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NIGHT'S BOWL
C O N F I M R E D
1st for dany
Azor Jon!
First for BLACKFYRE
Wait, people hated this episode?
It wasn't amazing but it wasn't bad. It was alright I thought.
If you're complaining about offscreen shit I'm just going to assume you're ADHD riddled children. Showing Blackfish and Waif's deaths aren't necessary, you get the picture of what happens, you don't need every death spelled out for you. Control your bloodlust.
If you're complaining about LSH or Cleganebowl I'm going to assume you're an assblasted meme-loving redditor.
If you're complaining about filler, I'm going to assume you didn't watch the episode. A lot of shit happened and progressed, especially in Braavos, Kings Landing, the Riverlands and Slaver's Bay.
If you're complaining about Arya's wounds I'm going to assume you just don't know how the medium of television works and how things need to be simplified to keep entertainment.
If you're complaining about Jaime's character I'm going to assume you didn't get the memo that the books and the show are different and characters can be vastly different as a result of that, and that's not always a bad thing. ShowJaime is an antivillain, and is messed up after Joffrey, Tywin and Myrcella's deaths. He's a different character but he works for the show. We're watching the ruthless heir of Tywin and it's good television.
Really, the only thing worth complaining about was that god-awful Tyrion, Grey Worm and Missandei scene, and even then, that's one horrible scene in an otherwise decent episode.
>the Waif is Arya
>Jaqen doesn't know
>she's gone rogue
What did she learn in Braavos?
>>70772149
do NOT respond to this bait
>I love Cersei...
>I prefer chicken...
>Tell me a joke...
>I'm Arya Stark...
Still waiting for his return.
Yes yes, well done waif, well done
HOWEVER
>I'M BACK JUST IN TIME, PERFECT LANDING SPOT, KNEW YOU FELLAS WOULD BE HERE, LET'S KICK SOME ASS, AFTER THIS, WE'VE GOT A WESTEROS TO TAKE. I WANT TO BE QUEEN OF SHITMOUNTAIN
>Book Edmure: lets Blackfish escape
>Show Edmure: sends men to lock him up
>Book Blackfish: escapes so he can keep fighting for his family
>Show Blackfish: dies pointlessly offscreen
??????????????????????????????
Ramsay: What is your name?
Jon: My name is Jon Stark, former Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, heir to Winterfell, loyal servant to the true King, Stannis Baratheon.. Son to a murdered father, brother to murdered brothers. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
>yfw this faggot actually doesn't die this season
>>70772114
stop making these threads early.
4 fucking threads right now and people are still talking in each of them.
Wait until page 6 you fucking autists
>Jon actually thought he had a chance
So, let me get this straight. There are 500,000-1,000,000+ people in King's Landing including loads of peasants. And in the ~20 years the mad king has been dead, none of those peasants wondered the tunnels and found some expensive and valuable wildfire?
>>70772178
Honestly? Survival. Had she been in westeros she would have been found and killed. She learned how to lie and pretend to be who she isn't. She learned how to observe and find people's weaknesses and kill them w/o being detected. I doubt she can face change anymore although technically she learned how to skin people's faces and she used a face to kill meryn trant. Biding her time for the Westeros plot to get where it needed to be for her return so she can fulfill w/e the fuck her destiny is.
>>70772149
>Blackfish
The character was probably the coolest and most interesting of the minor ones. It's okay, they had him die off screen so that we can see Dany's exact same speech on top of Drogon for the eleventh time.
Nth for Lady Mormont
>>70772181
>FINGER UP THE ARSE
>GIANT COCK
>>70772202
I'd be okay with him getting Theon'd
>>70772149
I just don't really understand Arya's plotline. What did she learn? She ended the FM story by proving that she hadn't learned much.
>>70772202
Don't worry, bro, he's dogged.
>you think they're fucking?
>what?? no!!
>why not? i'd fuck her.. you'd fuck her wouldn't you?
>i'm her squire
>oh.. well, he'd fuck her. that's for sure. and she'd fuck him don't you think? the way she looks at him?
if this isn't the most blatant foreshadowing...
So, where does Edmanure go to now? Did he accept the Casterley Rock offer from Jamey?
POST YFW THIS EPISODE
>>70772183
the candle cut this way would still be lit
Are they going to showCatlyn Stark zombie?
Watching the episode now.
>>70772149
hi dabid
>>70772149
2nd worst episode of the season, m8.
>>70772203
go fuck yourself you imbecile
>>70772149
for once, a /tv/ post I completely agree with
>>70772208
Do you go wandering around the sewers bro?
>>70772114
Last thread since OP' a faggot
>>70770891
>>70770891
Why doesn't ANYONE care that Cersei has a undead abomination around her? They were way more butthurt about Jaime being in the Kingsguard.
So what exactly is sandor going to do from now on?
Lady Crane should have put her hand down Arya's shirt when she was sleeping.
>D&D didn't have a musician playing rains of castamere while Jaime spoke to Edmure
desu it was surprising change from the books, we all know how much they are obsessed with that song and it seems like they would use every opportunity they could to use it
Sorry lads
>>70772246
she's at the end, lol get fucked
>>70772235
BRIENNE X JAMIE CONFIRMED GET HYPE
>>70772233
That's so fucking predictable. Anyone could have called that years ago.
>>70772235
why is bronn so sure jaime would fuck brienne? maybe he moaned her name in his sleep or something faggy like that.
>>70772192
weren't they in the room they're always in?
I'm pretty sure that's the command room, since its the top and overlooks the whole city.
>>70772149
This show is about killing. why bother watching it if they don't show killing?
>>70772246
>>70772246
>hound meets LSH
>hound gets hanged
>hound shouts ARYA
>????
god damn next episode looks epic
>>70772208
Because they're HIDDEN. Do you think they just got laid out in the open in easily accessed tunnels?
>>70772252
Hey OP
>>70772259
Because he can rip heads off. Why would you want to deal with a guy like that?
>>70772265
ahahaha savedI'm crying inside ;_;
>>70772260
Going north with the brothers to join up with Jon and Arya vs the whitewalkers.
blackfish dying for literally no reason at all when he could go see sansa
>>70772200
>Stannis Baratheon
Wow, Braavosi are just the worst samaritans
>>70772192
>COME WITH ME IF YOU WANNA LIVE
>Tfw Arya about to BTFO
>Jaqen shows up and saves her, getting stabbed in the process
>"A man may be no one-"
>He takes off face to reveal himself as Syrio Farrel
>"But he has always been proud of Arya Stark"
Post yfw
>>70772266
I thought so. I was wondering but then I noticed she was in the OP image of the last general. I've been waiting so long that I'm not even bothered that I got spoiled. I've spent so long pissed thinking they weren't going to show her. I bet it won't be as epic as it was when I listened to it on audiobook
>>70772268
it really is. my mom called me to ask if jaime is in love with brienne in the books bc she's convinced he loves her after this episode.
>>70772260
to the teleporter
>>70772256
If I were literally an umemployed peasant struggling to find enough food to eat, I'd definitely listen to tales of lost passages and treasures and go sewer and dumpster diving to try my luck.
>>70772305
>they're hidden
>literal kids found them easily
wew
>>70772293
>this show is about killing
Go away pleb
>>70772259
>Books: Everyone disturbed and scared that the Frankensein monster randomly showed up, rumors start spreading
>Show: Who the fuck is this lol?
>The MOUNTA... I MEAN Ser Strong.
>k lol
>>70772265
:((((((((((((
>>70772183
Why couldn't they have audio of her death at least
>>70772259
Shouldn't he walk in front of her to protect her?
>>70772183
>this symbolized Arya's light being snuffed out. the waif took her face and is now going to Westeros on mission
>>70772306
Not OP
and you can go jerk yourself in your shit thread no one cares about
faggot
>>70772333
>Syrio takes his face off
>It's Ned Stark
>He dies
>>70772356
They call him Gregor openly in the show. "Robert Strong" was never said.
>>70772238
WHAT A FUCKING SHIT
>>70772343
It made fat man a lot of money. He gets money and gets to write a better story than them, if he ever fucking finishes.
Tell me a joke, /got/!
>Be assassin
>Know that your target is badly injured and where she is resting
>Violently and loudly murder the woman taking care of her
>Proceed to stand around waiting for your target to wake up after her magical healing sleep
>Let her run away
It's just awful but at least Arya's Bravos arc is done with
>>70772388
my life
>>70772316
Clegane bowl unconfirmed? Well fug
>>70772301
It looks to be much better than tonight's was, for sure. That Bolton phalanx
>>70772333
>Those dubtrips
>>70772388
this episode
>>70772306
ugh.../tv/ is literally /b/
>>70772388
cock!
>>70772388
This season.
>Arya kills the Waif
>That makes her No One
Wait, what? No it doesn't. WTF? Does no one in the Faceless Men even understand their own ways?
>>70772388
*quips*
>>70772388
VARYS HAS NO COCK LOL
>>70772388
Your character now, Tyrion
I can't be the only one who sees this
>>70772403
It was all a red hairing
>>70772388
*farts*
>>70772114
HOL UP
Next can we get a Mortal Kombat edition and/or Fatality edition for the general?
I mean The Mountain did rip that guys head off Sub Zero style.
>>70772149
Agreed
>>70772403
Not necessarily. They're both still alive, which means it can still happen
Keep the faith
Keep the hype
>>70772427
>IT WAS ALL A PART OF THE PLAN
>>70772366
Sure you aren't
>check out i09's recap of the episode
>they've stolen our Chad meme
IS NOTHING SACRED?
>>70772427
D&D sure don't
>>70772427
how can the characters know what to do when the writers don't
>>70772388
>A Lannister, a Stark and a Martell walk into a bar and each orders a pint of beer. When the drinks arrive they notice that all three pints have a fly in them. The Lannister just looks at his pint in disgust and pushes it away. The Stark picks out the fly with his fingers, throws it on the floor and proceeds to drink his beer. The Martell is murdered by his bastard cousins, who seize control of Dorne without any other House caring about their kinslaying ways.The joke Tyrion told makes no sense. He replaces the real life joke's Scotts (who are stereotyped as stingy) with the Starks, who have never had anything remotely like that suggested of them
Are we not going to talk about how they literally showed a guy getting raped when he was digitally penetrated against his will?
>>70772388
BAD POSSEY
>>70772427
No.
It was a shit scene in a shit arc in what is rapidly becoming a shit series.
>>70772388
a j-joke?
what if next season bran, sansa, jon, the hound, and arya are all reunited
>>70772427
Jaqen has been carefully watching over Arya this whole time. He knew she wouldn't go through with being a faceless man, instead it's been one big test to make her strong and instill pride in herself as a warrior and a Stark
>Tfw Ned paid a shit load of money to hire Jaqen to protect Arya
>He starts by posing as Syrio
>Then as Jaqen
There's a reason he has a smug grin when she says she's not no one. It was what he was hoping she would say.
>>70772427
The Waif killing Arya made the Waif no one. Looking like Arya is proof of her success. Everything during and after that is essentially the Waif acting.
>>70772403
nah Cersei found some shit to blackmail someone
Clegane bowl is a go, just on hold for now
>>70772427
To be fair the Faceless Men are fucking retarded even in the books. Le awesome assassin guild xD.
I hate Arya's entire plot she should take a long walk off of a short pier.
>>70772479
The only way it could work is if he was trying to imply they're poor and have to be stingy, otherwise it just makes no fucking sense.
>>70772114
What the actual fuck was this episode? The cringe took over me.
>>70772220
She learned how to run, how to hide, how to fight for her life, how to sneak, how to lie, and how to infiltrate. She also experienced what true desperation felt like. For all she knows her whole family is dead, and she's going back to westeros to avenge her father.
>>70772149
Finally some sensible posting instead of conspiracy theory and mindless detail bitching.
X2 agree.
I'm just hyped we're actually getting the Battle of Meereen.
It won't be the same without Victarion or Barristan but it should be pretty decent
what about the true king of Westeros? why have you all abandoned him?
>>70772149
>People read this
>>70772220
Jaqen's ultimate gift to her was to teach her what she needed to know to cross the names off her list
ironborn sinking the wise masters' ships next episode?
>>70772235
>he tells her to keep his sword
>says it will always be hers
>the sword is a fucking METAPHOR
>it's a metaphor for his heart
>maybe his dick too
JAIME X BRIENNE CONFIRMED ONCE CERSEI GETS BTFO
>>70772237
From what I remember that's what he did in the books but he also let the blackfish escape. Fuck this show sometimes
>>70772388
Not even the actors knew what to do in that scene.
So Snowbowl next week.
Jon's marching dudes to their deaths against archers
He thinks he can get Ramsay to be reasonable and make it a one on one.
He'd broody, clearly doesn't give much of a fuck and probably just wants to die so he doesn't have to do all this shit
And Sansa's still a mega bitch to him and will watch as he and his men are crushed and Jon puts his life at risk trying to keep her safe, until LF shows up and she'll probably be grateful and even fuck Littlefinger and not give a shit about all Jon just did.
>>70772356
yeah, it's not as if people were running away from him in court
>Blackfish:I haven't had a proper swordfight in a long time
>I prepare myself for blackfish owning lannister fucking shits
>instead some soldiers informs us that he died offscreen
Fuck.this.show
>>70772545
>It'll be 5 minutes of Dany winning effortlessly with her dragon and Dothraki horde. Get hype I guess.
>>70772548
go back to orlando
>>70772567
Probably episode 10
>>70772567
i swear this will happen
>>70772480
its just a finger up the bum, m8, its nothing really
Why would they waste an entire episode on a battle over some frozen shithole?
>>70772388
That scene
Actually, this entire episode
>>70772571
>>70772571
I hope we get to see Sansa's tits soon. Doesn't seem like it will be next ep though.
>>70772517
>What is wildfire
Have you still not worked it out?
Finally a gril is NO ONE.
Cheers, /tv/! Anyone who is not drinking is disrespecting our queen.
>>70772512
>>70772536
Fucking this
>>70772570
>that is worst joke I ever hear
I like to believe that wasn't scripted
>>70772512
>yfw the cost of Arya's protection was his own life
>yfw Illyn Payne is a faceless man
>>70772613
Thy won't. They dont have those kind of resources
>>70772613
Because of the ice dragon under winterfell that Jon will ride.
>>70772545
So does Euron swoop in behind Yara and Theon when they eventually show up and break the blockade on Meereen?
I'm really interested to see if they still make Euron a supervillain. I'd think that they will, only because they could've achieved Yara going to Essos with the fleet without Euron at all. He's there for a reason.
>>70772545
what if it doesnt happen tho
what if next episode it just cuts to after the battle and we get 10 minutes of dany yelling at tyrion
>>70772571
That's extremely realistic though. What the fuck do you fuckers want? Do you want a woman character like Brienne that is 2stronk4u on the battlefield killing men left and right? Or do you want a woman character who is bitchy, manipulated men, then watches and sleeps with the victor?
So many people whine and bitch about Sansa and Kelly C but really, they're realistic and completely fine.
So who acts as king if Tommen dies?
>>70772621
I can just imagine the articles tomorrow by "respectable critics" who can't figure out what Qyburn meant.
who else cringed in that whole Tyrion scene?
>>70772512
Yea he definitely knew she'd almost die but plot armor her way to beat the waif. You just keep impressing me more and more, Dabid
>>70772664
Cersei
>>70772620
Won't happen, we'll have to wait for Sophie's inevitable sex tape
Requesting a video that was posted not long ago in this general in which a guy rambles about the difference between the books and show, and labels the show as the cult of the badass
haha LOL GUISE :D
>>70772658
No. Euron will ally with Varys and Aegon
>>70772570
>"Uh Dabid, haven't we had enough of these sc..."
>"What was that?"
>"Nothing master"
Jesus Christ they're really trying to ship Jaime and Brienne hard aren't they?
>>70772664
The uncle lannister guy. Probably going to hold the throne soon desu, no need to cap this
>>70772238
I liked it desu
Blackfish confirmed for being another go nowhere filler story in the books
It's a shame too, I liked him.
Arya is up and running around after getting fucking gutted.
I got stabbed right in the gut by accident in 2014. Tree trimming and guy carrying trimmer dashed when a huge branch he wasn't cutting cracked and came down, ran right into me with the blade. I shouted in pain, collapsed screaming and then woke up in a hospital 2 days later, the pain was the fucking worst, even on heavy pain killers. Was in there for a week and in bed for another, had bad abdominal pain for 3 weeks, bending wrong would hurt so bad.
Arya got stabbed by a supposed professional assassin multiple times and she runs from it, gets some stitches, sleeps a day and is back to running, fighting and then gives a goodbye? Must have healing powers.
>>70772388
why did the condom fly across the roomit was pissed off
>>70772664
All the Baratheons are dead, so Jaime would be his closest male relative and heir.
>>70772181
>Spoken like a man who has no cock
>Cheers! Anyone who is not quip is disrespecting our queen.
what did he mean by this?
This was the worst episode of GoT ever. RIP Blackfish.
>Tfw no Blackfish/Stannis teamup
>>70772664
Governor Swann.
>>70772635
A GIRL IS AYRA SDOG OF WINDERFEL AN IM GOIN HOM :DDD
>>70772698
And how exactly did you get that picture?
>>70772719
ayy
>Cleganebowl not going to happen
>LSH really has been cut
>Aegon has been cut
>No Victarion
>Darkstar still haven't appeared
Worst show ever?
>>70772356
Nobody knows it's a monster in the books, only that it's a super large knight who doesn't speak.
I mean, anyone with a brain knows who it is, but at least it isn't THAT out in the open.
>>70772613
because they can end ramsey's plot armor
>>70772700
So the Blackfyre plot is still on point?
I dont remember, does Tyrion know where Varys is going?
>>70772698
it was a good joke dumbass
>>70772724
Yes, terrible
Shame, the last few episodes were pretty good
Arya sure shrugs all those punctures off pretty quickly.
>>70772698
Epic! LOL HAHA!
Lmao!
>>70772718
No, she just isn't an enormous pussy like you.
Sort of brand new to /GoT/ but what does LSH mean?
>>70772757
Naw senpai this is the worst season by far.
Why do you faggots give a fuck about Blackfish? He had like 3 speaking lines total.
>>70772648
Is Ilyn still alive in the show?
>>70772635
>Call the cops
>I don't give a fuck
>>70772698
>>70772733
Those are literally the worst elements of the books
Promise me, Beric
>>70772743
Varys is going to Dorne, don't get your hopes up
Ah, so Robert Baratheon died of his wounds because he couldn't fall asleep. Makes sense now.
>>70772743
>where Varys is going
Did pics leak of him shooting in the same place as Sam? If so, Olde Town but I don't know why. Dorne would make more sense.
This was as bad as the sand snakes. HBO needs to fire these hacks.
>last episode was amazing
>had no midget and fatnerys
>this episode blew
>tyrion and daenerys are in it
>>70772776
This is heads and shoulders better than 5
>>70772770
>LSH
Lady Stoneheart
>>70772770
lord stoneheart. in the books the blackfish is resurrected and kills radmure
>>70772723
Just means Tyrion is bored with drinking alone. His new company is very straightedge.
>>70772790
Victarion is actually pretty great, faggot
rest sucks a million cocks though
>>70772194
It was foreshadowed.
"He's an old man, the best he can hope for is a quick death"
And Jaime sort of has a point. Literally who would follow Blackfish before Edmure?
>Tyrion telling a joke involving House Martell
>The bigger joke is that House Marell is extinct
>>70772209
In a nutshell, she embodies what Brent Weeks wrote for Kyler in the Night Angel trilogy all in a handful of chapters/ several episodes.
I honestly don't know what people are bitching for other than just to bitch. I encourage more posts like
>>70772209
>>70772706
Good.
>>70772776
>Season 5
>Hmm, I loved Catelyn dearly, you know...
>HELP HER NIECE? ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS? THIS IS MY CASTLE!
>BLARGH *DED*
B R A V O D N D
>>70772571
>women
It's to be expected.
>>70772384
>Write
10/10 joke
>>70772790
>Victarion
>a bad element
Found the pleb
>>70772718
It's just a prank, bro.
WHAT CHARACTERS DO REALLY YOU CARE ABOUT?
>Bran
>Davos
>>70772770
Lord Stannis Hype
He's alive
Can't wait for his vids on this episode. He is the most knowledgeable guy when it comes to ASOIAF and basically /got/ general's leader.
Let me ask you this:
What possible plot-advancing purpose could Arya serve by returning to Westeros?
>>70772827
The family dollar toy blades on the right always crack me up.
>>70772567
Obviously
>>70772733
Cleganebowl has been postponed for relocation. There's no reason to give up the hype until we see them both dead
LSH, Darkstar, Aegon, and Victarion were all filler. It's a shame because a lot of that stuff was interesting, but they cut Tom Bombadil from LotR for the same reason.
>>70772861
Dany
Tyrion
Jon
Theon
HAHA GUYS CAN U EVEN IMAGINE :D
>>70772861
Davos
Lady Mormont
Bronn
Jaime
>>70772861
CIA
...That's it I guess
This episode was good
>it was bad though
Hello, reddit.
>>70772388
Tyrion scenes are so fucking cringeworthy. He hasn't done a single good thing since leaving westeros. He should have just killed himself after killing Tywin.
>>70772867
Daily reminder Dukat did nothing wrong aside from perhaps being too leinient with the Bajoran terrorists, and except when he accidentally got himself stuck on the station while the boobytraps were going off and when he tried to screw over a rival politician by separating that politician from his son, but then he accidentally left a trail of clues and Garak caught him, and maybe that one time he accidentally got that chick pregnant, and when his whole life was ruined when he forgot that the prophets were omnipotent beings inside the wormhole, and one time he tried to convince Sisko that he was perfectly sane, and went about this task by talking to imaginary tulpas, also the whole becoming Space Satan thing might have been ill advised.
>>70772824
>>70772854
Grrm has even acknowledged Vic is a dumb-as-rocks joke of a character, he's a parody of macho action heroes of the 80s turned up to 11
>>70772708
I wish Bean Boy wasn't forever burned into my memory. Thanks for the trauma anon.
>>70772861
Meera
The Hound
Bronn
>>70772893
Why are normies always so retarded?
>>70772899
Yeah, and not really as a character but as a meme.
>>70772867
Dying
>She will freeze and be found in spring
>>70772816
That never happened dumbass
>>70772886
The Mountain will die lighting the wildfire shit under Kingslanding. Calling it.
>>70772867
She's going to assassinate Cersei, duh
Possibly Tomen as well
>>70772893
OMG this is EVERYTHING
>>70772886
100% sure that Cersei and Gregor will die at KL this season
>>70772861
Dany
CIA
>>70772867
Assassinate Ramsay, Revenge on Walter Frey
>>70772893
Good lord. I'm amazed anyone found those scenes entertaining.
>>70772893
Nice fucking shop, no way that got 400 upvoted that much, I fucking refuse to believe that.
>>70772861
>Bran
>Davos
>CIA
>Theon
>Cersei vs Faith
>>70772907
/got/ unanimously hated it, whilst reddit unanimously loved it. Fuck off retard.
>>70772893
Who likes these scenes?
>>70772951
https://www.reddit.com/r/gameofthrones/comments/4nthy1/s6e8_postpremiere_discussion_s6e8_no_one/d46rt91
>>70772149
The only correct post in this thread.
Is /got/ full of low attention span normies right now?
>>70772907
great joke m8
>>70772951
Fuck, I'm so tired I can't even form sentences.
>>70772934
keep sucking d&d's cock, normie
maybe you'll guilt yourself into reading the books when grrm dies before the last one
>>70772893
>reddit humor
>>70772220
She can sneak into places, lie convincingly, mix up potions, inflitrate, roleplay, fight, fight in complete darkness, take pain, put on disguise, take faces and so on. If you can't figure out this obvious and basic stuff...
>>70772813
>hardhome
>>70772941
>>70772935
well until that time happens I'm gonna hold on to my HYPE
>>70772867
killing someone she hates a ton
>>70772938
Cersei kills Tomen in the fire idiot.
>>70772200
>He hangs his own night watch brothers who killed him, even tho' he's not dead.
>He sits on the very same table with the cunt who assassinated The Rightful and Truest King Stannis Baratheon
Jon is such a pussy galore
>>70772861
Varys. I don't care how bad they write his character, he's my main man.
>>70773004
One episode does not a season make
also
>basterdbowl
>>70772966
/got/ is infested with reddit right now. Any non-redditor would know this. Please, go back.
>You are noone now
>No i am arya stark of wintardfell
>oh, guess you failed the test then
>w/e lol im going home
Tullys are really fertile/potent.
Lysa has multiple pregnancies but Arryn seed is weak as fuck so most die.
Cat gets knocked up on her wedding night.
Edmure knocks up Roslin on their wedding night.
Their cancer is designed to spread far and wide.
>>70772915
No one claimed Victrion was smart, he is Rambo on super steroids
That's amazing about him. Besides GRRM is a dumbass regarding his own characters, he actually thought women wanted a guy like Sam as their partners, he even claimed Sam is him in the story.
What a bunch of autistic whiners the lot of you. So lame
>>70772975
There is no hope, there are the retards D&D have to cater to.
>>70772664
Hand of the king Kevan lannister
>>70773032
>k lol don't get lost on your way
So between this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHyPahZ1CV8
And the dialogue of this episode, they're setting it up so that it's somehow Tyrion's fault for the slavers attacking. But if he had done nothing, they would have attacked anyway. What he did do was buy them time for Dany to return, which should be a good thing, but the show will have her lashing out at him and act like it's justified.
>>70773047
t. reddit
>>70772114
Pretty sure the rage directed at this episode is a little misdirected at D&D since these episodes are essentially just confirming that George has literally no idea and has never had any idea how to resolve his subplots.
>>70772536
SHE WAS FAMILIAR WITH ALL OF THESE FEELINGS WHEN SHE LEFT WESTEROS! WHY DO FAGGOTS LIKE YOU FEEL SO COMPELLED TO MAKE SHIT UP AND JUSTIFY BAD STORY TELLING?
PLS STAHP
>>70772149
what the fuck was the point of arya going to bravos anyways just to come back for her family
>>70773022
where the fuck is varys going in this episode it came out of nowhere
>>70773062
dany is a huge cunt so it makes sense
>>70773086
Most likely Dorne
>>70773085
so that she can know how to stab an old man
>>70773062
>REEK WILL SAVE US ALL
>>70773062
We only have 2 seasons left after this one, and they will only have 13 episodes in total, there's just no time for Dany to ever arrive in Westeros to actually do something. What will be her end game?
>>70773081
>george tells d&d how the subplots will go generally and tells them to deal with the rest themselves, make it interesting
>d&d: lol k
Why are the Unsulled such jobbers now? Weren't they supposed to be unbeatable in combat? Now all Grey Worm can do is tell them to hold up in the Pyramid, let the slavers take the whole city, and wait to die?
>>70772720
>Robert, Stannis, and Renly had a father with no siblings, no cousins, nor any uncles/aunts.
are we really supposed to believe this
>>70772816
I read them fucking idiot, the Blackfish never died, you confused LADY Stoneheart.
>Lem Lemoncloak got jobbed.
Maybe they're making The Hound the new Lemoncloak?
Not all bad episode lads
>based Bronn and the banter
>Based Hound chopping heads - also Cleaganebowl still confirmed
>Redmure and Jaime actually good acting for once.
>Sub Zero Mountain fatality
>Dany had no lines
>Beric and the Red Priest back in the game
>Bastard Bowl confirmed for next week
Admittedly, Ayra's storyline is shit.
>>70772430
>>70772430
>>70772430
>>70772430
Why are there two threads?
>>70773086
to bring Aegon
r-right?
>>70773062
Post yfw when Dany feeds Tyrion to her dragons to mark her becoming the antagonist of the show for the normies
>>70773130
>All these houses are hundreds of years old
>Some of them are thousands
>Half of them wiped out this generation
>>70773145
qeq lad
>>70772568
you're actually right.
D&D from inside the episode:
>His relationship with her is obviously very complicated and fraught and has undercurrents that he's uncomfortable with feeling.
>Giving her the Valyrian steel sword was no small thing. There's like 10 of these things in the world. He's given it to her not to carry out one task of for one stretch of time.. but for the rest of her life. I think that's a symbolic, meaningful gesture on his part.
2 episodes left and nothing has fucking happened
what happened to this fucking show
Can someone recap for me what happened with Brienne this episode? My stream cut out as she was talking to Jaime in the tent
>>70773143
yolo
>>70773085
These >>70772536 >>70772995
And tell when others are lying
HAHA GUYS NO BONERS LOL
>>70773132
umm lol I think I know what i read. The blackfish was betrayed by edmure at hardhome and the red woman brings him back to lead stannis' army to kill edmure
>>70772149
>We're watching the ruthless heir of Tywin
He did nothing ruthless though.
>>70773178
>There's like 10 of these things in the world.
>>70773127
The point is that the guy just told Dany they're unbeatable in combat.
He was trying to sell them.
>>70772692
Just like britney spears' inevitable sex tape? Still waiting on that one.
>>70772720
>all baratheons dead
>all martells dead
>lots of starks dead
>almost all tullys dead
>some lannisters dead
>one arryn alive
>all tyrells alive
What is the meaning of this?
>cersi realizes she's got no way out
>confesses to her son being a bastard child
>which means all of his proclamations are invalid
>the church holds no authority
>the next in line is Gendry
>who arrives, with a large, expanded brotherhood at his back
>Genry is put in place as the new king and the sparrow loses all his power
A man can dream...
>>70773127
I suspect many of them were killed by the Sons and Grey Worm is making a smart tactical move by forcing the invaders into narrow corridors where unsullied could make use of their limited numbers
But what do I know... i'm no tactician.
>>70773178
>There's like 10 of these things in the world.
there's hundreds, probably thousands of valyrian blades, jesus christ they are hacks
>>70773178
Wait, did nobody tell Brienne about how important Valyrian steel is RE: The White Walkers?
Why the fuck did they have all those "awkward dinner conversations where no one is saying anything" if these fucking idiots haven't been sharing information? This is Lost all over again!
>>70773120
....burn them all.
>>70773197
/r/asoiaf was a mistake
>>70773193
we're literally on page 1 fuck off you retard
When I knew the North wasn't going to be in this ep and read the Truede spoilers, I knew this episode wasn't gonna be worth a damn and had no expectations. Fuck Arya's worthless filler scenes and the Lannisters. I can't wait for King's Landing to be culled off in Episode 10. Even the Riverlands stuff was pointless.
But still, I went in knowing all this and I'm not even mad like most of you, because I treated it as if GoT was on a two week break with a preview in between. And what a preview it was http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOzsR8Pk3TE
Jon has been handled shit character wise midseason but this should redeem everything based on that preview. Action looks fucking hype as well. Only going all in on the Northern story and Azor Jon Targaryen can save this show now, the rest of the storylines stopped being relevant after the Red Wedding and Tywin's death.
>>70773209
>cersi realizes she's got no way out
>confesses to her son being a bastard child
>which means all of his proclamations are invalid
This part is actually brilliant. Capped.
>>70773207
Down with the patriarchy
>>70772825
everybody loyal to the tullys knows that Edmure is a fuckup and blackfish is a legend
>>70773030
you're retarded
>>70773143
One of them is to exclusively answer what the rumour is.
She already knew about the wild fire? She was having it made?
>>70773201
Better than the 200 in Westeros that nobody seems to know where the fuck they are and only like 1 Great House even had a Valyrian steel sword.
And thousands in the world in general.
And valyrian steel fucking armor
>>70772975
>https://www.reddit.com/r/gameofthrones/comments/4nthy1/s6e8_postpremiere_discussion_s6e8_no_one/d46rt91
learn to fking post a .jpeg
>>70773207
tyrells and lans are dead in a couple episodes
>>70773127
what i dont get is how 10k unsullied can't hold the gates against the masters and HAD to pull back to the pyramid right away. that's what you do after the fucking walls are breached.
even if they did it like the books where mereen was surrounded and the food supplies cut off and dany had 0 allies the masters didnt assault because they would lose a shitload of men storming mereen against 10k unsullied. it was 50/50 who would win that in the books and dany was outnumbered like 3 to 1.
>>70773272
And yet they opened the gate and surrendered their arms.
At what point were they going to stop listening to Edmure assuming Blackfish had escaped?
>>70772259
why do her son and uncle hate her so much?
>>70772220
Jaqen's repayment to her for freeing him. Taught her how to scratch the names off her list, while getting rid of a shitty recruit.
>>70773204
Britney's not a slag on Sophie's level or in current age of technology and hacking shit
>>70772968
people who post on Instagram, Facebook, Tumblr, Reddit, and Twitter constantly.
>>70772388
Last night a fag died in Orlando...
Punch line
Everyone laugh
The end
>>70773209
Would be cool but we already know she's gonna burn it all down instead.
>>70772149
pacing for the show has been fairly consistent through many seasons .2 big battles per season spaced apart with a slow episode to end the season
this season seems to be much slower and ddespite the litch king and muslim invasion on the horizon AND the bolton vs allied coalition nothing to the effect of a large battle yet
the hound fucking some people up and some bad arya parkor isnt a horrible episode but it doesnt seem to get us any closer to the 3 big battles and next seasons budget probably cant fit all that + dany going for the throne at the same time. they needed to knock out 2 of the 3 this season
D&D is just milking shit but im sure they wont sign back on after next season
>>70772720
You're forgetting King Gendry
>>70772989
then go to bed.
>>70772911
>also the whole becoming Space Satan thing might have been ill advised.
You simply lack vision and underestimate the glorious leader of the Cardassian people.
To Dukat, the Pah Wraiths were nothing more than a tool. A means to an end. He would have played them against the Prophets, and then each other, and eventually taken the Celestial Temple for himself.
>>70773182
they love each other but feel uncomfortable about it bc hes supposed to only love cersei and she is sworn to sansa who considers the lannisters enemies. she tries to give him oathkeeper bc she fufilled her duty but he refuses and tells her it will always be hers. she points out they might have to fight, he says he hopes it doesn't come to that. emotional bg music.
later he sees her and pod escaping on a boat. according to D&D he couldve stopped and arrested her bc she's technically an enemy of the lannisters now that she's working for sansa. but jaime just looks sad and waves goodbye to her.
>>70773319
the point is they shouldnt have listened to him in the first place
that whole scene only happened because everybody involved was written to be retards.
>>70773403
That faggot swore an oath to never take arms against Tully or Starks. I hope he dies.
waif got #rekt
>>70773303
She STARTED with 8k. Who knows how many are left.
>>70773130
their father may have had sisters.
Also you can't go in reverse too much
The baratheons only had a claim to the throne because Robert's grandmother (his father's mother) was a targaryan.
Which means that if his father was still alive, he would likely have inherited the throne.
But no one further back (such as a 2nd cousin to robert) would have any legitimate claim due to not having targaryan blood.
>>70773144
Oh shi
The Jaime stuff was actually good. You can really tell he doesn't want to be a bad person.
>>70773477
he only cares about cersei and brienne
>>70773138
you know this turned me back around. it could have been wayyyyy worse than it was (no dorne)
>>70773463
No the point was that book blackfish would keep fighting (which is fine) but show blackfish had nobody to fight for him.
I think blackfish dying was a good plot choice but how he died (no actual fight) was fucking shit.
It should have been blackfish fighting Jaime, losing, and Jaime saying, "Still dissapointed, old man?"
>>70773086
He said westeros to get allies for the eventual invasion but I think this just means the iron islands.
>>70773366
The pacing last season was absolute trash. This season, barring perhaps this episode and some of episode 6 were pretty fucking good. The first 3 episodes were fucking god tier.
>>70772260
>Sandor cucks Littlefinger and fucks Sansas cunny
Good
>>70773180
> nothing happened
The Hound came back
Theon returns home
House Martell wiped out
Jon revived
Melissandre is old hag
Bran came back
Rickon came back
At least one Direwolf dead
Roose killed
Dany reborn again
Blackfish dead
Hodor
Tower of Joy part 1
The list goes on. I don't get this "nothing happened" meme. Are battles the only thing that matters to you?
>>70772938
But Jaime is going to kill Cersei
>>70773628
First episode was probably the worst in the show's history. The fuck are you on about m9?
>>70773729
REEEEEEEEE I want leddit to leave
>>70773145
> ahh help me Varies
>>70772356
>Books: Everyone disturbed and scared that the Frankensein monster randomly showed up, rumors start spreading
This is wrong.
>Qyburn doing his dungeon experiments forever which he started with on the mountain.
>Frankenstein 'Robert Strong' shows up
>Readers instantly knows it's the mountain.
>Characters in the books obviously don't know yet
It's an instance of dramatic irony (look it up pleb) and was never supposed to be a mystery
>>70772639
if im watching got then im drinking
if im on 4chan im drinking
if i am im drinking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNFtACeifcU
Who HYPED for Dishonored 2?
>>70772648
why would ned care so much about his 2nd born daughter of all things
>>70772782
the actor died of cancer
>>70773924
No he didn't. He had cancer and survived it.
>>70773942
no one survives
surely a girl has learned this
**tleeport s behind u**
Beric is finally back. Our true lord and savior.
>>70774051
Berics actor is GOAT
how the fuck does Arya gets to pass the test to be a no one if in the end of the process she literally discards the whole idea and goes the other way around?
I thought the test was meant to test this exact kind of thing?
>>70772149
>Tyrion, Grey Worm and Missandei
I'll give D&D this much: I like that Tyrion was about to tell the same joke (walking into a brothel with a donkey, iirc) at the Vale before his trial by combat - and he got cut off from telling it again. Felt like a sort of 'inside' joke.
>>70772181
>I prefer chicken...
that was almost an 'inside' joke too
*shrugs*
guess I'm a pleb. I love GoT. would rather be a pleb than a whiny faggot bitching about everything.
>>70773220
>unsullied
>narrow corridors
>lucky thing you're not a tactician
