WW on her own
*teleports to The Twins*
psssh nothing personnel Freys
>>71312750
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wars_of_the_Roses
>>71313656
When the camera pans out to show the shadow of Drogon, you can see some green banners for the Tyrells and the orange ones for the Martells.
>>71313251
wildfire doesn't exactly go out easily
>>71313481
Any time Rhaegar comes up he's described as the perfect kind thoughtful just prince who would have been the perfect king. Martin has a pretty big boner for him.
>>71312539
Please end your life
>>71313063
I really am... a Song of Ice and Fire.
Roll credits.
>>71313613
leave please
What exactly is Cersei going to accomplish now? They have like no allies left and everyone hates them.
>>71312659
A BLOODY MUMMER IS THE HAND OF THE QUEEN, YET NO ONE RAISES AN EYEBROW
>>71312353
King Robert had a wife, two brothers, a million bastards, and three "legitimate" children.
Upon his death, the crown passes to his eldest son Joffrey followed by his next son Tommen. After that it would pass thirdly to his daughter Myrcella before passing to any of his bastard sons/daughters. His brothers(Stannis before Renly) would have a claim equally as strong or stronger than the eldest male bastard(Gendry).
After that, assuming none of his kids have children of their own, it would pass to his wife(Cersei).
>>71313481
This anon is right.
Lyanna, the queen of beauty. Has a son with Raeghar, the prince of beauty. The son is an ugly little bitch, so fucking ugly he passes as Ned's son.
R+L = J is a fanfiction theory, the books won't go this way.
>>71313506
THIS
rolling for meme magic
>>71313716
He can offer the continued existence of her bloodline, dipshit. Dany will have kids when pigs fly.
dany now has support from:
tyrell
martell
ironcucks
What even is there to be hype about lannisters are gonna get rekt in 1 episode
>>71313724
I know, but where is this fleet even at? Outside Essos? Outside Westoros? Where did they meet up?
>>71313506
>>71313653
Dany will land in Dorne and with the Tyrells spread the goodwill of her name.
Its going to be uneventful touchdown of Dany when she gets there.
Well done, Sansa. Well done.
HOWEVER...
>>71313742
Nothing. She's dead meat.
>>71312507
senpai idk what chess u playin wit 3 sides xd
even in her grief based grandma tyrell btfo sandkeks
>>71312308
3/10
The plot was stupid as fuck, the dialogue was stupid as fuck, the holes were extremely glaring, the teleporting and plot armor were out of this fucking world, and this season went full-speed-ahead SJW. Even the big climatic moment, the battle of the bastards, was completely hamfisted and unbelievable. This season was a complete fucking train wreck and I don't know if I'll bother to see the next.
>>71313251
It doesn't go out easily and they didn't have fire crews to even try and speedily put it out.
>>71312825
he could've taken out half of dany's fleet easily
>>71313839
This meme is actually perfect. The look on her face when she realized she was not in fact getting a pony for her birthday was fucking priceless.
Post yfw Cersei going full "BURN THEM ALL" next season
>GUYS! GUYS!
>What if, shut up for a second, what if, ok, what if for Kings Landing we take everything that's happened in the past 3 or 4 seasons, and just blow it all up?
>Now Cersei is in charge again! People liked the show when Cersei was in charge, right?
>>71313835
Nah man, she will probably do aegons role in the book and conquer Storms End first.
>>71313857
Was there ever any doubt she was based?
>>71312308
7/10 since I've been forced to watch it just to avoid spoilers
I wanted to read the 6th book desu
Well done, High Sparrow. Well done, High Sparrow. HOWEVER
>>71312508
Whose succession laws? It's a made up fantasy world, they can have whatever succession laws they like.
>>71312826
>When the Mother's milk hits you just right
>>71313725
It did for the battle of blackwater. It was already off in the literal next scene of it. the sow isn't the books, nookfaggot
>>71313858
That's what I said about the last one, especially after Barristan, but here we still are. You might as well finish it after you've come this far
>>71313159
No he isn't, Tommen stripped him of his rank and sent him to the riverlands.
>>71313937
>Cersei is the Lord of Light
>>71313819
but she doesn't give a fuck, for 6 season her whole deal has been to get what she deserves
and she's going to give this up because some random asshole comes along who is the son of her brother?
>>71313764
>it would pass to his wife
confirmed for not knowing a thing. It always goes to the next blood relative, even if it means distant cousins/uncles
>>71313373
>Stark and Targaryen
>A Song of ICE and FIRE
The song is literally about Jon Snow
>Jon marries Dany
>oops were actually related
>they don't give a fuck and have hot incestous sex and make retard babies
Post yfw when
Dude, Cersei was ON POINT this episode.
Can't believe I'm actually rooting for the Mad Queen now.
>Melly exiled
>will probably run into the Hound and his merry band of Brothers
>>71314145
Too bad she has no chance
Is there an ALLAHU AKBAR edit of the Sept getting blown up?
>>71313858
>out of 10 rating system
>muh SJW
>repetition of fuck
>overused gif
>buzzwords
I know you spend your days and nights on 4chan, but lad, you can explain yourself in something other than meme speak.
>>71314066
>yfw John goes crazy and Tyrion has to kill him
Like pottery.
>>71313975
except the whole plot of the show is based around a succession war
>>71314066
Dany can't have kids.
Leanna looks exactly like dany and it's jon but whatever
>>71313037
if doran was alive there would be no TP from Varys.
>>71312539
>being this mad that a show you don't like has a fanbase
>>71313547
I'm doubtful. It's far more likely that the earlier setpieces will involve Euron, who will then end up swearing for the Lannisters when he gets BTFO.
>>71312622
>Gendry
>>71313190
It would be just like GRRM to have her fail epically even with all those advantages. D&D are idiots and will have her win everything easily. At this point I separate books from the show
>>71312873
He's lyanna son dumbass. We know that.
Now this is some serious rushing
All those plotlines that were just blown up
>>71313726
Not really, I remember a part where Rhaegar was described how he really was, a fucking nerd who wouldn't put a book down and was so arrogant he convinced himself he was the king of the universe.
>>71314298
>doubting the verility of the genetic jackhammer that is Jon Snow
He'll make a mother out of her
>>71312541
Would have been good. Better than another Dany closer. Cersei would have been a good closing scene too.
HOWEVER...
The best closing scene would have been:
> Ominous fucking music
> Shot of The Night's King on undead horseback with fellow Others at his side
> Marching along like an oncoming storm of apocalyptic doom
> White walkers all around
> One of them
>Hodor
> Cut to black
>>71313072
nice reddit there
>>71313975
>they can have whatever succession laws they like
ASOIAF already has defined succession laws you twit and Cersei has zero claim to the throne.
>>71314031
Robert took the throne for himself, he is the progenitor of all claims to the throne. You can't go further up the family tree in his case.
As far as I know the show wants to pretend Robert doesn't have any first/second generation bastards. Shireen would indeed be before Cersei but she's dead.
>>71314470
I agree. Rushed AS FUCK.
>>71312308
9/10
When you motherfuckers direct a show/film, show every single moment of every single character's life.
Do you not understand the conventions of TV/Film or did everyone just fall for the "tv critic" meme?
It was clearly a time leap.
Also, we've only seen a few characters take a shit. What's the deal with that? Why do the other characters never take a shit? Do they have magical powers or is it just bad direction?
>>71314579
She just 9/11'd the Sept of Baelor, the High Sparrow, the queen, and Mace Tyrell. With Frankengregor by her side, who is going to challenge her at this moment?
>>71314621
Wrong.
Robert eliminated Aerys' line from succession but he still claimed via his Targaryen ancestry.
Why did that guy called Jon the White Wolf? Was he watching the episode with us? This shit is too deep 4me.
>that moment when the High Sparrow knew he was about the get BTFO
>>71312073
>Post spoilers
There's only 3 factions now.
>Queen Cersei Lanister
Cersei has ruthlessly consolidated her power and killed off all her enemies systematically. This resulted in Tommen taking his own life. Cersei rules the Iron Throne at King's Landing. Her hand is Qyburn.
>King John Targaryen
John is reveled to be a Targaryen. Though he himself does not yet know this. The northern houses swear allegiance to him as the new King in the north. He rules from Winterfell. His hand is Davos.
>Queen Daenerys Targaryen
Daenerys has her ships and has begun sailing to Westerns to conquer the seven kingdoms. She rules from Mareen in Essos but is sailing with her army and dragons, with the exception of the second sons who have stayed behind to enforce her rule at Mareen. She officially has named her hand as Tyrion Lanister.
>>71314621
Wait isn't Shireen still alive in the books?
Won't she actually have a legitimate claim then?
>>71314859
>that moment the Septon burned to a crisp
>that moment Margaery also burned to a crisp
>>71314826
Because of Ghost?
>>71314862
>No Night King whose hand is Hodor
>>71314862
>no Dorne+Tyrell alliance
>>71312753
What the fuck is this from?
>>71313253
Rhaegar only slayed to make the song of ice and fire senpai
>>71314994
Calling him that only makes sense if you know about his Targaryen blood, like the fans always did.
>>71314230
Says the anon with a reaction image and green-texting when not even quoting.
>>71314994
Ghost has been living up to his name these past few episodes, I'm surprised the lords even know he exists.
When is Sandor and Gregor going to fight?
>>71315057
Season 1. The scene where Dany laughs at Viserys' tiny dragonless dick.
>>71315166
Soon. Cersei as queen will reinstate trials by combat. She'll accuse Jaime of some shit when he jilts her and Jaime will have Sandor fight as his champion.
>>71312639
Why would the Martell fleet sail halfway across the world to meet her at open sea? To record a scene with characters standing at attention on ships, while dothraki man the riggings? Sure.
this motherfucking ugly ass child
Is there literally a single reason the faith militant were trapping all of the bystanders inside of the church during the trial? Especially when Margarine was warning them that something was fucking wrong here and that they were all in danger?
Jesus christ jewish hacks cannot write a story that makes any fucking sense.
>>71313598
Time is a flat circle
>>71314769
Someone in the near future presumably, which is what makes it a stupid move.
>>71315166
But the Hype lives on. Newberry give up Hype.
>>71313924
Holy fuck what show you are watching?she was actually glad that CIA master plan failed
>>71313190
Winter has cum my friend does Dany's Unsillied and Dothraki know how to fight during winter?
>>71315282
We all meet the 7 together.
>>71315282
Are they jewish? if so why are you waching /pol/?
You need to stop waching anything that a jew has his hands in thats /pol/s rules
>>71315310
* never
>>71315282
They thought she was would try and escape with her brother since , only moments before, she voiced strong objections to the results of the trial. High sparrow never trusted Margery.
>>71312720
>days
It took book Euron weeks at least, including warlock wind hax.
OC 4U from the episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-SaCaIqy1I&feature=youtu.be
Jaime becoming Queenslayer and fucking Brienne confirmed.
>>71315701
what's the name of that song?
>>71315701
Bretty gud
>>71315831
Yes — Roundabout
Reminder that Jon's first name is actually Aejon.
>>71315871
What's the name of the song
>>71312751
it would fall off.
and because the crown only ever made him an object for manipulation.
>>71315901
Ayy Jon
>>71312751
At least you can talk
>>71312310
>>71312990
Spit out my drink a little on those
