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>>70860833
King and Queen edition
>>70862395
Azor Jon
Jon
Preston
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
These threads make me want to die.
>>70862395
I love King Stannis.
Promise me,Varys
FOR RICKON!
RIP Best Waifu killed by shit writing
nth for characters who are superior in the show
ITT - whining little babies.
>waaah waaah waaah Euron doesn't have an eye-patch!
>waaah waaah waaah Lannister hair is the wrong shade of blonde!
>waaah waaah waaah they call her Yara not Asha!
>waaah waaah waaah Dany scares me because I'm a virgin!
>waaah waaah waaah Arya is half an inch taller than she should be!
>waaah waaah waaah The Mad King's fingernails were not long enough in that one second flashback!
>waaah waaah waaah D&D!
>waaah waaah waaah I pretend to hate everything about the show in a desperate attempt to be different but I watch every episode and post on here every two minutes to whine like a child.
You unwashed beta virgin bed-wetters are truly pathetic! Adults should join me in abandoning this cringeworthy thread with haste.
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
Why was Jon's resurrection left to DAVE HILL?
>>70862444
He lives on in our cowardly, traitorous, and villainous hearts, anon
>>70862395
sans looking TIGHT here
It is customary to kneel when surrendering to the rightful husbando
>>70862431
Any particular reason you keep posting frida or did you just grab a pic at random?
>>70862395
http://www.farfarawaysite.com/section/got/gallery6/gallery9/gallery.htm
>>70862434
Thank you for posting best girl.
How do you rate the latest episode /got/?
6/10 to me
"You are a nice looking fella"
What did he mean by this?
>>70862395
REMINDER
Ramsay will kill Rickon in full view of the Northern army, because making people hate you even more is the best way to soften them up before a battle.
Fucking based promo stills from Bastardbowl
>>70862463
how old is this thing, she like 14 or 40?
this
What did she mean by this?
>>70862114
>>70862144
...where'd all the baratheon and bolton corpses go from a few months ago?
>>70862535
2/10
It got that one point because of Beric and Thoros. Otherwise it's easily the worst episode ever.
>>70862535
amihavingastroke/10
>>70862535
5/10, only because Edmure and Jaime saved the episode
>>>>>>>>>>>>based radmure
>>70862434
even after 3 and a half hours of photoshop it still looks like a dude
>>70862395
Best episode coming, thank you OP. >>70862415
Thank you, Jonposter.
>>70862535
Same. I was going to go with 5 but when the guy shoved his finger up another guy's ass I knew I had to bump it up.
That's how you stay above average in a show aimed at adults.
>>70862535
4/10
The Arya shit and Blackfish's death was too much 4me
>>70862539
no, that's not how it goes.
as rickon is running to jon the missing hound appears and bites rickon's head off and feasts on his corpse. then the camera shifts focus to ramsay in the back ground who is licking two katanas
why do u need steal armor when u have plot armor ?
>>70862535
5/10
They just keep butchering Jaime
>>70862533
Thanks!
>>70862586
Rude!
>>70862571
>worse than sand snek fight ep
shit taste go away
>>70862581
>Jaime saved the episode
Come on anon. Pull it together
Remove and expand a plotline from the last episode lads.
which one anons?
>>70862536
been in chains so long a nice pretty man like jamie gets him diamonds
>>70862636
remove mereen
expand riverlands
>>70862587
I don't normally Jonpost, actually, but you're welcome.
>>70862552
THAT LINE WAS BROKEN
>>70862624
Solid Snek episodes are all 1/10.
Where the fuck is Ramsay's crimson Bolton armour? Shirtless plot armor and his 20 good men aren't gonna get him through the episode alive this time.
>tfw the only thing worse than the last episode is /got/ trying desperately to justify all the unacceptable faults in it.
>>70862395
Urghhh
>>70862567
ANSWER PLS
>>70862567
Ramsay's spank bank.
>>70862611
*teleports behind you*
*flays u*
heh looks like u havent been paying attn
>>70862535
Prepare for whining cunts....
Oh here they are!
>>70862571
>>70862573
>>70862581
>>70862596
>>70862597
>>70862619
>>70862552
how on earth will jon survive this
unless he has a unit of pikemen just out of shot or wun wun steps in he's fucked
>>70862619
>>70862633
Jaime was very on par with his book character, except the muh Cersei shit
Very honorable action by Jaime to allow Blackfish to march up North even though he is rebelling against the Throne
all around top bloke
>>70862613
And a wooly jumper. Apparently it was getting chilly.
>>70862523
because she looks like frida
>>70862535
7/10
>>70862650
this
>>70862552
>>70862655
>Aragorn is descended from the Kings of Gondor.
>Jon is descended from the Targaryen Kings.
>Aragorn's mother was descended from the first chieftain of the Dúnedain Aranarth, the rightful King of the Northern Kingdom. And takes after his mother in her Dúnedain coloring with grey eyes and dark hair.
>Jon's mother is descended from the first King in the North. And takes after his mother in her Stark coloring with grey eyes and dark hair.
>The Elendils left Numenor, the highest human civilization that fell to a cataclysmic event, before the island was swallowed by the sea, and kept what would be the last line of White Trees, a mystical tree from Numenor and the island's signature tree that became the sigil of House Elendil, the kings of Gondor.
>The Targaryens left Valyria, the highest human civilization that fell to a cataclysmic event, before the Doom came and much of the peninsula was swallowed by the sea, and kept the last dragons with them, dragons being the signature creatures of Valyria. The dragon would become the sigil of House Targaryen, the kings of Westeros.
>Aragorn led the rangers of the North.
>Jon leads the Night's Watch in the far North.
>When Aragorn was two years old, his father was killed while pursuing orcs. Aragorn was afterwards fostered in Rivendell by Elrond. At the bidding of Elrond, his lineage was kept secret, as Elrond feared he would be killed like his father and grandfather if his true identity as Isildur's heir became known. Aragorn was renamed Estel to hide his existence from Sauron and his servants
>When Jon was just born, his father was killed while pursuing rebels. Jon was afterwards fostered in Winterfell by Eddard Stark. At the bidding of Eddard, his lineage was kept secret, as Eddard feared he would be killed like his father and grandfather if his true identity as Rhaegar's heir became known. Jon was renamed Snow to hide his existence from Robert Baratheon and his servants
>>70862535
7.5/10
>>70862682
They are Knights of the Vale I think. Not Bolton Soldiers.
>>70862613
>>70862662
Armor is expensive anon
only lannisters can afford it
>>70862680
I WAS PRAISING THE SCENE CUNT
sorry that sometimes the show has bad scenes and we talk about it
>>70862680
Better a cunt than a shill!
>>70862613
>steal
also the jamie scene last ep was very good overall, yous are utter faggots who think just because it doesnt follow the book directly it must be shit
it was good. deal with it
>>70862431
Lady Freedah of House Qahlow, Warden of the South, Lady Paramount of the kingdom of Meksiqo.
>>70862673
Probably buried or burned them anon. Its usually not good to keep thousands of corpses lying around your house.
>>70862682
>>70862673
>>70862567
Wait and see the episode you whining cunts!
>>70862682
>>70862714
No, those horsemen are Jon's own soldiers.
He's looking at them for some reason. Maybe he gave a speech and commanded them to CHAAAARGE
>>70862685
I dont think so, this whole season has been muh cersei instead of him just saying fuck it and leaving, he knows about Cersei and Lancel fucking. Why not use that on the show as the final straw or some shit.
>>70862613
Why does it still look like mid summer
>>70862688
>Stannis burned his daughter so HBO could save money on snow machines
The true hero
>>70862613
ramsay gets a bonus to defense the lower his equip load is.
>>70862693
Not especially, and nobody knows who frida is grandpa.
>>70862734
I'm speculating, its not whining I'm here for discussion you fucking shithouse
>>70862565
That is a pretty good 'shop actually.
>>70862688
nah he is protected by the lord of light
>>70862731
>Loyal men of the Stormlands are buried in the cold ground of the North, never to return home
:(
>>70862747
What the fuck does that have to do with butchering his character?
Him breaking up with Cersei has little to no impact on his actions after ASOS.
Stop pretending like he HAS to hate Cersei in order to progress as a character you faggot.
>>70862460
what the fuck is this shit? what is Jon doing?
I'm cringing already
>>70862620
Do you have more rare ellies?
>>70862792
this desu
jamies scenes were excellent this episode, true to the character and the difficult choices he is forced to make
>>70862685
>except the muh Cersei shit
which is pretty much everything. His progression in the books is is pretty much based on him turning away from cersei's abuse and towards more honorable characters.
Also, his training with Ilyn where he gets his ass kicked every evening plays a big part in getting over his ignorance, and that's just completely scrapped in the show.
Is it fair to say these threads have basically turned into daily dnd hate threads?
>>70862790
>stormlands
No, all those men are in blackwater bay. These dudes were just sellsword chumps. Stannis, the king of the corpses.
>>70862792
He has to hate her so he can take a long look at himself and want to change for the better, not this arrogant asshole we are still seeing.
>>70862792
Cutting the truth about Tysha did more to damage his character than him being in stasis for 2 seasons
>>70862682
Knights of the Vale will come out of nowhere and take out those dudes before they get to Jon
>>70862745
Nah, one of the guys is wearing what I'm pretty sure is a Bolton helmet
Is Aegon really a Blackfyre?
>>70862728
desu D&D are making it easy.
>>70862819
Yes. This is a good thing.
>>70862818
>>70862685
>getting over his ignorance
damn, I meant arrogance
>>70862535
6.5/10
Not a complete bore but it's all way too predictable now.
>>70862842
I don't know what you mean by this
>>70862586
It looks so much like Finnick from Hunger Games I can't cope
>>70862535
2/10, worst episode in the series for me. I only liked the Brotherhood coming back and Brienne and Jaime meeting again, even though their dialogue made no sense
Is Tommen commiting suicide confirmed?
>Middle of the battle
>Starks losing
>Stannis comes out of the woods
Little bitch Tommen dead when?
>>70862812
Most Ellie's are rare Ellie's
>>70862832
WHAT THE FUCK
In WHICH scene was he MORE arrogant than his book counterpart?
HE LITERALLY ALLOWS BLACKFISH TO MARCH NORTH EVEN THOUGH HE REBELLED
and dont even bring up the trebuchet scene, that shit was straight from the books and no it does not matter what your fucking motiviation is behind throwing a baby against the walls of riverrun
Can we please stop fucking pretending like showJaime is a fucking asshole compared to his book character? Its getting tiring.
>>70862853
But nobody cares about you guys except yourselves.
>>70862892
every other spoiler already been on point, so probably yes
>>70862819
I'd love to see the cock of Ragnarr.
>>70862834
Ah yes you're right, I see it too.
Yeah I wonder what he'll do. Either Legolas-tier slashing or this is where the deus ex Vale comes in
>>70862619
>>70862685
They ride the muh Cersei shit without end. Maybe theyll have him realize hes better off to let go but honestly its way late in the season.
The best thing about Feast Jaimie was that hes was out there doing thing on his own terms his own version of honor. Like it was the first time in his life he walked on his own.
there are good moments like taking the castle without deaths but honestly that muh cersei shit is loud and constant.
>>70862892
YES
>>70861089
Fuck Dany is going to take the throne too easily like everything else in her life
why arn't there any asians in westeros?
>>70862587
FUCK OFF SAMEFAG
>>70862834
Confirmed.
>>70862874
Gurm is a lazy fat hack who can write an internally consistent story, but instead chooses to be a lazy fat hack.
D&D are incompetent hacks who can't write an internally consistent story, and have to rely on cherrypicking characterization from the books and ignoring the context.
>>70862620
I think I'm in love with Ellie
>>70862934
Because westeros is Europe?
>>70862934
Dorne
>>70862837
I hope hes the real deal but we only find out after Dany kills him. Then she breaks and Barriston has to become the queenslayer.
>>70862892
Pretty much, yes. Probably in final episode though. He's going to jump/fall to death. Lots of characters are said to die in ep10 too.
>>70862934
Because there's no Asia in that universe?
>>70862818
Yet showJaime is doing all the things he does in the books without him leaving Cersei.
What is the problem?
How can you still deny that he wasn't as honorable and diplomatic as we have him ever seen?
Reminder Tommen is our boy and if you hate him you should FUCK OFF to reddit
>>70862910
>HE LITERALLY ALLOWS BLACKFISH TO MARCH NORTH EVEN THOUGH HE REBELLED
wat
also no babies were thrown anywhere, making the threat (to prevent a bloody battle) is not the same thing as actually killing a baby
>>70862552
LOTR
>Men in the foreground
>Deep depth of field
>Extreme wide shot
GOT
>Shallow depth of field
>Medium wide
>JS alone
I can't believe this is a TV & Film board.
>>70862792
Oh look its this tiresome fellow again.
>>70862910
So repeatedly saying
>fuck everything else only we matter
is just his honor and altruism spilling out, then?
>>70862980
Isnt that Yi Ti?
>>70862919
>deus ex Vale
Yeah, that's what I think is gonna happen.
They'll rush towards Jon, then get swept from the side by the Vale forces like a massive wave of water just hit them.
That or suddenly stop in obvious fear and confusion and try turning around and then Vale dudes come out of nowhere from behind Jon
>>70862934
westeros is just a continent, asshai is the asian region of planetos
>>70862930
there is jon targaryen.
any leaks for episode 8
>>70862992
>wat
what, wat? Watch the Brienne scene if you didnt pay attention and if you didnt pay attention, dont enter a fucking conversation about it.
>>70862934
Westeros is white people. Even the few blacks come from the southern islands. Brown people form Essos.
>>70862979
Was that why Margaery told Olenna to fuck off?
>>70862934
there are in essos Yi Ti or something like that
>>70862993
LOTR
100% CGI (except for the actors)
GOT
20% CGI
>>70863032
>being this flustered over a television programme
calm the fuck down
blackfish died so he didnt march anywhere did he
>>70862934
What do you think the others are?
>>70862971
I think by not including him in the show they kinda spoiled that he's not the real deal and that he's irrelevant. Same way they spoiled that Benjen is Coldhands, the Hound is alive etc.
>>70863043
No it's cause High Sparrow straight up told Margaery that Olenna was in trouble
>The Queen of Thorns is a remarkable woman, a strong woman, and an unrepentant sinner. You must teach her the new way as she taught you the old. Or I fear for her safety, body and soul.
Did you not watch episode 7?
>>70863021
She will make him bow to her as well
Just wait and see
>>70862992
Jaime agreed to Brienne's terms to allow blackfish and the soldiers to leave. But when blackfish refused, he got creative and decided not to keep those terms on the table. Or maybe he would have, we'll never know because blackfish decided to suicide by swordfight
ASOIAF:
>anti war
>anti revenge
>anti "chosen one" prophecies
GoT
>pro war
>pro revenge
>pro "chosen one" prophecies
>>70863033
Blacks come from Sothoryos, I thought?
>Sothoryos men are described as brindle-skinned half-men by Daenerys Targaryen.Their brindled skin is thick, often in patterns of brown and white. They are big-boned and massively muscled, with long arms, sloped foreheads, huge square teeth, heavy jaws and coarse black hair. Their broad, flat noses suggest snouts. Sothoryi women are said to be unable to breed with men from Essos or Westeros, only bringing forth stillbirths or malformed offspring.
Seems pretty racist tbqh
>>70863063
i thing u are too young and u only watched hobbits and u thing that is lotr sad....
>>70862981
Because showJaime ignores the death of his daughter to go to the Riverlands to pick up his book plot instead of marching on Dorne (does it even exist in the show anymore?).
So we've got a dude who really loves his incest family ignoring the blatant murder of his incest daughter so he can go be honorable and diplomatic after s5 where he displayed neither of these qualities.
showJaime ignored the character development he should have gotten from s4-5 (instead of funny dorne adventures) and then immediately catches up once D&D realize everyone hated Dorne. Bad writing :(
Is Nihtsking Preston or does he have a friend do the voice?
The possibility that it's all one guy is kinda freaking me out and making me concerned for his mental health.
any leaks yet?
New thread
>>70862395
>>70862923
Im currently reading when hes meeting up with Devan and fuck that dude is awesome
>>70863103
>>anti "chosen one" prophecies
>/tv/ still delusional
Azor Jon!
>>70863063
FotR was like 99% real, only Mordor and Rivendell were partly CGI
>>70863080
>blackfish died
>implying off-screen death is actual death
who team /redjumpsuitapparatus/?
>>70863093
male claim is bigger than female.
>people are posting here right now, literally red in the face with rage
>>70863100
I know this, I just thought from the way he said it that blackfish had actually marched north, thought it might have been different in the books, thank you for replying in a non-rude way unlike that other very rude anon
>>70863104
Summer Islands=/=Sothoryos
>>70863122
Tommen sent Jaime away to save him, because he's in on his mother's plan to burn the city. Tommen is actually the most major of major players.
>>70863159
Her smile is healing.
>>70863171
Summer Islands = Caribbean
Sothoryos = Africa
O SHIT
>Promise me, Ned
>>70862535
5/10, I thought it was pretty dumb but managed to switch my brain off at the Arya scenes that took the bulk of the episode otherwise it'd be 2/10.
>become a widely hated oath breaker to save kings landing from wildfire.
>your sister-lover blows it up anyway in a fit of bitch rage
Hello Darkness my old friend...
>>70863103
>>pro "chosen one" prophecies
I'd say the Cleganebowl is the #1 prophecy, and look what happened to that. They confirmed it and canceled it in consecutive episodes.
>>70862981
He's dishonorable by still tolerating and enabling cercei's shit, not by fucking her. It's specifically the scenes with cercei that show us what a kind of person he is.
You can't just ignore those, that's saying "he's a gud boy, except when he isn't"
>>70863121
The fact that a schizophrenic autist can put together a more compelling storyline than professional television writers is concerning.
What will Chad get into next?
>>70863191
Not everything is 100% like in real life.
Summer islands are not a "colony" of people coming originally from Sothoryos.
Niggas don't get a whole continent to themselves here.
Just like Asians don't.
>>70863192
>implying she can defeat anyone with plot armor
>>70863203
Promise me, Ted.
>didn't even get Wun Wun armor or a proper weapon
>>70862901
Was this being human?
I don't want Jon as King of the Faggot North. I want Sansa to become the black queen of the North and surround herself with a massive boyharam, while bathing in the blood of young girls
>ywn feel Sansa's soft thighs tighten against your face as you bring her to orgasm, just moments before she plunges a dagger in your heart because you've served your purpose
As if life wasn't unbearable enough as it is.
>>70863228
ShowJaime is stuck between good and evil. And that makes him both interesting and realistic.
>>70863023
ya bud, it aired last weekend. sorry to spoil
>>70863266
wrong pic
>>70863268
Nigga should have a tree or something.
>>70863191
bank of bravos = jews ?
Which houses would support a Targaryen restoration (both major and minor).
>>70862395
Will Arya remove the Red Woman from her list when she finds out she resurrected Jon?
>all this "Preston" posting
I'm still not going to read your dime-a-dozen blog or watch your dime-a-dozen Youtube channel or whatever the fuck it is you do. Piss off shill. Get a real job you fucking parasite
>>70863315
Tyrells and Martells.
>>70862535
4.5/10
Cons:
-Braavos storyline confirmed completely pointless
-Siege of Riverrun confirmed generally pointless
-Waif and Blackfish go out like bitches offscreen
-Jaime still cucking for Cersei
-Weird Brienne/Jaime scene
Pros:
-Cersei continues to actually be very likable this season. Her blowing up King's landing with wildfire would be pretty great
-Mountain fatality
-Show will always be at least worth watching while The Hound is in it
-All the play within a show scenes were pretty cool and made for nice changes of pace
-Now that Dany is back maybe we can finally get out of stupid fucking Mereen
Honestly none of those useless scenes and storylines were bad in and of themselves - they were just drawn out WAY too long with minimal payoff.
>>70863085
>I think by not including him in the show they kinda spoiled that he's not the real deal and that he's irrelevant.
No. The show and the book are so different at this point, there is no possible way decisions made by the show are just 'streamlined' versions of the book.
>Same way they spoiled that Benjen is Coldhands
Martin has said that Benjen isn't coldhands.
>>70863311
Rothschilds, yes
>>70863315
At this point probably most will apart from the Lannisters
>>70863342
Preston is literally /got/'s boy
>>70863122
Yes, leak from ep 10
>>70863311
Renaissance Venice, actually.
>>70863311
Renaissance banks were located where? Even if you'd fail at history, you could have at least watched Da Vinci's Demons, this is /tv/, dammit.
>>70863192
people haven't been making enough waif exploitables
Jon's about to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpegFVRxarI
>>70863315
dorne, after this season tyrells, and again after this season all of the north.
>>70863365
>wearing a t-shirt
>>70863371
civvenricodandolo.jpg
>>70863351
because martin is the type of guy who'd totally spoil it to anyone right?
>>70863292
>ShowJaime is stuck between good and evil.
He isn't though. By reassuring cercei every time, he's not only failing to take responsibility, but basically expressing that they did well and should keep going just like that.
Just like he tried with bran, there's no doubt he would kill dozens of children if it was opportune.
>>70863346
Targaryen restoration undermines all the effort the Tyrells put into the Lannister alliance
It's really only the Martells and maybe the Greyjoys under Euron
>>70863383
>people
I'm literally the only one who's been making them ;_;
>>70863355
so starks are russian and lanisters are british, iron island are vikings so where are germans ?
>>70863355
>who are the medicis?
>>70863358
Shut the fuck up with the attempts at endearment. It's not cute.
It's advertising, plain and simple.
Could somebody post the Ygritte pissflaps image?
>>70863371
So yes.
Will Arya remove the Red Woman from her list when she finds out she resurrected Jon?
>>70862565
>aftereffects
wow, so the show really has taken a quality dip
>>70863420
don't ban evade
>>70863292
showJaime is stuck between either inconsistent writing or actual an actual mental disability. It has been weeks? months? since Cersei did a public walk of shame but I guess Jaime never really thought about what that means.
showJaime also quickly forgets about his dead daughter, but I guess that's because Dorne doesn't real anymore.
>>70863409
And I'm one of the few saving them
>>70863413
Sorry
>ITT all this bitching and moaning yet they still watch the show
If only there was a way to stop it....hmm...
>>70863410
Starks are Celts (First Men), Andals like the Lannisters are Anglo-Saxons
>>70863410
targaryens fit
Oh shit waddup.
>>70863135
Honesty Jon is a pretty shitty chosen one. Then again grum likes to break tropes so here is our Aragorn weak, unloved, not particularly skilled or competent, and with few allies.
>>70863122
Final shot of the entire series leaked!
>>70863383
I had a dream last night after I was the episode that the waif was deciding whether or not I should die but she was a bureaucrat and had to go through several series of paperwork to decide my fate. It was so boring that I woke up.
>>70863400
It wasn't some public PSA announcement, it was an accidental leak of his notes
>>70863382
yeah venice is first to use banks but they didnt control events with money that is the difrence u are living in the dark
>>70863455
oh shit, here come dat soph
>>70863404
And in other moments, like when meeting Brienne, he seems like a different person. And that's what people are like: moody.
>>70863315
>>70863346
>>70863357
>>70863394
What would it take for the Lannisters to swear fealty? Or will their entire lineage be extinguished?
>>70863437
What if Jaime has no idea about the slut walk? He wasn't there, and cersei had the mountain cut everyone down who talked about it.
>>70863448
The Lannisters are mixed Andals and First Men though. Their founder Lann the Clever was First Men. The Arryns are the purest Andal family.
>>70863455
how u make text in black box?
>>70863465
>Meera
>surviving till the end
>>70863442
>ITT all this bitching and moaning about a thread on a Persian carpet weaving forum
If only there was a way to stop it....hmm...
>>70862493
it's mason, newfag
>>70863448
celts remaind me of children of the forest whit runes and no writing
>>70863506
everyone? damn king's landing must be a fucking ghost town
>>70863487
I watched the episode*
>>70863440
and I love you for it
>>70863502
jon would need someone who can trust in the lannisters. there is only one, tyrion. protect him and kill the rest.
Are Missandei and Greyworm the most boring cucks in the series?
Has almost every Mereen scene been filler so far?
>>70863448
CotF are celts dipweed.
>>70862581
>Edmure
>saved
You mean the perfumed faggot who gave up his ancestral home and ordered his uncle over to the Freys for endless torture so he could live a carefree and luxurious life at Casterly rock with his wife he dearly loves (who he spent about 90 minutes with)?
That fucking Edmure?
Yeah, nah, yer a cunt, m8.
>>70863437
They also forgot about Joffrey, so what? You're just looking at shit more critically than before, that's all.
>>70863420
>>70863529
what if it told you, runes ARE writing
>>70863515
Is Aemon the only character to die of old age in the books or the show?
>>70863515
no bully
>>70863559
CotF are pikeys
>>70863551
Most of the scenes have just been to remind us that these characters exist. Also normies love all the characters in mereen
>>70863551
They need to keep them on though to satisfy the show's black viewers:
https://twitter.com/hashtag/demthrones?lang=en-gb
>>70863268
Why don't they just cover that cunt in chainmail and fashion a club for him out of a tree or something? Hell, boiled leather scaled to his height would be thick enough to make him impervious to arrows and swords.
Something that big is capable of breaking an army single handed if armed and armoured.
>>70863489
and? agian, why would he say yes to the leaks?
>>70863501
>moody
I think written inconsistently is the term you were looking for.
>>70863420
Hey Bradamante, aren't you ban evading right now?
>>70863573
Fuck that guy.
>>70863442
>If only there was a way to stop it....hmm...
>stop watching a show when your 6 season in.
>>70863594
>boiled leather scaled to his height would be thick enough to make him impervious to arrows and swords
kek. Yeah, just Ctrl-A, Ctrl + mousewheel forward that shit.
>>70863575
i would belive u but u cant write a sentence with runes it is used for trade not writing ...
>>70863541
Doesn't take a lot of gruesome deaths to shut up the rest, I'd imagine.
>>70863220
That will surely start his redemption arc.
Will Arya remove the Red Woman from her list when she finds out she resurrected Jon?
>>70863580
Hoster Tully was pretty old
Daily reminder that Bradamante does what he does only for two things
He wants to be the Marcus/Jonautist of Season 6, so we'd totally talk about how he crashed /got/, how """LEGENDARY""" he was, how big of a name he is
or
Pure unadultered autism
>>70863567
Forgot? The whole reason Cersei's so protective of Tomtom in the first place is because she doesn't want any more dead kids. And Jaime didn't care at all in the books, because at that point he was disenfranchised w/ Cersei and had never got to be involved in their lives.
>>70863649
she isnt on the list
>>70863611
If you prefer simplistic characters...
>>70863639
There's this innovative new materials technology they only just invented 10,000 years ago anon, cutting edge stuff but they're calling it 'layering'.
>>70862535
2/10
there were so many questions, so many hopes and D&D just shat in our mouths.
This show was the litmus test to see how good D&D are at writing, and they're showing their complete utter indeptitude
>>70863671
Who?
>>70863681
She is in the show.
For taking Gendry away.
>>70863649
No, because she's evil. There are no good gods in this fantasy universe and the lord of light's terrible magic will soon manifest itself in her somehow
>>70862535
second worst episode of the series
>>70863671
Except the Jonsa autist is the one who crashed /got/, he practically killed the threads for hours
>>70863592
>Dany walked up in there in like damn I've been gone for 5 minutes and y'all have torn up the damn house
That was kinda funny, but goddamn I'm surprised this shit isn't posted with even a silver of irony.
>>70863671
Jonautist is still here. And if anyone gets us banned this year, it'll be Jonsa Autist.
>>70863487
Jesus fucking Christ I hate dreams like that. I had a dream like that once a about a girl I liked. She made me do dumb shit like take DUI tests over and over again (stand on one foot, walk this line, say the alphabet backwards) and each time wasn't quite good enough for her to go on a date with me. Yes, she was sitting behind a desk the whole time as well.
>>70863671
literally who
>>70863684
I don't and that's why I don't like show Jaime.
>>70863560
You're right, I much prefer the hypothetical perfumed faggot who agreed to die and have his son murdered so his delusional old gloryhound cunt of an uncle could live out his Butch Cassidy fantasies via the death of several hundred kinsmen and STILL lose his ancestral home.
>>70862682
you forgot his and every other main character's biggest ally
>Deus X. Machina
>>70863710
sadly, we're in one now
>>70863671
He just needs the (you)s. Its like crack for him.
>>70863710
We see you tripautist
>>70863713
That stream is the gift that keeps on giving, anon: if they're right, they're right and if they're wrong, they're usually also funny.
>>70863645
Like Kevan and the High Sparrow who Jaime had firsthand contact with and was demanding answers for the reason why HS had fucked everything up?
Damn Cersei must be intimidating to ensure neither of them tell Jaime anything
>>70863702
whats the worst
>>70863723
>>70863693
OH IT SHOWS ANON
IT SHOWS
>>70863698
well then arya will turn red whore into kebab
its D&D i wouldnt be supriesd
>>70863710
>>70863714
>implying
I already said last night I'd stop posting that shit since I managed to get brad banned. So I'm good now.
And I didn't crash shit, brad reported everyone and got thread deleted even though it was near bump limit, I just made another thread to piss him off and cause some people mentioned they didn't want to post in his thread
Is Tirion able to produce children?
No bastards were ever mentioned, so I guess not?
>>70863702
Whats the first?
Fucking cuck posting stupid fucking wildfire shop job.
>>70863781
thank jonautist
>>70863781
>I just made another thread to piss him off
So you're shitposting and trying to get /got/ kicked off of /tv/ again
Autist
>>70863671
>bradamante
he's still around, eh? funny thing about tripfags, they're so easily to filter. They roll in here all "look at me, i'm the next in a long line of smug tripfags" and all you have to do is go "hey thanks for the name, into the filter it goes"
It's like they don't ever account for how easy it is to shut them down.
>>70863592
what is this
>>70863792
>>70863766
Sand Snakes trying to kidnap Myrcella
Unbent, Unbent, Unbroken or something like that
>>70863685
What about the innovative new technology known as 'needing a fuckhuge amount of raw materials and processing materials'?
And that's if you can get the fucker to stand still while a bunch of dudes strap the thing on to him. Ser Patrek of King's Mountain might be able to tell you about that.
>>70863789
coitus interruptus
>>70863781
based jonsa poster
>>70863810
Not trying to get /got/ banned, just thought people should have a choice other than an early thread made by an autist who keeps putting the wrong backlink
>>70862810
>implying their weapons can penetrate his plot armor
>>70863812
he removed his trip, he's with us here anon
>>70863853
>Not trying to get /got/ banned
You are though
Thread wars are half the reason /got/ was deleted last time
Remember everybody it's jonsa autist's fault when /got/ gets deleted
>>70863850
that's Ygritte though
>>70863822
It's a GoT discussion purely for members of the African American community. It's great stuff, anon.
>>70863850
That's Ygritte though
>>70863710
>>70863714
The War of the Five Autists (2015)
Marcus- Joffrey Baratheon
Maisiefag- Renly Baratheon
Jonautist- Stannis Baratheon
Filterfag- Balon Greyjoy
Frogfu- Robb Stark
A Feast for Faggots (2016)
Jonautist- Stannis Baratheon
Jonsa Autist- Tommen Baratheon
Bradamante- Euron Greyjoy
Preston- Aegon Targaryen
>>70863850
Samefag
>>70863812
No, Brad also drops his trip to shitpost like here >>70863420 or like we saw last night >>70863573 and he was frequently drops it to make early thread with backlinks only to his own threads
>>70863592
>Niggatwitter is smarter than writers for a show that takes millions to make each episode
>>70863882
Are you literally me?
>>70863850
I just can't see it. Sansa wouldn't be with someone close to her age or younger, and definitely not someone short. Sansa would go for a real man who is rough and grizzled. Someone likeJeor
>>70863465
Pineapple that was promised
>>70863906
It's not being stupid. It's just not giving a fuck
>>70863906
The experts have spoken:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/2016/06/15/should-arya-have-died-of-her-injuries-on-game-of-thrones-medical/
>>70863882
>>70863893
we see you
>>70863898
Stannis cultist detected
>>70863877
I'm not even gonna bother making another thread when there already is one anymore m8, so you don't have to worry.
And it took an awful lot of thread wars between Marcus and Jonautist to get it banned, not to mention the threads were dead as fuck and frequently died and just drifted down and down till they archived before reaching bump limit..
>>70863930
This is a brad thread
>>70863830
>Can equip an entire army
>Can't armour one giant
Pretty sure the Night's Watch must have a bunch of shit just laying around in storage from when they used to be bigger. If they can't, I struggle to believe none of the nobles they've got supporting them can afford fucking leather.
>if you can get the fucker to stand still while a bunch of dudes strap the thing on to him
He's clearly intelligent, I don't imagine it'll be that hard to convince him to sit on a rock for twenty minutes while you turn him into an unstoppable killing machine.
>>70863963
yes it is.
>>70863963
Who gives a shit, it has the right backlink at least
>>70863963
>>70863977
>correct backlink
I don't think it's him
>>70863963
>>70863977
At least he's linking to the actual previous thread.
His habit of making a thread when we could still be going fine in this one is still autistic though.
>>70863952
what kind of rag cites redditors as source?
>>70862535
Good points
>Based Hound
>Based BWB
>Based Mountain
>Slavers finally sieging Mereen
>Shits about to go down in Kings Landing
>Radmure
Bad points
>Mereen LE WITTY DORF filler
>Daenarys ex machina
>MAGIC COCK
>"I DO EVERYTHING FOR CERSEI FUCK HAVING MORE THAN 1 DIMENTION" - My favourite character
>Freerunning Arya with confetti for intestines
>Kindly man accepting all of this bullshit and allowing her to walk away with all of their secrets
>Brienne still not dead
3/10 being generous here
>>70863970
the clothes wun wun is already wearing is probably untanned animal hide about 5 times thicker than normal wilding garments
I doubt any sword is getting through
just the ballistas he needs to watch out for
>>70863898
>Preston- Aegon Targaryen
>not SweetRobin
>>70863963
>>70863977
fuck the two of you
I'm not Brad nor Jonsa autist
NEW THREAD
>>70863910
>>70863910
>>70863910
>>70863910
>>70863910
NEW THREAD
>>70864051
Apologies lyannaposter.
The whole making it right around 310 thing triggered my autism detector.
You're cool.
WHEN IS THE BOOK COMING OUT HOLY SHIT GRRM WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>70864256
He's subverting the hackneyed and discredited trope of finishing things.
>>70863632
That's implying the show just started declining, when in fact it started in season 4 (although it had good moments)
>>70862581
Is it wrong I want Jaime to slaughter everyone
