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>>70311251
xth for queen cersei
muh dragons
What's the point of having a character die if you're just going to bring them back to life?
>>70314428
Sandor never actually died
x+2nd for CLEGANEBOWL
>>70314459
because zombies are cool fuck you
When did this show become so shit
EURON
EURON
EURON KING
>>70314459
>What's the point of having a character die if you're just going to bring them back to life?
it was orthodox eastern, GRRM is serb-orthodox
>>70314428
Hound didn't die though.
>>70314428
what is dead may never die
So wtf is going on with tommen?
>>70314459
What's the point of having time travel if the past is already set in stone?
frogfu
>>70314459
Jon needed a way out of his vows
>>70314428
Why do you have the wrong backlink?
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>70314428
First for game of cucks.
Never forget the one True King, the Last Baratheon, he shall carry on the legacy.
>>70314459
>What's the point in revealing a character is plot essential enough to resurrect?
>>70314428
>mountain never actually died on the show, he was just kept alive in a weird, grotesque way which fucked him up
>cat is just dead
>and so is the hound
>>70314466
only Jon + Catelyn died.
so whole picture is shit
>>70314501
Getting played until he kills himself in the final episode.
>>70314504
What's the point in all these petty squabbles in Westeros when the White Walkers and Daenerys are going to destroy everything when they invade anyway?
>>70314428
>no Beric
First for the one true husbando.
First for Ros
>>70314428
nth for the King in the North
My co worker is watching alt shift x right now. And he's in his forties and has kids. I didn't know normies were like us.
I just watched ep 06.
Dany was even worse than usual. Benjen was ok, i guess, nice to see sameone using weapon other than sword, bow, or dagger finally.
Tarly scenes made me cringe. I mean Randall and DIckon were perfect, but his wife talking shit during dinner was utter fucking bullshit. It would be unacceptable at early XX c europe, not to mention middle ages.
Aryas plot is moving finally, good.
And Wlader Frey actor is fucking amazing, his acting is best scene of this season so far imo
>>70314513
Seriously, sam is so cringy.
He's like the uber-cuck, yet they present him like it's normal and praise-worthy, and that the dad is in the wrong for wanting a non-cuck son.
>>70314516
He needs a better name than Last Baratheon
>>70314530
I started replying thinking that Gregor was also fully dead, but I can't back that up with any evidence beyond the descriptions of rot and the stated efficiency of Dornish poisons.
First for Mad Queen.
>GRRM said it was all good to have Aragorn become king, but we don't know if he's good at it. "What's his tax policy?".
>Daenerys then goes through political issues such as this in Meereen and tries to learn how to rule, but ultimately, she fails at every turn and declares that she will rule with FIRE AND BLOOD now.
>GRRM subverts tropes in general, and said he disliked the idea of a "dark lord". The White Walkers aren't evil, and we learn they were made by the CotF. They probably want revenge like 99% of Westerosi. Jon or others will make peace with them, most likely.
>The one normies thought was the hero then will turn out to be the true enemy.
>She will arrive in a broken Westeros, take the throne by force and maybe even destroy King's Landing because Drogon might ignite the wildfire caches.
>She won't be able to rule Westeros because she's terrible at it and she couldn't take care of one city, so Seven Kingdoms is unlikely.
>Everyone will hate her
>She will go mad and kill many people
It's pretty much confirmed, anons.
Promise me Loras, Tommen!
>>70314563
>most recent episode has almost a million views
>alt shift x being anything but normie
>>70314585
Gregor is mostly dead. mostly dead is not fully dead, it's partially alive
First for Charles Dance slaps your gf's ass, what do?
1st for Azor Jon
>>70314544
What's the point in setting up the Stark/Lannister feud when half the characters involved are irrelevant or dead now and it just kind of fizzled out?
1st for jon and sansa furiously copulating, for the good of the realm.
>>70314593
>Implying she would be able to do anything against Azor Ahai and God-king Bran.
>>70314486
Reminder Euron is a dirty race mixer
Why do I keep hearing that 2 characters returned in last episode? Who besides Benjen?
Are people counting Drogon?
>>70314630
he's a qt but for some reason i don't find him attractive
>Reading books about deeds of men greater than himself
>Reading is for cucks
Bookfags btfo
>>70314631
The feud ended with the defeat and death of Robb Stark and the Northern rebellion.
>>70314593
Bran will become the king of the others and help Westeros rid themselves of these Dothraki hordes and the mad queen forever. He will usher in a new era of peace by becoming a walker himself, breaking the 3EC's prediction. He will fly and he will walk.
>>70314516
>we never got a cameo of Mya
Fuck this
>>70314582
Gen the King of Men.
>>70314486
IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO RECAST
>>70314672
Radmure Tully
>>70314516
GRRM said Arya will meet him again though
>>70314692
Mya Stone a cute.
>>70314677
Are we supposed to think this man did anything wrong?
Literally have a beard and am taller than 6ft lads, and was thinking of going to try and work as an extra for GoT because that met one of their casting calls (guessing for Ironborn). Decided that would be a little bit too autistic though, especially as I think the show is shit.
So is it possible to be sexist towards men?
GRRM has not enough balls to go through with the Mad Dany plot twist although it would be the onyl fitting ending to her.
>>70314507
wildfu
/CONFIRMED/
>>70314749
>Literally have a beard and am taller than 6ft lads
Oh thanks for saying that it's literal. For a moment there I thought you metaphorically have a beard and are 6ft
>>70314627
call ali g in to deal with him
>>70314757
what do you think?
>>70314791
FATHER-ED
Which one would you like to see as Lyanna Stark?
(a ROLE in the famous television show GAME OF THRONES)
>>70314563
Isn't alt shift x like "asoiaf for dummies?" Watched one of the episode recaps and that's the vibe I got
>>70314757
OBVIOUSLY NOT YOU FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>70314757
No, objectification is literally part of being an actor/actress. If your good looks bring you shitloads of money and fame then stop fucking complaining about it. If you want to start being recognised for your acting, then turn away from this Hollywood shit and start acting in arthouse movies.
>>70314784
There doesnt need to be a "mad Dany" twist
Dany can be a horrific invader and villain to Westerosi people while still retaining her current character, you dont have to turn the situation black and white
>>70314832
3
2 if she'd get to live to her 30-40s
>>70314677
>said to be the greatest commander in all of westeros
>no mention of him during the war of the five kings
>right now dorne, the north, riverlands, the iron islands are in rebellion
>high sparrow cucking the nobles in kings landing
>stays at his castle and just hunts
the fuck is this show on?
>>70314832
Lilly no contest.
>>70314854
Looks too evil mate
>>70314832
I'll take a #4 to go plz.
>>70314832
None of these look like Ned or Benjen let alone 1st pic but older
Explain how Dany is evil even though she felt remorse for that girl that got burned up and locked away her dragons because of it.
I demand that one of these be made for season 6
no, not pre-season
>>70314907
That was when she was trying to save the world
Then she remembered she's a dragon and her sole aim is to conquer
>>70314876
muh Kelly C
>>70314832
Perfect Lyanna desu
>>70314893
>wears a lipstick
>>70314893
He was laying siege to Storm's End during the War of the Five Kings. If not for Davos, he would have been at the Trident to fuck up Robert.
>>70314911
>Cleganebowl was hype even 5 years ago
And now we're so close. Stay hype, lads
>>70314907
Shes irresponsible for having flying fire breathing beasts loose in the first place.
>>70314896
muh dick
>>70314907
Typical sociopath, has strong feelings about animals (dragons) and infants but little regard for human life otherwise. Or that's what I learned from Dr. Melfi.
>>70314900
Evil How?
Looks like the young Lyanna to me so it would be perfect.
>>70314893
He's only a master commander in the books, where he is doing stuff. In the shows he's merely a fine soldier (source: Stannis)
>>70314893
Like Gilly said, Sam is a better warrior than both of them ever will
But in the books Randyll is mentioned every time the Tyrell army is
Show randyll reminds me of my aunts husband that sits in his couch and talks about cool things he did, I think the entire point of that scene was to give sympthathy to Sam and show that his brother and father are just pompous fags
>>70314832
> most correct of castings the first time
Damn! Euron is one crazy mother fucker;
https://angrygotfan.com/2016/05/29/the-winds-of-winter-the-forsaken/
>>70314964
>Stay hype, lads
What is hype may never die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t08RN2yPJik
>>70314983
Yes, if it's one thing sociopaths are known for, it's that they never ever hurt animals
>>70314713
>Radmure Tully
Oh, ok, wellr he's pretty irrelevant
Anyone else find Emilia Clarke's face really annoying? Seems like it's locked in a permanent derpy smile.
I really want the undead Mountain to have Ned or Robert's severed head on his shoulders.
>>70315094
Why would thighburn do that?
>>70315039
one more
>Euron: build me exactly 1000 ships
>Daario: we need 1000 ships
Are you fucking kidding me?
>>70315101
No fucking idea, but I wouldn't even be mad.
I dont get this new lyanna meme, why so many voting for 3? dont anyone see that gray eyed actress? shes perfect
>>70315105
is she drinking chocolate milk?
>>70314582
>He needs a better name than Last Baratheon
Gendry The Bull of Baratheon.
>>70315121
>Euron attaches Daarios knife to his throat and then continues to marry dany and sail to westeros
>>70315135
male tears
>>70314593
Post yfw evil Dany kills Azor Jon and you see the normies reactions...
>>70314963
>War of the Five Kings
You mean Roberts Rebellion, and much to the chagrin of Randyl, Mace wasn't really trying to help the Targs and was only sieging Storms End to make it look like he was helping the Targs
If Stannis went down, Mace would have probably wouldn't have helped at the Trident
>>70315129
who spells it "gray"?
>>70315143
>Gendry The Bull of Baratheon.
I dig it
so we all agree that Sam is a Gurm self-insert?
>>70315135
its chocolate semen
>>70314964
Well yeah AFFC came out 11 years ago, so cleganebowl has been a theory for roughly so long
>>70315094
Ned's remains were sent back to winterfell to be buried in the crypts.
>>70315075
Her smug face in Episode 4 made me want to tear my eyes out, eat them and puke all over the screen while screaming in anger.
I hate her and I hope Jon beats her to death.
>>70315181
it is known.
>>70315143
I fucking want Gendry back he was based
>>70314036
The rest is hill and mountain retard. Nomadic peoples like plains.
>>70315094
The undead mountain's armor is such a disappointment to me, it kills my hype :(
How fucking incompetent do you have to be, to choose some fucking sheet copper bent around his head, over some real helmet?!?
I'm mad
>>70315012
Hot as fuck
>>70315175
he isn't a baratheon YOU FOOL
>>70315138
She cried to the western wind
For a love that was sure to end
Every dream in her heart was gone
Headin for a showdown
Ser Robert, he was there to kill
To free her from that forsaken cell
But if he fails, she will be in hell
There's gonna be a showdown
And it's snowing all over the realm
It’s snowing all over the realm
Tonight, the winter is here
And the faiths new champion
Was a man that we thought was gone
Now he returns to avenge the burns
There's gonna be a showdown
Get Hyped, oh get hyped
Its unreal, the anxiety
There's gonna be a showdown
And it's snowing all over the realm
It’s snowing all over the realm
Tonight, the winter is here.
>>70315129
>not voting for 3
>>70315121
This is one of the worst displays of "writing" I've ever seen in any medium. I can handle dick and fart jokes, I can ignore 'da bad poosy' line, I can forgive a lot of shit. But that kind of retarded spoonfeeding is unforgivable in any show that takes itself seriously.
Euron's line was even pretty cool on its own: "Build me a thousand ships, and I'll give you this world." Next episode, as soon as Dany started talking about ships, I knew what was coming and I still didn't believe they would actually go there.
>>70315212
Didn't GRRM confirm that Arya and Gendry are going to meet again?
>>70315231
I feel sad whenever I see these, because someone's put an hour of their life into it
>>70315012
WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT LYANNA CASTING FOR A SINGLE SCENE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70315228
Gendry the Storm Bull
why the fuck did they call it the "salt throne"? It's so fucking retarded.
In Bran's most recent visions, is the explosions a vision of the future? If so, shouldn't the city be fucked up in the scene of the dragon flying over?
>>70314896
>Ywn get to make sexytime with lilyfu while her daddy's music is playing in the background
Make the feels stop, anon
>>70315299
Cuz fags like you cry about it
Why do you think moron, iron was taken and the fucking ocean is all around them, salt throne is another way of saying King of the Oceans you moron
>>70315299
Because it's made of salt.
>>70315299
looks like some fuckin brilliant oily black stone there mate
>>70315260
>Mace tyrell: What is going on?
>Oleanna: This means that the high sparrow is winning
>You stupid fucking goys
>>70315299
The water in the ocean has salt in it
>>70314459
To showcase the red priest's powers
>>70314593
In the books, sure. But D&D have been setting her up as the hero this entire season so far.
>>70315261
No, but there are a lot of theories that he'll be her ticket out of Braavos and that's where he's been since sailing from Dragonstone and that by the time they get back to Westeros Jon will have taken the North and they'll both run into Melisandre again like she said.
>>70315316
why do you think the dragon flying over is in the future?
>>70315299
They're incompetant hacks who can't even steal from the books correctly because they haven't read them. Dabid has at best read the first two and Dan probably hasn't touched a single one, he may have leaed through GoT once or twice.
>>70314593
The kingdoms run themselves easily, kissing the iron throne's ass. Dany could probably live off this system.
>>70315316
>the contents of this room could lay kings landing low
>thinking the explosion has already happened
There's literally wildfire underneath the entire city, if there was ever an explosion in Kings landing it would be no more
>>70315316
No, that was the Mad King doing shit. It jumps around.
>>70315261
Yes, it was in the last Preston video
>>70315242
you do know that that is not her right?
Reminder the only way to save this series is Dani is killed the moment she steps foot on Westeros
>>70315385
This guy is right >>70315383
>>70315364
More like they read the wiki once and that was it.
>Hey what was Hodor's name?
>It started with a W, we can just check it.
>Nah that's fine, just call him Wylis and move on.
Reminder that Martyn Lannister died and was reborn as a king
>>70314459
when is jon gonna thanks melisandre ? Why is he such a cunt with her while he constantly eats sansa's shit ?
>>70315364
Purely out of curiousity, what word did you mean?
>>70315383
So the dragon flying over is from the past?
>>70315444
>Implying you wouldn't eat sansas shit
fag
>>70315405
One of the book prophecies is her scorching the land with her dragons, the throne room completely frozen over due to the white walkers, and tyrion fighting along barristan (which oops he's dead) and him bashing Jaime's face in with an axe as he laughs about it, which is Jaime's prophecy death to Tyrion.
>>70315419
They don't re-use names in the show, at all. Robert Arryn -> Robin, Walder -> Wylis
>>70315444
>while he constantly eats sansa's shit
kinda hot
>>70315261
He hinted towards it, and said something about them being still very young
Gendry is Aryas best chance at a happy ending, but only way I see it happening is if GRRM wanted to subvert another trope and give the most unlikely person a decent ending
>>70315456
If you're talking about my typo, I meant 'leafed.'
Real question here:
Can the Waif really be no one, considering the hatred she keeps for Arya?
>>70315277
>>70315337
>>70314562
He has the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen on a person.
>>70315329
>>70315337
>>70315338
>>70315343
They properly referred to it as the Seastone Chair in the earlier seasons, so you can't really defend it suddenly becoming the 'Salt Throne'.
Also, the Seastone Chair is made of the mysterious oily black stone found in many other isolated places in Planetos, and it was found by the first men that settled the uninhabited Iron Isles. It was there before the Ironborn were.
>>70315465
Lyanna Mormont.
>>70315374
b-but she'll break the wheel m8
>>70315507
Brown is such a rare eye colour
>>70314964
Nah. Once Jaime returns from the Riverlands, the Sparrows will choose him as their champion.
>>70315510
yeah I know why did you tag me in this?
>>70314749
You sound pathetically self conscious. God forbid you participate in something you enjoy, you fucking idiot.
>>70315501
No, it's stupid as fuck
>>70315501
she's not. She's just an older apprentice, undergoing her own training. Which she is about to fail because of her being jelaousand entitled
>>70315419
It has to do with retarded show fags with the attentionspan of a 8 year old with ADHD, Asha is Yara, Walder is Wylis Robert is Robin,
Where the fuck do you guys think Arya's arc is going to go eventually?
It all seems so boring and pointless.
But they gave it so much screen time and built it up that it has to go somewhere important.
Beyond just killing someone presumably, but that's all she really learned....
>>70314459
What's the point of being bothered by fiction?
>>70314832
looks alone? 4
>>70315561
>that dangerous sea
>that tiny gap next to jagged rocks
yeah how the fuck did braavos ever become a major trading port i bet like 50% of the ships going through that get wrecked
>>70315459
??
No the dragon and the explosion is in the future
Deanery will probably reach westeros by the time the walkers have made it to KL or further south and she starts by "burn them all" the zombies in KL
Nuking the entire city
>>70315591
they are the most powerful and infulencual of the free cities
>>70315591
It's a fantasy show stop being so entitled to realism
>>70315591
Retarded fan-made painting
>>70315536
Can't be arsed to book a ticket to Dublin just to appear as a face in the background during one scene. Would be a half-interesting story to tell people, but nothing more than that really.
>>70315501
The Waif's story is what she wanted to be, Arya is what she wanted to be. A highborne lady, but was just a poor beggar that ended up being some grunt of the faceless men that never actually gets any contracts. This ticks her off more when Arya comes in with no training or anything, starts getting training right away, taught things, and all sorts of shit and gets a contract too.
Arya is what the Waif wants to be.
>>70315561
>Arya kills the Waif and flees to Westeros
>Kills several high ranking white men by pretending to be an underage prostitute
>The only white man left in the show is Jaime, who at this point has gone mad and become a peadophile
>Just as Arya sinks her dagger into his chest he pulls of his mask and reveals he was Jaquen all along
>After a 10 min speech about how only death can pay for life he pulls off another mask
>It was Syrio all along!
>Her entire Journey was part of her Training that Ned Stark asked him to give her
>Now she truly is a Song of Ice and Fire
>Credits roll
>And who are you
>>70315561
From the books and such I always assumed that she would give up her revenge plans after a while of serving the faceless men, that if nothing else, everyone she hated would have already died while she was away, making her find a new purpose in life, perhaps join up with Dany like everyone else.
How many more characters will be introduced?
I'm pretty sure the only relevant or important character we're going to have introduced past this point is Marwyn. Either Sam goes to the citadel with the horn and meets Marwyn or we get scammed and Marwyn's first appearance is in Meereen. I'm certain he's going to play a big role in TWOW and ADOS since he's the only person who can rival Euron's magical knowledge and foreign experience.
>>70315624
aye, but are they as powerful as your spellcheck?
>>70315501
The Waif is actually Arya. When they fight in the "No One" episode, The Waif will kill "Arya" and everyone will be shocked. The Waif will then pull her face off and reveal who she really is. It was all a test and the Waif was playing Arya this whole time.
Reminder that Maisie said in a game of two truths and a lie that "I appear more often in this trailer than people realize".
>>70315552
Asha at least makes sense due to Osha's name. But yeah, you are right, similar names would confuse idiots.
>>70315670
what?
Why is Gilly not retarded?
post yfw tormund breeds brienne and they have a prodigious child
>>70314627
thank him
>>70315659
>And who are you
>Not
>And who
>Are you
>>70315689
isn't she?
reply to this post and you will get a girlfriend by the time the next epi of G O T airs
>>70315649
Gendry Storm's End.
>>70315658
Out of all the fire breathing dragons, zombie apocalypses and demon shadows, you're going to complain about a narrow passage?
Come on.
>>70315701
oh yeah, she is pretty stupid
>>70315260
>But that kind of retarded spoonfeeding is unforgivable in any show that takes itself seriously.
True, but D&D don't take it seriously (they're not smart enough) and HBO's marketing dept. writes the show for soccer moms who spend half the episode posting to Facebook...
>>70315709
why do faggots always use this argument?
>>70314512
I don't get this meme
Who /jonsa/ here
>>70315709
There's a difference between unrealistic stuff done on purpose and unrealistic fiction done out of ignorance
>>70315689
Because incest doesn't actually make you retarded or a freak, all it does is weaken the immune system and over many generations it would eventually end up weakening it for diseases that a baby wouldn't live through, but mostly it's such a miniscule degree for each incestual generation that it doesn't matter, especially considering her generation.
When are we going to get a "muh sexism" Edition. Can you believe this faggot? "I have no talent but I am rich, beloved, and girls and boys wanna fuck me it's fucking awful!" I cannot wait for this show to be over he will be nothing. He's the worst actor and person.
>>70315680
now I'll never be able to enjoy this reveal
I should stop coming here
>>70314896
crush me with your thighs pls
>>70315754
more like /canca/ amirite?
>>70315664
Young Griff
>>70315765
you just know
>>70315121
They probably can't count and "thousand" is the word "many".
>>70315751
isn't a true detective reference?
>>70314492
This he was alive, just left for dead. Anything could have happened.
>>70315746
>>70315760
Not really though.
>>70315765
girls love him because they can't have him
that's half his appeal as a man of the nights watch
>>70315761
It does make you a freak tho
The waif kinda looks like and channels the nazi girl from indiana jones IMO
>>70315659
lol, plausible
>>70314459
Except roughly two people have been shown to die and come back, it's possible to use the trope in interesting ways
>>70314501
Her face probably would have looked more like this.
>>70315680
>tfw the Faceless Men are supposed to be all knowing
>Arya never gets smacked for saying Jon is her brother
If a girl is no one, why is she assigned a gender?
>>70315680
The waif is just an aspect of Aryas personality, the one who wants to become faceless while the Arya we see wants to remain Arya
Shes been fighting herself this whole time, fight club style
When the waif kills Arya its when she truly becomes faceless
>>70315692
post yfw when Sansa, goaded by Jon, creates a noble house Giantsbane so the wildlings get legitimized
>>70315803
Socially sure, physically no. Not for quite a few generations. What do you think all of the royal families having incest and royal blood throughout history were freaks and abominations? No, they were just the same as everyone else, they just had worse immune systems.
>>70315121
Giving a large round number is better than giving a more arbitrary one or even exact one.
I do wonder how Euron is gonna crew all those ships to get to Dany though to be honest
>>70315857
They use the gender of their appearance, retard.
>>70315797
Are you saying he is confirmed gay? Because I mean the other men of the NW go to moles town.
>>70315875
'Es gonna do it with 'is cock!
*farts*
>>70314560
Dayum, how did you get such a High Res shot?
>>70315857
She doesn't identify herself as a girl.
Gender is a social construct.
>>70314832
> Strumpets, tramps, and knaves thou hath brought afore me anon.
> Not a one worthy of the page upon which they've ascribed their whorish features
> 'cept our fairest Cordelia. For wouldst thou hath such taste
> as thine MacBeth, the same-self light may our rarest Cordelia bring to your
> murky lenses. For tis prescribed by none without the gift of sight
> that One is true and true is One. 'tis any who wouldst gainsay hence be branded
> a fool in the great revelation of our purest Cordelia.
>>70315857
Because no one has a pussy and they don't believe in crazy talk like identifying as a gender different than your genitals
>>70315527
It's not the color, faggot.
>>70315868
google Charles II of Spain
>>70315765
Is Maise taller than Jon Snu?
>>70315535
Accident.
>>70314513
they've spent so much time on this side-plot.
I'm just waiting for it to all end horribly.
>>70314486
I'm so glad Mads didnt get involved with this garbage
>>70315875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m5GdzfiiOU
By singing this, summoning Krakens, and uniting House Greyjoy with House Disney.
>Disney
>Disny
>Diny
>Dany
We've all already lost.
>>70315825
They detect lies, not truth. She didn't know she was lying.
>>70315316
With the recent revelation that Bran can actually affect the past, theory goes that Bran actually made Aerys mad, hence why the Mad King kept repeating "Burn them all". Bran just keeps fucking up.
>>70315888
Depends, does Ygritte have a dick?
>>70314653
Any moron who thinks Jons gonna fuck Sansa and not Arya is just jumping the gun. Jon likes em with a bit of fire beneath them. Sansa too much of a helpless cunt.
>>70315906
It's from the IMDB portfolio of the show's main makeup artist
>>70315437
>Reminder that Martyn Lannister died and was reborn as a king
wut.
oh shit.
Are the riverlands going to be good, or shitty?
What scenes do you think they'll shoot?
Can I get hype?
>>70315936
Why are you here?
>>70315906
Surely you mean High Ros shot
>>70315947
It's a stupid theory. He's not going to change the past.
>>70315923
Habsburg Jaw is not the result of incest, it's just a genetic defect, and even so, his line is far more exceeded than Gilly's is, by a damn good amount.
>>70315967
You just fucking KNOW
>>70315967
Who the fuck dresses those girls?
>>70315947
Nope. Bloodraven made Aerys mad. It's why he told Bran not to play godfu.
>>70315925
It sure looks like it. I can't believe what a feminine body he has. I wish Tormund would rape him to death. Give him something to cry about.
>>70315967
>Arya is bigger than Jon
>>70315977
It's gonna be shit. They will only do the brotherhood scene and the siege scene, and both will feel rushed because Dany and Jon aren't in them.
>>70315967
Papa Ob is about to fuck all of them.
>>70315977
It's going to be a 15 minute scene of Jaime and Blackfish yelling at each other before Jaime storms the keep and kills him offscreen.
>>70315875
>Giving a large round number is better than giving a more arbitrary one or even exact one.
Precisely this. You don't hear about concerts/rallies/events/whatever attracting 67,344 people, you hear about a 70k crowd.
>>70314832
who the fuck are these people?
>>70315680
But then who is wearing Arya's face?
Where are Tormund's daughters that he keeps talking about?
Why hasn't he let Jon fuck one yet? Jon loves redheads
>>70315947
>Bran goes around the past accidentally making half the population mad
>"Every time a new Targaryen is born, he said, the gods toss the coin in the air and the world holds its breath to see how it will land"
Where do you think this comes from?
Bran is actually responsible for most of the atrocities and crazy shit that happened in the past.
He's the real villain.
Shout-out to my fellow Sansafags!
>>70315969
there is absolutely no fucking way getting shot with crossbow bolts makes only so little blood
>>70315948
I'm about 199% sure she is a beard and a dyke herself.
>>70316007
That makes sense in the books, but in the show he'd already be hundreds of years experienced in what he was doing before Aerys came into existence
>>70316056
based!
>>70314832
Scoledario get
>>70316056
Your prince says hi
>>70316048
a goblin
>>70316082
>>70316056
UPVOTED
SHOUT OUT TO MY FELLOW REDDITORS!
>>70316048
The Waif, she was "Arya" since after the training montage.
>>70316056
it's amazing how in one picture she looks like a goddess and in other pictures like a commoner right out of bongland
>>70316056
> Daily reminder she's only attractive because you haven't seen her tits yet
> Daily reminder everyone wanted to see Ygritte's tits up until we saw them
> Daily reminder that if Emilia Clarke had never got her tits out /got/ would love her
>>70315299
It's made of salt rock
>>70315527
>Brown is such a rare eye colour
Yes, because genetic novelty = atrractiveness, right m8?
>>70315947
He doesn't affect the past he causes the past
And yes it's fairly fucking obvious that BR/Bran caused Aerys burn them all rant
Jaime: he said the same thing he'd been saying for hours "burn them all"
Hodor hodor
I fucking hate it when youtubers think they're clever for figuring out/copy pasting what they read such simple to get theories
>>70315969
>I used to be on GoT like you then I took a bolt to the knee
>>70316118
This. We see Arya start holding her own and the very next time we see Arya starting to lose again, too convenient.
>>70316151
> Most beautiful I've ever seen
> But no, clicking on the comment it links to and following the conversation for one more post is too difficult
>>70316155
>Winds of Winter is Bran at the Wall
>Ed is telling the Night's Watch to burn them all
>Bran hears it's
>Ed/Bran is the reason for Aerys
Pretty obvious, I don't see why people are acting like it's a big deal.
What do you prefer /tv/? Jonya or Jonsa?
This is pretty sad after reading the new Aeron chapter. I always wanted Mikkelsen to play Euron but I don't think even he could have saved Euron with how the show have watered him down. New chapter had legless captive (Abel Gideon), forcing shade of the evening down Aeron's throat (Will Graham), Euron licking Aeron's spit, and Falia foolishly oblivious to Euron's nature (Alana Bloom). The chapter was just creepy as fuck and really gave off a Hannibal vibe. They really fucked it on the show. Aeron is completely fine with Euron looking to kill Yara & Theon, as well as not caring about Balon.
>>70316202
Jonsa
Arya already has a fitting husbando in Gendry
BROKEN MAN SPEECH NEXT EPISODE
>>70315012
She's better blonde
>>70316129
she always looks straight out of bongland because she is straight out of bongland
it's an island of inbreds
>>70316200
Just a few weeks ago this theory was laughed off of /got/
>>70316208
Jokes on you, you actually have that shit saved on your computer
>>70316225
The ironborn aren't attractive and pleb tier enough for TV so they've been shot since season 1
>>70314560
You sick fuck
>>70315664
The hightowers might appear in S7 or S8 when Euron sacks Oldtown and causes a mini Valyrian doom. It's bound to happen in the books, I have a feeling the show will have to tone down Euron because they forgot the years of buildup and foreshadowing to his plan.
>>70314513
/got/ is the place where people don't think I'm a douche for wanting Sam to die ASAP.
>>70316202
I'm amazed how they managed to make Sansa even more of a cunt in this season
>WE must take back the North
>WE must fight
>Meanwhile I'll stay back protected by your armed friends while you do all the work
>>70316202
Jonsa.
Sansa's now the one with the "love triangle" with her, Tyrion and Jon
And she's the one that fled to the Wall to Jon.
Like Arya was supposed to in the original outline
>>70315012
I bestow upon you your own Valyrian Steel blade, /got/. What shall you call it?
>>70314627
Wait untli he goes to the WC
>>70316249
That's because it's laughable, doesn't mean it couldn't happen.
NEW THREAD
>>70316320
>>70316320
>>70316320
>>70316319
SwordFu
>post yfw Preston is as hot as foretold
>>70316249
A lot of theories have been laughed at over the years, and some have turned out to be true and others not. Hell the whole Gendry is actually Cersei's miscarriage that she lied about and gave up because it was Robert's is still strong these days. Watch that be true as well, GRRM isn't a masterful writer. He writes a bunch of bullshit, lets people make theories and then just goes with the flow.
>>70316190
>But no, clicking on the comment it links to and following the conversation
It wasn't a conversation as much as it was him calling you a faggot for thinking he meant it was the browness of Bran's eyes that made them beautiful. I wanted to call you a faggot for a different, albeit slightly related, reason. Faggot.
>>70316181
Arya takes the sword she hid back at the end of the episode. She's also wearing the same outfit she was wearing during the failed assassination. There's no way it's not her.
>>70315299
Because they are the saltiest kingdom
>>70316319
Frostmourne
>>70315998
>Charles II of Spain
>only Hapsburg jaw
you need to do a bit more reading.
>>70316371
10000times better looking than Elio.
>>70316414
Arya agreed to this test. They gave her the S5 clothes, they can get them back. And,
>implying the FM didn't know about Needle
>>70316308
Can you post more /jonsa/ bro? My folder is empty.
I hope we get more webms next sunday.
>>70316319
The Cumguzzler
>>70316565
She was told to get rid of all her things before they could continue her training. She went out with her shit and didn't come back with anything. If they knew she kept Needle it would have been brought up right away.
>>70316319
Masamune the Death Bringer
>>70316567
And check out in the new thread
>>70316319
That sword?
Brittleneck.
>>70315437
They were both alive at the same time.
If Bran made Aerys mad then madness among Targs isn't hereditary so how can Dany be the mad queen?
>>70315510
>P L A N E T O S
>>70317066
This is why I hope they dont go that route. It cheapens the whole TARGS ARE MAYBE CRAZY thing and just makes it stupid magic shit. It would be like finding out that Bloodraven controlled Joffrey.
>>70316202
Sanrya
the fuck?
>another thread deleted
why are janitors so salty today?
>>70315993
Of course he wont _change_ the past
>The past is already written. The ink is dry.
Example: Hodor. He's been the way he is since the beginning, but it turns out he became that way because of events we just witnessed with Bran. Same shit could happen with the Mad King. We all know he was mad, and that he kept repeating "Burn them all"... for all we know Bran tried to go back to inform him of the white walkers but all the Mad King heard was whispers, which drove him mad. Everything remains the same, it's a time loop.
NEW THREAD
>>70317800
>>70317800
>>70317800
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