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>>70031525
/got/ planetary edition
>>70035416
Where's Bran and co. at the moment?
why is /got/ so dead?
is something going on tonight?
>>70035330
Where's Antarctica? Also what region did humans evolve in here?
>>70035558
>why is /got/ so dead?
The tv series is such shit even showfags now realize it.
>>70035563
>Where's Antarctica? Also what region did humans evolve in here?
Clearly humans evolved on Earth and were transported to Planetos at some point in the distant past.
Of course after they are shipped this happens but why did it have to be him!?
>>70035613
Do the Five Forts have their equivalent of the Night's Watch?
Say her name Dabid
SAY HER NAME
YOU RAPED HER. YOU MURDERED HER. YOU KILLED HER CHILDREN.
>>70035686
Nice edgy spoilers kid, are you 12?
>>70035613
ur still here fagot also gurm will always be a genus and this is his magnum o'piss
>>70035448
The Cave is in the Haunted Forest. Presumably he's headed south now.
>>70035613
Yep, it's sad to admit but what was once probably the greatest show on television is now arguably the worst.
So its confirmed Tommen an heroes this season.
Who becomes king after him?
>>70031732
> I'm just starting the books and
My friend tried to get me to read the books prior to the series but I unfortunately blew it off until mid-S01 and while it's ALWAYS better to read the book before watching the movie/tv show, the tv series is such shit that it hasn’t been a problem for me.
Also; only a barely illiterate teenager would skip chapters.
>>70032948
>ASOIAF really should have been adapted as an adult animation in the style of Avatar the Last Airbender
No, shitty Japanimation is garbage. Now an all-CGI GoT (that strictly follows the books) along the line of Avatar, I could get behind.
>>70035673
Is Jorah going to Asshai by the Shadow? I really hope so. I want some creepy weirdness.
>>70035686
>there are people who will believe this
>>70035686
nice try but thats fake. its from hivju's movie
>>70035785
Skipping Dany chapters in ADWD is entirely excusable.
What if Bran communicated with Hodor throughgravity
Bromise me
>>70035723
>ur still here fagot also gurm will always be a genus and this is his magnum o'piss
At this point, I gotta see how the tv show ends.
>>70035758
>Yep, it's sad to admit but what was once probably the greatest show on television is now arguably the worst.
The worst part is there was no reason for the tv show to suck, it's all clearly laid out in the books and only requires a bit of editing and trimming to make it work as a tv series.
>>70035785
Only a disinterested person would skip chapters. This is only for a re-read of course, and at this point, many stories are still separate enough that you may as well skip and come back if a chapter is dooky enough.
>>70035847
> Don't cum inside, Rhaegar
The creampie that brought down a dynasty
>>70035809
Of course he'll die during bowf. We know Brienne is going off so it's only logical for the progression of the wildlings and her storyline
What I hate about GRRM's worldbuilding, even more than how incredibly illogical the linguistics and migrations are, is how pointless it is.
In Tolkien's Middle Earth every town, village, mountain range and forest had a purpose and we got to visit it and meet characters from there several times (though I can't think of very much from Harad or Rhun, but there are plenty characters from there and their role is explained).
By comparison most of Essos looks like he just couldn't think how to end it so he kept drawing a big rectangle until he got to the end of the page, and occasionally put a random dot and a name somewhere.
The books get so much better if you imagine Reek as a cute femboy.
>>70035830
Which?
KINVARA
>>70036022
When re-reading it's perfectly acceptable to skip chapters but not the first time around, especially when you're coming to the story from the shitty tv show.
>>70035480
What the fuck is in Carcosa? And is there Winged Men?
>>70036061
>like he just couldn't think how to end it so he kept drawing a big rectangle until he got to the end of the page, and occasionally put a random dot and a name somewhere.
This is also his approach to writing the whole series
>>70035785
I would love a manga adaptation of GoT myself. Animated/non-shit comic wouldn't have to make concessions for budget or muh grimdark.
guys there's a bunch of porn being spammed in the catalog where are the mods?
>>70036127
>that nose
>that jaw
>that eye gap
>those brows
3/10
>>70036061
Old D&D player here and IMO, the best fantasy world was Harn or Encyclopedia Harnica; a straight-up analog for a quasi-medieval Earth (i.e. rump Roman Empire, ancient Egypt, Vikings, etc.) but highly detailed with text backing up all the cool maps.
>>70036061
It's more like real life this way. Everything that matters happens on a small continent filled with white people.
>>70036166
My favorite rereading is by the characters chapters. Other than Daenerys. I barely made it through the first time.
>>70036365
the dany chapters are fine until she meets daario
Is there any hope for Rickon Stark? Him and Shaggydog are my favorite starks.
>>70036459
he gets killed this season, arrow'd by Ramsay, so to answer your question, no hope.
>>70036497
show me the body
Are John Snow and Kelly C Mary Sues in the books as well?
>>70036166
This. You can skip on rereads.
I would say first 2 read thoughs, no skipping, because that way you actually LEARN about every character.
>>70036657
We see their flaws better because the story is from their perspectives.
Jon was stubborn to a fault and blind to his brother's dissent
Daenerys is an annoying incompetent teenage girl surrounded by protectors
>>70036657
Not nearly as much as in the show.
>>70036657
Daenerys is.
Jon isn't as much. He did at least get shanked for his fuck ups. The worst thing to happen to Dany is squatting at sunset.
>>70036255
The mods, like the dragons, will be here in a few seasons.
>>70036239
There's an American comic book adaptation of the first book. actually.
http://www.amazon.com/Game-Thrones-Graphic-Novel-One/dp/044042321X
>>70036762
Dany is ignorant af
>>70036582
I will, on episode 9.
>>70036355
+1 (you)
>>70035613
Wednesday evening is typically dead, I found. I avoid uploading artwork at this time, for that very reason.
>>70036792
It's alright but I really didn't like what I saw of it.
R+L=J
>>70036818
And yet she still gets everything she wants and if she doesn't all she has to do is say muh dragons. Also she's hot, everybody falls in love with her, and despite being a terrible leader nothin happens to her
>>70036762
> The worst thing to happen to Dany is squatting at sunset.
Grows up living on the run
Psycho brother
Sold to Carl Horse Cock Drogo
Assassination attempt
Husband and son killed by a witch
Forced to flee into the desert
Pyat Pree tries to magick her
Xaro tries to scam her
Another assassination attempt
Meereenese terrorists
Yunkish invasion
Squatting at sunset
>>70036985ROBERT+LYANNA
>>70036989
Literal marysue somebody kill her pls
>>70037061
it's crazy how deluded dany haters are
what the fuck is benjen getting up to and why does he abandon bran and meera at the wall!? he probably won't even leave them his valyrian sword which he got from the night's fort
>>70037061
Considering that a large portion of her later misfortune is her own fault I wouldn't call her a Mary Sue. Just plot-armored.
>>70037170
>deluded
i mean delusional jeez
>Cast him
>>70035330
Gylbert Farwynd is right
>>70037246
Jacob of House Jewstark
>>70036985
Brandon Stark + Ashara Dayne = Jon Snow
Rhaegar Targaryen + Lyanna Stark = Daenerys Targaryen
Eddard promises Lyannna
Returns Dawn to Ashara at Castle Starfall
Discovers Jon, trades him for Daenerys
Ashara fakes her suicide, becomes “Septa Lemore”
Smuggles Daenerys to Pentos to be with Ser Willem Darry and Viserys
Joins Jon Connington to raise and train Aegon the Reconqueror
>>70036985
Renly + Loras
>>70035330
could the lands of always winter go over the pole and meet up with the grey waste?
>Cast them
>>70037335
That's a very complicated conspiracy which changes absolutely nothing.
>>70037256
who?
Which POV character sections have you enjoyed most overall?
>>70035297
>bran having heavy security
dornishman no one even know who bran actor even is beside the branfag tards on /got/.
Even Emilia and Dinklage are by themselves in public sometime, bran having "heavy security" is ridiculous.
0/10.
>>70037246
sansa
>>70037455
Jaime
Twin reveal when?
>>70037455
Arya or Jon's. I expect the dip both suffered in ADwD will be remedied in TWoW judging by the path the show took/Mercy.
>>70037202
Slavery is an evil that should be stamped out and from what Vogarro's Whore implied, all the slaves of Volantis and everywhere else will rise up to join Daenerys.
Not a regular here, and I'm wondering:
do people often come in to shit talk Martin and champion Tolkien?
I read through the books a few years back and honestly found the whole series hollow.
>>70037615
next episode obv
I still don't get the whole hodor thing. So bran was in the past, then he warged into hodor from the past? So was he controlling hodor when he was pulling the cart? Then why was he still able to look around in the past? Was he doing both at once? And then he randomly wargs into the past hodor or something... wtf
>>70037455
Tyrion
>>70037696
Tolkien isn't mentioned all that often. Obviously Tolkien is the fantasy gold standard, but Martin and Tolkien were trying to achieve different things and approached them quite differently. It's apples and oranges.
>>70035710
>dat set
where could I get my hands on such items
>>70037719
setting aside that the answer is actually "never", the ToJ wrap up is most likely in episode 10
>>70037755
The way I understood it was that Bran controlled Hodor in the present, but since he was dicking around in the past, he accidentally touched past Hodor too. He did it accidentally, he can't control his power as well when using it through time, and past Hodor would be harder to control because he wasn't retarded-- all of this caused Bran to fuck up and break Hodor.
Any ideas on what arya is going to be doing in westeros other than trying to kill walder?
What's jon's /sansa's plan of action after he takes back winterfell and becomes king of the north? Head to blackfish or some shit? Apparently that's where brienne is going.
What is going to be happening with dorne in the finale? Why do we give a fuck about them? Girl power and allying with dany or something?
What the fuck has benjen been doing all these years and why will he ditch bran and meera after he escorts them to the wall?
>>70037859
I'm bouncing between he either warged through past hodor to get to present hodor or he skipped past hodor altogether but somehow past hodor got mixed into it. Not sure which is right
>>70037768
I’d wait until GRRM finishes the series, as there’s no guarantee the publisher will produce matching editions for Book #6 and #7 to complete the set.
Of course, there’s no guarantee GRRM will ever finish the series…
>Promise me, Ned
>>70037859
Well whatever it was, the TER took him there for the exact purpose of fucking up Hodor's entire life.
Its kind of shitty that the only way to watch got now is to do so ironically to see in how many ways Dick&Dike can shit the bed within 50 min.
The introduction of manipulation of the past was just fucking awful, they could have just left the greensight as a way to show flashbacks so we can get insight into past events, with bran just being a spectator and that would have been great. Instead they turned this little cunt into a demigod, who will ultimately end up shaping the whole ASOIAF
bran in love, bran is life
>>70037803
indeed... i was being facetious and referencing benjen coming next episode
“Bran has another vision of the tower of joy and we see Lyanna Stark… Lyanna whispers something to Ned before she dies. We then see a baby, and the very next scene we see Jon.”
>>70035782
Faith or cersei depending on cleganebowl
>>70037696
The only time I've seen someone shit-talk ASOIAF and champion something else more than once it was for Wheel of Time.
I like the series, for the most part. Daenerys chapters are the only ones guaranteed to make me put the book down, and AFFC was the only book I didn't rush through (Daenerys isn't in it, though...).
ASOIAF got me reading books, but sadly, I haven't enjoyed many of them as much as I did them.
>>70037859
This is definitely the most reasonable understanding. Any one who thinks there is osme other technical explanation is retarded
>>70037455
victarion
>>70037942
That thought did occur to me. Those volumes just look too dank though. I'm missing my paper back copy of aGoT and haven't bought a copy of aDwD yet and I'm tempted to just reup on the collection. There was a time where I was of the "lol I'll just wait for TWoW" mindset but, GRRM
>>70037994
cleganebowl isn't happening because they deny trial by combat. (at least this season)
Hound does come back but mountain ain't doing anything cool excepting fucking faith up next episode
>>70037860
Well Jon/Sansa will definitely ally with the Riverlands if they want any hope of succeeding where Robb failed.
D&D tossed all the Dorne/Targaryen ties out the window so I don't expect much from them besides trying to wage war against the Lannisters. Which would literally make this War of the 5 Kings Part 2 with none of the characters that made it interesting left alive.
And if the Benjen=Coldhands theory is true then he literally cannot pass the wall because he's dead.
Hodor warged into the future, Bran didn't do shit.
Hodor is Jon's Father.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viY-xU7WyWk
where were you when Leaf shoved an Intel® Core™ i7-4770S into a first man?
>>70037696
The only hollow thing I see is this feeble attempt at a bait
You cant stump the trump my friend
make the iron islands great again
EURON 2018
>>70037696
just you
>>70038065
Not to mention that set is far nicer than anything covered in HBO stickers and logos. I lost my copy of GoT and looked for a replacement identical to it for 2 years.
>>70037696
I do recall us having a stubborn WoT shitposter a long time ago. Tolkien is occasionally mentioned but not often.
>>70038113
Benjen is NOT Coldhands in the books and coldhands doesn't exists in the show
Came into a bit of time, should I read ASOIAF or LOTR?
>>70038113
Sorry how does benjen=coldhands theory mean he is dead. coldhands was alive in the books. anyways george said benjen isn't coldhands. benjen is coming to save meera and bran this episode....
regardless of what you believe lets assume benjen didn't die along with his comrades. what the fuck has he been doing?
can someone greentext what happened to Valyria
>>70038065
I’d like to get a boxed set for my nerdy 14 year old nephew before his mom lets him watch the tv series (he’ll be 21 if she gets her way…) but with GRRM, that might be a L O N G wait.
>>70037761
This is a reasonable position.
>>70038000
Hey, if it got you reading then it's worth it.
>>70038148
>bait
Meh. It's how I feel about the whole thing. I'd say the HBO series took all the moxy out of the property, but you feel what you want.
>>70038252
>The DOOM
>no ones knows
>valyria got totally fucked
>the end
>only select targaeryeans survived thanks to a vision
just awoiaf the doom
>>70038252
the result of legalizing drugs
>>70037860
Jon unites North, Sansa commands Riverlands. Sansa marries Littlekike after Ramsay is dead, uniting The Vale.
3 kingdoms vs Cersei & Margarey.
Jon wins, Euron and Dany shows up.
jon vs dany
prince of darkness invades, bran's fault
jon & dany hold hand and beat the zombies
Blackfyre shows up, murders dany, Jon kills him in revenge, end of story
bran becomes god
>>70038239
listen to this guy:
>>70038282
but know that Tolkien's work belongs under God-Tier
>>70038145
yea that was the point where the video went full retard, everything after that was all nuclear winter and cyborg first men full autist theories
all the answers before that were on point tho, albeit pretty obvious
preston is good for learning more about ASOIAF if you dont wanna become a total bookfag, but his episode reviews are usually pretty trash. I enjoyed his 3 parts on the real Dorne
>>70038241
Coldhands is 100% dead. Why he is a benign wight is the real mystery. He told Bran in a cryptic way that he was dead then one of the CotF confirmed he was dead.
Add that on top of the fact that he could not pass beyond the wall because of the magics holding him back and you can say with quite a bit of certainty that Coldhands is the dead come back to life.
>>70038252
>be valyrian peasant
>find dragons in some volcanos
>become the baddest motherfucker around
>build crazy shit and have tons of slaves
>slaves create the cult of the Faceless Men
>some time later the Rhoynar get sick of it
>madgicks and water bending
>Valyria DOOMs idk flood and plate tectonics or some shit nigga
>Targaryens were tier 9000 peasants but one of them was a seer and had visions of the impending DOOM
>they flew away and got out
>dey wuz kangz n shiet
>>70038194
Yeah I had all my books from before the show. They were paper back. GoT was orange, SoS blue, AFFC red. For some reason my copy of aCoK was a different set. Holy fuck it hadn't even crossed my mind that the covers will be plastered with HBO stickers and logos, it's been ages since I've been to a bookstore.
And that pictured set just looks very aesthetically pleasing.
>>70037246
Ice of the house RoT
Do the arm thing
>>70038252
>can someone greentext what happened to Valyria
Faceless Men or Maesters nukes, tested out 100 years prior on Hardhome.
>>70038303
why would u read upwards of 6000 pages of what you consider to be 'hollow' fantasy? If thats how little respect you have for your free time you must truly lead a sad life
>>70038292
>14 year old nephew
>have 7 years to get him the books before he's aloud to watch the show
>aSoIaF STILL won't be finished by then
>>70038336
>Jon unites North, Sansa commands Riverlands. Sansa marries Littlekike after Ramsay is dead, uniting The Vale.
That would never be allowed to happen. Littledick + Salsa (and their offspring) would have more power than the "king".
>>70038239
asoiaf
lotr is overrated. it's essential fantasy reading, but overrated.
>>70038336
naaaah
why no three headed dragon eh? if jon's a targ why be against dany and vice versa. don't forget tyrion is a targ too
why is abused salsa best salsa?
>>70038357
good to know. still thats all books and none of it will hapen in the show
>>70038501
Because she isn't interesting when she isnt suffering. She doesn't have entertaining scenes where she's just bantering
>>70038412
I eat popcorn. Tastes good enough, though it has next to no nutritonal value.
I read through book 5, and after three or so years of contemplation, it holds very little meaning for me.
While, contrastingly, just the concept of a world being sang into creation by the Gods (Silmarillion) captures my love tenfold over anything from AsoiaF.
>>70038442
there is no king by the end of the show
everyone is dead, except Jon that marches North to the Land of always Winter, never to be seen again.
maybe Davos can be King
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0N357degh13
>>70038569
hello you
>>70038569
Jon Snow's mom, right?
>>70038282
>LOTR Shit-tier
The only plus side I see to you being a tripfag is that everyone knows that when you post your opinions it can be highly expected that they're shit.
>>70038490
Euron is a dragon tamer.
>>70038501
damaged salsa is the best
>>70038603
dad*
>>70038282
I've read Don Quixote, and the first part was quite the slog.
>>70038635
you must have been too stupid to understand it
>>70038282
Brave New World is absolutely prescient.
Fuck this list. Hard.
>>70038617
he learn that in valyria?
>>70038652
>he doesn't know part 1 is shit compared to 2
Oh wait, tripfag. Ya got me.
>>70038282
>read real literature instead of fantasy trash
>watches fantasy trash
tripfag please
>>70038635
tbf don quixote is the only correct thing on that list
>>70038292
Spoiler! Spoiler!
South Sothoryos is occupied by Orcs!!
>>70038680
>GoT
>trash
it's good tho
>>70038692
It's not tho
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jqde4zdToD
>>70038728
that was ok
>>70038292
Sothoryos was the place with the poison jungle and velociraptors right?
>>70038543
>While, contrastingly, just the concept
you are trying way to hard to sound smart and are just coming across as a 16 year old
never ever start a sentence like that again please it is despicable, maybe you should stop reading fantasy and pick up a real novel so you can learn some proper syntax
I would flay you if I could
Just a reminder that Tywin had the secret tunnel made to Chataya’s brothel when he served as Hand of the King and Alayaya is possibly his bastard daughter and thus Tyrion, Jaime and Cersei’s half-sister.
>>70038719
a word to the wise
>>70038791
>said the 20 yr old english major
you tell em girl. way to use that syntax word
>>70038728
Are you 12?I don't know if I should masturbate to this
>>70036127
it's amazing how she goes from a 6/10 to a 9/10 when you cover her nose
>>70035782
Cersei is the heir.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0On3LokWfhH
>>70038541
true enough, plus seeing her cry makes my weewee tingle in a good way senpai
>tfw I would treat Sansa like Geoffery did given the chance to get off
>tfw I look like Geoffery
>tfw I am Geoffery reincarnate
>>70038801
>Alalaya
who
>20 good men burn entire baggage train
Nigga wouldn't there be sentries and shit guarding that?
>>70035613
What is Qarth based on? Baghdad?
>>70038791
>sacred cows
>>70038980
Superniggerville
>>70039003
what did he mean by this?
>>70035480
Post the Cannibal Sands, and the Cities of the Bloodless Men, and that other random city east of the Five Forts.
>>70036189
There is an exiled Sorcerer Lord from Yi Ti, claiming to be the xxth(Forgot what number it is) Yellow Emperor of Yi'Ti. Obvious reference, to Lovecraft.
>>70038933
>Cersei is the heir.
House Estermont is heir to the Iron Throne, as the nearest blood relations to Robert, Stannis and Renly Baratheon.
>>70035782
>>70037994
>>70038933
>>70039157
pretty sure a Great Council would be called to determine succession
>>70038933
Queen Marg. If she dies, then probably Cercei as regent.
>>70038980
>What is Qarth based on? Baghdad?
Hong Kong / Singapore.
>>70039100
the lord sorcerer, 69th yellow emperor of Yi Ti, ruler of Carcosa, scion of a bloodline fallen for a thousand years
>>70039195
Unless Marg is preggers she has no hope. Cersei is fucked once Tommen dies too.
>>70038980
Obviously based on Kath, the historical capital of Khwarezm
>>70036657
Dany gets much less attention in CoK/SoS than she does in S2-4. She has the second least chapters in CoK (5, least is Davos with 3, most is Tyrion with 15) and third least in SoS (6, with least for Bran with 4 and most is Arya with 13). In GoT, She's one of the five most important PoVs (With Ned, Cat, Jon and Tyrion). Certainly nothing like she is in DWD, where she, Tyrion, Theonn and Jon are only PoVs to get over four chapters.
>>70035330
Reminder that only the best characters wore SLEEVES
>>70039157
Only by marriage, they have no claim.
>>70039195
>Cercei as regent.
With all her children dead, Cersei can't be regent.
Lets speculate where Jorah the Alphorah will go to cure his stone AIDS
I really want it to be Assai, but it was pretty much confirmed to never be shown, It would be cool if they use it as an opportunity to show Yi Ti or any surrounding areas too
Was it ever mentioned where stannis found the person that cured Shareen of her affliction? Because if so Jorahs probably going to that same town
>>70039251
Another prime example of how a character with SLEEVES fucks up a sleevesless piece of shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRYM6B7CTs8
>>70039277
The Citadel is the most obvious answer
>>70039277
qarth
oldetowne
kings landing to die in a blaze of glory as he makes way for kelly sea
>>70039267
Hm, good point. Wouldn't Jaime have the best claim?
>>70037947
That's false. TER just took him there to accelerate his "training", which isn't really conveyed well on screen because D&D suck at writing. What happened to Hodor was entirely accidental. But it's a causal loop, so without that accident, the timeline we see wouldn't exist.
>>70039297
Another SLEEVE-bro fucking up a sleeveless heretic.
3ER isn't dead right?
>>70039298
I dont think hes dumb enough to risk going back to Westeros, and going into such a busy place hes bound to get caught
Some of the best healers are from the east anyways, I think the further east he goes the better chance he has
I just want to see Asshai :^( it sounds so glorious in world of IAF
>>70039333
Stannis the mannis is another example of a SLEEVE-bro
>>70039325
So you're saying that he took Bran there just to watch some random shit, even after being told they are all about to die? During the attack they are just standing there with a derp on their face until TER tells Bran to warg. Not his plan all along?
>>70039305
>Wouldn't Jaime have the best claim?
MUH KINGSGUARD though. And the kingslayer isnt liked enough to get away with ignoring it, like how Jon probably could have ignored his nightwatch oath
>>70039301
but he meets based qyburn before he does and he fixes his arm by giving him an undead arm or some shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqv-UtJQk5Q
>>70039305
What? Jamie isn't a part of the royal bloodline, and he's Lord Commander of the Kingsguard. It's clearly Daenerys or some other Targaryen revealing himself, although the Tyrells or Lannisters would hold the throne by force for a time
>>70039394
Reminder that dayne died in the show because he had no SLEEVES on
>>70039380
Based on D&D's explanations, yeah, that's what seems to be the case. Unless they're just misleading people about some master plan of TER's.
>>70036099
That shitty prequel to The Thing from a few years ago.
>>70039395
Hey, no one has a clear claim after Tommen. Just interesting to see who has the best claim out of the ones we (and they) know of.
>>70039264
Then Danearys is rightful Queen because she's a distant cousin of Robert Baratheon, evil ignoring her claim through the targarean line
>>70037942
>I’d wait until GRRM finishes the series
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>70039361
>>70039333
Why did he die if he always wore SLEEVES?
>>70039426
But Jaime has no claim whatsoever.
>>70038113
riverlands are busy dealing with the siege of riverrun to help salsa
cia and the vale is their only hope
>>70039450
> Spend decades on my magnum opus
> Don't finish it
> Valar Morghulis
> Especially if you're fat
>>70039361
Can someone post the stannis the mannis names
>>70039482
he's already been paid the iron price for his books
>>70039475
Force is a claim
>>70038347
she looks like my little sister in this pic
>>70039463
because unfortunately plot armour is too OP
>>70038442
who is littlekike/littledick?
you mean robin? you really think salsa would agree to marry that little shit?
>>70039528
have you ever seen her tits?
>>70039426
>>70039427
You don't get to be king just because you have some relation to someone who was king. The only people in the line of succession are people who are descendants of previous kings. The wife of a king can't inherit, and can only become regent. The brother of a king's wife certainly has no claim.
Tommen has no descendants. Joffery has no descendants. Robert has no (legitimate) descendants. Aerys has at least one descendant, Daenerys... but it's unclear if a woman has the right to claim the throne at all. Jon is probably also descended from Aerys, though there are reasons to doubt his legitimacy. There may be others.
>>70039523
Kevan commands the west. Jaime commands 6 other assholes with white cloaks.
>>70038541
false. this was a good scene.
based salsa lying for cia and manipulating the vale lords.
>>70039559
Considering that Harry isn't becoming a thing in the show I have no doubt they'll keep Sweetrobin alive as his replacement.
Sansa's racking up more dead husbands than Margaery at this point.
>>70039586
> Daenerys... but it's unclear if a woman has the right to claim the throne at all
Yes is it. Marsella was Tommen's heir before she died, and Shireen was likewise Stannis' heir. It is known
so who runs shit in casterly rock these days
>>70039560
yes i'm a girl too so i've seen her naked
>>70039602
Power lies where people think it lies
>>70039671
girls don't go on 4chan
>>70039671
>tfw no cute little sister to see nakedI am a girl too
>>70039651
it varies by family, there is no succession law
>>70039651
There were people who considered her the legal heir, yes. But two previous Grand Councils and a civil war both ruled that a woman could not inherit the iron throne.
>>70039663
Some kid of one of Tywin's siblings. The Lannisters are one of those houses where there's enough cousins and 2nd cousins and so on there'll always be a claimant
>>70039671
>yes i'm a girl too
hi mlady ser bradamante at your service
>>70039715
I guess at the end of the day it depends on whether you have the forces to back up your claim. If you have that, you're claim will find a way to become valid.
>>70039663
In the books? A cousin by the name of Damion Lannister is named castellan by Cersei.
In the show? Never mentioned.
>>70039760
There's some truth to that, but really it's all about how many people are ready to accept you as king. A strong legal claim helps. So does military force. Actually having the approval of your subjects. etc.
>>70039357
>I dont think hes dumb enough to risk going back to Westeros, and going into such a busy place hes bound to get caught
Didn't he get a pardon from Robert anyway?
He could go back to Westeros if he wanted to
>>70039663
Keven, Tywin younger brother and hand of the king.
>>70039788
No one is going to remember or recognize him anyway
>>70039618
Season 4 salsa is the most entertaining salsa
>>70039619
what if they just skip all that and have her marry cia, which is obviously part of his endgame? you know that robin will die in the books, and so will harry, after marrying sansa and fucking her. he'll then have an unfortunate "accident". even if he doesn't leave an heir, cia can fuck her and claim the kid is harry's.
then he'll marry poor widowed sansa to save her from being disgraced.
either way, i don't see harry OR robin staying relevant in the show. they've already removed shit and are speeding things up. i think she'll offer to marry cia in exchange for help from the vale.
>>70039796
Wrong.
>>70039760
Force will help to back up your claim, but if there is enough discontent a rebellion will always be a possibility. People can always change your minds, it might start by realising yeah we dont like you but we cant quite take you head on just yet. They sneak around and chat with other houses who might be unhappy with you too and then an alliance forms and bam, open rebellion and civil war.
>>70039694
>girls don't go on 4chan
i've been coming here since i was 14 so yeah we do.
>>70039842
ok I looked it up, apparently Cersei inherited it, I thought a brother would come before a daughter.
>Preston thinks Stannis is still alive
>he actually thinks Stannis is the best hope for Sansa if she wants to be safe from Lannisters and Boltons
>he actually thinks Stannis is the best hope for getting rid of the Lannisters and Boltons
>a man with no army
>a man who's lost two important battles
>a man who has no more bannerman to call and would have to be fully backed by others
>a man brienne already said she killed and swore a vow to kill that takes precedence over any duty to Catelyn
The absolute madman
Why even introduce the wolves if they mostly die off pointlessly?
Why is AFFC so shitty? Does it gradually get better? What about ADWD?
>>70039895
are u down for some GoT and chill
>>70039920
To further show that some people and even animals die pointless deaths.
That's reality, even in ASOIAF
>>70039911
>Preston thinks Stannis is still alive
Seriously? His theories about post nuclear wasteland are more believable.
>>70039908
Well Kevan is otherwise indisposed in Kings Landing as Hand of the King and im pretty sure in the show he told Cersei her place is at Casterly Rock and she straight up told him to fuck off coz she wants to stay in KL coz Jaime.
>>70039923
Feast gets better each time you read it. The main story is pretty boring, but there are several really interesting things happening between the lines. Dance is a more consequential novel more along the lines of the first three, although it ends on a bunch of cliffhangers.
>>70039825
yeah, her and cia looked like they were going to make a good team til D&D fucked it up for shock value
>>70039923
AFFC and ADWD are known for being especially terrible
>>70039895
also if you're really a grill i want to know if you hate dany as much as the males that come here
>>70039923
AFFC is good. ADWD is extremely redundant and needed a stronger editor.
>>70039923
>AFFC is bad meme
>>70039951
Yeah, it's in his current Q&A for episode 5, and in some other episode's Q&A.
He thinks Brienne didn't kill him and is keeping that secret.
>>70039528
>>70039671
post your sisters feet
>>70039775
I went to look in Kevan's final chapter for a hint but that's probably in AFFC somewhere huh?
>>70040023
Why? Even Dillane confirms that Stannis is dead. What's the point of his character being around after he's served his purpose?
>>70039939
i'm the same girl you asked about kik yesterday. you need to relax.
i could be an ugly cow for all you know, i could be morbidly obese. think about that next time.
i'm on here because i am just like the rest of you. a lonely, autistic virgin who hates and loves GoT at the same time.
>>70039528
I want to spank your sister till she cries if that is the case
pics or it didnt happen
>>70039939
>>70040067
TRIPFAGGOT BTFO BY FAT COW
>>70040023
Thank God people can at least see he's full of shit when he tries to make show speculation (I know he's already said he thinks Ramsay not writing the pink letter is a valid show theory too) wheras his book shit will never be proven wrong.
>>70040041
>I went to look in Kevan's final chapter for a hint
The hint that he's Regent, and Mace Tyrell is Hand?
Well, was Regent anyway. Oh Dorna...
>>70039841
It'll be a while before one of the two can get her pregnant and if the spoilers are true she's offering herself to LF at the end of this season.
How the fuck do they intend to keep the Vale on LF's flimsy claim if Sweetrobin dies?
>>70039980
yes i hate dany. or maybe hate is a strong word but i don't care about her. my favourite character is CIA.
>>70040041
>>70040111
Woops, didn't know what post you were replying to.
Here:
>Cersei had named her cousin Damion Lannister her castellan for the Rock, and another cousin, Ser Daven Lannister, the Warden of the West.
>>70040067
Are you the Mature Men fag?
I think the last episode made Preston die inside a little
>>70040067
>i could be an ugly cow for all you know, i could be morbidly obese
stop fat shaming
i'm mostly joking anyway
>>70040142
>my favourite character is CIA.
good taste
he's the character whose actions i look forward to the most every season
>>70040095
What was with Season 1 and its ugly-ass hairstyles anyway?
>>70040118
>if the spoilers are true she's offering herself to LF at the end of this season
more details please.
this is relevant to my interests.
>>70040067
dont mind him tripfags are just massive attention whores with empty lives, but then again the girl that needs to point out shes a girl on the chans probably knows a thing or two about that
:^)
>>70038635
>>70038677
Isn't it the other way around? I was told people dislike Part 2 because it's long and depressing, while Part 1 is shorter and more light-hearted.
I honestly didn't like it, but I made it through the entire thing. I know it's largely a satire and I'm unfamiliar with the work it's satirizing, so...
>>70040206
hey back off bro i saw her first
>>70040165
No thats me.
>>70040045
Preston's an absolute madman, I have no idea what details and shit he's made up in his head as to why he thinks stannis would still be alive or what purpose he'd serve. He even thinks the army that deserted Stannis is involved too
Only the most autistic mind can guess at what's in his mind, so we need to ask Marcus
>>70040109
i'm not fat. but the point is i COULD be and hitting on someone just because they say they're a girl is risky.
then again you guys think dany is fat so yeah. i guess i am fat.
>>70040257
>so we need to ask Marcus
Don't mention his name.
>>70040277
PICS 4 PICS BB?
Anyone else save their memes for the new thread? Don't want to waste them
>>70040277
>i guess i am fat
We already knew.
>>70040326
woops forgot to spoil :^)
>>70040191
I think DABID&DICKMUNCHER were trying to capture the more fantastical descriptions some characters had in the book, but finally just decided to stick with normie dullness
>>70040277
i've never called emilia fat i have been one of her defenders here
>>70040206
lmao i am on here almost every fucking day and RARELY mention that i'm a girl, so you can fuck right off shitcunt
>ASOAIF is just a hackneyed anti-war anti-nuke allegory
I mean obviously it was always going to disappoint, but still.
>>70040371
>i am on here almost every fucking day
i'll make sure to stock up on petyr x sansa gifs from tumblr for you ;)
>>70040330
Yeah whenever a thread passes 250~ I save my important posts for the beginning of the next general
>>70040363
I think it's better off for it. They looked horrible. I think they should have kept some of the character's looks though, like making Daario look a bit more exotic or at least giving Euron discolored eyes.
If Qyburn is the one who ends up killing Pycelle and Kevan, what would he gain from it and where would his loyalties lie?
Would he kill them because Cersei told him to or would it be seller than that?
>>70040413
thanks! there is definitely more than one person here who ships it though because i don't post everything
>>70040277
pls stop attention whoring your disrupting the holy communion that is /got/eternal with your feminine witchcraft
also tell your sister I say hi, and that I want to punch her butt
>>70040468
The little birds are still loyal to Varys. They'll probably end up killing Qyburn too.
>>70040301
Fine, there's always the jonautist.
He might be busy shitposting from the divine extraverse though.
>>70040496
>feminine witchcraft
kek. sorry i'll go back to blending in.
and i'll tell her.
>>70040525
Could killing Qyburn cause Robert Strong to go out of control you think?
>>70040326
lmfao how pathetic can you get
and to top it all off your ugly af too
>finally watch GOT after all the praise it gets
>First episodes ''wow this is boring''
>At 6 rn. ''Wish I could get more time to watch more and more''
>Enter to /tv/. RR TALLENTLESS HAX. HURRR DURR READ THE BOOK U FAG. SHITTY TV SHOW
>mfw
Does anyone even want benjen to come back? If he does I hope he's changed cuz in season 1 he really came off as an edgy autist when talking to Tyrion
Mind you I'm talking about show benjen
>>70040543
https://youtu.be/viY-xU7WyWk?t=506
>PJ knows about Steven Seagal's movies
Does this pretty much confirm PJ browses /tv/ and knows about seagal-posting
>>70040525
This. It's been foreshadowed by the little birds that Varys will probably be back in KL by the end of the season. I think he'll do the killings in the finale as preparation for Dany's arrival.
>>70040567
>after all the praise it gets
That stopped being a thing 3 seasons ago.
>>70040559
wow rude
>>70040567
Go back to facebook kid.
>>70040567
the people who shit on the show are autistic don't let them deter you
GoT is still my favorite thing on tv and the only series sinceLOSTthat i haven't dropped
>>70040581
How did he come off as an edgy autist?
The only scene with him I particularly remember with him and tyrion is when he puts tyrion in his place for thinking he knows everything.
Which I thought was pretty well done.
>>70040440
agreed, they should have actually picked an ugly dwarf to play tyrion as well, instead of casting the hottest midget they could find
Dabid strikes out once again
one of my verification pics looked exactly like the tv version of the tower of joy
>>70040628
>the show isn't shit take my word for it the guy that feels the need to put a name tag on a board for anonymous discussions
Go read Dostoevsky you sperg
>>70040326
sorry i would post a pic but i'm like a 2/10
>>70040203
Actually, it's just a theory not a spoiler. They said she will crawl back to CIA and seduce him.
>>70040628
I'm not going to drop it. I'm really liking it so far. But I'm surprised of the hate right now, lol. Guess it isn't sunday yet for the love
>>70040550
ty I dont have to uninstall 4chan anymore :)
that was a close one
can you post a pic of ur sis, im curious of this salsa lookalike now
>>70040670
post it bb
>>70040662
>Go read Dostoevsky you sperg
but i have
missing my notes from underground copy
>>70040605
serves you right for being ugly, and trying to picture rape a poor innocent girl
>>70040654
I don't remember I haven't watched season 1 for a while I just remember him being really annoying. It's what started my dislike for the stark characters , that and Sansas " please let me marry the prince and be queen it's all I've ever wanted"
>>70040326
here. just to show i'm really a girl. i'll never mention my gender again but just remember i'm always here, watching.
>>70040798
post snapchat
>>70040770
No shit you have, your top 10 favorite books are probably coinidentally the same as your college professor(s)
>>70040798
queen of /got/
>>70040798
LONDON
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>>70040770
Why do you have a stack of books in front of your monitor, are you retarded or trying to show off how good you are at reading?
>>70040828
i've never talked to a single professor of mine outside of lecture
>>70040798
L O N D O N
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>>70040724
i don't have a good pic of her on my phone but here. she's the blonde.
>>70040798
VANCOUVER
>>70040798
Thanks for derailing the thread
>>70040798
Promise me Ned
>>70040798
also have you considered tripping up?
we could use more tripfriends here and you being a chick would be a bonus
Why do people act like reading is impressive?
>Once upon a time in the dead of winter in the Dakota Territory, Theodore Roosevelt took off in a makeshift boat down the Little Missouri River in pursuit of a couple of thieves who had stolen his prized rowboat. After several days on the river, he caught up and got the draw on them with his trusty Winchester, at which point they surrendered. Then Roosevelt set off in a borrowed wagon to haul the thieves cross-country to justice. They headed across the snow-covered wastes of the Badlands to the railhead at Dickinson, and Roosevelt walked the whole way, the entire 40 miles. It was an astonishing feat, what might be called a defining moment in Roosevelt’s eventful life. But what makes it especially memorable is that during that time, he managed to read all of Anna Karenina. I often think of that when I hear people say they haven’t time to read.
>>70040798
You've become the new Frogfu.
RIP thread.
>>70040798
MODS UNDERAGE B&
you look 13, still qt3.12wouldbang, but dont tell anyone
what I am really interested in is your salsa sister
>>70040798
>tfw no qt gf
>>70040859
because someone told me to go read dostoevsky but i have no reason to read him because i have already read his books
>>70040875
VANCOUVER FUCK
>>70035758
It never was the greatest show on TV.
>>70040862
So, I know one of mine hate snakes and I dont talk to him
>>70040875
I can see it the resemblance yeh
>>70040916
>american propaganda
>>70040798
Either post a pics with timestamp and this thread included in it or fuck off
>>70040921
kek.
they'll forget by the next thread.
>>70040951
i dont know what any of my profs favorite books are because none of them ever talk literature
>>70040897
Aren't you going to buy her dinner first you thirsty virgin
>>70040923
>you look 13
i'm 26 years old lmfao
>>70040875
How does one sister have blonde hair and blue eyes while the other sister has brown hair and brown eyes?
How do white people work?
>>70040875
looks nothing like Salsa but shes still pretty
way to get my hopes up, well time to go fap to the one true queen of the north, move aside pretenders.
Im gonna start a new thread too
>>70040999
Can you please stop shitting up the thread with your 15 minutes of fame by the Harry potter school club?
>>70040798
would you mind if i jerk off to you? :)
>>70041011
Having more than one colour of hair/eyes in their DNA.
>>70041041
piss off homo
more pics chaoshfu
>>70041041
sorry, i'll stop.
>>70041011
we have different moms :)
>>70040916
>Tolstoy is a great writer. Do you notice how he never comments on the actions of his personages? He relates what they thought or did without any remark whatever as to whether it was good or bad, as Thucydides wrote history--a fault which tends to give his work an unmoral rather than an immoral tone; together with the sadness so characteristic of Russian writers. I was much pleased with the insight into Russian life.
>>70040960
>>70041115
>>70038791
>i would flay you if i could
>it's nothing personnel, kid
You
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a g
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>>70041099
Refer to >>70040961
>>70040798
looks underage tbqh, reported
>>70040932
What does this mean
>>70039223
Braavos is more like Singapore (because muh meltingpot). Qarth is like Dubai?
wow
>>70036189
>"This is Carcosa. You know what they did to me? What I will do to all the sons and daughters of man."
>"Come and die with me little priest."
I like shitting up threads
