who hype for tonight? edition
old >>71002939
Azor Jon!
>tfw jon vs ramsey battle happens offscreen
>>71005416
>>71005423
this sorry fag everytime he makes his thread
Friendly reminder that Arya is literally Wolverine now.
Friendly reminder that there are only two Faceless Men, their temple is totally unguarded, and they are completely useless.
Friendly reminder that Dany is going to conquer Westeros with her strong womyn army, joined by Yara and the Sand Sluts.
Friendly reminder that GRRM cares more about salad dressings than his own work.
Friendly reminder that Tommen is an easily manipulated little bitch who turns against his mother after talking two times with some shitstained lying fanatic.
Friendly reminder that dying only made Jon a little pussywhipped cuck who lets his retarded Tully half-sister call the shots.
Friendly reminder that kinslaying is totally ok now and pretty much a national sport.
Friendly reminder that HOLD THE DOOR.
Friendly reminder that GRRM hadn't written any new material since 2005 and TWoW is never going to be released.
Friendly reminder that Varys is working for Dany now.
Friendly reminder that Preston would soon commit suicide.
Friendly reminder that CLEGANEBOWL is cancelled.
First for Stannis, rightful husbando and protector of /got/
Which Lyanna is best for Placeholder?
Reminder that Sophie thought it was UNbelievable
>>71005416
torrent has been out for a few hours retard
I've been waiting all season for this episode and my internet connection is playing up REEEEEE
you just KNOW
>>71005502
flea bottom evangeline lilly a shit
FIRST FOR MY CUB
>>71005416
Why is she so lost bros?
>>71005531
Know what?
SANSA:
O that we now had here but one ten thousand of those men in the North that do no work today!
JON:
What's she that wishes so? My sister Sansa? No, my fair sister. If we are mark'd to die, we are enough to do our country loss. And if to live, the fewer men the greater share of honour. The Old God's will! I pray thee, wish not one man more. Rather proclaim it, Sansa, through my host, that he which hath no stomach to this fight, let him depart. His passport shall be made and gold dragons for convoy put into his purse. We would not die in that man's company that fears his fellowship to die with us. This day is called the Bastardbowl. He that outlives this day and comes safe home will stand a tip-toe when this day is named and rouse him at the name of Snow. He that shall see this day and live old age will yearly on the vigil, feast his neighbors and say: "Tomorrow is Bastardbowl" Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars, and say: "These wounds I had on Bastardbowl's Day." Old men forget yet all shall be forgot but he'll remember with advantages what feats he did that day. Then shall our names familiar in their mouths as household words: Jon Snow and Ser Davos, Wun Wun and Tormund, Hornwood and Mormont, be in their flowing cups freshly remembered. This story shall the good man teach his son. And Bastardbowl shall ne'er go by from this day to the ending of the world, but we in it shall be remember'd. We few, we happy few, we band of brothers. For he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother, be he ne'er so vile, this day shall gentle his condition. And gentlemen in the North now a-bed shall think themselves accursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks that fought with us upon Bastardbowl!
>>71005440
The dogs ate him offscreen, sorry.
>>71005508
so it is a shit episode
>s-stop! My show is the bestest thing on TV! STOP!
>>71005494
Yeah. GoT is shit now. We all know this.
>>71005515
who are you trying to kid, kid.
if it were there would be screengrabs all over the board as this is the only way /got/ is able to maintain their erections
>>71005515
>>71005554
mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
>>71005560
'OOH THE FOOK ARE YEW?
>>71005508
Sophie is sunshine and loveliness.
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>>71005553
She misses her black dress
>>71005554
That you must be new here
>>71005553
Because she's a dumb TULLY FUCKING SHIT that should kill herself and stop trying to play with the grownups.
>>71005553
>>71005587
There were actually people in the thread who said this season was well written.
>>71005560
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-dR8HD45qs
>>71005602
>those dead eyes
REMINDER CLEGANEBOWL IS DECONFIRMED HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
post some dany
>>71005675
Good. It became a normie meme
>>71005675
>deconfirmed
Dude what the fuck.
>>71005626
I don't watch this show, but do these 2 lez out at any point?
I'll fucking execute every normie in this thread
>>71005673
A BEAR A BEAR A MAIDEN FAIR :D
John gets Rek't tomorrow GUYS. by Littlefinger. his ressurection was a a RUSE. there is no (((chosen one))) in GoT.
>>71005717
yeah
>>71005560
So , his sister gave him the right to bear the Stark Sigil ? Jon is now ok with being an illegitimate Stark , although he refused Stannis' offer in the last season ? I thought Sansa fears the possibility of Jon taking over the North , why would she ever allow this ? Why isn't anything making sense anymore ?
>>71005683
>>71005675
Only spergs and redditists legitimately cared about Cleganebowl
>>71005580
>the best of the bestest
You can't testest
>>71005717
Nope, they are never act together in the same scene again after that.
Jon =Brexit
Ramsay =Remain
Try and use mental gymnastics to argue your way out of this one, liberals.
in less <2 years /GoT/ will be over , like breaking bad , lost and Spartacus , forgotten to the dustbin of /Tv/
A few questions:
1.) Is Sansa actually a Bolton now? Or a Lannister?
2.) Why is JonSa so hated here? I think it's cute since it's obvious they are cousins.
>>71005650
It is.
>>71005675
>tfw the BwB with Sandor save Jon Snuu tomorrow
Ever since meeting GRRM , Preston seems to be taking more potshots at him in his videos.
>>71005529
Had that happen to me on the season premiere. I feel you, lad.
>>71005784
Who the fuck thought Jon being a disgusting wolf-mutant was a good idea?
>>71005508
So no Jonsa? Cause that is believable
>season dying
>lots of deaths expected
>tfw Davos and Melisandre don't serve any purpose anymore
>>71005580
Why would someone type like that?
>>71005784
They could make her marriage with Tyrion void because they didn't fuck, but after getting properly rekt by Ramsay she's 100% a Bolton.
She's just being a whiny little cunt, trying to back out of a marriage she agreed to.
>>71005551
>We follow the Starks
>K, House Stark calls on you for aid
>woah woah, fuck off why should we honour our ancient pledges of loyalty
literal shits, just like the rest of the North and Westeros. Honourless curs that should be killed tbqh
>>71005494
>Friendly reminder that there are only two Faceless Men, their temple is totally unguarded, and they are completely useless.
It's almost like the studio couldn't afford any more faceless men.
>>71005794
Lady Crane having magical anime bandages proves you are wrong.
Essos is east, Westeros is west, but what's west of Westeros anon?
If Jon is R+L wouldn't that just mean he becomes a Rivers?
>>71005602
She does seem like a lot of fun.
hey guys that preston guys is not as bad as you say. he is pretty good. insightful, intelligent, with a good sense of humor
Best Sansa is rapesansa, and Jon will kiss all her troubles away
NAHWEET ENDZ
>>71005843
You left out the part of Jon being a bastard and sansa a lannister/bolton but ok.
>>71005856
essos retard
>>71005839
Davos is fucking awful now, he really should die off.
>>71005856
Lonely Light
>>71005844
Have to save money for the big battle every season!!!!
>>71005861
No you fag, they were married.
DID ANYONE SAY LEAKS
>>71005856
Americos.
>>71005553
>>71005650
Yeah and they probably actually have brain damage.
>>71005861
Depends on if Rhaegar and Lyanna married. There's some ideas that they secretly eloped at the isle of faces, which would be a neat way to work that location into the books.
Also, he'd probably still be a snow.
>>71005784
i think shes a lanister cuz Tyrion still alive (and i dont know if theres divorce in the got universe)
>>71005650
>Dorne
>well written
They're trying to be ironic, right?
leaks?
>>71005861
the theory is that they supposedly married as his people are known to do
>>71005856
Americos
>>71005856
Iron islands
>>71005416Only tits and dragons.
>>71005856
Tommen is fucking adorable. He's 18, right? I want to give him a great big french kiss.
>>71005839
Please not Davos
Highgarden?
>>71005896
But Rhaegar is already married to Martell chick. And who married them? Did they like fuck infront of the godswood and that means they're married now because old gods?
Who will get his hands on the anti-Greyjoy weapons at the end of the episode?
>>71005638
>>71005856
Furtherwesteros
>>71005929
Nah bro, they were actually defending season 6 even as close as a week ago. Pretty hilarious in hindsight given how awful episode 8 was.
>>71005753
in the shows logic he got murdered since he turned down stannis
>>71005962
>>71005841
It happens to Americans quite often
>>71005965
Aegon the Conqueror had two wives. It's not entirely out of the realm of possibility here.
SANSA TELL JON THE VALE IS COMING
TELL HIM YOU BITCH
TELL HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Yes yes, well done Stannis, well done.
HOWEVER
20 Good Men to Ramsay.
100K Dothraki Screamers to Dany.
1000 ships to Euron.
45K Vale Knights to Jonsa.
97 Craster Sons to Night's King.
Sansa's gonna tell Jon about the Vale army right?
Cause if she's just gonna watch the battle go down knowing that Jon is outnumbered and would likely lose and the Boltons would get her, she's stupid and Jon would be stupid not to send her away like to Essos or something, unless she knows the Vale is coming and told Jon.
>>71005637
>Is Sansa actually a Bolton now? Or a Lannister?
Tyrion and Sansa never consummated the marriage so it is technically null and void.
I suppose she's a Bolton, but no one who isn't allied with the Boltons would ever recognize it. She's a Bolton if Ramsay wins and a Stark if Jon wins.
>>71005494
>Friendly reminder that there are only two Faceless Men
Except we see like 5-8 others
>>71005975
You cocksucking plebs are such losers. 8 was one of the better episodes. Go back to Romper Room or The Leftovers, faggot.
>>71006011
Yeah but Targ's converted to the seven, and polygamy is outlawed with them.
>Jon slashes Ramsay with longclaw
>Ramsay shatters into ice
yfw?
You know it's true
>>71005494
Preach it brother roast the redditors, cucks and fanboys!
>>71005950
Aye. I'd like to give him a french kisson the butthole
>>71005416
So when is it going to air, exactly?
>>71006017
Nah D&D want Jon to stupidly attack Winterfell outnumbered 6 to 1, and then after most of his army is killed, have Sansa save the day
>>71006022
Hardened woman making a choice
>>71006049
Stupid. Makes no sense.
>>71005871
>that near nip slip
HNNNG!
And Sansa better not be pregnant or she is totally fucking ruined.
>>71005849
>One example of meh writing that can be twisted to make sense means the whole season is written terribly
Go back to >>>/Reddit/
>>71005508
She must have rough bare back this episode with the whole northern army if she likes it that much. I like her but it is obvious she is a slag.
>>71005871
People say she can't act. People are gay.also she was great and funny in Barely Lethal, which was an entirely shit movie without her, just watch her parts on youtube it's all you need
>>71005999
Ordered a case for next week's episode
>>71006033
>Except we see like 5-8 others
Think they took lunch break when wounded Arya stormed the house?
>>71005755
when did this happen?
>>71006054
>5'7
>1997
>>71005866
people here love preston. It's just one or two loud and dedicated shitposters that try to say everything this general likes is shit
>>71006051
>using actor hair color
>believing the ozge meme
Wew lad, 0/10 shitpost
>>71006046
this, it was good compared to hold the door or the first episode or the 2nd episode.
Leftovers is great though you peace of shit
>>71005950
You just know Margaery plows that ass every night.
>>71006033
>everyone thinks Jaqen H'ghar is one person, and the same person who Arya saved and killed Lorch and the Tickler and others at Harrenhal
>even though Arya's final scene last season spelled out that Jaqen H'ghar is no one
People don't actually think that the Jaqen from season 2 is the same person in season 5 and 6, right?
So when Ramsay dies will House Bolton be pretty much extinct?
they are fuckin
>>71006095
They were doing Faceless Men shit. Arya had a face to add to the Hall
>>71006022
> implying that she won't keep it a secret for absolutely no reason to create tension with the resolution more obvious than Jon's stabbing issue
>>71006099
sometime back in S1
>>71005841
because they are too young to be on the internet
>>71006113
thats not ozge you stupid fuck, thats ashara
>>71006051
>thinking they'd have the ToJ scene cliffhanger'd until the finale if Jon ain't a targ
hahah omg !!!!
>>71005841
Its probably the most probable of things, age.
>>71006122
A bunch of retards here do
>>71006150
I forgot about theon being there. What a cuck.
>>71006091
Those god tier legs of hers mesmerize me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55QPH7tYMoI
Sansa wearing regular dresses again when?
>>71005515
FUCK OFF! Im refreshing 3 trackers and 2 pub torrents sites there is nothing!
>>71005560
RENLY:
Why, man, he doth bestride the narrow sea like a Titan, and we petty men walk under his huge legs and peep about to find ourselves dishonourable graves. Men at some time are masters of their fates: the fault, dear Eddard, is not in our stars, but in ourselves that we are underlings. Eddard and Stannis: what should be in that 'Stannis'? Why should that name be sounded more than yours? Write them together, yours is as fair a name; sound them, it doth become the mouth as well; weigh them, it is as heavy; conjure with 'em, Eddard will start a spirit as soon as Stannis. Now, in the names of all the even gods at once, upon what capon doth this our Stannis feed that he is grown so great? Age, thou art shamed! King's Landing, thou hast lost the breed of noble bloods! When went there by an age, since the Doom, but it was famed with more than with one man? When could they say till now, that talked of King's Landing, that her wide walls encompassed but one man? Now is it King's Landing indeed and room enough, when there is in it but one only man. O, you and I have heard our fathers say, there was an Eddard once that would have brooked the eternal Stranger to keep his state in King's Landing as easily as a king.
>>71006054
>all young English actors "discover" that they are gay
You can't tell me all this boipussy isn't being groomed by a corrupt and unethical business. "homosex is genetic" my ass.
is there a livestream anywhere for tonight? can someone link?
>>71006100
He's not the one who stayed a virgin past twenty, lad.
>>71006054
Too late. He's already taken. Isaac and Dean are dating irl.
>>71006051
The fact that the Targs interbred in order to keep bloodlines pure means that their traits are recessive. There are a ton of Targs and assorted bastards who don't have white hair
also Ashara is a literally who so who cares if Jon is her son? This would mean absolutely nothing
ITT: we pretend we're underlings/ random mooks in got
>be working part time in HoBaW
>pay is pretty good, have weird rules though
>"we wear the same uniform everyday, the same face, to keep the new intern comfortable"
>fine fine, I didn't ask much question, we dont get much intern here anyways, so sure.
>theres like 12 of us taking shifts everyday
>intern is fucking snobby, never fucking listens
>we have another intern with seniority issues, fuck that totem pole bitch
>new intern causes lots of troubles, keeps fucking lying
>like wtf? why is she here anyway? I heard that she gave Ryan, another worker and a recovering alcholic, ale money to get in
>fucking nepotism
>she didnt fucking know 1 silver coin could purchase you 1 weeks worth of rounds
>Ryan never came back to work again
>intern got blind and I didn't saw her for another week
>anyways, be scrubbing dirt from faces one day listening to red jumpsuit apparatus
>turn around
>see new intern with a smirk in her face
>guides me to severe head of totem pole cunt
>wtf
>points a fucking sword at my heart
>fucking christ I dont have time for this shit, I'm a trained assassin I could overpower this 5'2 bitch
>fuck it
>I just say
"Finally a girl has become no one, congratulations! you passed the test! one of us! one of us!"
>she fucks off
>I listen to guardian angel
>>71006175
Shirley you must be kidding?
>>71006133
>work in the Red Keep as cleaner
>get afterhours callout to the King's bedroom again
>oh great another night mopping up prostitute remains
>hang on this one is largely intact and still warm
>get to be Ros' final client
>>71006141
>>71006150
10/10 acting on Alfie's part
>>71006122
to be honest I found it very hard to care about arya's plot or pay a whole lot of attention to it because it seemed very unlikely to have any major impact on the story
and I was right, so
>>71006205
HBO
>Vikings now has better writing than GoT
Don't even try to deny it, you know it's true.
>>71006223
I'm not kidding, and dont call me Shirley
>>71006051
Ashara doesnt exist in the show anon. stop providing book passages since Jon has brown hair in the books
What if the faceless men are pulling the strings from behind the scenes
> it's revealed several characters have been dead awhile and are being played by faceless
> jimmy Hendrix music start playing
Why is the North in the show so devoid of honor. That is literally the Norths thing
>>71006245
I could shit better writing than GoT
>>71005839
Tormund will probably die
>>71006081
>Dorne
It's shit literally no one defends it. It's also completely different from the books, so no 'it's shit in the books too'
>Iron Islands
Apparently Yara stole all the ships with thousands of crewmembers but did not win the kingsmoot. Euron is hilarious
>KL
No one cares about Myrcella's death. No one cares that Jaime admitted to being a kinslayer from s2. Apparently the faith really hates gays
>North
No one cares Jon has been rezzed. Wildlings think Jon is a god apparently, but have to be convinced to follow him. Maybe he's an unpopular god. Mel and Davos forgot Stannis, the North forgot they were loyal to the Starks.
>Essos
Tyrion sitcom, Dany rehashing s1. It's not very good :^(
>>71006245
hahahaha oh fuck you're right
>>71005494
We know, Preston, we know
>>71006205
And the streamfags rear their heads.
Stop being poor or move to a country that's not shit
>>71006141
She's fucking him every time he has a seizure.
>>71006226
YOU
JUST
KNOW
>>71006226
She is eyefucking the SHIT out of him does she not know he's gay? lol str8s
>>71006017
She's embarrassed to admit she got all up in his business.
>>71006245
vikings has always been pretty good tbqh
What is Cersei Lannisters favorite videogame?Super Smash Bros.
>>71006099
The very first season, before Kelly C. actor thought she was hot shit.
>>71006245
Not to mention better acting
>>71006205
a bit early for a link
>>71006054
>5' 7''
WHEN
Does it bother anyone else that they keep calling the red wedding the red wedding. Like, I always get mentioned and it sounds so awkward coming from a character. The red wedding is a fan name, it's never called it in the books. It's just feels really forced. But I guess what can we expect.
>>71006217
I wish
>>71006245
last season was basically Vikings trying to be GoT and holy fuck it was bad
>>71006264
It was held together by house Stark which is dead sans a bastard and a Tully fucking shit who has been passed around the great houses like nothing
>>71006217
>You will never bust a rocket-tier nut into Isaac's buttpuss while sucking on Dean's smooth shaved cock as they both call you daddy
And thank god for that, because I'm not gay.
>>71006170
Leaks say we don't hear what Lyanna whispers to Ned.
>>71006253
>Ashara doesnt exist in the show anon
Yet
>>71006319
>The red wedding is a fan name, it's never called it in the books.
You're objectively wrong
>>71006251
yes can i help u?
>>71006334
>last season was basically Vikings trying to be GoT
In what way?
>>71006180
this is the most retarded shit I have ever seen.
>>71006301
She's probably a fag hag
>>71006334
it was slow but far from bad
>based rollo in Paris, Gisla being a qt
>based Ecbert slowly becoming brytenwalda
>franks absolutely destroying those filthy pagans
>muh yidu getting rekt
>>71006319
Uh yes it is. Its widely known as the red wedding, where the Starks were slaughtered and beaten by treachery.
Why is it that Cersei and Jaime are now the only characters worth caring about in GoT? They bring me back to the pre-s5 era where I cared about what was happening and it didn't feel as fake.
>>71006192
You are right, sexuality is fluent to a certain degree and strongly influenced by socialisation.
Jon - Warrior - Immune to Ice
Dany - Dragonrider - Immune to Fire
Arya - Assassin - Immune to Poison (and diseases)
Tyrion - Bard - Immune to Mind Attacks
so, yeah
>>71006179
Why? He cant get stiffy remember?
>>71006385
I can give you a hint
Savior of the season coming through
>>71006217
If by Dean you mean Myrcella 1. Read his twitter.
>>71005856
>inb4 essos
>inb4 arya goes west of westeros and ends up on the eastern shore of essos
>>71006226
Oh you can just tell
>had village with friends, family and people raped and slaughtered
>about to be gangraped by horse fucker
>is saved by khaleesi who seems to be a good rational kid
>offer to save Khal for gratitude
>they dont want my help and beats the shit out of me
>still have my life to thank for
>I try my best to heal Khal wounds but the stupid fuck keep on shoving dirt on it
>fuck it I did my best, still became a vegetable
>they burn me to death
>>71006319
Yes, it bothers me.
>We need to remind him who got married at Le Red Wedding™ in the first place!
>We also still have crates of these Red Wedding™ Frey caps and kegs of official Red Wedding™ Bud Light
>>71006145
Shut up. No one will ever see it coming.
>>71006402
>Arya - Assassin - Immune to Poison (and diseases)
and sword
>>71006411
>As long as you don't get hard while a guy fucks a woman in front of you you aren't a cuck
This is what cucks actually believe.
>>71006426
She's pretty clearly bearding
>>71006362
No, s'all good.
>>71006319
>"I am not seeing the body, no, Your Kingliness," said Salladhor Saan. "Yet in the city, the lions prance and dance. The Red Wedding, the smallfolk are calling it. They swear Lord Frey had the boy's head hacked off, sewed the head of his direwolf in its place, and nailed a crown about his ears. His lady mother was slain as well, and thrown naked in the river."
ASoS Davos V
>>71006373
>he paid attention to anything but Sophie's legs
>he probably even listened to the audio or paid attention to the choreography and editing
Why?
Anon, you do realize that they wrote Jorah off the show, you know that he's not coming back, right?
>>71006272
>It's shit literally no one defends it. It's also completely different from the books, so no 'it's shit in the books too'
And has literally had one scene so fsr this season.
>Apparently Yara stole all the ships with thousands of crewmembers but did not win the kingsmoot. Euron is hilarious
Her crew and the people who sailed under her were loyal to her. Euron is better than his book version.
>No one cares about Myrcella's death. No one cares that Jaime admitted to being a kinslayer from s2. Apparently the faith really hates gays
Because they have to deal with the Faith Militant first. Because it doesnt matter at the moment. What's wrong with the Faith being anti-gay?
>No one cares Jon has been rezzed. Wildlings think Jon is a god apparently, but have to be convinced to follow him.
Just because hes a god doesn't mean they will just follow him without question.
> Mel and Davos forgot Stannis,
No they didn't. Mel told him Stannis was dead with a gaze and Brienne confirmed it.
>the North forgot they were loyal to the Starks.
No, the Glovers refused because the Starks didnt help them when the Ironborn invaded. Rest of the houses they asked have joined
>Tyrion sitcom, Dany rehashing s1. It's not very good :^(
You do realize theyre portraying Tyrion as being out of his normal area of expertise, right? Hes trying to use tactics he used in Westeros in Essos thst just dont translate
>>71006363
contrived plotting
shock character deaths
disjointed storylines that are no longer relevant
the whole pointless chinese slave thing
dumb ideas like rollo betraying ragnar AGAIN and bjorn's retarded revenant cosplay
even the once-awesome battle scenes became just endless shots of guys bashing shields
clearly the writers have been watching too much GoT
it is no coincidence that it went on hiatus while GoT was running
>>71006254
Frank Herbert did it. Battlestar did it.
>>71006440
she poisoned him lol. wasn't trying to help. but she save dhis life!
Yes, yes, well done Olly, well done Olly
HOWEVER
>>71006426
>reading Twitter
Sorry I'm not born in a trailer park, nor do I read trailer park-tier media.
>>71006240
I just found myself wondering, this whole season, if people actually thought the two people were the same person, literally, because they were wearing the Jaqen mask. The way I'd see people here refer to him as just "Jaqen" really started to bother me and I'd think "no, there's no way, that scene were Arya goes blind is too obvious. People can't actually think season 2 Jaqen is the same as House of Black and White Jaqen, can they?". And then I started to wonder if DnD thought they were the same person, because they always referred to him as just Jaqen too.
Who here is hype for Jonsa fags to get blown the fuck out tonight when it's revealed that R+L=D and N+A=J?
>>71006333
You don't have to wish for it, its literally true
Daily reminder that the only reason /got/ likes Davos so much is because he's a pedo like you guys
>>71006301
It's so obvious how uncomfortable he is. I bet she cops a feel during every scene they shoot.
>>71006508
(You)
>>71006479
>What's wrong with the Faith being anti-gay?
Because it wasn't in the books and was done because DnD needed a cheap way to make the Faith objectively evil
>>71006479
Euron's not quite the magical pirate '80s anime villain he is in the books, but he's still a total joke in other ways.
>>71006508
You know of our Lord and Savior Preston?
Good.
>>71006477
He'll be back! J-just you w-w-wait!
https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/4ou6c5/spoilers_everything_which_season_is_the_best/
>people are unironically saying 4
>Arya can't find a boat to Westeros
>sits at the docks throwing rocks into the water
>suddenly, Gendry docks next to her
are you H Y P E? I mean GURM pretty much confirmed it
>>71006319
It is referred to the red wedding in the books quite regularly but I think the reason its stood out so much in the last few episodes is because its been mentioned in terrible scenes that serve no purpose other than holding the hands of mouth breathers
>>71006180
why are they fighting so hard over some boy
>>71006486
>she poisoned him lol
>“You must say the prayers I give you and keep the lambskin in place for ten days and ten nights,” she said. “There will be fever, and itching, and a great scar when the healing is done.”
>Khal Drogo sat, bells ringing. “I sing of my scars, sheep woman.” He flexed his arm and scowled.
>“Drink neither wine nor the milk of the poppy,” she cautioned him. “Pain you will have, but you must keep your body strong to fight the poison spirits.”
>Beneath his painted vest, a plaster of fig leaves and caked blue mud covered the wound on his breast. The herbwomen had made it for him. Mirri Maz Duur’s poultice had itched and burned, and he had torn it off six days ago, cursing her for a maegi. The mud plaster was more soothing, and the herbwomen made him poppy wine as well. He’d been drinking it heavily these past three days; when it was not poppy wine, it was fermented mare’s milk or pepper beer.
>>71006503
>not being on Twitter
>>71006503
No need to read all of twitter, but it's a necessary part in cornering the IH-W net.
>>71006051
babbys first red herring
>>71006563
No, leaks show she feeds that one old man a pie in next weeks ep.
>>71006545
They did a bad job at making the Faith evil because as a filthy gommie I like them more than any other faction.
>>71006574
Fuck if I know, read wikipedia or something for the synopsis of the movie.
Why doh?
http://wikiofthrones.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/ClEc3XYWEAAWtHN.jpg-large.jpg
>>71006508
N+A=J is literally never happening.
The leaks literally confirmed that Jon is the son of Lyanna. You'll see in episode 10
>>71006562
S4 had great moments, I think. Not quite S1 or S3 but still. It's no S5.
>>71006426
I thought it was Dean and Myrcella 1 who were "dating" (aka bearding)
Every time they go on a "date" its always the three of them. isaac and dean are seen hanging out in public together more often anyway. do the math here people
>>71006494
Olly was pure pointless death-porn for the GoT pleb audience. Jon should have weighed that Olly joined the Watch as a little kid after watching his whole village get butchered and eaten by Wildlings, and shown him some leniency. D&D just wanted to schlock it up for the mindless dunces who watch this show.
>>71006047
Yeah, so is incest.
>>71006440
She already was raped multiple times by the time Kelly C "saved" her
>>71006047
What made you think Rhaegar still cared about the rules when he stole Lyanna and crashed the kingdom by himself?
>>71006623
>Yara and 50 best killers vs shirtless Ramsey and dogs
>Jon's pointless culdesac
>Roose's abandoned assassination plot
>Tyrion killing Tywin for the honor of the girl Tyrion just murdered
>The beetle speech
>The spooky scary skeletons
>The Vale knights ignoring Sandor and Arya
>Brienne magically finding Arya and chimping out for no reason
>Jaime and Brienne ignoring Sansa in KL for days because they wanted to enjoy the wedding
>Jaime rapes Cersei
>Jaime and Cersei's relationship being all over the place
>Cersei threatens to out her affair to Tywin, which would really only fuck her and her kids over
>"We are out of gold!"
>LF not having a plan and having to be saved by Sansa
>Stannis just sitting there and later going on a trip to Essos after ending the previous season by declaring that they must go to the Wall at once
>no STANNIS x3
>Edgy cannibal Thenns
>Introduction of Olly
>They literally thought that the audience would be shocked that Olly was the one who killed Ygritte
>Shae doing 180 to get her plot back on track
>Sam and Gilly filler
>Arya and Hound filler
>Dany being so boring that I literally can't remember a single scene of hers in season 4
>The Mountain too dumb to hold his greatsword with two hands, Oberyn's retarded spear moves
Season 4 was the second worst season of the show.
>>71006588
>not rooting around in the mud and shit with the rest of society's pigs
Yeah I'll pass, thanks.
>>71005856
Westestos.
>>71006658
>stole Lyanna
>>71006507
I was under the impression that faceless men only change their faces when going for the kill. I mean, Jaqen excluded, you almost never see the Waif under another appearance even though she has the ability.
>>71006385
Because they are real human beans
so Jon dies next ep BUT his legacy lives on
his seed is already planted in Sansa
the son will be born at night and he will be known as Darknight
he is going to be azor ahai
Has anyone seen the horror flick sophie turner stars in?
>>71006658
This desu
>ran away with this nord chick
>chick is from a great house and is bethroted to a man from another great house
>everybody is killing themselves lol
>WOAH WOAH CAREFUL NOW LYANNA I CANT MARRY YOU WHAT WOULD THE REST OF WESTEROS THINK OF ME?
>>71005927
If the marriage isnt consummated, it can be dropped. Tyrion never fucked her. Though theres something to be said when it comes to the legitimacy of the bolton wedding, seeing as how she was already wed and I dont think they took the effort to have her marriage nullified by the high speton
>>71006671
>>Tyrion killing Tywin for the honor of the girl Tyrion just murdered
mate
>>71006562
They also think this guy is a legendary director.
>>71006538
during the whole interview his body language made it seem like he was really uncomfortable plus he was clearly not focusing on the questions (the last one especially). he is not into the V girl give it up
