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How many threads do you niggers need?
>>70040798
QUEEN OF LOVE AND BEAUTY
>>70041074
Must be the Tully in him.
The whole "not listening" and "fucking up fucking everything" comes from his mother.
>>70041114
shit nigga you thirsty af
>>70040798
OLDTOWN
L
D
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O
W
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fuck yeah more arya this week!
aye bb u wan sum fuk
>>70041112
He didn't even link to the old thread.
May Night King, your servant, be born again from the snow as you were
Bless him with cold, bless him with wind, bless him with ice.
LISTEN TO THE CHILL, LISTEN TO THE GOD.
HE IS SPEAKING TO US AND HE SAYS WE SHALL HAVE NO KING BUT THE KING OF NIGHT
Let the sleet cover your follies and your vanities.
Let the old King freeze, let his lungs fill with hail, let the frost bite the nails from his fingers.
WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE, BUT RISES AGAIN HARDER AND STRONGER.
>>70041153
said no one ever
first for Salsa the true queen of da norf
behead all the pretenders
I just busted a nut
1st for Leafus
This is how /got/ rates season 6 through the first 5 episodes:
2 > 5 >3 > 1 > 4
/got/ rates them:
7.08 > 6.97 > 6.17 > 4.92 > 4.64
>>70041114
Get laid you thirsty autist
Thanks for ruining the threads until Sunday night when they get ruined by plot hole detectives dogfu
>>70041112
Infinity threads. Do you know how bump limits work?
>>70039586
Through Andal laws of succession It'd be Jaime, but he's in the Kingsguard, so it'd go to Kevan instead. But we all know he's going to die too or they'll ignore it and have Cersei for muh gurl power.
>>70041135
would risk starting roberts rebellion for her
>>70040798 → #
Promise me, Ned.
>>70041060
It's just very weird to me for different sisters to have different hair/eye colours.
Wonder if it's possible for brown/brown + blonde/blue + red/green sisters.
>>70041099
That makes sense!
>>70041179
damn that was fast
>>70041188
this episode was the best one since hardhome
it was probably one of the best of the entire series
>>70041213
>baaaaaaww Robert might cheat on me after he marries me so I'll cheat on him first!
Typical fucking slut logic
>>70041147
>>70041114
pls drop the girl already, we get it you kids are dehydrated af,but pls stop drooling over a 13 year old
the only grill your allowed obsessing over in my thread is salsa
>>70041237
>Hardhome
>The Door
>good
get the fuck out you dumbass tripfag
>>70041247
Bobby B deserved better.
>>70041247
>slut
hey don't use that word right now lad there are girls posting
/Breaker of Chairs/
>>70041237
>it has le epic ice zombies therefore it's good
>>70041179
mummer sansa should be queen of the north
shitty boring sansa should go act in essos and get stabbed by arya
>>70041261
>over a 13 year old
I'M 26 I TOLD YOU
Post these Kinvara webms pls
>>70041295
Jesus Christ I hope you're being autistic on purpose
>>70041276
>hardhome wasn't the best episode of the entire series
tipping my fedora at you
>>70041261
That's a man, baby!
Promise me, Neddard.
>>70041261
but i agree salsa is queen and we should be talking about her not me
>>70041311
then post your pic instead of random pictures you've found on instagram, because that girl sure as fuck ain't 26.
>>70041074
DELETE THIS
>>70041225
I was edging for a while already, while I was salsashitposting
Its an art a female could never understand :)
>>70041333
shit ass fucking pleb taste likes "literally Runescape, the episode"
>>70041349
post your favorite littlefinger scene
>>70041333
Well we all know you have one
Hardhome was great but no Tywin no best
>>70041311
Shut the fuck up already or go post your tits on /b/ If you want autistic virgins to give you compliments
>>70041261
she's better than sansa.
most girls are.
>>70041188
Why are there so many Redditors here?
My 3 beautiful queens
>>70041074
HOW the fuck did theon and his sister round up enough support to steal literally hundreds of ships without their uncle being tipped off? How did they manage to get that support from the ironborn in the first place? It's a women and a cockless fag. How the fuck did Euron manage to build that fleet and why has nobody in Westeros or the eastern lands (whatever they're called) so much as metioned that it exists, particularly when Danaerys is after a huge fleet?
>>70041379
She's like an albino black person with her weirdly shaped hips saggy tits and general structure of her face
>>70041074
Satanists please leave. Bran is one true God
Most recent episode had some of the best scenes in the series (Arya at the play, Hodor) and some of the worst scenes in the series ("let's go murder them!", Sansa turning down an army).
It's infuriating that it can swing so hard in quality.
>>70041379
What the fuck is going on with her midsection in that right shot.
>>70041349
how come i keep seeing this one trailer on tv for that xmen movie but not once do they show a shot of sophia?
>>70041456
>Hodor
That was shit desu senpai
>>70041425
>people still asking why stuff happens in the show when it doesn't make sense
is this a meme?
nothing in that absolute goddamn farce makes any sense.
characters have zero motivations and just do stuff for no reason whatsoever or just to move the plot/be plot convenient, things happen inexplicable because that's what the story arc wanted...
Nothing in the show has to make sense anymore. Things just happen.
They're not even trying to have them make any sense anymore.
In S3-5 they were trying ( and often failing )... now they don't even try.
>>70041379
Why is her arse a square?
>>70041074
>Falling for the "bran is time travelling meme".
>>70041425
Imagine there's 10000 people on an island, and ships to house 3000 of them
Now imagine 7000 vote for one guy while the other 3000 fuck off with all the ships
Asha was greatly respected, or did that not cross you, it was just that Euron sold his package better than she did
Also he was being shoved underwater I don't see how someone was going to tip him off
>>70041311
Picture of your face including a date and timestamp with "a message to /got/" written on it and this thread or fuck off
>>70041456
Sansa not trusting LF was the right move.
And kingsmoot was shit but still not one of the worst. I hated the "jorah go find cure for cancer" more
>>70041462
it's called literal perfection
>>70041379
Is she clenching her ass and stooping on purpose? She looks weird.
>>70041531
Stop replying to her already
Bradamante might be an autistic virgin but atleast he enjoys the show
I have no idea why half of you are here when all you do is complain about every little thing you don't understand in the show
holy fuck people actually think the last episode was top 3 in the entire series. what the fuck are you guys on.
Muh maisie
>>70041383
snow kiss. and when salsa lies to the vale lords. GOAT tier scene for me.
so um, greenseeing seems to be like entering a different plane of existence that is invisible to other humans, but they can hear whispers of the greenseer himself. however, when the greenseer enters this plane he can't control his "actual" body at the same time. so does this mean that the Night's King is both in the normal world and the greenseer world all at the same time? when some enters the green plane does he just see someone randomly appear like in a MMO?
>>70041531
no I already said I'm done posting about it
>>70041514
I just want to know how many ironborns died from that stupid ritual
>>70040595
That would be nice, just imagine the little birds killing Qyburn and then Varys appears in front of him
>>70041599
What about your sisters feet?
>>70041379
Horrible tits
Confusing looking ass
Punchanle face
Voted hottest woman of the year according to some stupid magazine my mom has at their house
Do people have shit taste or do they just get blindsighted by photoshop and fame?
>>70041544
it wasn't the right move. she'll be crawling back to him in a few episodes.
>>70041333
Wrong. Night's Watch and North shit is boring as fuck.
Here's the patrician storyline levels.
King's Landing (when Tywin was around) > Stannis > King's Landing (without Tywin around) > POWERGAP > Boltons > Night's Watch/Jon > Bran > Ironniggers > MASSIVE Powergap > Mereen/Kelly C.
tyrion trial episode is the best ep in the series
>>70041580
I don't complain about shit I don't uderstand cause the show's simplistic eough as is.
I complain about shit characters like Sansa for being a bitch who calls Jon a brother one minute then an untrustworthy bastard the next. I understand why she does this, I don't like her for it
>>70041311
kek i get it your 26 just busting your balls :) but if that pic was seriously you, you should consider your self lucky guys love that perma-teen qt look
as a 23y/o male with perma-teen looks i dont think it works both ways :^(
>>70041514
That's retarded. There's no way 3000 people could just steal a hundred ships with the other 7000 not noticing at all. Euron being drowned was a 10 minute thing, there would've been the hours/days in between the kingsmoot and then.
>>70041589
all of her scenes in the vale were pretty great
once she came down with that black hair i got excited at her starting to become a player in the game
>>70041599
So you won't post actual proof?
Thought so, now fuck off
>>70041633
At that point, she didn't even know how many northern solder's they can manage.
And the only reason you know she will ask him in a few episodes is because you know the leaks.
Trusting LF is never a good strategy
>>70041494
This. There's 2-3 glaring plot hole in every episode, a few minor ones, plus the whole lot of retarded shit like everyone teleporting everyone and finding people whenever they want in a continent the size of Africa and Brienne "Literally who?" beating up 5 knights and the Khals running around like retarded chickens instead of killing Dany after she flips the first brazier. This show is fucking garbage now.
>>70041514
>the 3000 Asha loyalists boarded the entire iron fleet and sailed away in the whole 7 minutes Euron was being drowned
D&DIDF pls....
That wasn't the plan beforehand ( They probably thought Asha would be crowned ) so how did it happen soon as Euron was elected she ran away screaming at the top of her lungs to inform thousands of people of her plans, and no one out of the Euron's loyalists saw anything?
>>70041638
>bolton scenes
>above anything
I hope maisie has scenes with the members of the troupe. She always has great chemistry with other actors, the waif notwithstanding.
>>70041514
The 10,000 people on the island got there on those 3,000 ships. There was exactly the number of ships on the island as at the minimum/maximum capacity of those ships. The plan only works if Yara's followers went there with maximally fitted ships, and left on the stolen 'best' ships minimally crewed.
>>70041682
Should've noted that it's when Roose was around, Rams Snow scenes are like Mereen level.
>>70041631
They get blinded by what the media tells them they should think or find beautiful. Normies don't want to admit that they don't think exactly what their friends or media do.
>>70041598
How are we supposed to know what lich king did to grab bran
In the books they watch through the trees eyes and the whispers are wind through the branches, this is why going slightly off source material can be fucking confusing
It's not impossible that the LK was Green seeing himself since he's magical and seems to have some of the powers the children have, like creating walkers, and if he's a stark he might still have greenseer/warg shit from that line
Or it's because others sense life, or something else
We don't know yet
>>70041544
The Jorah shit, it was OC (well I hope it was, I hope Aegon won't tell that to JonCon heh), of course it's gonna be shit.
But the Kingsmoot, they had an already written scene that just about every readers absolutely loved and were hyped to get...
But they cut it out to make up their own retarded nonsense.
Even if the Jorah scene might've been retarded, it's more forgivable than the Kingsmoot.
>>70041651
thank you! i actually think guys with young/baby faces are cute. and you have good taste in girls. i'd turn lesbian for sophie in a second.
anything post season 4 is immediately disqualified for being in top-episodes rankings
>>70041735
how is that possible when hardhome is the best episode though
>>70041074
>mfw watching this shit
>It's a gayworm and missandei scene
>It's a gayworm speaking scene
I want to claw my eyes out.
>>70041650
sexist pig. sansa is finally coming into her own and all you care about is jon's feelings?
>>70041638
This.
>>70041735
The show (and book) really went to shit as soon as Tywin died. He carried the whole thing. There's a reason everyone thinks he should've been King.
>>70041672
IT'S 3AM HERE im not getting out of bed to take a selfie for a bunch of autists. i'll take one tomorrow with a sign and all that shit, just stfu and relax.
it's not that serious.
Found this gem earlier
>>70041651
so when's she getting raped again? been a while.
>>70041683
She's done fuck all the last two seasons Anon
Admit it. Braavos was a mistake.
Reminder that Jon will hatefuck a baby into Sansa and give her the Lord's kiss when he finds out she's a conniving bitch
>>70041651
Look at this thirsty, orbiting Jorah.
This is why you go 2D, people.
>>70041793
he better
>>70041782
>i'll take one tomorrow with a sign and all that shit, just stfu and relax.
B A S E D
>>70041782
just post your sister's feet
>>70041663
based salsa made cia rock hard in that scene
>>70041782
Jesus fucking Christ stfu and stop posting already, and don't post shit tomorrow too you'll just ruin the thread for hours to come
It's fantastic that you have tits but Jesus christ if you want the approval of men just go outside
>>70041782
>excuses
>excuses
>excuses
I guarantee you won't post a pic including all that tomorrow
>>70041821
based sansa is in essos.
that's shit sansa.
>>70041663
s4 was best for sansa :(
then d&d fucked it up and made her hate cia and it'll never be the same again
>>70041782
This is why no one takes women seriously on 4chan. Who fucking cares if people don't believe you?
>>70041808
Don't ever post this in my general again.
>>70041849
challenge accepted.
your guarantee will be proven garbage
>>70041849
jorah pls stop derailing the thread
>>70041872
why?
what did he mean by it?
>>70041849
>>70041815
Stop being thirsty virgins there's 4 billion women on the planet this isn't Bigfoot
>>70041782
Stop encouraging them you fucking asshole
>>70041790
jaken and waif was a mistake. they should have given them more interesting dialogues instead repeating the same stupid question again and again. Maise is actually surprisingly decent actor
Name a decent female character who isn't Tyrell.
> You can't
>>70041888
Trips confirm
>>70041870
because its annoying as fuck to have people accusing me of using a fake pic when i'm like a 4/10 at best?? don't they think i'd choose someone better?
you're right though. i shouldn't care.
>>70041900
Melly
Kinvara
Lolly
>>70041875
stop derailing this thread khaleesi wannabe stupid bitch
>>70041782
>In my time zone
MARYLAND
D
Seriously though, what's the source of that woof girl image?
>>70041638
That's embarrassingly shitty
Please never make another ranking again
>>70041900
Ygritte book snakes, melisandre olenna.. Ah fuck...Sister Shame?
>>70041900
Ygritte
>>70041900
frogfu
>>70041808
DELET THIS
>>70041900
grey worm :3c
>>70041852
she has just as much reason to trust him as she does to not trust him
how do you reconcile with the fact that littlefinger betrayed ned? i like littlefinger but i hated him for a long time because of that.
>>70041900
Septa Unella
>>70041918
Jonautist or Danyfag detected. Fuck yourself mate.
>>70041906
Oh fuck off and get a dildo named Roy, you're just as bad as they are
Webm pls
>>70041462
CGI
>>70041944
Shave your shitty beard, and then kill yourself.
>>70041900
Cersei
Catelyn
Asha
Meera
Melisandre
ShireenOlenna Redwyne
>>70041790
I know but Arya is my fave and Maisie is great when they actually give her something good. If they were just going to butcher it and have her just getting beat up they should have given her an actual storyline even if it was complete fanfiction.
>>70041900
asha, arya if we are doing deads, osha, fat walda
>>70041966
>get a dildo named roy
i'll call it euron instead
>>70041944
If that's you trim the neck and get a haircut fitting an adult instead of generic 14 year old emo
>>70041944
What the fuck is happening at this time of night?
>>70041875
desu, all i ever wanted was some feet pic
>>70042006
>tfw I wish Jonautist was back to spam these threads
>>70041900
varys
because no dick XD
>>70041951
By accepting that Eddard was a fucking asshole that would rather there be war and risking the life of his entire family just because he doesn't want the lannisters to have the throne
>>70041416
buscemi eyes?
>>70041989
Why did you spoiler one of the best characters in the series?
both Arya and Tyrion haven't felt like major characters since season 4.
Reminder that the show died with Tywin
>>70042034
Because she's almost a Tyrell
>>70041944
you're pretty cute
>>70042023
but they executed him and went to war anyway so what's the difference
>There is a girl in this thread RIGHT NOW
>>70041998
ayy bb u want some warts?
>>70042048
Oh right.
>>70042034
Because olenna married a tyrell and is therefor Olenna tyrell not redwyne and the challenge was to not name a tyrell?
>>70042035
>>70042060
I'm sure there's more than one.
>>70041906
Is this the part where we tell you that you're much better than 4/10? Just stop, be anonymous.
>>70041944
if you're gonna have a beard, don't have a 14 year old meme haircut
if you're gonna have a 14 year old meme haircut, don't have a beard
you're like the worst of both worlds
>>70042002
nah
>>70042085
>Just stop, be anonymous.
she should get a trip 2bh
>>70042096
>she
>>70042023
LF also made the deal to lanister-tyrell deal. LF was also the guy who broke up sansa's marriage to Loras. LF also probably have a part in RW.
I can guarantee 10000% if people didn't know about the leaks they wont say sansa made a mistake
>>70041651
I can tell you're also a perma-virgin, you thirsty autist
>>70042085
You must become no one.
>>70042060
it's a new way for Bradamante to shitpost
What do you think Baelish's end game in the books is?
There's no way he could ever sit on the Iron Throne. He has no claim, and no one would ever accept him. It seems to me that Lord of Harrenhall and Lord Paramount of the Riverlands is the highest position of power he'll ever reach. Maybe he'll marry Sansa and maybe he'll get on the Small Council again, but that's it. But it feels like he's plotting for more
>>70041944
would date if you do something about your beard, and hair,.. and your face in general
>>70042031
Theon eyes
>>70042031
thats JUST eyes
>>70042147
They stripped away everything that made him popular, so why even bring him back?
>>70042176
Well it seems his plan was to become warden of the north, while being paramount of the east, while being paramount of the trident, which would probably earn him enough balls to become hand, and if he's hand he becomes lord regent of the king died without heirs
And if he's lord regent he's basically king
>>70041944
alright you faggot special snowflake son of a bitch listen right here and listen good - This isnt fucking /soc/ so stop trying to get some random annonette pussy because it aint fucking happening. You are literally behind a keyboard and screen at 2 in the morning posting pictures of yourself to what could potentially be a 35 year old fatass who stole his daughters snapchat picture and is fapping to the idea of you thinking about him.
Get outta here with that shit you fucking loser.
>>70042092
>>70042002
cant be bothered to get a haircut, plus the gf likes long hair so why would I?
I do have to shave tho havent left the house in 3 days, had to go full hermit to get some work done
>>70042176
As his lordship grows, so does his status. When all the other potential rulers fall, he will be there to take their place.
>>70042176
He has ties to the North, the Vale, and the Riverlands. He's taken over half of Westeros already.
>>70042176
destroying the republic and creating an empire
Westerosi = Humans
Dothraki = Orcs
Children of the Forest = Green Elves
Targaryen = High Elves/Dragonkin
Dragons = Dragons
Red Priests = Mages
White Walkers = Death Knights/Liches
Dwarfs = Gnomes
Undead = Undead
what am I missing here m'bros?
>>70042176
He could become king with enough chaosh.
>>70042176
pic related
>>70042214
What made him popular in the first place?
>>70042249
YOUR NEW EMPIRE?
>>70042260
he told varys he doesnt want to be king
>>70042239
Is this facebook? Nobody cares FUCK OFF
>>70042267
Mysterious white guy with weird hair and weird speech pattern. Also cool assassin.
>>70042279
you're a living fart
d&d would love you
>>70042255
one thing that bothers me about most rpgs is that none of them have races for human/elf offsprings. Like, human and elf have similar humanoid bodies, they can probably bone, cant they not have children?
>>70042255
>Dragons = Dragons
Fuck off. gurms dragons are scientifically accurate. not like those unrealistic tolkin dragons
>>70042255
Ironborn = Worgen
>>70042294
what's that even mean
>>70042264
how do people shave their balls in westeros?
>>70042267
A man refers himself in third person
>>70042314
Same way they shave their vaginas
>>70042314
maybe he's just hairless?
>>70041951
because I honestly believe that if ned hadn't been so stubborn and just listened to CIA's advice about keeping joffrey on the throne and manipulating him a lot more people would still be alive.
>After King Robert's mortal wounding and his subsequent naming of Eddard as Regent and Lord Protector, Baelish advises Ned that despite their knowledge that Queen Cersei Lannister's children are illegitimate and that Stannis Baratheon is the legal heir, the wisest course of action is to ensure Joffrey's succession, a maneuver calculated to avoid all-out war and maximize their own power. Eddard refuses the suggestion.
also i don't believe that he told joffrey to kill him. that's a theory everyone takes as fact because of some cryptic shit varys said. i think he thought he would be sent to the wall, it would've served his agenda just as well, if not better. because ned dying made cat hate him, she probably would've been more forgiving if he was sent to castle black.
so yeah. i think ned should've listened to cia's advice but he was pig stubborn and stupidly honorable. that's what made him a shitty player and in the end it's why he died. and notice how no one ever blames varys at all?
>Varys persuades Ned that for the sake of his daughter Sansa's life he must falsely confess to treason so Cersei will allow him to take the black.
he's the one that persuaded him
to falsely confess using his love for sansa to manipulate him.
not saying CIA is innocent but there were a lot of players.
i feel like i can't hate him for it unless i hate everyone else who was involved.
>>70042279
>Littlefinger tells the truth
Filtered and stubs hidden.
>>70041793
it seems to be getting set up that they're cousins, not half siblings, so they might go this way
>>70041944
Should have killed yourself years ago, autist.
How different is the origins of the white walkers going to be in the books?
>>70042326
how do they do that
>>70042332
>maybe he's just hairless?
is that a thing
>>70042336
no one will read this at this time of the night dude
>>70042085
a girl has no identity.
>>70042314
>>70042358
He's naturally hairless, as it plays right into the gay twink fantasy.
>>70042345
>Maisie is too ugly so they switched the jonrya ending to a jonsa ending.
;(
>>70042354
Cotf will shove an Intel® Core™ i7-4770S into the first men
>>70042306
>no animal on the planet has both four limbs and wings and the same time!!!
hahaha what a fucking hack and retard, what about Angels?
>>70042399
Angel wings are just modified shoulder blades
>>70042399
Bees have four limbs and wingsand two more limbs
>>70042293
>>70042325
That third person forced-mystery was lame. In the books, Jaqen disappears. Arya is greeted by a kindly old man in the temple, and the kindly old man is actually kind. They drop the fake mystery shit, and tell Arya straight up what she needs to hear.
>>70042345
And Sansa's already shown that her emotions affect whether she thinks of Jon as a brother or half brother.
If she starts craving his cock and he turns out to be a cousin, she very well might get feelings for him.
If Jon can satisfy someone with experience like Ygritte his first time, Sansa's gonna be blown away
>>70042306
REEEEE WHY DIDN'T ARAGORN TALK ABOUT TAX REFORM!?!??!
Seriously this fat fuck can't die soon enough.
>>70042122
I'd say sansa still made a mistake without the leaks. Vale has a strong army. It's a big loss to her.
>>70042358
Yes it is actually. Not everyone is a bear.
>>70042482
yeah because it's better to be betrayed by a large army than a small one.
>>70042436
are Bees scientifically accurate tho?
>>70042122
>probably have a part in RW
shut the fuck up. you're talking shit.
and far as sansa knows all he's done is save her from joffrey, smuggle her out of king's landing, and kill lysa after she threatened to kill her.
you know that speech she gave the vale lords? it was convincing because half of it was true. other than the stuff about lysa, the rest was all what she really believes.
>lord baelish has told many lies.. all to protect me.
did you watch the crypt scene before he left winterfell? SHE LIKED HIM. the ONLY thing she hates him for at this point is leaving her with ramsay.
you act like sansa knows he broke up her marriage to loras. she doesn't. her using something she doesn't know as a reason to not trust him would be truly fucking stupid, even for D&D.
>>70042444
sansa has been satisfied by ramsay and she's clearly a masochist. no other man can satisfy her now.
>>70042512
I dont have much hair anywhere else but I still have hair on my balls. I dont think hairless ball is common
>>70042360
this time last of night is when i do my best sperging :(
>>70042556
>>70042444
No one can say Sophie the butt-slut Turner isn't a great actress now.
How many of you were convinced that she didn't love the Ramsay treatment?
>>70042336
yeah that's all fair enough. i was just wondering how others who seemed to genuinely like him came to like him.
i came to overlook it eventually but the moment he betrayed ned was just such a gut punch.
>also i don't believe that he told joffrey to kill him. that's a theory everyone takes as fact because of some cryptic shit varys said.
i haven't actually even heard of this so i'm not sure what you're referring to.
janitor put a ban request on me HELP
>>70042437
No shit. I was just explaining the reason he became popular and how it makes no sense to have him comeback without any of the traits people liked. Might as well just had the Kindly man and have them be nice to arya while showing us how she was being manipulated.
Preston
>>70042619
oh shit nigga you a dead man walking
>>70042556
Jon's not a man, he is the fire blessed, the twice born, Azor Ahai, the Prince of Light, the Last Dragon.
All those kissed by fire are merely receptacles for his seed.
>>70042619
we're all going to get banned after the last thread
>>70042444
this is the other thing
Jon's a good lay apparently
but has a small dick.
so either he is just the gods gift to sex, or ygritte was just so wet for him that it made it intense.
It's a demonstrable fact that the more a woman is craving your dick, the more she gets off during sex.
>>70041304
SICC
>>70042636
But... All the things you named that you suppose made him popular, he still has.
>>70042667
Calm down there don juan, stop flaunting your phd in sexuology
>>70042649
Fell for the time travel meme.
>>70042619
post cunny
>>70042657
Sansa gonna get rejected by him if she ever seduced him(just like what he did to Melly). Ygritte's his one true love.
>>70042711
whats he gonna do? fuck her ashes ?
>>70042705
there seems to be a 23 cm dick where my cunny should be
>>70042667
t. virgin
>>70042610
a lot of people think killing ned was littlefinger's idea that he planted in joffrey's head or he advised him to do it. because of this varys quote:
>Who truly killed Ned Stark do you think? Joffrey, who gave the command? Ser Ilyn Payne, who swung the sword? Or... another?
>>70042711
Ygritte's dead and forbidden love with a redhead is the only way Jon can get off anymore, and that new lucky redhead is Sansa
>>70042657
>sansa having to bend down to hug her manlet brother
she deserves better. only reason to ship those two is cause you hate sansa.
[insert controversial opinion here]
>>70042738
>23 cm
proofs?
>>70042777
DELETE THIS, RIGHT NOOOOOOW
>“Jaime,” she said, tugging on his ear, “sweetling, I have known you since you were a babe at Joanna’s breast. You smile like Gerion and fight like Tyg, and there’s some of Kevan in you, else you would not wear that cloak... but Tyrion is Tywin’s son, not you. I said so once to your father’s face, and he would not speak to me for half a year. Men are such thundering great fools. Even the sort who come along once in a thousand years.”
Does everyone become a NK type of dude when stabbed with dragonglass? or did the CotF use some kind of magic?
>>70042764
i see the jonsafag cancer is spreading.
>>70042777
[Insert thicc dicc here]
>>70042738
>newfag
>>70042793
Why?
>>70042758
easiest way to get banned
>>70042787
no go beta orbit that girl
>>70041188
I don't get it, 4 was the only acceptable episode the entire season. 5 was the worst.
>>70042820
>oldfag
>>70042764
Kissed by fire.
What did Ned whisper before being executed by ser Illyn? He clearly said something we just need to know what and whether it has any relevance to Bran.
>>70042824
Why what?
>>70042845
but I want to orbit you...
>>70042810
:')
I also want Jon to fug Arya when she comes back.
Starks need to breed more Stark children, and Bran ain't gonna do it, so Arya and Sansa need to do their part, and Jon will help them.
>>70042874
>"I love cunny"
>>70042809
dude .. dude you know what obsidians are made of? silicon. you know what else is made from silicon? chips and processors. that obsidian is clearly a processor that turned the man into a robot
I don't understand how Stannis was ever Azor Ahai / The Prince that was Promised. Melisandre seems extreme stupid. Although she is old and probably was just latching onto something/someone to have purpose, I don't understand how it could ever be Stannis if it wasn't for shit she influenced (Giving him Lightbringer, the ceremony on the sea/salt/smoke etc.).
At least the new Red Priest is supporting a decent legitment prospect to be Azor Ahai / One that was Promised. Mel now is probably correct with Jon too. Hopefully both qts meet up to support both Azor Ahais as they try and defeat the Night King
>>70042657
oh shit
if he turns out to be the child of Lyanna and Rheagar that would mean he'd be Danerys' nephew, and you know how those targaryns like to keep it in the family...
>>70042874
>Finally, after all these years...A Clash of Kings begins.
>>70042855
A lot of people hate Dany and the "Targs are immune to fire!" bullshit. Jorah and Daario going black-ops in Vaes Dothrak with 100,000+ soldiers was stupid too. And the Khals doing literally nothing when getting burnt.
People liked 5 because there were epic fights and "so sad" when Hodor died.
Don't know how people rank 1 over 4, though. The sand snakes were dumb as hell.
>>70042899
>obsidian is made of silicion
I... I...
why did the /got/ pick up speed so much at 3am?
>>70042711
Sansas now down with the incest game anyways
she is going to end up with littlefinger one way or another
>>70042741
>t.
I've been seeing this a lot for a good long while
what's it mean?
>>70042296
>no rpg has half-elves
is this bait?
>>70042907
>
how can both of them be correct?
>>70042892
but i'm straight ;_;
>>70042874
>(farts)
>>70042932
britbongs are waking up
>>70042874
>Winds of Winter is never coming out
>>70042907
She saw Stannis when she asked for Azor Ahai, not realizing Stannis was the key to getting to Jon.
>>70042775
i agree with this.
>kit is 173cm
>cia is 178cm
cia remains king of manlets.
>>70042512
>not everyone has gone through puberty yet
ftfy
>>70042951
>The dragon has three heads.
>>70042930
I think that part is actually true. obsidian should be mostly silica
>>70042813
WHO LET THIS FAG IN
>>70042907
Melisandre believed it was Stannis, because that's how she interpreted the visions in her flames.
You're telling me you wouldn't believe magic flame visions?
>>70042982
fuck, you can tell she was fucking delighted
>>70042874
i always figured he was praying.
>>70042936
gotta mean 'quotation of' but damned if i know the origin
CAREFUL NOW LADIES
WHAT YOU SET THAT MONSTER FREE THERE'S NO CAGING HIM AGAIN
>>70042874
"ashara dayne"
>>70042777
most of my opinions are only controversial to you autists
most normies agree with them
you guys just have bad opinions
>>70043004
she is clearly shit at reading fire.
>>70042775
She'll do her duty to bring more Starks into this world and cause Jon does that thing with his tongue and she really, really, REALLY likes it.
>>70042932
>she is going to end up with littlefinger one way or another
this is the truth that no one wants to admit
>>70042874
>"fat man why are you doing this to me"
>>70042998
Silica in obsidian and crystalline silicon in a wafer are hardly the same thing.
>>70042930
are you objecting to his atrocious spelling, or do you not know how obsidian is made?
how many of you are kissless virgins be honest
i can tell if youre lying
>>70043035
Or perhaps the visions coming through the flames are being filtered by someone.
>>70043029
>(You)ing yourself
Now that's a new low
>>70043065
Me.
>>70042874
"Ice". He was warging into his sword and cut off his own head.
>>70043059
no shit sherlock
>>70042874I can't believe that I have finally become A Game of Thrones.
>>70043079
it's not me, just one of my followers
>>70043059
do you really think that he was arguing that you can literally program obsidian?
>>70043065
If I was, would you then offer your cunny?
>>70042874
This can't be happening! I am in charge here!
>>70042932
>she is going to end up with littlefinger one way or another
Only for her to kill him and get all the lands and titles he had
>>70043065
I'm not kissless, and I almost lost my v-card to someonefucking miss that girl, lads ;_;
>>70042951
As explained like a million time. Although Jon can be both the Ice & Fire in The Song of Ice and Fire. It makes a bit more sense that one is Ice and one is Fire. We also know they'll probably need Dragons to defeat the Night's King so Jon will need her regardless if she's Azor Ahai.
The show / The book have been telling us she's Azor Ahai since some of the first chapters and through Mel seeing in the fire / a lot more evidence we know Jon is probably Azor Ahai, both of them being it is probably the easiest / best outcome.
>>70042981
I guess.
>>70043004
At least in the books, she is never told Stannis is Azor Ahai through the flames. She always saw 'Snow'.
>>70043035
Not exactly
>>70043071
Highly doubt that. I think it makes more sense that >>70042981
>>70042874
Hail Hydra.
>>70043059
Next you are going to say jayne pool is not gene pool
>>70043092
>>70043105
Preston Jacobs is literally arguing that obsidian knife was actually a computer chip that created the Night's Kind.
>>70043132
what happened anon
>>70042453
I'd say he has a point. I came to GoT/ASOIAF with the hope of watching medieval politics, and I got that. For the first 4 seasons. Afterwards it'd been downhill.
>>70042809
It has to be done as part of a ritual for it to work.
That's why it was done in front of a weirwood tree with those rocks placed like that, the pattern is part of Children of the Forest rituals
>>70042981
OR fucking red god could have just shown her Jon and cut all the crap
>>70043140
>Highly doubt that. I think it makes more sense that
Well if someone was filtering what she saw, then she would be blind to visions of Jon, or anyone else.
Hell, Azor Ahai likely doesn't exist, and someone is just showing her what she wants to see to move some pieces around.
>>70042874
If I pull that mask off, would you die?
>>70043152
That's even more ridiculous than his nuke theory
>>70043152
>Preston Jacobs
who the hell is that?
>>70042982
she's mesmerized by him in that gif. i swear the reason she's so pissed now is because she REALLY fucking believed him. she trusted him. she looks like she's looking at her cult leader.
she thought he would protect her
>mfw sansa probably hoped and prayed at night that cia would come back for her and rescue her but he never came
>>70043178
That's not how visions work.
>>70043147
This.
>>70043065
I slay that gf gash
>>70043183
At this point, I highly doubt Azor Ahai doesn't exist. We're pretty close to the ending and I think it's going to slowly become everyone vs the White Walkers and Azor Ahai will be one of the main reasons they'll defeat them (Or at least almost defeat them? I really don't know considering this 'bitter sweet ending" shit)
>>70043198
Uber autist makes controversial theory videos about game of thrones.
They're pretty interesting if you don't take them too seriously.
Some are pretty retarded though.
>>70043065
i've kissed a guy am still virgin :(
>>70043213
what not contrived enough?
>>70043235
fag
>>70042907
There is no Azor Ahai or PTWP, just as there is no Seven, no R'hllor, no Great Other, no Old Gods, no Drowned God, and no Faceless God.
Melisandre is a religious fanatic who was wrong about Stannis, and is wrong about Jon.
>>70043065
i kissed a girl once
>>70042874
nowwittenz
>>70043250
Hello Preston
>>70043235
so not only are you a virgin but you're also a fag
wow...
>>70043230
there are no big gods with some agenda. there are just some magic and thats all
>>70043153
She ended it, with some "I'm a mess and don't want to hurt you" bullshit
From what I've heard that might still be true, she's also been whorish and all. Guess I shouldn't be around someone like that, after all
>>70043250
>There is no Azor Ahai or PTWP, just as there is no Seven, no R'hllor, no Great Other, no Old Gods, no Drowned God, and no Faceless God.
r'hllor is real the rest are fake
>>70043065
we all
it is known.
>>70043230
I'm more skeptical than that. I see no reason why a man with a flaming sword is necessary. Nor do I see any way his the prophesy of his coming back has any merit.
>>70043224
>ywn have manmore children with Sophie
Why even live?
>>70043281
>r'hllor is real
>>70043280
same but she ended up crawling back to her ex both times
you're better off without her trust me
>>70043300
we've seen beric and jon come back to life, that's enough proof for me.
>>70043126
I never even considered that train of thought, but it seems plausible and would be insanely satisfying
the student becomes the master kind of thing, and littlefinger gets his just deserts
I hope your right anon, someone get dabid on the phone
>>70041919
>Name an actor
>book snakes
>book
Being this retarded
>>70043265
Not Preston. The fan theory that "the gods are all bullshit" is at least a decade old in the asoiaf fandom.
>>70043126
as long as he gets a baby in her first he wont even care. he wants to finally fuck "the eldest daughter" and to taint the stark bloodline with his lowborn seed.
even if he dies, he'll live on.
>>70043321
He said character faggot
>>70043295
>>70043269
>>70043250
There is so many posts about how shit of a writer GRRM is that if you guys seriously don't believe this story isn't going to be on some Hero + Friends + Dragons? anime shit then you guys are idiots. The show / books have been heading this direction since the last book and I don't see it stopping any soon.
I know you guys all think this story will be as crazy as Preston theorizes, but believing an autist isn't something you should ever do.
>will never be taken captive by spearwives and get bullied by them
i hate this universe
>>70043318
>>70043126
Don't be a bunch of naive Salsas. Petyr is going to kill her as soon as she attempts to oppose him. She's gaining confidence, but she's weak. She doesn't have the mind for the game of thrones.
>>70043267
i'm actually a girl but why does it matter?
>>70043299
as we mature we learn to comprimise, and cope with a salsaless life :^(
I convinced my gf to dye her hair red so thats a start, and they already have very similar figures
>>70043324
She'll drink moon tea or say she's already had it, probably right in front of him as he dies from the stab wound or poison or whatever it is
>>70043345
He's going for the money
>>70043345
>I know you guys all think this story will be as crazy as Preston theorizes
i've never believed in preston
i have no idea why people started unironically discussing his theories here when he used to just be laughed at
>>70043152
>Obsidian knife is a computer chip
>The long night was a nuclear winter
Preston is such an autist, I wonder why anyone takes him serious.
>>70043376
dude shut the fuck up
if it didnt matter you wouldnt have said anything
>>70043376
PICS 4 PICS BABE?
>>70043370
Nah, he wants her. Now that Cat is gone, that might be the thing he most desires
>>70043376
Milady
>>70043370
i love cia but i can't see him ever killing salsa. when he said he would die for her i believed it. she's his only weakness.
>>70043345
I dont believe the shit preston says. but i do believe,
>there are no gods, just magic
>Others are not pure evil and the story will end with a truce with the others instead of their elimination
>Neither Jon nor Dany will rule westeros, at least one of them will die in the end, probably both
>>70043400
He wants her... Until she attempts to oppose him. What's the point in keeping her alive, if it means losing his life, and everything he's worked for? He's not that smitten. He's learned that lesson as a boy.
>>70043376
>>70043235
>>70043436
i like this theory about sweetrobin and the weirwood throne
>>70043318
If the one person she kills is Littlefinger it would make a lot of sense. I also like the idea that Littlefinger is trying to be the warden of the North and he basically already kind of (In his Littlefinger manipulation sort of way)
(This will never happen hopefully) We'll probably have Dany Queen of Westeros and Sansa Queen of the North. I honestly think with how popular this 'muh strong woman' shit is we'd have have this when Jon saves the world from the wights, but dies in the process.
>>70043370
but anon you simplistic fuck, Petyr has trained her to Clash with Kings
>>70043376
post feet. the other girl left without posting feet
>>70043438
>He's not that smitten.
literally everything he has done has been because of tully pussy
>>70043426
Oh Salsa...
>It's true love! Just like in the stories!
>>70043398
You could pull off a nice qt trap t.bh
>>70043436
>Doesn't believe Preston
>Posts Preston theory
Lmfao.
I think Jon will die and >>70043450
>>70043388
It's started lately because all we really have is leaks and theories now to guess what happens next. With weekly episodes and no book to prove / spoil what happens in the show there is just a ton of wild speculation and honestly just boredem.
>>70043387
Always has been
>>70043376
AND SO THE ATTENTION WHORING CYCLE CONTINUES
ITS THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIFEEEEE
>>70043345
>everyone who disagrees with me is a youtube guy named Preston
>anything those people have said is crazy
I get the impression you haven't read much.
pic related
>>70043456
The time she's been with Petyr in the books has been all of what? 3-6 months? That's going to transform her from a pawn to a player? Oh please. He's feeding her just enough to endear herself to him, and make her think they're allies. But he still thinks she's a pawn.
>>70043384
>yfw salsa forgives LF at the end of the season after he crushes the boltons for her and she realizes he honestly just made a huge mistake
>yfw the show is going to pull a dany/jorah
fuck these faggots flipping out over the first girl they've met in their life
>>70043388
>i have no idea why people started unironically discussing his theories
no one does, it's a meme
>>70043509
>Posts Preston theory
those theories have been around before preston was born. They are not his theories. his theoris are wayyy more autistic
>>70043549
>>70043370
Nah, he won't kill her.
And she'll probably oppose him and kill him in a very direct way.
Petyr has problems dealing with people that don't just do underhanded or sneaky shit to get things done, like Brandon or Cersei when she sicced those guards on him.
Sansa will probably straight up stab him or slit his throat instead of poisoning, trying to get someone else to do it, fucking him or his plans up behind the scenes, etc. He'd expect, anticipate or hear about any involved plots and wouldn't expect Sansa to ever take matters into her own hands, which means it's the perfect way to get rid of him.
>>70043463
No. Tully pussy gave him motivation to exercise his own strengths, instead of playing into other's games. Yes, he's making a grab for Sansa. But that's not his entire motivation.
>>70043549
Raging over this also counts as feeding her, you know
>>70043603
he's not even a girl
>>70043548
I read an article that said the same thing the other day.
>But, there is a reason this is happening: They want Littlefinger to pull a Jorah. You know, betray the young woman he loves, get rejected by said young woman for said betrayal, then come back to save her despite said rejection to prove that she never should have turned him away in the first place.
>>70043548
>yfw they proclaim Jon as DAKINGINDANORF
>yfw the shows is going to pull a Margaery/Joffrey
>yfw Sansa says "I want to be the Queen"
>yfw Sansa X Jon happens
>yfw Littlefinger literally just gives her to Jon to marry, gets cucked by a Stark again and commits seppuku
what if Ned warged into Night's King before he died and is now coming to get his revenge?
someone please make a new thread.preferably cordyfu edition
>>70042035
>Father! Is it over?
>No king rules forever my son.
>>70043583
lol no. sansa is supposed to be cia jr. aka manipulating the fuck out of people. she even lied to jon because she couldn't stop herself from being the shady bitch she's meant to be.
>>70043583
Not a terrible analysis. Probably wrong though.
>>70043535
But what if she attacks him in a storm of swords? then she will truely leave Petry as a feast for crows. Then hopefully dany comes in with her dance with dragons before the winds of winter arrive. did you even consider that you cum brained fuck?
>>70043564
The theory that the Others are pure evil is one I've only really seen Preston express.
The only evidence is that the gift / the wall / the original Truce happened, but that was only because the dark night based and 'Azor Ahai' saved them. Not because xD the Others aren't evil.
I think what happened is:
>COTF create The Others
>The Others FUCK the First Men
>COTF are like "You like that you little slut?"
>The First Men are like "No we don't please stop, lets truce"
>They build the wall
>The night goes and the Others leave
>COTF are forced to accept the truce because they can't do anything about the wall / don't have the majority of their army anymore.
>>70043532
Calling someone Preston is just the generic term for calling someone a retard for thinking outlandish theories that the show will never explore (the books may)
>>70043632
Yeah, that definitely won't happen. Sorry mate.
>>70043549
you have been roose bolt-ond
>>70043702
Sweet dream of summer child.
Danny is the worst character. Why is she still alive?
Where Sandor be?
Was blood Raven up to no good?
Would any one else a child of the forest?
When is anything actually going to happen?
There is time travel? Is this a shitty hidden sci Fi story?
Why doesn't the fat fuck write the rest of the books?
>>70041616
leaks seem to indicate that instead Qyburn will use the little bird and take Varys placebecause DABID
>>70043786
Rereading the books, Dany is clearly the bad guyalthough knowing DABID she'll be le strongk wymen in the show
>>70043789
Besides the fact I'd like Varys to kill Kevan himself, I love where Varys is now and the role Qyburn has in the show. DnD did good work, fuck you retard.
>>70043789
I like Qyburn so it's all good. I wish we saw more of him in the show to be honest.
>>70041638
pleb
>>70045213
Jonautist or Danyfag detected. Tywin is ALPHA.
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