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>>70862395
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AZOR JON
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stannis
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>>70863947
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I wish I was as important as Bradamante.

Dude gets mentioned by name on every thread, on an anonymous image board. How fucking cool is that?
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>no Jonsa in OP
shit thread t b h
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>>70863910
Reminder that Catelyn is narrating the TOJ scene in episode 10
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For Rickon
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PROMISE ME, ME
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>>70863910
Reminder stannis is alive and currently spending his time with one of the northern clans.
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>turn on TV
>see frogfu gag and cry dressed like a maid
I'll take that as a sign.
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>>70863971
He's a fucking annoying cunt desu
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>>70863952
>Expert
>Some redditor claiming to be a medical professional

Even sadder that this is what counts for journalism these days.
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"And now it begins" - /Highgarden/ master plan
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after the wildfire
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>>70864018
You what now
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>>70863910
>"FOOTHA DOOZ ET ENDZ?"

>"YEZETENZZZZ"

>"Time to go"

>"FOOKYA YA BUS COONT WOOTZ IN DET TOWAH?"

from: deleted scene
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>>70863991
for what purpose
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>>70864072
no
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WOSSAMEAN
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>>70864049
Literally what
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First for Baelish getting killed by Salsa ala Cersei style

Remember guys: Girrrrll Powerrrr
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Preston
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>>70863971
use a tripfag and be as annoying and baiter as he is, also shitpost all day long every day on /got/ for more than a year , and one day people will say your tripcode too
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>>70864072
yes
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FROM THE DUSTY MESA
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>>70864072
Yes. Keep posting.
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>>70864072
No you're overdoing it today.
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>>70864042
Isn't wildfire supposed to be so clingy and burn so hot that it would leave no trace? I doubt even this much of the throne room would be standing if it was wildfire
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>this season
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BOBBY B ROYALE DECREE UPDATE WHEN?
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>>70864070
No idea but it was leaked by the same guy who leaked that jon returns in episode 2 and that hold the door happens in episode 5
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>>70864089
Reminder that Salsa has to marry Baelish in return for him getting her the vale support, and gets to put his littlefinger in her every night.
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>>70864106
One true bog devil
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>>70864120
>this season

It's been a fucking disaster.
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>>70864125
boar accident
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What did she mean by this
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>>70863971
Bradamante pls stop
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>>70864153
terrible shoop
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>>70864120
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>>70863968
Why is everyone so bad at keeping secrets in GoT?

EVERYONE knows not to trust Littlefinger
EVERYONE knows Loras and Renly were gay
EVERYONE knows Cersei and Jaime were fucking
EVERYONE knows Ramsay killed his dad
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OUT OF THE WAY, BRAAVOSI FUCKING SHITS
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>>70864153
That she's crazier than Azula
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What's the worst possible thing D&D can still do this season?
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Is he actually ever going to do something worthwhile or is he just going to fart about King's Landing for the rest of his days, the big Summer Island pussy?
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>>70864176
(farts)
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>>70864118
bruh that is solid rock, nothing can fully destroy that
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>>70863971
Who?
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>>70863992
>yfw Jon solos the bolton army
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>>70864143
Reminder that Salsa will doublecross Littledick and refuse to marry him after he helps win Winterfell
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>>70864177
not to mention EVERYONE KNOWS JON SNOW DIED AND IS RESURRECTED, AND THEY'RE COOL WITH THAT

that is the only explanation as to why they're okay with the lord commander of the night's watch abandoning his post to fight a war...that, or they just don't care. which is awful storytelling
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>>70864196
Literally who?
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>>70863971
literally who?
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Bend the knee for Stannis, rightful husbando and protector of /got/
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>>70864184
rip waiffu
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>>70864153
>I posted it again XD

Can someone post the 'approved /got/ memes as per King robert's decree'?
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>Play Aegon I
>Conquer Westeros myself, get nicknamed "The Hammer of the Eyrie" because of the assraping I gave the Vale.
>Don't convert to the Faith of the Seven and keep the dynasty full on wincest
>Launch a conquest to take Yi-Ti
>War lasts about 20 fucking years, literally have to face armies 100k strong.
>Become Emperor of Yi-Ti
>Give my 2nd oldest son Yi-Ti to rule as my vassal and keep the slant eyes in check under a Targaryen.
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>>70864082
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>>70864038
Whats the next step in Hoegardens master plan?
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>>70864234

Well he died, fulfilling his contract to the night's watch, and then he killed the leaders of his opposition before departing
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>>70864120
Next episode is 55 minutes of Dany, Tyrion, and Missworm chatting and joking around while they look out a window the audience cannot see.

They occasionally interject their bantz with exclamations of "WOW" "Did you see that ship get destroyed?" "Your dragons are incredible" etc. before a messenger comes in, explaining that Jon Snow, The Prince Who Was Promised, won a victory over world-renowned villain Ramsay Bolton in the North.

Dany gasps and makes a 3 minute speech explaining her intention to go help her cousin Jon Stargaryen before the episode ends with Tyrion remarking that Grey Worm has no cock.
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What happens if Cersei publicly declares that Tommen is an incest bastard? Who would get the throne then?
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>>70864184
Shoop this onto an old grandma advertising sex with mature women. That's literally the Queen's face in bed.
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>>70864176
>Varys is a secret Targ sympathizer who wears clothes that resemble dragon scales

D E E P A S F U C K
E
E
P
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>>70864227
Reminder that Salsa's not smart enough for that. She has to fuck an old man for a few years, then after giving birth to some sons gets her throat cut.
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>>70864258
wrong board
>>>/vg/
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>>70864266
crashing my dick
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>>70864234
How would everyome know that? They weren't there. They probably just think it was an elaborate chuckle by the NW
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>>70864258
what game is this? been wanting to get into grand strategies lately.
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>>70864281
>Targ
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>>70864042
What is this from?!
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>>70864177
everyone who? the viewers?
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>>70864312
A tv show called Game of Thrones you fucking retard.
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>>70864266
Teaming up with Varys and the Dornish army and crushing the Faith and the Lannisters with no survivors
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>season 1
>every was scared shitless of the targs coming back with a dothraki army

>season 2
>nobody gives a shit about the targs outside of the greyjoys, despite having all the dothraki, unsullied, and second sons armries, along with 3 dragons.
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>>70864312
S2 finale
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OFFICIAL LIST OF ACCEPTED AND BORDERLINE NON-AUTISTIC SHITPOSTING AS PER KING ROBERT'S REQUEST

>/Highgarden/ posting
>Radmure posting
>Mace posting
>Lyanna Stark (Ozge/kaya/ashara-anon all welcome)
>Stannis posting
>Jon posting
>Preston posting
>Bran the God posting

ifyou dont see your name here, your memes are fucking cancer
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>>70864290
How new are you.
ck2 posting on /got/ has been a thing for years.
>>70864308
Crusader kings 2
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>>70864266
This is Hollywood speak for

>"LOL I HATE YOU I HATE YOU LOLOL!!"

>"LOL I CAN'T FUCKING STAND YOU EITHER LOLOL!!"

>"OMG OMG OMG FUCK YOUR MOTHER LOL"
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>>70864312
which organ are you using while watching this? your asshole?
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>>70864345
>ck2 posting on /got/ has been a thing for years.
Lol no

Only one autist posts about it, and that autist is you

Now fuck off back to /v/
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>>70864285
Littlefinger always dicks Sansa in my A Game of Thrones mod games for Crusader Kings II. It is known.
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>>70864339
*season 6
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>>70864314
It's common knowledge across the realm that Renly and Loras were gay even though apparently being gay is a crime punishable by death.

Umber and the Northern lords are very happy to hear that Ramsay is an insane kinslayer. What better man to defend them against zombie Jon Snow?
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>>70864339
noone cares about targs after tywin died
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>>70864344
What's Bran the God?
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>>70864042
Source of .webm?
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>>70864109
kyo
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>>70864177
>EVERYONE knows not to trust Littlefinger
Starks apparently don't
>EVERYONE knows Cersei and Jaime were fucking
Stannis told literally everyone.
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>>70864176
>>70864281
Eunuch = Targaryan Support
CIA = Stark Support
(Fart) = Lannister Support
Like ancient pottery
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>>70864308
Crusader Kings 2

Game of thrones Mod
http://www.moddb.com/mods/crusader-kings-2-a-game-of-thrones-ck2agot
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>>70864349
why did she lean in to kiss then
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>>70864314
No, Renly straight up says that everyone in King's Landing knows not to trust Littlefinger.
Several characters that didn't know in the book mysteriously found out that Loras and Renly were gay when that was so vague and hidden in the books that readers didn't even immediately know. The Umbers didn't just instantly know how Roose died but they were okay with it.
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>>70864384
why are you here if you are not watching the show?
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>>70864360
:^)
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>>70863910
Based Jon's birthplace thread, thank you OP. And thank you >>70863923 Jonbro.
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>>70864266
I love how she instinctively goes in for the kill. Seems like a really fun people to hang out with. Probably an excellent wingman and hopefully a pityfuck after I fail again ;_;
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>>70864193
More Dany and her Mary Sue powers
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Is there a more useless house?
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>>70863923
How Azor will Jon be when he finds his real dad's faggoty harp in his mom's tomb?
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>>70864439
I bet you'll enjoy praying with her
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>>70864184
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>>70864360
What kind of cuck doesn't play paradox games?
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>>70864301
No one knew he even died, no ravens were sent to inform anyone and Alliser probably wanted to kill Jons friends before making a move like saying Jon was killed be wildlings as an incentive to get the Boltons to help massacre the wildlings.
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>>70864472
rhaegar was the rock star of his time.
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>>70863971
Bookfags cant stop mentioning book only characters... no one cares

Also I've never seen anyone discuss him so cant be that "fucking cool"
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>>70864344
So no Mature Men?
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Sooooooooo I’m just talking out my ass here but could it be possible that the Martells show up in Westoros, fuck the Faith up since they want the Lannisters for themselves.
and well im even more sorry for this but maybe since all royal Martell men are dead, bastards and homosexuality are accepted in Dorne so maybe there will be a wedding soon?
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>>70864193
Have Varys go to the sneks
That is where I will lose all faith in the show
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PATRICIAN

>Targaryen Dynasty, pre-rebellion
+ Valyrian aesthetics
+ Two Valyrian steel swords
+ Fucking huge family, always got heirs
+ Fucking cultured
+ Speak Common Tongue and High Valyrian
+ For around 150 years, fucking dragons
+ Then we've got fucking wildfire
+ GOAT Kingsguards
+GOAT small councils
+ Most gorgeous queens
+ Incest whenever we want
- The Citadel don't like you
- The Faith doesn't like you
- Inbreeding leads to psychos

IMPRESSIVE

>Robert Baratheon
+Victory by conquest, don't even need dragons
+BASED Stark+Arryn+Tully+Lannister alliance
+Sensible Jon Arryn Hand
+Pretty good small council
+Beating Ironborn shits no problem
+Loved by many
+Peacetime reign
+ Tourneys and feasts all the time
- Holy fuck DEBT
- Kingsguard is SHIT
- Don't trust Littlefinger
- Don't trust Varys
- Don't trust the Lannisters
- You're a cuck and your heirs aren't your kids

>Seven Kingdoms pre-conquest
+ Age of Heroes!
+ Building GOAT castles
+ Having tales told about you
+ Nights Watch is flourishing
+ Everyone is famous
- Always at war
- Small kingdoms
- Weakness to dragons

OKAY
>Joffrey Baratheon
+GOAT Tywin Hand
+Court is always entertained
+Lannister dollars
+Lannister aesthetics
+GOAT Tyrell alliance
+Two Valyrian steel swords
+BTFOing Starks and Tullies and Stannis
+Small Council is good
-Kingsguard is even worse
-Everyone hates you
-You're a psychopath
-Your council is plotting against you
-Riots and shit
-At war with like four kingdoms
-Don't trust Littlefinger
-Don't trust Varys

>Tommen Baratheon
+Kingsguard is a bit better
+Tyrells and Kevan helping stabilise
+War is calming down, peace returning
+Patrician queen
+Fucking kittens
+A Valyrian steel sword
+You're not insane or hated
-Cersei running shit
-Small Council is horrible
-You're 8
-I reiterate, Cersei is running things, she is regent
-Faith Militant fucking shit up big time
-No more Lannister dollar
-Your succession is in danger, heir is unclear
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>>70864360
not true, he isn't me
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>>70864480
if that's what it takes
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>>70864460
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>it's a Arya is fine so the last episode was pointless episode
>it's a "your anus smells like a pussy" episode
>it's a Tyrion, Greyworm and Missandei make me want to kill myself episode
>it's a Riverrun arc ends in a convenient way and Jaime gets no development episode
>it's a Arya just walks away from the FL with no consequences episode
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>>70864234
They don't have a reason to behead him, they know what he's going to do and no one there wants to help or atack him and Sansa.
When he wins agains't Ramsay, they will not care anyway because he's their king.
Very important to note that people can get out of the watch if a king or important lord wants them out, Stannis was going to do it, Tommen did it with Jaime, and the people will do it with Jon IF Robb didn't do it himself before dying.
Of course D&D are hacks and didn't even try to make it clear, but the explanation is still there.
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>>70864460
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>>70864460
Florent.

B-rate house that served a B-rate claimant.
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PRETTY GOOD FOR A PRETENDER

>Renly Baratheon
+ Chivalrous as fuck
+ Fucking huge army
+ Based Stormlands+Reach alliance
+ Willing to ally with the Starks
+ Witty bastard
+ Loved by the realm
+ Patrician wife
+ Boipucci on the side
+Fancy Kingsguard
- Ignoring the law blatantly
- Hard to make heirs
- You're a Tyrell puppet
- Weakness to shadow magic

>Daenerys Targaryen
+Bloody conqueror, proven track record
+Martells want to suck your dick
+Ironborn want to suck your dick
+Top elite eunuch army
+Sellswords always turning to you
+3 huge dragons
+Based advisors
+ Kingsguard in the making
+Fuck whoever you want
- You burn people alive too much
- Half the world away from Westeros
- Too much time in Slaver's Bay
- keep banishing your good advisors
- acting like a teenage girl
-gonna bring a savage horde in

>Aegon Targaryen
+ Greatest sellsword company on your side
+ GOAT advisors and tutors
+ Really good claim
+ Rekking Stormlands
+ Elephants and shit
+Based Varys rooting for you
-You're probably a red herring
-Probably not even a real Targ
-You don't have dragons

>Euron Greyjoy
+Dragonbinder
+Huge fleet
+Been to Valyria
+Fucking magic
+VALYRIAN STEEL ARMOR
-Anime villain

PRETTY SHIT PRETENDER

>Stannis Baratheon
+Rightful claim
+Honest right hand man
+Saving the North
+Good commander
+Have fire magic
+Dutiful as fuck
+The Nights Watch is chill with you
-No castle
-No Kingsguard
-No throne
-Nobody likes you
-Advisors are mostly shit
-Fucking Florents
-Your red witch is flaky
-Keep getting BTFO
-Only heir in danger of BBQ
-You burn people alive too much
-Autistic

>Robb Stark
+You win lots of battles
+Riverlands alliance
+Fucking direwolf
-Fucking idiot
-Untrustworthy bannermen
-Untrustworthy best friend
-Untrustworthy mother
-Untrustworthy penis
-Shit politics
-Shit advisors
-Sworn shields can't do shit
-Lose your kingdom

>Balon Greyjoy
+Lots of ships
-Succession is fucked up
-Your invasion is retarded
-Strategy is retarded
-Refusal of alliance is retarded
-Bridges
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>>70864460
There's House Codd.

Former thralls on the Iron Islands. Their words are Though All Men Do Despise Us and their sigil is pic related.
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>>70864492
Adults don't play video games
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>>70864360
Actually he's right, it's been a thing for years.
Annoying as fuck but it's not new
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>>70864492

Solaris is a disappointment, also my pc keeps restarting after playing it, so it has some serious bug issues.

>>70864511
This would be awful. I hope he's actually abandoning mother of dragons though
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>>70864234
>they just don't care. which is awful storytelling

He's already let wildlings past the Wall in violation of his vows, why would him also leaving his post matter? Fucker's already an oathbreaker, why he's at Bear Island or Deepwood Motte and asking for that Lord's help is the only pressing issue
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>>70864360
So how does it feel being retarded?
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>>70864548
>Video Games not acceptable for adults
>Watching fantasy television series is
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>>70864548
No, apparently they whine on Turkish knitting forums about how triggered vidya makes them. Real mature douchebag.
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>>70864587
>In violation of his vows
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>>70864583
Based
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>>70864516
>Tommen Baratheon
>+Kingsguard is a bit better
who?
literally who is his kingsguard?
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>>70864583
these are umbers man in the front line , but then they stop and and join Jons side confirming the ruse

i want to believe
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>>70864625
Loras and Balon Swann join his Kingsguard
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I want Podrick to fuck my ass all night
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>>70864627
Rickon dies

get over it
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>>70864548
>tips
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>>70864153

Nothing, bitch
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>>70864518
Not sure what's worse for poor Shireen, being sacrificed or being BLACKED.
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>>70864627
they murdered Rickon and Osha
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>>70864655
loras is not a kingsguard in the show.
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>>70864655
They can't make up for the loss of Jaime.
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>>70864656
calm down, bronn
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>>70864674
I rather burn myself than burn coal.
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>>70864625
Based Tier
Loras
Balon Swann

Good Tier
Arys (dead)

OK Tier
Trant

Bad Tier
Blount

Abomination Tier
Robert Strong
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>>70864583
>I-It's totally not L-LOTR guys
>It b-breaks tropes guys


>2 midgets (Jon and Tyrion) save the world from an evil force
>The kingdom get's it's rightful ruler (Dany)
>All mystical creatures die in the end

How is this literally not Lord of the rings?
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>>70864685
yes i know that. balon swann doesn't exist in the books either.

in case you didn't realise, the post you're replying to is about the Books, since they mention things like Aegon.
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They are going to kill him aren't they?
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>There are ways of telling whether someone's a bitch, Kingslayer
*smirks* oh are there? Oh well, tell me, Blackfish
>Tell me, what do you do with bitches?
fuck them
>and what do you fuck, apart from bitches?
more bitches..
uh.. whores?
>Good. now, tell me, why do we fuck whores?
...for pleasure?
>Good. so how do you tell whether your bitch is a whore
well for one, she oughta fuck good
>But can you not also fuck like a whore without being a bitch?
hmmm
>tell me, do whores sink in water?
No. they float
>What else floats in the water, Kingslayer?
Bread
Apples
Very small rocks
Cider
Gravy
Cherries
Mud
Churches
Lead
Me
>..Exactly. So, logically
If the whore weighed as much as me... then she's a bitch
>And therefore..
uh. i-i'm also a bi-
>Thats right Kingslayer, you're a fucking bitch.
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>>70864712
you think about this too much, are you gay?
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>>70864502
Jon doesn't know that. He will see faggoty harp and only faggoty harp.
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>>70864715
boobs
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>>70864546
From what little we see of House Codd, they'd probably be fan favorites if they were major characters.
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>>70864587
This. The lords just assume Jons some oathbreaker.
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>tee hee hee hee
What did she mean by this?
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ep 10 leaks
varys in dorne which is in civil war, most of the sand snakes are dead
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>>70864344
what about Ollies mum posting?
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>tfw no fan service episode of hound/bronn team just slaughtering people while calling them cunts

how can life be this unfair
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>>70863971

I have learned about this faggot this morning, when some retard got so butt hurt about him making a thread, that he made his own and mod deleted both.

I think you all should learn not to care about anonymous people.
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>>70864731
Good riddance
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>>70864757
This would be a step in the right direction 2bh
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>>70864743
T-thanks grum
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>>70864755
Wine gets her tipsy. Greyworm should hit that.
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>>70864733
what is this post?
Stinks of /redit/
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>>70864738
Cuck detected.
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>>70864763
Haha xD this would be awesome and totally epic
*throws money at screen*
Upvoted!
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>>70864545
>-Untrustworthy penis
To think, if it weren't for that half of the bad shit in the books wouldn't had happened.
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>>70864757
Don't forget Olenna joins them as well
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>>70864793
homosexual detected
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>>70864713
>Loras
In jail
>Trant
Dead
>Gregor
Following Cersei around 24/7

Dude has like 2 people in his kingsguard.
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>>70864545
>elite eunuch army
>elite

What are the Unsullied's great achievements so far?

They beat the idiot horsefuckers way back in history but they look pretty shit from what I've seen so far.
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>>70864774
>Targaryian
normie pls
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>>70864795
no need to be mad because your favourite characters aren't as based as bronn/hound
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>>70864795
Anon they're already riding the chicken meme. Might as well go full on pandering.
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>>70864821

Sorry bout that
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>>70864731
Nope he's the only one that can prove jons lineage. Jonsa fags BTFO
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>>70864755
>I wanna suck your grey worm
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>>70864836
??
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>>70864818
Oh you were talking about the show? There were like 4 unnamed KG in new religious armor in ep 6 or 7
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>>70864836
there is another.
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>>70864818
>>Loras
no, just wounded
>>Trant
nope
>>Gregor
idk we just met him

>being a showfag in 2016
ishygddt
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>>70864755
>If only I had benis
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>>70864755
She wants to betray Dany
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>>70864857

I never understood this. Varys and Theon are confirmed with no penis, but the unsullied, from what I understand of castration, just have no balls. They could probably still preform. Also why don't they have high pitched voices if it was done when they were children?
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>>70864857
But he has.
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>>70864856
>ishygddt
what did he mean by this?
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>I'd fuck her
Was Bronn serious? There was hardly any sarcasm in his tone.
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>>70864894
>Theon are confirmed with no penis
hello showfag
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>>70864836
>he doesn't know that Howland Reed is alive and might've joined up with the Vale army to head North if D&D want someone to reveal Jon's parentage
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>>70864845
He has the letter proving Jons targayrian heritage. Hes the only one that can say its not some forgery since reed is nowhere to be found.

LF wins again
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>>70864856
Well excuse me for not reading your fucking mind
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>>70864920

Just talking about the show, since we're on /tv/
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THIS IS THE WORST THREAD I'VE EVER SEEN

I'VE BEEN ON MANY PATROL

THIS THREAD = WORST

I REPORT YOU ALL

i make joke
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>>70864755
>>70864857
How the fuck are they gonna spin this shit?

>"b-but Missandei my love, I hath no cock"
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>>70864262
WHATHEFUCKISTHATTTT.jpg
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>>70864755
that scene was SO BAD it's not even funny
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>>70864894
Jfc you normie showfag fuck off
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>>70864910
You wouldn't?
I would
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>>70864910
But he clearly said "Ahd fook r."
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>>70864900
Source
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>>70864910
Gwendoline Christie is an attractive woman.
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>>70864930
were in /got/
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>people actually believe nikolaj secretly loves jaime x cersei

>was forced by hbo to say jaime loves brienne

>also forced to say he thinks his relationship with cersei is unhealthy

kek
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>>70864938

Sorry but I'm not gonna do that
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>>70864933
I make cock.
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>>70864222
His plot armour is so thick at this point they could have just saved the budget by making him fight alone
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>>70864931
why does he always look like he just ate some sour candy
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>>70864920
but in the books he doesn't a dick either
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>>70864849
Present Howland hasnt been cast yet
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>>70864583
Difference is Aragorn would actually stand a chance.
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>>70864894
An army consisting of life-long castrati would literally be the most useless wimpy ass beta army in the world, an army of trained women would be scarier. I can't wrap my head around just how retarded that premise is
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>>70864344
>No CIA posting
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>>70864268
Exactly this. They have the biggest show budget in the world but still lazy and cheap as fuck. Fuck you dabid
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>>70864957
He said he's not like the other unsullied and that he snuck into the army.
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>>70864926
>he trusts the "muh friend works for HBO" post

Wew lad
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>>70864993
does not change the fact that there is another.
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>>70864995
muh gud guys always win how exciting
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>>70864960
that's pretty subjective. I for one don't agree.
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>>70864971
JaimeXBrienne will be canon
filthy wincest neckbeards btfo
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>>70864089
d&d think being a STRONG womyn means manipulating men with your sexuality. just look at dany and cersei and margaery and ygritte and yara and osha and pretty much every "strong" woman that isn't brienne or olenna.

they all use sex to manipulate and the show praises them for it. sansa will end up doing the same thing, just watch.
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>>70864262
A lizard lioness
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>>70864014
pfffffffffffff
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>>70865000
>that pic
That was shopped in the first place you chode.
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>>70864992
Never confirmed

based theon is going to have seven sons after ADOS
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>>70864993
Hes not going to be. Info like that isn't going to come from some guy no one watching or on the show hasn't ever seen before. Thats not how a tv show works.
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>>70864487
Smells like pussy to me! This scene had me laughing hysterically, then you realize D&D probably do this to each other during their nightly brainstorming sessions.
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>>70864995
Not against Azor Jon.
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>>70865007
Are we talking about the books or the show now? Because i the show he mentions that he's been cut. I don't remember how it went in the books.
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>>70865012
Implying the good guys won't win eventually in GoT
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>>70864998
what if they got balls but no dick
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>>70864344
That Royal Steward guy always makes me miss comfy season 1.
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B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>
leaks pls
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>>70865045
AN DEN YOO SHUVITUP ERBUM OLE
HAR HAR HAR
*cackles
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>>70865053
confirmed to have bittersweet ending
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>Thousands of men don't need to die...only one of us"

If Ramsay STILL survives this battle I'm going to go fucking nuts. This smug fuck has more plot armor than even Tyrion.
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>>70864755
I think she pee'd on herself a little from giggling, you know girls do that once in a while, but she didn't care cause she was drunk.
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>>70864487
>>70865045
It was a pretty good "humanizing guys that might not have actually done anything bad" scene.
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WINTERFELL!
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>>70865016
I think she's attractive, but I respect your right to have a different opinion.
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>>70865050
In the books he mentions the 'fingers, toes and other parts' Ramsay took.
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>>70865080
you're a fucking idiot lmao
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/got/ general knows no OP but the OP in the basement who's name is BRADAMENTE
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>>70864460
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>>70864972
That's a real shame
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>>70864933
Kinvara fire magic and shieet
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>>70865084
Everyone's been so fucking smug lately, I can't take it anymore.
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>>70865072
DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG
KILLED LESS PEOPLE FOR THE THRONE THAN DANY WHO IS A HYPOCRITE
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Please someboy make a WEBM of the Joke scene with Tyrion, MIssandei and GW

with greyworm saying "CLEGANEBOWL WONT HAPPEN - I make joke"
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>>70865104
Okay
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>>70865090
Damn, girls are disgusting.
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who /petrol/ here
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>>70865050
When ramsay sends him to prepare jeyne, he is extra weird about it and mentions that thing
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>>70865103
Yeah we were talking about Grey Worm's brown worm
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>>70864825
literally kill yourself
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https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/4me0km/spoilers_everything_season_6_leak_megathread/d3ut1gp

Everything seems to have been correct so far
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>>70864177
>EVERYONE knows not to trust Littlefinger
except Ned and Cat and Sansa
>EVERYONE knows Loras and Renly were gay
yeah, because no one in the court suspected that. They knew but no one cared.
>EVERYONE knows Cersei and Jaime were fucking
after Stannis told everyone
>EVERYONE knows Ramsay killed his dad
yeah, a known psychopath kills his dad, his wife and a baby which was the heir of the Bolton house, totally unbelievable
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>>70865054
It's referred to as castration, no? Castration is removal of testicles
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