Hello darkness, my old friend edition
>>70737401
Azor Sam
Second for Jonsa
azor jon
Preston
One God, One King.
Is the High Sparrow going to be assassinated next ep??
>>70740523
Same as ever, they can't just assassinate him because it will cause riots. Perhaps even more so now that they made that little display.
>>70740523
More like he's gonna have Lancel die for him and then kill Loras as retribution.
He is
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>>70740506
>the child murdering brother of a child murdering usurper who can't keep himself fed on a fucking island should be king of all lands
Kill yourself, stannisfags, seriously. Hang yourself, burn yourself, get your head fucking cut off, whatever it takes.
>>70740506
And his name is Euron Greyjoy
>>70740558
How dare you say something like that about my fucking waifu you faggot.
rip in peace sweet king edition
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How do you feel about the fact that the "everyone can die" meme was replaced with invincible plot armor for the main characters?
>>70740631
It really is uncanny how much she looks like him
>>70740614
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>>70740560
>can't keep himself fed
>on an island
What are you even talking about?
where are the leaks
first for ros and her nice tits
In muh pants
0 Arya Dies
1-3 Blood was a prop and she kills the waif with needle
4-6 Bran teaches Arya warging and she wargs into nymeria and joins Dany's army
7-9 Jaqen actually sent the waif to be killed by Arya because the waif failed her training
>>70740691
>1-3 Blood was a prop and she kills the waif with needle
No
>>70740691
Fistfull of Crowns confirmed.
Also, I'm pretty sure the Waif's assignment was the final test either way.
We'll meet again Jon
What's wrong with Sansa being with the one person in Westeros who's willing to put aside his own wants and needs and wage war just to keep her safe?
Why do people think Cleganebowl is going to happen?
Why do people think the Hound who is a very reconisble person would be allowed or want to go back to a place he deserted and to a family he betrayed to fight someone who isnt even his brother anymore?
The mountain/Robert Strong is going to die along with everyone else in the sept when Mad Queen Cersei blows it up
Lose Hype!!!!
>>70740691
>1-3 Blood was a prop and she kills the waif with needle
Retarded
>4-6 Bran teaches Arya warging and she wargs into nymeria and joins Dany's army
Even more retarded
>7-9 Jaqen actually sent the waif to be killed by Arya because the waif failed her training
What
>0 Arya Dies
Yep
>>70740597
>zit
gross
>song of ice and fire
jon is ice
daenerys is fire
could the ending of the series be any mroe predictable
>>70740678
He thinks Stannis was always at Dragonstone and that's where the siege of Storm's End happened.
>>70740456
These encodes are really great quality and under 1GB per episode. They're 10bit color and x265 encodes in 1080p.
>>70740727
I hope she dies. Even if she somehow comes back, her dying makes more sense.
Ideally she'd have been dead when she floted to the top of the canal after being stabbed.
>>70740643
Was bound to happen
The show has to be about somebody
Considering I think they were a little bit too eager to kill of characters when they dropped so many from the books in the first place. If Jon and Dany died, literally who would be left to care about for your average viewer?
>>70740738
jon is both the ice and fire
Arya having blood pouches on her stomach is literally the only thing that would make sense in that situation
>>70740738
>he thinks Jon isn't fire
Daenerys will be afflicted with the same mental problems as her father and Jorah will kill her.
>DUDE LET'S TRY SAME THING STANNIS DID LAST SEASON AGAINST RAMSEY LMAO
Is Jon the biggest retard in the show?
>>70740764
I don't want her to die if only for all the time I've invested watching her stupid going-nowhere plotline
>>70740778
Yeah, but 5gb is a lot of space. These JoyBell encodes are very great quality at small filesize
>>70740657
...you might be dyslexic
>>70740738
This is what happens when you write a book and don't expect it to grow into a billion dollar business.
>>70740838
For some reason, on my display, the L from BOWL is being pushed to its own line.
Shall we pray, /got/?
>>70740828
>>Yeah, but 5gb is a lot of space.
Storage space is cheap as fuck these days. A 4TB hard drive from a good manufacturer (Seagate, WD, etc.) will set you back ~£100 (probably quite a bit cheaper in the US, technology there is almost always way cheaper than it is here), and you can have several of them in your system.
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>>70740816
In some ways it makes sense for certain plotlines to go nowhere though. Unless they want to wnd with a massive clusterfuck, some of them have to be dead ends. Arya dying bleeding out in a canal would have made sense.
so when is greyworm gonna grow a pair and ravish this goddess' nether regions with his strong warrior's fingers?
>>70740814
His sister is the retard for hiding the fact that she has an army of knights from the Vale standing by ready to do her bidding.
>>70740680
Hound kills BWB including Thorors, no LSH
Arya is saved by Lady Crane, no shenanigans, she just got stabbed.
Blackfish dies off-screen in siege of Riverrun, Brienne tries to save the situation but fails and escapes with Tripod after returning Oathkeeper.
Lancel is killed by the Mountain.
>>70740895
>grow a pair
CIA is going to kill Jon as soon as the Battle of the Bastards is over, right? So Jon won't oppose him taking over the North and marrying Sansa. But then will he get resurrected again?
Or will Littlefinger have Knights of the Vale kill Jon in battle?
>>70740932
CIA is too smart to kill Jon
>>70740919
Sounds legit.
>>70740915 cont
Jon is just doing what he can with what he has. He's under the belief that Ramsey is going to attack him any time soon and Castle Black is designed to be completely undefendable from the south.
>>70740814
No, D&D just need him to be a retard in this instance so they can move other plot elements forward. Whenever you notice something like this from now on, that's what you need to think (unless of course you're shitposting in which case, well done, here's your (you)).
first for gilly
>>70740926
>And in the battle, Stannis is a faggot! Ha ha haaaa!
What did she mean by this?
>>70740959
For real though, is she inbred?
>>70740974
She's british, so yeah.
>>70740926
She looks like Alison Pill afflicted with gigantism.
>>70740974
no just cute
>>70740991
Very original. Did you think of that one yourself?
>>70740926
>ywn see her fucking Sansa with a strapon
I enjoy Aryaposting
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>>70740880
All this forced memeing... Go to bed already.
>>70740959
2nd best girl
>>70741023
Britain has a rich history of inbreeding. Do facts need to be original?
>>70740614
>>70740657
hey anons i found a website that might interest you ;)
https://www.reddit.com/r/cleganebowl
>we're finally getting Frey Pies in episode 10
>Ramsay is going to be fed to his hounds
>Dondarrion is still alive, so no LSH
What a weird season
>Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame is older than Maisie Williams
TOM FUCKS MEN
TOMFUKCSMEN
TOMMUKSMEN
TOMMEN
>>70741039
looks more like KL
>>70741023
Found the britbong.
Ellllo guvna! Wood ye like a spot o tea?
Guys I want to write a episode of game of thrones, here's my idea for how it would go
>first plot
>Jon Snow meets Zarqueesha C'u'nt, a black lesbian who fights with dual katanas
>she easily beats all the men in a swordfight and says never send a woman to do a mans job
>meanwhile on the far side of the world Tyrion teaches the freed slaves to play chess for 20 minutes
>in Dorne the Sand Snakes build a bunch of submachine guns using blueprints found in old scrolls underneath Sunstone
>Jaime and Cersei decide to give up on any sort of character development and be selfish incest fuckers forever
>Tommen trains Ser Pounce to kill
I think it would be a good way to open the next season
>>70741085
>Tripfag
You should fuck off to reddit as well cunt
https://www.livecap.tv/t/dotamajor/uLX18GAbikK
>tfw Hodor holding the door for Manilla major finalists
>>70741028ywn see Sansa on all fours with Brienne's 12 inch strapon balls deep in her mouth while Margaery fist fucks Sansa's pussy and Dany pisses on Sansa's face.
Dream bigger darling.
>>70741101
Dude, he's dating Myrcella 2.0.
>>70741155
IM FUCKING DYING
hodor holding the door in manila baby
>>70741155
>he opens the door
GG WP Odor
>>70741155
>>70741173
LUL that was so good
>mfw not even gonna bother tryign to explain to normie friends that hodor OPENED THE DOOR at a VIDEO GAME tournament LUL
>>70741155
we d2g now
>>70741155
So his career is officially a joke now huh
>>70741155
It's like his career immediately hit rock bottom
He's become a walking meme
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>>70741244
isn't he a DJ
>>70741137
Your eyes only.
>>70740992
>She looks like Alison Pill afflicted with gigantism.
lmao
>>70741259
His acting career, that is.
>inb4 Hold Da Door dubstep remix
>>70741155
>https://www.livecap.tv/t/dotamajor/uLX18GAbikK
What the fuck's up with the chat on this site
>>70741259
Yeah. Idk it just always feels wrong when you see a person reduced to something like that on screen. I know he chose to do it and probably got paid okay but still. He's going to ride the hold the door train as long as he can.
>>70741155
>dotamajor
literally why
He did not hold the door
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>>70740945
there's no way CIA can rally the north with just sansa, she's just there for the name
everyone knows Jon is the Stark the North deserves, im positive word from his heroics beyond the wall have filitered through on south to the Houses
its really the only explanation for anyone even listening to him since he's a bastard with no name and troops or anything, but if people know he'd defended the wall, became lord commander of the watch (and then died/reborn) they sure as fuck would respect him
now that i think about it though the most recent House they tried to recruit said they only agreed to meet out of respect for his Father...but didn't Sam send ravens telling people to send the Wall more troops? so then they'd know that he was the Lord Commander and actually relevant in his own right?
extrapolate with me lads
>>70741308
don't they just find some random theater actors for GoT anyway.
>implying he has an acting career before hodor
lava life
lava cock
lava handlava head
>>70741337
It could use a serious meme diet
>>70741329
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>>70741244
Actually, he had a DJ gig in Manilla and dropped by to watch the finals and he got asked to do something memey for his fans
>>70741371
>don't they just find some random theater actors for GoT anyway.
Most main actors had more or less solid tv and/or cinema roles.
>>70741337
jesus christ i got cancer just from scrooling through this.
Has anyone here actually rewatched everything and *NOT* skipped every Dany scene?
>>70741385
tanginamo
>>70740760
>They're 10bit colour
You do know your monitor can't display that and it's just used for encoding purposes
>>70740715
They both died.
Cleganebowl confirmed
>>70741385
His life is literally cringe tier
>>70741417
i skip scenes even the first watch through and got is one of the shows i skip the most of
>>70741371
This has to be some shitty bait or burger-level ignorance
>>70741337
>filename
so there's an A and B?
>>70741373
>Stannis follows the God of fire
>gets beheaded
>reborn with a lava head
Yep.
>>70741440
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>>70741417
Of course.
>>70741160
>[/spoiler]
that is a vividly lewd image anon. i like the way you think.
>>70741417
Here are the threads I've skipped through:
>Theon being tortured
>Joffrey is an asshole/retarded scenes
>Any scene with Robb and his whore
>Cersei is a bitch scenes
Only watched through once and I regret nothing. Come at me.
>>70741420
The quality is better though even if it cant display it.
>>70741437
It's time to go.
>>70741028
>strapon
amateur
>>70741160
>strapon
>balls deep
c'mon anon
>cersei last ep: we love our children, its the only truth i know
>only a cat of a different coat, that's all the truth i know
p i c t i o n a r y
>>70740953
Yeah but Winterfell is completely defendable, why not draw them out into an attack? They could do exactly what Ramsey did to Stannis' camp while in transit. You'd think wildlings might do a better job of it too, being raiders and living in worse environments.
>>70741479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g91esqlTl34&feature=youtu.be&t=12
>>70741417
I watch some, skip others basically all of Quarth
>>70740769
why is his ring finger so long
>>70741610
>Quarth
This was so horrible jesus christ
>>70741081
But aren't Americans inbred too? When the colonials moved to the New World the population wasn't high enough to avoid incest
I quit the show a while ago but I noticed that the Hound is back in it.
Is this a hint that Clegane Bowl is finally happening?
>>70741623
I only watch the leader of the 13 BTFO of Dany, that's it
>>70741533
>Cersei is a bitch scenes
so, all of Cersei's scenes?
i wouldn't even know the actress if i did that
What was the point of this scene? At first I thought it was to show the Dothraki's loyalty to Dany, but we already saw that in episode 4.
They probably spent millions on this scene, so there must be something deeper I'm missing right?
>>70741565
You don't like strap on's with balls? Ok, I do.
>>70741533
>>Cersei is a bitch scenes
What's wrong with you son
>>70741635
>natives
>slaves
>the french
i'm pretty sure we were good
>>70741668
muh stronk womyn
What the fuck is her problem?
>>70741648
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>>70740631
>still trying this hard
Fuck off you stupid retard, that's not even remotely funny
>>70741648
Literally never. Hound might fight Robert Strong but the Mountain died to Oberyn's poison.
>>70741668
They can keep regurgitating the same Dany scenes and people will continue to eat that shit up.
>>70741701
Menopause+being a struggling single mother in a male-dominated society.
if dubs confirmed stannis is alive
if trips confirmed stannis is night king and his gonna rape dany
>>70741701
menopause
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>>70741685
i mean scenes specifically about cersei being a bitch, as opposed to scenes in which cersei is a bitch, if you see what i mean
like her and sansa "below deck" during the battle of the blackwater and she's just being a cunt to sansa while the battle rages, pointless completely
if she's a bitch and there's more stuff going on yeah its fine, she's a great character, i just tire of the repetitive nature of those scenes
>>70741713
>found the arya poster
>>70741732
Or just being Cersei + menopause.
>>70741668
>At the end of this scene you should be somewhat roused by her and a little horrified. She's not Hitler at Nuremberg but she's got the power.
>>70741668
nothing it was stupid
dany's entire thread for the last 2 seasons or so has felt like st
>>70741773
stalling*
as in just waiitng until they can bring her to westeros finally
the dragons are big enough that it makes armies almost obsolete she could've already sailed over by now lets be real
>>70741688
O-ok but isn't literally every woman in our story a "strong woman"
If anything Dany is one of the least strong characters, because she needed literal magic to not die/get seriously burnt in the very first scene she was ever in, and it just got more ridiculous from there.
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>>70741793
she wasn't that interesting in the books either once she got to mereen and started lusting after daario in every chapter
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>>70741688
Seriously, what the fuck happened to her. She used to be a decent person and freed slaves because the empathized with them and knew what it was like to be treated like complete shit. She also used to give the free people the choice of whether to follower her or go on with their own lives.
Now she walks around as if being the mother of dragons and being able to walk though fire suddenly makes her shit gold.
>>70741812
It does though, she should just burn everything and become the big bad. A lot more interesting than malfunctioning weapons of war Night King.
>>70741668
This leddit post sums it up better than I can
https://www.reddit.com/r/gameofthrones/comments/4lq9rd/everything_dont_ignore_the_implications
>>70741812
Mereen happened. Sons of the Harpy happened.
>>70741807
>O-ok but isn't literally every woman in our story a "strong woman"
sansa isnt strong
arya wants to be but clearly isnt
cersei was strong and not just wants to be, slowly coming to terms with the fall of her house visibly paining her
brienne is actually strong but personality wise she's weak as shit
dany is le stronk womyn but i wouldnt say there are many of them
>>70741812
Never trust a Targ. Even Rhaegar couldn't escape the mad genes.
>>70741837
That's such a fucking lazy plot device. Ooh the dragon is smart now! That explains everything!
>>70741769
Who said this?
>>70741757
>defending this stupid meming and automatically assume that I'm an arya poster
>>70741837
I think you're crediting the show with a lot there.
>>70741812
she lost to the cock
Is dis real nigga hours?
>>70741909
The director dude in the picture. It's in the "inside the episode"
There was also some articles about it, just google daenerys hitler and you should find something
>>70741337
>1337
10/10
Do you have the template?
>>70741932
you're the only one who has a problem with it.
BRAAVO
>>70741337
hi Bradamante
>>70741939
NOTICE ME SENPAI~~~!!!!!
>>70740915
>Jon we need more troops you are vastly outnumbered
>THERE ISN'T ENOUGH TIME SANSA!
>>70741829
I just want the humble Dany back.
>>70741878
Are we even sure it's the Targ genes and not Gorge just fucking up her character to appeal to SJW?
>>70741939
Who's dick? Drogo? I think her stalk home syndrome was a part of what made her a nice person before.
>>70740953
I think preston video already destroyed this point and said Jon could have visited more houses. Also, Stannis marching straight in made no sense either.
>>70741992
Fault is still yours for replying.
>>70742010
Dany has always been the worst part of the show
>>70740598
>Davos: "All I know is that Stannis camped here for a reason"
>Sansa: "All I know is that you're as dumb as your onions"
Sansa vs. Davos spat when
>>70741956
Keep believing that
>>70741950
Based af. I hope the continue with this theme in the show.
>>70742043
is that waifs older brother/dad
>>70742035
Fuck off will you. I'll agree she's an insufferable cunt now but she was a good teir girl before.
>>70742035
she's not much better in the books
but at least in the books she's like 14
>>70741530ywn craddle a sweaty, sobbing, spent Sansa after she’s been roughly spanked with a riding crop when just an hour before you started your play with her she was determined not to make any noise, speak the safeword, or give in to your well placed relentless strikes across the back of her body, and after everything swn whisper into your ear, “thank you my love. thank you. thank you.”
>>70741878
What if Jon is one?
>>70741956
Different anon here, I think it's pretty fucking annoying.
>>70742010
>Who's dick?
daario's, all she did once she got to mereen was lust after daario's dick
>>70741992
hi
>>70741968
not me
Am I the only person here who hasn't even bothered to watch all of season 6? This show got really fucking stupid.
>>70740719
Am I the only one who wished Dee n Dee would just let the Sansa character go buck fucking wild? She is constantly edging into coming into her own as a calculating maiden of war, but then she has a scene where she just gets whiny again.
What the fuck was she saying again?
>>70742071
I think the Stark genes might be stronger in that regard.
>>70740974
She was hot in Skins.
Real talk. Realistically what non-predictable endings for all this could there be?
>>70742120
OYSTERS
i-is tommen going to die before Cersei lads???
he's the first truly likeable Lannister
>>70742139
CLAMS
>>70742097
you're missing out on some pretty good episodes
>>70742124
Peaceful resolution to the White Walker, situation, like undoing the magic that created the Night's King
>>70742104
see my vision for her in
>>70742071
But I think for Sansa she comes coming up against situations that are just a bit above her abilities despite what she's learned. The same could be true of any of us, we just see it with her.
>>70742141
>Tommen
>likable
WHAT THE FUCK
>>70742097
I hope so
You're talking to Stannis Baratheon, First of His name, rightful king of Westeros, king of the Andals and the first men, protector of the realm, Lord of Dragonstone, Lord Paramount of the Stormlands and Storm's End.
>>70742097
a shame
S6 is pretty good
>>70742177
ded
>>70742156
I wonder if all the Children are dead. If some are still alive, making peace with everyone would be a solid way to go.
I feel like if D&D/GRRM tried to do peaceful ending it would just end like this though:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDajqW561KM
>>70742151
N KEKOLDS
>>70742097
I think you are
>>70742192
DELETE THIS
>>70742152
>using your name in some gay way as part of your "brand"
Why are nerds so cheesy and predictable bros?
>>70742177
No, I'm talking to a headless corpse. Get BTFO.
This no leaks thing is lame.
>>70741612
it's slightly bent towards him
>>70742213
>not knowing what a tripcode is
back to r/gameofthrones
>>70740719
>Ramsay's buttslut
>Maiden
>>70742177
A God among peasants
>Hey Jon
>Hey Sansa
>You wanna mention anything important, like me being the only person as far as we know to have come back from the dead?
>Nah
>>70742151
COCKS
>>70742141
>he's the first truly likeable Lannister
I actually like the Dwarf dispute it being one of the most unpopular opinions.
>>70740769
Ice is Ice and Fire is Blackfyre. Two swords both currently unavailable.
>>70742167
that's hot, tubby honest.
>Sophie Turner's sexual appetites and tastes are so hardcore and dark, she makes Fet Lifers look like vanilla creampuffs
>>70742097
Season 6 has been better than Season 5 by a fair bit.
>>70742170
>has best waifu and loves her
>doesn't go in and try to kill all the religious nuts just to get her though, is sensible and waits
>is against degeneracy (my heart is gonna break during the trial when cersei publicly acknowledges the rumors are true and hes a product of incest ;-;)
>doesn't behead anyone he dislikes as King
>is getting bossed around by literally everyone at like age 12 (not necessarily likeable but makes you root for him)
what's the problem? he's certainly miles better than anyone else who's been/tried to be king so far like dany/stannis/robb/joffrey/robert/etc
>>70742249
excuse me?
>>70742270
Episodes 6 & 7 have been better, the first five were 5/10 at best
>>70742141
How is he likeable? Total moron with no charisma. He's a qt though, only kid who aged well.
>>70740795
That or the waif is in her head.
>>70742251
well yeah but he's done plenty of shitty things too, despite being likeable
>>70742192
>>70742217
Stannis gets a volcano head
>>70742222
English is clearly not your first language, as it was obvious to anyone with a brain he was referring to the tragic cheesiness of your tripcode. All you online nerds trying to make a brand for yourselves, constantly take your first names and gay them up like "Bradamante" or "Markiplier, or "Philtastical" or other cringy gayness.
>>70742291
you have a shit opinion. season 5 was crap
>>70742256
>Fet Lifers look like vanilla creampuffs
where do you think I started learning this stuff And thanks.
>>70742251
I did at first too, but it's like they're forcing him in to scenes. He's a master in KL, and I get the whole fish out of water aspect, but there's a great cast in Mereen.. They could do more there.
>>70741733
It begins.
>>70742293
>moron
name one stupid thing he's done
>>70742293
Because he's actually a decent person whos first instinct isn't to solve problems with violence
>>70742271
>has best waifu and loves her
and does absolutelly jack shit when she's imprisioned by religious zelots
>doesn't go in a kill the religious nuts
coward
>is against degeneracy
whilst being a degenerate himself
>doesn't behead anyone he dislikes
because he's a cuck who would hurt a fly if it was fucking his wife in front of him
>is getting bossed around by literally everyone at 12
which makes him a little cowardly, no balls having, bitch
lyanna fokin mormont has more balls than him, and she doesn't look a day over 10
>>70742323
outlawing beets.
>>70742192
take that back!
>>70742308
>volcano head
I'll lurk more if need be, but what's this volcano meme?
>>70742311
i agree with him
thus you have a shit opinion
>>70742325
this
its kind of refreshing lol, even supposed "good guys" like Jon and Robb had no problem murdering people
>>70742311
>hurr durr
Yeah and so was the first half of s6. S5 improved some in the later episodes and the same thing is happening now.
>>70742256
>Sophie Turner will never nail your scrotum to a board while jerking you off with sandpaper
why even live anymore
>>70742339
wouldn't* hurt a fly
>>70742309
like i said back to r/gameofthrones
>>70742120
OYSTERS, WARTS AND COCKLES!
honestly, I used to think Stannis is dead and gone.However, the constant, every-episode-reminder that he is dead makes me think something is up. He kight even end up returning as a white walker. Imagine it, a Punished Undead Stannis
>>70742323
Let the High Sparrow unironically manipulate him. He hasn't really done much per se but that's the point, he's useless.
The children feed Bran bloodstew every day, the first thing Benjen does is give Bran a mug of blood.
Is their something to it? I'm guessing their must already be theory's about this
>>70742384
With all the husbando fags in here I'm surprised no one's claimed this kid. Those are some prime balls tbqh
After the Knights of the Vale come to "aid" Sansa in her fight against the Boltons and Littlefinger tries to intimidate her in joining him again she is going tell Robin that his mother didn't die by accident, but was actually killed by Littlefinger. This revelation will have Robin order his instant execution via Moon Door and he(with Yohn Royces encourgment) will be grateful to Sansa about telling him the truth so she will have to his loyalty + army in the coming fight against the White Walkers.
>>70740959
fuck she is beautiful
I'd give anything to feel her soft lips on mine :(
>>70742347
Victarion gets a volcano hand from a red priest in the books, it the show it seems like Jorah is gonna get one, and Theon is gonna get a volcano cock
>>70741155
production value is pretty good for a tournament, nice dubs btw
>>70742323
>mother get's captured by religious zelots
>"i'm sure i, as king and son, don't need to do anything whilst the queen regent is imprisioned and abused a mere 500 m away"
>mother gets pareded around naked like a common whore by said zelots
>"oh, sorry, lol, my bad, i still won't do anything though"
>wife and brother in law gets taken by the same zelots
>"oh, this time i'm really angry, i'm gonna go in there and TALK to them. they'll know the kigns wrath"
>gets converted, and is know the high sparrows fuck toy
fucking 10/10. and that's only the last few episodes.
btw, this should prove he isn't a baratheon, since their house motto was "Ours is the Furry".
this kid has all the furry of a fucking telle tuby
>>70742339
>and does absolutelly jack shit when she's imprisioned by religious zelots
he knew he could just wait it out and talk to the High Sparrow and he'd get her back without violence, which he did, just going in there guns blazing was a surefire way to get the people against you
>coward
edgy
>whilst being a degenerate himself
product of degeneracy***
he's done nothing wrong himself to be absolutely fair
>because he's a cuck who wouldn't hurt a fly
i dont think he's really had the opportunity to make a decision on warfare yet, im assuming that will come though
thought it was weird how the army and jaime were sent up to riverrun without consulting the whole small council at least...
>cowardly no balls bitch
he told his mom to go home???
ok so hes a pussy i'll give you that, he's still more likeable as a king than anyone else so far barring Kueen of the Iron Islands and Renly, and better than any lannister so far
>lyanna
not even fair dude she's easily the ballsiest character we've seen in the entire show
commands with the balls of 10 men
>>70740469
I love King Stannis.
>>70742340
beets are purple
purple is gay
=
degeneracy punishable by a walk of shame
>>70742465
How dare you like a traitor uncle.
>>70742384
Did he get his balls waxed? Also, I don't see the wart.
>>70742437
squirrelfu a cute
>>70742483
i was told that some people are just genetically pre-disposed to not having hair grow down there
>>70742386
useless pussy ill accept, i have hope he'll have do something about jaime/cersei once he finds out though
we'll see his true mettle then
SHE KNOWS. shut it down.
>>70740895
heh no cawk
>>70742500
He's just stupid
>>70742434
I hope this happens
but CIA is too good a character for them to kill off so i doubt it
>>70742447
Thanks anon. Now I'm asking myself if I'd want a volcano cock. Might be good. Might scare the shit out of the ladies.
>>70742508
>still green
wdsmbt?
>>70742460
>Furry
>furry
fury*
>>70742526
Try everything once lad.
>>70742460
>this kid has all the furry of a fucking telle tuby
anon..
>>70742520
He already said he didn't wanted to play another season
>>70741155
This is pretty funny
>>70742553
source?????
that'd be great then
>>70742384
There's no warts on his cock, though.
>>70742497
White people have hairy balls.
So we all know Tommen is dead for a Cersei ruled Lannister South to die in the end right?
Hound kills Jaime.
>>70742553
>GoT without CIA
dropped desu
>>70742531
Arya greensight most likely tbhfám
>>70739553
I honestly can't believe people believe this R + L = J shit despite the physical evidence to the contrary.
There's not a single person in the books with half Targ blood who doesn't display Valyrian features.
>>70741837
So she needed more badges to control charizard?
>>70742447
Pretty sure Jorah is getting greyscale like Jon Connington does in the books, volcano hand is a different thing entirely.
>>70742573
>Hound kills Jaime.
No.
>>70742461
>he knew he could just wait it out and talk to the High Sparrow and he'd get her back without violence
god job. now the queen regent (his mother) has been given a literal walk of shame, and has lost all credibility.
> going in there guns blazing was a surefire way to get the people against you
you think a king should care?
>edgy
a meaningless word
>product of degeneracy
is a product of degeneracy not degenrate itself?
>he's done nothing wrong himself
read all of the responses to you. doing nothing is just as bad as doing bad things. because you're letting the bad things happen, and had the power to stop them.
>i dont think he's really had the opportunity to make a decision on warfare yet
HE'S THE FUCKING KING. he could literally walk into the small concil and go
"allright, i want that sparrow and his gons dead come sunrise, and my wife and mother released and unhurt". and the fucking small council would've done that. they have the man power, they have the fucking resources. shit, they have the fucking tyrels, which alone command 100000 man and have more food than anyone else.
>tought it was weird how the army and jaime were sent up to riverrun without consulting the whole small council at least
for a couple reason. one, the sparrow is now the small council (for all intents and purposes) and the king doesn't need to consult the small concil if he doesn't want. He's the fucking king.
also, the sparrow is king now. tommen is a puppet
>he told his mom to go home???
oh, he locked his onw mother (who'd never raise a hand against him) in her room?
how brave. i'm sure that took corage *cough* *cough*
>he's still more likeable as a king than anyone else
i liked robert baratheon a hole lot more. and he's perhaps the lowest of the lannisters.
tyrion and jaime put him in a shoe, not to mention tywin.
>>70740560
>jontard
You're too stupid to understand that even your own bland dumb looking manlet hero supported Stannis
>>70740506
One Fuhrer.
>>70742586
John looks half Essosi, or Dornish.
>>70742533
>>70742552
yeah, i shouldn't post and drink
also, fanfiction when?
>>70740483
C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
>durr I have to dress in black after my child dies
This is so autistic. I miss the fashionista outfits Cersei used to wear in the early seasons, not these shitty goth outfits.
>>70741480
MADNUS
>>70742590
Basically.
>>70742591
But conningtons greyscale is advancing a lot slower than jorahs
>>70742631
thats green tho
>>70742631
that's clearly green you idiotic ponce.
>>70742643
MADNUSS FUCKING SHITS
>>70742601
Maybe not Hound but he's dead. He fits no where. Such a loose piece.
>>70742643
Based Mace.
>>70741769
>Hitler at Nuremberg
>>70742643
am i the only one who really liked his speech?
>>70741224
............Hey!
>>70742647
That's just the tv writers trying to wrap storylines quick.
>>70742673
explain
>>70742586
Jon's parents don't matter
>>70742673
What are you trying to imply?
>>70741364
He needs them both. The first got game before the telltale series as house sarywk in a position similar to the starks.
But you have the red priest first born son who has returned to become lord of house sarywk and the bastard brother valarr marrying his half sister to continue house sarwyk. Both with blood, and that way he acquires the name with lordship.
>>70742699
>>70742707
Nothing, I have brain damage and thought he was talking about the trials.
>>70741837
What would have happened if sunset and Drogon had found her squatting?
>>70742631
>I miss the fashionista outfits Cersei used to wear in the early seasons,
I miss those too. I like the idea of the Iron Throne being depicted as full of some exotic oriental stuff, not this normie shit.
>>70741355
wait what...?
>>70742776
Memes.
>>70741224
>battery assault
>>70742610
DELETE THIS
Can Sansa by any more of a fucking hypocritical, inconsiderate snob? Being betrayed by your own men, brutally murdered and then brought back with the knowledge there's absolutely nothing on the other side would fuck anyone up badly. And after all that, his bitch half-sister/cousin strolls in and demands Jon fight again, risk his life and the lives of others for her sake.
Then she acts high and mighty, trash talking those who are actually competent (Davos) and who have contributed to their cause, while she has done nothing for them. She also couldn't put aside her petty grudge and pride at first to help Jon in the war she pushed him into by accepting LF's offer. She even keeps that to herself. When she finally relents and asks for the Vale army, she still withholds the crucial intell from Jon. Jon would change his tactics if he knew about that army. Sansa, stupidly, thinks battles are only about sheer manpower.
>>70742621
>Dornish
>white
>>70740959
disgusting shitskin eyes
they're not even hazel just subhuman black
>>70742825
BUT JOOOON WE NEED MORE MEN
>>70742182
>>70742176
>>70742270
You guys are fucking nuts. I bet you watch TWD, too. Season 5 was possibly worse but this season has no storylines that are not crippled by bad writing (beyond Bran's, arguably). Everything is just so fucking dumb that I have no idea how you could find any enjoyment out of the story.
>hurrr why do you watch it then
Significant others are a hell of a drug.
>>70742203
Depressing, but not surprising.
>>70742866
Sometimes I wonder what drives a person to post something like this.
>>70742884
Season 6 has been pretty fucking good so far senpai
Man, Bran and Benjen are going to have some very, very akward talks
>so, how's my brother
>is jon doing allright at the wall
>how's king robert fairing
>etc...
>>70742922
She's with sam but really dreaming of Sid
>>70742884
>HUR DUR BAD WRITING XD
I CANT NAME ANY SPECIFICS BUT I JUST THROW EVERYTHING INTO THE SAME CATEGORY CALLED "BAD WRITING" XD
NO I DONT KNOW THAT BAD WRITING HAS MANY THINGS GOING INTO IT LIKE DEVELOPMENT, MOTIVATIONS, ETC
I JUST CALL IT BAD WRITING SO I SOUND SMART AND MAKE PEOPLE THINK I KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT :D
off yourself and never come back faggot
>>70742825
She's a dumb traumatized kid, the fuck else is she gonna do? At the very least she finally gave in and asked The Vale for help, which will save them in the end. Jon is being just as stupid as she is thinking he has to fight with so little men and pull another Stannis. It's blatant suicide right after he came back to life.
What if we put Bear Loli in charge of Winterfell instead of the two inept Starks.
Bear > Wolf
>>70742884
None of them are totally crippled. There's a dumb scene here and there, sure.
>>70742603
i cede the point anon well said
>>70742962
That's because there's barely any arc that isn't marred by bad writing. Arya, Daenerys, Jon, Sansa, Davos, Melisandre, Brienne, Cersei and Jaime all suffer from fucking terrible writing. Only Bran is acceptable, and even then its full of DABID plotholes.
>>70742825
She's been brainswashed by brienne the beauty against Stannis (or his memory) and Davos.
>>70743001
You dont get the point right?
You can't fucking call something having bad writing when the "writing" has too many things going into it
When you say something has bad writing you are literally saying that there is NO positive point in any of the scenes. Meaning: You would automatically make the argument that there has been zero good dialogue in the Season, which is by itself an aspie level retarded, autistic thing to say
and if you truly think that way
as i said kys
>>70742825
I really just see it as Littlefinger's influence more than anything.
I don't think Sansa truly trusts Jon, Davos or Tormund. She might not even trust Brienne. Littlefinger seems to have passed his cold, smug, calculating nature onto Sansa.
So she's dismissive toward those who don't directly align with her goals, very similar to the way Littlefinger completely dissed and dismissed Brienne when they encountered each other early on last season.
Now she's highly critical and skeptical of Davos, because he's an outsider to the North and the noble class; his agenda is too plain and straightforward, so she's suspicious.
She views Stannis by reputation alone. All she knows about him is that he was spectacularly defeated multiple times, finally ending in his death, and so whatever else he did means nothing to her.
And she's clearly mad that Jon won't listen to her and gather more men to her cause.
Time will tell if LF is literally the only one Sansa feels she can rely on now, or if she's just plotting to use and then dispose of him.
>>70742942
fuck you
>>70741701
She's dumber than she thinks she is.
>>70743066
>When you say something has bad writing you are literally saying that there is NO positive point in any of the scenes
Are you autistic? When I say that the writing is bad, I mean that overall the writing is bad, not that there are absolutely no redeeming qualities. The writing is fucking awful and it's not my fault you're too fucking uncultured to realize it.
>>70742847
>implying Jon looks 4chan "white"