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BIG COCK EDITION.
Old: >>71064384
1st for i hope i'll see sansas fappening some day
What's next for our boy?
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
4th for feminism, lesbian yara/dany power, and all men must die
Kill yourselves niggers
Game of trash
TWINK COCK
Why is he such an adorable little spaz?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frbSBVRJvxQ
Azor Jon
Arya Stark; Last of her Name, mother of Wolves, Remover of Faces, Lady of Winterfell, Warden of the North and Queen Beyond The Wall
>You haven't fed them in seven days, you said so yourself.
>she wan't actually there when he said this
HIS BIG COCK
>>71065859
BRAVO D&D
>>71065859
>tells Jon he hasn't fed them for 7 days
>loses the battle the next day
>still hasn't ed them or 7 days
Or did he feed them, and then they waited a week before the battle?
>>71065853
because he a cute.
>>71065859
>dogs come out when sansa shows up for no reason
>Game of Thrones really prides itself on not having one-dimensional 'villains'. In fact it takes great pains not to have anyone who is straightforwardly a villain at all, often letting you see things from their side.
Meanwhile, 5 seasons later
>HAAAAA DANAERYS GONNA SUCK MY BIG COCK!
>LET'S GO MURDER MY SIBLINGS!
>>71065755
never too late to start showing gay rape. feminism!
>>71065775
Best part is that the actor actually has a pretty tiny dick.
Was in some Danish prison movie
>>71065857
>...and a frog.
>>71065893
literally my reaction when there has literally never been a queen on westeros or the iron islands
i mean it's literally 300 AC
What did sansa promise littlefinger in return for his help?
Will next episode be able to top this one?
>>71065947
Superior Bolton discipline
Guys. Hey guys hol up for a second.
So you guys remember all those Houses that fought alongside Jon and Salsa for House Stark? Okay, follow my logic for a second.
So you remember when Rickon was the last actual member of House Stark that could inherit Winterfell and carry the name Stark?
All right so now do you remember in the episode when Rickon, the last heir of House Stark capable of carrying on the name died?
And then do you remember after they took Winterfell they flew the sigil of the now dead House Stark anyway?
Like, what was up with that, family??
>>71065957
Men can't be raped
What is her fucking problem?
nth for nonces OUT
Jon and Dany are twins.
He will be the Ice that cools her Fire.
>>71065859
> the dogs didnt attack the men that put ramsay there
>>71065928
>Wun Wun will never BTFO Dany's dragons out of the sky
Missed opportunity to be honest.
>>71065975
superior bolton cloning technique
>>71065962
could the trump parallels be more obvious? come on people
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
EYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
STANNNNIS
NORMIES REACTION LITERALLY WHEN
>>71065893
I wonder if Emilia Clarke practices her movie star faces in the bathroom mirror, saw this one and was just like 'yeah, that'll work for everything'
>>71065947
if wun wun had a giant-sized staff that shield wall would have been fucked
>>71065947
be there or get flayed
what would you do
>>71065995
They didn't attack until sansa wanted them to because she was passively warging them.
>>71065995
These minor things are really starting to piss me off about this show, because they just keep happening. D&D just plain forget things from their own fucking show.
>>71065775
Why did Sansa say she heard Ramsay say he hasn't fed his dogs when he said that after she rode away?
>>71065988
are you a feminist?
>>71065989
She had a sheltered girly childhood in Winterfell
Everything she learned about ruling, politics and war she learned from watching Joffrey fuck everything up, so when she tries to be adult and involved, she emulates him and acts like a massive spastic.
Because she doesn't know any better.
>>71065993
They're 9 months apart from eachother.
>>71065988
What about..like..the butthole?
>>71065989
she needs a good dicking. little white northern dicks won't do it, she needs a summer islander
What's with all the feminist BS they're pushing
>>71065967
The booty from Winterfell
If you know what I mean
>>71065851
Are he and the kid that plays Tommen really fucking irl?
>>71065989
Ramsay turned her into a sociopath and now manipulating people is the only thing that makes her feel anything anymore.
>>71066042
Because Jon heard him say that and suggested the dogs to her
>have a clean shot to kill Jon
>lol no let's target the dying giant instead
They keep making stupid decisions FUCK
>>71066072
scared of a strong little woman?
whats /tv/s favorite season?
>We should have Ghost fighting in the battle to help Jon!
>But that's too expensive.
>HEY GUYS LOOK AT ALL MY DRAGONS
>>71066072
"Women win" is the mandate they've had since day 1.
>>71066072
They're running out of books to handle the plot for them, and in lieu of plot you can just pander.
>>71066054
>9 months apart
>gestation period for humans is 9 months
GUYS I THINK IM ONTO SOMETHING
HAVING TO DEAL WITH A AKASAN REACTION VIDEO
>>71066075
They better be
>>71066025
even without anything he could have just ran through and kicked a huge hole in the line
>>71066008
>wakemeup.jpg
>>71065989
too many lemon cakes
Bet Littlefinger will kiss Sansa again next episode, but this time she'll be totally into it because he helped her win the battle. Screen-cap this.
>>71066044
I like to think of myself as a normal person.
He does not have a vagina.
>>71065989
Theon got to suck on her butthole.
>>71066144
man they both look like top level flamers
>>71066072
Normies will watch no matter what. Gotta keep that Dumblr crowd happy.
Anyone got some webms of the dragons flying over meereen/burning the fuck out of that ship?
>>71066122
1st, but I need to rewatch all seasons t b h
>>71066025
Minutes later he smacked down a castle wall and ran into 30+ arrows but he couldnt push aside 3 or 4 men with shields here?
/Highgarden/ trials
We hype yet?
>>71065997
That'd be fun considering the Battle of Castle Black had a good few Dark Souls references.
>>71066122
definitive season ranking is
3>1>4>6>2>5
>>71066153
god i bet she can suck a mean dick
>>71066072
grrm is feminist
>>71066054
yeah, just like rhaegar totally kidnapped and raped lyanna, right?
>white walkers attack westeros
>they are about to win
>danny comes in a saves the day
you know it'll happen
Tallies are in, gentlemen. The results may surprise some.
>>71065947
Another thing retarded about this whole scene is the wall of bodies 10 feet tall just appearing.
There's no way that bodies would fall all together, neatly piled up like that. There would have to be people moving bodies and building it, which clearly didn't happen
IMMERSION RUINED
So, could the dragons under the pyramid just break out whenever they fucking felt like it?
>>71066120
Why didnt they kill ramsay when they met before? If i was jon id set a trap and kill every man with him and take ramsay as prisoner
>>71066169
That doesn't sound like something you'd have a problem with
>>71066184
i just want to see naked sluts s6 has been really disappointing
>>71066168
thank god
>>71066122
It goes
1>3>2>4>>>>>6>>>5
5 and 6 have good battle episodes though
>>71066121
she's so cute
>>71066201
That's what robert tells himself every night before bed
>>71066072
>iron island never had a queen 'fore
>''less get dat handled, nigga'
>>71066184
Will Cersei blow up the Sept of Balor and accidentally kill Tommen this episode or do I have to wait till next season to see Tommen BTFO and Cersei go crazy?
>>71066075
I'd be surprised if not.
>>71066214
No, the Master said the dragons buried under the city would be slaughtered
HE didn't know Tyrion had unchained the fuckers, so when they opened the chamber, they melted some faces and got out
>>71066152
It'll happen after Jon and her have the talk about trusting each other. She'll appease Jon and sit by the tree. Then CIA swoops in and you'll see Sansa's true colours.
>>71066153
Maisie Williams is retarded for saying that shit. It's like saying everyone should be a Christian for believing in morality.
>>71066120
gotta show he's a despicable asshole one last time
>>71066184
What will you do if Highgarden gets CERSEI'd?
>>71066241
objectively accurate rankings desu
>ramsay declines the 1v1 rust invitation
>jon raises his arm
>signal given, wun wun draws and releases his bow
>fucking tree trunk flies in from half a kilometre away, turns ramsay into pulp
>>71065775
RIP Wun Wun
>>71065836Marching back to Molestown with a bag of stags, finding the first red-haired whore he sees, throwing the bag at her and telling her "For the next two days your name is Sansa. My names 'Bastard'. Got that?"
>>71066168
He doesn't need one for what uncle creephands is gon do
>>71066266
Oh okay because it looked a lot like they just smashed the wall and flew out
>>71066201
Bran kidnapped and raped Lyanna.
>>71066214
I assume the damage the pyramid sustained during the siege contributed to them being able to escape, but possibly, at least after Tyrion unchained them and fed them back to health
>>71066256
tommen will an hero after he finds out margaery died in the explosion
>>71066195
Shes had a few by all accounts.
>>71065836
>fuck Melly
>cut off Sansa's tongue
>get stuffed with good food and drink some fine ale
>sleep in his old bed
lyfe
>>71066221
thats why you never go there yourself and instead you send someone for you. all these little details trigger me.
>>71066200
He specifically said he doesn't call himself a feminist. And he always BTFO people trying to pull that shit on him.
>>71065948
Wasnt there a handle to open the gates? Didnt Ramsey use it to kill fat walda?
>>71066245
not cute, STRONG. STRONK
Dany is going to bring the Dothraki to westeros and they'll integrate perfectly and give up raping and raiding immediately.
People will use this as evidence that the European migrant crisis has been mishandled by racists.
Screencap this
>>71066203
Of course. And she'll sit the Iron Throne for a bit, but since she's a fucking retard she will be shot at ruling and the Kingdoms will all rebel and BTFO of her.
I kinda just want everyone to all die in the end. Like, the White Walkers don't actually get BTFO by the dragons and they just March South as everyone is infighting and they kill everyone.
>>71066285
pre s5 that would have happened
how do you go from this...
>>71066276
You don't wanna know!
Guys I'm really confused, why did Yara say "no more than Westeros" when Dany asked if the Iron islands ever had a queen?
I thought Westeros did have a queen at some point
>>71066325
..b-but wun wun could talk
is there any good uplink anywhere of the current episode?
What kind of dog goes for the chin first?
>>71065820
I have a friend who helps run a night in London. He said he saw Sansa clearly wired off of her face on mandy, gurning like a champ. Apparently she was nice.
>>71065957
There was a bolton soldier who was going to fuck theon in the ass
>>71066357
...to this
>>71066308
That's actually more realistic than Cersei somehow catching him in the explosion. Good call.
>>71066357
...to this
>>71066325
Why do you keep posting this? It's not funny, it's not witty, it clearly didn't get any (You)s the first time you posted it. Stop.
>>71065953
People like to pretend its easier then making or finding good quality material.
Like how they think GRRM makes good female characters but book cersei is so stereotypical crazy bitch its funny.
>jon slices the night's king with longclaw
>he explodes into ice chunks, a glowing dragonglass shard lands on the ground
>ghost of Ned appears
>"well done my sisters son... HOWEVER... there must always be... a Night's King
>jon watches as the wights go rampant
>plunges the dragonglass into his heart, his eyes turn blue
>jon takes his new army of wights and wanders straight into lands of always winter
>dany: he truly has become... a Song of Ice and Fire
brava Vince
>>71066144
When is their sex tape going to leak though? I need to know who tops?
Any leaks yet?
>>71066208
>while we're fighting John's army, we'll start to secretly pile the bodies into a giant 300-style corpse-wall so that we can surround them against it with a shield wall and defeat them!
>Sir, we have more than enough men to just surround them with our army normally
>That's not edgy enough ser reasonable! To the hounds with you!
>>71066383
drugs
That's it. I'm sick of all this "Extinct Giant Species" bullshit that's going on in Game of Thrones right now. Giants deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine giant beyond the wall for 2,400,000 gold dragons (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut through of solid shield wall with my giant.
Wildling smiths spend years working on a single giant and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest fighters known to mankind.
Giants are thrice as tall as Lannister soldiers and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a Lannister can cut through, a giant can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a giant could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical smash.
Ever wonder why medieval seven kingoms never bothered conquering the real north? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined wildlings and their giants of destruction. Even in the war between children of the forest and the first men, the first men targeted the wildlings with the giants first because their killing power was feared and respected.
>>71066357
She was so cute.
Damn Anglo genes.
>>71066323
He specifically said he DID call himself a feminist until a woman told him not to, because men can't be feminists, they can only be 'allies'. Don't spread half-truths m8. By any objective measure untainted by dipshit ideology, GRRM is a feminist.
>>71066381
looks like the type of girl who has MANY vag and tits pics
>>71065989
Her family. She wants them all dead.
>>71066357
to this
>>71066404
>asking why someone trying to force a meme keeps posting
>>71066381
Its well known she takes pills. Shes said a few times that she doesnt drink much for one thing, which is a red flag for pill head when youre out as much as she is.
>>71066417
Nothing so far, brother
>>71066314
Comfy
Any leaky yet?
>>71066416
Isaac is definitely going to be the bottom, no doubt about it. He's 100% cute bottom material
>tfw you realize these threads will be gone in a couple of weeks
S-See you next year
They'd better not have Jon believe any shite spewed by that Tully cunt anymore or else...
meh you just know he will forgive her and all will be good...until she resumes her plotting against him.
>>71066357
...to this
>tfw no nights watch irl you can devote your life to and redeem a little honor in your pathetic life
>>71066403
to this
>>71066417
yeah I just took a leak lmao
>>71066361
Oh but I do, I do!
Lads
Lads
Hear me out on this: What if Euron reaches Mereen and tries to court Dany, smug Yara etc etc. But then he hears about Aegon and then goes to support Aegon and the Golden Company because Aegon has the better claim. Then Westeros is taken by infighting between the two Targaryen families and then the Others fuck everyone in the anus.
>>71066364
>Are you ready?
>Ready? Ready for what?
Leaks?
>>71066381
People on pills are literally always nice, though, as long as they're even half-way coherent. Best drug, weight for weight, shame about the neurotoxicity.
What is this face trying to convey?
>>71066501
Join the army
>>71066436
It's an old copypasta, but it checks out
>>71066466
a shame, a damn shame
>>71066440
>He specifically said he DID call himself a feminist until a woman told him not to
Decades ago. Those feminists are not the same shitheads who call themselves feminists today. And there are countless times GRMM has smashed down people trying to push an SJW agenda.
>>71066475
you just KNOW
>>71066501
French Foreign Legion. Knock yourself out.
>>71066415
It's like what happens in Diablo I!
Will Jon become corrupted by the Dragonglass shard like Nameless Hero?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON GAME OF THRONES II: APOCALYPTIC BOOGALOO
>>71066534
It is known,Khaleesi
>>71066323
>he hates women just like me cause I saw a compiled clip on youtube of him laughing at sjws
He's dated nothing but feminists. His books have feminist themes. He's got a diverse amount of women in all of them. He calls himself a "feminist at heart" and while he hasn't been said to cater to women he has said he enjoys and is not surprised that so many women like his works.
Now yeah he'll shit on extreme sjw that get butthurt over a rape scene or any portrayal of women that's less than perfect but he does seem to hold that women are ok and could be just as good or just as shitty at men.
>>71066529
>And there are countless times GRMM has smashed down people trying to push an SJW agenda.
but not d&d
>>71066522
"I fucking knew I was right. Goddamn I regret wasting all that time and effort on Stannis, but this feels pretty great regardless"
This episode made me erect.
Jon is home :3
O T P
T
P
>>71066522
Smugness.
>>71066186
Explain
this karstark cunt was there when jon and ramsay first met up to talk
nowhere to be seen in the battle tho
>>71066534
Let's not fly to conclusions now
>>71066546
>he didn't get the reference
>>71066534
Sophie being a dyke is hardly a secret.
>>71066541
Except FFL has standards. You won't get accepted if you're some beta flabby pile of shit
>>71066285
10/10 would enjoy
>>71066570
beheaded next week. mirroring Ned and Robb
>>71066221
>>71066316
>things women will never understand
1) honor
....
9002) tradition
>>71066521
Yeah this is true. I hate cocaine because it turns people into assholes but I love mandy because it makes people nicer. I honestly don't see the appeal of coke. I've done it and it's just not worth the physical damage it does to you. With mandy I think it's worth it with harm reduction and/or not being a moron with it.
>>71066579
>dyke
Sophie goes both ways
>>71065836
A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>71066522
just wondering why someone would beat a man before feeding him to dogs
So do you think d&d will deattach their lips from Jons anus long enough to recognize the TimeLord, Literal God, Wizard of Westeros, Harry Potter of ASOIAF, and Rightful Heir to Winterfell?
>>71066522
Based boss ass bitch. She's what Sansa can only dream about.
Jon had better keep Melly close if he remains in Salsa's orbit.
>>71066546
bro, it's straight out of world of warcraft
>>71066522
>Yes, yes, Stannis, I saw the Bolton banners burning
HOWEVER
>Daenerys "No more pillaging and raping EXCEPT WHEN DORTHRAKI DO IT #NOTALLMUSLIMS #REFUGEESWELCOME"
>Daenerys crusifying all masters because that is somehow ethically justifiable
>Drogon ex machina keeps popping up at just the right time
>Daenerys somehow in total control of her dragons all of a sudden
>Sansa not telling Jon about her letter to CIA
>Rickon running in a straight line
>Jon going for the emotional warrior cliché
>Ramsay "Really cunning and smart planner" Bolton straightout sending his important cavalry forward to shank 1 (one, a single) man
>RAMSAY 2 EBIL HE SHOOTIN HIS OWN MEN SO BAD SO EBIL *winks to the fucking camera*
>Ramsays battle plan actually dependent on building a wall of bodies, to which he could later pin the opposing army with his superior numbers and fancy phalanx
>Ramsay not shooting Jon while he had the chance
>Ramsay not being beheaded like Ned would have done "But it doesn't matter he was EBIL"
>SANSA NOT ONCE MENTIONING THAT LITTLEFINGER WAS 100% CERTAIN ON HIS WAY WITH A LARGE FORCE OF KNIGHTS THAT WOULD CERTAINLY HAVE HELPED TURN THE TIDE OF BATTLE
>Spending 10 minutes writing an autistic ragepost in a Match of Royal Seats subthread on a Malaysian garmentblog
Smh fàm this show is a sinking ship and I'm going down with it
>>71066541
The only benefit of joining the FFL is French citizenship, which is easy to get nowadays and why would you want that anyway?
>>71066609
Maybe. Shes been linked to more women than men though.
Best episode of the season so far. Thought the battle was really great, and enjoyed that they employed some tactics and showed how chaotic a battle ground is in real life.
Also enjoyed that they showed how fucked up it is to get trampled.
All in all 8/10 episode, but the last one has a lot of stories to finish up.
Å hundred gold dragons says the last scene is dany sailing for westeros
>>71066529
Enumerate a few of these countless times.
>>71065859
I just realized this... my god...
Sansa was expecting Jon to be dead by the time she swooped in with the Vale. She was hoping he'd die.
Ever since they reunited she's been a bitch to Jon. And every time at the battle the scene cuts to sansa, she's smirking at what's happening. Then she sees Jon is alive and her face changes. She is disappointed.
Don't forget she is just like her mother and she probably hates Jon as much as Cait did.
How she thinks she can be Queen when tradition doesn't work like that, I don't know. But it's probably part of the whole woman power old traditions are dead theme
>>71066417
tommen will an hero
>>71066577
Yeah I'm just shitposting at this point. I'll slow down a bit.
>>71066629
Oh, I never played that game. My bad. I guess Blizzard has a thing about stabbing shards of shit into your body that I didn't know about.
Nothing more based than this in this goddamn show so far
>>71066555
>>he hates women just like me
You're an imbecile.
>but he does seem to hold that women are ok and could be just as good or just as shitty at men.
He "seems to hold that women are ok", yeah, that's right in keeping with todays modern feminists you complete shithead.
>>71065775
>BIG COCK
He'll probably die pathetically in 3 episodes.
>>71066522
I think the reason Melly has been so silent and not helpful to Jon so far was because she was looking for a sign as in him proving himself to her?
Now I think she will be more active. Thoughts?
>>71066625
Hope so. We didn't get any Branfu in season 5, it's unfair that he's not in every episode of season 6...
>>71066637
Sansa wrote the pink letter.
>>71066609
fuck she's ugly
why couldn't they just go between the spears?
>>71066659
how many big guys can you get for 100 gold dragons?
>>71066510
You don't!
>>71066529
literally just googled it. it's as little as 3 years ago he calls himself a feminist and says this
>To me being a feminist is about treating men and women the same,’ he said. ‘I regard men and women as all human - yes there are differences, but many of those differences are created by the culture that we live in, whether it's the medieval culture of Westeros, or 21st century western culture
Having read a lot of fantasy books in my time this dude is way above average feminist levels. Like pratchetts monstrous regiments level.
So, did Dany give the Iron Islands independence or not? The way I see it, she brushes it aside by saying "anyone can ask", and then tells YarAsha & Theon to support her as the queen of the Seven Kingdoms and they pretty much don't have a choice (but at least they will now be able to burninate Uncle BIG COCK thanks to dragons).
Of course, this is Dan & DABID, so they probably didn't even care to remember that the Riverlands are not one of the Seven Kingdoms, but the Iron Islands very much are.
There better be some sneks in the finale
>>71066570
Behaeaded as an example, other northern lords bow.
Glover will either be sorry he didn't help and be shown mercy, or executed too depending on how edgy they want to be or just dropped and never saw again like many thing in the show due to the awful writing from hack&hack.
>>71066659
Hopefully it doesn't fuck up any storyline. Chances are they will, considering Dorne is involved.
>>71066122
4>1>3>2>6>5
>>71066666
Nice numbers
>>71066705
Sometimes she looks okay, sometimes she looks awful.
Why didn't sansa care that Rickon was dead?
>>71066666
holy shit that gif ruined me
top fucking kek
Is GRRM into femdom?
>>71066637
1. Your opinions are stupid and you can't follow a plot
2. You have literal autism
3. Why do you even fucking watch it? Just get the fuck out of here
>>71066297
Where we're going, you don't need vaginas
>>71066685
>imbecile
>shithead
Well if you're defining 'feminist' as 'literally the most extreme possible feminist' then there's like a hundred feminists in the world, man.
>>71066720
>Like pratchetts monstrous regiments level.
That would take some doing.
>>71066708
DELET TH
>>71066750
>muh claim
>>71066693
he deserves to be in EVERY episode of seasons 7 and 8 15 minutes minimum each. Dumbass and Dickhead have been screwing him over for long enough
>>71066685
>feminists are all radical every single one cause that's all I see when I look in feminist threads on r9k
like any politicking thing or movement there's extreme radicals and moderates.
>>71066601
ramsay didnt give a fuck about that. he flayed all of the ironborn alive when he promised hed let them live
>>71065836
I just realized Sansa made him that big fur coat to make him look bigger.
>>71066750
She is Stoneheart.
No, she trully doesn't give a shit about her family. She's always been Me Me Me Me Me
>>71066609
Does she go BLACK?
>>71066684
i genuinely thought jon was going to get trambled
>>71066004
are you being serious or?
Whats next for our ACTUAL boy?
>>71066802
For who?
>>71065964
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Rhaenyra_Targaryen
Does Sansa have the power to legitimize Jon? Does CIA?
>>71066060
Put your dick in unprepared butthole is extremely unhealthy because you know why.
What the fuck is with this horrible writing? Like why didn't Sansa just tell Jon about the help from the Vale? The Northeners and Free Folk got decimated and she thinks that's okay?
From an audience impact point of view, the calvary arriving is supposed to a hope spot, but it is just lazy writing to hype the normies.
>>71065775
Who is more confused by the charge bros?
>>71065948
Dimensional gate. They vanished when Bryenne appeared and Sansa brought them back.
We're going to build a thousand ships, ok believe me, we're going to build a thousand ships.
And who is going to pay for it? That's right, the mainlanders.
>>71066748
nah, Jon was a lone wolf and he stood his ground, knowing this is probably it for him. Stannis still had his big army behind him
>>71066684
false
>Crucifixion
>In a completely different universe
ok
>>71065853
>those little smiles after his autistic fits
cute
.
.
.
CUTE
>>71066826
Why would she want to, she wanted him to die in the battle along with Ramsay and Rickon
>>71066708
get bashed with a shield, then stabbed
>>71066714
She looks like Avril Lavigne there
>>71066818
Hopefully he will survive the next episode, but D&D love their "shocking deaths.
>>71066708
But they fucking did, anon.
>>71066641
Easy if you're a nigger, sandperson or mudslime.
If you're a white male it's your best bet.
How can even the normiest of normies manage to still find "Dany does whatever the fuck she likes because she has dragons" plot device? I'm so sick of it, her storyline started out interestingly enough but now there's no tension, there's no stakes, it's always going to work out for Dany because that's just how it is.
>>71066708
shieldbearers have a shortsword too, there was a shot of Tormund trying it and getting a nasty cut to the shoulder
>>71066734
It be the same thing as if rob were to ally with renly. Though they'd have to look towards building a new way of life for the iron born.
>>71065859
>hasn't fed them in seven days
>After that, Jonsa tour the whole north for at least a month(?)
>
>wat?
>>71066563
pls
>>71066606
mdma is much worse for your brain than cocaine, unfortunately.
>>71066708
They tried you stupid nigger, were you too busy posting on 4chan while watching?
>>71066818
Death, he's a fucking white male.
>>71066850
>hanging
>in a completely different universe
Is it in the rule book that if you are a female ruler you have to act extremely obnoxious and super smug about everything ?
I had to turn off the show during the Daenerys and Yara conversation because I was cringing way too hard and got second hand embarresment
>>71066854
Because there's no Lord of Winterfell otherwise, CIA could take it for himself
>>71066693
They should give Isaac a spin-off series where he journeys through the astral plane and interacts with all Westeros's great historical events. Or just give Isaac a show in general. I don't care what it's about. I'd watch it.
why the FUCK didn't sansa tell jon about the knight's of the vale????
GoT is just setting us up to redpill the normies on how feminism literally ruins civilization right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxpVwBzFAkw
The North belongs to the Bearloli.
Gendry is alive right?
>>71065857
it is like some 7 year old girls put make up on their pet pig
>>71066782
you could count it out but I'd guess there's just as many diverse female characters in mr as this series. he just also adds many more male characters and death and rape and sex so that you don't notice.
>>71065997
Isn't that how Meraxes died? A scorpion bolt through the eye? Basically the same thing.
Fuck.
>>71066806
Sort of
>>71066659
>some tactics
You are either really brain damge or just trolling, or both.
>>71066828
>it is just lazy writing to hype the normies
you better accept it, it will be like that from now on
>>71066840
Stannis was completely aware that he couldn't win, so
>knowing this is probably it for him
applies just as much there
we see you Jonautist
>>71066840
stannis knew he was about to die too and he couldve walked away, jon couldnt
>>71066008
>punishedwunwun.jpg
Cmon, even the eyepatch fits. MAKE IT HAPPEN.
>>71066720
>>To me being a feminist is about treating men and women the same
Which is not what modern feminism is about at all.
Anyone else here suprised that based Tormund didnt die? I legit smiled IRL when he ate that dudes neck. I thought he was a gonwr for sure.
this is what i want to do to D&D if they dont FUCKING give me more bran
>>71066859
I'll take it as a compliment
lækager?
>>71066850
>this guy thinks crucifixion origins in christianity
>>71066684
its a really cool shot at least
>>71066901
She's playing everybody. She'll work her angle so that she'll end up ruling the Vale, and no one in the North will be able to challenge her.
>>71065859
Jon or one of the others would have informed her. She was still around because after the parley she spoke with jon. Scene with 'so you've met the enemy ya half brother dog'.
Why would Jon approve of Ramsay being torn apart by dogs? He's supposed to win over the north, not disgust them with more savagery. He should have been given a fair trial and a quick execution. It's what Ned would have done and he needs to remove the stigma of being a wildling sympathizer.
>>71066935
same here brother.
Min landsmann
>>71065989
She's a cunt. Spending years surrounded by the likes of Cercei, Joffrey, Littlefinger and Ramsay will do that you.
>>71066853
>>71066569
>Giant Archer knocking you off a high treacherous place
>MANEATER MILDRED HAS INVADED
Those 2 are the ones that pop to the top of my head. I remember people were braying about more when the ep aired. Should be in the arse-end of an archive somewhere. Maybe I'll watch it again.
>>71066894
dude stop being misogynist, women are strong who need no manwho else skips dany scenes because they suck and she its literally full of herself this is literally feminist enabling down with this shit
Does anyone else see it?
>>71066964
C U T E
U
T
E
>>71065859
>john returns to camp
>hey sansa
>ramsay hasn't fed his dog in seven days, the absolute madman!
>>71066959
Watch the director commentary
He was going to beat him to death with his Mormont hands, but stopped because he realised Ramsay's life was Sansa's to take, not his
Trial and execution were never on the cards
>>71066935
>inb4 dies of infected wound
>>71066900
Isaac doesnt want to be an actor anymore though so there goes my dreams
Remember when this show used to have twists and things you didn't expect? We all called every event from the past 3 episodes to the letter. Next up is Jon settling winterfell and doing politics with CIA, Eygon is going to show up and remind us he exists, and Cersei is going to blow up the sept. I didn't see any of the leaks but its fucking obvious
>>71066666
SPECIAL DELIVERY!
>>71066828
Littlefinger told Salsa that she should be ruler of Winterfell. Salsa didn't want Jon to live through the battle so she was going to wait until the very last second to have Littlefinger and the Knights of the Vale ride in. Jon does the heavy lifting, and gets killed. She swoops in and takes the prize.
When Ramsey revealed that he had Rickon (who would be the rightful heir to Winterfell), Salsa panicked. That's why she came in bothering Jon about dumb shit and told him that Rickon can't be saved. Jon doesn't know that Salsa is plotting against him, doesn't know that she is in full damage control mode because her simple plan just got blown the fuck out of the water with Rickon being alive. She's not a commander like Jon is, so that's why she was saying dumb shit and annoying the fuck out of Jon. You could see his exasperation when she basically said "lol fuck Rickon he's ded NE WAYZ".
Littlefinger will propose to her again, she will accept. If he kills Jon Snow. Then they both will try to take power in the Vale and Winterfell.
>>71066959
Mah nigga, did you watch the Inside the Episode?
They said Jon is usually a level headed dude who can keep his temper but if you push anyone far enough, they snap. The whole "killing his brother" thing pushed him over the edge. Dude flipped out.
>>71065859
>"starved" dogs
>kennel doors wide open
>dogs only show interest when sansa is around
>mfw
>>71066908
The point of MR though is that women can replace men without anyone noticing and / or do the same things as well. ASOIAF has never really done that. The show maybe, but the books dont really get close, outside of Brienne maybe.
>>71066959
Yeah. I would've paraded him with a public trial and execution for legitimacy, but nobody else besides him and Sansa need to know about the savagery.
"Lord Bolton must've died in the fray when we took the castle; no we didn't manage to recover his body"
>>71066875
One of the starkmen/wildlings got one through the gut too.
>>71066969
those aren't references though. like I get the joke, and I smirked strongly when I saw the anor londo archer edit from the Watchers on The Wall EP.
but they are in no way "references".
>>71066849
Ok, I concede, both scenes were fucking best.
>>71065978
Hey, hey, hol up for a second.
So you remember when you don't know jack fucking shit about the lore?
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Brandon_Stark_(the_daughterless)
Pepperidge fucking Farm remembers, now get the fuck out and don't come back.
>>71067021
these bitches ain't loyal
>>71066984
cutest flamer in the cast y/y?
>>71067000
>Eygon is going to show up and remind us he exists
wut?
>>71066993
He rightfully should have stopped but
>he realised Ramsay's life was Sansa's to take
is completely the wrong reason. His goal should be to unite the North. Who fucking cares about Sansa's vengeance when Westeros is at stake here.
>>71066954
>>71066990
>BY THE WAY SANSA, RAMSAY SAID HE HASN'T FED HIS DOGS IN SEVEN DAYS
>THIS IS IMPORTANT INFORMATION, THAT IS WHY I AM CONVEYING IT TO YOU
>>71066875
Impying you can lift 6 foot tower shield and stab someone with the short sword in the same time, under circumstances you saw him in the first place, unless Tormund knocked on his shield there is no way that happend.
>>71066666
Those quints
>>71067021
she warged into the doors and made them open
>>71066929
nah man. you keep making me google shit but google says women def consider feminism as just treating men and women the same. 3rd wave or whatever modern shit go a little further and focus on shit like races/sexuality/trans issues and portrayel in media. but statistics say you ask women what it means nowadays and it's just basic equal treatment.
stop focusing on radicals just to make yourself angry. shit's useless mang. enjoy your feminist grrm. feminists love him.
>>71067008
>literally gave not a single shit that her youngest brother, canonically about 7 years old, is dead on a board infront of her peppered with arrows n blood
sansa the mad queen confirmed
>>71067021
SHE
WARGED
THE
HOUNDS
jesus christ why are you people so stupid? It was painfully obvious.
>>71067064
Mr big cock. I apparently got his name mixed up with a dark souls character
>>71066666
sick quints bro
nice gif too
>>71066935
>yfw CIA executes him next week and salsa agrees while jon gets locked up
>>71066996
He wants to go to school after the show. Same thing Joffrey said. It won't last though. They get a taste of what actual life is like for real niggas and then they drop out of school.
>>71066874
Dany is actually starting to even annoy normies form what I've seen, that official video of her latest speech on youtube had almost as many dislikes as likes and my non-female male friends who are normies either hate her now or are annoyed and like jon more.
The retard feminists and most females love her still though.
>>71066708
IRL they would be aiming the spears at the enemy soldiers who are in a tight formation and can't strafe left or right
>>71066995
if it didn't happen in 409, it won't happen now
>>71066903
>pottery
>>71066785
>>71066803
both wrong
>>71066750
she knew Ramsey. She knew the minute Ramsey got his hands on him there was no way he was making it out alive. Jon was emotional and stupid, Sansa, because of all she's been through, has become cold and calculated. This has nothing to do with
>muh claim
or
>me me me me
>>71067103
she didn't seem to care about jon and his friends either, only revenge and power. Jon didn't deserve this shit, fuck her
>>71067054
Given the options are him, Hodor and maybe Tommen, clearly yes.
>>71067046
Ayo hol up I actually didn't know that.
Shit's fucked yo.
>>71066122
1>2>3>4>5>6
Does Jon have a not even good, but *great* opinion about Tyrion?
>became friends
>Tyrion defended him from bullies going out of his way to help him
>didn't treat him like just some bastard
>treated Sansa super well considering, even the best he could considering they had to be married
>his family turned against him
>gossips portray Tyrion like a monster and a murderer which Jon/Sansa simply know he isn't
>he was eventually proven innocent (to Sansa at least) for accusations of trying to murder Bran
>>71066357
>>71066383
I'm actually really into her
>>71066849
Stanns4eva
Why the fuck was Sansa angry they didn't directly ask her for her advice during the war council? Tormund and Davos weren't asked, they just gave their opinion. It was a discussion. She was present at the war council, that counts for something, she should have a voice.
And if I remember correctly she insisted some episodes ago they went to war to save Rickon, and now she just wants to give him up because he is dead anyway? Guess she suddenly remembered what an absolute madman Ramsay was.
God what a mess of a character. Hope CIA reins her in a bit.
>>71067038
Fair enough, it was just amusing seeing the likenesses then.
>>71067072
>i want to feed him to his dogs, jon
>oh hey, good idea, he said before the battle he hadn't fed them for seven days, mite b laff
I don't know why people are so genuinely bad at watching television. I mean, it literally took /got/ to show me that watching television is even a skill. But it is, and people like you are incredibly, woefully bad at it.
>>71065953
What if Euron is Victarion in disguise while the real eyepatch wearing Euron is on Silence waiting to make his move
>>71066976
I do now actually, and some of aryas training scenes.
>>71067023
I took away from it that constant war is real shitty and kills off so many men women have to take over and it just continues being shitty
I get a lot of that same theme in the books. War is shit. Men go off to die leaving daughters and wives alone left to make decisions. The decisions keep being shit and demands for more war as vengeance.
But I'm not arguing it's the same amount of feminism wank. It's just about that same level of reading it where I stop and think "holy shit did a feminist girl write this? nope just some brit dude I guess"
>>71066708
They should break the spear. Just hold it and force left or right, will break in the shield.
Also, where this fuckin 5 meters spears come from?
Can someone webm Jon attempting to explain flanking manouvre4s to Tornado?
post yfw stannis make his comeback in the next ep
>>71067138
Okay this formation row of shield and row of spears is so retarded there is pretty good reason why nobody in history used this shit!
>Pro tip: IT DOESN'T WORK!
pic realated proper phalanx formation, aligning sprears to act like a lawn mower through enemy ranks, first thing you notice is soldiers actualy SEE what they facing!
Fucking easliy entertained show retards!
>>71066708
>Everyone complains about shiedlwall which is actual real tactic.
> No one complains about horses riding into solid masses of troops.
>Cavalry works in completly diffrent way.
>>71066122
IMO GoT keeps getting better till season 4 then it starts going to shit real fast
they´re not even trying anymore right its just disney-tier good guys beat bad guys happy endings. which is lame i expected more from them.
>>71067103
she accepted him as dead before. said so many times.
>>71067046
I don't understand how that has any connection with the guy you're replying to or what he said
>>71067225
She wanted Rickon to be dead, just like she wanted Jon Snow to be dead during the battle. She waited until she thought Jon died during the battle to have Littlefinger charge in, but Jon wasn't dead, he was trapped under a huge pile of bodies.
Can you guys stop fucking saying it's horrible writing? You just don't know Salsa's motives yet. Next episode she will ask Littlefinger to kill Jon like he killed Joffery.
>>71067102
True, which is why the 3rd Wave pt. 2 brands itself as Radical Feminism. Vanilla mainstream Feminism isn't good enough for Radical Feminism, b/c, in their analysis, mainstream feminism merely repeats, reifies, and reenforces the structure of Post-Industrial Capital/ Neoliberalism, rather than enacting the kind of structural systemic change required to remake the system and enable justice.
Whew lads.
>grrr I'm a stronk woman I know Ramsey's battle plans because I was married to him for a few days but I'm not going to TELL you what I think while you sit making your plans I'm going to wait until you've done all the planning and then I'm going to give you shit for not ASKING me
Jesus christ, typical fucking woman
>>71066705
you're entitled to your incorrect opinion. However my boner for her would disagree with you.
>>71065995
>solved
>>71067393
If they do this it would actually be a pretty good twist
Sansa tries to fuck Jon over, maybe even succeeds
It'll probably just be another stupid episode though
>>71065859
Wait, wasn't she? They only talked the day before the battle and Sansa was definitely there for that
>>71067377
He made the claim that House Stark is extinct in the male line assuming that that means House Stark is doomed.
The link proves that assumption is faulty.
>>71066935
Definitely
Tormund is a beast
>>71065978
Maybe you were hit on the head as a child, but women can inherit, just not before any eligible men. Are there any eligible Stark men remaining? I'll help you with this one: no, there aren't.
>>71066824
for you
leeks?
>>71066803
>>71067146
Exactly, she'd already accepted that he was dead. Ramsey wasn't going to let him live
>>71067478
So would the man take the Stark name if they married Salsa? Because she's also technically a Bolton now. Or does that go away when her husband died?
>>71067406
that's cool. ain't arguing he's a radical. just saying he's basic feminism by his own words and works along with other feminists saying "yeah, dudes feminist".
he writes women p well, especially for fantasy. gives them a lot of power and focus. So idk why fags gotta get triggered on here by the show doing it acting like they read the books when they must not have if they missed that shit.
Just say it's a shit show cause they flanderize everyone but you can't be bugged out by stronk women when that shit's in the books.
>>71066764
ad hominem doesnt mean you understood a fucking word he said. kys
>>71067469
Oh, because a bastard became lord? gotcha
>>71066691
She's come to doubt her own self as she's not even remotely sure how and if she was responsible for reviving Jon. She's also been consistently wrong throughout her career, so she may be looking to be careful before she goes asserting herself more.
>>71067594
Those are all just insults, not technically ad hominems.
>>71067610
I think we mighta maybe kinda sorta already seen a bastard become lord, though. Can't remember the name, think it might have rhymed with "Famsay Dolton", though.
Ok, watched the preview for episode 10.
Melisandre did something else other than reviving Jon.
Maybe she raped him, while he was unconscious?
>>71067357
This is not a shield wall its some improvaside bullshit, and that cavalry charge is the dumbest thing i ever saw in my life, horses are not fucking plowers.
Evryone knows cavalry was used as a warfare, you never charge it into masses horse is a living animal not a tank, but you cant talk logic with normies. Let them live in illusions "because it looks cool"
>>71067162
She's seen some shit, her father beheaded, her supporters flayed, but yeah she seemed way too cold during the battle, like all the people who died including her brother no longer mattered. Maybe she's just broken inside, and can't feel anything but hate and distrust after being used over and over again.
R'HLLOR AND ALL THE OTHER GODS DO NOT EXIST
ONLY MAGIC EXISTS
MELLY KEEPS SAYING SHE HAS NO POWER BUT SHE IS ACTUALLY AN INCREDIBLY POWERFUL WITCH
>>71066708
>holding front of spear and shield
>your job is to aim spear and hold shield
>guy starts fucking with you specifically
>let go of spear end, the three guys behind you keep holding it
>unsheath sword
>move shield a little and stab guy fucking with you
>put away sword and aim spear again
so why didnt they get melisandre to bring his bro back from the dead, or wun wun?
or why didnt they get the fire witch to attempt to resurrect fucking everyone and use the free obamacare they get from king crimson?
>>71067757
melisander ain't gonna do shit unless she thinks the red god wants her to. she doesn't follow any of their orders. besides all that no one trusts her for shit
>>71066736
Bad pussy is cute!
CUTE!
>>71067583
Truth homes. He's a damn good writer who writes great characters. It's tough to write believable female characters if you're a misogynist (it is possible, though. Flaubert is a great example.)
The Rad Fem shit is, for me, has become insufferable. I have to read it for work, and the Rad stuff coming out now is by and large boring.
>>71067857
but she said herself she just tries to follow hints she believes rhllor is giving her
if she could only bring jon back because of red man's will, why not try it on everyone and only the supposed chosen ones will be revived?
>>71066684
Thanks for posting a shitty tumblrized gif, but the size limit is 4 MB here so you can afford to use more than 10 frames
>>71067085
>>71067107
>warged
>no eyerolling
>no signs of losing control of body
>>71067992
she got hints from before that jon was special since she first saw him. she's got 0 hints about rickon so she's not gonna try shit
besides she's also a bullshit artist. it's questionable if she was even responsible for jon coming back. maybe ghost did it. maybe it was gonna happen in time without her help. maybe any numbnut could have cut some hair and did it.
if she tries another not special person and it fails than it's just further proof she herself is not all that magical. and much of her authority relies on others perceiving her as a magical red priestess. why risk that reputation on some not special kid she never met before?
>>71068082
>being this much of a pissbaby showfag you can't accept truth
>>71066708
Couldn't they just grab the spears a pull?
>>71066766
Watched that movie couple days ago, was impressed by how great it is. Super fucking spooky, those frames of torture are horrific. Loved the idea of a wormhole going to hell.
>>71066208
Corpse walls happened all the time in medieval combat, notably at Agincourt where the Duke Of York was crushed to death under a heap of corpses 6 ft tall - probably the inspiration for the scene where Snew almost suffocates after falling down.
>>71068513
yes, but this was absurdly compact. there's just no way for the heaps to be that neat and grouped.
How is she so perfect /got/
>>71068697
hardly seemed all that neat. of course they're gonna get grouped though. kill in groups, fucking corpse wall forms. that's how that shit works.
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