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>>71227312
>>71231117
>early
Why so faggoty?
Azor Bradamante
>>71231117
Azor Jon
>>71231117
Is this some kind of new meme I missed or why is kit small
>>71231117
was getting encircled part of your plan?
Super early and wrong backlink. wew lad
>>71229526
azor stannis
Sansa won't marry Petyr or fuck him, if she does she knows she'll lose all power over him.
>Petyr: She may not be the grandest ship in the world or the fastest, but she's mine. I've always wanted a ship. Now I want a dozen. Strange, isn't it?
>Sansa: What is?
>Petyr: It doesn't matter what we want, once we get it, then we want something else.
>>71231117
>dragonglass is treated like some invaluable rarity
dragonstone is literally a fucking mountain full of it. don't have money? no, you don't even have to import it. it is so commonplace there that it has completely lost its' value. just send 2 galleys there and fill them with it.
the reason why they act like this is likely to have mary sue ride her dragons to westeros and save the day.
All hail His Grace,The butchers boy, the Prince who was Promised, the Son of Ice and Fire, the First of His Name, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.
Next Episode confirmed info:
>Cersei doesn't show up to her trial.
>Cersei blows up the Great Sept of Baelor with wildfire, killing Mace, Loras, Margaery, Kevan, High Sparrow, some Sparrows, some random citizens, and Lancel
>Qyburn has his little birds kill Pycelle
>Tommen commits suicide by jumping out of a window
>The Mountain kills Septa Unella, Oberyn/Elia Martell style; possibly kills more Sparrows
>Arya kills Walder Frey
>Arya makes Frey pies(possibly just poisoned pies)
>Jon is named King in the North by the Northern lords, Manderly(or someone who fits his description) gives a speech that convinces them all
>Dorne will appear
>Sam arrives at Oldtown
>Davos makes Melissandre tell Jon that she burned Shireen
>Bran sees the rest of the Tower of Joy scene
>Bran and co. arrive at The Wall, Benjen leaves
>Jon learns his parentage(not 100% confirmed)
>Daenerys sets sail for Westeros(final scene)
Sources:
https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/4l0nie/fucking_cunts_where_are_next_weeks_spoilers/d3jwxbd
https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/4nmmoc/first_and_last_post/
https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/4nler0/spoilers_for_rest_of_the_season/ - confirmed by truede
https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/4gbh57/the_freefolk_s6_ghoul_pool/d2gkqex
http://watchersonthewall.com/topic/jon-and-littlefinger-scene/
http://watchersonthewall.com/game-thrones-season-6-soundtrack-arriving-june-24th/( for the Dany and Sam parts specifically)
Hi where do you keep your memes?
Bradamante is finished
>>71231149
is this your first day here anon? you miss reddit yet?
Reminder
1>2>3>4>5>6
Azor Cute
>>71231197
Rude.
Where's the report button?
>>71231226
Click the sideways triangle on the upper right of the post
>>71231226
Press cmd-q to report a post
first for mother of craps
>>71231246
Thanks friend :-)
How can I upvote and gift you 4chan gold?
>>71231168
Stannis!
>>71231153
You're one to talk, Mr Puppyfu.
>Implying that anything in the universe is hotter than this
Why even try? Sophie Turner looks like Fiona from Shrek
>>71231291
bad stale b8
>>71231266
How do I know thats Dany and not just some random beaner?
>battle against the nights king
>all our heros fall one by one including jon, dany, jaime, bronn, dragons,etc
>all hope seem lost
>when suddenly in the distance a figure appears
>it cants be
>AzorEuronarrives
>hes wearing his trusty Valyrian steel chestplate
>bumrushes all the white walkers and takes them all down one by one turning them all to ice dust when he tackes them
>gets behind the nights ing and says "looks like you didnt pay the iron price" as he suplexes the fuck out of him
>all of westeros is saved
>tfw
rate my ending M8's
>>71231155
>wrong backlink
no, it's the correct backlink
that thread is "eternal /got/" not "eternal /got/ general"
>>71231132
Surely you mean Rubber Jon, the sissy that was promised.
>>71231172
>implying sansa wont become his partner in crime
fuck off
>>71231184
They didn't know it worked until recently.
The Nightswatch also has a tiny budget
>>71231334
I fucking knew you made this thread.
>>71231298
this
>>71231314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHn6s7gGA2Y
>>71231204
what's wrong with season 5?
>>71231321
0/10 because Euron is a fag in the show
10/10 if in the books
>>71231298
She looks so cute when she isn't Dany.
>>71231195
wat happen?
Also season 6 Soundtrack when? It was the only good thing this season other than the battle
Why did Bran send the Dragons to Meereen instead of using them to kill Ramsay? Obviously it is according to keikaku, but I can't quite parse it out.
>>71231358
one of the hottest women alive desu
>>71231303
Are you still here, dumbass?
>>71231354
It's worse than 1,2,3 and 4... and 6
>>71231339
Not until the Lannisters are BTFO'd. They will kill Littlefinger for helping a known Kingslayer
>>71231321
>Bronn
>implying Bronn would go anywhere near White Walkers.
>>71231370
he can see all space and time, so he knew the best place for them. #basedbran
>>71231382
why wouldn't i be
i'm here to talk about game of thrones
what is your favorite game of thrones episode
Rubber sword Jon
> https://www.yahoo.com/style/gif-jon-snow-rubber-sword-181432803.html
Who is puppyfu? Why do I always see her randomly mentioned?
Which actress are you talking about?
>>71231382
You're in his thread right now m8
>early
>wrong autistic backlink
>eternal /got/ general
>shit OP pic (usually fan art but varies)
It's how you know it's brad.
>>71231392
>and 6
No season 6 is worse. At least season 5 mostly tried to have a coherent storyline and it had based Stephen Dilanes acting. Season 6 is filled with awful writing with literally only one half decent episode.
>>71231424
The one where Dany gets raped by horse isis
>>71231370
Bran likes watching people get murdered.
>>71231392
Thanks for being specific, mate. Definitely not a faggot.
>>71231429
>Yahoo
Please fuck off.
>>71231433
she plays lyanna in episode 10
>>71231429
Is that what the girls call him?
>>71231402
>implying him and sansa wont be plotting to BTFO the lannisters next season
stop it
>>71231433
Myranda, I'd assume
>>71231429
what the fuck is this
>>>/facebook/
Why do the Night's watch men wear black?
Do they not know that snow is white, and being camouflaged is kind of important when ranging?
>>71231424
S4E8.
Leslie Jones Watches Game of Thrones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM9UvNomgV0
>>71231468
ohzge? i thought she was turkfu
>>71231452
Well, imo all episodes of season 5 were shit except Hardhome. In season 6 I really liked Battle of the Bastards, The Door and probably I will like Winds of Winter too. Only if ToJ reveal though.
anyone have the picture of jaime with the book quote about him looking back on himself and saying that he became the smiling knight?
>>71231493
>They didn't call it Game of Jones
>>71231486
Camouflage wasn't a thing in the West until the Boer wars.
>>71231449
i didn't make the thread early
only reason i made it at all was to ensure that all the correct information was in the OP
Why is Jons new theme so good bros?
>>71231462
>>71231482
.gif was too big and I was too lazy for conversion to smaller size.
>>71231522
Yes they did. Watch the clip, faggot.
>>71231321
fuck yes
>>71231547
>Watch the clip, faggot.
Fuck no, it has Leslie Jones in it.
>>71231540
because it has targaryen theme in it
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.
>>71231547
>Watch the clip
Why would anyone want to do that though
>>71231547
Fuck off shill. Nobody wants to watch that nigger clickbait shit.
>>71231493
>seth meyers
have you guys ever watched this guy's show
not even the audience laughed at his jokes in the monologue
>>71231541
>he doesn't have the .webm that was originally posted here
>>71231572
No it doesn't. It has a new version of the Stark theme
1:56
what did she mean by this?
https://youtu.be/wk-wgMXgrRI?t=116also someone make webm with sound and crosspost, pretty please? with the eye thing
>>71231493
>>71231582
Seth is the definition of JUST
>>71231424
Season 1 Episode 9
It's all downhill from there
>>71231587
Yes, I only spend 16 hours a day here, not 24. sorry.
Why do CIA and Sansa always stand like this? Is this intentional?
Why do the swords all have to be so boring? Lightbringer doesn't glow, Dawn isn't white, Oathkeeper and Widow's Wail aren't red. WHY?
>>71231602
i miss larry
he was so funny
>>71231568
>Jaime sat alone at the table while the shadows crept across the room. As dusk began to settle, he lit a candle and opened the White Book to his own page. Quill and ink he found in a drawer. Beneath the last line Ser Barristan had entered, he wrote in an awkward hand that might have done credit to a six-year-old being taught his first letters by a maester:
>“Defeated in the Whispering Wood by the Young Wolf Robb Stark during the War of the Five Kings. Held captive at Riverrun and ransomed for a promise unfulfilled. Captured again by the Brave Companions, and maimed at the word of Vargo Hoat their captain, losing his sword hand to the blade of Zollo the Fat. Returned safely to King’s Landing by Brienne, the Maid of Tarth.”
>When he was done, more than three-quarters of his page still remained to be filled between the gold lion on the crimson shield on top and the blank white shield at the bottom. Ser Gerold Hightower had begun his history, and Ser Barristan Selmy had continued it, but the rest Jaime Lannister would need to write for himself. He could write whatever he chose, henceforth.
>Whatever he chose …
>>71231568
thanks anon
>>71231621
CGI is expensive, yo
>>71231621
Normies don't care.
>>71231364
It has been out for a few days now..
>>71231602
>Implying the King in the North scene and Blackwater wasn't GOAT
>>71231602
>>71231622
i don't hate black people
>>71231638
Well you could just put some red paint on OK and WW
>>71231621
They'd probably have to tack on a bunch of special effects and it'd look fake as fuck. And most of the audience doesn't understand it anyway.
>>71231658
OH SHIT. I need to get it now
>>71231621
Dawn is white.
Does anyone else think he comes off as slightly effeminate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE4SYPAoHKY
>Tyrion whining about Theon making too many dwarf jokes the last time they met
>Theon didn't make any dwarf jokes and it was in fact Tyrion who was an incredible asshole to Theon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr39g6hPB_8
What did he mean by this?
>>71231301
He run things until robert is old enough, basically roberts babysitter. But he has to listen to robert and the other vale Lords.
>>71231592
I want her to raid my home and take me as a salt husband/thrall
I would worship her ass 24/7
>>71231694
He's not going to turn gay just because you wanna fuck him. Stop trying so hard mate
>>71231702
Tyrion's always been an asshole. He was just breaking balls.
>>71231702
wherever whores go
>>71231720
>He's not going to turn gay
>turn
>>71231479
She's hipbonefu
>Chivalry, the dominant political ideal of the ruling class, left as great a gap between ideal and practice as religion. The ideal was a vision of order maintained by the warrior class and formulated in the image of the Round Table, nature's perfect shape. King Arthur's knights adventured for the right against dragons, enchanters, and wicked men, establishing order in a wild world. So their living counterparts were supposed, in theory, to serve as defenders of the Faith, upholders of justice, champions of the oppressed. In practice, they were themselves the oppressors, and by the 14th century the violence and lawlessness of men of the sword had become a major agency of disorder. When the gap between ideal and real becomes too wide, the system breaks down. Legend and story have always reflected this; in the Arthurian romances the Round Table is shattered from within. The sword is returned to the lake; the effort begins anew. Violent, destructive, greedy, fallible as he may be, man retains his vision of order and resumes his search.
>>71231702
yes we all watched the preston video
Identify this woman
>>71231592
That she wants to fuck the tits off of Dany.
>>71231774
>women
>>71231189
Roxanne McKee won a competition to become a star of Hollyoaks.
>>71231757
...oh
>>71231774
nipplefu
>>71231774
Female
>>71231774
idk but that is sexy af
>>71231690
It's pretty amazing, it is probably the best one so far. Especially Light of the Seven, Hear Me Roar, Trust Eachother, Maester, The Tower.
>>71231592
>thanks for all the bum love
Man I wish more women were nomral like her and didn't sperg out over compliments
So, did House Mazin ever end up calling for the Starks?
>>71231782
Why is Yara so ugly on the show?
>>71231840
how is she ugly?
>>71231840
Because she's ironborn and ironborn fucking suck
Azar Gendry
>>71231691
No, you're thinking of Dorne.
>>71231339
>>71231475
>>71231219
>>71231251
Sorry for the late response. Glad to hear it. I prefer discussing GoT here as well, even with all the shitposting. It's kind of endearing recognizing all the same anons with the same posting habits. I hate it when they pin a thread like during the premiere and destroy our thread culture.
What's their endgame with the Gilly plotline?
>>71231856
I don't know, how are you such a colossal faggot? It's just the way things are.
>>71231856
Are you gay or blind?
>>71231857
But in the book isn't she described as pretty?
>>71231887
Killed and turned into wights. Kills Sam
>>71231887
Geor...I mean, Sam, gets to live however he chooses and gets to fuck Gilly everyday and night.
>>71231774
Meera.
>>71231887
To promote autism awareness
>>71231905
>Still thinking books have anything to do with the show
Go back to season 4 mate
>>71231887
Someones got to tell Dany about the others.
Anybody else actually kind of excited to see the Dornish shit show on Sunday?
>>71231938
I was wondering if they made her ugly on purpose
>>71231949
>Excited
my nigga, what?
>>71231949
Who are those ladies?
>>71231627
Best character in the books without a doubt.
>>71231949
I never understood sadomasochism
>>71231905
>Are you gay or blind?
i'm neither
i just don't have ridiculous standards that chicks needs to meet in order to be considered attractive i guess :^)
>>71231540
link?
>>71231949
Only if the sneks get killed
>>71231966
It's like a terrible car accident. It's awful, but I'm super curious. Plus, that's the only aspect of the finale that isn't leaked yet.
>>71231984
Heard of that too, am currently at page 500 of acok. Very excited for affc because of him
>>71231984
And in the show.
>>71231994
hi brad.
why are you such a shitposter?
>>71231949
not really
i couldn't stand their scenes, and i'm not sure if it's because the writing was so poor or their acting was bad, or both
I thought Jaime only told Brienne about what happened between him and Aerys? How does Tyrion suddenly know?
>>71231627
>>71231984
>>71232022
Edgelords
>>71231949
Fuck no!
>>71232037
That's what he does. He drinks and he knows things.
>>71231840
I think Yara's homely and not ugly. She's girl next door hot rather than superstar hot.
>>71232022
No, in the show he's just a faggot that pines after his sister. muh woman power forces him to be a slave of Cersi
>>71232022
>Still in love with Cercei
Not really. But if he kills Cercei in the final episode he'll be pretty damn cool I guess.
why is this so bad all of a sudden?
>>71232033
i'm a good poster
>>71232033
he ain't no shitposter. just a 45 year old guy.
>>71231592
She's so nice.
>>71231402
>>71231475
>implying Cersei hasn't just BTFO the Lannisters herself
All the competent ones are gone, Crown's gone.
>>71232063
He will be at the Twins next episode, when Arya kills Walder Frey, but it is already confirmed Jaime won't die this season.
>>71231994
look at the pic you posted faggot. I would rather fuck arya
>>71231949
why the fuck did you have to remind me
>>71232037
D&D butchering Jaime's character once again.
>>71231538
>made and posted before bump limit
>not early
>weird obsession with exact proper name in the subject
Fuck off.
>>71231840
I find her less ugly-looking in the show than in real life with all that make-up.
>>71232093
>Implying there's anything wrong with fucking Arya
Dany still best girl though
New Comfy Kit
>tfw the mods will can /got/ immediately after the finale
I'm gonna miss you lads.
>>71231994
She looks like a skinny version of this fat camp counselor chick I knew when I was in elementary school. She was always crying about shit, a real delicate whiny snowflake type. Don't remember her name or anything about her other than what I've just said, but for whatever reason, whenever I picture what a redditor looks like, I picture fat Yara.
>>71232093
some like women and some (you) like girls.
>>71232106
A little disappointed they never went with Cersei blowing up the tower of the hand in the show was a pretty cool moment in the books and is obviously some nice foreshadowing of what is to come.
>>71232093
She looks alright to me
>>71231949
Of course, and why the fuck not? It's not like the show is going to get any better.
reminder cleganebowl is DECONFIRMED
HAHAHAHAHAHAN
>>71232061
Rewatch the damn show faglord.
A CROWN FOR KING!
>>71232159
Replaced by WinterHYPE
Hound vs Walkers
>>71232128
would smash
>>71231994
The scene where Theon was fingering her from behind made my penis swell imagining myself in Theon's place and feeling her bum on my dick.
>>71232163
That's quite the argument you have.
>>71231613
Foreshadowing of how they'll both be ran through the midsection by a blade.
>I looked for you on Youtube,” GRRM said to them.
>“We were not there,” Ser Preston answered.
>“Woe to the Hacks if we had been,” said Ser Benny.
>“When Season Six came, Ser DABID slew your Dornish Master Plan with a stronk snek, and I wondered where you were.”
>“Far away,” Ser Preston said, “or Quentyn would yet be alive, and our false showwriters would burn in seven hells.”
>“I came down on the Hugos to attack the Puppies,” GRRM told them, and the authors Gaiman and King sided with me, and all our feminist fans hollered and hooted. I was certain you would be among them.”
>“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Marcus.
>“Lady Linda is fled to Westeros.org, with Elio and the wiki. I thought you might have left with her.”
>“Lady Linda is a good autist and true,” said Ser Benny.
>“But not of the Tinfoilguard,” Ser Preston pointed out. “The Tinfoilguard does not flee.”
>“Then or now,” said Ser Marcus. He donned his "Stannis is alive".
>“We swore a theory,” explained autistic Ser Preston.
>GRRM’s Salad Dressings moved up beside him, with a pizza in hand. They were 168 pages against three.
>“And now it releases,” said Ser Preston Jacobs, the Sweet of the Robin. He unsheathed 1000 Worlds and held it with both hands. The video series was longer than essays, alive with aspergers.
>“No,” GRRM said with hunger in his voice. “Now it ends.
>>71232061
>What is season 2
>What is season 3
Bearded dirty prison Jaime best Jaime
What if Cleganebowl becomes Jaime vs The Volcano?
>>71232198
You're 3 seasons behind, m8.
>>71232037
Jaime and Tyrion were best bros. I'm sure he was asked at some point
>GoT characters that you can probably beat in a footrace
>>71232093
i think she's attractive because i'm not gay and i like women.
i wanna plow sophies vagina so hard
>>71232192
>would burn in seven hells
Was Dante's Inferno published in Westeros?
>>71232079
wow, i can't imagine being fourty five years old and browsing /got/, actually I can't imagine even browsing 4chan at that age.
>>71232217
what do you mean
>>71232192
Lady Linda is indeed a good autist and true.
I'm sure Jaime is into Brienne. Cersei B T F O
>>71232236
>she
>>71232128
Her fucking jaw is too big. I don't think she's anything special
>>71232236
As a fag myself, She is pretty bammin slammin booty-licious
>>71232079
>just a 45 year old guy
what? lol
>>71232236
Gilbert king
>>71232232
Pre-snekking, of course
>>71231826
and of course that retard interviewer tried to make a big deal out of it
>does it feel objectifying?
>HURR DO YOU FEEL AS IF THEY RAPED YOU WITH THEIR WORDS?
Worst thing is that it happened real fast he didn't exactly plan all of it, he was even surprised... So it came naturally to him. People talked about how she had a nice ass and his first reaction is to think it was wrong and oppressive and shit.
>Jon cucks Sansa out of a throne and LF out of a Queen for a wife
>reveals to Jon he's a Targ and shouldn't be King in the North
>Jon marries Sansa
>becomes King in the North and of the Seven Kingdoms
>cucks LF out of a wife
>his face when
LEAKED EPISODE 10 FINAL SCENE DETAILS
>Dany and co are on the shores of Meereen, looking at Euron's recently arrived 1000 ship fleet
>Yara says they just have to burn the ship Euron is on and they can win
>"But Euron isn't on any of those ships"
>They all turn, it was Daario who said it
>He breaks the pommel of his dagger
>It was a glamor, he's Euron
>Kills Greyworm, grabs Dany
>She says her dragons will burn him alive
>"No, they won't"
>A deep horn is heard from the fleet, all 3 dragons take off in unison towards it
>"Those dragons belong to me now, and so do you"
>Cut to black
>And who, are you...
>>71232306
>>Jon marries Sansa
still going with this one huh
>>71232236
But that's a man in a wig.
>>71232232
Rickon while being chased by Rmasay
>>71232278
Don't act like your autistic ass hasn't been here since the beginning of time.
>>71232060
>homely
That means unattractive.
>>71232317
for true?
>>71232306
>Jon marries Sansa
>Implying he won't marry his hot aunt
Arya, with her Faceless Men assassin skills+mutant healing factor VS Brienne with her meme sword+full armor, who wins?
>>71232278
hey, it's okay. older folks browsing 4chan is allright and I'm sure you'll get used to the way ppl are communicating here.
>>71232325
kek
Are you supposed to hate the Imps girlfriend who he brings to King's Landing and makes her stay in his room?
Because I really hate her
>>71232325
>playing shit for laughs of Littlefinger getting cucked is considering shipping
Kek.
Why so obsessed brad?
Jon and Sansa just being cousins and the fact that they mirror Ned and Cat does make me think that they'll end up getting married.
There's already tons of sexual tension between them.
>>71232317
This is legitimately better than anything D&D could do with that storyline.
>>71232366
>triple cuck Jorah, Daario and Yara
YES
>>71232317
nah, too well written
>>71232317
That honestly sounds like a load of bull
>>71232377
Nigga you are 4 seasons behind
>>71232378
>I ship Jonsa
>>71232386
>There's already tons of sexual tension between them.
Honestly no.
>>71232410
>implying Euron=Daario is well written and makes any sense
No
>>71232366
>>71232403
it is coming
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>71232414
oh
so I guess I should skip ahead? this all doesn't matter?
>>71232363
Shitposting for half your life. Truly impressive.
>>71232377
Neither the character nor actor are likeable whatsoever.
>>71232413
Well it seems like there's no fooling you.
>>71232245
Who cares how unimaginative you are because the truth is you probably will still be here when you're 45.
>>71232429
please explain this meem
>Greensight: the ability to see the world through the eyes of the Weirwood trees
>Weirwood trees: Only trees in Westeros that aren't green.
B R A V O G R R M
>>71232428
It will be great
>>71232366
They're both targaryen. It will like more happen than jonsa.
>>71232363
of course you are. here on the internet, we can all be whoever we are. I'm a 22 year old modern literature student with just one leg.
>>71232460
>you probably will still be here when you're 45
lol no
>>71232484
what happened to your other leg?
>>71232444
No but why are you in this thread? it's full of spoilers lol
>>71232468
you see the green....
>>71232468
what a hack
>>71232480
>mfw people are gonna cream themselves over aunt/nephew sex
Incest will be one step closer to being accepted on tv
>>71232508
forgot image
>>71232480
He's also a resurrected corpse. Can he even have kids? Will his magical resurrection even last beyond the end of the conflict with the bothers? Who knows?
>>71232508
brother/sister sex was at the very first episode. aunt/nephew is nothing.
Friendly reminder that Emilia Clarke > Daenerys Targaryen
>>71232540
And they were twins on top of that
>>71232540
But the brother/sister was shameful cause it led to a kid getting pushed out and is shown in a bad light, cheating, cucking, madness, etc with both parents being pretty or kinda fucked up.
aunt/nephew between Jon and Dany, two "good" characters will be applauded
>>71232491
car accident. shit happens. but the worst thing is that I'm a constant liar. even in situations in which it would be totally unnessesary. at least my husband loves me for who I am.
>>71232507
Like you don't play around in your isolation bubble.
>>71232545
that is no question.
>>71231321
Underrated
Mfw "you didn't pay the iron price"
*unsheathes Lightbringer Katana*
who are the SJWs of westeros
>>71232568
are you the bottom faggot
Why is GRRM such a disgusting old pervert? Can you imagine him sitting there typing out those 13 y/o Dany rape scenes with his disgusting fat sausage fingers, furiously hunt-and-pecking every letter into his old timey word processor machine?
>>71231189
>only blowing up the sept and not all of Kings Landing
The mad king is rolling in his grave.
>>71232567
>two "good" characters
there are no good characters in this show.
Besides they are targaryen. they answer to no one.
>>71232603
The Starks, but they are SJWs in a good way.
>>71232508
Targs are ok with incest. It's consider disgusting if they're not targayen.
>>71232613
>rape
>>71232063
Remember in the books he realized that Cersei only thinks of him as a walking dildo since she also slept with their cousin and maybe even moon boy too.
>>71232000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNmv1-iRXfI
3:50
>>71232610
>implying I'm a man
>>71232603
sand sneks
>>71232603
The Sparrows and Dany obviously, while unironically being Bush as well
>>71232627
Lots of people root for Jon and Dany and think they're right in a lot of their views, values and actions.
So they're considered good.
>>71231774
maxmoefoe
Now that I think about it, this season went absolutely fucking nowhere.
Like outside of Jon taking Winterfell nothing of note has actually happened.
Did I just get tricked into watching literal filler for 9 hours?
>>71232650
Shut up faggot.
>>71232603
Brotherhood without Banners.
>>71232613
Yeah, that sounds fucking hot.
>>71232673
Hodor and 3ER dying I guess.
>>71232634
>rape
>"No?" Drogo asked. Dany moved his hands up on her body. "Yes" She whispered
Not accurately written but it was pretty much like this.
>>71232633
Not to normies watching it isn't.
If Viserys had fucked Dany in season 1, normies would've said "ew" , "that's disgusting"
>>71232673
Apart from Arya's "A girl finally became no one" and the battle for Winterfell I literally do not remember what happened in this season.
>>71232681
ugh, I'm terrified, you gonna call the internetpolice?
>>71232650
do you feel good when you tell people online that you are a girl, even though no one believes you?
I miss ramsay
>>71232670
i root for them too, but being right does not make them good.
>>71232714
Hodor?
>>71232714
Nothing did happen. Were mostly back where we were this time last season.
>>71232711
nigga jaime fucked cersei and no one batted an eye
>>71232629
>Starks
>caring about anything what happens in the South if it doesn't concern them
The Northerners in general are like Texas.
>>71232603
Dornish faggots
Look at the edicts some dornish whore wanted to pass
> Girls should henceforth be equal with boys in matters of inheritance
>The poor be given bread and beer in times of famine
>Men who lost limbs in war must be fed and housed afterward by whichever lord they had been fighting for when the loss took place.
>Husband who beat their wives should themselves be beaten, regardless of the motive for the chastisement.
>>71232484
cut the other leg and be emi? :3
>>71232736
Oh right, that too.
>>71232714
And really Arya is right back where she began when she got to Braavos, only now she can fight people better when its pitch black I guess.
We never actually saw her improve as a fighter and in every fight the Waif kicked the ever living shit out of her.
>>71232717
why would I feel anything here? a bit of amusement maybe. it's more entertaining than watching TV
>>71232750
>implying normies don't think Jaime fucking Cersei is disgusting and wrong
>>71232715
Last warning bud.
>>71232756
fucking dornish faggots should die
>>71232760
This. What was even the point of that storyline? Just so Arya could beat Waif in the dark? Or are we being rused and it's actually Arya who died?
>>71232757
only if she became my waifu :^)
>>71232711
I'm talking about the people in the show not the watchers
>>71232791
I'm shivering. pls senpai, do me no harm
>>71232778
>>71232750
>implying you arent samefagging
>>71232778
the only thing they found wrong is when jaime raped cersei infront of dead joffrey
>>71232711
Woulda been pretty hot desu
>>71232833
Okay, this is where we fuck, right?
>>71232843
(You)
>>71232673
Dany got her Westeros invasion force and forged an alliance with Greyjoys.
Riverrun is taken by Lannisters
King's Landing plotline
Boltons being wiped out.
I wish I could throttle morons who think that noylthing is happening if it isn't accompanied by fireworks the whole time.
>>71232827
And I was originally talking about people watching it on tv when you responded with >>71232633
>>71232843
Why would I samefag?
>>71232236
I think I find her attractive more for her personality. She's already kind of alright but I like 'tough' ladies, and not in the STRONKfemale! sense. She's just kind of perfect desu
>>71232871
nope, that's where you get cucked
>>71232673
Because it was literal filler. think about all the random ass banter scenes we got this season?
>finger in butt scene
>2 fucking tyrion, afro and obama scenes
>bronn fondling pod scene
>varys and tyrion just walkin around talking about how varys has no cock
The list goes on, there were so many "humor" scenes that the show forgot its suppose to be advancing the plot, I mean fuck just think about how much happened in season 1 and how much characters moved around and its astonishing how much the show has slowed down without GRRMs books to rely on.
Also im fairly certain there wasnt a single episode this season without a dick joke. These writers win an emmy every fucking year and this is what we get?
>>71231757
>those clothes
>crossing your legs like that
This is the non-fag/woman way to criss your legs.
>>71232756
Sounds pretty sensible to me desu.
>>71232317
>"DOSE DRAGONS BELONG TO ME NAOH AND SUU DUH YEW"
>*farts*
>>71231592
SALT WIFE FOR LIFE
>>71232613
>nigga did you even read the first book?
>>71233058
Who are you quoting?
>>71231675
"black people" is a racist term conjured by white people who know nothing of the internals and hierarchies of black society.
Its just a political term and doesn't really mean anything.
>>71231882
>thread culture
>being 4chan culture policeman
>bitching about 4chan culture
its like our own 4chan SJW
>>71231268
by sucking a cock
>>71232941
They've stretched things out this season. If you look at all that's happened to each character they've followed this season, it would barely fill an episode by itself.
Dany for instance:
>Escaped with dothraki
>Returned home
>BTFO slavers again with dragons
Arya
>trained by faceless men
>left faceless men
>attacked by waif and killed her
>left faceless men for good
Jon
>brought back to life
>fought Ramsay
Bran
>had visions
>ran away with Benji
And so on. Nothing really happened and I think they need some help navigating the world, otherwise this could really get bad really quickly and totally be a fuck up. Decisions made so far by the showrunners, with the crypto-feminism and unbelievable plot holes have significantly lowered the value of sitting down to watch the show in my eyes.
>>71231298
She looks like a chucky style doll brought to life
>>71231840
she looked THICC while talking to dany
