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>>71225188
Friendly Reminder that Azor means loving butt stuff.
azorcute
>>71227339
Makes sense that a loser like Jon would be into something like that.
>>71227312
Azor Stannis
>>71227339
>>71227357
oh really?
azor preston
Whoever says Davos is a pedophile is wrong.
WHO'S THE MAN WHO LEADS THE DEAD MASSES WHO'S A SEX MACHINE TO ALL THE LASSES
If CIA and Mace both die in the next episode we leave right? Who else is left to root for?
I don't want to watch based Brandon "Night's King" "Ice Darth Maul" "Literally Donald Trump" Stark to get beat by a crippled boy and some feminists
Was Azor Jon banned?
>>71227357
approved!
>"A shadow in your shape killed Renly"
What did she mean by this? No fucking seriously, how is this black piece of etheral shit supposed to have the slightest resemblance with Stannis?
>>71227312
He deserves some justice.
Anyone else think the episode 10 twist will be Davos being revealed as a pedophile?
As we've seen thus far in the show, he is very doting of little girls and holds some sort of power of persuasion over children.
It was highly inappropriate for an older man to spend that much time alone with a little girl who's not even blood related, and I'm surprised Stannis and his wife were so okay with it since it's pretty obvious he was grooming her with that stag toy.
It will be interesting to see if Melissandre will tell Jon the truth of what he was actually going to do with her after Stannis' Winterfell battle.
Azor Drogon
>Jon is Sansa's bitch
>Jaime is Cersei's bitch
>Theon is Yara's bitch
>Tyrion is Dany's bitch
>Euron is literally "toxic masculinity" the character
Where were you when they went completely overboard on the girl power/feminism shit? They're just pandering at this point and it's totally over the top.
>>71227421
>who else is left to root for
>>71227417
>>71227436
kill the side characters.
>>71227412
Correct. He's from Bongland, which makes him apaedophile.
>>71227441
Delete this ;_;
hate or love them, you gotta admit the lannisters have the best
>animal motif
>motto
>theme song
>>71227357
>bran
>cute
How many seasons are there left in this show after this one is finished? I think two at most
>>71227421
>implying bran isn't the night king
Best couple is going to be back!
Next Episode confirmed info:
>Cersei doesn't show up to her trial.
>Cersei blows up the Great Sept of Baelor with wildfire, killing Mace, Loras, Margaery, Kevan, High Sparrow, some Sparrows, some random citizens, and Lancel
>Qyburn has his little birds kill Pycelle
>Tommen commits suicide by jumping out of a window
>The Mountain kills Septa Unella, Oberyn/Elia Martell style; possibly kills more Sparrows
>Arya kills Walder Frey
>Arya makes Frey pies(possibly just poisoned pies)
>Jon is named King in the North by the Northern lords, Manderly(or someone who fits his description) gives a speech that convinces them all
>Dorne will appear
>Sam arrives at Oldtown
>Davos makes Melissandre tell Jon that she burned Shireen
>Bran sees the rest of the Tower of Joy scene
>Bran and co. arrive at The Wall, Benjen leaves
>Jon learns his parentage(not 100% confirmed)
>Daenerys sets sail for Westeros(final scene)
Sources:
https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/4l0nie/fucking_cunts_where_are_next_weeks_spoilers/d3jwxbd
https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/4nmmoc/first_and_last_post/
https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/4nler0/spoilers_for_rest_of_the_season/ - confirmed by truede
https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/4gbh57/the_freefolk_s6_ghoul_pool/d2gkqex
http://watchersonthewall.com/topic/jon-and-littlefinger-scene/
http://watchersonthewall.com/game-thrones-season-6-soundtrack-arriving-june-24th/( for the Dany and Sam parts specifically)
Jonautist is finally gone?
Azor Anzu!
will jon let edd know he has taken winterfell?
>>71227477
>denial
someone post the prestoncopypasta
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>71227476
>Hear me Roar!
literally gayer than renly
>>71227501
50% of the people in that picture are a cute. A CUTE!
>>71227441
Having daughterus is perfectly fine.
>>71227476
Mormont beats them in all those. And they still had their magical greatsword.
>>71227533
>http://watchersonthewall.com/game-thrones-season-6-soundtrack-arriving-june-24th/( for the Dany and Sam parts specifically)
Not to say this isn't real, but I don't give any credits to soundtrack stuff.
Not after the S3/S4 "That dark/heavy song is clearly for LSH!" debacle.
>>71227501
Someone post Meera x NK "YOU JUST KNOW" pic
>>71227357
>>71227406
He's a massive fucking faggot.
Finally a good thread. No Jon shitposting.
Azor Jon!
>>71227589
i cant tell if the branfu and frogfu posters hate each other or not
>>71227476
Greyjoys are better imo.
Their motto also tells you about the House itself.
>>71227625
Good.
>>71227357
fucking kys you autistic faggot
repost because new thread, also something to discuss aside shitposts.
Illyrio is trying to give (viserys/daenerys) an horde of 100k, but he's actually an aegon supporter...
one could think oh, he just wanted them to marry! but none of them is aware of the other, and they're each leading armies and still don't know of one another. Varys isn't doing anythiing, Illyrio isn't doing anything...
It's really weird.
Unless say they want targaryen to rule the entire world, so Varys keeps the harpy/slavers to busy Dany in Essos, while Aegon sweeps over westeros?
What do you think they're doing?
>/got/ will be off season in three days
It's been good lads. I look forward to the 10 months of super autism that follows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkUU3roBHYs
>called "The winds of winter"
>it's Daenerys' theme
Did the Iron Bank have some hand in murdering Jon or was it purely coincidental they happened to be at the Night's Watch the same time it happened, perhaps they payed people to stir up shit?
>It was all part of Little Finger's plan who is allied with the Iron Bank to get the wall
>The Wall is lacking supplies heavily, Little Finger is collecting supplies, he feels some disaster is coming but not sure what
Little Finger planned it all
>>71227618
which one
>>71227476
Greyjoy have the best theme.
What was his endgame?
>>71227477
>Bran
>Not cute
What are you, some kind of faggot?
>>71227665
>/got/
>off season
i've got some bad news
>>71227666
really makes you think
>dragonglass is treated like some invaluable rarity
dragonstone is literally a fucking mountain full of it. don't have money? no, you don't even have to import it. it is so commonplace there that it has completely lost its' value. just send 2 galleys there and fill them with it.
the reason why they act like this is likely to have mary sue ride her dragons to westeros and save the day.
>>71227595
The Winds of Winter is literally a dramatic rendition of Dany and Greyjoy themes. Not the same deal
All hail His Grace, Azor Jon of Houses Stark and Targaryen, the Prince who was Promised, the Son of Ice and Fire, the First of His Name, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ40jeahsrs [Embed]
>>71227666
D&D will make Dany win, what else is new?
>>71227688
>sam
>cute
>>71227702
the rediscovery of dragonglass being killed is relatively recent, and even then, the night's watch probably doesn't have the resources to do that. AND even if they did, most of the southerners would still not believe anything they would say in regards to white walkers and dragonglass and etc
>>71227675
The one with the love heart in the middle I think
1. Why didn't Ramsay's scouts see an army of few thousands march to Winterfell?
2. How did Jon avoid one thousand arrows?
3. What are helmets?
4. What are weapons for Wun-Wun?
5. What is snow?
6. What is winter.
7. Mud, fuck yes, makes for awesome cinematography.
8. Didn't know they had excavators in Westeros to pile up all those corpses.
9. What is zig-zag running?
10. What is caring for your litle brother's life?
11. U DUNNO HEM LMAO
12. What is 5-6 thousand dead men compared to CIA's deus ex machina and Sansas' smug face on the hill?
13. Why did the dogs wait for Sansa to show up in order to eat Ramsay?
14. What arestrong gates for Witnerfell?
15. Why kill Jon when you can shoot a dead giant right next to him?
friendly reminder the show made CIA weak for sansa:
>he will tell her he loves her
>it will be the most genuine and beta we have ever seen him
>mfw CIA is just sansa's jorah
Being Winterfell is suffering.
>>71227625
he is our precious boipucci fuck off
>>71227759
have at it
DA KING IN DA NORF
>>71227441
Nigga fuck you!
Little girls are awesome in an innocent way but because of people like you it's increasingly harder to interact with them as a stranger without people thinking it's got pedo connotations.
>>71227755
>being killed
being used to kill white walkers*
wew i need to take a break
>>71227751
>implying he isn't the cutest
>>71227632
We love everyone.except Bradamante
>>71227476
>>71227642
Greyjoy and Lannister mottos are shit
Stark and Targaryen are by far the best
>>71227654
>What do you think they're doing
Some Golden Company guy let slip in the books Aegon and them were to be involved in Dany-Drogo invasion. Why'd Illyrio think that could work out at all is beyond me. So I have my doubts in Varys and Illyrios ability to plan military campaigns.
>>71227790
Bless you
>>71227790
Night King is pure.
>>71227629
>>71227712
>>71227792
Jonbros United
>>71227785
Best castle in Westeros or best castle in the world?
>>71227781
i vote for this, it will make girl power moment, tumblr and feminazis will be happy, storm IMDB with 10s and D&D will open champange
>>71227712
>>71227629
>>71227792
We see you, Jonautist.
>>71227589
>>71227632
They're both maximum cute and pure.Frogfu is more cool, Bran is more cute.
>>71227712
>>71227629
>>71227395
>Azor
>>71227339
True. True.
>>71227434
shes a woman
>>71227853
It does look comfy as fuck
>>71227811
>Greyjoy
How? We do not Sow sums up the Ironborn culture in 4 words.
WHO DO YOU THINK SENDS THE WINDS IF NOT THE GODS (BRAN)?
Jon
o
n
>>71227888
You want comfy, you go to Bear Island
>>71227654
They only wanted Dany to marry Aegon after the Dragons. Before she was just a distraction and could have died in the Dothraki sea with Viserys for all they cared.
LADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MehJaeTVrxI
at 0:31... is that... is that Stannis the mannis?
>>71227850
Can you stop just for one thread?
>>71227762
The scouts saw Jon's forces coming. If you're talking about Vale, they must've not had scouts on that direction then.
>>71227926
No its some faith militant guy, maybe Lancel.
>>71227914
I want to get comfy with Lyanna Mormont chan
>>71227867
Elio betrayed the fanbase and George. He is a traitor and a scoundrel. He sucks cock for sweet sweet HBO money to buy dildos to satisfy his motherwife.
He should be removed and discarded in his position as leader of the book reader fanbase.
>>71227914
Comfiest coming thru
>>71227926
>HBO picked bran for still
what did they mean by this
>>71227926
It is Lancel
>>71227961
fuck, looked a lil bit like him from behind
so, R+L=J is definitely being confirmed right? right??
>>71227533
>>71227595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ40jeahsrs
[Azor Ahaintensifies]
>>71227981
wew i hope they revisit this setting
>>71227981
I wish they would do one episode dedicated to the white walkers showing their part of the north.
>>71227981
But wheres the lake to make love by? the waterfall to clean yourselves in? the fish to eat? the woods to hunt in? the cabin to sleep in?
>>71227926
>The Freys and the Lannisters send their REGARDS
The actor who plays Walder Frey is so fucking good. I wish he would survive, Arya can fuck off.
>>71227853
>not Sunspear
>not Highgarden
So Dany and Jon are gonna fuck and become the rulers of Westeros right
>>71227762
1. littlefinger visited ramsay; told him about the vale
2. nat 20
3. wat is iron
4. wun wun unarmed build
5. a herald of winter
6. a terrible season
7. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDjXMrGLuQw
8. KING OF THE HILL
9. ramsay would have had to actually aim
10. A MANS ROMANCE
11. BUTT STUFF
12. bear island shield
13. she probably had the cages opened
14. COLD ROLLED STEEL
15. ramsay would have been pin cushioned
>>71227976
How so? Explain.
>>71227821
post that you masturbated to sansa's lovemaking session with ramsay
>>71227914
And to think, all this time, that's where Ser Jorah was from.
>>71228062
Sounds like the kinda stuff a HUMAN FUCKING SHIT would enjoy
>>71227982
>what did they mean by this
He's the most interesting character on the show. Plus, beautiful people beget the most clicks. brilliant marketing, desu.
>>71227533
>http://watchersonthewall.com/topic/jon-and-littlefinger-scene/
what about Da FrEyZ
>>71227357
sex change operation when?
>>71227460
As I said, he will get beaten by a crippled boy and a bunch of SJWs and their castrated sidekicks.
>>71227476
The only thing they have going for them is the S2/S3 Lannister theme songs. The newer Stark ones could compete with them on those grounds. As for motto, Unbowed-Unbent-Unbroken/Family-Duty-Honour/Winter is Coming easily beat it. Not to mention their lion sigil is friggin retarded.
>>71228073
He does do a wonderful job of being a smug, oily, evil cunt. The scene with him and Roose after the RW was great.
EWW THAA FOOK UHH YEW?
>Song of ice and fire
>Son of ice and fire
>son of Stark and Targaryen
AZOR JON CONFIRMED
TWENTY FUCKING YEARS
ALL LEADING TO THIS CONFIRMATION
How would this based man deal with the White Walkers?
>>71228093
southern fucking shit
Preston is...
>>71228203
don't bully the Onion knight pls
>Chivalry, the dominant political ideal of the ruling class, left as great a gap between ideal and practice as religion. The ideal was a vision of order maintained by the warrior class and formulated in the image of the Round Table, nature's perfect shape. King Arthur's knights adventured for the right against dragons, enchanters, and wicked men, establishing order in a wild world. So their living counterparts were supposed, in theory, to serve as defenders of the Faith, upholders of justice, champions of the oppressed. In practice, they were themselves the oppressors, and by the 14th century the violence and lawlessness of men of the sword had become a major agency of disorder. When the gap between ideal and real becomes too wide, the system breaks down. Legend and story have always reflected this; in the Arthurian romances the Round Table is shattered from within. The sword is returned to the lake; the effort begins anew. Violent, destructive, greedy, fallible as he may be, man retains his vision of order and resumes his search.
>>71228260
NOWHITENZ
A blast from the past
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxsDSI3FXCc
>>71227476
the whole concept of a house motto is the gayest shit ever
like what is it supposed to be, a rallying cry? when do they say it? Never once in this show have I heard someone say their house words except the Starks (which doubles as a statement about the weather) and the Greyjoys (which is just a literal description of their way of life)
is Jaime gonna walk up to the Freys and yell "HEAR ME ROAR" and transform into a lion and kill them all
stupid as hell
>>71228275
Beston
>>71228275
A fag
>>71228268
Is this Griffith from Berserk or Bloodraven?
>>71228275
The King That Cares
>>71228275
bro
>>71228260
What if it turns out to be something completely different to what we think?
>>71228308
Dieu et mon droit
>>71227441
feeling that kids need nurturing and love to grow up not fucked up cause thats want u wanted as a kid doesnt make u a pedophile
with that logic every teacher in existence is a pedophile
>>71228161
is he gay or is he a tranny? make up my mind /got/.
>>71228340
Griffith
>>71228303
Бoжe caчyвaј
>>71228308
it makes sense in the context of a medieval setting
>>71228369
What if we read the leaks and know it's exactly what we thought all along?
>>71227476
I like the lord of light theme and the Stark theme that kicks in in 'The Tower' soundtrack from next episode
It's pretty powerful.
>ALSO R+L=J CONFIRMED
https://youtu.be/CJ40jeahsrs?t=96
What did she mean by this?
>>71228369
What if it doesn't matter who Jons real father is?
>>71228239
>When she thinks it's Stannis, Melisandre nicknames Azor Ahai/TPTWP "the Son of Fire"
>Melisandre now realizes TPTWP is Jon who is the Son[g] of Ice and Fire
>mfw the Fat Man seriously did this
This is no coincidence.
J O N
O
N
>Danaerys will be Queen of Westeros
>Yara wil be Queen of the Iron Islands
>Sansa will rule the North, the Riverlands and the Vale
>The sand sneks rule Dorne
>Margery will probably rule the Reach
>no one cares about the Stormlands
Strong wymen masterplan confirmed.
>>71228308
Hello Illyrio.
>>71228369
I'll be sad, but just want it over with, want to know what it was all about.
I'll be happy with either Jon or Dany on the throne, just want Targaryen rule again
I miss ramsay
>>71228369
Lyanna turns out to be a massive slut and fucked every highborn male in Westeros. She doesn't even know who the father is.
>>71227666
>'hear me roar'
>one of the dragons flies over to Tyrion because they're bros now
>Dany says it's his
>he climbs on & flies with Dany
>>71228441
She likes seeing leftists harassed by the police.
>>71228416
New Berserk anime starting in July, see you on /a/ when that happens.
Anyway, kinda hype for the next Season of /got/ since it means Dany plotline moves to Westeros so we'll have less jarring cuts.
>>71228369
what if it turns out preston was right the whole time
>>71228425
We don't know what happened in that tower anon.
Maybe Rhaegar already had his son in there and Lyanna was just looking after him?
>>71228448
Well obviously it does matter, Emma.
>>71228471
>well done stronk womyn, well done HOWEVER
If only
>>71228484
I can totally see Jon giving up the Iron throne to Dany even if he's a Targaryen, too. He remains King in the North of course.
>He rose and dressed in darkness, as Mormont’s raven muttered across the room. “Corn,” the bird said, and, “King,” and, “Snow, Jon Snow, Jon Snow. ” That was queer. The bird had never said his full name before, as best Jon could recall.
What did Bloodraven mean by this?
>>71228525
:^)
>>71228524
No its just an easter egg.
>>71228531
Just wait for the Night Queen to show up.
>>71228538
yeah him up north and dany in kings landing would be good, just gotta beat dem white walkers first
Preston
Boy these leaks sure killed any drama about the season didn't they? This is all new shit and we aren't even surprised anymore.
>>71228278
Cute, magical AND polite? Perfect King, desu. The North should feel blessed.
>>71228471
You forgot the part where the White Walkers break in and btfo everyone
>>71228513
Yeah, can't wait to find out what kind of shitshow they turn Berserk into, although personally I think it will be steller for the plot and characters itself.
>Anyway, kinda hype for the next Season of /got/ since it means Dany plotline moves to Westeros so we'll have less jarring cuts
If she moves, I'll definitely be willing to see an episode of Euron getting rekt Mastah Doran style.
Will we ever see him in the show?
When are these characters gonna fuck someone already?
Bran, Meera, Jon, Sansa, Arya, Hound, Beric, Thoros, Missandei, Tyrion, Jorah, Davos, Melly, Petyr, Tormund, Brienne.
You'd think the characters are all fucking celibate monks or some shit. Haven't fucked or gotten fucked in months
>>71228601
faggot
>Incompetent idiot who somehow ends up a general
>Survives a deadly battle through shear luck while acting incredibly stupid
>Gets saved by sudden outside help
So when did they decide that the horned White Walker who fought Jon on Hardhome was "the Night King"?
Davos mentioned him to Mormont as if everyone who knows about the White Walkers being real knows who he was talking about.
>>71228617
No, Bradamante, we won't. Go suck a butt.
>>71228617
Stannis already burned him last season
>>71228596
Pro tip: There will always be spoilers/leaks on the Internet.
>>71228617
Maybe as some masked stuntman for a 5 second flashback. Nothing more.
>>71228627
>Meera
Im sure he will find a nice girl to settle down with.
>>71228627
Petyr is waiting for that Sansa puss.
>>71228627
they need to focus on
>Game of Thrones TM
this might sound like a retarded question but how do eunuchs take a piss? I'm having a hard time picturing how Theon looks down there..
>>71228603
>drogon burns white walkers in 5 minutes flat
>dany: "Now that's what I call a sticky situation!"
>show ends with dany and yara scissoring while Jon caps in the corner
>10/10 on IMDb, sweeps awards, forever known as greatest TV show of all time
>>71228644
>He hasn't read the books
>>71228668
>wanting used goods
>>71228655
Not like this season. We knew how the entire battle went months before we even knew there was one.
>>71228682
He probably sits. Like a woman.
>>71227476
>implying implications
>we do not sow
>as high as honor
>ours is the fury
>winter is coming
>though all men do despise us
Would the battle have ended differently if Ramsay had Forrester ironwood?
>>71228627
>bran and meera on this list
>>71228686
*faps, fuk
>>71227312
Who else is looking forward to meeting between Jorah and stern Bearfu?
>>71228596
Its not the leaks that killed any Drama. Its the fact that the stupid shit in the leaks turned out to be true. What killed this season was terrible dumbed down writing.
>>71228666
Nice trips Satan.
>>71228666
>Bran wakes up to hear Meera taking Benjen's big wight cock
>yfw Meera wants to stay and follow Benjen after they bring Bran to Castle Black
>tfw martin decides to fuck with everyone
>Jon isn't prince that was promised
>Dany isn't prince that was promised
>it was Aegon all along
>he comes back, has hot targaryen incest with Dany
>rules westeros
>>71228687
The character on the show called the Night's King doers not exist in the books and is not the same as the historical book character by the same name as confirmed by GRRM
when does /got/ get banned?
Which Starkshit is best Starkshit?
>>71228743
She's gonna roast him all the way back to Essos
>>71228731
Who says he didn't? That bow of his was clearly ironwood.
>>71228752
Who is that guy on the left?
>>71227434
the shadow monster is balding like stannis so it must be stannis
>>71228770
10 PM EST Sunday.
>>71228687
I know about the legend of the Night King, but when did they decide that this particular White Walker was the WW's leader and should be called "the Night King"? That shit came literally out of nowhere.
>>71228756
>pic
Lel, based Jimmy
>>71228773
Why does Rickon always get ignored?
>>71228773
i only see three tully shits and a glorious targaryen
>>71228773
Best of shit is still shit.
>>71228773
bran>>>>>>>
>>71228770
Two days ago. Janny's on vay-cay.
>>71228770
About 2 weeks.
Would you buy the official GRRM approved cookbook?
>>71228020
I've been looking for the normal pitched version of this. Know where to get?
>yfw The Tower of Joy reveal really is just Jon being Rhaegar and Lyanna's son because dumb normie scum won't accept/comprehend anything else
>>71228811
>when
Never, it happened and they were like fuck it, he's world famous now
Theon takes throne before Euron calls dragons. It is known
>>71228607
>shitshow
Not too fond of the animation style but it's alright and I'm more concerned about the music and voice acting. Just finished watching the original series today and it's pretty dank. The new series is based on the good mangas though so I'm very eager to see how it plays out.
Any case, if Dany becomes the surprise bad guy it'd be pretty interesting but I doubt that she'll have any opposition considering the command structure of King's Landing will be comeletely demolished in the next ep.
>>71228798
Dunno but he's cute right?
>>71228773
bran is the least pissant whiny retard of all of them. he wins.
>>71228854
Anyone who thinks anything but R+L=J is literally retarded.
>>71228773
Bran, followed closely by Jon.
>>71228850
no because for some reason his descriptions of food manage to be as disgusting as his descriptions of wet shits.
>>71228850
Like I need a cookbook for some charred bacon and porridge.
>>71228869
I have baggy eyes like that too. how the fuck do you get rid of it
>>71228020
>>71228852
Never mind it JUST got onto spotify
>>71227533
Doubt the Dany sails in confirmed, well more so than the Jon thing especially since that's had more confirmation than dany sailing.
>>71228770
When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east, When the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leave.
Is he the worst king ever? At least Aerys and Maegor did shit.
>>71228887
you just KNOW!
>>71228752
>>71228798
>>71228869
>not recognizing the best non-Korean starcraft 2 player of all time
>>71228920
oh yeah. by far, the worst.
>>71228915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkUU3roBHYs
Literally Greyjoy and Dany theme songs mixed. She's sailing for Westeros m8.
>>71228924
Looks like a Jew.
>>71228909
Use the cosmetic jew
>>71228109
He censors and bans people that disagree with him or makes up rules out of his ass that you cannot criticise HBO or talk about "leaks" in spoiler tagged threads.
He also heavily defends the show and ridicules bookfans and as said before, his answer is bans and censorship.
Also, good luck with trying to make threads about theories that do not comply with his head canon. He comes and bans the people and threads. So much for a forum to discuss the books. It is not a show forum. It is a book forum with an adaptation section.
>>71228924
I miss sc2. Fucking mobas.
>>71228920
He's the best king the seven kingdoms have had in a while.
>>71227712
>>71228452
>>71228239
“You see Prince Joffrey?” Jon asked.
She hadn’t, not at first glance, but when she looked again she found him to the back, under the shade of the high stone wall. He was surrounded by men she did not recognize, young squires in the livery of Lannister and Baratheon, strangers all. There were a few older men among them; knights, she surmised.
“Look at the arms on his surcoat,” Jon suggested.
Arya looked. An ornate shield had been embroidered on the prince’s padded surcoat. No doubt the needlework was exquisite. The arms were divided down the middle; on one side was the crowned stag of the royal House, on the other the lion of Lannister.
“The Lannisters are proud,” Jon observed. “You’d think the royal sigil would be sufficient, but no. He makes his mother’s House equal in honor to the king’s.”
“The woman is important too!” Arya protested.
Jon chuckled. “Perhaps you should do the same thing, little sister. Wed Tully to Stark in your arms.”
“A wolf with a fish in its mouth?” It made her laugh.
>"The woman is important too!" "He makes his mother’s House equal in honor to the king’s.”
>Joffrey later styles himself "King Joffrey of Houses Lannister and Baratheon" after his coronation.
>Jon is the Son of Ice and Fire. Stark and Targ.
>Jon will also be "King Jon of Houses Stark (ice) and Targaryen (fire) " making his mother's house equal in honor to the Prince Rhaegar.
>Joffrey is bastard pretending to be a prince, Jon is prince pretending to a bastard.
So much poetry, George.
>best mom in Westeros
>tried to save Ned
>tried to prevent a prophecy which said her younger brother will kill her
>tried to keep a power hungry house away from her son the king
>only cheated because her husband cheated on her
Cersei did nothing wrong.
>>71228920
he's supposed to be 8yo => scared shitless+in love+naive
>>71228909
Try sleeping.
>>71228920
he's no king. the highsparrow is king.
he's just a puppet.
1. Why didn't Ramsay's scouts see an army of few thousands march to Winterfell?
2. How did Jon avoid one thousand arrows?
3. What are helmets?
4. What are weapons for Wun-Wun?
5. What is snow?
6. What is winter.
7. Mud, fuck yes, makes for awesome cinematography.
8. Didn't know they had excavators in Westeros to pile up all those corpses.
9. What is zig-zag running?
10. What is caring for your litle brother's life?
11. U DUNNO HEM LMAO
12. What is 5-6 thousand dead men compared to CIA's deus ex machina and Sansas' smug face on the hill?
13. Why did the dogs wait for Sansa to show up in order to eat Ramsay?
14. What are strong gates for Witnerfell?
15. Why kill Jon when you can shoot a dead giant right next to him?
>>71228644
They know Jeor Mormont wouldn't bullshit and I bet he's sent ravens about them. In the books the Night's King is rumored to be the 13th Lod Commanser of the Night'sWatch.
>>71228854
Half the fucking normies who watch this show won't even remember who Rhaegar is.
Next episode will be littered with ridiculous exposition bullshit just so the main viewer base will understand when the reveal comes. D&D have to assume their average viewer thinks of Jon as "lol the north guy who knows nothing didnt he die lol"
>>71228967
>“A wolf with a fish in its mouth?” It made her laugh.
Damn Gurm, damn...
>>71228557
jon snow is the corn king, obviously
>>71228924
he's kinda like /tv/-incarnate to be honest, except he actually bangs the 14-year-olds
>>71228617
We have. Stannis tried to burn him alive before Jon, his son, put an arrow through his heart.
>>71228976
>>71228976
I want Cersei to abuse me
>>71228854
I'm here for you Preston.
>>71228947
he's French-Algerian or someshit
>>71228915
It is, the track The Winds of Winter on the soundtrack is a Dany/Greyjoy dramatic mix. There's even the cut at 2:08 for credits.
1. Why didn't Ramsay's scouts see an army of few thousands march to Winterfell?
2. How did Jon avoid one thousand arrows?
3. What are helmets?
4. What are weapons for Wun-Wun?
5. What is snow?
6. What is winter.
7. Mud, fuck yes, makes for awesome cinematography.
8. Didn't know they had excavators in Westeros to pile up all those corpses.
9. What is zig-zag running?
10. What is caring for your litle brother's life?
11. U DUNNO HEM LMAO
12. What is 5-6 thousand dead men compared to CIA's deus ex machina and Sansas' smug face on the hill?
13. Why did the dogs wait for Sansa to show up in order to eat Ramsay?
14. What arestrong gates for Witnerfell?
15. Why kill Jon when you can shoot a dead giant right next to him?
>>71228982
single dad. dont sleep well. but i take a sleep pill nightly so now get slee but still tired as shit when I wake up. I guess it's just genetic crap.
>>71228924
stephano was a patchzerg babby that literally disappeared the moment blizz nerfed infestors/broodlords
>>71228985
In the books the Night King is a meme, just like Lann the Clever and all the other legends from the Age of Heroes.
>>71227357
does anyone else think that his upbringing among the GoT crew made him a flaming homosex
>>71229055
>single dad.
yikes
>>71229054
The most important question would be why no one but Ramsay's pikemen had fucking shields.
The only reason Ramsay's arrow volley actually managed to kill anyone was that shields seem to be a mythical and feared object among the people of Westeros.
>>71228967
we all know his writting sucks. you don't need to ram it in.
>>71228976
>best mom in westeros
gets all her children killed
>tries to save ned
fails miserably
>tries to prevent profecy
by trying to kill the wrong brother, and fails even at that,even if said brother is a dwarf in who's allready been jailed and senteced
to dumb to realise it's the wrong brother
>tried to keep a power hungry house away from her son the king
yeah, we wouldn't want to power hungry houses manipulating the king, would we?
>only cheated because her husband cheated on her
so?
that's like saying little finger only betrayed ned after he married catelyn, she still cheated, and with her brother no less, and her cousin.
at least robbert didn't fuck stannis or renly
>in short
SHAME
>>71228996
Is Jon gonna eat Arya or Sansa out?
>>71228854
>>71228988
How many times have they even mentioned Rhaegar in the tv show?He should be played by Chris Hemsworth, anyone else is a disservice
>ywn deep-kiss Sophie's asshole
>>71228651
>>71229018
I do not understand is this an epic may may
>>71228803
you question it, even though you know it was stannis? it's kids like you who make me regret becomming a teacher...
>Sansa SERIOUSLY implied Ramsay (and by extension, rape) is worse than a snow zombie apocalypse
Now I just wonder if they wanted us to agree or purposely tried to make us hate and mock her.
>>71229068
that's totally wrong, stephano peaked before broodfestor became mandatory and actually got worse in that period, because he always played a roach-heavy more aggressive style
plus broodfestor was more of a ZvT problem, and his strong point was always ZvP
>>71229084
His heterosexuality died when he saw frogfu.
>>71229133
>fugly tits
>>71229116
Two* power hungry houses.
>>71229134
Mance is Rhaegar
>>71229134
Nope. Rhaegar is Mance Rayder senpai.
>>71228369
Just wait Jon and Dany are twins.
>>71229054
>1. Why didn't Ramsay's scouts see an army of few thousands march to Winterfell?
Ramsay learned scouting and perimeters from the Freys
>2. How did Jon avoid one thousand arrows?
He fought in the shade
>3. What are helmets?
Too expensive for the prop department
>4. What are weapons for Wun-Wun?
See #3
>5. What is snow?
Really a Targaryen
>6. What is winter.
Coming
>7. Mud, fuck yes, makes for awesome cinematography.
You could make a poultice out of mud to cool a fever. You could plant seeds in mud and grow a crop to feed your children. Mud would nourish you, where fire would only consume you, but fools and children and young girls would choose fire every time.
>8. Didn't know they had excavators in Westeros to pile up all those corpses.
What do you think Wun Wun was doing?
>9. What is zig-zag running?
Not invented yet. t. certified HEMA instructor
>10. What is caring for your litle brother's life?
Why do you think Jon went all targrage on Ramsay?
>11. U DUNNO HEM LMAO
Grrl power.
>12. What is 5-6 thousand dead men compared to CIA's deus ex machina and Sansas' smug face on the hill?
See #11
>13. Why did the dogs wait for Sansa to show up in order to eat Ramsay?
They read the script.
>14. What arestrong gates for Witnerfell?
Presumably they only had time to put down a basic gate.
>15. Why kill Jon when you can shoot a dead giant right next to him?
We had forgotten that Ramsay is evul.
>>71229133
you could probably fit your whole head in and yodel.
>>71229054
1. plot
2. plot
3. most bolton soldiers had them
4. lazy writing
5. shireen
6. shireen
7. ------
8. plot
9. he was a scared kid
10. salsa is a cunt
11. salsa is a dumb cunt
12. salsa is a heartless dumb cunt
13. plot
14. plot
15. plot
now stop posting
>>71229180
They aren't even the same age lol
Tho this is d&d we are talking about so maybe
>>71229122
>She shook it to make it move, but there was only death and blood in her mouth. By now she was tiring, and it was all she could do to pull the body back to shore. As she dragged it up the muddy bank, one of her little brothers came prowling, his tongue lolling from his mouth. She had to snarl to drive him off, or else he would have fed. Only then did she stop to shake the water from her fur. The white thing lay facedown in the mud, her dead flesh wrinkled and pale, cold blood trickling from her throat. Rise, she thought. Rise and eat and run with us.
>>71228032
Never, Others are no longer mysterious, they're just le ebil bad guys / science experiment gone wrong. They have no culture, no lore, no deep backstory anymore.
>>71228887
Based Jon and Jon's cousin post! Thanks, anon!
>>71229168
>>71229169
Was. He's dead.
>>71229156
said as someone who's never seen a pair of tits irl.
>>71229128
Couple of times, mostly by Viserys, Jorrah and Barry. This was in seasons 1,2, and 3 though. I'm sure normies have no clue who he is.
>>71229147
Hate and mock.
Bu also show how Sansa has gotten consumed by her need for vengeance to the point she's losing perspective and it's the only thing she can think about at the sake of everything else
>>71229011
Good times.
>>71229227
Not in the books
>>71228568
>Night Queen
>after a huge battle most of the fighting men of both armies destroyed
>jon kills night king
>his EVEN COLDER AND TOUGHER queen shows and kills every man, including male walkers and wights
>that was the plan all along
>women rule the entire world forever
>GoT wins all the emmies
>>71229227
Well yeah, in the show at least.
WHY THE FUCK did we never see any female giants on this show? Just imagine the size of those tits m8s.
>>71229216
I prefer to think George meant Jon's gonna eat Arya out
>>71229253
>>71229248
You're my twin
>>71228369
What if Jon is a baratheon but lyanna didn't want Robert to raise him as a single farther?
>>71229263
they're all dead anon.
there were only two male giants when all this started
:(
>>71229180
What are you talking about? In the books, they're literally a few months apart it isn't so far fetched.
>>71229168
>>71229169
what evidence is there for this?
>>71229248
Ramsay killed him. Stannis loses the battle vs. Ramsay. Jon rallies the surviving Northern troops and wildlings and defeats Ramsay himself.
>>71229147
You /pol/ faggot whiners are seriously delusional. Easily the same as SJWs
>>71229263
>“Is it true you killed a giant once?” he asked Tormund as they rode. Ghost loped silently beside them, leaving paw prints in the new-fallen snow.
>“Now why would you doubt a mighty man like me? It was winter and I was half a boy, and stupid the way boys are. I went too far and my horse died and then a storm caught me. A true storm, not no little dusting such as this. Har! I knew I’d freeze to death before it broke. So I found me a sleeping giant, cut open her belly, and crawled up right inside her. Kept me warm enough, she did, but the stink near did for me. The worst thing was, she woke up when the spring come and took me for her babe. Suckled me for three whole moons before I could get away. Har! There’s times I miss the taste o’ giant’s milk, though.”
>“If she nursed you, you couldn’t have killed her.”
>“I never did, but see you don’t go spreading that about. Tormund Giantsbane has a better ring to it than Tormund Giantsbabe, and that’s the honest truth o’ it.”
>>71229084
hodors giant cock ruined him forever.
>>71229180
That would actually be a good twist and it would also make sense.
Maybe Rhaegar kidnapped Lyanna to cover it up and make it look like Jon was hers.
>>71229215
Well in AGoT the book Dany is 13 and Jon is 14. Ned could of made out Jon was one year older than he was.
Do the Lannisters know that Ramsay and Salsa got married, and that Salsa, the woman they think is responsible for Joffrey's death, was under the care of the people they'd just named Warden in the North as reward for BTFO'ing House Stark? That seems like something they'd be a bit miffed about.
https://youtu.be/-YBAvEOSwDE?t=2m7s
Is this the GOAT Tywin scene?
>>71229304
Not happening
>>71229340
Littlefinger told Cersei in Season 5, she told him to march the Vale army up and kill them.
Did D&D cut down on how many Wildlings Jon saved from the book and how many Giants he's gonna bring across from the books, just to save money on any battle they have to shoot?
>>71229349
desu most of charles dances scenes are GOAT
the only man to die in the toilet and still look based as fuck
>>71229370
When?
>>71229214
>>71229187
tnx m8s
>>71229299
It didn't have to be that way anon.
Jon is a baratheon but lyanna knew robert would never believe it.
>>71229370
What he gonna do now that she's still alive?
>>71229387
Try WATCHING THE FUCKING SHOW.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lcx8gAM6wM
>>71229349
That's good.
His banter with Arya was good.
I liked his scene deleted with Pycelle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMXJlUIQP94 (1:12 - average /got/ user tries talking to a pretty girl)
>>71229302
Anecdotal mostly. They have a lot of similar personality traits. Its like the Euron-Darrio theory, fun to see the similarity's but its not very likely to be true.
>>71229387
is Season 5, can't you read?
>>71229228
>implying implications
>>71229228
saw your mum's last night
>>71227794
Hi, pedo.
>>71229349
him skinning that fucking stag was incredible
>>71229418
fuckin 10/10 scene
why the fuck did they cut it?
seriously, that shit is better than any fucking scene in season 6.
jesus fuc that's good.
why wont fatman let us know what House Dayne's words are?
NEW
NEW
NEW
>>71229526
>>71229526
>>71229526
>>71229512
That was a real deer, too. He said he'd never skinned a deer before but he looked like he had. Dude is a phenomenal actor.
>>71228988
They will have like 5 minutes of recap just about every mention of Rhaegar and then during the episode every character will make an anecdote about Rayray and Lyanna and so on, and even then, the last scene will not be a woman telling Ned to promise, but be like this:
Lyanna, is that you?
>Yes, Ned, it's me Lyanna
Lyanna, what happened?
>Rhaegar?
The Dragonprince, Heir to the throne?
>Yes, Rhaegar TARGARYEN
What about him?
>Luv him. I do.
He kidnapped you.
>Nah. I ran away with him.
What happened next?
>Gut pregnant.
Rhaegar TARGARYEN is the father?
>Yes, Ned. But I'm dying.
K
>Promise me
What?
>Promise me you take the child, my child, the son of Lyanna STARK and Rhaegar TARGARYEN as your bastard.
K.
>next day normies: So this dying woman gives young Ned a baby. Anyone know who it might be? Who is the father?
>>71229542now it ends
>>71227861
What mod is that?
>>71229542
NOW IT BEGINS
>>71229079
>When will this meme end?
The tale of the Nights king is on both sides of the wall sure the Maesters may have recorded stories and changed them . But old Nan and the wildlings tell from word of mouth not Southron stories.
>>71229542
Updated for the show
>>71228441
Why are Eurofags always so butthurt about American politics?
>>71229658
kek'd
>>71229612
>>71227861
pls respond
>>71229011
Based Stephano
>>71228722
House Codd represent.
T+L=J JON IS A CODD CONFIRMED NEXT EPISODE.
>>71228734
Sexier if Jon is clapping
>>71228826
I see a targaryan 2 starks and cat
