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>>71001184
King of Winter edition
Jon
>>71002939
First for Cub of Bear Island
Continuing from last thread, who is this?
Edd?
Stannis?
Pyat Pree?
1st for thread-hungry earlyfags
What will they rip off tonight?
Who /Highgarden/ here?
GIBSMEDAT ARMY SNOW YA FOOKIN BASTED
you fought well jon snow
however
STANNIS THE MANNIS
>>71002986
arya
>>71002990
Like you don't know already.
Be honest, guys, would you fuck Isaac Hempstead Wright?
>>71002991
BLACKED
I AM PRINCE AND EMPEROR
D r VS = CS + D
>>71002990
FORTH EORLINGAS
will these two bond over their mutual crippledness and have makeup sex?
>>71002986
Manderly, seriously
>>71002939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C8hksIz1BE
>Ramsay: Bastard, what is your name?
>Jon: My name is Jon Stark, former Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, heir to Winterfell, loyal servant to the true King, Stannis Baratheon and the true King in the North, Robb Stark. Son to a murdered father, brother to murdered brothers. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
>>71002964
It would be extremely retarded, but Arya's storyline in the last two episodes was extremely retarded. And nobody thought it was possible that it could be that retarded until it was confirmed a week later.
>>71002939
If they seriously make him the Kegindanorf, I'm dropping this Tolkien shit show. It's so bullshit and easy. D&D hacks are truly the only ones running this ship now
Reminder that the King and Queen in the North will take back their ancestral castle
>>71002986
Glover
PETYR YOU SAID I COULD HAVE AN ARMY PETYR I WANT MY ARMY NOW GOSH JON DOESN'T EVEN ARMY PETYYYYYYYR
>>71003008
what the fuck is this
>>71003019
is this a question? yes, hard
Reminder the BastardBowl episode will be fantastic.
I'm going to love it.
You're going to love it.
It will get rave reviews
It will do record ratings
It will win multiple Emmy awards
It will be fondly remembered and talked about for years to come.
Naturally you KNOW the whining virgin nitpicking cunts (aka the Beta Brigade) will find nonsensical stuff to cry about.
However these dozen bitter insignificant autists who pretend to hate everything about the show in a desperate attempt to be different are to be laughed at, never listened to.
Feels good. Feels so very good!
>tfw your cubfu will never get BLACKED
Feels good man.
>>71003037
Jaime should have pulled him into his sexy time with Cersei. They'd fuck him half to death and he'd never tell anyone. Plus, no broken legs, so everyone wins.
Is the Bestfish actually dead or is it a ruse?
>>71002991
>>71003027
Stop replying to yourself
>>71003038
Not fat enough
>>71003043
>I was merely pretending to have fatal wounds
Have you forgotten who your queen is /got/?
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>>71003091
http://puu DOT sh/pynb3/7d566ed2a6.png
>>71003052
>Implying any Northerner respects Sansa Bolton
>>71003100
Our queen is Melisandre
>>71003100
sorry, dont know her.
TV show could've changed Tommen's character a bit more. Yes he is likeable and weak little boy, but he's also older than in the books and such nonsense doesn't seem right. They mostly changed things for worse, but left those that could be changed for better out. Tommen, if he was written correctly, could've taken a role of a somewhat competent young man and legit Marg's lover and whole Cersei/faith bullshit would seem more realistic and more important. I like Tommen, mostly because of the actor, but I also think he is super nice and just needs proper tuturing. Too bad he's going to be killed off.
>>71002939
>>71002965
>>71003042
>>71003052
ITT: fatass Tolkien sucking LARPers with their love of hyper-conventional fantasy storytelling
It's times like these I almost miss the early-day smug bookfags
>>71003116
For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>>71003082
>ruse
SINCE WHEN, SINCE SEASON 1 DID WE EVER HAVE A RUSE?
THE SHOW IS SHITE M8
Bend the knee to Stannis, best husbando and protector of /got/
>>71003100
>>71003146
Uhm no? Our queen is the rightful Queen in the North.
>>71002986
some random dudes
>>71003056
I'm so glad they're not making her Queen.
Bitch barely did anything on her own, Vale was freely offered.
For someone who said she'd like Jon's help but would do it on her own if she had to, she sure as fuck proved she couldn't.
>>71002990
For Rickon
>>71003116
I would spend hours sticking things in her butt.
>>71003130
>implying any Northener will have a choice after her cousin exterminates 3/4 largest Houses in the North
>>71003153
>conventional fantasy storytelling
You mean finishing the books?
>>71003076
>All instances of calling out clear and present mediocrity should be met with "lol ur juzt a big child" retorts
I can't wait until this Leftist trash era is finally over when Trump gets elected.
>>71003130
They won't have to when Jon marries her and makes her Queen.
She'll be Lady Stark again
>>71003152
Tommen should have been warded with the Starks. Would have given Bran another boy around his age to play with and Tommen would have grown up far more confident without Joffrey there to bully him.
>>71003198
So unoriginal.
>>71003155
It is known.
where did the bran pedo memeing come from
>>71002990
>Season 6 Episode 9
>Jon and his combined forces of Stark loyalists and Wildlings are overwhelmed by Bolton-Karstark-Umber alliance
>Jon's army is mercilessly slaughtered by Ramsay's phalanx tactic
>All hope seems lost
>Suddenly, a light appears from horizon
>It's the vengeful wraith of Stannis, riding a flaming stag
>Behind him are the wraiths of his soldiers, still loyal even after death and burning with the desire for vengeance
>"FORM RANK YOU DOGS"
>Stannis and his Army of the Dead charges toward Winterfell
>The ghost cavalry overwhelms Bolton forces defending Winterfell
>Boltons are mercilessly slaughtered while others panic and flee
>Ramsay is confronted by the Wraith King
>"P-please don't burn me my lord."
>"So you Boltons say naked man has few secrets but flayed man has none... How many secrets does a burned man have?"
>Stannis snaps finger
>Ramsay is roasted alive while he screams agonizingly for 3 hours straight.
>Jon kneels and shows gratitude to the true king
>Stannis nods
>Fulfilling their duty and at last, Stannis and his ghost army finally depart from the world of the living
>>71002990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_lfcXKov2o
>Littlefinger: Jon King Stands alone.
>Bronze Yohn: Not alone. Valeman!
>>71003188
>he wants the Aragorn plotline
>>71003222
No that's not what I meant at all. I realize it's hard for a Jonautist
>>71003198
Fellowship of the Rings is the only good LotR movie.
Who cares if they rip it off? They can only make it better than those PG-13 children's movies.
>>71003217
As would I
>>71003146
>>71003149
>>71003151
>>71003170
>>71003175
>>71003180
It is treason then.
>>71003241
Reminder if you aren't with us, you're against us.
Stannis is king of Westeros and /got/
>>71003299
Why is she so perfect?
>>71003254
It's been a thing on here for years, m8.
In season 3, they jacked off to Bran and Rickon scenarios
>>71003289
Berniefag detected
>LOL Who cares about the bare minimum?? Xd Who cares about the recycled ouroboros that pop media has become?? XD XD Just relax your anus guise!! XD
If Varys knows Littlefinger was a snake and had an interest in Sansa, why didn't he ever tell Sansa anything about LF and how dangerous he is or how he held a knife to Ned's throat?
How long will the next episode be? Looks long.
>>71003313
Because she doesn't know when to stop eating.
She's gotta grow big just like her dragons.
>>71003299
And now it begins
>>71003289
This has to be bait. Every single one of those movies is better than any season of this show.
>>71003342
He's an HBO shill, don't respond
>>71003346
Because they are poorly written characters
>>71003254
since bran was a pedo magnet in season 1
>>71003287
>this will literally be the ending of the bastardbowl
Jesus Christ
>>71003313
queenly traits.
>Lady Sandra is technically a Lannister from the royal family
>When all Lannisters died after Cersei allahu ackbars the Sept of Baelor she will have technically have the right to the throne
You just know that D&D will do something like that
>>71003359
NO NAHWITENZ
>>71003363
If you're gay, sure.
>>71003380
So was Tommen, but no one really mentions him, even though he'd be way more susceptible to it than Bran. Bran at least would try to resist.
>>71003347
I think the run-time was somewhere around 65 minutes...but you gotta take out 5-8 minutes for the real run-time (intro, credits, inside the episode, etc.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bzbuvTHaqs
89th for FTDMbrah dropped the ball
>>71003232
>Would have given Bran another boy around his age to play with
hmmm yes >:]
>>71003401
She'll be in the wreckage brother too
>So Olly, you survived the Wildlings, saved me from Ygritte's bad pussy and murdered me when I was going to abandon my duties
>Yes well done, well done, HOWEVER
>>71003466
I meant it purely innocently, Tommen's like six when the show starts you sick fuck.
>>71003170
hnnngggg. thats the right type of thicc brehs
>>71003224
I'd vote for Trump you dumb cunt
>>71003485
Promise me, Ned
>>71003287
Fucking D&D can Miramax sue them for this?
>>71003385
>Ramsay not just staying inside of Winterfell to force Jon's army to breach the walls
>>71003288
Tolkien is better than GRRM.
>>71003420
little bran was approximately 100x cuter than the old tommen + had more screentime to be cute
>he'd be way more susceptible to it than Bran. Bran at least would try to resist.
but hes a cripple, he could try to resist but he's p much helpless. thats probably part of the appeal actually
Not a Blog
http://grrm.livejournal.com/490872.html
Promise me, Ned.
>Giant Dies
>Bolton fed to his own hounds by Sansa
>Ghost wounded
>>71003517
>Tolkien is better than GRRM.
DELET THIS
>>71003489
the characters are the same age
>>71003076
Except it's going to be so fucking predictable.
I think I am already dozing off.
>>71003548
WE WUZ STARKS
>>71003520
Can't argue there. Little Bran is adorable.
>>71003289
> fellowship
> not return of the King , objectively one of the best movies ever produced
Why did Jackson go full Lucas ?
Promise me Ned
>>71003515
>Ramsay staying inside a Winterfell that Jon knows better than any Boltons, Karstark or Umber ever could
That's begging to get slaughtered. Jon's advantage is in Winterfell, he's a GREAT MAN in Winterfell, not even 20 GOOD MEN could beat him there or shirtless Ramsay or all his hounds, or all of them combined.
>Jon becomes King of the North
>Literally no one in Kings Landing cares because the story is so butchered at this point
>>71003082
offscreen death isnt real death
Vikings has had better battle scenes for the past two years compared to GoT
>>71003573
imagine little bran being buttfucked by jojen
>>71003591
Perfection
>>71003591
>>71003548
>>71003510
Don't cuck me, Ned.
>>71003160
when in season 1 did we have a fakeout death? i literally dont remember. unless you count bran?
>>71003116
>>71003146
Redbowl when?
>>71003597
There won't be anyone left alive and in enough power in King's Landing to care, which is great for Jon.
>>71003618
Or Hodor getting revenge for having to hold the door.
Promise me, Ned
>>71003643
Ned
Syrio
>>71003594
A smart commander does not abandon a defensive advantage
Something I've been wondering about the production of the show - how do individual episodes have a single director?
Aren't the separate plotlines filmed in entirely different parts of the world, with the North stuff in Northern Ireland, the King's Landing stuff in Croatia, and Mereen/Dorne in Spain or Morocco? Do they really fly their directors all over the world just to be there for all shooting of a single episode? That seems impractical
>>71003301
#badjudgementstannis
>>71003489
>Tommen's like six when the show starts
You should know that this only encourages the disgusting pedofags itt.
best lad.
>>71003659
Ramsay is an idiot. He routinely abandons the smart strategy in favor of mindless cruelty.
>>71003587
It must be a curse. One good trilogy demands a trilogy of not-as-good prequels.
>>71003224
There's a difference between criticism and autism
>"The Faceless Men plot didn't amount to much"
is criticism
>"HURR DURR WHY DIDN ARYA DIE FROM INFECTION???? SHIT SHOW FUCK U DND!!!!"
>"HURR DURR THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN EXACTLY AS IN THE BOOKS"
is autism
>>71003685
You disagree?
>>71003664
Different units
Isn't Cat supposed to be beautiful?
>>71003363
Dude, the best Middle-Earth movie is An Unexpected Journey.
>>71003254
Newfags saw a pic of old /got/ and are mimicking pedos
>>71003717
Yeah I know there are different production units, but episodes that contain scenes in the North, King's Landing, and Mereen all at the same time will still have a single director.
>>71003685
Showfag pls leave
>>71003685
Yes, yes. Well done, father. Well done, father.
HOWEVER
>>71003413
How does sexual orientation have anything to do with this?
>>71003664
Different units and also, there are usually only 3 or 4 directors per season. It's not really that wasteful to bring someone out for that long
>>71003740
/tv/ contrarianism has gone way too fucking far
all 3 hobbit movies are irredeemable garbage
>>71003682
I'm a disgusting pedofag too, but I have limits.
>Dany doesn't ever get the Iron Throne
>Sansa becomes Queen with Jon becoming her First Prime
>Bran is all the gods
>Arya will actually never fully heal, and slowly die from her wounds
>"The Second Long Night" (when winter comes that lasts a generation and all in darkness) will only end up lasting for a few weeks to a month or so because "lol show's ending soon!" and will get dispelled by some bullshit Tolkien device "OC" written by D&D
>LittleCIA will continue to rule the Vale, realize it's lonely at the top (so clever) and ultimately throw himself through the Moon Door.
>Cersei will rule the South from Casterly Rock after KL get's razed. It will end up being Cersei in the South vs Sansa in the Norf, but this will not be covered in the show and left open and ambiguous, blueballing everyone
>Theon becomes ruler of the Iron Islands, and creates sweeping reforms to open the Islands up to foreingers. Foreigners and refugees from the wars glut the islands soon after and the Islands fall to ruin and become extinct. Theon gets murdered in his bed by a Red Priest.
>>71003727
Wasn't the lady in the original pilot a little more accurate in terms of look but she sucked so they recast her for someone with actual talent
>>71003727
Ain't you supposed to do something meaningful with your life ?
>>71003659
You do when the enemy knows the land better than you ever will
What do you think made the 20 GOOD MEN so GOOD?
>>71003727
Come on senpai she is not that ugly in the show
>>71003553
Tolkien fought in a war and wrote languages.
GRRM ran from war and wrote TV shows.
>>71003175
BIG
leaks?
>>71003819
I imagine you're familiar with the process
>>71003817
Honestly, I wonder if the recasts from the original pilot were due to DnD not liking the actors, or if the actors just didn't want to come back for reshoots since everyone thought Game of Thrones was going to get canceled in its first season anyway
>>71003704
>"HURR DURR WHY DIDN ARYA DIE FROM INFECTION???? SHIT SHOW FUCK U DND!!!!"
>is autism
No thats bad writing, "ill kill those characters who made bad judgments and show to my viewers if you make a mistake you will pay for it, but i wont kill this one, this one has plot armor"
Please defend it more i want to hear how its perfectly logical and that insane parkour, with Bond villain speech and dramatic protagonist boastful speech with walking away makes total sense, i beg you say its genius say its good i fucking dare you to insult your own intelligence!
>>71003257
>>71003287
>Jon fights against Ramsay and is close to losing, being outnumbered and facing superior tactics
>entry Baelish with the army of the Vale: "Bronze Yohn. Take your knights down the left flank. Ser Lyn, follow the King's banner down the center. Lady Anya, take your company right. Forth, and fear no darkness! Arise! Arise, Knights of the Vale! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword day... a red day... and Sansa's cavities will be mine! Ride now!... Ride now!... Ride! Ride to ruin and my ginger minge!"
>the Knights of the Vale sweep in and destroy the Bolton army, they are completely routed and Ramsay looks on in horror
>suddenly horns and marching sounds
>we see Littlefinger and Jon looking on in horror as an enormous army of foreign sellswords appears, closing in on the spread out Valemen
>in the first line are huge elephants, with archers on the back, on top of the biggest elephants in the middle sits Stannis, with a Bolton banner flying above him: "The world is changing. Who now has the strength to stand against the armies of the Dreadfort and Dragonstone? To stand against the might of Ramsay and Stannis? Together, my Lord Ramsay, we shall rule this Westeros. T A new order will rise. We will drive the machinery of war with the sword and the spear and the iron fist of 20 good men. We have only to remove those who oppose us. TO WAR!"
>...and who.... are you?
>>71003789
No, the first one is excellent. The sequels is where quality starts to dip as focus shifts away from the excellent Martin Freeman as Bilbo.
>>71003682
Why do you have this saved on your computer though?
>>71003820
She's ugly as fuck, have the face of a shriveled rotting lemon
LAUGHING TREE WHEN??
>>71003008
that looks like wow tier armor
>>71003659
Why the fuck would Ramsay and his 12K army allow Jon and his 2K Wildlings to close the road into Winterfell on him?
Since Ramsay doesn't know the Vale is there, his best option is to ride out and eliminate Jon
You can always tell when people flock over here from that hugbox website because /got/ becomes filled with show apologists. Quite funny!!!
Jonsa is so incoming, Sansa doesn't even bring up anything about some time they played together, pulled a prank on someone, annoyed somebody, got chastised, or did this or that, she mentions a fucking pie that Old Nan used to make like it's the only cherished memory they share, a memory about someone else, every actual interaction between them was her being an ass, they're barely siblings in any real sense.
>>71003938
Lyanna being the Knight of the Laughng Tree is a meme theory. Kill yourself
Episode 9 is leaked but it's encoded in some sort of special format. How do I play it, /tv/?
>This video has been encoded using the latest DivX+ software, if you are having trouble playing this video please try windows media player
>Media Player should automatically update any out dated codecs.
>>71003855
I've noticed (You) and (You)r nice dubs, senpai.
>>71003727
Reminder that Ned turned down pic related for >>71003727
>>71003924
>implying you wouldn't
sorry you can't appreciate a MILF m8
>>71003955
Send 6k out to deal with them hold 6k back to defend the castle
AND NOW IT BEGINS.
>>71003704
How does it feel to be the dumbest of your siblings? Do you own Apple products?
Promise me, Ned.
>>71003520
>but hes a cripple, he could try to resist but he's p much helpless. thats probably part of the appeal actually
thats definitely like 60% of the appeal. he's like a living doll
>>71003938
> soon
>>71003979
It's a fake, moron.
>Stannis' gonna burn his daughter in the books as well
Stop this meme. D&D said this for damage control. Shireen and Stannis are not even near each other. Melisandre will sacrifice Shireen to revive Jon
>>71003827
>wrote TV shows
You can't be that stupid. Also, I don't give a fuck about Tolkien's languages and the same goes for about anyone else. What we care about is the FICTION of these two gentlemen.
>and at least I am smart enough to not even try to rank them
>>71003553
Tolkien wrote his epic fantasy series to give a world to the languages he created and he did so in five short years.
GRRM wrote his "epic fantasy series" because he wanted to engage in a masturbatory act and "subvert tropes" and it's taken him twenty years and counting.
>>71003913
I've collected pedo posts and sent them to the FBI so they'll monitor those sick cunts.
>>71004017
>Read this when I'm dead, Ned.
>>71003875
>Lyn Corbray comes with the Vale army
>Bran the crippled boy is almost home
Oh boy
>>71003986
But anon, Jon is their offspring
Why are any of you on /tv/ today, don't you know there's no post on Sundays/
>>71003955
Why would Jon shoot a man with only 2k men before throwing him out of an aircraft?
>>71003924
I know right? Why didn't they cast a 18yo hottie?
Ugh.
>>71003993
MILF refers to old women who are actually attractive you fucking idiot, she's just old and fugly.
>>71003912
Do it faggot! Defend it!
>>71004034
Funny enough he is going to fall right back into those "cliche tropes" for the end of this series
>>71003869
(you)
>>71003955
>>71003996
Ramsay doesn't have THAT many men. He has like 5000 to Jon's 3000.
you are not understanding that Ramsay is deliberately making a show of force. Cowering inside the walls of Winterfell would make him look weak, especially when he has a bigger army. He's also a lunatic with an insatiable bloodlust, he WANTS to meet Jon in the open field so he can crush him.
A character making a bad decision isn't bad writing when it fits that character.
>>71004018
Locke would have raped him into submission if he'd gotten away with him.
>>71004017
>>71004040
suicidefu is patrish
>>71003052
>incestral castle
ftfy
>>71004034
>masturbatory act and "subvert trope
No he doesn't. He's just writing the story he wants to tell. Just like Tolkien.
>>71002939
Based Jon thread
Thank you OP
>>71004071
>she's just old and fugly
So was Sean Bean.
>>71004001
Nah, nau it enz
>>71003848
WHITE
>>71004034
>give a world to the languages
Yes and everybody remembers those, not the plot and the characters of LotR. Retard.
As for GRRM, it's not merely subverting tropes, that happens naturally along the way as he introduces the cruel nature of medieval events into fantasy. The Middle Ages were brutal and unjust.
>>71004087
If Ramsay has those forces the karstarks and the umbers would never give their men for an attack though.
>>71004069
>there are no good looking older women
Nice strawman argument faggot.
>>71004153
you need to chill and stop taking everything so seriously
>>71002986
My guess is Jon sends someone to scout (probs the old warrior advising lady Mormont)
Ramsey catches them, flays and burns them
Either that or some red shirt wildlings
>>71004191
>strawman
nice reddit word faggot
>>71003875
DELETE THIS
>tfw waifposting is already over
>>71004115
Calm down anon, now's not the time for incest, that comes later
Either >>71003184 or Night King.
>>71004249
>what kinda acting you want from me, Dabid?
>>71004249
Good.
Now we can move on to maiseposting.
So should we welcome all the redditors that are raiding us or what?
>>71003082
The Cuckfish is toast. Bet he wishes he'd got married now.
>>71004255
ungenuine and homosexual
>>71003950
Why the long face frogfu?
"...and now it begins."
What did he mean by this?
>>71004087
Jon is outnumbered 6 to 1
2000x6=12000
Reminder that Ramsay wins Bastard Bowl tonight
>greyjoyfags btfo
>stannisfags btfo
>roosefags btfo
>jonfags btfo
Ramsay will never die. Can't stop the villain sue.
>>71004071
Actually, the meaning behind MILF (Mothers I Like to Fuck) is a completely subjective acronym. To identify someone to be a MILF they need to meet two points of criteria: 1) Are they a mother? And 2) Are they attractive to you that you want to have sex with them?
>>71003224
>I can't wait until this Leftist trash era is finally over when Trump gets elected.
kek. Gonna be a long wait, son.
>>71004275
daily reminder
>>71004329
He was indicating that the time for talking was over and that physical engagement was to commence.
>>71004285
Yeah we should welcome themwith flamethrowers
>>71004249
It's all over, anon. It's all coming to an end.
The threads
The posts
The OC
The show itself
So many poor lost souls made this show their life
So many poor lost souls will likely commit suicide once it all wraps, especially if it wraps up horribly, which is very likely.
Game of Thrones will leave such a black void when it is gone. Even the crybabaies that come in here every day to whine about it will miss it and kill themselves over it.
The Silver Lining: All those Youtube and Patreon parasites who've made a name for themselves by side-chaining GoT with all their mediocre "content" will disappear and kill themselves in obscurity.
it's all coming down anons. It's all ending. We are in the deep autumn now.
Why is Ellie referred to as frogfu when Maisie Williams exists?
>>71004339
He actually doesn't die this season. Sansa puts him on trial which will be concluded next season
On Sky it's 70 mins long (Will have 3 breaks of it)
How long is the battle going to be? I'm guessing about 40 mins. What do other think.
stop overhyping the upcoming episode its gonna let you down at the end
>>71004425
Wrong, he gets killed by Ghost apparently
its been leaked
>>71004249
That look of sheer joy on her face...you will never be this happy
>>71004421
Until HBO funds a prequel series about the Mad King's reign and Robert's Rebellion.
>>71004429
sky has breaks? LOLWAT
I work at Target today at 330 to 10
gonna miss this episode FUCK TARGET FUCK TARGET!!!
Anyone got some leaks ?
>>71004448
That was fake senpai
t.editor
>>71004429
10 minutes max, the rest happens offscreen.
>>71004421
Still have the books
>>71004429
It's confirmed to be an offscreen battle anon. Tyrion and Dany gets 30mins minimum screen time
>Watching ep 9 preview
>''thousands of men don't need to die''
>wow looks pretty cool
>''ONLY WUN OF UZ''
>mfw
>>71004474
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cF4IdnGqyk
>>71004473
>actually having a job
>complaining about missing show when you can torrent it
>wew lad
>>71004451
Not unless you'll dedicate your life to exterminating TULLY FUCKING SHITS
>>71004421
Cant wait wish they leak all material tommorow so i can end it
>>71004473
this isnt your facebook
nobody cares
>>71002939
Based Jon thread!
>>71002991
she really needs to start doing porn
There has been a hyppening, have you felt it?
>>71004331
You are pulling numbers out of your ass. Where was this said?
Roose said earlier this season that they only have around 5,000 men. Even if we assume he wasn't including the Karstarks and Umbers in that number, they can't have 7,000 men in between the two of them.
>>71004473
Get rekt wagecuck lol
>>71003912
It's true you tard. The whole point of GRRM's novels was NO PLOT ARMOR
Which is why Ned and Robb get BTFO. Because they fucked up In a world that was created not to pander to fuck ups. In the novels rarely is anyone put in a position that requires a coat of plots because Germ wouldn't give it to them, and it's not incredibly hard to follow that formula.
>>71004553
No, CLEGANEBOWL is cancelled until further notice.
>>71004468
I meant advert, Britbong here.
>>71004429
>having breaks during Game of thrones
being a yuropoor must be suffering
>>71004423
Crannoglady
where my Jon bros at?
>>71004423
Because other bitch is Quasimodo.
>>71004473
>I work at FUCKING target
Seriously, why would anyone tell the truth on the Internet.
I'm a billionaire with a 27" cock. Fite me bro.
>>71004607
yeah i know
HBO doesnt have adverts, suxb4u
>>71004577
>The whole point of GRRM's novels was NO PLOT ARMOR
Except for Dany, Arya, Tyrion Jon and Sam ;)
>>71004600
Not according to Hafthor it hasn't.
GET HYPE and STAY HYPE
>>71004648
I just did. You lost. Hard. And are dead and gay. Faggot.
>>71004615
They have 3 very short adverts on Sky when it's aired at 2am
>>71004083
He never really subverted those tropes to begin with. Look at Jon and Dany for example. The fucking Others. Look at how he made you think he was subverting tropes by making you think characters like Ned and Robb where main characters when the real main characters had plot armor all along.
>>71004167
>the Middle Ages were brutal and unjust
and GRRM is a fat draft dodging liberal pussy who doesn't know the first thing about war. He is literally Ramsay Martin. He sets up these characters and breathes life into them and all he can do with them after that is destroy them. He doesn't know how to progress their stories besides killing them off in "shocking" and brutal ways and stroking himself over it.
>it's not merely subverting tropes
you're right it isn't, because GRRM can't subvert tropes, he just poorly disguises them. For one he always goes on about how after Tolkien every fantasy book had a dark lord with a black legion from the lands of doom coming to save the world. And he scoffs. But Martin did the same thing. Only he made them blue ice zombies from the frozen North.
>>71004575
READ THE LEAKS
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>>71004656
Not one of them had overt plot armor, so you're wrong.
>>71004577
>The whole point of GRRM's novels was NO PLOT ARMOR
Oh yeah you're one of those people who think ASOIAF is solely about being edgy and subversive
I bet you think the White Walkers should win because it'd be "le ebin unexpected ending xDDDD"
>>71004329
I want to breed him
>>71004548
What kind of porn?
just watched ep. 8
Fuckin shitty
Cant believe how bad it was
>>71004034
Not to mention that when Tolkien started writing the sequel to LotR "the New Shadow" he quickly realized that it was headed for boring politics, scheming and intrigue and the corruption of men. So essentially aSoIaF. And he stopped after 12 pages or so because it was boring and he realized it just wasn't worth doing. Imagine being the fatman, and seeing that Tolkien shit on your idea decades before you even thought of it.
>>71004704
>Not one of them had overt plot armor
>says this after the last episode
Literally, figuratively kill yourself.
pack it up boys.
this guy >>71004741
said the episode what shit.
>>71004706
The TV show is solely about being edgy and submersive, IMO it's overly edgy.
>>71004706
Nah, besides a few select characters none of them are very edgy.
And no, I don't think the white walkers should win, but they were beaten before so it doesn't take plot armor to beat them again.
>>71004741
8.1/10 on imdb
only 1 episode in the entire series is rated lower
>>71004696
>when the real main characters had plot armor all along.
This is silly. 'Plot armour' refers to the lack of credibility in scenes where a character is supposedly imperiled. In cases where it's clear that no harm will come to the protagonist, for no reason other than that their continued survival is necessary to the story as a whole, this is referred to as 'plot armour'.
A character simply happening to still be alive five books into a series is not an indication that they have plot armour.
>>71004795
Not that anon but guessing it was the Sansa rape episode
>>71003008
that armour tho lmfao
>>71004760
Can you not read the word "novels"?
Are you literally retarded? Is your brother posting for you because you're infirm?
>>71004751
>Imagine being the fatman, and seeing that Tolkien shit on your idea decades before you even thought of it.
Yet GRRM did it and he ended up being critically acclaimed and achieved a level of success comparable to Tolkien.
You need to understand that Tolkien does not own the entire genre and is not the end-all-be-all of what works in a fantasy novel
>>71004648
He is lying. That is his version of talking himself up. The reality is he's six unemployed ferrets with bell's palsy and erectile dysfunction. Also, he's a registered sex offender, but only because he pulled his lame member out for a piss too close to a playground. It was nightime, so there were no children there to scar, he was just sleeping there because it was safe and dry, but they caught him on a security camera. Poor bastard.
Simple logic
>>71004783
You're a manchild who has seen animated baby movies made in the last 10-15 years. Your opinion is worth nothing.
>>71004778
You have to go back
Realistically shouldn't Jon's army get taken out very quickly if it really is 12k vs 2k? How would they even be able to hold out for the vale. Does his army even have Horses?
>>71004810
it also had the sand snakes "fight" scene, dont blame it all on sansa
>>71004577
The thing with Martin is that he made you think certain main characters have NO PLOT ARMOR by surrounding them by lots of potential would be main characters and killing them off, revealing that they had NO PLOT ARMOR, so that you would think everyone had NO PLOT ARMOR. Ned and Robb and Viserys and all the others were just deceptions.
>>71004690
Wow such commercialism, absolutely disgusting, how can you yuros handle all those commercials? As an American I feel vastly superior not having to deal with them and being able to point that out to you.
>>71004827
Can we talk about the real issue of ferret persecution?
I mean, like all the ferrets in the US are locked up.
>>71004802
No, but when danger and violence skips them when it should be all around them is an indication. By all rights Arya should have been raped, beaten and left to die a hundred times but somehow she just keeps surviving despite being a dumb little girl who only took """"""""""fighting"""""""""" lessons for a few weeks. Same to Sam and the rest of the author favorites.
>>71004814
GURM himself literally said to his editor that five characters (Arya, Jon, Dany, Tyrion and Bran) will survive till the end.
>>71004855
the seed is strong
BUT D&D FORGET ABOUT DISEASES SO THEY CAN FORGET ABOUT GENETICS TOO XDDDD
>>71004855
why did her hair turn black when she got older?
>>71004825
So you think he has the same fame as Tolkien literally speaking?
KEKXIMUS MAXIMUS
>>71004825
>achieved a level of success comparable to Tolkien
There are really people that believe this?
>>71004795
Arya is shit
Essos is shit
Riverrun was ruined
Fuck
Edgy fight poster is edgy. All it needs its Jim Lampley to do play by play.
>>71004914
It's Ashara Dayne
>>71004876
It's not fucking plot armor if a character wins, bruh. See: >>71004802
>>71004855
Targ genes are inferior. Thats why they only interbreed.
>>71004825
>comparable to Tolkien
U fookin wot m8
>>71004893
Your reasoning is tautologous:
>they're still alive because they have plot armour
>we know they have plot armour because they're still alive
>>71004656
>>71004706
Hey shills, we dont have nothing against your waifus you can dream about them whole day if you like but by replying to logical argument which show itslef proven multiple times with replies like
>"autist"
>"loool its fantasy flick, just turn off your brain"
>"stop watching if u no like"
You are just insulting your own intelligence you have to be aware of that.
>>71004855
Book Jon has brown hair
>>71004857
No I'm not, I'm far from it.
But it's right, I'm a big fan of the show but it's OTT with trying to be shocking and surprising to the point when something remotely decent happens it's like "Meh, Guess that had to happen as it was boring"
Ned Starks death for instance, Shocking because no one expected it, Same with the Red Wedding. Now if any of the main characters died I wouldn't be in anyway surprised at all. cause it's what they do.
>>71004825
And you need to understand that GRRM has done nothing worthwhile at all with this series. Don't believe his lies. He's an unimaginative hack who shamelessly steals from his contemporaries. And believes his books to be of a superior quality to Tolkiens, when the comparison is completely laughable. And he won't even end up finishing his so called "magnum opus".
>>71004893
>Gurm has said five characters survive
And? That's not plot armor, that's a story. Plot armor refers to a specific occurrence, like say jumping off a bridge into toilet water after getting stabbed four times and slashed once and surviving to run a marathon through braavos.
>>71004855
>>71004905
hair color is determined by a series of multiple genes, and is more complex than just a single gene determining color.
>>71004880
I don't give a fuck I have Sky and just FWD them. Or being a britbong have a cup of tea. It's all good.
>>71004926
i dont understand, why is there a targary sigil behind jon snow? did a showfag make this?
>>71004960
The fuck are you talking about, you retard, that's perfect fucking reasoning. Stop trying to look smart by using words you don't understand.
>>71004473
hahahh fuck that place it is overpriced and I hate the LODs. fuck target
>>71004977
True.
But that doesn't mean anything the show-canon. Just as how Bran and Rickon have brown instead of Auburn hair.
>>71004926
>not calling it Snowdown
>>71004985
>And believes his books to be of a superior quality to Tolkiens, when the comparison is completely laughable
Show me one interview where he says something like this.
And if you post that interview where he talks about "what was Aragorn's tax policy? did he kill all the orcs" etc, you're just confirming that you have autism. that's not him saying Tolkien is bad, that's him saying that what he's doing with ASOIAF is different than what Tolkien set out to do with LotR
>>71004945
What I mean to say is that certain characters aren't in any real danger. You think they are, because of whats happened to other characters. But they really aren't in any danger at all.
>>71004926
It should have been Snowbowl. Poster creator a shit
>>71005036
So if any character survives ever it's just plot armor? So stories just shouldn't be told in your opinion.
>>71004985
but the first three game of thrones books are way more entertaining than LOTR
LOTR is boring
>>71004892
All ferrets are born jewish. It is as it should be.
>>71005088
0-7
>>71004686
How much do you want to bet Isaac doesn't even GAF and doesn't watch this stupid show? the faces in the hall dont have eyes in them
>>71005056
By posting in this thread you're just confirming that you have autism
>>71005051
just as how Ashara doesnt exist in the show
11 hours
get your stream READY
>>71005105
>LOTR is boring
This is why no one respects GoT fans.
>>71005011
Yes, and like say being around an army of the walking dead and just having them skip and spare you ;) and having random people save you from assassinations in the last second :) I'm glad we're seeing eye to eye here.
>normies will forget how terrible last episode was after muh big battle ep tonight
kek
>>71002990
Helm's Deep, duh
>>71005074
That's not true my friend. John is constantly under threat from everything from white walkers to wildlings, and he never walks away unscathed either.
Arya is the only one who's almost never in danger.
>>71005116
wut
>>71005154
If it were for d&d there would be five people in all of westeros
>>71005036
>The fuck are you talking about, you retard, that's perfect fucking reasoning.
It's literally circular reasoning m8.
>>71005174
I dunno, having your guts literally stabbed over and over seems kind of dangerous
>>71005154
who gives a flying fuck about Ashara? She literally amounts to nothing and has no reason to exist except to give Ned and Barry some nondescript angst that doesn't mean anything
>>71004825
> comparing GRRM to Tolkien
No one fucking knew what GoT was before the show , anyone who says otherwise are old fucks or are lying
>>71005100
No, if a character survives when by all rights it should be dead (from cases that have killed everyone around them) then it's plot armour.
>>71005203
Just walk it off.
>>71005051
>implying the showrunners pay this much attention to detail
>implying they don't just half-ass these things
It's like when they tried to get the Targ siblings to wear violet contacts, but it made them uncomfortable, so they just abandoned it despite how easy it is to do with computers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVEgI7hU494
>>71005174
>John
Found the normie.
>>71005164
I don't remember either of those things happening in the books. Granted it's been a while since I read them, but don't conflate the books and the show, they play out differently.
>>71004038
You do realizd thst its not illegal to be a paedophile, right? Paedophilia is just an attraction to prepubescent children.
Child molestation is something different
>>71005166
Yep and they will start calling this season the best season of tv ever!!!! Even though it has been slightly above S5 in terms of quality.
>>71004893
Obviously he lied because Jon died already.
>>71004869
They'd probably survive for less than an hour if they're smart about it
And how convenient, the Battle will last 40 minutes
yo hotpie, bake us some new bread
>caring about shitty gigantic battle between ramsay stu and jon stu
if the "dazzling" choreography of the chase scene between arya and waif is any indicator, this episode will fucking suck just like Euron
Apparently Dany meets Yara & Theon tonight as well.
>>71005229
this anon right here>>71004855
>>71005239
That's exactly what we're saying. But there's never been a moment when that's happened in the books, which is what we were originally Talking about.
>>71005285
We know.
>>71005234
>tfw you are so exceptionally good at the eye needle thing, just because you can't handle it ever going wrong
>>71005259
I've never been diagnosed, and it's not illegal to be what I am, but admitting to it is basically social suicide. You could be killed for admitting to it.
>>71005188
No it's not. It's simply fucking deduction. Character doesn't die when he should die=plot armour. We know he has plot armour because he doesn't die when he should. It's 3+4=7 and 7-4=3. Please stop baiting.
>>71005261
the past is already written, the ink is dry :^)
pretty funny how Stannis cultists are in full meltdown mode
>>71005347
Frogs out
>>71005265
And conveniently gets resurrected so he survives until the end.
>>71005243
Not that anon but Dany getting saved by Barristan in Qarth is a class A example of plot armor. She's quite well armored in the books otherwise as well.
>>71005313
it was pretty easy tho you just had to wait
>>71005166
>great Tyrion/Varys banter
>>71005371
Why? He was never coming back.
how many no cock jokes will there be tonight?
>>71005306
>But there's never been a moment when that's happened in the books
>>71005279
Different director m8
>>71005371
cultist is a funny way of saying RAGING SPERGLORDS
>>71005322
It is, yeah, because the general public has equated pedos with child molesters
NEW
>>71005416
>>71005259
Not saying you should arrested, but you should be on the FBI watch list, just in case.
>>71005412
Nice argument faggot.
>>71005371
>being this much of a faggot
NEW THREAD
>>71005416
>>71005416
>>71005416
>>71005416
NEW THREAD
>>71005386
I would t call that plot armor, she wasn't in danger, Barristan showed up, she was in danger, he saved her.
This thread has gotten stupid, what with the tiresome pedo bickering going on. Someone make anew thread.
>"i-I accept me for what I a-am"
Yeah, that's nice. NEW THREAD
>>71005177
Mexico lost 0/7 vs some random SA team
>>71005460
No, that makes no sense. Pedos are not child molesters necessarily, and more often than not are just regular people with an unfortunate attraction
Its not right to put people on a watch list or try to get people on a watch list "just in case" just because they exist.
That's like saying anyone who threatens rape or murder or anything on this site should be put on a list too.
>>71005105
>LOTR is boring
>>71005612
>no tax policy
>>71005174
Are you actually trying to imply that Jon doesn't have the most cliches and tropes surrounding him? That he has no plot armor? Just because you never come away unscathed doesn't mean you don't literally have plot armor. Which all five of the main characters (Jon, Dany, Tyrion, Sansa and Arya) do.
>>71004872
But we know who is bored enough to go to IMDB as soon as they are triggered
>>71003155
The only reason she was introduced is because Melisandre is going to die tonight.
>>71005386
That is plot not plot armour. She was never in danger because Barristan was tailing her knowing full well Robert's assassins were out for her.
Plot armour is only stupid if characters survive even though all rationality points to their death, ie Arya in the show.
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