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>>71312034
The White Wolves edition
JUST STICKY THIS FUCKING SHIT
WHERE THE FUCK IS STANNIS BRO???????????
>>71313029
Why did the tyrells declare war on the lannisters?
varys teleported?
>Jon's love interests are his crazy aunt and his cousin
Wew
First for Queen Cersei
NO THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE WRECKAGE BROTHER
PROMISE YOU WONT FORGET ABOUT ME BROS
Absolutely disgusting Lyanna. Fuck you D&D
Rate this episode
Rate this season
Can someone post the closeup of jon after the babby reveal?
THE WHITE WOLF THE KING IN DA NORF
l miss ramsay
xth for people who don't know how succession was enforced in the middle ages talking about succession laws.
>>71313164
>those teeth
FUCK
YOUUUUUU
This show is absolute trash; absolute pedalled garbage. It panders to the lowest common denominator and dregs of society, sacrificing substance for base appeal, not risking anything but rather applying cliche tropes overriding the show’s uniqueness. Which is honestly an articulate way of saying it is generic bland crap wasting its potential as the seasons drudge on.
These two hack Jew producers haven’t the slightest clue in the direction they’re taking things after deviating heavily from George R.R. Martin’s literature. Each scene is painful to watch as the actors are forced to ramble on in 21st century vernacular.
Someone [GRRM] who's fundamentally anti-religious, anti-feudalistic wouldn't have his magnum opus be some pedalled story of religion, Azor Ahai and prophecy full of tropes and simply a chosen one defeating the Others and bringing harmonious balance; it's going to be so much more than that and even throw all that out the window when the Others and Children make their return and ultimately the epilogue for ASOIAF should break the Kingdoms and core of feudalism entirely, as it breaks the mould of genre fiction. The show has no indication of remaining faithful to the source material but continues to be absolute pandered bullshit catering to faggots.
>more dick jokes
>(farts)
>let’s play a drinking game!
>ebin stronk female caricatures
>Cut all the history and intricate politics (e.g. Riverland sieges and negotiations from AFfC, notion of the history of Blackfyres and their impact on the world – Bittersteel (Golden Company), Brynden Rivers role, Daemon)
>Cut or completely butcher all real player’s plots (e.g. Wyman Manderly, Doran)
>Neglect the true puppet masters who manipulate everything from behind the scenes throughout history (e.g. Bloodraven/Children, Quaithe)
And you fags enjoy this mind numbing horseshit. This show turned into a fucking sitcom years ago and you should all kill yourselves for watching it.
what did jon's mama whisper to ned? that she is a lannister, perhaps?
>>71313029
Dany wouldn't accept Varys like that
She hated Varys. We never even got to see Varys and Dany interact
Dany looked extra good this episode
where's the tommen death gif
>>71313164
she's fucking dying, do you expect her to be a beautiful raven-hair-blowing-in-the-wind drop-dead-gorgeous maiden?
>>71313165
9/10
9/10
was that lyanna ozge? i couldn't tell.
>WHITE wolf
Ugh. omg, I just can't even. They should have had trigger warnings for that scene.
So when does Winter King fuck Fire Queen?
>>71313162
and who are you supposed to be?
CIA fags BTFO.
REJECTED
>>71313207
He didn't fly so good
>>71313226
His name is Jon, robert will kill him, please take him in
>>71313226
That Jon is a Targaryen, silly.
>>71313117
Blowing up a sept full of Tyrells may have something to do with it.
>no ghost at all, again
fucking really? we get the dragons shoved down our throat, but we can't even get a direwolf cameo...
>>71313165
9/10
Not even trolling
Literally the last two episodes were god tier
>>71313001
8/10 episode
6/10 season, hopefully next season will be based with all the stories joining together
Who has the best teleporter: Littlefinger or Varys?
>Dany now has the Reach AND Dorne on her side
Seriously can we stack the deck in her favor anymore? How is there even going to be a contest next season? Even if Euron sides with Cersei, they're still completely fucked.
Dany should be marching to King's Landing the first episode of next season and literally no one can stop her.
>>71313117
Probably something to do with Cersei utterly destroying the whole family.
Just a guess,
>>71313223
Look at that fat bitch in the gif HAHAHAH
>>71313207
Tommen suicide scene was kino desu
she actually did it, the absolute madwoman
>>71313165
9/10
5/10
Hold the door took off a lot of points
Sansa - Dany - Olenna - Sand Snakes - Yara alliance confirmed
From War of the 5 kings (silly men amiright guys) to Alliance of 5 Queens to fight the Others
K I N O
I
N
O
>>71313228
I miss her eyebrow game being on point.
Teleportation the episode
>>71313202
So do I anon.
>>71313207
>fuck this I'm out
>>71313326
Arya
>>71313134
>sansa
>mormont
>dany
If you're Jon what do you do? Fuck, marry, kill these three
>>71313311
THIS. THEY EVEN CALLED JON THE WHITE WOLF. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Vote for how you felt about the season finale.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10598093/
>>71313207
YOU COULD SAY HE HAD
A KING'S LANDING
>>71313289
Shut up faggot, you're not funny
>>71313207
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>71313326
topkek
Please excuse me while I post this prediction pasta that was posted months ago, and that is literally coming true as we speak.
>Yara gets to Mereen first and allies herself with Kaloreesi, kills Euron and becomes the first ever Queen of the Iron Islands with Theon at her side, because muh strong wymyn
>Dany uses her Dragons and the Khalesar to unite all of the East and then arrives in Westeros, the Sneks in Dorne join her, because muh old Targ alliance
>Bran becomes the new three eyed raven and after crossing the wall breaks the spell like he did back under the tree, allowing the white walkers to cross
>Rickon gets killed by Ramsay
>Tommen dies because prophecy, leading to Cersei either dying or killing herself
>Jaime, free from Cersei, becomes the Lord of the Westerlands and returns to Casterly Rock
>Jon becomes king in da norf, and after being told he's a Targ by Bran, he marries Dany and they rule the entire world together with Tyrion as hand after defeating the White Walkers
The sneks are happy because "muh targ alliance", the Lannisters are happy because Jaime is the only one left and "muh vow to lady Kat and Brienne", the North is happy because Jon is King and is half Stark, the Ironborn are happy because of their alliance with the Fatleesi. Bran ends up being the permanent three eyed raven.
Fucking Screen cap this, and ready yourselves for possibly the worst ending to a tv series in human history.
>>71313326
ayra
The Witcher series as a show would be far better than Game of Thrones. Just like the books.
>>71313257
she's fatter than danny desu
shit britbong teeth too
>>71313228
Hoping for more Caloreesi next season, plump Dany is best Dany
>>71313165
9/10
-100000/10
This episode and half of last episode were the only parts with watching
REMINDER: IF STANNIS DID NOTHING HE WOULD HAVE EVENTUALLY BEEN KING
>>71313311
>Northerners calling Jon the white wolf
>Ghost not at his side
I mean, couldn't they just cut the dragon scene a couple second short?
>>71313223
epic webm bro, it's definitely feminism
no wait, one was a woman the fans loved who had no real reason to be loyal but put her life on the line to take care of the starks, the fan favorite family, just a good woman getting stabbed by a faggot like ramsay
and the others were gay sandniggers who were wanting to rape another fan favorite who has dragons
when evil triumphs, they feel bad
when good triumphs, they feel good
simple shit
>>71313143
>btfo of the high sparrow
>makes the mountain rape Unella
>becomes queen
She is so fucking based holy shit
>>71313143
Hillary Clinton did pretty good this episode
>mfw my actual hopes for next season are becoming reality
post hopes for next season:
>arya is back in riverlands
>daenerys invades westeros and reaches the riverlands with yara
>lady stoneheart is revealed this season by brienne
>arya, yara, daenerys, brienne, and lady stoneheart team up to kill king's landing
>the hound is their servant like the bitch he is
>sansa and jon eventually make it down to riverlands after conquering the north and reunite with lady stoneheart
>lady stoneheart kills jon and takes over his army with sansa
>melisandre realizes that jon is not azor ahai, it was dany and offers her service
>the sand snakes hear word of the ultimate female power leadership and offer their lives to their cause to help kill cersei
>they destroy king's landing and margaery and tyrells and olenna join up with lady stoneheart
>they unify the rest of the kingdoms and have an epic battle with the white walkers
>war of undead men vs women
>meera reed takes bran to oldtown and finds sam
>bran teleports into the past and places dragonglass with daenerys
>nymeria comes in and helps them and they defeat them
>the world is safe
>there is no matriarchy
>instead they have established a council of the women leaders
>tyrion, varys, grey wurm, mace tyrell, jaime, all have subservient roles
![Game.of.Thrones.S06E10.720p.HDTV.x264-AVS.mkv_snapshot_00.57.14_[2016.06.26_19.27.15].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4amkMkQ.jpg "Game.of.Thrones.S06E10.720p.HDTV.x264-AVS.mkv snapshot 00.57.14 [2016.06.26 19.27.15]")
>>71313172
>PROMIS EME NED PROMISE ME NED!! SEE ITS THE LINE FORM THE BOOPRIMISE ME NED!!
FUCKING
HACK
JOB
>>71313165
This episode felt like a movie. It was shot really really well.
Was anyone else disappointed that Jaime didn't turn his back on Cersei when she looked to him at the crowning ceremony?
>>71313202
same desu
>>71313379
kek
>>71313432
>tfw your waifu outplayed everyone in the end
>>71313379
Fuck off, Carlos.
will they ever explain jon's revival?
or the time travel?
>>71313223
this webm is extremely problematic
>>71313297
hehe
>LETS KILL DORAN SO STRONG WOMYN CAN TAKE HIS PLOTLINE
LETS KILL DORAN SO STRONG WOMYN CAN TAKE HIS PLOTLINE
>LETS KILL DORAN SO STRONG WOMYN CAN TAKE HIS PLOTLINE
>>71313432
This
I hated her in the first few seasons but now I see the truth
She's the only one with any balls in this show
>Kill all the men to make STRONK WOMYN alliance
Ebin simply ebin
>>71313334
Jon sees the shitskin army coming and decides teaming up with the Others is a better idea.
JON TARGARYEN THE WHITE WOLF VS CALORISEE THE BREAKER OF CHAIRS TARGBOWL FUCKING CONFIRMED GET HYPE
VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10598141
VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10598141
VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10598141
>Rhaegar not even mentioned at all, giving normies who don't know him no Jon/Dany connection at all and just think he's a real Stark
WOW
ITS
FUCKING
NOTHING
Looks like I made the right choice dropping this shit 2 seasons ago
>>71313379
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MODS BAN THIS GENERAL THE SEASON IS OVER
>they will kill off LoliBear for shock value next season
steadfast your hearts bro
Shes not that bad lads!
gendry's comin', yo
>>71313518
virus
>>71313334
>Dany has the Reach and Dorne and the rebellious part of the Iron Islands
>Jon has the North, the Vale and Potentially the Riverlands depending on how the extinction of House Frey affects the loyalty of the riverlords
>Cersei only has the Westerlands, the Stormlands and the Kingsland
War of 3 Monarchs
Can someone td;lr me on this episode?
Haven't watched it yet
>>71313426
women goood
men baaad
>>71313223
GRRM is not anti-religious.
Actually, the feminism in the books is religious by nature. It's based on the concept of "mother's mercy" and it's basically Catholic Marian devotions preaching pacifism and getting men to stop killing each other.
D&D are Jews so they can't understand this, so they transformed "women get men to stop killing each other" and made their caricature of feminism where "women kill men with more efficiency".
>>71313379
this senpai
>>71313165
7/10
5/10
one of the worst seasons desu senpai
So with 17 episodes at most left what happens?
Why doesnt Tyrells ruin the Lannisters considering they have the numerical advantage?
>>71313475
wrong image
>>71313475
should be happy desu
AEMON KNOW ABOUT JON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5Ie17iCu4o
>If the day should ever come when your lord father was forced to choose between honor on the one hand and those he loves on the other, what would he do?
>everyone thinks Cersei is cool now because she blew up some old shit under the castle
wow
So next season its going to be dany + dorne + tyrion/varys + theon/yara + whats left of the tyrells + jon(?) vs the lannisters and the entirety of KL
huh....I think dany has the advantage here
why are southern armies so much bigger than northern armies? there's literally less than 3000 northern soldiers left. fucking pathetic. the north is so irrelevant.
>>71313223
>good guys lose
>audience sad
>good guys win
>audience happy
>>71313228
ugly, overrated hag.
>a shaggy dog story is an extremely long-winded anecdote characterized by extensive narration of typically irrelevant incidents and terminated by an anticlimax or a pointless punchline.
>Shaggy dog stories play upon the audience's preconceptions of joke-telling. The audience listens to the story with certain expectations, which are either simply not met or met in some entirely unexpected manner.[1] A lengthy shaggy dog story derives its humour from the fact that the joke-teller held the attention of the listeners for a long time (such jokes can take five minutes or more to tell) for no reason at all, as the end resolution is essentially meaningless.[2]
rickon was pointless
>>71313379
CARLOOOOOOS
>>71313557
Why would Jon march south? He has no reason to.
>tfw Jon is going to cuck Jorah again
Posting in a soon to be outlawed general
I'll miss you guys
>>71313162
its been fun anon
>>71313223
Is this pasta fresh?
>>71313306
how would they know?
Rip Tommen best kung
>>71313498
Thanks for the (You), kind stranger, have a (You)!
>>71313443
things that won't happen: the post
https://mega.nz/#!i5U31JYR!qZCuaju0yuuf9GDjHAGzOEbXuIhf7XIgo4NKIpgbOIg
Trimmed off the beginning and end credits. Quality is alright. Wait for actual scene release if you want a better quality/size conversion.
>mfw
>>71313154
I fucking hate this place
>>71313563
he's not anti-religious in the sense that he hates it or wants it banned, he just doesn't believe in any of it and considers them charlatans
>>71313396
> ready yourselves for possibly the worst ending to a tv series in human history.
I'd be okay with this
Can this episode ever be surpassed in terms of hype levels?
Tommen took King's Landing way too literal.
>>71313630
again?
NEXT SEASON?;_;
>Kill all but 4 named people in King's Landing
>Villains are literally Jaime+Cersei, Night's King and fucking Littlefinger
The best outcome from all this shit is Arya fucks up and kills a "good" guy like Tyrion because she has no clue what is going on. Honestly, some of the "good" characters need to start dropping.
>>71313165
10/10
8/10
>>71313545
Shailene Woodley look-a-like
Who was the actress who played Lyanna Stark?
>>71313432
Was gregor really gonna rape her?
>>71313625
To get Edmure and free the Riverlands
>>71313545
I hope she shows her tits
>>71313165
10/10 (dany did her best to get the rating down tho)
7/10
who is babby?
>>71313625
To run the remaining Lannisters and Freys out of the Riverlands. More men + food production
>>71313670
tommen put the king's landing into king's landing
>>71313642
this will never not be funny
Official Kings
The God King of the Andals and the First Men:
Bran "The Three-Eyed Raven" Stark
Does not Bother with the Dealings of Mere Mortals tier:
The Night's King
The One True King of Westeros tier:
Gendry
The Next Step of the Master Plan tier:
Central "Littlefinger" Intelligence Agency
DA NEW KING IN DA NORF
Jon Snowgaryen.
>>71313642
could someone shop this so tommen can be seen flying away
F
>>71313223
>That one lady snapping her fingers while everyone else is clapping
What?
So why did Dany wait for Varys to come back to Essos to sail? And why can Varys, Arya and Jaime teleport but not Brienne? She's just in the Riverlands but can't get to Winterfell in 2 episodes?
>>71313426
>>71313602
>danny
>good guys
this is how you spot tumblr nu-males
Basically why the show is shit in a nutshell. You're not supposed to have caricatures, gurrm's work is supposed to show that there is no black and white answers
>>71313642
What was Cersei's reaction?
Did she cry?
>that tommen suicide
"fuck this shit Im out"
Cersei went full muslim
>>71313642
Abandon thread xDdd
GUYS
GUYS
THE LIBRARY AT THE CITADEL HAD THE GLOBES FROM THE SHOW INTRO AT THE TOP
>>71313642
It was so casual it literally made me guffaw
>>71313695
If that's what Cersei wanted, he does what he is told.
This game of teleporters & strong wymen isn't for me lads
Though I'll forget how it's shit by next year and put myself through this pain again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS-gbqbVd8c
TOP TIER MUSIC
>>71313665
>FIRE = DANY
>ICE = JON
>SONG OF FIRE AND ICE = JON AND DANY FUCKING
Watch it happen
>>71313593
Jon+Vale are going to fight white walkers/prepare to fight white walkers. So I'd say they're neutral/hostile to Dany.
I doubt the Lannister army is going to make it up north when it's winter so Jon doesn't have to worry about those fags.
So Gendry's just been rowing everyone everywhere, right? And his gains are so great he got Varys to Dorne and back to Mereen in one episode.
>>71313673
>has Jorah's sword
>was effectively adopted as heir by Jorah's dad
>has Jorah's cousin sworn to him
>is about to fuck Jorah's girl
He'll have everything Jorah ever wanted
>>71313546
Dat nigga swole.
Also, didn't Robert have a couple more bastards Cersei couldn't track down?
*TELEPORTS BEHIND YOU*
>>71313696
>>71313712
Dany will be taking care of the Lannisters.
K I N O
I
N
O
Why do you idiots keep watching this shit?
>>71313165
9.hardhome/10
7/10
>>71313644
>>71313573
>>71313572
>1 post number difference
>same time
high five anon
>>71313607
ur a fagget
>>71313165
9/10
7/10
WAKE THE WHITE WOLF AT THE DAWN OF WAR
THE END OF THE AGES IS A-COMING NOW
>>71313746
Welcome to intersectional feminism
>>71313641
Everyone who was supposed to be there that day except Cersei was there.
You can point to the culprit through simple elimination. Besides, the bitch is obviously Ramsay-tier mad with none of the subtletly. She may as well brag about it openly.
>>71313406
>It's a Yen shouts at Geralt episode
>It's a Ciri goes lesbo episode
>It's a Dandilion fucks a dwarf episode
>>71313546
based bobby b's bastard could still save this
anything but more targ fuckin shits
>>71313165
9/10
5/10
Battle of the bastards was a solid 10/10
>>71313379
You cheeky little cunt. Why didn't I think of that.I actually saw it coming when the camera didn't change.
>>71313750
No it's to subvert typical heroism. There's still the good guys and the bad guys. It's just that the typical good guys don't win like normal.
awful just awful
i was all kinds of happy when i saw Varys in dorne. I was so damn sure he was gonna start the fAegon storyline.
it was perfect. I mean come on all the pieces fucking fit
he realizes that Dany's followers are mad zealots, that Kinvara is a mad cunt that is up to no good, so he fucks off from there and comes up with a false targaryen to rally Dorne and Tyrells together
but no, he really was just talking about daenerys.
fucking hell i hate it. just end my life now.
>>71313787
kek
>>71313784
>Have Targaryen incest babies
>repeat the mistakes of their ancestors
wew lad
>shits all wrapping up to be exactly what we predicted as a joke years ago
Simply fucking eric D&D
>Tfw the fatman scenes were the best in the episode
A Song of Ice and Fire?
More like
A Song of Teleportation and Strong Women
>>71313412
this. I want to roll around on her
>>71313625
Jon isnt going to hold on to the North against the Others that easily, and will need the Riverlands and rescue Edmure. Also I doubt Cersei isn't going to nothing with the Starks recapturing the North, especially if its Jon which outside the North is still a Bastard.
LYANNA AQT
>>71313829
This time i won't deny it.
>>71313797
Only in the books. They were cut for the show
>>71313396
Wow le good guys win, what a le lame endign 2 predictable
Kill yourself my man
>>71313815
For the memes.
>>71313392
Is bran homosex?
Cercei doesn't even stand a chance against Tyrell+Dorne. The only thing she can do is hold King's Landing while everyone inside starves and riots. She will be killed by Jaime or someone else before it comes to that.
>>71313334
she clearly has some teleportation tech that varys is using, why doesn't she just teleport to kings landing?
>>71313379
Do you guys think he farted when he hit the pavement?
>>71313165
6/10
2/10
>>71313143
Punished Cersei
>>71313546
Remember that scene.. I bet Maisi was dripping like a fucking waterfall.
>>71313154
This could be a newspaper article with that picture
>local king forms alliance with the church, finds out religion doesn't save you from hellfire
>>71313815
Because they're mouth breathers that want to get likes on facebook and upvotes on their home site
>the others are free to ask as well
juhn snu will hit it off with his aunt
>>71313674
POST YFW DANY LANDS IN STORM'S END
>>71313813
Not in the Riverlands. Plus if Jon takes the Riverlands that's another bargaining chip when Dany goes all MUHDRAGHUNS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRTP9SUkHl8
>>71313154
kek
So what purpose was there in killing doran?
>>71313680
Good guys = Starks, Dany, Tyrion, Theon+Yara
Bad Guys= Cersei+Jaime, Night's King, Littlefinger and Euron
Seems like a healthy mix to me.
I want a baby Jon gif!
>>71313862
It's fine they're only half siblings
>cersei did 911
I don't understand, why the fuck is Cersei the queen?
Wouldn't the next one in line be Jaime since he's the closest male relative to the kind?
>>71313126
>>71313326
Varys didn't teleport u fagits. Didn't you see the dornish ships, with the dornish sails? They fast-forwarded.
>>71313207
Please someone make his suicide a web m. I need it
>literally more than twice the distance of Winterfell > King's Landing
How does one acquire such marvelous abilities of teleportation? Did thy sandsneks, in their wisdom, bestow it upon him?
>>71313813
I bet she heads to Dorne first just because the writers can't have her getting in the way of John fucking up the Freys/Lannisters in the Riverlands
>>71313832
>D&D ran out of grrm books
>now they are gonna base the show on The Witcher
A TRUE KING WOULD HAVE SURVIVED THAT FALL AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
If you think Varys teleported you are fucking brain dead.
>>71313787
>Gendry rows up and says HOL UP, AEGON IS THE KING and D&D remembers Aegon is alive.
Also all of this shit really makes Gendry pointless even when he returns. He will just die in the same episode he returns in because SHOCK VALUE
>>71313797
not in the show
>>71313746
Have you lived under a rock for 70 years?
That's a thing that people have done for fucking ages, especially in artsy circles. It was so cliche in the 90s that people wearing all black with black berets and sunglasses that snapped instead of clapping was a major steryotype, are you just that young?
>>71313207
He went out like a champ, in the end he was decisive and brave.
>>71313942
She's his aunt, actually. Rhaegar was her brother.
Reminder that Ellaria Sand is a woman and a bastard who slayed her lord and his heir, yet is without opposition and is supported by the many noble houses of Dorne
Reminder that Cersei Lannister, a woman who was on trial and just killed hundreds of lords and ladies is Queen of the Seven Kingdoms while the families of the people she killed cheer for her
Reminder that Jon Snow who just literally saved everyone had a hard time even getting support from Lords who have been pledged to his house for a thousand years. It took a little girl a speech to convince them.
Reminder that Varys can teleport between Essos and Westeros within the same episode
Reminder that Dany is bringing 100,000 Dothraki barbarians to a land she wishes to rule in peace without pillage, rape and theft
>He thinks Dany is going to sail into Westeros and fight Cersei
This is the throne she will be greeted with and she'll head north to meet King Azor Jon Targaryen
>>71313546
How do I into Gendry mode?
>>71313443
topkek
>>71313891
they're just gonna team up with dany next season
>no onscreen unella x mountain rape scene
fuck this normie show
KNEEL
>>71313945
He's Kingsguard so he can't.
>>71313945
Muh feminism
Completely underwhelmed
The build up was garbage
The dialog was garbage
Teleportation
Suddenly grown baby
Teleporting fucking everywhere
Anyone else hungry?
any screencaps of gregors head? was it actually gregors head or was it the midget head qyburn had in season 5?
>>71313836
>Ramsay
>subtle
>>71313920
>toe min
xD wtf
Why was Varys in Dorne and then suddenly back at meereen?
Didnt the leaks said that Jamie would kill Cersei?
>>71313202
Why is Ramsay so fuckable?
Here we go...
>>71313950
well meme'd
>>71313406
The Witcher already had a show and it was meh, but the books are good.
If the high sparrow had farted just before the explosion, it would have been a 10/10 episode.
>>71313920
>sirsay
>whats on the table
The only thing missing was Ghost, he should have been there when Jon was declared King.
Otherwise 100000/10 episode
>>71313945
Cersei is the only person left alive in King's landing with any power at all
>>71313837
>It's a Ciri ice skates while slashing bad guys with her katana.
KINO
>>71313991
Then it's /ss/ I don't see the problem here
>>71313875
That makes no sense. The Riverlands don't help them against the White Walkers at all.
>Also I doubt Cersei isn't going to nothing with the Starks recapturing the North
Cersei has 8000 men, and has 100K Dothraki screamers and 3 dragons sailing into King's Landing. She should be dead in the first episode, but I'm sure D&D will come up with some bullshit.
>>71313856
fAegon is filler, and it would confuse the normies.
>>71313165
9/10
5/10
HEY GUYS. CAN SOMEONE POST NEXT WEEK'S PREVIEW? I'M SURE MANDERLY WILL GET HIS SCENE EVENTUALLY
>>71313944
How will the queen put that fire off. Retard should've invented firefighters
That might have been cool if this show hadn't become complete trash
>>71313755
She smiled at the end.
>>71313966
man, this girl is ugly
>>71313164
what dies d&d mean?
>>71313165
5/5 episode
3/5 season
So Jon has the Vale, the North, and through Sansa possible the Riverlands what with Arya's help getting rid of the more prominent and competent Freys.
Dany has the Reach, Dorne, and Iron Isles.
Cersei has a city a good fire away from being ashes and the Westerlands.
House Tarth needs to grab up Storm's End and the Stormlands and declare for the Starks, Brienne could help with that.
>>71313029
Dany has
>three massive dragons
>the unsullied
>the dothraki
>the greyjoy + ships
>the tyrell
>the dornish
She's literally unbeatable at this point
>>71313642
Official gif of giving up on life
>Religious tone
>Different, slow version of the main theme
>Enemies of a protagonist getting killed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfbYp9oaIT8
Sounds familiar, desu
>>71313956
>Two Winterfells?
Shit map is shit
KNEEL BEFORE JON AZOR AHAI PRINCE WHO WAS PROMISED TARGARYAN
>>71313945
King Baratheon died, all his children are dead, next would be Stannis (lol) then Renly, but they're dead. So who's next? His queen.
>>71313870
uwot m8
>unironically not appreciating the first KL section
>>71313945
This desu.
Jaime is the next one in line.
Making Cersei the queen is just a girl power thing.
>>71313876
>>71313545
im not 100% sure this isnt shailene woodley
>>71313164
Is that the bitch from Les Miserables?
>>71314009
should have been the entire episode desu
>>71314047
Now that all the kings are dead they can have the bloodiest war ever
>>71313379
lol good 1 m8!
>>71314047
Those guys are pedos, aren't they
>>71314015
He was dismissed, so he can.
I guess the answer is "might makes right" at this point, although besides Killzombie 3000 I'm not sure what other "might" Cersei has at this point. Tully could simply cut the food supply off and let her starve to death.
Heres a reminder that Ellaria Sand is a woman and a bastard who slayed her lord and his heir, yet is without opposition and is supported by the many noble houses of Dorne
Reminder that Cersei Lannister, a woman who was on trial and just killed hundreds of lords and ladies is Queen of the Seven Kingdoms while the families of the people she killed cheer for her
Reminder that Jon Snow who just literally saved everyone had a hard time even getting support from Lords who have been pledged to his house for a thousand years. It took a little girl a speech to convince them.
Reminder that Varys can teleport between Essos and Westeros within the same episode
Reminder that Dany is bringing 100,000 Dothraki barbarians to a land she wishes to rule in peace without pillage, rape and theft
>Lyanna saying "take care of HIM"
R+L=D BTFO
>You will be the hand of the queen
>>71313956
why are there 2 winterfells
>>71314099
A challenger's big cock appears.
>>71313891
Stannis was going to take King's Landing with 20 thousand men. Dorne has 20 thousand, the the Tyrells have 80.
>>71314047
There was literally a rousing scene with a king being declared. Jesus fuck people.
>>71314047
>Sansa in charge
Did he watch the episode?
>>71314068
but the plot is too fucking dumb now
like i try to come up with some interesting plots but every time the show takes the most banal and obvious approach
it makes me feel bad.
>>71313776
>Better steady myself on these two columns lest I fall.
>Dead
Mace, Loras, Marg, Lancel, High Sparrow, Kevan, no-name extras
Tommen, Septa Unela (hopefully), Walder Frey
>Live
Jon, Sansa, CIA,
Cersei, Jaime,
Dany, Tyrion, Olenna, Sand Sneks
Bran, Myra
And their entourages
>>71314124
>IS THERE A MAESTA?!
>>71314099
she still has to contend with euron's BIG COCK
That scene where Sansa tells Jon "Winter is here" and they both try their hardest not to smirk
That scene where bear loli is hyping up the Starks and you can see Sansa's smile slowly fade when she specifies Jon
10/10 episode
>>71314047
>tfw Jon will smash the matriarchy
/KING IN THE NORTH/
Everyone talking shit about Arya teleporting:
The Narrow Sea is fucking narrow. The trip from Braavos to the Twins could easily happen during Bastardbowl.
>>71314047
>daily reminder feminists rather have a psycho like cersei instead of a good man like jon
>dragon tries to burn Jon
>he's immune to fire
No way will DABID pass up a chance to do this
>>71313920
>dabid and dabid trying to spin their newly released fecal matter as bold
no
>>71313165
Episode: 10 out of 10
Season: 7/10
>>71313165
10/10
7.5/10
GHOOOOOOOOOOOST WHERE ARE YOU BOI???????????????
>>71313997
Reminder that the current political state of westeros is like if during the 1300s the holy roman empire imploded, the Vatican was wiped out and the cardinals had no way to meet and elect a new pope, england and france were at each other's throats and bleeding each other dry while poland-lithuania got fucked by mongols and spain was irrelevant as always.
Anyone could have set up kingdoms if that was the case, any fucking body.
>>71313956
>It takes a month to get from Winterfell to King's Landing
They don't give a fuck anymore
>>71314061
>It's a Triss gets turned into a skeleton episode
>It's a Gwent episode
>It's a Foltest fucks his sister episode
>>71313228
I want a good shot of her armpit so bad
I'M at work did Tommen die?
>>71313165
9/10
4/10
This episode feels like a good farewell to two shitty seasons. I am fucking ready for season 7.
>>71314099
none of those things have plot armor though
>>71313746
>also wearing a Drumpf hat
That should be enough explanation for you
cersei is a fucking terrorist
Boy, Stannis is sure taking his time. What do you think he's up to?
>>71314047
I really fucking hope that Dany gets BTFO next season.
Guys please help me settle this argument, not trolling.
Did it look like they were setting up a Sansa vs Jon plot or did it just look like Sansa was scared of what Littlefinger was going to do to jon.
Im siding with the former but this is a big debate over here
>>71314054
>Toemen
Behind the Episode doesn't mention the "Promise me" scene. I guess their stance will be "no comment" on Jon's parentage for a year?
>>71313639
think so
>>71314113
>>71314157
I just suck at using Paint and managed to fuck shit up somehow
Daario is Victarion Greyjoy.
He's going to outflank Danaerys' ships from the rear while Euron attacks from the front.
I haven't watched the episode, what did the Tyrells do? I know Margaery and Loras are dead but did Olena say anything when Cersei was crowned queen?
so did ned stark murder all the women who say babby jon to keep it secret keep it safe
>>71313207
>abandon thread
>>71313165
6/10
4/10
>>71313392
jesus christ what a nu KEK
>>71314245
he jumped out of the window so yes
>kill off literally all the characters in Westeros
>Dany arrives and fights to win a country full of filler actors and background characters
Bravo D&D, you're doing a good job of managing this.
>>71313642
>tfw you'll never get to tap Margaery's sweet ass ever again
>>71314287
She went to hang in dorne with the sneks
>>71313945
Kingsguard and it is supposed to be the Closest relative to Robert
>>71314067
If they get pushed back, which they will, they need retreat to Friendly territory. Considering that the north's only border is with the Riverlands and the Riverlands border the Vale, they have to retake it. Not only that but they need the men and resources cause lets not forget, Winter has come.
>>71313545
new phone, who dis?
Was it me or was Mel extra cute this episode?
>>71314229
>Battle of the Bastards not worth watching
>>71314231
>>It's a Gwent episode
this is a good thing nigga
>>71314281
please let this be true!
>>71314287
>Olena
She's in Dorne
>>71313966
god damn my dick is diamonds
>>71314166
she's secretly in charge because she can manipulate littlefinger with her huge vag.
>>71313228
I got a heartwarming feel when she named Tyrion hand of the queen. She's alright
>>71314281
this
>Dany gets to King's Landing
>declares herself queen
>Everyone finds out that Jon is actually Rhaegar's son
>she has no more claim to the throne
>Jon is now king of Westeros
EVERYONE IS GETTING BTFO by the bastard. Dany and Jon will marry because Jon has the legitimate claim.
>>71314338
why not
>>71314099
bran can go back to the past and change it
checkmate dragonists
>>71313642
even died like a bitch
Maybe it's just because the theory has been pretty much accepted for ages, but why aren't more people talking about the fact that R+L=J is absolutely confirmedin the show at leastnow
>John uses a Mormont sword
>John fought ramsay with a Mormont shield
>First declared King in the North by Lyanna Mormont
Where were you when Jon Stark/Lyanna Mormont was confirmed?
>>71314151
This is who they cater to.
The only reason I still watch is because its near the end. Had I known how left wing it would swing, I'd have never started. The historical template that the world was renowned for has gone completely out the fucking window.
Literally tens of thousands of these tweets.
I hope the White Walkers kill them all, behead Dany and impale her fucking dragons.
>>71314229
Based rating desu famalanadingdong.
>>71314229
nice b8 m8
>>71314345
Every fucking time. Next you're going to say Hardhome was really good, right?
So who is Jon's father?
>>71314432
I whisi it happens. Not even kidding.
>>71313997
>people think cersei is responsible for that terrible accident
>>71314467
Jake a wild guess
>>71313379
ayyyyyyy
>>71314001
Spoiler: It's not snow.
It's Ashes of the dead.
>>71314432
WOLFBEAR
>>71314382
Even after she squeezes out Ramsay, Jr.?
>>71313746
clapping triggers some SJWs so she's snapping her fingers
I
am
not
joking
>>71314460
Hardhome was kino, the rest is hell, also gtfo reddit
>>71313126
This
>>71313449
Are his eyes blue?
>>71314528
oy vey
>>71313165
8/10 season. 10/10 episode
>R+L=J confirmed
>Cersei literally killed her last child
>Jamie is like "why do I like this bitch again"
>Starks got their revenge
>King of the North 2: electric boogaloo
>Diana Rigg being Diana Rigg
>Teleporting Varys
>>71313642
>meafterthisseasonofgot.webm
>>71313406
The books are way too cynical for TV. Like, a lot of people call GoT cynical because popular characters are killed, but The Witcher books are downright depressing sometimes. Geralt's outlook on everything is so fucking bleak. The books are fantastic, but I don't think it translates well to TV.
>>71314229
>Season 4
>Good
2 > 1 > 3 > 6 > 5 > 4
The worst parts of this season is basically making the entire Arya storyline pointless in Braavos, and making Daario's entire bullshit with Dany pointless
>>71314432
>Dany is succesfull thanks to Mormont
Holy fuck, true kingmakers
>>71314281
Oh shit nigger, someone screencap
>>71313876
would bring home to mom/10
>>71314562
No it's just a thing artsy beatniks used to do and still do.
>>71314047
>all white women
>>71313396
you just listed what everyone who has read the books already knew.
>did you not know it was based on a book series?
The fuck do you sperglords call Littlefinger 'cia'?
>>71314692
Same actor.
>>71314641
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3323166/Some-college-students-Yale-Brown-prefer-finger-snapping-applause.html
I wish it was just hipsters being hipsters
>>71314692
it's the same guy who plays CIA
how can you have missed this?
>>71314692
it's a meme, they think it's funny because they never leave their basements
>>71313997
Reminder that Yara agreed to give up on raiding and reaving which is literally the only way the Ironborn can survive since they live on a bunch of floating rocks.
Reminder that Arya is such an adept assassin that she can murder two lords, chop them up, cook them and serve them to the lord of the Riverlands without being spotted or caught despite the fact that she was wandering around in the open like a retard two episodes ago.
Reminder that Sansa is a literal retard who places stock in the things Littlefinger says despite the fact that she herself says it's a bad idea to believe him and will likely betray Jon like a power hungry bitch despite the fact that she's pretty much the only good thing to happen to her since the show started.
>>71313521
didnt you listen to her whisper to ned? you can see her mouth say rhaegar, and you can actually hear her say "robert will kill him"
>>71314748
>daily mail
>credible in any way
It's fucking hipsters being hipsters, stop being a fucking moron looking for things to trigger yourself with.
>>71314692
You're a big guy.
>>71314692
>Asking on /tv/
>asking on 4chan
Holy shit newfag
>>71313165
This episode was the worst they have ever done. Predictable, corny, cheesy, you name it. All the dialogue was disgustingly bad, everything felt like fan service for casuals.
>>71314799
>projectinng
>>71313379
Oh fuck, Carlos!
>>71314281
I can hear the feminist banshee wails from here and I LOVE it.
Pls be true.
>>71314786
That doesn't help. CIA from which series?
RIP Smirkfu, literally had her flesh burned from her bones
>>71314594
>Teleporting Varys
He literally departed from Mereen several episodes ago implying he was aware of the explosion in KL before then.
>>71314883
Fucking Batman, dude. Or are you too cool for "capeshit?"
>>71314830
I just picked the first result, here, debunk every media outlet in existance:
https://www.google.com.br/search?q=clapping+triggering+snap+fingers&oq=clapping+triggerin&aqs=chrome.0.69i59j0j69i57.2452j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
or just accept the facts
>>71314883
Homestuck
>>71314883
Who is CIA?
Tell me about Littlefinger.
>>71313642
some BODY once told me the world was gonna roll me
>>71314883
fuck off
>>71314914
And he was in Dorne and Meereen within the span of less than one episode
>>71314883
>wasting time on /tv/
>not master in baneposting
dude gtfo
>>71314914
>several
>2 episodes ago
And Jamie wasn't, but he saw the look of how demented she is and is now having second thoughts. Once he finds out. Bitch will die.
>>71314497
true
TWoW WHEN
>TWoW WHEN
TWoW WHEN
>TWoW WHEN
I just want out this shit show
>>71314883
>>71314936
Most of them refernece ONE event
>this happened at this one place, thus it's a widespread thing and not runoff from the beatnik movement and it's decendants.
>>71313379
you stole that joke from that guy in the other thread. fuck you.
>>71314231
>It's a random story unrelated to the plot revealed to be a gwent game Geralt was playing episode
>>71314103
Oh fuck you are right
>>71314390
Dragons though
>>71315162
NExt year most likely
>>71314804
Still though, not mentioning what a fucking pimp Rhaegar was... It helps explain how Jon is such a pic related.
>>71315187
just give me some source on your claim then and I'll be off
>>71314004
work that dick boi
>>71314099
she's fucked when winter comes
>>71314390
>She turns her dragons round to burn the raping 170,000 strong muslim horde into ash and orders her Unsullied to jump off a cliff
That would be fucking funny.
Who else was /triggered/ by
>justice, vengeance
>fire and blood.
>>71314152
I think I'm in love
Is Jaime going to kill the Mad King (Queen) again?
I don´t even give a fuck, cersei will die soon and still the most powerful peope on westeros will all be women, jon being the only man who can contest that but he´s got sansa and arya to keep him in check
and u kno that greyjoy motherfucker will be the first to be cut down
end of season 7 dany will ditch jon and go on a lesbo spree with yara lol
>>71314047
>>71314151
>>71314440
Who here is ready for Yara to backstab Dany and for Dorne and Highgarden to do their own thing and for the whole damn feminist alliance to collapse all in one season?
anyone got a screenshot of smirkfu's final moment? ;_;
>>71315480
POTTERY
O
T
T
E
R
Y
Mary Sues: The show
>>71314099
>three massive dragons
1 massive, 2 stunted
>the unsullied
Got rekt easy by harpes. Be even easier with PLATE WEARING ARMIES.
>the dothraki
They never fought pikes before or faced actual military tactics and stone castle sieges.
>the greyjoy + ships
Wildfire and lead into shallow waters does that job.
Can't comment on other 2. Not seen episode yet lol
>>71315316
You have the power of google at your fingertips.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Beatnik%20Applause
>the exact kind of finger snapping she used in the webm
great episode but needed some lady brienne to complete it
>>71314079
>next weeks previews
>>71315591
Oh plus Winter and white walkers.
>>71313591
>in a world where britcuck celebrate the day some idiot tried to blow up the government,
Why does this surprise you?
>>71315525
Not seen it yet but I hope its like that famous Terminator nuke scene with the playground and burning bodies.
>>71315623
Tormund+Brienne = Azor Ahai
>>71314211
He already burned his hand in the first season when he killed the wight in Mormont's chamber. It ain't happening.
>>71315004
Episode #s aren't an established measurement of travel time.
What was that amazing song that played during the KL segments? Can't find that shit on the season 6 soundtrack
>>71315711
Oh look, we have a 13-year-old statist here lads!
>>71315004
>i don't understand that things aren't being shown chronologically
>>71315931
My point is, you colossal faggot, people like seeing shit explode. Why do you think Micheal Bay still has a job?
>>71315922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS-gbqbVd8c&list=PLrqrQt36ddwDhQFbwqz5cB5C6Ab71ykQR&index=59
>>71316091
You the real MVP anon, many thanks
>>71316164
Regards,
Dolan
>Kings landing face when
>>71316091
Ma nigga!
Have this sex robot gif as thanks
So, now that the kajillion-ton stockpile of wildfire is burned up, how will they defend King's Landing next time?
>>71314883
noice b8m8
Nobody has webm'ed Lyanna whispering to Ned yet?
>>71316621
I thought I heard "His name is..."
>>71316621
She says "Aejon Targ"
Ned shortened it to Jon.
>>71315711
Can tell who the mad catholic is here.
At least read about history before posting.
>>71314079
STANNIS CONFIRMED IN NEXT EPISODE
S-STANNIS CONFIRMED
CLEGANE B-BOWL
We only got a shitty look at Gregor's face. I has a sad.
