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Has there ever been a show so anti-father?
Does GRR Martin hate his dad? Do D&D hate their dads?
"Our fathers were the problem"
Tyrion kills his father
Bastards are big characters in the show
Stannis burns his own daughter at the stake
Incest fathers
Samwell Tarly's father hating him
This show is trying to say fathers are bad. It has a vendetta against father figures.
Meanwhile, mothers are shown to be extremely caring:
Cersei LOVES her children
Catelyn did too
Olenna Tyrell is a lot smarter and better of a parent than Mace Tyrell
What the fuck is up with this blatant in your face hatred of fathers?
tolken didn't have the best relationship with his father it would seem
rate this episode from 1 to 10
Ned was portrayed as a responsible, if oafish dad.
and all this on father's day, oy vey
>>71033946
6 Needs more Stannis
>yfw
>>71033946
8/10 probably best of the season
>>71033946
3.5
Lord Stark
>cersei and CIA are the only good characters left
>it took 6 seasons and dozens of deaths for cersei to become a good character
why did joffrey have to die? why are the people who murdered him too scared to kill his cuckold brother?
All the action scenes besides the pile of body's looked like it was from a video game
desu the aerial shot of Jon emerging from the stampede and finally being able to breathe was quite beautiful
How many men did Jon kill?
>>71033946
8/10 best episode of the season but it wasn't good enough to make up for how shit this season has been (I liked E7 as well)
>>71033609
its the ultimate goyim cuck show if you haven't noticed
>>71034049
>why are the people who murdered him too scared to kill his cuckold brother?
He's gonna die at some point.
>gold their crowns, gold their shrouds
If we don't see at least the high sparrow die in the last episode I'm gonna be mad as fuck, though.
>>71033990
I guess you could say he became one of the faceless men
>>71033946
8/10. Battle scene was good, but stupid aspects like usual kept it from being perfect (e.g., Jon is immune to arrows, CIA magically arrives just in time)
>>71034037
I've got a gift for you
>>71034157
holy shit
he was so young
I hate ageing so much
>>71034095
doubt he topped 100
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>71033609
>hurr lets charge into them with less numbers just like they want
>hurr wildings have done worse to me but I am NOT tough enough under pressure, so I order a suicide charge after my speech of how not everyone has to die here today
D&D writing everyone
>>71033946
8.5/10
>>71034166
Based Preston
bookfags I have a serious question
in the show Rickon seems completely useless and almost creepy as fuck with how little he says or does, he's almost like a ghost of the Starks rather than a real person
does he do anything in the books? Does he at least have characteristics?
The battle scene is p cool but the rest of the episode was grabage
Reminder she has no real motivation for acting like she did.
Evil hobbitses gets what they deserves
>>71034159
yeah rana :3
>>71034151
>magically arrives
Even if he arrived early, he wouldn't waste his troops unnecessarily, he only wanted to mop up the easy part and get all the credit. It's not like hes doing this out of the good of his heart.
Why didn't Ramsay shoot Jon when he fell of the horse?
>>71034095
Like 30 boltons and 10 wildlings.
>has there been any show more anti father
LOST, Every single character in LOST has some kind of daddy issues, if a daddy at all
Why the fuck didnt they cut down a tree for the giant to use as a club? he LITERALLY could of solod that phalanx.
The Giant should have been used way more, he could be easily worth 1000+ men if utilized properly.
>>71034243
Not really, it's said he's quite wild and aggressive but he's only a tiny child
>>71034252
>Sh-Shes fast!
>>71033946
6.5/10. Would have been 9/10 if it didn't have Sansa in it.
>>71034252
Terminators are programmed that way.
Every episode this reality is becoming dimmer and dimmer. Jon looked like an idiot tonight.
He isn't King material. I'm sad.
>>71034252
jealousy? or just naturally an asshole
>>71034252
well her motivation is she's a homicidal cunt
>>71034037
Am Kingsguard
>>71034266
what kinda gat was he packin' dogg
>>71033609
meanwhile Ned remains one of the most beloved characters in the show despite being dead for 5 seasons
>>71034166
He should have written the books himself.
>>71033726
Guy asking the question here, that was liam neeson err I mean smalldickjon umber.
So we didn't see karskar die correct?
>>71034291
no, thank the Lord
>>71034292
He's the warrior of light
> Reminder CIA gave Sansa to Ramsay on purpose so she'd get so fucked up by Ramsay she'd be willing to turn to CIA to win the North, thus giving him a foothold for power
> Reminder some autist is going to bring up the exact conditions of Sansa's escape, when all CIA ever had to predict was that Ramsay would be cruel to Sansa, and that at some point someone would try to take Ramsay down, both of which were inevitable
>>71034273
if he had a giant sword or club he could have wiped them the fuck out. If he had a shield with a bladed edge this shit wouldnt even be a contest.
>>71033609
>made early
>no backlink
>retarded shit in the op
>retarded shit in the subject
WTF?
LAST THREAD
>>71032809
>>71032809
>>71034252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uTO31B1R2c
sure she did
>>71034273
This, why the fuck was he unarmed?
>>71034292
Robert was king.
>>71033946
5/10
start ruined by danearyis (as per fucking usual); too much illogical shit in the big battle + ramseys actions; no scene of loyal stannis fan (whose name i keep forgetting0 pulling on carice van houtes lovely nips and helping her get over her speech impediment
baylish's smug smirk was good
>>71034285
that's so creepy. I wonder if Gurm regrets even writing him. Seems like Brann had the role of the "little one" anyway
>>71034185
Do you like boypucci?
>two episodes in a row ending with a poorly written strong female character smirking at the camera
Do feminists really eat this up? It almost seems insulting how blatant this is.
>>71034157
>>71034185
He was pretty cute (in a non-pedo way). Now he looks like a chinless Brit. Shame, really.
sansa rode off before ramsay mentioned his dogs havent eaten in 7 good days
Miss us yet?
>>71034292
lol did anyone ever think jon was smart to begin with?
>>71034292
A lot of the stupid shit from this episode is less Jon being stupid and more him being written into stupid situations for the sake of looking cool and twists.
>>71034292
What was his killcount tonight?
>>71034324
I'm sure he fled when he saw the Vale arrive
He'll be captured next episode, then executed in front of the other Northern Lords by Jon to show they're in charge now
Davos will then get Karhold
>>71034384
Holy shit middle is a qt
>>71034265
Then why didn't he do that? Having a surprise army show up right when the goodies are about to lose ruins the suspension of disbelief
>>71034273
if I had to defend D&D I'd say he was gassed as fuck and could barely stand by the point where they were surrounded but yeah earlier it would have been more than handy. In my mind that gate charge did him in as much as the arrows
finally, after all these years, we became - "A song of Ice and Fire™". Written by George Raymond Richard Martin "The American Tolkien"
please post summaries im only at 30 ish %
>>71034384
>What do we tell the bad pussy?
>Not today
>>71034365
let's be real here
Littlefinger is so beta for Cat/Sansa pussy, he'll just pretend she's a virgin anyway
>>71034384
Not even part of the show. I consider them fanfiction
Next week:
Send Ravens to all houses of the Vale. LittleFinger has been poisoned by are enemies.
was too hyped when the Knights of the Vale came in, I knew they would. Like Lord of the Rings two towers when Gandalf arrives with aid.
Best game of thrones episode in a long time.
>>71034252
She looks like lena dunham
>DON'T RUN INTO HIS TRAPS JON I WILL NEGLECT TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE REINFORCEMENTS THAT ARE COMING SOON FOR LITERALLY NO GOOD REASON
>ok
>runs into every trap
>clearly outplayed
>plot armour repels arrows and lets him win when Sansa's CIA army arrives Just In Time
>giant died for D'n'D's sins
>>71033946
6/10 plot/storywise
Fucking 10/10 directing. Those scenes of the battle were masterful
http://www.strawpoll.me/10532461
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How was the episode tonight, lads?
Why didn't Rickon duck or side step every time Ramsay let loose an arrow?
>>71034203
HER LOOMING SHADOW GROWS
WELL DONE LORD BOLTON, WELL DONE LORD BOLTON;HOWEVER
you fagmasters are shitposting at hypersonic speeds
>>71034421
pottery
>>71034367
dany and sansa are normie favorites because
1. very obvious storylines you can talk about with friends without knowing anything about the show
2. attractive women
>>71034425
Danny joins Theon
CIA saves the day
Ramsay is kill
How many capable battle commanders are left on the show?
>>71034421
Literally every kid with a drone has done this shot on youtube.
>me on the left
>>71034265
This. They were probably waiting over the hill which is why you hear the horn.
Baelish probably already had them marching on Winterfel knowing that Sansa would eventually take up his offer.
>>71033990
>>71034384
just the one in the middle
being naked, specifically
>>71033609
>Has there ever been a show so anti-father?
Did you even watch Lost?
>>71033946
7, one of the worst Episode 9's. Equal to that of S05E09.
Is there a single decent Stark?
at first..I was butthurt that Jon had to get his ass saved by CIA, but then again, battles are won by bannermen and alliances. So whatever man. 10/10
>>71034481
Only Jon
>>71034252
she's crazy and arya threatened to take her place as the favorite assassin girl
>>71034267
why were wildlings attacking him anyway
>>71034252
>RUNNING IN THE 90S
Why didn't Jon bang Mellysanders and summon a demon to kill Ramsay
I mean c'mon it's 300 AL
>>71034337
this, why does the giant go into battle without a weapon or shield
makes no sense
>>71034437
Nope, doubt she'll even have the balls to kill LF herself, it'll be Jon this time.
LF will get grabby, Jon promised to protect her, off with Littlefinger's head
>>71034503
No.
>>71034481
Davos and Jaime
>>71034384
Dorne was a mistake in both book and show
Eh, autists can complain that
>we all knew that Ramsay would kill Rickon
>we all knew that Tormund would kill the Smalljon
>we all knew that CIA would ride in and save the day like the Riders of Rohan
>we all knew that Sansa would oversee the Ramsay death in a display of dude feminism lmao
Yet all in all I still really enjoyed the episode, in particular the stampede scene. Yeah you can complain Rickon was a retard for not zig zagging, but the overall direction and choreography of the battle was really enjoyable to watch.
All in all the best episode easily for a few seasons, particularly in contrast to the disaster of episode 8.
>>71034409
>Then why didn't he do that?
He probably did arrive early and just wait it out a bit. He even said to cercei a while back, after Stannis and Ramsay fight at Winterfell, I'll mop up whoever remains and take the north. He wasn't going to arrive early and get all of the vale troops killed for nothing. He doesn't care about jon and the wildlings.
>>71034518
>>71034437
nobody touches CIA, you hear me?
>>71034421
How dare they use an overhead shot twice in 60 episodes?
Did anybody else think that Rickon's death was a bit anticlimatic? I mean Ramsay usually torture his victims, but for Rickon he gave him a quick death.
>>71034528
>Davos and Jaime
>good commanders
reminder that stannis is not dead
jon will get fucked next episode and wildings will join our king
Why does the show hate men so much now?
>haha fuck men right
>we girls are gonna rule!
>dany smirk at girls ruling
>girls has never ruled before!
Weren't there Dragon Queens?
>Brienne will kill CIA to complete the Jewish feminism this show caters to
Modern 4chan seems to be the least intelligent community on the internet. Omitting information selectively to prove a point is essentially admitting that you don't have a point. If you're a /pol/ shitposter then you're too stupid to learn to be a critical thinker, but everyone else should read up on some basics of logic because there may still be some hope that you can resemble a human when you open your mouth.
>>71034503
jon is a capable commander?
>Friendly reminder that most Lords of the North, including Lord too fat to sit a horse, don't bend their knees to Sansa and Jon until Sansa's cousin gives her an army larger than every Lord combined in the North
>friendly reminder that the North has completely fucking forgot the Boltons fucked them over and they'll all be bending their knees in fear of Robin Arryn instead of respect for the Starks
>>71034481
Randyll Tarly, Tyrion
>>71033990
I literally did not care one bit. He was a God up until now, and even takes out Wun-Wun as his last kill. His death was long overdue, and Sansa out of all fucking people is the one who kills him. That smirk at the end was the cherry on top of this shitty episode.
>>71034518
I think she'll willingly take his dick, then knife him while he's in her.
>>71033946
9, the dragons were fucking awesome. Dany is retarded but the dragons are just amazing.
We FINALLY got to see all of the dragons fuck shit up and all tv can talk about is the CIA.
>>71034252
She had a good drill sergeant
Was CIA's charge the best moment in television history?
>>71034481
Davos, Jon, Jamie.
Thanks it
>>71034443
it's a TV show my friend
>>71034481
Dany
>>71034292
He wasn't being stupid, he was being human, an emotional creature. Sansa was being an idiot deliberately.
IT'S HAPPENING
>>71034497
Sansa has against all odds went from being worst to best stark
>>71034568
the show doesn't really talk about Nymeria much
So what does CIA actually want? Sansa doesn't know.
>>71034555
If Stannis listened to Davos act the blackwater he wouldve won
wait wait wait
so on top of not giving the giant a weapon and shield... they didnt even fucking gather some mammoths for the battle? How much disbelief am I meant to suspend here. Are you telling me the giant willingly went into battle without at least improving their chances with some massive fucking living tanks?
>>71034545
this
>>71034497
nymeria
>>71034593
Not even top 20, it was incredibly short too.
>>71034617
He wants her cunt.
>It's a 'feminism being crammed down your throat in a setting where it makes no fucking sense.' season.
>It's a 'Women and nu-males somehow take over the world through mary sue bullshit and all the problems in life suddenly evaporate and government is no longer corrupt and peace overtakes the land' plotline.
>>71034095
20, they were good men
>>71034481
Lyanna Mormont
>>71034497
Ned
>>71034574
It's a father hate show.
Deal with it.
>>71034514
>>71034337
as things get bigger the energy required to lift them increases exponentially so even though he's massive his sword could only be fractionally bigger
If Wun Wun had carried a log like he did in Hardhome those phalanx would've been fucking useless
>>71034568
Feminism is just a theme this season. Hopefully it won't be next season
>>71034503
Jaime's 2-1 and lost due to a clever trick by the Blackfish. He's the best left at the moment.
>>71034610
You're gonna get our general banned, please kys
>>71034632
And where the fuck exactly are they supposed to get mammoths?
>>71034593
No it was surprisingly boring and anticlimactic
The Vale riders seemed to stride towards the Bolton army while Ramsay made stupid faces of shock and anger
REMINDER THAT TRUEDE SPOILERS ARE FAKE
DocMantisTobogan
*LF survives the season
*Jon beats the shit out of Ramsay, but stops when Sansa walks in
*Ramsay is captured and later fed to his hounds
*Wun Wun dies in the courtyard
*Sansa and LF lead the KotV into Snowbowl
*Tommen, Margaery, Loras, Lancel, and Mace die
*Red Wedding Type Event in KL - Cersei uses wildfire
*Not sure about HS dying
*Smalljon is killed by Tormund, Harald is killed by Jon
*Davos carries Rickon's body into Winterfell after battle
*Ramsay says something about playing games before telling Rickon to run
*There's a Frey wedding that goes awry
Truede
*Tommen jumps out a window
*Rickon dies in Jon's arms at Snowbowl
*Jon, Sansa, and Davos are present for Bear Island scene
*Sansa tells LF that she wants nothing to do with him in 605
*Wun Wun lives
*Second Half of ToJ in finale
*Mountain only kills Unella
*NK senses Bran in the vision and they attack as he wakes up - All we see of WW this season
*Cersei uses wildfire on Tyrells and HS
*Jon becomes King in the North
*Sandor battles Thoros and wins
*Meribald is hung by the outlaws
*No Euron after Kingsmoot
*Blackfish killed offscreen
*No clue where Brienne is after Riverrun
>>71034581
What's CIA's endgoal? To plant his banner in Sansa or to be king?
>>71034617
To eat her bad poosi
https://www.reddit.com/r/gameofthrones/comments/4owdk2/everything_one_of_the_best_hours_of_television_i/ reminder that a show based around white men getting fucked over and mocked by powerful wymyn is 10/10
>>71034545
agreed although I'm still a little pissed about the dumb Essos shit
>>71034547
> damage controlling this hard
Admit it, /got/. The flirting between Dany and Yara was hot
>>71034566
that look on davos face. Has he ever looked so punished before.
Only thing I like about Sansa is that Sophie Turner is hot, like dany. The fucking women in this show are horrible and are dragging the value of the show down (Like it had value to begin with)
What did the red haired woman give Jon?
I'm thinking she gave him the AIDS/HIV virus
>>71034617
to keep playing the game or whatever
>Rickon dies without much care unlike the death of Edd, Robb, Catelyn, and Jon
>episode is shown as a glorious moment for the Starks
What was the point of his character? I mean, his death didn't ignite a war, he didn't lead great men into battle, or counseled kings, he's not the chosen one to defeat the White Walkers nor chosen to become a tree god, he wasn't even a bargaining chip like Sansa.
What was the point? I mean, in the books he was in Skagos and some people were thinking he was riding unicorns and shit. But here I don't even know. It seems even the Fatman didn't even know what to do with him so he ferried him off to that island.
Why didn't Davos kill Melly?
Where the fuck was Melly hiding from episodes 3-8?
Where the fuck is Ghost?
>euron's big cock
>>71034166
>GRRM not thinking about black women
shit picture. one job only friendo
>>71034518
He outsmarted everyone in the entire show but he's going to die because he touches Sansa? That won't happen retard.
>>71034673
I DONT KNOW MAYBE WHEREVER THE FUCK THEY GOT THEM WHEN THEY WERE ATTACKING THE WALL BEFORE
CONSULT THE FUCKING GIANT AND GATHER A DOZEN OF THEM
Anyone else wish that Jon's point about no one wanting to fight for Ramsay proved true and that decided the battle. It would have been far more fitting after all Ramsay did
>>71033946
6.5. This whole season is too convenient. And when it isn't, it doesn't make any sense.
>>71034653
>its a men fight and die and women take all the credit episode
>>71034687
King, I'd say
the triple crown fight is walkers vs CIA vs Danny
>>71034443
How did Ramsay even get that shot on the giant?
To Jon's men, it would have looked like Ramsay was aiming at Jon and they should have took him out.
>>71034252
Are you stupid ? She despises Arya for being a noble
>>71034273
>mfw the retard in the last thread said it would be impossible to find a weapon for the giant
>>71034593
for you
>>71034550
He's gonna be dead jim.
Even how he says how SAnsa knows what he wants, you can tell D&D are gonna have him get handsy and try and force himself on Sansa.
Dude hates sad chicks and bad investments and he's invested a lot into Sansa, waited a long time, got her out of King's Landing, gotten her Winterfell, an army on her side to become Queen and take care of Jon, he's gonna be expecting his reward and anymore delay will set him off
>>71034384
So are they officially done? We won't see them again right?
It's a drama about conflict so naturally there are going to be good fathers and bad fathers, good mothers and bad mothers, and a mix of good and bad traits between them. All you did here was leave out the good fathers, leave out the bad mothers, leave out out the positive traits of fathers, and leave out the negative traits of mothers. Not sure what this was meant to prove apart from you being a shilling retard.
Is /pol/ satire? You would think people who essentially amount to being jabba the hutt eating and crying on the internet would eventually become good at crying on the internet, but every post they make is somehow even dumber than the previous. How can /pol/ be real?
>>71034714
Preview of Jackass 4
>yfw
>>71034700
It was contrived as fuck. You'd think a wannabe ruler like her would at least act professional.
>>71034667
that's because Hillary is running for president this season
>>71034700
I get a little hard any time a man tells Danny he will give her the D because I know she is secretly giving it a thought for a tiny moment
This is why i hate dogs
>>71034700
kill urself that entire scene was shit
>You will never have the privilege to serve under Azor Jon
feels bad man
if we look at how stannis went to battle and where he ended up - he tucked tail and ran during battle, he was in the woods, far away. Stannis literally ran away like a coward.
Jon charges into battle on foot alone vs thousands of mounted soldiers. No man is braver.
>>71034581
>implying little lord Arryn doesn't have an accident coming sooner or later
*next ep*
*opening scene shows jon gripping massive zweihander*
*music starts*
FEEL NO SHAME ABOUT SHAPE
>Stop doing the one thing ironborns do and value
>But it's our way of life
>I don't care
>okay
THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT JUST HAPPENED
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
>>71034775
BASED
>>71034719
He was to show that even little boys with progeria can go on big adventures.
>>71034684
>*Wun Wun lives
He took that back last week saying he remembered wrong.
Literally everything else he said is true.
>>71034733
>I DONT KNOW MAYBE WHEREVER THE FUCK THEY GOT THEM WHEN THEY WERE ATTACKING THE WALL BEFORE
So... Beyond the Wall? How the fuck exactly do you expect them to get mammoths?
>>71034403
o-or maybe he'll forget him and earn his loyalty with mercy? killing a karskar already fucked the starks enough, and this guy didn't do jack shit to Rickon, he was just a Bolton ally.
>>71034724
BLACKED
>>71034700
Can't stand yara. Bull dkye hillary clinton looking bitch
>>71034574
cool story, bro
>>71034497
Jon, He's only half a stark
So is there and half decent stark, then yes
>Tyrion still assblasted about 1 little joke Theon made in the first fucking season
Holy shit, he really is a meme.
>>71033946
3.5/10. Dany took up too much of the show and her part was shit. The battle scenes and pre-battle scenes were 3.5/5, Dany's scenes 0/5. I really wish her enemies would just start using a fucking ballista and kill her dragons already. I like them a bit but they're just too powerful for the show's own good
>>71034648
>>71034681
someone get these hotheads outta here!
>>71034726
Sure it won't
>>71034243
He's a crazy little kid who is hanging out with cannibals on an island with unicorns
>>71034726
Sansa is his only weakness, the only one he's willing to be human for. He's only untouchable so long as he's smart, and love makes a man dumb and simple. He will die, and it will be because of Sansa in one way or another.
>>71034700
It was retarded and insulting to the viewer's intelligence.
It was also forced. Only plebs that surf reddit and Hillary/Bernie like shit like this.
So were the spoilers true?
>>71034724
the picture is supposed to make him look like a dumb slob, not a fucking patrician
>>71034662
Someone could make a similar list of the good fathers and leave out the bad ones and claim it's a father love show. See how simple thought experiments can be used to understand that you're about to commit a fallacy and embarrass yourself?
>>71034699
Your complaint doesn't even make sense. It's not believable because he arrived just in time to finish the battle? He said he was planning on doing that all along.
Did Davos really not know about anything the witch did until this episode? Did no rumours spread from any survivors, nothing?
>>71034791
TELL ME WHY TELL ME WHY
>>71034789
DELET THIS
>stannis goes into battle unprepared and with bad odds
>gets annahilated
>jon does the same
>wins miraculously
A
Z
O
R
>>71034809
Well now they can finish off the traitorous Karstarks once and for all
>>71034700
That scene was cringe inducing.
>>71034528
How is Jaime not a good battle commander? He shit stomped the armies of the riverlands. He's good not great but he's the best and most experience one left besides Randall.
>>71034724
this is why he takes forever to write
>>71034684
>Sandor battles Thoros and wins
u wot
>>71034799
ITS HAPPENING
>>71033609
In the world of ASoIaF men rule the world and powerful men often have a lot of children. The fact they're fathers isn't some kind of statement.
How many children grow up to resent the world their parents left? I'd say every generation feels the same about the last.
>>71034714
>that excited look on her face when he is in pain
>she got off to Theon watching her get assfucked
sophie's kinky lads
>>71034793
>you can no longer pillage
I thought the Iron Islands were nonfertile rocks where they can't grow crops. How will they survive?
Hasn't this nigga ever seen Apocalypto? Serpentine pattern.
so what do you nerds think will happen to the dreadforge/whatever the fuck is the name of the umber's keep? if they do something similar to the books maybe Jon will make the wildings take it in an attempt to make them look like a legit northren house
>>71034724
me in the back
Westeros is a mess right now and its not getting better with Euron Dany and NK on the move. What do we expect next episode?
Is varys going to dorne? Is he really a targ? And what about aegon going by young griff?
LSH killing brienne?
Why do they leave out the good shit
>>71034786
Why would anyone want to serve in a medieval army? You'd have to be severely disconnected with reality to want something like that
>>71034799
thats the high sparrow, idiot
>>71034791
FUND IT!
>>71034292
He certainly isn't a general
Fighting monsters and shiet doesn't make you one
>>71034799
That's Lancel, you dumbass.
>>71034793
>>71034793
what is she gonna stand there and say nevermind to the all-conquering dragon-riding sloot she desperately wants to finger bang in her own throne room after sailing across the sea to run away from the uncle that wants to grease her and tell all her men to turn around and sail right back into their deaths
just when I thought I'd read enough retarded posts to give up and go to bed you just had to raise the bar motherfucker
>>71034700
I love how all these feminist bitches are creaming themselves over a girl power scene written by two Jewish guys.
>>71034897
the same way they did it before, raiding mereen and the nigger lands.
Who were the people that were flayed?
>>71034812
wouldn't the appropriate vernacular here be PEARLED?
>>71034724
Preview of S7s trip to the Summer Isles?
>>71034897
hopefully by drinking salt water and dying
>>71034829
>>71034840
"They cling to the realm. Or Gods. Or love. Only the ladder is real"
He doesn't love Sansa, he loved Catelyn. He knows that Sansa is a powerful piece though because of her name.
>>71034775
I don't get it.
>>71033946
I would like to rate it really highly for choreography and cinematography, but D&D's illogical writing brings it down yet again. Wun Wun not having a weapon, Sansa not alerting Jon about possible reinforcements, Rickon not dodging the arrows coming from a thousand feet away, Ramsay not killing Jon in one of the ten opportunities he had throughout the episode, etc. Jon wrecking the entire battle plan annoyed me, but I could understand it.7/10, should have been at least a 9.
>>71034699
lol why, littlefinger holding off his assault until the last moment makes perfect sense. It means that the Sansa and Jon have less troops relative to the Vale's forces, meaning they will be even more reliant on CIA's aid to hold the North against other rebellious vassals and the Lannister army
>>71034799
that's Bernie Sanders aka Jeremy Corbyn aka High Sparrow
>>71034786
THIS. BASED JON
WHEN?
>>71034714
I guess Steve-O is back on the drugs
>>71034595
>I-It's a tv show!
>lol it's just fantasy dawg, who cares if it doesn't make sense, it has dragons!
I fucking hate you retards the most out of all retards.
>>71034384
I only miss the bad pussy
>>71034915
>>71034930
calm down you fucking autists
>>71034458
or you are becoming old slow and dull
>>71034766
The show has an anti-father message. You can't deny it.
There are no other facts.
>>71034905
I think Tormund will form House Giantsbane and take up Last Hearth as his home.
>>71034875
I said Jaime is a good commander
>>71034897
my thoughts exactly
then again euron's master plan of LET'S MAKE SHIPS FROM THESE TREES means maybe they are and they're just dickheads in the show
Who's ready to see King's Landing get nuked next week?
>>71034862
He's done for, my friend.
>>71034960
>not pope francis
>>71034875
What did he do in the riverlands besides get captured?
Ramses would have made a great father and then some fat giant girl had to feed him to the dogs
>>71033609
>its a men do all the fighting and die but the women are the strong ones episode
>>71033946
fucking 8.5/10
10/10 eps don't exist
>>71034915
>>71034960
It's Lancel
>>71033990
>Your name will be forgotten
>Kills the last known Stark male
>Makes the killing blow on a fucking giant
>Managed to take and hold Winterfell for presumably months, if not a year or two
>Last of the Bolton line
Yeah nah, everyone will remember that fucker forever.
>>71034554
his death was psychological torture, a fun game, and a battle tactic. Ramsay was just trying to spice things up
>>71034967
if you don't understand why the biggest tv show on Earth has to cater to pleb plot expectations you should kill yourself my autistic friend
>>71034965
lol
>>71033609
It's 2016. Fathers are obsolete.
Nobody wants them, nobody needs them, they abuse children and make them violent.
The government is your daddy now.
>More quick cut eyesore editing
>Everything is blue so people know it's the north
>Tormund is a complete idiot because it's supposed to be funny or something
>Ramsey was the only character that behaved rationally
>Tells us there's at least 8,000 men and only shows ~1,000
>All the bodies stacking up in one spot because plot
>Wun Wun didn't even have a weapon
>Magic lucky stupid Jon
>"Let's just stand here politely while they encircle us"
>Random burning flayed bodies because spooky
>Random burning flayed bodies just disappear
>Rhaegal and Viserion just happen to know when Dany is making her move
>Muh gurl power because we can't upset the feminists
>Dany wants to burn them all but no reaving for you, you cheeky Ironborn
>You just KNOW Dany is going to team up with the sneks now
>Wooden toy survives the pyre
>Awful CGI
>Dragons burn one ship and then the masters surrender
>SotH just randomly killing civvies in front of Mereen's main gate
>No snow
>No Ghost but I guess they need to save CGI money for Dragons and Emilia Clarke's tits
>Ramsey shoots the already dying Wun Wun instead of Jon or Tormund
>Surprise cavalry saves the day because D&D don't know how else to finish a battle
>Salsa is a hero because agenda
10/10 bravo dabid
>>71034758
That's literally retarded. You act like he's Ramsay tier.
>>71034808
>*Sandor battles Thoros and wins
Did not come true.
>>71034965
Next season hopefully
I thought zigzagging was common sense when running from someone firing arrows at you
Has there ever been a more properly shown battle of this type in television/movie?
The atmosphere, the men suffocating in their own ranks, the hammer and anvil, all there with blood and gore.
>>71034943
He loves Sansa because of how much she reminds him of Cat.
That feeling overwhelms him at times hence him kissing her.
That feeling is gonna overwhelm the shit out of him when he takes into considering how much he's done for her and gotten her and her promise to reward him
>>71034931
It was the way it was portrayed. No internal struggle. No element of deciet. Just friendly bants. If she was playing her, she wouldn't have even bothered with the ham-handed half-arsed 'but its ur way of lif'
>>71034793
>you killed those boys
>yea but I have repented and paid for my sins
>I don't care
>>71034894
Of course she is, she's a red head
>>71035009
Our new father is Trump. Soon the whole world will know his embrace, or they will know his WALL
Both of the Stark children acted so retarded it ruined the episode for me.
Jon nearly got himself and his entire army killed by riding directly at the Bolton army and a line of archers alone, forcing his men to charge into a meat grinder after him.
Sansa nearly got Jon and his entire army killed by not saying the night before "hey Jon Littlefinger and a few thousand knights might be coming to help us. Lets wait a day or two before attacking so our entire army doesn't pointlessly die before they get here.
>>71034897
Trade like literally every other every other place that is wealthy without natural resources. They have the largest and most talented fleet and sailors in Westeros, there is no reason for them to be poor beyond their stupidity
>>71034766
Name me one good father who isnt dead
>>71034687
yes
who here /skipsallDanyscenes/
>>71035015
wew
>>71034976
>then again euron's master plan of LET'S MAKE SHIPS FROM THESE TREES
LOL WOODEN SHIPS? NICE D&D WRITING
>>71034510
Because they were disoriented in the battle
>>71034965
never
>>71034954
yeah pretty much this. The battle was really good for the most part, but how Rickon wasn't able to doge a single arrow is beyond me. Those things aren't bullets, and they arent self guided, it's not that hard to dodge a single one flying in an arc. Plus how Wun Wun did just instantly break through that thin ass shield wall is beyond me, especially since he had no problem breaking through a fucking reinforced gate
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>>71034955
Yeah, exactly.
>>71034989
HOWEVER
>>71034911
because work the land is the same shit but without the ocasional opportunnity to rape and sack.
>>71035020
that came from 4chan, not treude.
Also, there's still one episode left.
>>71034923
There aren't many experience generals left.
>Barry dead
>Stannls dead
>Blackfish dead
>Ned dead
>Robb dead
>Robert dead
>Jon dead
>Twin dead
Jaime and Randall are the only generals left who actually have merit to their name. It's kind of sad.
>>71033609
On Father's Day to boot. This fucking show sometimes.
>jon snow discovers he has a trampling fetish
>>71034854
Actually, your first sentence isn't possible.
There's not enough material. Why don't you go back to Plebbit? You're out of your comfort zone here. You're also trying too hard.
>>71034612
>Sansa
>Best
>JON WHY WON'T YOU LET ME TALK EVEN THOUGH NOBODY SAID I CAN'T TALK AND YOU'VE CLEARLY ALLOWED ME TO SIT IN ON THE WAR COUNCIL
>Sorry Jon I have no ideas at all but thanks for letting me talk
>Nobody can save me
>Fuck off Little Finger or I'll have someone kill you
>Dear LF, please save me, Love Sansa
>I don't trust Jon even though he's the only family I have left and has only ever been a decent person to me
>I'm going to be a mopey cunt and throw my rape in everyone's face even though plenty of them have been through worse
She's gotten better, but she's far from being the best Stark.
>>71034970
quality over quantity my friend. i put effort into my shitposts. you amateurs just regurgitate the same meme rhetoric every thread and treat this general like it's a popularity contest.
>>71034965
Why would you want a Targaryen ing when you can have a Targaryen queen?
-t. D&D
>>71035015
>Salsa is a hero because agenda
Not really. She basically sacrificed her brother and most of Jon's army just to gain the element of surprise. I wouldn't exactly call that heroic in the traditional sense.....
>>71034632
Do they have any left? They don't just wander around south of the wall. They are wayyyy north
I was expecting Jon to be hit by arrows, but noticing he was fucking invincible. Would have made for some great scenes later considering he obviously has a death wish of sorts. And would have further pushed the whole R'hllor sub-plot and wildlings worshiping him as a god. Plus it would have made him dodging all the arrows somehow not an issue.
The crime here is how busted Yara's face is. Look at dat body tho, tight and slender in them sexy ass boots
makes a nigga like myself wanna hit it raw from the back, bbc as deep as it can go.
>>71034700
gb2r
>>71035062
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>>71034430
This
I don't see how people think he only fucked her ass. The first thing is to put baby batter in her as soon as possible to make an heir. Might of fucker in the ass sure but the pussy is important
>>71034720
GHOST WHERE ARE YOU?!
He could've easily fucked up a few bolton soldiers, rip their shitty throats out.
Ghost charging into battle with Tormund and Wun Wun would've been epic.
>>71034993
>killed his father
>made a Greyjoy his bitch
>killed some of the best Ironborn warriors with 20 men
>crippled Stannis' army with 20 men
he'll be a fooking legend
>>71034905
it's called the dreadfort, and it's the seat of house bolton
>>71034367
>being this threatened by women
lol m8 feminists don't watch this show, they hate the blatant misogyny and tits everywhere
can't you just sit back and enjoy the mindless violence without finding social justice implications that aren't there?
you are like nancy reagan up in this thread
>>71035070
I mean if they had those trees just chilling why didn't they make some nice ships before
Euron said it like making ships from trees was his brilliant idea or something
>>71033609
Now that D&D are in charge, the show is now about what ever the daily progressive meme is. Today it is "Dads are terrible people and why you should have cum coloured hair". Tomorrow it will be "The masters are terrible people and why dressing up as a 1950s centerfold isn't disgusting no matter how fat you are"
>Pic related. It's the Human Resources officer at HBO
>>71035015
>No Ghost but I guess they need to save CGI money for Dragons and Emilia Clarke's tits
>>71034993
Reek will never forget.
Fuck that dickless faggot can travel fast. He goes from winterfell to the iron islands then to the other side of the world all in like four episodes
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Where the fuck was Ghost?
>>71035016
No, I'm saying his cool collected chaos climbing facade will peel away and his anger and emotions will get the better of him.
They'd be all alone in the godswood, far from prying eyes and anyone who could hear them, she's promised to reward him and he's done his part and much more in the past, she could say no but he's thinking she'd never say no because of the implication, she says no, he pulls the Vale army
>>71034974
I accidentally responded to the wrong guy.
>>71034965
Cut from the show, sadly. Aegon is legit, the rightful king of Westeros. Dany will be his Blackfyre (not to imply that she's not a Targ, she definitely that) in that she will deny his claim and come from Essos with a foreign army to dispose him.
>>71035015
>More quick cut eyesore editing
>Everything is blue so people know it's the north
Thanks. Too many people are choosing to ignore this shit. It's a failed attempt at Saving Private Ryan that was sickening.
>>71034902
He watched Generation Kill instead
>>71034993
Even when she ties a guy to a chair to feed him to his own dogs, she has to get the last word in. Talk about insecure
>>71035131
The crime is actually that we haven't seen her naked yet. Maybe there will be a Daenerys, Yara, Missandei threesome next season. Too bad, Irri is already dead.
>>71035172
Who?
>>71034203
AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN THROUGH THE NAZI LINES, PRIMO VICTORIA!
*epic guitar intro*
>>71035131
Butterfaces are good for one thing, at least:femdom.
>>71034037
what a dashing mofo
>>71034741
This pissed me off. Sansa somehow appears by little finger's side with the magical 'Just in time™' army, then gets retribution on Ramsay after Jon did all the work of killing and getting his shit kicked in and held his dieing brother in his arms? Because she had to put out after willingly marrying Ramsay? SJW gets thrown around a lot but in GoT's case it really does fucking apply. This shit is getting beyond obnoxious but if you say anything people will call you a bigot.
>>71035231
Right? Why did they fuck over the direwolves so hard this season? Budget?
So who owns the north now?
> Ramey is dog shit
> if Sansa is legally a Bolton, then she does
> if she is still legally married to Tyrion, the he owns it , though lannisters themselves are all but gone
> Jon is a legitimized stark, so he has right, but he is actually a targ so not really
>>71034786
>Stannis is human and Jon is such a generic hero, i love it
>>71035162
>lol m8 feminists don't watch this show
Objectively false, feminists have loved this show for a while. Why else would there be such outrage over Sansa's "rape" scene?
>>71034612
No
>>71035050
She dyes her hair, she's actually blonde
>>71035061
Davos
>>71034665
And the amount of damage the weapon causes also rises exponentially.
>>71035131
The actress is actually qt as fuck outside of the show. Would smash.
>>71035252
fuck off bigot. there is no place for biggotry on 4chan
>>71035052
>go any any major news site
>15 negative stories about Trump
>Clinton top story is how expensive and nice her clothes are
He has no chance.
>>71035271
>jon is a legitimized stark, so he has right, but he is actually a targ so not really
a bastard is a bastard. He could be legitimized as either, and you know he'd choose Stark
>>71035061
randyll
>>71034985
He won two battles and smashed the riverland armies without taking many casualties. He also made it all the way to riverrun and had the brains to siege it properly. Notice how without Jaime the Lannisters crumbled once he got captured ? It was almost like Jaime was the best commander they had. It's not like he isn't without his flaws but he is a very good commander.
>>71035271
>Benjen is technically dead
>Bran is dead as far as almost everyone knows, and MIA regardless
>Rickon is a pincushion
I'd say it depends on who you ask. If you asked her she'd say it's hers. The crown may have considered it Tyrion's if he wasn't an enemy of the crown as well. Jon hasn't been legitimized yet I don't think, next episode maybe.
>>71035309
She's a lot more hot with red hair
>>71035259
the fucks a dirwolve? go to bed
>>71035303
>show is SJW
>outrage for rape scene
which one is it?
just admit it m8, you are afraid of women and need to get laid
>>71034589
Idk it took 3 of them a long time just to take down one ship
Why didn't rickon us the burning people as cover?
>>71035252
Sansa nearly got Jon killed in this episode, so she really lost all claims on revenge, but him giving her the kill worked. Jon's not an animal, and Ramsay's actual death was more satisfying than that.
>>71035185
>dogs instantly lose their shit.
>not letting the audience know that the dogs will eventually snap and eat him alive.
>not keeping him alive all this time, counting every second until his own dogs devour him.
Shit punishment. Ramsay would have done it better.
>>71035016
think you're whose writing the show
LF is FUCKING A WHITE MAN therefore eeeeeeeevil
>>71035425
The death was pretty cheesy. Would have been better if Jon had simply beat him to death in bloodlust. Shit doesn't always have to be so forced into being 'dramatic'. Especially when their idea of dramatic is bullshit we saw coming last year.
>>71035392
>muh dik
like clockwork. There was outrage over a rape scene in a show that explicitly shows people being butchered and murdered in horrible ways and mass rapes and burning taking place.
Too bad they didn't cover Wun-Wun in armor and just have him plow through their ranks. Heck he could've broken the formation if he had a log. Oh well I guess he had to die.
Apocalypto did the arrow run way better desu.
I wish GoT in this format never existed and that the actual real life Lord of Light Mel Gibson directed a proper version.
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>>71035388
>implying nymeria isn't alive
which reminds me of why they haven't even mentioned her once in the show. One line from beric or thoros, is that too much to ask?
>>71035385
I agree
>>71035485
this. LF is being set up for enemy number 1. It's a hate crime.
What's next for feminism? They gonna have all the white protagonists patched out of the Witcher?
>>71034700
>my uncle isn't just bringing 1000 ships, he's also bringing his big cock
Really?
>>71035392
Didn't say the show is SJW, just said that feminists love it.I believe its themes HAVE gotten more liberal in these last two seasons, though. Depicting a rape doesn't mean you're not a feminist, but the overly emotional fans didn't understand that. This season has been especially egregious; the female characters have won almost every confrontation unless it was against another female character.
>>71035414
they wanted to take the fleet for their own; were you not paying attention?
>>71034700
Yara looks like she got turkey slapped by old man Frey as an infant. God damn.
>>71034568
There were a few Dragon Queens that played huge roles in the history of Westeros, one of them was one of the two monarchs in the Dance of Dragons.
There's also Nymeria, as well.
It's almost like the show writers didn't even read the books.
>>71035542
yeah it was running game all over the book
I liked the part where the Boltons went ancient Greece with the hoplites.
>>71035542
>nymeria
she's be meeting up with Dany in the next ep
>>71034574
>If you're a /pol/ shitposter then you're too stupid to learn to be a critical thinker,
Let me stop you right there, and direct you towards somewhere you'll feel more comfortable:
>>>/r/eddit
>>71035496
If Jon and Ramsay were fighting in the middle of the battle when the outcome was unclear, I'd agree with you that killing him right away would be the obvious thing to do. The battle was over and Ramsay was completely under his control; going overboard at that moment wouldn't be satisfying, and it would be out of character for Jon to do that.
>>71034966
lol like you would pass on the opportunity of having sophie kick your balls, he can do it without it being awkard cuz he's motherfucking steve-O
>>71035029
Some parts of it were off, like the mountain of bodies, and an army letting themselves get completely surrounded like that.
>>71035154
the house Bolton doesn't exist anymore does it and who the fuck is going to say jack shit about it? everyone hates the fucking Boltons
>>71034972
sounds like fanfic I know but it would be a neat thing to do, otherwise the free folk will never ever be respected.
>>71035152
not even they could justify him living through the battle
>>71035793
The guy killed his brother right in front of him. It wouldn't have been out of character at all. Especially after the bloodlust of an extremely brutal battle. I would have crushed his fucking face in with my boot if I was Jon after making me go through all that shit.
>>71035259
too much money blew in cocaine, hookers cgi dragons and white darth maul
>>71035259
episode 9 opening scenes kilt it all
>>71035943that's not his brother, though
>>71034949
Did you watch the episode?
WHY THE FUCK DID SANSA NOT TELL JON ABOUT THE FUCKING ARMY WHEN HE WAS SHOUTING AT HER THE NIGHT BEFORE ABOUT HOW THEY DONT HAVE ENOUGH FUCKING PEOPLE?
>>71034775
Best moment of the season. Second best will be the updated opening credits with the Stark sigil next episode.
>>71036196
He didn't ask :^)
>>71035121
dany talked about burning cities down and she's still a hero to these psychopaths
Plebs are dumb as fuck
>>71035168
DELET THIS RIGHT NOWW
>>71035252
Stahp. 4chan and GOT are safe spaces.
>>71035818
Except you might remember how Alexander the Great relied on trapping enemies with his pike walls, though not in a semicircle like that which would be vulnerable, instead using cavalry or some other trickery.
You wouldn't just engage pikes, always would need to be forced to unless your some really fucking stupid barbarians like in this very show.
The pile of bodies was dumb though.
>>71035054
>>71035054
FUCKING THIS
>>71035029
See Battle of Philippi in the HBO Rome show. That's literally one of like maybe three or four properly done pre-gunpowder battle scenes in television and film. Bastardbowl, while being a little less retarded than most Hollywood battles and actually having some sprinklings of real tactics, still falls far short IMO
>>71037060
Even with the great effort for Rome the pitiful budget stopped them from having more drawn out and detailed battles on top of losing THREE FUCKING SEASONS KILL ME
>>71034292
Pretty sure Tormund says in this episode that Hon is no King and Jon himself probably doesn’t want to be one eitheir.
>>71034902
Kinda scary my little brother looks like that kid, and I look like Jon Snow
>>71035382
Tywin and Jaime had everything under control but then Tywin made the mistake of awakening Tyrion's autistic rage and with Tywin dead Cersei went full retard unchecked.
>>71035175
Dany is bastard
Aegon is legit
>>71034765
They're back next ep though
>>71033609
I DID IT FIRST! FUCK YOU JON SNOW!
Fucking D&D spying on my achievement list!
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