Still not as gay as Bradamante edition
>>71138887
Azor Jon!
AZORJON
>3 generals on front page
>virtually every other thread is a GoT thread
Yes, yes, well done /got/, well done, /got/
HOWEVER
azor preston
First for (((Kinvara))), High chamberpot tasterof the Red Temple of Volantis, Most Flatulent of Meereen, the Light of Exploseive bowel movments, and First Servant of the Lord of Shitposters, For the thread is Cancer.
i need to see yara giving a rimjob to dany desu
>>71140943
remind to report all gay pedo threads
>>71140988
>HOWVER
why does this make me laugh every time
>>71140988
>not using the meme properly
>>71140943
Friendly reminder that Game of Thrones features A-Team level script writing now.
>>71141055
I don't know
It's a shit meme
>>71141039
will she ever appear again
>>71140999
No he is not.
No. He is a bastard and no one knows he is Rhaegar's bastard. He has as much claim to the throne as that baby the goldcloak slaughtered in LF's brothel.
>>71141085
I thought the slave fighters were meant to be fearless killing machines that would never surrender
>>71141082
>10 year old leader takes to field.
yeah that would happen
>>71141134
They weren't unsullied, just random mercs or soliders.
>>71141164
There were plenty of kind emperors/kings who sallied forth
>>71141101
You're so stupid it hurts.
>>71141054
Aw, poor Brada. Did they hurt your feelings?
>>71141204
>muh secret mariage
Do you realise the faith controls the Kingdom now ? The faith who is against polygamy ?
>>71141239
The faith is gonna mean shit all once dragons/WW show up
>good things take time
a game of thrones
A clash of kings
And a storm of swords, that are considered the better of the books took 2 years each
A feast for crows and a dance with dragons, considered sloppy and boring and badly written took 5 and 6 years to write
He's just a fat disgusting fuck, an awful and slow writer, has nothing to do with rushing
How good is this theory?
Hello Friends
>>71141164
You'd be surprised. Young nobles were often taken out to battles in order to harden them to the realities of war.
>>71140386
>killed white walkers
>told stannis to fuck off
>protected the wall
>made peace with the wildlings
>died and came back
>beat Ramsey 1v1 with his bare hands
>reclaimed his home in a short period of time
ALL HAIL THE TRUE KING OF THE NORTH JON SNOW
>>71141134
>>71141178
Even green fighters wouldn't like this in unison. They should have at least refused to lay down their weapons and retreated with some form of honor left.
Anyone have that picture where you choose a Queen and three Kingsguard but from seperate columns?
>>71141266
Only plebius maximus considers A Feast for Dragons to be "bad'
wow, mods really are fags
they delete the more active thread for this Bran one
Is she finally dieing in EP10?
>>71141263
And Jon Snow is supposed to kill 3 dragons and defeat the WW ? He might rally Daenerys once she arrive to Westeros, even marry her if she believes he is a Targaryan. But there's no way he'll be king.
>>71141239
The faith is literally gonna be a pile of ash very soon.
>>71141275
Disney/10
>>71141164
To observe the battle from the rear? Damn right they would.
>an average book is 250 pages
>an average writer takes a year to write a book
>ASOIAF is currently around 5000 pages
>written in the span of 20 years
>5000/20=250
>his pace is par for the course
>it's even impressive considering its scope and the interconnectedness of the world - it's not twenty one-off story books
>autismos unable to comprehend the situation past "REEEEEE it's only ONE book what's taking him so long"
>not realizing that S6 is what happens when you rush a story like this
You fucking people sometimes, I swear.
Reminder that Ramin Djawadi is a fucking beast and the best thing left in GoT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkUU3roBHYs
>>71141285
Making one book into two doesn't work well when you don't chop it 50/50 like the last Harry potter movieand instead chop it half the characters in this book and the other half in this one
who owns the north now?
gj mods
to continue where we left off, sansa is going 75% cersei soon
>>71141298
Jon, Dany, Arya, Tyrion will not die. They will live happily ever after.
>>71141300
Dany isn't going to survive the end of the series.At least not in Westeros. She'll either die going full mad Targ, or she'll fuck off to reclaim Valyria.
Homosexual janitors
>>71141323
Yeah i love Daenerys' soundtracks with the choir.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t987p0f9y54
>>71141296
The more active thread sprung up a WAY before the other general had maxed out and didn't provide a backlink. If you don't what your shitty thread to get pruned then don't be so fucking autistic.
>>71141310
extremely good/10?jk
>>71141266
GURM is never finishing the series because he has no fucking idea of how to do it, it's better to just move on. D&D is canon.
>>71141315
Shut the fuck up.
>>71141275
At this point i wouldnt be suprised that aliens come and make them build pyramids or some shit... Writing literally cant be worse than this.
>>71140959
>>71140986
Based Jon bros
>>71140943
Based Jon's cousin thread :)
>>71141281
it was 3 fucking dragons nigga
>>71141346
There is literally nothing wrong with being gay
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>71141282
Mmmmmaannnis
I don't come to /tv/ for often, but how often do you guys get posts about how Game of Thrones is the cancer that kills /tv/?
>>71141315
yup i agree,Some game developer once said "A delayed game will eventually be good but a rushed game will be forever bad"
Now remove game and add book
>>71141300
Jon is going to become the new Night King, I thought we had been over this already. That's the price of resurrection.
>>71141355
woah buddy cool off. we get it, you are sexually attracted to little boys.
>>71141392
Eh, like a few times a thread. We just ignore the obvious bait
>>71140943
I would do indescribably lewd things to Isaac
>>71141346
This was the first thread linked in the last general. The Jon thread was, fittingly, a bastard thread. The one that didn't provide a backlink was posted a half hour early. This is the only thread that was not fucking autistic.
>>71141385
What's your goal?
>>71141373
there is a copypasta of Ramsay killing aliens or something.
>>71141315
>an average writer takes a year to write a book of 250 pages
Yes if you factor in everything from universe creation, world creation, character creations, motivations, relationships, plot, lore etc
Making a sequel in a series doesn't take as long as you're just continuing the already planned out story, you're a retard no matter how many times you samefag
>>71141323
>Tfw this is the ending song of the season
>tfw it`s another Dany ending
>tfw it starts with Qyburn being killed by Varys and his birds
>Then Varys explains Dany is coming
>Cut to dany sailing with the greyjoys and her dragons
>all while this is playing.
I don`t even like dany but this will be based as fuck.
>>71141392
capeshit and capekino bullshit is the current form of cancer killing /tv/
i only come here for these threads, this whole board is a waste of time other than this
![tumblr_n8hs9luNNn1sdkm9eo1_540[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vkUGFOp.jpg "tumblr_n8hs9luNNn1sdkm9eo1_540[1].jpg")
>>71140943
Anyone got any bad fan art?
>>71141385
her looming shadow grows
Has tyrion done anything interesting this season at all besides hire kinvara?
>>71141164
King Baldwin IV led the attack on Damascus when he was 13 years old, do you even history bro?..
The Show is going to end with JonxDany living happily ever after (the fact that their relationship is incestous will be gleefully overlooked) and there's nothing you can do to stop it.
>>71141456
Always
>>71141426
>over the age of consent
>little boy
Pick one.
>>71141276
FUCK! I'll suck your dick if you send me a link to the leak!
>>71141466
>bittersweet ending
>>71141450
This. Nearly every thread is about capeshit or crying about rotten tomatoes scores
>>71141479
sent ;)
>>71141471
>those faces
I'm dying
>>71141415
So why Jon and not Beric?
>>71141456
No
>>71141479
it's from older season and i know you are joking
>>71141456
This one has some kind of charm to it
>>71141471
This is just awful.
>>71141456
SUre bro
>>71141466
Jon is Ashara's son. Jon Tangeryan is the biggest red herring in recent literature.
>>71141456
Oh I do
>>71141360
well, he just realized that legions of women are following the series now, and he wrote the books as some mysoginistic exercise from a man's perspective/brain, that's why he is so accepting of d&d changes, it empowers women, and he is just a fat man with hooker and dragonwaifu fantasies.
>>71141461
>not a grill
13 was adult back then
>>71141457
He made mad bantz about cocks and jokesit hurts
>>71141315
An average fantasy book is more like 500 pages. Also, the Fatman has written himself in a corner and will die before he finishes the series.
Not to say the tv series didn't turn to shit, by no means. Let's just say that the amount of hackery around ASOIAF has risen to hitherto unseen levels in any multi media project.
P.S. Except HL 3 maybe.
PLEASE DONT KILL BERIC
All hail the one true king Jorah "The Lionheart" Mormont
>>71141276
Do you think they'll actually go full winter of westeros in the show?
Will the wild fire in episode 10 destroy kingslanding
>>71141479
It's from 2, faggot. Kelly C isn't 400lbs yet.
I can't stop listening to this, ramin is god
pls help
>>71141545
you're like 7 times too late
>>71141531
GRRM is a hippy feminist bro
ASOIAF has been femnazi crap from the beginning
>>71141471
Bobert and Rhaegar part looks good though.
>>71141545
Beric is shit at dying.
good things take time
how come the books are so bad lmao
>>71141456
https://www.amazon.com/Game-Thrones-Season-5-Blu-ray-Digital/dp/B00VSG3MSC/
here you go, senpai
>>71141555
Ramin is a god among men.
>>71141573
Even though Robert is wearing oven mitts?
>>71141555
switch to this its very educational
Papa Franku has best advices!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo
>>71141588
It's just one guy samefagging the same post 10 times
The good books in the series took 2 years each, the bad ones took over 5 years each "good things take time"
Lmao, that fat fuck is probably removing salad from his delicious dressing to eat with a spoon as we speak
2 years ago would you believe that pretty much everyone would think the latest episode is the masterpiece? Better than The Battle of Castle Black episode? Better than Hardmeme. Where were the beautiful deaths? Where's the tear jerking speeches? Where's the spectacles to make us gasp? Was a wall made of 60 dummies really all they could afford? The stupid CGI World War Z white walkers are ruining the budget I suppose. Grenn held the gate for nothing.
https://youtu.be/MFK0yG8xG5I?t=3m36s
I've heard this melody before but I can't place it for the life of me
>Jeor
>Jorah
>Lyanna
Are Mormonts the most based house in all of Westeros?
>>71141631
>hurr durr what are guantlets
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHIXcvYeTGiPY9vfcXWJmK4vJvG1OKY3T
Thoughts about season 6 soundtrack? Ramin Djawadi is based
>>71141650
The white walkers aren't budget hogs, the dragons are.
>>71141649
He literally doesn't care anymore.
>>71141566
wait if its about feminazism
is it the reason stannis is so popular with rightwing fans because he is the opposite of danearys like the way they both represent the virtues of the feminsm and stout conservatism
duty vs change
>>71141449
Varys is in Dorne next episode
Most like Qyburn has the birds kill Pycelle and maybe Kevan too
>>71141696
I am reading fantasy books while listening to this soundtrack and it really sends me there. I even have fantasy dreams, too.
![john-dies-at-the-endbook[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pj1g12k.jpg "john-dies-at-the-endbook[1].jpg")
So this is pretty much a certainty, right? He's brought back once, becomes an influential, historical person, bringing meaningful change to Westeros (if not the world), then dies, after completing his purpose.
>No-one wears armour anymore
>>71141650
other than a few poignant moments like grenn dying, that whole castle black/wall battle was pretty lame. it's just a bunch of people throwing shit off a wall and like 20 people running around castle black.
hardhome is the only good battle they've filmed
>>71141659
>Dat last minute
Jaime choking Cersei in a burning throne room confirmed.
Are the White Walkers in the books really described as frozen old men? I've seen a lot of people defend their look in the show as book-accurate.
>>71141631
Why not? I heard Rhaegar waspretty hot
>>71141719
Basically yeah
He's like an alt-righters wet dream
>>71141746
Jaime's at the Twins though, and something tells me Cersei's going down with the ship
>>71141300
>Jon Snow is supposed to kill 3 dragons
Why the fuck would he kill the dragons?
He'll use the dragons, maybe ride one.
>>71141650
You write like a moron, I guess your asking us if this episode was in season 4 would people think it was good? I guess no because
>Jon lol Jon listen to me, lol I dunno go sacrifice yourself while I wait for LF
>lol I'm Ramsay I'll shoot the dying giant and make a silly quip and pose instead of shooting Jon dead because I'm a goner anyways
>winterfells gate is a wooden fence
>all that horrible dany shit
>tyrion
>>71141566
i disagree, books were meant for a male audience were women are reducted mainly to objects and schemes, it's been a long ass time since i read them but i have that image in my head
him and probably d&d too didn't expect such a following by women
>>71141282
pls respond
>>71141750
No, in the books they are described as otherworldly beings. A "different kind of life." Described as wearing elegant armor and using slender curved blades. Almost feel like ice elves.
In the show they are ice zombies lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_njlONzxDMQ
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>>71141266
>he never did the FeastDance readthrough
>>71141239
>the faith controls the Kingdom
Jon is old gods and maybe Lord of Light
Dany is fuck gods
The faith isn't going to have much say in anything they do.
>>71141750
nope
they are described as otherwordly and oddly beautiful. the images you'll find of the book-others online don't really do them justice
>>71141758
>>71141757
kek
How to beat the white walkers:
-Get on a ship
-Shoot them
>>71141750
No, they are meant to be otherworldy beautiful with skin like snow.
>>71141758
>>71141466
Nah. He and Sansa will fall in love, but she marries Littlefinger and he marries Dany for political expedience. It's a tragic ending.
>>71141476
Maybe in your degenerate hole.
>>71141344
>Jon, Dany, Arya, Tyrion will not die. They will live happily ever after
I would never put money on that.
I'll bet that all four live until the final few chapters but after that, all bets are off. Some of them will probably do sacrifice plays, others be killed off. Maybe one or two of them might live happily ever after but that's not really a thing in GRRM's writing.
>>71141344
The Dragon having 3 heads is Jon, Dany, andTyrion, as the Hand of the King
Quasimodo and Salsa aren't strictly necessary.
>>71141717
He's a fat fuck that is finally enjoying his hookers and dollaridoos, literally everything he ever dreamed of, he finally became Tyrion.
Nothing wrong with it 2bh, i would probably do the exact same thing.
>>71141758
14
>>71141758
DELETE THIS
>>71141696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvP6hhUu43Q
>Dark, manic unhinged version of Pay the Iron Price as Euron's theme
As shitty as show Euron is, Ramin did a great job on his theme
>>71141873
lol no
the three heads of the dragons are the sand snakes.
>>71141750
No. They're described as beautiful, in an inhuman way. And their armour is said to change color as they move.
>>71141826
Genius
>>71141758
so thats why dnd hate him
/pol/ was right again
>>71141882
14 what?
>>71141807
I mean in legitimazing Jon. If Jon and Daenerys both are contendent to the throne then the faith will side with Dany, even if she's born of incest, she's not a bastard.
Books and Seasons ranking.
Books: ASOS>ADWD>AGOT>ACOK=AFFC
Show : 4>3>1>2>6>5
>>71141764
No problem. He'll just borrow CIA's jetpack.
Why has no one in this universe invented guns yet? They've been building castles for like 20,000 years. They should have twitter by now.
>>71141914
88
>>71141632
You have to be at least 18 to post here
>>71141750
I always thought of them as the Ice Demons of King of Dragon Pass, this being taken from scandi mythology.
>>71141750
they're fucking a white males
Main characters ranking:
Jon = Theon > Arya = Daenerys > Bran > Tyrion > Sansa >> Cersei
>>71141897
i never liked that picture of them. they're still too ugly looking.
i always envisioned the armor they wear as this clear sheet of ice type of material that glistens when they move around
>>71141920
Even Season 5 is better than 6, Season 5 only went full retard with the Northern plot starting with the 20 Good Men, and Dorne
>>71141920
>adwd better than feast
>any of them better than the first 3
Hahahahahahahaha
>>71141920
Books: ACOK>AGOT>ASOS>AFFC=ADWD
Show : 1>2>3>4>6>5
>>71141943
hodor
>>71140943
who is this OP image? is he 18?
>>71141348
Reminded me of this song too. The Dany stuff he writes is truly great. Guy is brilliant.
>>71141826
Truly genius
>>71141826
>four of them gather at the shores
>they put the tips of their weapons in the water
>the water turns to ice
>the icewave rushes towards your ship
>the seas turn to rock-solid ice for miles around
>your ship is moored in ice
>the wights begin to charge while pic related catches your eye and does the patented pic related Fuck You Gonna Do Now Son pose
So. Fuck you gonna do now, son?
>>71141997
17.
>>71141997
dont ask, dont tell
>>71141750
They are like Sidhe of irish mythology, Beautiful yet different.
>>71141805
Is it good?
>>71141522
this is actually pretty cool imo any more?
>>71142007
Be in a place with hot water
>>71141456
>>71141920
ASOS > AFFC > AGOT > ADWD > ACOK
1 > 3 > 2 > 4 > 5 > 6
>>71141965
Theon>>>>>>Cersei>Jon = Bran>>>Arya>>>>>>>>Sansa>>>>Tyrion>>>>>>Dany
>>71142024
better than reading them repeatedly
>>71141853
But he is legal doe
>>71141965
Actual ranking
Theon>cersei>jon>bran>powergap>power gapx100>tyrion = dany=sansa
>>71142024
Yes, find the reading order. It's worth it. Reading them as one makes it one of the best books he's ever written.
It has been three years since the dragons were first really introduced and shown burning the slavemaster. Does the average viewer still get a chub when Danys makes an edgy quip to some boring ass one dimensional villain, say le drakharis meme and resolve all tension just by killing all the bad guys with a dragon? I would think just doing this over and over would get grating even to a normie viewer.
>>71141826
DEAD THINGS IN THE WATER
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Are you getting goosebumps when you hear the GOT main title? I do, sometimes when Im drunk I get horny too.
Reminder that winter has come.
>>71142038
Gives you like an extra three seconds before it's all ice. Use it wisely.
>>71142060
Forgot Arya but she's below bran tier
>>71142036
There were a bunch of GTA stylized artwork back when GTA 5 was coming out, around season 2.
>>71141965
>arya
>better than anyone
>>71142081
Reminder that Ramsay was a weak summer child
>>71142078
even after all this time i still never skip the intro. the show wouldn't feel right without that intro
>>71141974
Dont know why people shit on AFFC and ADWD so much. They're both very good books and setting up for the finale so obviously gonna be a bit slower.
>>71141853
What does that mean? I don't speak autism.
>>71141737
Indeed. There'll be a new order by the end of the series and it will be Sansa ruling while being knocked up to Jaime Targaryen / Lannister.
>>71142042
me on the left
>>71142078
one of the few good things left
>>71141785
But GRRM ex-girlfriends were feminists? Are you sure it just wasn't you who was blind sighted?
>>71142095
these are amazing
>>71141965
Are we talking which POV chapters are the best or...?
>>71141894
>Sand snakes ever being mentioned again in a meaningful way
Not bloody likely, most likely the Lannisters will kill them for Myrcella.
>>71142104
Yup, the intro is really good.
I think i'm gonna tear up a little when i see the Stark wolf in Winterfell again.
>>71142081
>implying this is not because Melly burned Shireen
The Lord responded and the weather cleared up, just not for Stannis.
>>71141965
Where's stannis?
>>71142095
>that Jaime with virgin stache
>that white walker
>>71142113
Now you're just pulling ships out of your ass.
>>71142145
Beheadead
>>71142105
I don't shit on affc, the Jaime and cersei chapters are a great read imo
They're just not better than the previous 3, especially fucking dance with all those HORENDOUS dany chapters
>>71141276
which episode is this from?
>>71141965
>Cersei last
Do you hate good characters?
>>71142113
Jaime will be dead though and his reign short lived. He'll die slaying bran who's soul has been transferred to the ice dragon like drogo / drogon.
Lord / Light
Gold / Hand
Are pretty much the same words in high valyrian.
>>71141965
All characters are Bran, this list is completely redundant.
>>71142137
Main character, some POV aren't main character, Quentyn Martell isn't a fucking main character, nor is Brienne or that bitch in Dorne
>>71142141
winterfell belongs to the boltons you rat fuck
>>71141785
The women are going to win because he thinks that will make Lisa Tuttle want to fuck him again.
>>71141826
you sure showed him
I miss ramsay
>>71142145
He is Liberating the North
>>71141937
The bronze age was 5000 years ago, the First Men invasion (book equivalent) was 12000 years ago going by possibly embellished and inaccurate in-universe sources. If you assume all the nerds fucked off to study magic instead of inventing more advanced technology, it's not hard to suspense disbelief.
>>71142137
No cuz Jaime isn't included and in joint first with theon
>>71141937
didn't all the really advanced stuff get lost in the Doom?
>>71142108
Or english apparently.
>>71141920
Accurate.
>>71142196
I don't
STOP CALLING HER SALSA!
>>71142168
Lots of stuff going on in those Dany chapters on rereads though. I think that's the point. It's from her POV and she doesn't understand all the political intricacies going on around her because all she's worried about Daario's dick. She's missing everything going on in front of her (there is shit tons happening) and due to it being from her point of view, you have to read carefully to get it. It's meant to throw you off balance and maybe even make you feel the boredom she feels. Still, just because a 14 year old girl doesn't get it doesn't mean you're not supposed to.
>>71142113
There's been plenty of foreshadowing in regards to Jaime sitting on the throne. Plenty of great ironies also.
But the man who clearly doesn't want it will obviously get it. He being Jaime. And for his short reign a perfect ruler. He's the kind of person who'll throw a child from a tower if he has to. Honour gets you nowhere in westeros.
>>71142175
S2 finale I think. It's Dany's vision in the House of the Undying
>>71141974
I don't know man I just like ADWD more than the other books,it could be because I started reading after watching S5.
>>71142219
Or English apparently.*
Fixed that for you.
reminder that tyrion and jorah sailed through old valyria
bravo D&D
>>71142239
But she's so damn hot!
>>71142168
yeah I agree dany chapters are the bane of ADWD. Mind you im currently on a reread of it and they're not as bad as i remember
>>71142081
Reminder that Ramsey is noob.
>want to care about mereen stuff in books
>actual plot and mystery going around
>have to read through dany most of the time
I fucking loved Quentyn and Barristan chapters
>>71142038
You'll certainly be in hot water if that happens
>>71142076
Shot down before they reach the armada
>>71142007
Have small amounts of wildfire to melt the ice and retreat to a safer location. When the walkers begin freezing the water and advancing begin pouring wildfire out the back of the ship, ignite once a few thousand are on the ice.
/got/ will defend this
>>71142095
who's the upper left?
all the rest are obvious but upper left doesn't ring a bell for me.
>>71142258
I don't get your point
>>71142242
Ned and his honour was willing to have his family slaughter. Half of them were.
All hail King Jaime. They'll call him kingslayer with pride by the end of it. The scores of men will yell it through out battle.
And he'll die slaying the beast of the north.
>>71142258
>literally made valyria into a copy of the sorrows
>>71142257
You're supposed to change something when you fix it.
>>71142042
Nothing will ever top this one
>>71142239
But she's so chunky
>>71142295
show fags fuck off
>>71142272
i watched season 5 and 6 because i skipped them on purpose, didnt feel like i missed much, did book had that dick jokes?
>>71142292
Shae (I think)
>>71141522
>Bronn as a slav
>bad fanart
but this is good though
>>71141381
Oh, that explains it.NOT.
>>71142292
Sansa
>>71142292
early salsa
>>71142290
>Have small amounts of wildfire to melt the ice
The wildfire freezes on contact with the ice.
Hint:Do you have any Valyrian steel or dragonglass? If not, I think you might be fucked.
>>71142309
this is way better than the one i have. Saved.
>>71142292
Salsa.
>>71142291
What am I supposed to defend exactly
t. /got/
