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>You conniving motherfucker, you cheeky little cunt.. I've been elbow deep in that fat bitch's gaping cunt for the last 12 hours, trying to figure out if she were really going into labor or she just enjoyed the company while taking a huge painful shit. THEN YOURE GONNA KILL HER? JUST LIKE THAT? fuck you m8, "HURR DURR LOOK AT ME IM A BIG BOY NOW WITH MY BIG BOY PANTS" whats babby's gonna say? "LOOK AT ME IM LORD BOLTON NOW"? What? you thought Karstark here will go "WOAH RAMSAY IS PRETTY BASED! I WOULDNT WANT TO PICK A FIGHT WITH THIS PERSON"? fucking leech, I was in there, A DOZEN HOURS! DOZEN, trying to get the stench off my nose coming from that fucking disgusting snatch, FUCK YOU RAMSAY
>>70794153
>de gay
Azor Jon
Why was his storyline trés butcheré?
kekburns represent
was is the secret of qyburn and cercei?
>>70795600
dank memes
Highgarden master plan happening next week.
Are we hype yet?
Giggly buzzed Missandei a cute.
>>70795600
wildfire
burn all of the septs. Which will end up more or less buring all of kingslanding with it.
>>70795551
is this someone trying to be funny?
>>70795600
the wildfire or Tyrion located
daily reminder the show will never try to ruse you again. There are no more underhanded schemes. Everything is as it is.
The Mountain vs 20 good men vs 62 Bear men
WHO WINS?
How will the Theon and Tyrion reunion go?
>some people think emilia clarke is a good actor
>>70795640
The Mountain
Nigga is dead already
And he ain't a whight, so fire might not even be a problem for him
>>70795649
DABID surely forgot they ever met and they will act accordingly.
>>70795649
LOL NO BENIS :DDDD
>>70795640
brienne
>>70795662
if you dont think so you're sexist
>>70795662
I doubt she's an actor m8
>Inb4 dragon burns all of the ships next week
>>70795649
>One eunuch goes one arrives lmao XDDDD
>Do you know any joke??
Reminder that Qyburn knew about the wildfire the whole time and is going to help Cersei blow up the Sept
Tyrion just asked creepy maester guy to make him some. And then a couple of days later he took him to an abandon buildings basement where there was a comical amount of the stuff.
So either he made a dickload of wildfire in just a couple of days, or creepy maester was in on the mad kings plot and just gave Tyrion one of his stashes. He just keeps them secret so no one blows up the city and he can't get rid of them on his own.
Yes I did repost it from ten minutes ago because the old thread is dying
I need the picture of Tyrion and Vaerys with the spuro heads making no Benis :DDD jokes
That scene between Radmure and Jaime was fucking based.
Doctors are supposed to take their job very seriously and treat the human body as a machine to be fixed. Pycelle is a sack of shit that uses his position to entertain his dick.
>even reddit thinks the writing is shit
Remember when people thought this was jacquen
or it was a pigs blood bladder
or syrio was gonna save her
Most of those people still think the show isn't badly written.
Reminder
another cock joke scene
another bad men meme scene
>REALISMFAGS BTFO BY SAM
>REALISMFAGS BTFO BY SAM
>REALISMFAGS BTFO BY SAM
>REALISMFAGS BTFO BY SAM
will they ever recover?
>>70795729
is this the end ?
>>70795586
kekburns
>>70795712
>DUDE I JUST WANT TO FUCK MY SISTER LMAO
>>70795640
feminism
this episode was for adults
>>70795710
>creepy maester
wasnt that a pyromancer or alchemist? not a maester AFAIk
>>70795729
Inb4 4chan now argues that the writing is good to be contrarians to the evil reddit boogeyman
>>70795729
In that case, we should immediately start praising the episode, or else we will be reddit-tier.
Amiright?
>>70795637
>>70795630
>"Dabid, what if what if DABID?!"
>"Dabid what is it?"
>"What is we bring wildfire back, those retards in front of the tv have already forgotten about it!"
>"GOOD IDEA DABID, WILDFIRE!"
you guys are literally retards
>Episode 8 is out
>STILL not even a preview of the Season 6 soundtrack or any of the track names
This is taking the piss
>>70795774
He's a big guy
>>70795712
>hey i give u food and good clothes ok
>but i put your kid on trebuchet if u dont surender ok XD
>no blackfish death scene
>replaced by 5 minutes of tyrion cringe
>reddit tier hound dialogue
>plot is going nowhere
>character arcs non-existent
>>70795551
this season has been utter dogshit.
Every single scene that doesn't involve Ser Robert Strong or last night's Lightning Lord just makes GoT worse and worse.
>>70795729
>knew there would be syrio
>waiting for salt in /asoiaf/
>deafening silence
>mfw someone literally posts "LSH was confirmed this episode"
Worst episode of the season, probably of the whole show. I know the writers had wrap subplots up before the battles in eps 9 and 10 but Jesus Christ
>Peaceful gravedigger undone in one fell swoop
>incompetent faceless men
>lol Jaime loves incest
>my lord my lord, blackfish is a retard
>Grey Worm loves Missandei filler
>Deus ex daenerys uses dragon like he's an Uber
>>70795792
i liked the song that played when coldhands saved bran and meera
shit was dank
Reminder
What was the point of Aryas plot again? What a waste of time in pentos. Or was it to learn to fight in the dark for 2 seasons
hey /got/, post the picture.you know the one
>>70795814
radmure was very good in this episode (atleast his actor)
>>70795774
i love mountain brutality
>>70795622
Next week is bastardbowl, you faggot.
KL burning is ep 10. Here's to hpoing that Cersei plays fiddle.
>>70795737
So, the reason for his continued fatness is Planetos' inherent magic?
>>70795824
kek all that effort he put into that poster
>>70795780
a split is occurring, the plebs of /gameofthrones/ are figuring it out but the autists of /asoiaf/ are still trying to support the writing
>>70795776
doktor.
doktor mengele
>>70795827
Here you go
Knights of vale will show up last minute and turn the tide.
Whats the point of watching the episode if you already know whats going to happen?
>>70795823
Yeah I thought that track was pretty good too
new king in the north confirmed.
>>70795779
There are people in the threads complaining that people who are upset are never going to be happy and should just accept the show and stop looking for things to be mad about kek
>>70795808
>replaced by 5 minutes of tyrion cringe
This shit so god awful
Whenever you hear wine being poured in, you know it's gonna be shit
Same goes for Arya scenes
I have never thought I'd say this, but what about Bran's story, at least that is pretty good nowadays
>>70795814
>meant to say no syrio
oops
>tfw Stannis is gonna show up with 100k men at the bastardbowl
>>70795892
what men?
>>70795873
stupidity never ceases to amaze and amuse me
>>70795873
>Stark
He's a Tully and she's a Frey, nice try though.
>>70795774
think about all the resources that little completely unnecessary scene takes, all the people, money, hours of work
>>70795779
It hasn't been entirely shit though, we saw a good diversity of braavosi life and some real humanity from jaime and brienne. Things tend to be exaggerated here, the writing is on par with most modern series.
>>70795700
Who cares when she got tits and ass?
>>70795901
good men
>>70795649
why is Winterfell such a shithole? After thousands of years the greatest fort in the North is mostly ruins and isn't even flagged with stone? No wonder they lost the war.
Arya will kill Frey
Arya will meet Jon and Sansa after Jon fucks ramdays smelly boypussi
Arya will kill more Bolton and Frey men
Arya will meet up with Gendry
They will fuck
>>70795873
>Tully + Frey = Stark
>>70795873
is she for real. is this some kind of shia meta humour
>>70795881
It's like people in these threads have different opinions
Shocking I know
>>70795720
he's not a doctor though? He's a maester. He might have had some working experience when he was younger, but I'm sure he hasn't practiced in a long time.
>>70795892
LET THEM COME
>>70795873
>stark
Isn't he a tully
>>70795901
wildlings
>>70795649
Will Alfie Allen's acting do a nosedive in terms of quality after he's been forced into the worst plotline in the show and forced to act with the worst overactors in the show?
Or will his acting actually improve the Dany Storyline a little?
>>70795873
even Coco the gorilla would understand the show
>>70795873
Jesus fucking normie christ
>>70795873
Being this stupid should be a crime.
>>70795823
>>70795868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pg3XPl6hLw0
>>70795712
Yep. Best part of the episode. Arya plot was retarded, Mehreen joking was ze kringe.
when is stannis coming back
>>70795947
>implying he's not getting randomly killed
>>70795873
>niggers
>>70795720
>implying that doesnt make him realistic
Will Margaery die ?
>>70795926
Winterfell, at least in the books, is a graveyard where the spirit of the Great Other was sealed underground by Bran the Builder. That's why it is called Winter FELL.
The castle and everything was built years later after the crypts.
But i guess GRRM didn't tell Dumb&Dumber about THAT.
>cleganeb owl is cancelled
>we need more danny and briennes scenes
>>70795947
if he keep up his usual level, he will simply make the others look awful by contrast, and the scenes will be weakened
>>70795873
Tully =/= Stark
you mongoloid
>>70795964
when the Night King marches south
>tfw he becomes one of the 4 lieutenants to NK since one of them got btfo by meera during the cave scene
>>70795964
when cleganebowl happens and Lady Stoneheart appears
>>70795964
soon;_;
![GameofThrones_Blackfish-535x287[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3zFuGjY.jpg "GameofThrones Blackfish-535x287[1]")
STONEHEART
>>70795901
Men from House Musgood, House Peasebury and House Haigh
Was Edmure always a cuck?
Can Jaime just want to win because his king orders it and not bring in incest lovin?
Did Blackfish really die or did he make it. Why kill him like that. Wouldnt cost any money to do a quick fight and death?
What will be the big WTF moment coming up?
>>70795943
Cersei did say something about medical problems and not allowing Pycelle to touch her.
I also remember a scene where he was telling some young girls that they can come to him anytime to get checked (or something like that) - I think it was during the purple wedding.
>>70795961
Cringey, but I did like that it opened up Grey Worm and Missandei just that little bit more.
link to next episode preview?
>>70795729
nope, read the top rated comments.
>>70795964
davos finds the remnants of shira's pyre and the burned stag
clutching the stag figurine he curses melly and he magic
out of the shadows approaches >>70795892
>lord stannis, what happened to you?
>dont call me that anymore. my name is lord stoneheart.
>we need some rope, davos. r'hllor hungers.
RIP Cleagane bowl
Commemorative thread
Pls post comfy memes
R I P
I
P
>>70794367
>>70794367
>>70794367
>>70796023
>what is youtube
What was the rumor cersei was talking about?
>>70795920
>yfw you realize it was always a body double
>>70795919
Not to mention the absolutely based Hound scenes.
>>70796023
>>www.youtube.com
Why does arya want to go home when she knows that winterfell isn't the Starks home anymore
>>70796037
>thinking cleganebowl won't happen
>thinking blackfish isn't going to become lord stoneheart
rofl
Someone explain to me why Edmure let the Freys and Lannisters into Riverrun. Blackfish was convinced he could bear the siege longer than them, and Jaime no longer has a bargaining chip in Edmure. And why was Brienne even there?
>>70795873
Also the baby was just a ruse
>>70795864
>I have an army at Moat Cailen
We've known since ep 4. Glossing over how dumb it is that the Vale Knights just occupied the main castle guarding the north, they can only be mentioned for one reason. They are coming in as the literal cavalry at the end of the battle.
Why does anyone praise this shit if it's written to obviously?
>>70795864
What's the point of living when you know you are gonna die.
Why do people act like last night's episode is some sort of huge out of character moment for Jaime
They pushed back his rejection of Cersei but besides that the siege of Riverrun happened more or less exactly as it did in the books
>>70795827
This one?
>>70795737
Jesus, what a retard.
Dragons and magic are part of mythical mediaeval folklore. Fat neckbeards stationed at a northern guardspost, where daily physical labor is a must and food is scarce is not.
>hurr durr, the show has magic, anything goes
Please, just stop, you're embarrasing yourself.
what was the point of the whole castle plot? besides blackfish's death (most people didn't even know he existed) nothing changed.
>>70795873
>have sex with girl once
>her family betrays you and massacres your family and friends at the party
>keep you prisoner for years, never letting you see the girl or your kid
>Kingslayer comes in fancy armor and gives you a bath
>decide to give up your ancestral home and only source of power your family has despite your legend uncle leading the garrison so they don't kill a baby you've never met but a bunch of liars tell you is definitely yours
The lack of consequences from disobeying guest right or kinslaying rustles my jimmies so fucking much
>>70795873
What a fucking retard ahahahaahah made me laugh loud ahahahahah
>>70796066
That sarcasm is hurtful, you know
DELET THIS
You know I usually get annoyed when people on /tv say that actresses are disgusting because of some minor flaw, but seriously what the fuck. She just keeps getting worse.
She looks like a theater mask. She looks like someone took a wax sculpture and left it in a hot car for a day. Every time I see her I just get confused.
>>70795704
off screen
>>70796085
I drew this. Anyone want more? Ideas?
>>70796048
the hound, mountain and cersei carried this episode desu
>>70796072
>dude my frey wife and little baby lol
>haha ill fucking splatter ur lil tyke if it means i can just go home and fuck my sister lmao
>rofl ok
>>70796076
writing got so bad.
they should have waited for the books and followed them.
>>70795774
Totally thouht stoneheart was going to come out of the water there
>>70796016
The don't have enough men between them to raid a pansy
>>70795873
Literally who is this?
>let Edmure in
>restrain him
>close the gate
>Freys don't have anything to bargain with anymore
>withstand the siege for two years
s i m p l e
>>70796066
GoT is like the hydra of meme theories, when they kill one someone immediately comes up with two even more retarded ones
>>70796098
i'm being serious
cleganebowl is happening but won't happen the way we think it will
blackfish's offscreen death will have some signifance, and the BwB are assumedly somewhere near to them.
Maybe they couldn't find the body because it fell in the river?
>>70795873
edmure stark you horny bastard!
>>70796089
>blackfish's death
HE FELL FOR IT, DABID!!!!!!!
HE FELL FOR IT!!!!
>>70796127
>muh honor
>he's muh lord of the castle muh lord
>>70796100
waif is way hotter
i want her to do SM with me
>all it took was Edmure ordering them to surrender
My fucking sides, who writes this shit?
When did you start skipping danyscenes, /tv/?
Personally, I started to skip them around season 3 or 4
>>70795964
Next ep should be.
>>70796127
None of the troops would have agreed to that, though.
>>70796127
I think Blackfish lost his command after the his men saw how easily he was willing to let Endure die.
>>70796019
I did contradict myself a bit by saying he's only a maester and not a doctor. They're taught how to heal at the Citadel. I'm merely assuming there are more medically aligned maesters in King's Landing.
I'm kind of an idiot.
>>70795551
And I thought Naruto had filler, the last 3 episodes have been dog shit.
>>70795990
That would suck.
>>70796100
And? What do you want them to do? Ditch her for another actor? Buy her plastic surgery?
This isn't a porn flick, you shouldn't be obsessing over looks
>>70796092
>had wedding at just the right window to get pregnant
>>70796127
>EDMURE IS MY LORD
thats the fucking kingslayer giving us our lord who was captive after the red wedding where they slaughtered us under guest right
>DUDE HONOR LMAO
Dubs announces what Ramsay has been doing to Rickon since Episode 3.
>>70796163
>Endure
dumb phoneposter
>>70795873
Wow. I bet by next season she'll be hosting a game of thrones talk show or some shit too.
>>70796172
t. retard
>>70796161
If they're that retarded they deserve to die.
>>70796112
draw CIA talking to valeboy
>>70796155
GRRM did, you retard
>>70796158
I always think of skipping them, same goes for Arya scenes
I never do , because I always hope that they will get goodthey never do
>>70796182
eating his ass tenderly
>>70796133
exactly.
"I'm too old for this shit" fun scenes with undead Blackfish and Stannis when?
>>70796182
cut his lil tinkler off
stuck it up his bumhole
turned it into a boipussi
it was all foreshadowing
>>70795941
No totally, D&D work really hard on the show and HBO spends a lot of money on it so we should absolutely just accept everything they do and if you have any criticism at all you should just stop watching. I mean what is criticism even for, it's basically just moaning amirite
>>70796182
you're mom LMAOOO
>>70796123
Well, Westeros is not the world, your grace.
We need to look east for ships and men.
>>70796155
Edmure is the Lord of Riverrun and those men were sworn to obey him
also I'm sure a lot of those men didn't want to die just so some tired old man could have his glorious last stand
>>70796182
[flaying intensifies]
>>70796158
Why would you skip them?
They're the only scenes of that show that can make me laugh out loud.
>>70796100
So when do you think she'll go in for plastic surgery to fix her face? After the show? At the very least her nose.
>>70796182
probably sucked his penis
>>70796177
I want to make fun of her appearance on a Singaporean hopscotch newsletterAnd I am
>>70796204
>>70796236
Not really a fan of the actor they replaced Conleth Hill with desu.
If tommen dies who would be next in line?
>>70796177
Kind of hard to root for someone that acts like shit, plays a shit character and on top of that, looks like a goblin.
Arya and waif are equally shitty characters, but I was rooting for the waif because Faye Marsay is a semen demon.
>>70796112
This was a Very Good drawing
Can you do a similarly Excellent drawing of the scene where Jaime and Cersei bang on top of Joffrey's corpse?
>>70796127
>but muh frey baby
>>70796182
nothing
Reminder Blackfish isnt dead, if he was that lannister soldier wouldve given jamie his sword back.
Yes Brienne gave his sword to the Blackfish.
Basically this season
>>70796182
telling him bedtime stories
So who's going to be the lord of Winterfell?
Sansa is legitimate and older than Rickon but female.
Rickon is legitimate and male but the youngest.
Jon is the oldest and male but a bastard.
>>70796018
>Why kill him like that
probably because the actor is old as shit
>>70795964
>stannis coming back
Jon would follow him and not become first king of the north and then eventually conquer the iron throne. That ain't happening.
>>70796100
She's supposed to ugly so I can live with that
>The Frey's couldn't come up with threatening his son in the years they held him prisoner
>they just threatened to kill Edmure over and over and over, probably every fucking day, to the point nobody, even themselves believed they would do it
>>70796182
eating sausage in front of him and telling him about phantom limbs
>>70796264
More like Waifu, amirite?
>tfw next two episodes are going to be 70 minutes of Dorne
Bastardbowl is delayed until next season, sorry guys.
>>70796085
This picture always cracks me up and I don't even know why. It's not even that bad a drawing compared to the original.
>>70796274
The utter fuck are you talking about?
Blackfish drew his own sword
>>70796281
Bran is the rightful Lord but Jon will unlawfully usurp him
>>70796281
Jon is going to be declared King in the North for some dumb reason
because that worked out so well the last two times they tried it, why not a third?
>>70796264
does anyone have that picture of the waif going really really fast?
I mean not normal speed, but you know super fast
>>70796288
Stop this meme, no she's not
>>70796284
>Jon
>King
He's already dead.
He's just kept alive long enough to fight off the Others
>>70796305
Have you not seen the promo my man?
>>70796191
Have anything to back up your petty insult, cunt?
>>70796318
what more can you expect from a traitor's bastard tbqh
>>70796281
Jon gets it because of plot
>>70796264
You'd be silly to think waif would end up killing Arya 'Plot Armor' Stark, that story would lead absolutely nowhere
>>70796309
He rambled something about having a proper sword to cut lannisters now. Did you even watch the scene?
>>70796281
LF is going to tell Jon that Robb legitimized him before he died. He will be king in the north.leaks say LF will give him a letter with a targaryen seal on it which wouldn't make him a stark but it would make him not a bastard. jonsa confirmed [/spoilers]
Starks: Getting fucked up shit. But Jon will make it and will be given Stark title. Arya is alive. So is Sansa. Will make it overall.
Lannisters: Going to die. Jaime will die before the end I bet. Cersie said to die before next season. Tommen dead. Entire main family dead. Tyrion hates his family now. Kevan probably dead soon too.
Freys will die from being dumb poor cunts. Wiped out soon over time.
Boltons going to die because Ramsay is shit and killed his line
>TFW Starks will somehow make it but thier enemies will end up dead, weak and gone in a few generations
wait, just listen they din't include a lady stoneheart maybe they will include a lord stoneheart, that is the blackfish, just think about it he gets killed in riverrun clsoe to a river and the brotherhood without banners is close to, just think about it d&d never were about good writing or good sense so it could happen
>>70796281
Rickon, if he is alive and not a eunoch.
>>70796264
Since when are lesbians semen demons?
>>70796332
Her book descriptions are memes now?
The assault of Mereen looked badass. It's a fucking shame they dogged it with conveniently timed Kelly C.
>>70796281
Rickon is going to give the throne to Jon and go fuck off somewhere. Sansa is going to be chief adviser or whatever
>>70796112
draw littlefinger pushing that one woman through the hole
Okay, who is going to die at King's Landing besides Tommen? I want you guys to call it NOW and if you're wrong you'll have to delete your 4chan account FOREVER.
>>70796281
Better question is who the fuck will inherit the Iron Throne after Tommen kills himslef
>>70796346
You're dumb as fuck
>>70795873
Retards like this are why the show is fucking shit now.
>>70796368
Ever since 'rape' has existed.
>>70796281
They will make it Sansa, which is why they're killing off Rickon to clear the way for her. Even though the North should hate her for marrying a Bolton.
>>70796375
DUDE DRAGONS LMAO XD
>>70796357
I just watched the scene he said "I haven't had a proper sword fight in years"
>>70796182
Anal devastation
Why is Kit and Sophie's acting getting worse as time passes?
>>70796381
Margaery
Loras
Tommen
Pycelle
Qyburn
Gregor
Cersei
Episode 9 deaths
>Rickon, Ramsay
Episode 10 deaths
>Tommen, Septa Mordane, probably High Sparrow and Lancel and a shitload of faith militants
>>70796092
The only proof that baby is legitimate is essentially the word of the Freys and Lannisters though. I actually do think that the kid is Edmure's, but he has no reason to trust them. If he simply enters Riverrun and takes up the defence with his uncle then what's going to happen, the Frey's are going to kinslay an infant that Edmure has never met by catapulting him into a wall? He's way too attached to a baby that is at best tenuously his, he's trading his family's legacy on the word of people that have a track record of duplicity and betrayal
>>70796370
>teenage girls saying mean
>"book descriptions"
Kill yourself
>>70796361
>Tommen
>Lannister
>>70796252
(you)
>>70796386
no one
people are going to re-declare themselves kings of their lands so when danny comes back she can play Aegon the conqueror
>>70796306
Yes it is
My father was a crabber.
>>70796329
pls respond
>>70796018
>implying Edmure didn't safe Blackfish and will be trying to to retake Riverrun as soon as the Lannister left
Probably gonna join Jon too. Forget previous seasons, GoT is following conventional good guy-bad guy patterns from here on.
What did the mad king mean when he said
"Burn Thu Mull" who is Thu Mull?
>>70795600
Surprised I haven't seen any cleganebowl edits of this:
>have you investigated that rumour?
>yes
>and?
>fucking confirmed
I guess the hype-train's run out of steam.
>>70796182
Serious love
>>70796322
Nice dubs
>>70796182
tickling him
>>70796417
Because of shitty writing getting shittier as time passes
Whats the point of killing rickon?
A lot of unintentional comedy in this episode.
>Hound and Beric bargaining over the three condemned
>the Arya chase
>Daenerys walking in like nothing
>>70796182
He's been fucking white sluts with Rickon.
>>70796322
you could meme this up a little you know instead of just putting the original quote in
>>70796368
>no to islamophobia
>yes to equality
>95% of muslims hate homosexuals
that's not heading in the right direction
>>70796418
Cersei will kill/burn them all? Well, at least Olenna lives.
>>70796112
Anything with more CIA
>>70796465
If Rickon is alive they can't hand Winterfell to Jon.
>>70796182
O F F S C R E E N
>>70796467
>Hound and Beric bargaining over the three condemned
>unintentional
>>70796439
>>70796158
I didn't even get a chance this week, I thought the noise outside the pyramid was the Greyjoy fleet arriving ;_;
Who here wants another gay scene with Loras?
Don't judge me please.
>>70796467
The Hound scene was meant to be funny though.
>>70796361
Jon isn't a Stark, he's a bastard, or failing that, a Targ. Arya and Sansa are women. Their children will be of the fathers' houses. Bran is a cripple and cannot have kids. Rickon is dead next episode. Benjen is still alive, but probably not into the dating scene.
Face it - the Stark line is at an end in one generation.
>>70796467
I'm pretty sure Beric and Sandor bargaining was meant to be a banter scene. Hardly unintentional.
>>70796421
Ramsay lives. We already know Jon spares his life for now.
>>70796088
Unfortunately you can't apply that logic in a talk show because it makes you sound like a boring nerd.
What the fuck was the point of writing the scene where Pod and Bronn say they would fuck Brienne? Are they just trying to make Gwendoline Christie feel better about herself? There was zero reason to bring that up. Even the scene where the Joker calls Maggie Gyllenhaal beautiful made more sense because he's meant to be fucked in the head.
>>70796182
Plotting with him to declare him the Lord of Winterfell this having a puppet lord to control The North in his name
>>70796072
Because edmure was the lord of the castle, prisoner or not. Blackfish was exactly right when he said it was Lannister orders, not edmures. Was obvious he was going to tell them to surrender, to save his kid and whatever.
>>70796417
It's hard to act proper when the writing is to shit to be believable
>>70796409
well fuck there goes my last hope of D&D making an interesting plot twist.
>>70796516
stop being an autist
>>70796403
>Even though the North should hate her for marrying a Bolton.
What kind of retarded headcanon is this? Do you think everyone in Game of Thrones is as irrational as you are and can't figure out that NOBODY has a choice as to who they marry. Men and Women alike are betrothed to marriage nice and early or in Sansa's case sheerly out of politics.
>>70796182
introducing him to 4chan so they can shitpost together
>>70796516
Death flags. Every sexist male ends up dead. Pod and Bronn won't survive the season.
>>70796487
We already know he gets shot by Ramsay next episode..
>>70796398
You're lack of any argument to the contrary belies your stupidity, so go fuck yourself.
>>70796555
CONFIRMED
>>70796417
kit's acting is pretty decent this season though
>>70796506
Rickon is riding against the Boltons on a unicorn together with Shaggydog in my head canon
>>70796047
Yeah, the nipples match across all nude scenes so it was either always the same body double or never a body double.
>>70796290
Frey's wouldn't kinslay senpai, it's not in their character
If you could watch episode 10 right now, would you seriously wait for episode 9? I know I wouldn't
>>70796580
Its not in their character, not in their culture, not in their genes.
>>70796580
Tell that to Black Walder
I'm looking for Sarah Connor
>>70796580
But betraying guest right is?
>>70796381
every named character that is not Cersei, Qyburn or the moutain
>ayyo ur sis was fine as fuck
>stfu hehe xd
>wanna see ur wife u met 1 time and kid u never see??
> ye lmfao
> nope haha
>dude my frey wife and little baby lol
>haha ill fucking splatter ur lil tyke if it means i can just go home and fuck my sister lmao
>rofl ok
>>70796515
Yeah but the VERY SAME excuse was used to explain a black Marvel nordic god (Heimdall). We can't let them get away with this shit. Magic/superpowers does not mean anything goes.
>>70796182
Literally rape
>>70796555
based Ramsay
>>70796121
lol me too
what an introduction that would've been
>>70796605
What do you think was the direction behind this scene?
>>70796594
Fook no. Bastadbowl a shit give me that ebin Dany speech
>>70796322
>Mfw I played "It's Hip to be Square" for this scene
Made the scene infinitely better
>>70796580
I can't read sarcasm but I'm assuming you're being sarcastic. They don't care about Guest-Right, it's not a stretch to kinslaying at all. Of any house in this series that hasn't actually committed Kinslaying, the Frey's are the most likely to.
>>70796555
Kek.
Are we finally ready to admit Lady stoneheart is confirmed?
>>70796182
Cutting off bits and pieces to feed them to his hounds. He also danced naked under the moon with his TWENTY GOOD MEN.
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>>70796574
>the nipples match across all nude scenes
>somebody actually took the time to line up all of her nude scenes to see if they matched
>>70796044
Also wondering this
>>70796650
most reddit picture i've seen all week
>>70796121
>>70796638
>tfw it wasn't Blackfish's corpse instead
>tfw the show is so shit now that Ramsey is unironically the best part of it
I fucking hope he kills everyone.
>>70796605
>stealthy assassins trained in illusions
>lel just make a badass little girl terminator that walks up to the target fully exposed in daylight
thank you D&D
>>70795919
and so it begins
>Roose get stabbed once-Instakill
>Arya gets stabbed multiple times- cliche chase with food carts in the way
Why is this allowed?
>>70796555
Good post
>>70796569
Yeah. Please rewatch the scene where Sansa hands him that cloak she has been working on. Terrible. Just terrible.
>>70796264
>literally every male and many female character in got
why the fuck do you watch this series again?
>>70796669
Stranger things have happened
>>70796640
What the fuck is this shit? What has Game of Thrones become? It's fucking sad to see this shit when the earlier seasons were amazing.
>>70796684
>DABID
>Beric the Based returns
Great to see him again. Thoros looks fucking retarded with that topknot.
>>70796684
It was a retarded scene, but still, Roose did get stabbed in the heart. That's basically an instakill no matter what.
>>70796640
she is so hot
>>70796625
That's a terrible example. Black heimdall is fine. There is nothing in marvel that says Asgardians cant be black. You should have gone for the harry potter theater meme
>>70796182
Servicing 20 good men.
Com'on, what's yet to happen this season at King's Landing? I need to know.
>>70796516
It's there because pod and bronn haven't had any scenes together and they're entertaining to watch.
>make gwen feel good
I'd fuck her. Your inevitable response:
>blah blah blah cuck blah blah blah sjws blah blah blah pure anime waifus blah blah blah
Go outside. Porno isn't real and neither is anime. You're not as attractive as you think you are and you should lower your standards.
>>70796496
thanks
>lady crane will never tend to your wounds and caress you while you're asleep
>>70796734
It blows up.
>>70796640
She looks like me walking out the toilets after a good shit
>>70796734
Yet to happen: the Sept being blown sky high by Cersei's madness.
>>70796182
Bending the knee to Stannis.
>>70795892
But anon, that would actually be good. Can't happen.
>>70796697
They ran out of books.
>>70796686
That was the shit writing though, his scene when he wakes up was excellent, and his stuff during the call to arms montage was good too, even with the shitty writing
>>70796669
>implying that's not what no homos do
GTFO, homo.
>>70796655
I was being sarcastic, that part was the least of my issues because the Frey's being incompetent at least makes sense and doesn't ruin my suspension of belief
>>70796044
>mfw this is going to be asked 20 times a day now
I don't know, what do you think it could be?
>>70795824
I swear this season is a giant fuck you to the fans
>My lord, the Blackfish died. Off screen. For a nonsensical reason.
How mad was /tv/'s daddy issues brigade?
SEASON 6
>bad pussy kills everyone for no reason and everyone is ok with it
>roose bolton gets knifed by his son and everyone is ok with it
>euron greyjoy pops up out of nowhere and kills the iron island king and everyone is ok with it
>"build me a thousand ships" even though the place we're currently at has no wood which we need and our opposition is going to have a year or two head start on us
>jon snow comes back to life, doesn't change in any way and everyone is ok with it after one episode
>bran does something his teacher specifically told him not to do, causing the death of the potentially most aware and intelligent person in the world, who for some reason didn't tell him that by doing it he could get everyone killed
>arya escapes from the most deadly assassins in the world, struts around the city they operate in straight afterwards, kills one of their assassins, sneaks back into their base somehow and almost kills their head assassin after 1 season of training with a stick
>varys and tyrion are "benis :DD" comic relief
>white walkers origins revealed mid season as an afterthought and the origin itself is boring as fuck
>khaleesi repeats season 2 and does literally the same thing again
>the hyped riverrun story arc ends in a peaceful surrender with the sole opposition to jaime getting memed off-camera
anything else?
>>70796734
Allahu ackbar
[yells lady stoneheart internally]
>>70796721
Fapbait.
She's easily the hottest in the show, right above Sibel.
>>70796158
Season 2
>>70796044
Wildfire under the city.
>>70796723
>Black heimdall is fine. There is nothing in marvel that says Asgardians cant be black.
>cringe
Go watch the new Beowulf show, you massive retard.
>>70796516
Because they're bros and if they were in the same camp and didn't at least say hi to each other you autists would have been mad. Neither one was important enough to change the plot so they bantered
>>70796788
who is that in the picture
>>70796720
No he didnt
>>70796044
Hilarious stores of Wildfire beneath the city.
>>70796831
some no-name BWB outlaw Sandor kills
What is it with all the off-screen deaths tho? Waif-fu, blackfish...
>>70796773
Okay, granted. Kit and Sophie looked visibly uncomfortable having to deliver this dialogue.
>>70796092
>>70796422
In the books it made perfect sense, because he wasn't kept rotting in a dungeon, because that's not how you treat highborn prisoners you've wedded into your family. He was a prisoner, but he lived with his wife and later his kid. So he knew nobody else was fucking her, and he bonded with the kid.
Why in the name of fuck would you change it to what we got? Just for the scene where an unshaven edmure stumbles into Frey's hall? Don't get me wrong, I actually liked that scene, but it wasn't fucking worth it.
>>70796182
dubs says no one else will get dubs
>>70796833
Yes he fucking did retard. Watch it again.
>>70796516
Pandering to feminazi audience
When basically the whole show is full of stronk female characters just show that men only think about sex and rape
>>70796857
That's because neither of them can act.
>>70796833
Yes he did. Ramsay stabbed him from under the sternum and into the heart.
>>70796850
Jesus, Edmure made sure that Blackfish lives. Do you ever TV?
Daily reminder that the production of that episode cost about 10 million dollars
>>70796809
>she
>>70796778
aight aspie, have it your way
NEW THREAD
>>70796901
>>70796901
>>70796901
>>70796850
Blackfish was out of respect for the character, like Ned and Stannis. Waif would've been redundant since we see her skinned face in the very next scene.
>>70796880
There's not much to act with lines like
"Thank you, Sansa."
>>70795720
He's a grandmaester. He's basically the dean of the medical faculty. Only the school doesn't deal with just medicine, but astronomy, literature, history, metallurgy, architecture...
>>70796809
>above kinvara
nah f a m
>>70796800
>wanting the show to hamfist your stupid meme fight in
This season is shit for many reasons but memebowl not happening is not one of them
>>70796861
Pretty much another change by D&D for the sake of a "shocking plot twist". They just didn't understand the full scope of their change as usual. All these little things that make no sense eventually start nagging away at you and you become detached from the characters in the show because ultimately they don't make sense anymore. D&D have too much control now and aren't staying true to the material anymore (which is hard now considering) and it shows just how talentless they are.
>>70796849
oh ok thanks
>>70796803
>Hippie community sets up camp in the middle of Syria
>ISIS pays a visit
>hmm, let's stay...
>>70796895
I wouldn't even care what's under the hood.
>>70796925
True, I'd forgot her already. But I've already had a half-dozen good faps to this chick, and none to Kinvara, so...
>>70796798
> Not being nice to the ones you have war with means you're dishonorable
At least he is not an Islamaphobe :^)
>>70796346
You watch anime, literally children's cartoons. That's all the argument anyone needs
>>70796555
Mah boy
>>70796092
>>have sex with girl once
It can happen
Have you watch Vikings? Every one night stands leads to a babby.
>>70796861
Exactly, I have no problem with Edmure's decision in the books but in the show it doesn't make any sense that he would trust these people. He's hasn't been Reek'd, he can make new heirs, keeping control of Riverrun should be the only Tully concern but he folds after one exchange with the Kingslayer because he's worried about a baby he's never met?
>>70796155
It gave them a way to get out alive all an army needs is a little reason to completely surrender.
>>70796809
Ugly
>>70796123
>pansy
are you memeing on me right nwo????
>>70796123
They're a diamond dozen, though.
>>70796809
>sibel
>hottest in the show
What are you smoking
>>70796889
Yeah and Arya was just pretending to be an idiot and get stabbed, right
>>70795551
why did we have to see the hound's dick?
>After all these years, finally, a girl has become no one
>Narp. Still Arya. In fact, I'm more Arya now than I've ever been in my whole life.
>Oh, well I guess our ancient magical assassins guild training methods are completely meaningless. Thanks for not killing me with that tiny sword. Also, it's crazy that it's not rusty after leaving it in a bunch of wet rocks on the beach for two seasons. Noice.
>>70796506
>arya and sansa are women
>their children will be of the father's houses
>never played ck2
>never used the matrilineal marriage feature
noob
so, what happens to tully's army?
>>70796182
Sharpie in pooper
>you now realise varys will travel to kings landing and inlist the sneks for the glorious coming of khaleesi
>>70795947
Alfie Allen is one of the best actors on this show. Fucking D&D give him shit to do and now he has to act like a emotionless twat. Morons.
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