Dany did everything wrong
>>70740469
Azor Sam
Azor Jon!
Azor Dany
What if we put the Bear Loli in charge of Winterfell instead of the two inept Starks.
Bear > Wolf
Why does the new Night King look like such a bitch?
Azor Jammie's! The golden boy!
not enough feet in this season
20
G O O D
M E N
>>70742972
Mate, if Tywin were there, he would've disemboweled them too and you'd all love it.
Preston
>>70743024
62
B E A R
M E N
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
Come back hunchback poster. You are doing the 7's work.
>>70743018
>New
>Looking like a bitch
>implying it wasn't the old one that looked like a bitch.
The old one looked like a 20 year old faggot.
>>70743034
All I know is the bitch better get her tits out
>>70743012
desu if bear lolli had three dragons the show would've ended two seasons ago
real nigga hours
who the fuck up and supporting the true king and queen
>tfw each and everything is Bran
he created everything, is everyone and will end everything.
Amazing writing D&D, truly amazing
>>70743041
Here we go with forcing of this meme.. Go ahead, splerg out.
Is no one talking about the leaked Ep 9 Promo?
I thought this was a place to talk about GoT
Not shitpost about loli bear whores
>>70743025
I wouldn't, but the bloodthirsty majority of /got/ and showwatchers in generals probably would.
>>70743025
there's a diference.
after the grieving families came complaining, he would've either scolded them, or hanged them too.
not take them down like a bitch.
Azor Sam
>>70743069
Post it then
>>70743018
slavic subhuman genes
>>70743076
I don't have the link it got taken down
>swn desperately send me a letter asking for my aid in her darkest hour
>I will never get to ride into battle to gloriously answer her call and either die for her or win a war for her.
Why should I even live anymore?
>>70742972
i want to watch that sassy little boy get fucked in the ass by isaac while dean fucks his mouth to be honest family
I think I might be attracted to Myra.
Am I gay?
Who's the main character, Jon?
>>70743042
old one was an experienced british actor with menacing facial features
new one is literally a millenial stuntman gone meme actor
>>70743062
Why are you so autistic over Masie? She is a goblin who really looks like the hunchback. Stop being so butt hurt anon it's all in good fun.
>THIS IS NOW A TULLY THREAD
LANNISTER AND FREY FAGS GTFO
FROM NOW ON OUR BRAVE LORD EDMURE TULLY OF THE RIVERLANDS WILL RULE THIS THREAD
POST YOUR BEST /RADMURES/ TO SATISFY HIM
>>70743061
bran is all about watching flashbacks, leave the kid. he actually have no power of altering the past, maybe he could influence future but not past.
>>70743056
Me.
>>70743103
jon and dany
>>70743072
Dany has a softer heart; she's just a girl after all.
>>70743107
I'm actually confused, I thought the image you posted was the new one.
>>70743103
Ned Stark
>>70743103
B R A N
R
A
N
>>70743061
What show are you watching?
>>70743120
fuck off m8
>>70743109
>>70743069
Would be posted on the freefolk leddit, as with all other spoilers, long before posted here, you're full of shit nigger
>>70743056
here i am
>>70743114
>hodor
>>70743109
R A D
A
D
>>70742942
You're fucking full of shit, no it goddamn hasn't. Tell me one good storyline that isn't plagued by fucking awful writing. Tell me one character that you're actually interested in following.
>>70742962
Literally all I have to say is Dorne you fucking sperg, do you actually want me to list every single flaw with every single one? Why don't you name something that you think is good and I can tell you why your opinion is worth less than my fucking tampons.
>>70742981
Dorne. Iron Islands. Dany. KL. North. All of these are fucking trash that make zero sense if you actually think about things like character actions, motivations, and why things are actually happening. Its lazy as shit storytelling.
I mean I can get liking the show because you enjoy the setpieces or whatever, but none of you can possibly find the writing in the show anywhere close to acceptable.
Just imagine a Trident episode, seriously just imagine it
>Rhaegar and Roberts meets each other's gaze
>They approach each other at the battlefied, their soldiers making way
>soon as the Stag's warhammer struck the Dragon's sword, there were no words, as they were no need for it, only fury.
>their men watched as the rebellion reached its climax, two warriors at their best, one fought with rage and the other with responsibility
>The Usurper earned his label as his warhammer caved into the dragon's chest
>rain and rubies fell, as did Rhaegar and the Targaryens
>His men we're quick to bend the knee, but a lone kingsguard rushes to Rhaegar's aid
>sword and arrows welcomed him as he reached the prince
>Robert Baratheon shouts "enough" against Roose Bolton protests
reminder that the show ws best when this fgt was still alive
>>70743114
Dude, have you seen the fifth episode?
He literally creates Hodor.
>>70743089
describe it then faggot
Daily reminder.
>>70743148
Seriously, if you want to convince us then give specifics. Break down one of the storylines, and explain why you consider it 'crippled'.
>>70743126
it is
>>70743077 is the old one
>>70743103
who ever was likely in every single episode, in other words jon
What are we reading today, /got/?
>>70743158
indeed
>>70743159
To be fair he did it involuntarily, it was the 3ER who orchestrated the whole thing
>>70743164
It wasn't in English so I can only go off what I saw
Tommen standing over Margs body
Jaimie and Bronn talking by a map
The Hound looking at the red keep
Sansa turning around
Close up of Danys eye
![[HorribleSubs] Bungou Stray Dogs - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_05.18_[2016.04.06_15.03.55].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/21SQOlg.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Bungou Stray Dogs - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_05.18_[2016.04.06_15.03.55].jpg")
>>70743181
no longer human by osamu dazai
>>70743018
i liked the old one better too
>>70743171
You just know
>>70743148
>HEY GUYS I ACTUALLY HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA ABOUT WRITING FICTION BUT I JUST PRETEND LIKE I KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT
>HEY GUYS I JUST HAD A DISCUSSION WITH THIS OTHER GUY (me) WHO TOLD ME THAT THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS THAT GO INTO WRITING LIKE "character actions, motiviations, and why things are actually happening" AND NOW IM USING THIS EXACT QUOTE FOR MYSELF TO PROVE LE EPIC SHOW WATCHERS WRONG XD
As I said, you have no fucking idea what you are talking about and seeing how you use my definition of "writing" has your own argument now shows that you had no idea about actual writing to begin with
now
please just throw yourself from the highest building there is you goddamn fucking idiot
>>70743181
Even if she is faking, this new submissive,pious Marge is much more elegant and sexy than her "smirking whore from Highgarden" gimmick. Seeing her so modestly dressed, pure,soft-spoken, and holy makes me DIAMONDS
>>70743204
>not downloading it
>not even taking screenshots
ehhhh
>>70743181
Not reading all that much...ywn be bent over the royal bed with your arms tied behind your back and a gag in your mouth as a smirking queen removes the fingers from your ass that she’s been using to massage your prostate and starts to slowly insert a large studded strapon with one hand and places her other around your neck, tightening her hold and slowly pushing deeper inside you. swn then call for a foreign brown skin beauty that speaks 19 languages to remove your gag and teach you High Valyrian as you feel the queen’s thrusting increase in speed and intensity.
>>70743230
I just want her to be a fully converted slave to the high sparrow, doing anything the sick old man desires.
>>70743172
Again, literally all I have to say is Dorne. I'm busy browsing /d/ and you're not worth the time and effort if you're going to defend that shit.
But hey I'll be a sport and ask you to explain how the Kingsmoot was a well written scene.
>>70743172
I've been asking him to do that since the last thread. He has no actual examples of "bad writing" he just calls it that because he obviously has a grudge against the show and just throws every scene into the "bad writing" category without actually seriously judging them.
>>70743102
Yes. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
>>70743144
>>70743159
hodor was hodor even before bran was conceived.
beside why bloodraven was so uninterested by bran's thinking he could change the past?
>>70743102
i thought i was but really it was just her hair and vigorousness in bringing bran everywhere in that sleigh
shes actually below average in attractiveness
>>70743120
wait so what happened to wifey stannis
So umm guys what was the point of the whole red-comet-sidestory? How was that concluded in the show and what did it mean?
>>70743236
Oh my phone mate
I wanted to watch it first and then was going to go back and do it but got distracted and when I tried to find it again it was gone
Tommen suicide looking pretty likely though
>>70742972
>>did everything wrong
>has 3 big dragons to fill her with their warm seed
>an army bigger than any army on the planet
>more things
>and she came from literally nothing
>>70743077
I liked this one way better
>>70743204
truede confirmed episode 9 only has 2 locations, so you're full of shit.
>>70743254
>HEY GUYS I HAVE A LOT OF EXAMPLES FOR HOW THE WHOLE SEASON ONLY HAD BAD WRITING
>but im not gonna name some because you are not worth my time and you are just a troll if you defend S6 xd
please just kill yourself man why do you do this to us
>>70743275
she got lynched by the desrters before they took off
>new X-Men film taking place in Westeros
>shit is going down
>Ser Quick of House Silver shows up
>time slows down>AND WHO ARE YOU
>>70743171
they look like such jews man
t. half jew
>>70743285
Just saying what I saw bud
Take it or leave it
They also said Kit wasn't coming back
They lie to keep surprises hidden
Moron
>>70743181
Flying Witch and soon Bakemonogatari again
>>70743196
Who is King Cat?
>>70742967
>At the very least she finally gave in and asked The Vale for help, which will save them in the end.
Yes, because plot convenience. They'll almost certainly be saved in extremis by the army of the Vale sweeping in against the Bolton when everything seems lost...
Remove the plot armor bullshit and Jon's army could just lose, Ramsay executes him, Davos, and beargirl, and while Sansa is being raped and/or flayed, maybe she'd have a thought about how she should've told Jon about the army and he would've delayed the attack a day or two.
Sansa not telling Jon is fucking retarded and there's no way around it.
It's not a fucking surprise party you have to hide from someone for maximum happy moments. You don't hide the fact that there's a massive army available, even if the army is gonna help.
It's gonna help even more if you're aware it's coming.
>>70743171
>tfw a woman will never look at you this way
>>70743120
Show-Selyse is kind of a cute. Not gonna lie, I would fuck her just for the experience
>>70743230
same
>>70743012
amyone else ships Davos X Lyanna?
>>70743204
>Cleganebowl bait
We know Cleganebowl isn't happening because there won't be a trial by combat, you're full of shit.
>>70743315
A type of updog.
>cast this guy
>dies in the first episode
reeeee
I'm an extra
AMA
>>70743276
Osha said it was dragons
that was the end of it
Daily reminder that D+D=T
>Dany + Drogo = Tyrion
https://reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/30mat2/spoilers_all_ddt_a_neverbeforeseen_theory/
>>70743172
Number of Cersei's kids changing
Nobody bringing up Jon being a traitor to the NW
Sansa and Theon surviving crossing the river
Teleporting Brienne with GPS
Kinslaying no big deal anymore
Nobody caring that Dorne killed the King's sister
Davos being okay with magic
Holy shit you guys are easily triggered, by the way. Thought this was /got/ not /tumblr/
>>70743346
Again
I'm literally just saying what I saw on the screen mate
>>70743310
o-oh
she was kind of a cunt anyways i suppose
>>70743348
The fuck is updog?
>>70743288
I took it as suicide.
>>70743297
>time slows down
>THE BEAR, THE BEAR
>>70743056
>who the fuck up and supporting
>jontards&danytards in charge of typing anything that make any fucking sense at all
>>70743298
But she's not.
Why do you guys think Brienne returns Oathkeeper to Jaime?
>>70743315
Catelyn, is being spoken too by Ned, aka Cat
meet the KING............Cat.
i had to rereead it you're not alone
>>70743351
Bazinga?
>>70743351
How few fucks did any of the actors give about you?
>>70743077
Nigga, do you enjoy Calvino?
I just finished The Non-existent Knight this morning.
>>70743321
>>70743321
>It's not a fucking surprise party you have to hide from someone for maximum happy moments. You don't hide the fact that there's a massive army available, even if the army is gonna help.
>It's gonna help even more if you're aware it's coming.
yeah i have no idea why this makes any sense
>>70743242
S-shame!
>>70743349
Dude, ever since I've seen that movie hot rod, I just see frank hanging out with the hound.
he did say himself though that he was given a one off role.
>>70743376
Not much. Density, I guess.
>>70743018
>>70743077
you niggas are plebs
>>70743324
It's happened to me twice and I ran away both times and dumped them.
We didnt get to see margery do a walk of repent.
Feels bad tbqh familio
>>70743159
>the past is already written, the ink is dry. said bloodraven
>>70743415
haven't read anything by him
DID ANYONE SAY LEAKS
>>70743432
/got/ CANT HANDLE IT
>>70743154
>Just imagine a Trident episode, seriously just imagine it
>...
Yeah, if they had new writers maybe.
You're a fool if you think D&D wouldn't make Robert look like fucking shit and Rhaegar looks like an angel in human form.
Robert would probably rape a whore ( or Ned ) before the battle, and Rhaegar would probably take a wound/stray arrow while leading a few orphans away from the battlefield.
>>70743376
>>70743361
TIME TO GOHback to you know where
>>70743348
>>70743376
>>70743430
dude you're ethering him lmao
>>70743444
>got is a well written series, they said
>>70743108
>He's doing it again.
>>70743376
I don't know, I never asked
>>70743171
>tfw I don't even like her that much but that look... melts my heart.
few more like those and I might convert to frogfuism.
>>70743376
quit while you're ahead dude
>>70743473
it is
>it's a danny shows up without her dragons because the CGI budget is getting tight episode
>>70743456
Leaked promo
>>70743254
>Again, literally all I have to say is Dorne.
Wow, you're really good at arguing.
>>70743181
Ass Kinks
>>70743451
>Bradamante
Is it from Orlando Furioso?
ELAKS?
>>70743321
>Sansa not telling Jon is fucking retarded and there's no way around it.
D&D gave this as the reason:
>"Sansa is showing us the ways in which Littlefinger has shaped her way of looking at the world. The decision not to tell Jon about the meeting with Littlefinger, not to tell Jon how she knows abut the Blackfish…if she really trusted Jon and she really was coming at this as a clean, pure Stark, she would tell the truth to her brother and the person to whom she has real allegiance at this point. But for whatever reason she holds back on that, and I think that shows Littlefinger still has some kind of hold on Sansa."
>>70743482
Dany needs to be shot.
>>70743288
I think it was suicide too
>tfw im one of the only danyfags left on /tv/
why did you give up on best waifu /got/
>>70743473
>got is not well written. said your dick
>>70743502
>Again, literally all I have to say is Dorne
this guy
>>70743376
Writing an essay. What about you?
>>70743351
an extra during what?? retard
>>70743494
"Hi guys I just rode in on my dragons. Where are they? Oh they're uh, back at camp.."
>>70743385
just plain-jane anglo-celtic then?
>>70743061
why do people keep using 10 year old bran in their artwork?
why not use shitty 20 year old gremlin looking bran?
>>70743512
Lmao that's complete bullshit.
>character can watch the past
>actually changes it
>even before the character was born the past had been changed for the rest of the universe
explain this please
Anyone else find it funny how so many people love this character but then you have to remind them how he kicked a little boy out a window?
>>70743536
Extra large
>>70743509
it's a secret
>>70743204
> Tommen standing over Margs body
they wouldn't spoil something like this before the episode came out
>>70743512
is she looking down at his penis?
>>70743562
that was cersei
>>70743297
>time slows down
>The Dornishman's wife was as fair as the sun
>>70743260
You are fucking dense aren't you.
>>70743512
That's called shitty storytelling and if you buy that, you're a fucking retard. That's as stupid as them saying RIGHT WHEN WE FIRST SAW STANNIS HE WAS BURNING PEOPLE or DROGON SENSED DANY WAS IN DANGER AND FLEW IN TO SAVE HER, it shows how horrendously bad D&D are at consistency or providing the audience with information.
>>70743502
Are you actually defending Dorne?
>>70743512
LF literally left her in winterfell with the boltons to be raped by ramsey
no woman with an IQ above 10 would ever trust that person ever again
the tripfag is talking to himself again
>>70743559
>doesn't know what a paradox is
>>70743562
Bullshit.
He pushed him, not kicked him.
>>70743324
;-;
>>70743391
>brienne gives jaime oathkeeper
fucking why? it should go to jon or sansa, it was MADE FROM NED'S SWORD FOR FUCK'S SAKE
>>70743551
because that's how he's supposed to look like
>>70743523
I love her I hate Dany though.
>>70743591
well sansa's IQ is clearly below 5
>>70743562
Yes.
>how can a person this beautiful on the outside can be so rotten on the inside
>>70743567
Epin, simbly eric
>>70743562
people still like him because he had his reasons
Who is Brienne going to vanquish next? Bronn? Jorah? Maybe take another stab at The Hound?
>>70743604
yeah, 10 years and 2 kids ago
dude looks like my dad now
>>70743579
NUH UH
>>70743601
Kicked, pushed, whatever. Hes still a dick fucking his own sister.
>>70743109
T R E B U C H E T
R E B U C H E T T
E B U C H E T T R
B U C H E T T R E
U C H E T T R E B
C H E T T R E B U
H E T T R E B U C
E T T R E B U C H
T R E B U C H E T
>this is not spam why 4chinz against dank memes?
If there's a leaked promo, may we see it pls?
>>70743562
and he killed his ex-squire to try and escape (which failed)
>>70743018
He looks shit compared to the other viking looking ones.
>>70743591
>implying sansa has an IQ above 10
>>70743588
No, I'm saying you're doing a dreadful job of explaining why any of the writing in the show is bad.
>>70743559
Its a same ol' time travel story that has been said like million times already. How old are you, 12 and a half?
Literally all that Ned had to do was let Barristan stay with him when Robert was dying so he could have a witness to what it is he wanted to say
jesus fucking christ was he fucking stupid
>>70743582
5/5 bretty gud
i hope we get to hear more bronn singing
>>70743599
It's impossible to traven to the past
You can slow down time while the rest keep moving at a normal speed like in Interstellar, but not actually going to a previous time
>>70743483
The more you read about her, the more you'll love her.
>/got/ actually thinks Dorne was well-written
You guys are adorably contrarian. Next you'll say that show Dany is a fantastic character.
>>70743506
Who wrote it
>>70743494
but there hasn't been a hardhome episode yet
Has this nigger been rowing his boat this entire time?
>>70743623
Id give him a break on fucking, but having children with her is wierd.
>>70743562
>saved the kingdom
>gets shit on every fucking day for it
Jaime will always be a good guy because he killed Aerys. No amount of incest and child killing will change that.
>>70743351
Are you Smee or did you work with Smee?
>>70743591
He asked her if she was ok with it.
He clearly wasn't aware of what Ramsay was actually like, granted his grovelling apologies. If he actually hated Sansa he could have joined forces with the Boltons, crushed Jon Snow and demanded the right to fuck Sansa daily as a part of his reward
>>70743620
Probably Bronn since she's at Riverrun and there's going to be a battle
>>70743605
that is acceptable
>>70743658
ROW YOUR BOAT
O
W
Y
O
U
R
B
O
A
T
>>70743650
>tfw she will never take off her panties and smoosh it in your face and whisper "you fat fucking retard kill yourself" as she sticks her dick into your butt and rapes you hard
>>70743018
the fuck are you bitching about, he looks mildly different (smaller eyes, sharper features)
>>70743610
>>70743634
>>70743562
He saved more lives by pushing bran out of the window. Letting bran live meant spilling more blood. 1 child for 3 children and his consort.
Besides Bran made the choice to sell his soul for second life so bran is guilty.
Jaime had no choice. Bran chooses to give his seed to the raven thus losing his soul.
And he gets to be sacrificed to live a second life in a dragon. Most people only get one life, bran obtained 3.
>>70743652
more like you're an idiot who doesn't know how to defend his own arguments
saying "IT'S BAD CUS IT'S BAD" isn't an argument
>>70743512
That doesn't make any goddamn sense.
I repeat : you don't hide an army that could make the difference.
Everyone could die before the army even get there because no one knows about it beside Sansa so attacking right now or delaying is the same for them.
But it's actually not, attacking now is 3k vs maybe 5k, and delaying means 15k vs 5k or whatever.
She's literally preventing the army from going from underdog to massive favorite to win (or at least could if it wasn't just a story ) because LF has a hold on her or some shit?
>>70743646
philosophically speaking you can go (well exactly not go but you can be there), its called eternalism.
>>70743676
She's pretty cute, isn't she
>>70743624
>>70743669
CIA world hopping confirmed
>>70743620
holy fuck HER HAIR
FUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
its fucking beautiful
>>70743689
WALKERED when?
>>70743689
Night King forever
Humans never
>>70743603
> tfw jon never dual wields longclaw and oathkeeper
>>70743601
I would've struck bran in the nads.
>>70743559
It's a causal loop.Time is a flat circle.
>>70743652
who cares about dorne?
>>70743181
Joseph Conrad and some Houellebecq you goddamn illiterate faggotd
>>70743646
>impossible to travel through time
>Dead people come back to life
>People have the ability to take over and enter the mind of animals
>White Walkers were made by stabbing a man with a piece of obsidian.
Wew lad
Hard mode: no Lyanna
>>70743709
>>70743688
Why even live?
>>70743627
that was cersei
>>70743644
robert literally said joffrey though
ned changed the phrasing on his own volition
>>70743591
if she genuinely believes that he didn't know ramsay was a psycho and he's just an idiot and not her enemy, she'll forgive him after he proves his loyalty by saving the day in episode 9 and kills ramsay.
call it bad writing but she'll forgive him, just like dany eventually forgave jorah.
>>70743737
Joffrey
>>70743650
except for the fact that she loves black dick
>>70743737
Meera
The Waif
>>70743737
Danaerys
>>70743181
Broseph de Maistre
>>70743603
>it should go to jon or sansa
Yeah give it to Sansa she'll use it as a dildo or some shit.
Or give it to Jon so he can dual wield valyrian swords, like he's not an animu meme enough already.
...
Not sure I see it happening, but giving it back to Jaime makes sense. He gave it to her to fulfill an oath. It's done, or at least as done as it'll ever be. Brienne found Sansa.
Who the fuck is preston???
>>70743758
HUMAN FUCKING SHITS
>>70743755
>Meera
You need to be at least minimally passing to be a trap
>>70743713
MEERA NIGHT'S QUEEN
>>70743758
HUMAN FUCKING SHITS
>>70743650
whats the source for this anyways
>>70743745
yes, but Robert also made Ned king, didn't he?
Barristan was LC (iirc) he would have sided with ned if he heard it
>>70743615
That coat and Twyin's armour with the sash are the most /fa/ costumes
>>70743735
>>Dead people come back to life
>>People have the ability to take over and enter the mind of animals
>>White Walkers were made by stabbing a man with a piece of obsidian.
These are part of the show logic
Time travelling is just a deus ex machina to explain Hodor's name
>>70743770
The king of /got/
>>70743758
FREY FUCKING SHITS
>>70743778
>>70743769
P O W E R
C O U P L E
>>70743770
Preston Jacobs
Resident tinfoiler/theorist/reviewer
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXU7XVK_2Wd6tAHYO8g9vAA
>>70743568
Sorry when I say Marg I'm guessing so because it certainly looks like her
If could be someone else but who's body would he stand over?
>>70743737
Ros.
And no. One. KNEW. She had Qyburn do the surgery.
>>70743776
>>70743758
>>70743720
>>70743689
>>70743018
Before he slew the Three-Eyed-Crow I was expecting him to say something.
The question is, CAN he speak at all or does he just stare everyone to death?
>>70743770
He was in a 90's boy band
>>70743460
>>70743154
yeah, woah!
just imagine an episode where everyone knew exactly what was going to happen from the beginning!
I mean, jesus! It would be awesome! perhaps even as good as the star wars prequels or the hobbit movies!
>>70743615
I want this man's cock inside of me no homo.
Does anyone know the name of the soundtrack at the end of this scene?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WHCm56L-lTY
>>70743806
d-do you reckon Edmure at least got the fuck his Frey Loli a few times in prison in order to give her a child???
>>70743676
I think she's a goddess but holy shit I fucking hate Dany.
>>70743653
>>70743056
>tfw Dany is Jon's aunt
