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"Fuck off, Stark Fucking Shit" edition
Azor Jon!
“And now it begins,” said Queen Margaery Tyrell, the Smirkfu "the Highgarden master plan"
Azor Jon!
Stannis best king
REMINDER
Where is Blackfyre?
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>70652825
Wow thanks anon you're so clever recognizing that the shadow is Syrio.
GhostxSansa is OTP
Euron is my waifu.
What's up with the drawing that Smirkfu gave to Elena?
>>70652845
The thing I suggested!
It's catching on!
>>70652859
pottery
>>70652853
How do you think jon feels while he's in the body of ghost getting cucked by whoever is walking around in his body?
>>70652859
She's basically signalling that she's still loyal to House Tyrell.
REMINDER that CIAnsa is BEST ship
>>70652825
reminder you will be disappointed when that is just some guy walking away
>>70652859
she's warning about the betrayal by mockingbird
>>70652859
>drawing of a feminine penis
>>70652859
It was to make sure that Olenna knew that, after five seasons being a character in the show, she still hasn't received any character development.
>>70652859
>cryptic lyrics to preston's boy band hit from the 90s'
>>70652898
Does Peter know what spoiled brat she is?
>>70652855
Waifu? Is that the sort of thing you say when your dick gets chopped off?
Which was the best outfit?
I like the top right
>>70652982
Bottom-right or bottom-left.
>>70652982
2
2nd from left top
>>70652982
The see through nipple shirt from the first season
I watched the last episode with a friend and he though it was a cold open because those people were "building the intro". What a jester
>>70652982
The one second from the bottom left.
>>70652825
Hmm, another character with an off screen """""death""""" coming back. Who could it be next? :^)
>>70652780
>>70652771
samefagging autist
>>70653000
>Tfw loli squid isn't in the show
JDIMSA
>>70652982
>No s1e1 outfit
Shameful. I like the blue one from astapor
>>70652982
Center-top-left hands down.
>>70652982
>no qartheen gown in the show
by far the worst crime the show has committed
HIGH SPARROW: King Tommen, I'm Faith of the Seven
LANCEL: He wasn't alone.
HIGH SPARROW: You don't get to bring kingsguard.
TOMMEN: They're not my kingsguard.
LANCEL: Don't worry, no charge for them.
HIGH SPARROW: And why would I want them? LANCEL: They were trying to bag your prize. They work for the septon. The brokenna man.
HIGH SPARROW: Ray?
LANCEL: Yes.
HIGH SPARROW: Get him to the keep. I'll send a raven.
>Fuck the Starks.
What did he mean by this?
>>70653000
All this butthurt is just so delicious.
>MOAR
>>70652982
Blue one from Astapor. Though her new outfit shes had since she left Vaes Dothrak is pretty nice too
I've liked the dress she has that over the seasons gradually has more "scales" added to it
>tumblr hates CIA and want him to die
what's their fucking problem?
>>70653078
>Cersei will never be listed as Deceased
why live
>>70653000
>2 different houses
>>70653029
>the guy who posts Azor Jon in every goddamn thread like a retard made a thread about Starks being shit and the man who BTFO jon snu/sansa
>>70653113
>On my way to Winterfell I sent a Raven home
>It simply said "Bugger"
if seed is stronk why jon hav BLACK (un-white!) hair??
cheque mate
jon targaryanautist btfo
>>70653000
>"lol fuck the starks"
>>70653026
Maester Luwin.
where the fuck is melisandre
>>70653092
the one that lets the left boob hanging?
>>70653078
>house baratheon sygil is a stag and lion
Why would any house suffer this disrespect?
>>70652791
does it involves Smirkfu enslaving every man on earth and forcing them to drink nothing but her genetically cloned piss, and allowing only the best of them to drink the original?
>>70653000
>Dat lady Dustin scheming
So obviously team stark, even if she says otherwise
>>70653124
because he gets in the way of jonsa. you can literally see "jon x sansa" tagged. kek.
>"I have deliberately tried to be vague about such things, so I don't have obsessive fans with rulers measuring distances on the map and telling me Ned couldn't get from X to Y in the time I say he did."
Even GURM hates Littlefinger's jetpack ranters
>>70652955
No but he knows she's a gullible bitch
>>70653181
because robert was a cuck
>>70653016
holy FUCK that level of dumbness
>>70653124
Why kill the most entertaining character?
>>70653124
>nabokovsshadows
I mean I assume it has to do with Salsa getting bumraped by Ramsay, but that's a fucking weird username for someone who's got a problem with that.
>>70653124
Because he somehow got Sansa "raped" even if she was married by her own will.
>>70652771
one of best actor this season, and great lines as well
Of course he'll never be in again or like 3 minutes so they can kill him for being a meany to the starks.
>ywn be the floor
>>70653179
Guarding the horses.
Someone has to.
>>70653206
I swear to you, he's gonna have her throat slit one week after marriage.
>>70653179
Petting ghost
I like Prestons videos.
>>70653000
I fucking hated this shit. As though the Boltons, Umbers, and Karstarks are the only other Northern houses. Why the fuck would they go to Bear Island first and not White Harbor? Why not the Mountain Clans since they were right there? Where are the fucking Reeds? Does no one give two shits? Northern honor went right down the drain.
>>70653239
jokes on you, I'm the fourth plank from the middle.
>>70653226
for shits and giggles
>>70653302
fffffuuuuuuuuuuu
>>70653179
I wondered this too. I think she's at the camp.
>mfw Littlefinger dies and Jonsa becomes reality
I will laugh and mock you guys so hard.
>>70653296
Everyone does. I just hope reddit doesn't steal him.
Will we see her again bros?
>>70653188
You! I like you!
>>70653124
Because Tumblr generally hates LF.
>>70653302
You're plankton, alright.
Sansa is dying in S6 right?
I mean they somehow managed to make her even MORE unlikable...
Running around and flashing her Stark card like a retard and failing to recruit anyone, then she gets butthurt because Davos succeed where she failed.
>>70652955
He chased after Tully FUCKING shit mother after all, so yes.
>>70652780
Hi there.
MUMMERS FARCE ENDING WHEN?
>>70653334
The personification of smugness.
>>70653324
>tfw I have a shot at the original
Today's a blessed day
>>70653016
Haha wtf
Game of Thrones producer and writer Bryan Cogman offered an explanation for some of the time-jumping to Entertainment Weekly:
>The timelines between the various storylines don’t necessarily line up within a given episode. For instance, the ‘Northern Tour’ Jon and Sansa embark on would probably take a couple weeks, but Arya’s storyline over the past few episodes only spans a few days. We realized a while ago that if we tied ourselves in knots trying to make all the ‘story days’ line up between all the characters the momentum would suffer.
I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS ALL THE STORYLINES ARENT RUNNING CONCURRENTLY AND YOU MOCKED ME
#GETFUCKED
dont ever question me again!
I like Preston because like most boolfags he spergs out over shit that isn't even true
Hi Preston! Did you get any ass in b more after making GRRM extremely uncomfortable?
>>70653124
>what's their fucking problem?
Anon, that's an impossible to answer question because it would take all of known time to answer and still be unfinished when the heat death of the universe occurs.
>>70653316
>tfw this is actually the canonically accurate age of when lyanna got pregnant with rhaegar's child and died during child birth.
>>70652955
Does Jon know how much she likes lemoncakes?
>>70653180
Wasn't that the Astapori one?
You have to enter service as a regular knight for a faction right now, which one would you choose?
Would it be the same group if you got to choose during AKEK?
>>70653316
In the final scene of the last episode this season when Bran sees his cousin Jon being born in the Tower of Joy.
>>70653429
Fucking wikifags
>>70653441
I was asking you. I haven't looked it up.
Even if Theon finds a cock merchant, do you think he'll ever be able to use it? He's kind of a fuckboi now.
>>70652079
They said you were Ironborn. Read Asha when her cunt became the world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5_-ou6H7eg#t=33sec
What did he mean by this?
>>70653467
Once you wear a neck scarf you're forever a faggot.
>>70653388
Bryan "Let's do Dorne!" Cogman
>>70653435
i only serve the one true queen
>>70653361
You deserve a case. Treasure it
>>70653300
>Where are the fucking Reeds?
Honestly m8, where indeed? Greywater Watch is notoriously hard to find.
>>70653438
isn't that adult lyanna tho
>>70653179
Frantically trying to destroy the remains of the pyre she burned Shireen on about 50 feet away from where Davos set up his tent
Spoiler.
Sparrow will become regent with Qyburn part of the court.
YFW
>Nights of the Vale come in and cream on Bolton fucking shits
But
>Blizard out of nowhere in the distance, Jon Snow looks to it with a concerned look on his face
>°Episode ends
>>70652780
Reply to this if you a real person and not just a bot that spams Azor Jon in every thread.
>>70653490
Bryan "3U" Cogman
>>70653249
What's the point? If 20 goodmen show up its curtains
>>70653124
itll be so funny when he murderrapes sansa
>>70653531
They'd have to get past the Wall first.
>>70653300
Bear Island and Deepwood Motte are between the Wall and Winterfell. The mountain clans are cut because normies would confuse them with the wildlings. White Harbor and Greywater Watch are too far away, so they just sent ravens
>>70653512
I love shitpost answers like this, m80. It always pisses me off when I get them in answer to a serious question I asked but when I see it happen to other people, it's golden. Long life to you, ser.
>>70653586
>what is the horn of winter
>>70652825
>REMINDER
not even the same costume as she was wearing when she gutted Quasimodo
You will never see this scene
>Davos confronts Melly about Shireen
>Brienne is nearby. Dont ask how she teleports
>Melly admits to burning shireen
>Admits she tricked Stannis into killing his brother and daughter
>YWN see brienne feel dishonored in killing a man who was tricked by a witch. And who meant well for his daughter.
>>70652825
This is some "Finding Bigfoot" level of deduction.
Brb, watching the best show HBO produced
Anyone else feel like it was swedgin time after seeing based mcshane on thrones?
>>70653608
New Thread!
>>70653605
They'd have to show the Others take down the Wall first.
>>70653231
she's a jonsa shipper with an incest fetish, she only wants CIA to die because they see him as a rival for sansa's affections.
>>70652825
That's just the style in Braavos you retards.
Bet you faggots think the guy in the blue outfit was following Arya too.
Not to mention the guy is walking away from Waif, not towards her or anything
Could Ser Bronn of the Blackwater defeat The Red Viper?
post yfw Ser Jorah friendzone is actually azor ahai
>the Boltons kill your family
>blame the Starks and tell them to fuck off
>ALLY with the Boltons
>>70653664
That's a funny way of spelling Generation Kill, Rome, and Band of Brothers.
>>70653691
Wishful thinking ;_;
>>70653689
people think that show is like the books
>>70653622
New thread. This one if full of Jon tards
>>70653233
no tumblr thinks CIA raped salsa when he kissed her, that's why they hate him.
>>70653180
yes
i mean i understand why they didn't but damn it'd be so hot
>>70653694
All great shows, but Deadwood was goat
Search your heart, you know it to be they're
>>70653664
I knew he wasn't going to be in the show very long, but I was still disappointed.
>>70653698
looks better than what we have now.
>>70653580
they are being humorous right
she knows how to use makeup right
>>70653333
Fucking quads
>tfw slow and comfy thread
>>70653690
He couldn't beat Tyene.
>>70653497
>tfw that would be my most prized possession
>tfw I couldn't tell anyone about it because they'd think I've gone insane for keeping someone else's piss
I'd probably want to drink it all and keep maybe 1 bottle as souvenir. But I'd probably fail and drink that last one as well.
>"Ser? My lady?" said Podrick. "Is a big guy an outlaw?"
>"More or less," Brienne answered.
>Bill Wilson disagreed. "More less than more. There are many sorts of big guys, just as there are many sorts of friends. A mercenary and my men both have friends, but they are not the same. The agency loves to file flight plans of big guys forced to go outside the law to fight some masketta man, but most big guys are more like this ravening Bane than they are the bat of Gotham."
>>70653388
Am I to understand there are people that don't get this?
>>70633333
2uijts in house
>>70653762
i wish kit was my bff and davos was my dad and shireen my lil sis
>>70653429
it may be. planning on re-reading
>>70653441
>wikifag
>actually remembering something I've read
boy sure it's a rare talent
>>70653580
Sophie shouldn't be allowed to do her own makeup
>>70653689
Why would a master assassin walk around with a bloody knife, and in the face she uses 99% of the time?
>>70653753
Man, cocaine is making Sophie actually hot
>>70653759
Check these
>>70653683
Fucking leaks confirm stannis lives!!!!!
>Stannis lives
>>70653388
Here's your (You)
>>70653783
and craster my brother
>>70653690
No. Oberynn used poison on The Mountain and he would use poison on Bronn too. Bronn is faster than The Mountain but not faster than Oberynn. Oberynn also wouldn't have any readon to procrastinate with Bronn.
>>70653313
fuck off jonsafag, you aren't wanted here
go back to tumblr if you want to be with your kind, but CIA is OUR guy and he deserves to live to end with his retarded tully queen by his side.
you think it's a coincidence sansa's character is garbage when he's not arround? she was 100x less annoying when they were together.
>>70653827
Thanks, senpai. Here's yours.
Do DnD know how cruel they're being by leading into Lady Stoneheart like this only to not include her?
Are they deliberately antagonizing book readers, now?
>>70653124
They hate fun in all forms.
did any of the actors get into a relationship IRL with one another? who do you think actually slept with who?
>>70652809
The one true king.
>>70653787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFJ62vlZbls
>>70653819
>Check post expecting real leaks
>BVS getting rekt
My sides
My
Sides
Are
In
Orbit
>>70653773
>not sipping it slowly each day so it lasts as long as possible
Anon ...
>>70653835
>you think it's a coincidence sansa's character is garbage when he's not arround? she was 100x less annoying when they were together.
Shit that's actually a good point I might have to reconsider.
>>70653846
They've been doing that since they cut the tower of joy dream
They are getting better at it however
>>70653388
>he doesn't know that since they lied about jon snow dying, normies think every single interview producers give is an elaborate ruse/conspiracy
>>70653753
PeteSa confirmed
>>70653857
Kit Harrington and Rose Leslie you tard.
>>70653741
Leaks confirm sansa fucks LF for troops and tells Jon LF raped her....
>>70653857
Jon and ygritte
Lf has probably banged Sophie a few times
>>70653886
Tower of Joy dream wouldn't have worked back in season 1, a TV show is not a book
only showing the fight and then waiting 7 episodes to show the payoff was a fucking aggravating move though
![a7ab3080-042c-0134-e75b-0a315da82319[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oA8Ofl0.jpg "a7ab3080-042c-0134-e75b-0a315da82319[1]")
>I WILL BE KING YOU DICKLESS BITCH
>I WILL FUCK THE DRAGON QUEEN WITH MY MONSTER COCK
>LET'S MURDER MY NIECE AND NEPHEW
Alright, I'm a bit behind on GoT but I have to say this is the most confusing fucking scene ever. So he turns up, tells everyone he killed the king, all the ironborn immediately back, Theon and his sister make off with all the ships within the space of 2 minutes then everyone agrees to kill the Greyjoys.
>>70653789
I don't see a knife in that picture.
>>70653908
Will Jon say "I'm SO sorry" when he finds out?
>>70653406
no, but CIA does. only he would hoard all the lemons in the vale so he can have giant lemon cakes made for her. the choice is clear.
>>70653835
She was doing pretty much nothing when her and CIA were together.
Her only good scene was lying to Royce and shit, lying/confessing to Lysa and walking down those stairs in that outfit, that's about it.
Now that she's actively doing shit, of course she's gonna be making mistakes and looking like a retard, she doesn't know jackshit.
>>70653886
I imagine that was a budgetary issue back in S1. They had to cut a few corners here and there.
>>70653691
ywn see Jorah making friendship bracelets with Bearloli.
>>70653690
Bronn's good because he's a decent swordsman but also willing to use nasty tricks. Pretty sure Oberyn is the worst possible opponent for Bronn seeing as he's also a trickster type duelist. Also he severely outskills a guy who's only really been tested against a vale knight who had his armour encumber him by an unrealistic amount.
>the glover guy is literally scared of ramsay
Is this really how northerners behave?
>>70653857
sophie turner has fucked literally everyone on the crew
>>70653857
Lena with everyone
>>70653920
Theon and his sister have a fair amount of men as well
>>70653857
Cersei and Oberynn.
he's back
>>70653857
Smirkfu and aiden
>>70653598
It's the added spice of relatively deep lore that gives the flavour.
>>70653920
He was a total prick in the books as well; he just came across as far cooler.
>>70653717
>This one if full of Jon tards
What's wrong with that?
>>70653920
They needed to save screentime for more tyrion quips and daeny speeches
>>70653928
>The Vale
>Lemons
PRESTON I KNOW WHERE THE HOUSE WITH THE RED DOOR IS BRUH
>>70653920
holy shit who even gives a fuck about greyjoy fucking shits literally delete every ironborn scene from the show please
>>70653959
But they managed to set sail within minutes without anyone noticing that the realm's largest fleet is being stolen.
If Ned replaced Robb Stark as King of the North how would
Stannis
Is
Dead
Ramsay
Is
Better
Ramsay won. He wins
Stannis lost
Stannis fans are cucks
>>70653923
is this bait?
>>70653932
Bahh, sansas chapters are only interesting when littlefinger is in it. Same with the show.
>>70653693
>>70654008
I felt like this on my first read through of the books, too, stupid fucking sea-Klingons, who cares etc. Now I'm fucking hype as shit for Euron.
>>70653857
rumour is cia banged sophie and thats why his ex wife left him
>>70653928
He had those lemons brought from Dorne cause you can't grow lemons at the Vale.
Dorne will control Sansa through making her a lemon whore who'll do anything for cake.
Robin and LF are weak men and weak men will never rule the Vale again so she'll kill them
CALLING IT
>>70654021
silhouette looks like Assassin's Creed 2 Ezio Auditore before he becomes assassin
>>70653580
JUST
>>70653885
>Shit that's actually a good point I might have to reconsider.
I knew you would come to your senses anon.
>>70653388
>I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS ALL THE STORYLINES ARENT RUNNING CONCURRENTLY AND YOU MOCKED ME
>feeling superior to literal retards
Nobody with half a brain argued with you, kid.
>>70653980
We still haven't heard anyone refer to the Crannogmen on the show as "bog devils" yet. I'm not sure we've heard anyone on the show refer to the Crannogmen at all.
>>70654050
But wouldn't that mean it's only the littlefinger part and what's he's doing and manipulating that makes sansa's chapters good, not Sansa herself?
We're now just getting unLittlefingerfiltered Sansa
>>70653916
>Tower of Joy dream wouldn't have worked back in season 1, a TV show is not a book
oh look this autist is back again
>>70654051
he'll die in books too
>>70653908
what leaks confirm that retard??
go ahead and post them
Ramsay
>Hot
>Big cock
>Only hurts those who deserve it
>Made sanda feel his cock in her holes
>Fucked a hot redhead
Stannis
>Old bold cuck
>Ugly wife
>Kid who he mistreats
>Fucked a granny
>Killed his child
>Lost two wars
>Rekt hard
>Dead
>>70653857
Jerome Flynn and Lena Headey were together at some point before the show. Flynn was getting messed around by some weirdo cult and kept trying to convince Headey that PIV was an offence to the Godhead and only "the higher sodomy" was holy, she noped the fuck out. They don't get on to this day and are kept separate on set.
>>70653627
>tricked by a witch
Lol wat
>>70653857
pic related
>>70652791
nao it ens
Did Lyanna love Robert or was she a whore who ran off with Ragnar on her own will
>>70654122
>those who deserve to be hurt
>ordered his step mother and new born half-brother to be torn apart by dogs
Even if you argue that fat Walda deserved it for being a Frey, that baby was literally just born.
>>70654014
Having first presumably convince each ship's captain (who is king in his own ship) that Euron shouldn't be king of the Iron Islands. Must've made a very good (and fast) argument.
What is trip is always fag.
Reminder to filter.
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>>70654143
>rose with those slags
she needs to stay as far away as possible unless she want to contract that disease
>>70654076
Assassin's Creed : Westeros, when?
>>70654125
>those smooth legs
>>70653857
Rana and Nahid
Micky and Navi
Marketa and Chris
>>70654109
>Remember specific anonymous posters from months ago
>Accuse others of having autism
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lmao
Does Jon know who little finger is? Does he know of any reason to hate him yet? I doubt he knows about all that went on being stranded at the wall this whole time.
>>70653932
>sansa is boring with CIA
lol no. sansa is way more interesting when she's with CIA, this just proves you're letting jonsa faggotry cloud your judgement and there's no point in arguing with a retard of your calibre.
>>70654167
What is a slag, I keep seeing it mentioned. Is this a British term or something?
Tommen will be torn between the faith and his wife and mother's kerfuffle with them.
Tommen will kill himself.
>>70654189
No and no.
You'd think Sansa would tell him something and trust in him to trust her if she told him not to trust Littlefinger considering she's bringing in the Vale army, but alas not. Hopefully she will in episode 9 before the battle
>>70653869
Sorry to disappoint, my Queen.
I've never had a great restraint for life's pleasures.
>>70654159
she loved targ prince
>>70654185
Based
>>70654208
British term for promicious
>>70654165
Alwaysing Belter Fi? What...?
>>70654159
Robert was a cuck
>>70654165
>What is trip is always fag.
back to your ESL classes juan
>>70654108
it means she needs to stay with littlefinger because her character suffers when they're not together. just like jaime and brienne. annoying and retarded when they're apart (especially brienne) but good scenes when they're together.
>>70654255
So he's one of us
>>70654125
Silverfoxes On The Prowl 2: Geriatric Boogaloo
>>70654194
It's LF and what's he's doing that's interesting.
Not Sansa.
Did you find her interesting when she was told she'd be marrying Ramsay? No, it was LF's clear manipulation in that scene and that knowing smile he gave when she gave in to what he said that was interesting
>>70654159
> whore who ran off with Ragnar on her own will
>>70652825
He's back.
>Jon is based
>Has a Targaryen shit for a father like Dany
Checkmate, Jonautists.
>>70654185
kek, thay blonde girl is NOT enjoying getting smothered by the black dude
>>70654247
Picture and post spacing fucked it up, looked fine as I was writing it.
>>70654189
nope. unless sansa says something, jon will probably treat him like a hero for helping him BTFO the boltons.
>>70654290
Tbh it's probably a good thing. Arya is shit and her entire arc has been a whole lot of nothing. All the actors and characters in her arc are boring too.
>Durr we're no one muh faceless men
Syrio was interesting. Unless they make him Jacqen and he's completely changed personality wise, I welcome him to try and save Arya's shitty plotline.
>>70654294
>Stannis is based
>Has a half Targaryen shit for a father like Dany
Checkmate, Stannisautists.
>>70654014
>the realm's largest fleet
The crown has more, they're just spread out.
>The hound's story arc should have ended with him spending the rest of his days atoning for his sins, finally finding peace from the wartorn life he has lived
>Instead it ends with him fighting his zombie brother in a battle to the death because of normies
Ugh...
>>70654290
for fucks sake just stay dead syrio
>>70654326
he'll fall in love with Petyr
>>70652825
Why can't people just stay fucking dead in this piece of shitshow?
>>70654270
They won't keep them together long m8, just like Brienne and Jaime.
>>70654234
Lets hope that dumbass sansa doesnt tell jon "dont trust him he killed joffrey, lysa and married me off to ramsay".
>>70654189
Benjen is taking Bran to the wall according to the spoilers and according to D&D he's downloading the history of the world and will know all very soon. If Bran meets up with Jon next season, he could tell him of Littlefinger betraying Ned.
>>70654310
they're dating you racist /pol/fag
>>70654369
Don't worry, Stannis will stay dead. Forever.
>>70654326
How is he not a hero??
>>70654369
UNCANNY
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>>70654361
>The hound's story arc should have ended with him spending the rest of his days atoning for his sins, finally finding peace from the wartorn life he has lived
No it shouldn't have. They may as well confirm he was dead rather than that shit.
>>70654310
>left hand up to head
>blocks frontal smotherage
>moves hand to drape over back of couch
>blocks flanking smotherage move
She even knows his pattern.
>>70654395
Not himand for real not /pol/but the fact that they're dating doesn't mean she enjoys getting knocked about like that. Look at the body language. She'd definitely rather he not be doing that shit to her.
>>70654405
Good.
>>70654221
I really don't want Tommen to die. I hope he has a good 5 hour cry then a nap and a cuddle with Ser Pounce and then BTFO the High Sparrow with Smirkfu and Mommy Lion.
>>70652845
>an entire chapter about Jon's cock
>>70654429
How the fuck would he get to Braavos you stupid fuck? That's a shoop. Stannisfags so desperate they'll fall for literally anything.
>>70654389
She probably will if she wanted Jon not to trust LF.
Him killing Joffrey at least shows he's willing to turn on people who gave him lots of shit and allied with him if it means gaining more powerful allies or getting what he wants.
>>70654392
I don't have a link to the full story unfortunately, but google is your friend. I'm not even making this up.
>>70654279
yeah i did find that scene interesting. i find all their scenes together are interesting, unlike fluffy "cute" jonsa garbage scenes. you think THOSE are interesting? them being all cute and smiling and happy together? go watch disney channel, i'm not looking for a happy ending. you're a fag if you are and seriously expect that CIA will be executed by sansa this season after she marries jon and that they will have kids and live a happy life together as king and queen. you're delusional if you think that's what GRRM has in mind.
>>70654464
Teleport
>>70654279
Salsa's character became annoying when he left her. Then the story in KL became interesting when he got there and created chaos.
>>70654167
She's Scottish m8. They're all born with the song gene.
>>70654445
Him living accentuates the point that bad guys don't always get the justice they deserve and are often times better off because of their evil deeds. It is a recurring theme in the series and fits with his character arc and you're a bitch ass show-watcher if you disagree.
>>70654497
Only CIA and Jon have that ability.
>>70654361
Implying you didn't see it coming since Season 1. The only question was when it was going to happen.
>>70654382
>implying brienne and jaime won't end up together after cersei dies
top kek m8
>>70654517
What about Brienne?
>>70654185
>nigger chipping out
Way to fight the stereotype, nig.
>>70654221
tommen is the only decent looking shota left
i hope he doesnt die
>>70654547
and sam with gilly
they teleported from the watch all the way down to the citidel in like twenty minutes
>>70654290
Honestly I stopped giving shit about the main plot line quite some time ago. If they bring back some based characters, even for no reason, Im ok with it.
>>70654535
My favorite OTP to be honest. Cersei is a cunt, Brienne sucks without Jaime. Their characters work well together and she can stop her feminist power trip by staying with Jaimie. It's a win/win all around.
>>70654568
Sam was on the boat with Gilly for a number of episodes
>>70654389
she might tell him about the ramsay situation but sansa thinks CIA deserves a reward for killing joffrey and lysa. in the books she literally thinks him killing them is proof that he loves her so why the fuck would she rat him out? espscially when she is an accomplice to lysa's death?
>>70654535
>Implying Brienne won't die in Jaime's hands/ due to Jaime's reckless actions
>Implying the trigger for him killing Cercei won't be her talking shit about Brienne
It will be ogre, lads
I was rewatching the ep where Tywin is lecturing Tommen about kings and the first thing Tommen says as an answer to what quality should a king have is Holyness, the boy is an idiot definitely.
>>70654462
I fucking love Tormund, he seems like a real bro, both the character and the actor.
>>70654616
dibs fedora
>>70654411
CIA is a hero, reddit and tumblr are just too blind to see it. we know the truth.
>>70654567
He already died once in the show
>>70654622
Yeah, Tormund reminds me of this Germanbro I used to work with, total bro. Mad bants.
>>70654551
>>70654310
>>70654634
We've only just got rid of the trap lovers, now we have to put up with this /pol/ shit as well?
>>70654634
I feel like that young lady should reevaluate her life choices
Or go back to fucking dad
>>70654369
Because it's a third-rate television fantasy series where they resurrect characters on an writer's whim.
>>70654634
Fine, why?
>>70654636
>believing in god
>2016
do people really do this?
>>70654622
I like that his seduction technique toward Brienne is chewing on a meat bone suggestively just in case she is really a man.
>>70654673
>We've only just got rid of the trap lovers
Eh?
>>70654684
They resurrected one important character, Jon, that's it.
>>70654684
>third rate
>still watches and whines
Dumb
As
Fuck
>>70652825
His actor also fucked up on Thronescast so yep its confirmed
>>70654279
i find their DYNAMIC interesting so yes.
i also find CIA more interesting when he's around salsa because i like when villains have a weakness.
>>70654714
Check the end of the previous thread. It was bad, mang. Felt like we were back in Harrenhal again.
>>70654708
If god didn't exist we'd have to invent him.
QUEEN IN THE NORTH
>>70654721
And Beric Dondarrion.
>>70654634
Post more yum.
>>70654361
>Implying
All his life of sin was due to his brother/family
Makes sense to find redemption in a trial by combat
>>70654764
About seven or eight times.
>>70654755
o-oh my
>>70654763
I liked her in that scene. She looked like she could take Sansa in a fight.
>>70654764
>Important
Learn to read faggot
>>70654721
Jon
Beric
Probably Catelyn
The hound
The mountain
Jaqen
and if Arya survives last week I'm counting that too
>>70654612
this could also happen, but anyone who implies jaime doesn't love brienne at all or their relationship isn't important to him is a retard.
>jaime kills brienne with oathkeeper and forges lightbringer confirmed
>>70654721
You're pretty dense.
>>70654731
I've been avoiding paying for beer by betting against my roommates on the plot points. Pic related, for example, is not going to happen. Mountain versus Brienne however, will happen.
>>70654654
what's his endgame, though?
Is he like Iago, being a cunt just because?
Is he just being a douche out of spite of being poor andmanletand getting cucked by his waifu?
Plus, his whole gimmick revolves around being underestimated and mostly ignored, except when he's needed to do some dirty deed. He has squirmed his way into becoming lord of Harrenhal,but seriously, if he ever gets to be king he would get stabbed within a week, he's made way too many enemies along the road.
this show has gone shit after season 3
>>70654868
that seems to be the general consensus here yes
>>70653124
Jonsa confirmed Tumblr meme LMAO
>>70654868
Season 2 was the cut off for me.
Still the best thing on television though. That's not saying much.
>>70654860
>what's his endgame, though?
Chaosh so he can get more power
>>70654860
grrm said his character is based on jay gatsby and cat/sansa is his daisy.
>>70654868
Season 4 had some classic material as well.
>>70654793
you gotta get together, tell yourself stories that violate every law of the universe just to get through the god damn day
what's that say about your reality
Why are they starting to make a thing of people acknowledging Valyrian steel swords again (Sam and House Tarly's sword); yet the show seems to ignore already known blades and their whereabouts ?
>>70654899
they're so pathetic coming here and trying to convert us to their autism.
>>70654911
>cut off
>still watching (and whining)
not sure you understand what "cut off" means champ......
>>70654860
>what's his endgame, though?
Petyr made the mistake of letting his ball hair grow out. That ball hair became a ball fro. Ball Fro became sentient. Ballfro wants the Iron Throne. Ballfro will stop at nothing to get the Iron Throne. Petyr is no more. Ballfro has taken over.
>>70654917
so basically he'sCRASHINGTHISPLANEWITH NO SHURVIVORSH
>>70654290
WILL NO ONE STAY DEAD IN THIS SHOW?
>>70654936
Don't be a useful communistic idiot.
>>70654917
so in the end this is all just to prove that he's good enough for tully pussy? kek.
>>70654860
>Iago, being a cunt just because
>le motive-hunting of a motiveless malignity maymay
Iago dindu nuffin, for real. OK he's a racist and that's bad etc. But Othello is corrupt as fuck, promoting an incompetent, inexperienced drunkard to Lieutenant just because he acted as a go-between when Othello was courting Desdemona. Fucking cronyism and class. Just looking at the events of the play, Iago is the fucking definition of that cunt you want to have inside the tent pissing out, rather than outside the tent pissing in.
>>70654868
that goes without saying, yes
red wedding reviews convinced them that killing characters non-stop was a good idea.
>>70654968
Well buckroo, If anyone asks me I will tell them I dislike the way the show is going. But I still watch it because I enjoy it.
>>70655014
Ned's dead, baby, Ned's dead.
NEW THREAD
>>70655068
>>70655068
>>70654911
>best thing on television
I don't even hate the show, and you're rating it above
>the americans
>the departed
>peaky blinders
>a couple of other things from the last year or so that i'm too drunk to specifically recall
wew lad etc
>>70654917
so petyr dies in the end?
>>70654917
So, he'll never get Daisy and he'll die like a bitch?
>>70655111
He'll go with his second tier waifu, Varys.
>>70655090
>the americans
Does this get better? Because I saw some of the first season and it was waaaaay below GoT S1-3 quality.
>>70654763
this girl has a weird face like it's missing parts of it or something i dont know dude it just looks empty
>>70654492
Their scenes are interesting because of CIA, not Sansa.
>you think THOSE are interesting? them being all cute and smiling and happy together?
Yes I do
>i'm not looking for a happy ending.
So you aren't, doesn't mean that there won't be something sweet in the bittersweet ending. It's not all gonna be shit m8.
>she marries jon and that they will have kids and live a happy life together as king and queen.
To be honest I say most of that as jokes. I know that kind of shit isn't gonna happen in George's world
>>70654937
No good characters to wield them, I suppose. I'd love to see Blackfyre in action.
>>70652825
>implying it's not syrio's brother, but for all intents and purposes we can just call him syrio
>>70655173
She did say she wouldn't be a great beauty.
>>70655146
>Does this get better?
Yes. The first few episodes of S1 are episodic as fuck to try and draw in the plebs. It quickly amps up and becomes way more long-form. Would recommend very, very highly.
>>70655563
Okay, I might add it to the list.
>>70654189
Jon wouldn't trust CIA if Sansa told him what all he's been up to. It's foolish for anyone to trust him but Sansa, since he's transferred his unrequited crush from her mother to her.
