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Jonsa is Love, Jonsa is Life, and CIA dies episode 10
>>70652771
Azor Jon!
remove D&D
ITT - whining little babies.
>waaah waaah waaah Euron doesn't have an eye-patch!
>waaah waaah waaah Lannister hair is the wrong shade of blonde!
>waaah waaah waaah they call her Yara not Asha!
>waaah waaah waaah Dany scares me because I'm a virgin!
>waaah waaah waaah Arya is half an inch taller than she should be!
>waaah waaah waaah The Mad King's fingernails were not long enough in that one second flashback!
>waaah waaah waaah D&D!
>waaah waaah waaah I pretend to hate everything about the show in a desperate attempt to be different but I watch every episode and post on here every two minutes to whine like a child.
You unwashed beta virgin bed-wetters are truly pathetic! Adults should join me in abandoning this cringeworthy thread with haste.
>>70655068
How big of a crate did Kit need to stand on to film that scene?
LADY SHANSHA
I am seriously looking forward to the high sparrow being exposed for the cunning manipulator he is.
>waaaaaaaahhh cia help me
Sansa in episode 9
>>70655084
leave Dabid alone
>>70655103
>abandoning this cringeworthy thread with haste.
Cya faggot you won't be missed xoxo
>REMINDER
GRRM said CIA = Gatsby. Also he secretly hates D&D for ruining his character and turning him into a mustache twirling villain.
>jonsa autism
i swear to god once i stop using my phone i'm going to make every thread early just to avoid your faggotry
>decide to watch season 2
>that baratheon bros confrontation scene
>those awful fucking moose flags
>mfw
So is Rickon ever going to exist or what
>>70655068
I'm sure you'd love to think that, because Sansa would never marry Jon while CIA still lives.
![Game of Thrones S03E06 The Climb (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_49.05_[2016.05.08_02.19.58].png](https://i.imgur.com/CXirT3V.jpg "Game of Thrones S03E06 The Climb (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv snapshot 49.05 [2016.05.08 02.19.58]")
>>70655068
Reminder
>>70655188
He'll exist as a flayed corpse in E9
You notice how Theon is always treated as a joke, even in a meta sense? His "rebirth" was sort of as him being a servant to his sister, and even that episode was called "The Broken Man", yet they were referring to the Hound, not even Theon. Sort of like a jab to Theon, showing what a worthless joke he is. Even when he "sacrificed" himself to save Sansa earlier in the season it was like dark humor. His existence seems to be a joke, in every possible sense, on meta levels, his meaningful scenes seem to be intentionally an insult to his entire existence.
Like, it's dark humor with layers upon layers. Even in past scenes his torture scenes were overly drawn out with no point in many many episodes. Like D&D seem to enjoy tormenting him and find it amusing, and show it in subtle ways that you will only pick up subconsciously.
What the fuck? This shit makes me nauseous.
>>70655188
Rickon is Ramsay's broodmare. He's birthing Ramsay's sons at this very moment.
>>70655185
I didn't even hate the idea of Jonsa before but I sure as fuck do now thanks to these autistic retards ruining the general.
>>70655206
she has such a fucking horse face
>>70655188
Ramsay put him in a boat and told him to keep rowing
If Theon and Dany manage to ally with KellyC and she sails to Westeros,wouldn't she be going up against the Starks?
Thus getting rid of Theon's redemption arc
>>70655068
Dub and trip confirms
>>70655111
>>70655177
>'abandon thread'
>stays in thread to complain
>'Adults'
Kid, you should try to be more self-aware.
>>70655246
She's gonna team up with Jon Snow, duh, retard. Theon will become leader of the army since he has no cock
>>70655068
Why would Jon want Lady Bolton? Her husband destroyed his home.
>>70655225
Same here. It's very forced and cringey.
>>70655189
I bet OP is the same bitch who posted this on tumblr. She's a pathetic cunt who wants CIA to die so her shit-tier "Jonsa" pairing has a chance. They KNOW CIA is threat and rival for Sansa's affections deep down, that's why they cling to the hope he'll die in the finale so desperately.
>>70655108
There was no crate
>>70655068
Based Jonsa thread
Thank you OP
>>70655293
Everything about this general is cringey.
Outside of bad lines like "cunt became the more she shat arousing arousal" Wex was the absolute worst part in the books.
>hey guys look remember that character that you didn't care about? Guess what he totally knows where Rickon is lmao
Hearst does not fuck around
>>70655333
Dubs and trips confirm
>>70655206
>salsa crying bc CIA left without her
>he comes back for her
>"LF KIDNAPPED HER AGAINST HER WILL AND RAPED HER SHE NEVER WANTED TO GO WITH HIM"
this is ACTUAL jonsafag logic.
>>70655185
>implying anyone would join a thread created by a shitposting namefag scum
>>70655343
Kek
>>70655366
>tfw you have to disown your normie friends because they actually think this way
>>70655333
Then 4chan is not 4 u, anon. You might want to go to reddit
How would you like him to die?
>>70655267
i saw trips yesterday saying he wouldn't die so the only thing that's been confirmed is that you're a faggot.
> More and more men were pouring out of the trees.
> The winds were blowing the banners so much it was hard to see their sigil.
> But there was yellow, so much yellow. Yellow banners with a red device.
> Whose banners were those?
>>70655343
His teeth look like he has a ritz cracker shoved in his mouth
>>70655339
I agree when he "throws the dagger at the map" and it supposedly lands on Skagos. Okay then
On a scale of 1- 7 how bad did they ruin Jaime's character?
>>70655423
Happy.
>>70655329
lmao look at OP samefagging and praising his own thread. top kek.
Anyone here got a swordfu?
Either from the books or the show.
>>70655471
Dawn is best sword
>>70655423
helping danny invade king's landing
as king of the ironborn
>>70655423
Eiffel Towering with his volcanic cock some whore with his sister
>>70655343
>Tfw based lord stannisheart is revealed
Why did the show go so far down the shitter after it entered the AFfC/ADwD phase?
Yes, those books are less straight forward plotwise as the first three but if they'd plotted out better and stuck to what they did so well in the first three or four seasons, every episode wouldn't leave its own fanbase apoplectic at every colossal plot fuckblunder or cock reference.
Every week I try not to get triggered by their stupidity, but D&D screw the direwolf every time.
Take this week's episode: hired a class actor for just one episode only to waist as a combined character to bring some cheer to the Hound for a moment before quickly bumping him off pointlessly. He barely gets to say a few garbled points from Meribald's class speech. It's like they're trying to piss people off with this substandard shit.
I'm sorry, I've sperged too much. It just really rustles my jimmies to see them wipe their arse with the material.
>showplebs
>>70655103
You've be trying to troll threads with shitty bait for every subgroup of fans you think of, just go already.
Read the books and then you can actually troll us for real.
>>70655471
the mosin of house blin
>>70655298
>paranoia
I barely even know how the fuck tumblr works much less have a tumblr.
Just think that Sansa killing LF would make shit interesting and fit.
She's his weakness but he clearly feels he has the upperhand since he has the large army she needs to win and thinks he knows that she doesn't have the balls to reject him or hurt him in anyway, couldn't even get Brienne to do it. Which is why he underestimates her. She knows he's willing to turn on people and fuck them over, she knows he's willing to kill and poison, she knows he wants everything including her, killing him right there in Winterfell where she has more control and more of her own people before he can fuck her or the North over through CHAOS, fits. And Royce, who is much easier to trust and work with, is probably leading the army as well and doesn't like Littlefinger so he'd probably be fine with his death especially since he knows LF sold Sansa off cause he knows he sure as fuck didn't say where she and LF were going for them to get ambushed by Bolton men and LF has his hooks deep in Robin which isn't good, and could keep the partnership between the Vale and North. Robin already said he wanted to help Sansa anyway.
>>70655339
>arousing arousal
Were there ever nipples so large and responsive?
>>70655423
>"Oh."
>>70655366
She was upset because she didn't realise he would hand her to a rapist. Are you autisitc? I bet you were a stannisfag.
>>70655464
Meh, like a 3 i reckon. We still have the books and I still enjoy his chapters. Plus i'm still holding out for him changing his attitude towards cersei.
Jamie's parts in the show are still interesting, and he is genuinely a better person that he was before he lost his hand. Has he killed anyone in the show since losing his hand?
>>70655421
>implying jonsa is 4chan related and complaining about it means you should gtfo
fuck off. jonsa is tumblrshit, period.
stop trying to make it a thing.
>>70655535
>>70655535
please don't use that cave dwelling troglodyte to represent me thanks
>>70655510
D&D were tainted by the success and acclaim the show received after the Red Wedding. They realized that ratings were more important than anything so they went full dabid.
>>70655471
Dawn or go home.
>>70655471
Brightroar
>>70655510
>Waist
Hello my black friend
>>70655555
Checked
>>70655564
Yeah the Dorne guard.
>>70655554
>long rambling autism
wew lad
GRRM's supposed bad lines are actually fairly impressive. He has a real skill for writing sentences that are utterly baffling.
>her cunt became the world
>>70655246
Theon will be honorary unsullied
I don't want to imagine Tyrion, Varys, Greyworm and Theon in a same room, the amount of eunuch jokes will be the first memestorm and the last
>>70655566
Reminder that memes are universal.
>>70655554
It would fit, but it wouldn't be interesting because then no more master plans. Plus she isn't in charge here..
>>70655423
Head chopped of in the same place where everything started.
I guess he wouldnt be laughing anymore.
>>70655329
>jon_and_sansa_by_eliz7-d3h9ydj.jpg
>sansa
Fuck you http://www.deviantart.com/art/Jon-and-Ygritte-210416455
http://www.deviantart.com/art/Jon-and-Ygritte-210416455
http://www.deviantart.com/art/Jon-and-Ygritte-210416455
>>70655471
Book Dawn>all
Literally thousands of years old. Might even be as old as the war against the others.
>>70655554
>wants salsa to team up with royce
that's not how the game of thrones works
>>70655554
It would fit if Sansa wasn't an idiot.
Also, CIA is too entertaining to die.
>>70655662
>fat pink mast
>>70655471
Heartsbane 4u
>>70655662
Unfortunately he's amazing at worldbuilding but terrible at prose.
>>70655617
Don't ever tell me how to use my own language, colonial, or I'll burn down your fucking capital again.
>>70655222
He brought it on himself. He had a choice. He could have went back to Robb and died with him at the Twins. He had a choice, and he chose wrong.
>>70655699
The best laid plans of mice and men.
Littlefinger has to fuck up major sometime, might as well be now to his own weakness right when he feels strong as fuck
>>70655706
That's a weird way to spell dark sister
so why didnt jon return the mormont sword, and why doesnt brienne give him her sword, seeing as it was made from ice
>>70655696
Oh hey guys a meme expert!
I'm not even gonna tell you to go to reddit. You belong on fucking 9fag.
Gonna DROP this show if we don't get Aegon.
Way to prop up Dany as superqueen of the world with no real contest, D&D.
You cunts dont actually find sansa attractive do you? its just a meme right?
>>70655749
Please do. Make sure that Congress is in session.
>>70655581
It really fits, topkek
>>70655744
>he's amazing at worldbuilding
no he isn't
>>70655749
Waste my black friend
Back to school kiddo
>>70655749
you should burn down your own muslim infested capital first.
>>70655729
>entertaining characters can't die
u wot?
>>70655783
>return the walker killing blade he knows how to wield and was given to him by Jeor himself
That's like spitting in Jeor's face or drinking from his fookin' skull.
Even got the pommel remade for Jon, that's his now
>>70655812
Better than most.
Including Tolkien
>>70655246
JUST
>>70655783
>why didnt jon return the mormont sword
Why would he? It was a gift, not a loan.
>>70655103
I'm with him
>>70655556
please no
i have a feeling D&D would do such a thing but fucking hell please no
>>70655795
Might as well quit now. fAegon is cut because he is pointless
>>70655812
>tripfag
>>70655783
>giving away Lightbringer
>>70655824
It's called being open-minded, anon. You'll know it soon enough when the majority of country becomes Hispanic.
>>70655783
Because Jon needs a sword that can kill the White Walkers, and Brienne is not giving back hers
Wasn't Jeor as good as deas for the Mormonts? When you go black, don't come back
>>70655783
Isn't her sword only decorative? I thought that blood magic was required even to reforge Valyrian steel, not sure how fond Tywin is of that.
And I suppose this is just D&D but you can't reforge any weapon worth a damn by melting it and putting it in a mold like the show displayed.
How is it that british girls are so awful? Even their most highly touted women look inbred.
>>70655835
>Including Tolkien
I agreed until you showed your inner retard.
>>70655833
>Even got the pommel remade for Jon
when the fuck did that happen
>inb4 showfag
>>70655704
I laughed so hard. Jonsafags are retarded, anon.
>>70655785
I'll use whatever memes I damn well please. I leave prescriptive memetics to autists such as yourself.
>>70655797
You might be gay.
>>70655783
It was a gift
And the handle which was previously a bear was made into a wolf
>>70655862
Aegon is the only person who can stand a chance against Dany for the throne.
He's a critical character in the next novel.
>>70655833
It's not hat they can't die, it's that it's preferable if they don't die.
GoT is already barely interesting, they should really try to conserve as many interesting characters for as long as possible.
reminder that show Asha is called Yara so we don't confuse her with Osha who was in 3 episodes and died
>>70655893
Youre so goddamned retarded it hurts
>>70655893
>he somehow never wondered why Jeor Mormont's sword had a direwolf on its pommel
>>70655464
10
Show Jaime is fucking doomed
>>70655883
Valyrian steel doesn't follow logic
Something GRRM created is so mind blowingly global europoors stay up all night, and it's all us Americans can talk about on Mondays
But he sucks at world building
Also, where the fuck are all these Muslim store fronts? London?
>>70655893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9Hi00br23c
>>70655179
Grrm is a fucking retard. LF is the one character that is the same
>>70655888
Tolkien's world is shallow and plain bad.
>>70655883
>Isn't her sword only decorative? I thought that blood magic was required even to reforge Valyrian steel, not sure how fond Tywin is of that.
Read the books wikifag.
>>70655918
No hes a pointless storyline that wont end up going anywhere.
>>70655795
>Aegon
Complete nobody in the books. Who gives a shit if he's cut? He should be cut from the books too. Clean up some of the stupid/pointless storylines.
>>70655937
>>70655946
>implying people actually watch the show
>>70655835
Apples and oranges, anon. Tolkien explored elements pertinent to his interests (linguistics etc) whereas Martin did things like politics and historiography etc. Different focuses.
>>70655879
Jeor honorably joined the Watch of his own volition; we don't know why. Longclaw belonged to Jorah at the time. He returned it to his father when he fled for Essos.
>>70655929
>book: From Ibben to Asshai, when men see my sails, they pray.
>show: From Oldtown to Qarth, when men see my sails, they pray.
>>70655948
Inbreeders don't have depth, they just want to fuck their relatives as much as possible.
Jon was stabbed by 6 people, why did he only hang 4 of them?
>>70655929
I actually prefer Yara because Yarrrrrrrrrrr-a.
>>70655914
>not liking chubby hexagon faced giant women is gay
I guess I dont want to be straight
>>70655835
>Better than most.
no he isnt
>all of the noble families only have 1 branch except lannisters
Am I the only one who's been waiting for this guy to return since the first season?
>>70655975
Nice opinion. I obviously don't agree and, since you think simply stating your opinions is an argument, I won't bother arguing about it.
>>70656004
lel, did he really say that?
>>70655883
Valyrian Steel is created via magic that is lost. It can only be reworked by the most talented blacksmiths in the world. One such smith created Oathkeeper and Widow's Wail from Ice. They're real, functional Valyrian Steel blades
>>70655998
>we don't know why
I thought it was because he saw his son as badass and wanted him to rule right then. He thought it was honorable to go to the Wall and give it all up so Jorah could take over.
>>70655959
Můžeš a budeš.
>>70656019
Spoken like a true faggot.
What the fuck is his problem?
Maisie is the most attractive woman on the show.
>>70656031
>Am I the only one
Retard
>>70656019
Cocaine made her skinny
>>70655883
>Isn't her sword only decorative?
No. We literally se her fight with it retard. Goddamn youre stupid
> I thought that blood magic was required even to reforge Valyrian steel, not sure how fond Tywin is of that
When the fuck was that ever stated? Valyrian steel can be reforged. Its just how to make new Valyrian steel is not known
>>70656044
He did abdicate and give the lordship to Jorah, but there has to be more to it than "I think my son is badass, therefore, I will live on a block of ice until I die"
>>70655923
But anon, creatively it makes sense because they want it to happen
>There will always be some fans who will think it’s blasphemy,” Benioff noted. “But we can’t not do something because we’re afraid of the reaction. I like to think we’ve always done what’s in the best interest of the show and we hope most people agree.”
>>70656055
I dunno dude, he should just, like, smoke some herb and chill out dude LMAO
>>70656055
Paedo
>>70656058
Reminder that this phrase only annoys autistic people.
>>70655918
>BLACKFYRE FUCKING SHITS
GET THE FUCK OUT. NO ONE WANTS YOU. NOBODY EVER WANTED YOU. WHY DO YOU EVEN EXIST?
>>70655510
It's because those books suck retard, it's not hard to figure out
>>70656057
Hello, my English-learning friend. I believe the word you're looking for is "least", not "most".
is that frogfu ?
>>70656030
>asoif houses
What 1000 ones?
>lotr houses
...
rest my case
>>70655442
Can't unsee, goddamn you
>>70656019
>giant women
found the manlet.
> episode 10 is 69min
will we see her again?
>>70656031
No, but I'd actually forgotten I was expecting him back about 2 seasons ago.
I really hope he does come back. I never believed he was beaten in that fight.
>>70656102
>Tfw Aegon 4 legitimized his bastards
>Tfw targs are the usurpers
BENEATH THE GOLD, THE BITTER SLEEL
>>70655797
First Gaylord of TV detected
Iain Glen > Ezra Miller
someone post the nice guy/psycho meme
>>70656031
no. it is a random extra walking the other way lol
>>70655980
Then why did GRRM give out part of his storyline as preview for a The Winds of Winter if he wasn't important?
Varys, the Golden Company, Illyrio Mopatis, and Jon Connington obviously see him as more important than Daenarys. The visions, and warlocks keep showing this other "dragon" as potential downfall for Dany.
>>70656102
Even if Aegon is a Blackfyre, he's going to BTFO Daenarys like the Quaithe, and the Warlocks said. She too stupid to listen as proven by her not listening to them before. I'm betting we'll see the death of Dany because of him.
>>70656038
sadly yes
>>70655072
How the fuck...
>>70656189
bot
>>70656130
pleb. women are best around 5'0"-5'3"which is part of the reason im a danyfag
>>70655895
none of them have any talent/can make their own fan art so they have to steal from jon x ygritte. kek.
>>70655797
Sansa is ugly as fuck. Brits are disgusting.
Best go with the Canadian beauty who should play Val.
>>70656145
IMO sad opiion he was totally beaten in that fight. he had nothing. his sword broke and the kings guard was alive. i don't see it. although it would be awesome since I love him or loved
>>70656184
They are going to have their own personal dance.
Which danys dragons will he get?
>>70656010
Take it easy Preston
>>70655639
hmmmm, yeah i take that support back, whack my rating back up to a 5
>>70656184
He's just going to win the throne right before Dany shows up and she's going to BTFO him. Entertaining, but pointless in the grand scheme of things
>he believes the GNC is real
>>70655068
CIA DOES NOT DIE
>>70655929
My sister thought Roose and Stannis were the same person.
>>70656117
>rest my case
What case is that? I don't see your point.
>>70656240
all the leaks pointed to Viserion being the dragon most likely to leave, Drogon the least
>>70656055
Is it just me or did he kind of sound like the "Tell that to Kanjiklub" guy from TFA?
>>70655246
I'm surprised more people don't realize this problem. The only thing that could make that storyline work is if Theon is a link between Dany and the Starks. He could tell Dany that the Starks need to have the North.
>>70656030
It actually took me a while to get that picture. I'm an idiot but I'm not sorry. Great stuff, anon. I've sent you a barrel of Dornish red.
>>70656117
no one's talking about LOTR other than you dumbass
and if fantasy genre fiction trash is your only point of reference then I'm going to ask you to leave because 4chan requires you to be 18 or older to post
>>70655797
No, I genuinely find Sophie attractive at times.
Not always though.
>>70656130
oh look it's the "everyone is a manlet" retard again
>>70656211
>im a danyfag
Opinion discarded
>>70656184
Because hes put out random chapters?
>>70655471
Ice :DDddd
>>70656255
Dany ain't gonna live forever.
She has to die somehow and this seems the most likely way considering how much they've been foreshadowing how dangerous he is.
>>70656211
i think 5'5-5'7" is best because i'm not a pathetic beta manlet.
>>70656256
>Implying lady Dustin wasn't in the crypts to confirm wex's story
>>70656280
Show, being lower form of entertaiment, is worse than the books.
>>70656256
In the books, sure. In the show everything intricate and interesting is simplified for the simple minded showfags.
>>70656316
>implying lady dustin isn't an old dry cunt
Waif and Arya next episode
>>70656284
this. sometimes i find her attractive, sometimes i don't. not sure why.
>>70656308
>he truly believes a character introduced 2/3s through the story is going to do anything meaningful, including killing Dany
>>70656308
I hate to break it to you but Dany is probably going to win in the end. The only person who might win over her could be Jon. Ideally the white walkers win and just kill everyone.
Aegon is already invading the Stormlands in the book, so if he was going to kill Dany it would pretty much have to be after he already conquered Westeros as Dany was invading.
>>70656211
I like women at any height above 5'3 so long as they have the curves and assets I'm looking for
>>70656298
She's hardly a giant you fucking manlet. If you're under 6', you're a manlet.
>>70655975
I know your baiting, but please do give me some critique of Tolkien's world building.
I can't wait for how shitty your arguments are.
FYI, map =/= world building.
>>70656356
>>he truly believes a character introduced 2/3s through the story is going to do anything meaningful
>>70656230
I was hoping he jumped out a window and escaped. But his character would be more likely to fight to the death to give arya more time. Still, I'm holding on to some hope.
I hope that doesn't mean I'm as autistic as the stannisfags.
>>70655206
You can actually see the confusion on shaes face as to what she's meant to be looking at
Which Lannister represents this lion?
>>70656354
Sometimes her makeup sucks thats why shes ugly
>>70656347
She literally says "the North remembers" in a room with those and Ramsey, and all of the freys, and Wyman
It might not be Preston level tinfoil, but the North fucking remembers famalam
>>70656390
>implying Euron was introduced 2/3s through the story
the show is not canon
>>70656390
Euron was introduced like half way through the books.
>>70656362
No she isn't. If you know GURM at all he hates stories like that. Dany will either not win, or die just before or after winning.
>>70655929
Reminder that they introduced 2
-noble-yet-wild
-girls
-from northern houses
-both about 10
-both named Lyanna
In season 6.
>>70656380
Shallow and shit. People are good because? They are good. Bad men come from bad place and do bad things. Small men good, live holes, drink tea. Good men beat bad men cos good win.
Where were you when Cleganebowl was confirmed?
>>70656308
>hey dany don't trust the lion
>dany does it anyways
>hey dany don't trust the griffon
>dany does it anyways
>hey dany don't trust the sun's son
>dany does it anyways
>hey dany don't trust the mummer's dragon
>
When will Danyfags just give up on this dumbfuck of a character?
>>70656277
Took me all the way to the boot lol
>>70656452
He was mentioned in clash of kings, I think
>>70656438
>>70656452
Did you notice that he was greentexting? In reply to >>70656356
How new are you?
>>70656399
Ser Pounce
cast him
>>70656390
Now this is interesting, I love deep sea monsters
Hope something comes of this
>>70656298
And I'm trying to figure out how to get my post filters to work.
>>70656010
Interestingly, 2 people were killed when the Wildlings attacked.
>>70655948
No, he's not. Brienne will save him, again.
So from previews for this season we've seen Lannisters dining in the twins. In full armor I think
Are the Lannisters gonna turn on the Freys you think?
Jaime trying to keep his vow or something or at least revenge for what they did to Cat and Frey fucking shits being Frey fucking shits and worthless anyway. They used to have Tywin Lannister backing them, not anymore.
>>70656496
the mentioning is pretty interesting, Marwyn was mentioned in the first book only to spring forth to become a major character in TWOW/ADOS
>>70656467
Idealism is not a flaw in his worldbuilding
>>70655343
>One fucking episode
>>70656399
Simba Lannister
>>70656509
Darkstar
>>70656471
Two plebs hanging out.
>>70656496
Well so was Aegon, at least the real one. An offhand mention doesn't count
https://twitter.com/hanwaddingham/status/645677840386641920?ref_src=twsrc
>Medieval setting
>Dual wielding plate armored dual longsword wielding knight
Pick one
>>70656521
It was either a theon chapter or a varys whisper
>>70656509
Sansa
>>70655582
I always like "Don't associate me with X" posts.
Shows that the poster is somewhat thoughtful and doesn't get butthurt with a little banter.
>>70656217
>British women are ugly
>British-descended women are beautiful
Don't go in much for logic in the colonies, do you?
>>70656467
You've never read anything from Tolkien. You haven't even gotten past the first chapter in LOTR. You sound like a typical edgy 16yr old fantasy reader who like a clockwork complains how Tolkien "is only black and white" and so on when your knowledge of his books comes from wikipedia articles.
>People are good because
They aren't.
>Bad men come from bad place and do bad things
Evil is subjective and Tolkien perfectly knew this, and reflected it in his work.
>Small men good
Not at all.
>Good men beat bad men cos good win
In the end, what we see as good wins. Yes, this is often the case in storytelling.
>>70656399
Queen Lorea
>>70656509
beric
>>70656571
do you ever get bored of shitposting
>>70656356
>implying the point at which a character is introduced implies how important they can be
Yes, Ned and Robb were quite important, alright.
>>70656585
It was the Lhazar witch who killed Drogo and made Dany infertile
>>70656354
She has what I call Picasso face, one angle you see one thing another angle something else. Some of her angles are great, others not so much. Eva Mendez is the same way.
Name the primary distinction between literary fiction and genre fiction.
>>70656519
>In full armor I think
They'd have to be stupid not to.
Why is Blackfish such a retarded faggot? Does he really think his 200 good men can win or does he just want to die with 'muh honour' ?
>>70656509
Jon Connington
>>70656560
I want her to brutalize me while she's riding me cowgirl style
>>70656560
>she'll never dom you while repeating shame over and over again
why live friends
why live
>Medieval setting
>Dragons
Pick one.
>>70656616
Yea, I know when marwyn was mentioned
Euron was mentioned later on
>>70656623
a lot of girls are like that. angles and lighting can make a huge difference.
>>70656640
200 good men who know Riverrrun better than Tullys and Lannisters ever will m8.
They'd practically be immortal if they had daggers
>>70656640
He turned the battle size down to 30 so the low level Frey troops mix with Lannisters, lowering their overall strength. As long as Riverrun has a long wall he can backpedal on he'll probably win.
GET HYPE
>>70656496
Actually in AGOT. Anyways I don't know why some people don't think he will be so important Martin has foreshadowed him as a major threat since ASOS and we got him ascending into power in the beginning of the second act. Aegon though is different he too was foreshadowed but I don't think see him lasting past TWOW.
Act 1
AGOT
ACOK
ASOS
Act 2
AFFC
ADWD
Act 3
TWOW
ADOS
>>70656614
>implying ned and robb weren't important
you can't be this stupid
>Medieval
>Setting
Pick one.
>>70656509
Brandon Stark
>>70656007
Speaking from a breadth of experience I assume?
>>70656715
Euron was only mentioned in the appendix of A Game of Thrones
>>70656560
>she'll never shame you for finishing inside her and getting her pregnant knowing drinking moontea is against the Faith
Cast himRIP
>>70656640
he's inside a castle, though
and apparently Riverrun lads have mad archery skills
>>70656712
>PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEEEEDGGGGGGEEE
>tfw RobbxJen will never happen
>>70656614
>Ned and Robb were quite important
Weren't they? Pretty sure Robb just got a mention 2 seasons after his death and Ned is the catalyst for the whole show.
>>70656743
Fuck I could have sworn Ned mentioned him along with his other greyjoy bros. Maybe it was only Balon.
>>70656597
>They aren't.
WE WUZ DUNEDAIN AND SHIIIIEEEEET. Im you king cos im good cos im good people
>Evil is subjective and Tolkien perfectly knew this, and reflected it in his work.
destroying this world with no survivors t. melkor
Sauron do the same.
>Not at all.
literally descriped as the most hippy goodie doody people
>>70656311
Well you feel the need to explain why youre not pathetic which is pretty pathetic
>>70656737
A depth of experience would be more accurate.
>>70656717
>implying Ned and Robb did anything that will be genuinely important in the grand scheme of the series
Dany fire dragons gonna conquerer westeros and undo everything bc woman xDDDD
>>70656640
He CLEARLY stated in the very last fucking episode he knew he wouldn't win.
>>70656747
>She'll never chant shame every time you thrust.
>>70656777
Fucking what the fuck is wrong with Tumblr
I thought tweekxCraig was a horrible joke but God dayum famalam
bookfags, how do you feel about Aegon? Are you assuming he's a fake Targ b/c he's cut from the show?
>>70656827
>whilst ringing the bell
>>70656712
>>70656767
Is there any evidence Cleganebowl is actually going to happen or is it just desperate speculation?
>>70656835
Totally, makes sense d&d skip him cause the fat man told them hes a blackfyre fucking shit
>>70656835
Who said he's cut? And who said anything about "he"?
>>70656805
What are you trying to say?
Use your words. Dont' shitpost at me if you want a coherent response.
>>70656835
I always assumed he was a blackfrye. Pretty sure most did and he isn't important in the grand scheme of things. He will probably die to Euron in the newest book.
>>70656835
I know he's a fake because the golden company would fucking kill him if he was an actual targaryian
Reminder that if Robb married a Frey the war would be over, he could have had his wife killed off aftwerwards and no one would care.
>>70656805
Come on guys, stop replying to this obvious bait.
>>70656835
He hasn't had enough emphasis in the story to be as important as that would imply him to be, and the idea that baby Aegon survived was not foreshadowed enough for it to be real without being an asspull. That, coupled with the "mummer's dragon" stuff, makes him a pretty clear fake. Probably a Blackfyre.
>>70656835
I Like him better than Dany.
>>70656835
That's like assuming Lady Stoneheart was useless because D&D took her out
D&D's show is not really canon and what they do shouldn't be taken as a sign of what's happening in the books.
>>70656901
Reminder that if Ned hadn't been an honorable fuckwit none of this would have happened.
>>70656870
Yea
Your fucking eyes
>>70656835
He's supposed to be a foil to Dany. While Dany "rules" in Slaver's Bay, talking about how she's going to conquer Westeros, Aegon is actually making his move, conquering Westeros. She's an entitled child whereas Aegon is actually putting in work. Him being cut sucks because you know he's basically going to fail somewhere or be overtaken by her.
>>70656818
>implying Ned and Robb did anything that will be genuinely important in the grand scheme of the series
No Ned, no series. Fucking retard.
NEW THREAD
>>70656920
>>70656920
>>70656920
>>70656392
I REMEMBER THIS
hahahahaha
someone post it
>>70656919
Me too. That's why I'm bummed he's not on the show and that he's probably a Blackfyre.
And yes, this is my read too >>70656947
>>70656835
No. He's just pointless and THAT'S why he got cut.
>>70656030
Bradamante, why'd you change trips?
>>70656893
Weren't the Golden Company dudes okay with the original plan being to partner up with Viserys and his Dothraki, then partnering up with Dany and her dragons?
>>70656374
sophie looks fine when she's next to a guy who isn't a 5'6" manlet
>>70656940
Explain. Beyond some feuding there is no reason Sandor will actually seek out the Mountain and kill him considering he has gone 40+ years without doing it.
>>70657004
No, they laughed at him
>>70656893
Golden Company also broke a contract. It's obvious they've changed.
>>70656916
Mummer's dragon is just talking about Verys who was a mummer.
That doesn't confirm that he isn't a Targ, it just confirms that he's hostile to Dany.
>>70656870
I'm convinced, lad.
>>70655868
Lightbringer could actually be Oathkeeper, though. It was tempered in the blood of Ned, someone Jon loved deeply, while it was still Ice.
>>70657032
But what about this?
Tristan: Which plan? ... The fat man's plan? The one that changes every time the moon turns? First Viserys Targaryen was to join us with fifty thousand Dothraki screamers at his back. Then the Beggar King was dead, and it was to be his sister, a pliable young child queen who was on her way to Pentos with three new-hatched dragons. Instead the girl turns up on Slaver's Bay and leaves a string of burning cities in her wake, and the fat man decides we should meet her by Volantis. Now that plan is in ruins as well. I have had enough of Illyrio's plans. Robert Baratheon won the Iron Throne without the benefit of dragons. We can do the same
>>70656869
>>70656827
>>70656747
Stop it, guys! Or my cock's gonna go off like several volcanoes and it'll be the Doom of Valyria all over again!
>>70657037
He's a "mummer's dragon" because he's pretending to be a Targaryen. The golden company broke their contract because some are written in blood-- seating a Blackfyre on the Iron Throne. I get that you're playing devil's advocate here, but it's pretty clear to the competent reader that Young Griff is not Rhaegar's son
>>70657025
Because now he's not a bad guy and he probably thinks he's the only one who could do it, especially 1v1 (like maybe in a trial by combat)
>>70657197
Look at how firm she's holding onto David
you just KNOW
>>70657138
I think the plan was always to marry "Aegon" to Daenerys and sure up his claim. Nobody was going to fight a war just for Viserys
>>70657197
Dinklage looks like he's about to rip out his throat with his teeth
>>70655423
in his bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a pretty girl's mouth around his cock
>>70656937
Reminder that if the Lannisters twins werent a bunch of inbreeding fucks none of this would have happened.
>>70658099
Reminder that if rhaegar wasn't hungry for wolfpussy none of this would have happened
>>70655103
It's the things like pic related that piss me off, justify this
