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Reminder George is heading to ANOTHER convention right now
First for Jon and Meera Targaryen
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>EW: In a muddy field, Jon Snow is fighting a dozen men. His costume has changed (“Purely for merchandising—now everybody has to buy a different doll,” he jokes), and his wild hair is partly pinned up, out of the way, almost like a samurai. The actor is a whirlwind. Harington swings his sword this way, that way, stepping and spinning, ducking and stabbing, delivering a complex series of fight moves faster than you would think is possible. And as exhausting as this is, Harington always wants one more take. “He’s become phenomenal at it,” Benioff says. “There’s something great about watching Kit do a 60-second take where he’s actually doing all the moves.” Weiss drily agrees: “He might actually be of serious value in a medieval army.”
Speculation: BastardBowl again
>During one scene, Jon Snow is overwhelmed, and he goes down swinging. Fighters pile atop him. Harington is pressed into thick, soupy mud and crawling bugs. Jon Snow came back from the dead once, but if he perishes again, one shouldn’t expect him to be saved a second time. Harington refuses to say his safe word (“banana”) to stop the pummeling. But when the scene ends, he seems more winded than usual.
>>70031560
AND PRESTON'S GOING TO BE THERE
Spanish guy saidBenjen is confirmed coming back
Are you hyped?
>>70031561
It fits!
>>70031560
Yeah but then he'll be hard at work...all the way to August, and ANOTHER convention.
>>70031560
>not realizing hes given himself to the show for good
>>70031584
Kek really?
VOTE
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>>70031591
why, why people love so much benjen?
>>70031591
He's cast in the next episode dummy, this has been known for a while
>>70031636
Because that means more Branfu scenes.
>>70031560
Reminder Winds of Winter is done and is they're holding it on the publisher side until just after the season ends or until the next season begins to max their sales.
>>70031664
>believing imdb
there is nothing confirmed
>>70031525
First for that stupid look on Dabid's face
>>70031669
You JUST KNOW
>ywn have a sarcastic Benioff husbando
THIS ENDS NOW.
>>70031674
iwanttobelieve
I'm just starting the books and everytime a Danerys chapter starts I want to drop it. Can I safely skip all her chapters? I have always her shitty tv actor in my head. Anyone else having the problem that they have the tv characters in the head although the book characters clearly differ in both aesthetics and character?
Arya is especially bad. I don't know if she is supposed to be ugly but I think her goblin tv appearance is too much. They just described her as having the features of her father.
>>70031664
Are you talking about imdb? Literally anyone can edit there, and fake cast actors have been put. It has happened with Lady Stoneheart, for example
>>70031595
my god, i wish i could give all these people a good smack on the cheek
>>70031525
What is this picture from?
Who /feeltheBern/ for the High Sanders here?
>>70031669
what a fucking rapist. i hate bran so much. you all know hes gonna be the reason white walkers will be able to get past the wall.
>>70031756
Here brother
>>70031732
zanza is truely a pain in the ass to read
>>70031732
honestly, i don't think you'd miss anything if you skipped her chapters. she's been spinning her wheels for as long as she's been in mereen. pretty much everything after dracarys is boring shit until Selmy gets there.
>>70031525
anyone have the picture of arya watching the play and its captioned bookfags?
>>70031525
did they really do a photoshoot on a couch full of money?
>>70031771
>i hate bran so much.
Sounds like a fairly plebeian sentiment, to be perfectly desu with you.
Not only does bran give of serious boytoy vibes, pods actor seems stuck up Nairn's ass as well
Jdimsa
>>70031622
>2 votes for cersei
leave
>>70031584
I wish I can go and see Preston spill his spaghetti
>>70031622
Finally a tripfag is winning at something.
>>70031843
Grrm is going to crush that poor man's soul lol
Choose one waifu for each
>One you would cuddle with and watch movies together every night
>One you would have rough, hardcore casual sex every night
>>70031584
>>70031843
it'll be cringeworthy. All the normie redditors are going to make stupid jokes about how Preston is some conspiracy nut and whenever he tries to just have a nice time with him they'll tease him about his theories
would love to watch a conversation between Preston and BryndenBFish though
I want Jon to bone Sansa and become king, not because I especially like Jon or find the incest thing erotic, but because I fucking detest delusional Sansa cultists and want them to suffer an emotional meltdown. I'm sick of all this "Sansa is an infalable political mastermind destined to inherit the earth" bullshit on westeros.org, watchersonthewall, leddit, and elsewhere.
So praise be unto Jon Christ
>>70031882
>Brunei
And
>Bribri
>>70031881
Grrm is going to crush that poor chair's legs lol
When is Brienne gonna ya know, do it.
>>70031882
New Myrcella for both
>>70031810
why are branfags so easily triggered, bros?
evolution of Jon Snow?
>bastard boy in the shade of almost everybody else
>naive bastard boy
>somewhat confident outcast
>leader of the little pack of loyal guys
>angry teenager and a wildling lover
>inspiring leader
>troubled lord commander
>dark but righteous strong man and a leader
>>70031891
But thats not even his real name is it?
He can say some fake name and those redditors wouldnt know unless they are autistic and recognize his voice
>>70031882
>frogfu
>melisandre
>>70031622
I want people who reply to him to die more than I want him to die.
>>70031674
He's said in his blog that it's not done yet, anticipating questions regarding the change of chapter preview on his site.
However, I too want to believe.
Can Bran create a boulder so heavy not even Bran could lift it?
>>70031919
brienne is going to die young as a virgin warrior woman like joan of arctfw she gets burned alive by stannis just to fit that joan parallel
>>70031882
Melly
Asha
>>70031911
brunei? I'm not a great connoisseur, enlighten me please
>>70031882
cuddling with ygritte
rough sex with myranda
(yeah, yeah, I like skeletons)
>>70031937
Because blaspheming the Lord of Light is a sin worthy of death.
>>70031982
A AM GOD?
>>70031882
Myrcella
Asha
Will 20 goodmen strike again in the battle of the bastards?
>>70031882
Meera
Ygritte
-Ah! We need some excitement around here.
-Westerosi Sitrang or the Essos one, my Lord?
- No, no, something fun! Something the men will enjoy, like a safety drill!
>>70031937
we just dont want our god to be angry and destroy the world
>>70031774
I can't wait til he brings about a glorious new age of poverty for all!
>>70031882
You're sister
You're mom
>>70031882
>One you would cuddle with and watch movies together every night
Bran
>One you would have rough, hardcore casual sex every night
Myranda
>>70031882
>One you would cuddle with and watch movies together every night
Margaery
>One you would have rough, hardcore casual sex every nightMargaery
>>70031911
>Brunei
the country?
>>70032084
Jokes on you I don't have a sister
>>70032066
>But what kind? Uh, "Dohtraki invasion"? "Set the dragons free"? "Valyrian fire drill"? Ah! I think a good old-fashioned ambush at the cave today!
For the night is dark
And full of terrors.
>>70032117
>All right. Nuts ready.
>>70031572
U wot m8
KINVARA
>>70031771
>Implying people exist who would not give Bran enthusiastic consent
>>70032148
>Hodor! Hodor!
>We gotta get outta here!
>>70032084
Should I bet on no cure for Greyscale?
What episode does Tommen die in too?
List of characters who did literally nothing wrong:
>Tywin Lannister
>>70032161
interview about bastardbowl, sounds pretty based desu
>>70032191
Wait for me!
It's totally cool, Sansa. I didn't kill your brothers and burn them. I just killed two other totally innocent children and had their bodies burnt. Oh, and I'm still completely responsible for Ramsay ruining Winterfell and killing nearly everyone that you've ever known or cared about.
genuinely surprised that bran actually has fans
>>70032106
Then you in a wig.
>>70032201
tommen dies in the last episode(leaked)
yes jorahs greyscale will be cured
Bran specifically promised her mother that he wouldn't climb again. Bran broke his promise God broke his back. That's how serious things are in the North.
>>70032217
>Come on! Come on! Come on!
>>70032224
>what is redemption
>>70031525
Why does everyone assume Bran time traveled? Or altered time? Even Preston fell for the time travel meme.
Bran was nothing but a gateway to the past. A "door" if you will. Bran's consciousness went to the past, but then he split his focus to the present, in order to warg Hodor. What this did, was create a gate from present Hodor to past Hodor, via the weirwood.
Present Hodor was told "hold the door", which he made into a mantra. That mantra is then passed from present Hodor's mind, through Bran's split consciousness, and through the weirwood network, to past Hordor's mind. The shock future Hordor invading past Hordor created an impression on pat Hodor's mind, permanently scarring him.
So basically, Bran didn't actually alter anything. He was merely the bridge that allowed Hordor's past and present mind to connect as one.
>>70032233
Gay. Then what was the point of it?
>>70032224
>"Not to mention i was totally fine with watching Ramsay stick his entire forearm in your ass and opening his hand while I just watched"
What's Jon's problem?
>everything is duty, nothing is pleasure
>there is no happiness
>doesn't matter what I want
>I died but I learned nothing from it
>Ygritte was a mistake
>I must protect Sansa
>I must protect Rickon and take back Winterfell
>I don't want to fight anymore, I wanted to go south and die warm, Walker threat or not. maybe Pentos?
>imagine the hassle if the lords proclaim me king in the north
>I drink this ale merely to disinfect my wounds
>Tormund is my best friend, I think
>I don't need friends, I need allies
Beniofu
:3
>>70032243
>Get out of my way!
>>70032270
him ruining his bff life with edd is enraging
>>70032289
KEK
>>70032242
You're telling me Bran broke his own back?yeah, you're probably right
>>70032253
hence , he time traveled
>>70032289
>Hodor! HODOR!
>>70032248
His redemption is ruined if he brings those ships to danaerys. Danaerys will conquer them all, including the starks
>>70032248
Oh no, I totally get that they're doing a redemption arc for Theon, I just think it's kinda weird that she's okay with him killing two totally random kids and burning their bodies, just so long as she isn't related to those kids.
>>70031636
He can also confirm whether or not Lyanna and Rhaegar got married before they ran off together
A lot of people speculate that since Benjen was closer to Lyanna than Ned and Brandon, she had him come to the wedding, and also wanted him to tell her father and the rest of her family that she was running off with Rhaegar because she hated Robert and didn't want to marry him
But then Benjen got scared and lied to his father and Brandon about Lyanna being kidnapped instead of telling them she willingly ran off with Rhaegar, which ultimately led to Robert's Rebellion
Then it's thought Ned came back to Winterfell with baby Jon after the war was over, having been told by Lyanna on her deathbed that Benjen knew she really wasn't kidnapped and he lied, so Ned made him take the black for causing so much death and destruction with his lie about Lyanna
>Bran warged Ned and had sex with Cat to make sure he and his brothers would exist
>Warged Jaime to make sure he would throw him out of the tower
What else, let's get the list going
>>70032353
So can Bran.
>>70032262
Cheap drama.
>>70031882
>Melly
>Kinny
Why all the trouble to make hordor hold the door? Why not just mind rape him when the time comes and let him live a good live till that moment?
>>70032270
>nothing is pleasure
Tell that to Satin
>>70032376
He sent the assassin to kill himself
THE INK HAS DRIED
>>70031961
Pretty sure there's a picture of Preston out there.
They'll recognize him unless they're so autistic they're faceblind
>>70032377
"I saw it in a vision while time traveling" isn't as believable as "I saw them get married in person, lied about her getting kidnapped, and helped kick off Robert's Rebellion"
>>70032349
Holy shit, how tall is Hodor, and by extension, how tall is Isaac now?
>>70032376
>Bran warged Ned and had sex with Cat to make sure he and his brothers would exist
wrong. He warged into both Ned and Cat and had sex with himself to give birth to himself
THE WALL HAS CRACKED
>Yet even the toughest heroes can’t handle dozens of enemies by themselves. During one scene, Jon Snow is overwhelmed, and he goes down swinging. Fighters pile atop him. Harington is pressed into thick, soupy mud and crawling bugs. Jon Snow came back from the dead once, but if he perishes again, one shouldn’t expect him to be saved a second time.
jon getting BTFO by boltons confirmed?
when the fuck is someone going to properly breed sansa?
bitch has been the key to the north for years now and I'm supposed to believe that no one has put a bun in her oven for this long?
>>70032489
u wot
>>70032479
Yeah, but Bran is cuter. I'd take his word.
>>70032495
Hey look guys I found the one person on the internet that hasn't seen the leaks
>>70032495
yeah, according to the leaks the Boltons pretty much cave his shit in, kill most of the Wildlings, Ghost, and Rickon before the Vale Knights ride in an save the day.
>>70032501
Ramsay's babe is on the way.
>>70032498
>Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire!
>>70031525
What an ugly tattoo
>>70032233
rickon dies in episode 9, not 10.
>>70032476
There is I think but its tiny
>>70032557
>Is it supposed to take this long? What's a good time for a mass evacuation of the entire cave?
>Forty-five seconds.
>>70032552
>implying Ramsay fucked her in the right hole
plus there is always easy and convenient moon tea
>>70032565
Its a cock isnt it?
>>70032571
yes Rickon dies during bastardbowl. but tommen dies in episode 10
>>70032602
>What's our time so far?
>I don't know, my Lord, this stopwatch only goes up to 15 minutes.
>>70032262
to give dany a reason to feel bad and forgive him. didn't you see how her demeanor changed when she found out?
>>70032642
When does Coral die?
Meera is the hottest Jewess on television fuck you Kinvara fags. Ellie Kendrick is a goddess.
>>70032662
>Damnation! What kind of slow slaves do I have working for me?
>>70032501
cia is on the job
>>70032495
He's supposedly vastly outnumbered and is forced to attack early despite having some idea that the Vale is going to show up because Sansa went off to find them.
And supposedly he fights so valiantly (and beats the shit out of Ramsey) that the North is okay with him being king, so I don't think "BTFO" is an accurate description of how that goes down.
>>70032668
Dany's demeanor never changes. That would imply some sort of acting range.
>>70032694
Ellie Kendrick (both forename and surname tradtional anglo-saxon) isn't Jewish. A simple google search will show you this.
>>70032711
>Ah...Here comes one of our fellows now!
Why did Dany look so fucking weird this episode
It didn't even look like Emmy C
>>70032376
>Bran befriended Aerys
>Aerys and Bran got along for a while
>Aerys started doing his own thing and killing people
>people in the throne room would sit there staring at Aerys as he seemingly argued with himself
>Aerys and Bran's friendship finally ended when he killed Bran's grandfather and uncle
>>70031560
He played the longcon and he played it well. He created a fantasy series so he could go to conventions, get a show adaption, and convince the showrunners to hire a loose former porn actress whom you could fuck. He also realised he won't even need to finish the series he started but leave that to the show and whoever finishes his series after his death. Pulling a Gurm will become a regular thing.
>>70032551
is ghost confirmed? i haven't heard that and i thought i read all the leaks
Is Moqorro gonna give Jorah the fire arm
>>70032233
The leak was a goof. It doesn't take a genius to say that Jon will return and people will fight in Winterfell. And it doesn't take a genius to say "This character dies, etc." Alot of people were making these assumptions before the leak, already. And I'm hoping there is more to Jorah's grey scale, because it won't be that easy to get rid of, it has covered his entire arm and he is heading east in Essos.
>>70032716
You realize he's going to make her single again, just like when he made Catelyn single again, right?
>>70032669
when ocean temps rise causing coral bleaching.
>>70032551
Won't go down like that, Jon has more plot armor than Ramsay, he'll be the one to kill him, saying something like "For Sansa" or some other dumb shit
>>70032754
Because she showed a different face for once.
>>70032817
Or he'll just march into the courtyard of Winterfell and battle him normally while the remaining Bolton men around him get their shit kicked in
>>70032807
>Hodor!
>>70032642
When does Stannis die?
>>70032744
Judaism is often maternal in nature, this is to hide the tracks and fool goobers like you. She looks crazy Jewish and played Anne Frank, THE ORIGINAL JEW. Also Jorah plays Donnie Frank or whatever her dads name is, fun factoid.
>>70032744
stop posting this ugly slag
>>70032744
This girl is so overrated. It's embarrassing seeing how she's getting pushed on /tv/. At least the Meera girl has an unconventional cuteness thing going one. But the red priestess girl is just plain odd looking. Her tits aren't even that great.
>>70032817
Ramsay won't be killed, he'll be taken prisoner
>>70032754
They literally CGI'd her eyebrows to stay still.
Not even joking.
What did he mean by this?
>its time
>time for what?
>for you to become meme
>>70032797
"The leak"?
There were two completely accurate leakers to my knowledge, u/Truede and u/DocMantisTobogan
Truede posted his shit two weeks ago and also accurately predicted what happens in episodes 4 and 5 (though he got the timing of one scene wrong, he thought it was episode 4 when it was episode 5, but he provided info on the Dany burning to make up for it). Most of Truede's posts have been deleted though.
DocMantisTobogan provided more info on who dies, but also said he worked directly on the Bastardbowl stuff, but his knowledge of other things was only secondhand from other people working on the show.
This stuff cites Truede:
http://www.idigitaltimes.com/game-thrones-season-6-spoilers-white-walker-attack-hodor-flashback-confirm-full-535308
>>70032794
ASOIAF really should have been adapted as an adult animation in the style of Avatar the Last Airbender
>>70032887
>calls a girl overrated
>is a frogfag
kek
>>70032694
>Be a Gestapo officer
>"P-please Herr officer, just leave us alone in the attic and I'll do anything for you..."
What do
>>70032930
Ask if she would like a quick shower.
>>70032880
>she played Anne Frank
and jews everywhere got butthurt because she's not Jewish. The Nose knows - they don't like cultural appropriation
>>70032887
>>70032886
Bye bye
>>70032970
>>is a frogfag
That's where you're wrong. I'm just saying she has something going on that's appreciable.
>>70031622
>wanting to see me die
edgy
>>70032552
Her not wanting to eat nasty Castle Black food and saying “I still feel it” means nothing. She feels it because she was brutally raped for weeks, and she still feels pain from it. It makes no sense. No one can “feel” a baby at such an early stage of development. She was referring to how painful her rape was. That’s it.
No fucking WAY they make Sansa a victim to that extent again after last season’s backlash.
>wow ppl were sure pissed about us giving sansa f!arya'a storyline
>dabid we need to fix this!!!
>but how???”
>let’s make her pregnant with ramsay’s rape baby!
>GREAT IDEA DABID! POTTERY!!
This "Sansa is pregnant" theory is absolutely retarded. Let it go.
>>70032341
>Danaerys will conquer them all, including the starks
We're probably not watching the same show.
'good guys' can't be against other 'good guys'.
>>70032979
Call up Goebbels. Tell him I want to make a quick film. Shoot jewess in face. Take nap
I know it's autistic but why couldnt they have added the eyepatch
>>70031892
Actually, they ship Jonsa. They want Jon to end up with Salsa because he's a good guy and he will never hurt her unlike what CIA and Ramsay did.
>>70032942
The bastard Bowl Leak on Read it .net is all I've seen and that one was clearly all easy assumptions. I think most of these guys are trolls though, or maybe hardcore book fags who get off to being ahead of the show?
>>70032999
>Bye bye
One can only hope you would.
>>70031732
I skipped all her chapters until book 5 - it is possible
>>70032642
when does CIA die? right after bastardbowl?
>>70032341
The lord of light would never let that cow harm his family.
>>70031674
>bookcucks are THIS desperate
top fucking lel
>>70033017
I hope Darkstore is on the show and so is more of the chicks with big tits who get banged.
>>70033064
Probably because it's seen as a cartoonish cliche to everyone.
>>70031882
>One you would cuddle with and watch movies together every night
Meera
>One you would have rough, hardcore casual sex every night
Osha
>>70032694
I really missed her, glad she is back
>>70031882
>Bran
>CIA
>>70031663
Wonderful.
>>70033067
No... those two are legit. Pic related. Truede described HOW Osha dies days before Episode 4.
>>70032948
this looks pretty gay, tbqh fampai
>>70032794
Yes
>>70033087
Nah he at least has to see the Freys die since they killed his first waifu since your first waifu always has a special place in your heart
>>70032766
It was one of the very early leaks that was specifically about the bastard bowl. It mentioned some other things that have been corroborated since then; the corpse wall, vale knights, rickon getting hit with the arrow, and wunwun getting the arrow while crashing the gates of winterfell.
>>70031882
>cuddle and watch movies with Lady Sansa
>Fuck the dumb cunt in pic related
Did I do good?
in the books when Sam returns to the wall, Cotter Pike says to him
>"Sam the slayer! Are you sure you stabbed an Other and not a Child's snow knight?"
>the others are literally the children's snow Knights
BRAVO GEORGE. That's actually pretty subtle
>>70033087
DocMantisTobogan dude says he's alive in eps 9 and 10.
>>70033065
VERY doubtful.
Pretty sure all/most jon/sansa shippers are the jontards.
The Sansatards want her to succeed because she's so amazing and perfect in every way. If she gets it on with Jon and they rule together they wouldn't think it as satisfying.
>>70031892
I want Sansa to try to have the upperhand over LF just to get outsmarted and die like a retard or an equivalent fate ( Jeyne Poole #2).
That way you piss off both the sansatards, and also the people who think GRRM is going all "omg student surpass the master!! we've never seen this before in any other show or movie or book series this is very original!".
>>70033202
So basically you have a dumb cunts fetish?
Interesting thread OP, but how about this 3?
>>70032484
Kristian Nairn is 6'10
>>70033212
>getting shot down early
>you didn't even rack up a fuck ton of (You)s
Nah.
>>70032694
>Meera is the hottest Jewess on television fuck you Kinvara fagalas. (((Ellie Kendrick))) is a goddess.
>>70033212
>fuck off
that's the best you could come up with?
Not even gonna discuss reddit, but seriously...
If you want to get banned from a website because you're LE EPIC GANGSTA OF THE INTERTUBE, at least find something better than that.
>>70032948
>adult animation in the style of Avatar
do they have baby murder, raping, gang bangs, head smashing, incest, burning sacrifices in Avatar?
Bran is best boy on the show, followed very closely by Tommen and Jojen
How many good actors are left on this show? 5? Less?
how the fuck is euron's plan going to work when the two real greyjoys are going to warn dany about him coming on to her?
>>70032979
kill
>>70033323
there have been 0 good actors on the show since tywin died
>>70032948
More like Berserk
>>70033064
I do agree with this, its kinda strange they didn't. It would be really difficult to assume he's another character with an eye patch. And all the crow's eye characterization is cool. The only problem I have with him on the show, is that he doesn't have any spooky magic connections, but they might get to it.
>>70033157
I'm glad I haven't looked into it too much then. And if ghost dies then maybe ghost comes back, fire dog rescue squad or some shit. Removing so much skinchanging stuff seems so strange, but its gotta be building to something. Did leak man bring up any stone heart?
>>70033125
Its a fantasy show. And you see all the faggy discourse about lol zombies and dragons rawr! from buzzfeed.gov and Morning Talk Show appearances, its safe too assume that an evil guy with an eye patch wouldn't repel anyone.
>>70033320
They can if you make it!
>>70033017
And who did you vote for, sweetling?
>>70033358
It's not.
>>70033323
Varys
Olenna
Mace the Ace
Jaime
Littlefinger
JorahDany
>>70031882
>One you would cuddle with and watch movies together every night
Nymeria. Underrated waifu.
>One you would have rough, hardcore casual sex every night
Tyene.
>>70033307
absolutely disgusting
>>70032979
>>70033323
I think "big bitch" is a little generous to Kit.
reminder
alfie is going to get a volcano dick.
>>70033417
>Littlefinger
nice meme!
>>70032027
>>70032067
Fucking shittt taste pedofaggots
HARRAS HARLAW IS OUR GUY
>>70031732
I also had trouble reading her chapters, but it wasn't because of Emilia Clarke. I can't quite figure out what it is specifically, but I think it's something to do with the massive jump in culture/geography. Every time one of her chapter's starts, I feel like someone is reminding me of what Essos and Dothraki are and it feels really tedious. It doesn't feel as connected to the story as anything else in the books do.
That changes in AFFC/ADWD, as a third of the stories are about her ass.
Even so, I actually like Daenerys more in the books than the show. She's not as smug or cocksure in the books. She spends a lot of time worrying, second-guessing her decisions, trying to sift through the people she can trust, and fantasizing about Westeros.
I also think the House of the Undying chapter is my favorite in ACOK, but I didn't like ACOK that much to begin with.
Why did they draw him wrong?
>>70033323
Liam Cunningham
Jonathan Pryce
Lena Headey
Julian Glover
Anton Lesser
Ellie Kendrick
Iain Glenn
Essie Davis (dunno if she counts)
Vladimir Furdik (dunno if he counts)
>>70031983
Joan was raped.
>>70033381
>Did leak man bring up any stone heart?
No. Some faggot keeps spamming their leaks with fake added LSH shit in it, but the leakers themselves didn't mention her.
so what're the chances that Benjen and Coldhands will be the same person in the show?
>>70033358
he'll just whip out his big cock
>>70033384
high sparrow
>>70031732
I skimmed all of the Dany chapters in ADWD because they can be summarized by "I wish I was getting fucked by Daario instead of _______", but prior to that I didn't find her chapters too bad.
>>70033322
Dubtripdubs of truth
>>70033381
>Its a fantasy show.
"It's fantasy" isn't a get out of criticism free card.
The eyepatch looks fucking stupid. End of story.
>>70033536
I voted for Bradamante !!w7/HrAWaWqw
>>70033358
>two cockless greyjoys
their warning means nothing.
>>70033516
pretty much 100%
Why was Arya such a bitch with Clegane
He clearly cared for her
>>70033236
Visit tumblr and youll see. Both Jon & Sansa fans nonstop reblogging cringeworthy metas and gifs.
Most of sansa stans ship sansa x happiness, sansan and jonsa
>>70033452
aidan is a good actor, fuck off.
d&d just give him shit material to work with and probably give him retarded direction.
he was great in the wire. and he's NOTHING like CIA in real life. he's a good actor, it's the writing that's shit.
>>70033307
Ey, what can I say, I think Ellie Kendrick is a wifebabe of the highest order.
>>70031882
>>70033423
I forgot about Rosabell Sellers, she is such a babe it is crazy. I loved all her scenes, even. Sue me. She is indefinite bonetoy status.
Nathalie Emmanuel is close second in bone toy catagory, maybe number 1 on some days. But the Italian chick has better tits.
>>70033595
because he killed the butcher's boy in season 1.
>>70033561
Poor Stephanie. RIP.
>people mad at others being creations when it was revealed two fucking years ago that they needed a ritual and the night king just to make new ones
>people upset about kingsmoot when the lord commander vote was like a vote for class president
I mean, come on
>>70033600
Unless the script directions include "change your accent" every line, then no, it's his fault. He has clearly given up since Season 2.
>>70033561
>The Eyepatch they didn't put on him looks stupid
Nah, you're just an idiot. Btw your beloved show put an Eyepatch on a character that doesn't have one, did that look stupid?
Why didn't Daenarys just marry Xaro Xhoan Daxos? Westeros is a shithole, I'd rather be rich as fuck relaxing in Qarth.
>>70033600
Sansah my acshent changes every episohd I'm in
>>70033428
Get out of here you schvartze fagala with dreck taste. feh!
>>70033598
this is correct.
>>70033655
You mean the guy with the completely empty vault?
>>70033600
Why can't he hold a consistent accent?
>>70033561
Dondarrion pulled it off
>>70033492
He was supposed to be rendered like this.
Are we supposed to notice the discrepancies in the High Sparrow's story as proof that he's a hypocrite manipulating religion for his own benefit? That sounds fedora enough to be D&D, but then is them forgetting what they wrote.
>>70031525
So how far off is D&D's /got/ from the ASOIAF as written by GRRM?
I stopped paying attention when Stannis let his own daughter burn/
>>70033641
>yfw they actually asked him to start speaking in a more sinister way after the first season
>>70033650
Manly Tears?
>>70033592
I've read theories that Benjen was touched by the nights king like bran was, and that's why he hasn't gone back to the wall.
So I'm just hoping this means he died or something and came back as a WW so we can have some Coldhands action
>>70033655
that nigga was poor as fuck and wanted to sell her dragons.
>>70033650
>Btw your beloved show put an Eyepatch on a character that doesn't have one
Who?
>>70033725
If you could actually source that I will apologize for insulting CIA.
>>70033712
Holy balls, saved.
>>70033622
So what
He saved her sister, saved her
Fuck the butchers boy Clegane was just following orders
>>70033655
Why didn't they just kill her and steal her dragons. They were well in their rights to do so. She threatened them.
>>70033373
>Wanting all of the background characters to be bad 3D models
>>70033650
>The Eyepatch they didn't put on him looks stupid
Dude, it's not hard to imagine what an eyepatch would look like. The photoshopped version gives a rough idea.
>Btw your beloved show put an Eyepatch on a character that doesn't have one, did that look stupid?
You mean Beric? Yes, I did think it looked pretty silly actually. It was hard to take him seriously with that thing on. But it's relatively less bad on him, because he's not a sailing "aye me matey" walking stereotype.
>>70033561
I think eyepatches don't immediately cash in as stupid even if they are overbearing pirate/bad-dude iconography. I don't mind it in the end at all, definitely as long as he ends up having spooky magic stuff.
>>70033503
thank
>>70033762
Mads would have been cool, but maybe a little on the overselling side.
>>70032948
>unironically liking cartoons
sorry anon, but you have to be 18+ to be on this board
>>70033655
>thinking white princess would marry a colored person with no money
Maybe you can't tell by all the scenes where the dirty, poor brown people Bowing to her and praising her like a god
But her character is obviously about saving the brown people from their savage ways, not Mary in to it
Speaking of which, have we had a single season where she isn't a white person in the center of a bunch of brown people bowing to her or in any way mass-praising her? maybe season 2 and 5 I don't remember
>>70033770
If people acted logically around Dany she'd be dead.
>"I'd like to know what a khaleesi tastes like" was an actual line in this show
>>70033762
Mads would have been perfect
>>70033708
see >>70033785
>>70033762
Fanart of an idealized model =/= reality.
>>70033699
they probably tell him to switch it up so he seems even more shady.
you think they would let it happen if they didnt want it? they could easily tell him to go back to the accent he was using in season 1. obviously they either don't notice, don't care, or they like the stupid sinister batman voice. either way, i blame D&D.
>>70033323
You really only need 20 good men.
>>70033790
>I think eyepatches don't immediately cash in as stupid even if they are overbearing pirate/bad-dude iconography.
They absolutely do though. Eyepatches are just one of many cheap artifacts creatively bankrupt people use to try and give their half-baked characters some personality. They're up there with scars that slash over the eye, and Heterochromia.
>Quick, we need this sailor character to have a distinguishing feature.
>I know! Let's put an eyepatch on him!
>Brilliant!
>>70033830
they only way they could have afforded mads was to kill him after 2 eps
>>70033911
Stick with your story and squirt on a towel next time
>>70032501
Sansa is never going to get pregnant in the show
>>70033373
best weabshit but still weabshit
>>70031882
Cuddle with Tommen
Get hardcore fucked by Daario.
>>70033708
There's a difference between that and a fucking pirate King wearing an eye patch
>>70033856
AG he actually implied he makes Lf change his voice depending on who he is talking to or what he's trying to accomplish.
>It's just something different. There is something about that character that you want people to tell you things. You want to be able to make people feel relaxed or comforted or scared or whatever so you want to have some kind of a voice where you can achieve these different ends with.
>>70033827
Yea she has been really lucky.
>Implying bran does not warg into Meera every night andhave her fuck him with a strap on
>>70033926
I like big goofy iconography. But I don't mind the change at all, as long as he sticks around and is worth sticking around.
So when they first showed Euron in the show, did they mean to make him teleport, or was it just shitty editing?
It's like one scene he's on the end of the bridge, then the next scene he's halfway along the bridge, without taking a step
>>70034025
Meera is secretly retarded? sick theory
>>70034053
he is the bridge
>>70033967
maybe I'll just have to do something about that~
Show!Jorah has already assumed part of the story arc of JonCon from the books, in that he catches Grey Scale. With the knowledge that Victarion was cut from the show, I'm predicting Jorah will be given Victarion's Flaming Fist. My reasoning? The same episode Jorah comes forward with the truth about his affliction is the episode the Meereeneese Red Priestess is introduced. Who gave Vicky G his flaming fist? A Red Priest. Who has an infected arm/hand in the show? Jorah. Who is instructed to cure his ailment? Jorah. How will he get it healed? Kinvara.
BOOMSHAKALAKA. Jorah's gonna fuck some shit up with VOLCANOHAND.
>>70034127
it doesnt do anything though
>>70034106
He is the bridgeiest of men
>>70034127
Don't think he knows about her.
If anything, I think he'll here about shireen being healed of it, meet up with davos & friends in westeros, and that'll be our golden ticket for jon and dany to meet or some dumb shit like that
>>70034127
https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/4l082e/spoilers_everything_everyones_favorite_bear_in/
>>70034127
But will he fist caloriessi chipotle filled asshole with the flaming fist?
>>70031882
Bran for both. Bonus: Brienne for body guard.
>>70034127
Hope fully he gets a smoking flaming super hand, probably she just heals him and that's all because effects budget
Okay, /got/ hear me out
During the play in episode 5, we get to see an actor playing Robert Baratheon. His name is Izembaro, also known as King of the Mummers (actors) and Izembaro the great. He is also a Faceless Men collaborator.
In ADWD Arya is sent for her first apprenticeship to Izembaro to continue her training.
So what could this mean? Could the job Jaqen gave Arya be a test and not an actual job?
>>70034279
test
>>70034279
It's both.
>>70033926
Pls dont hate heterochromia, some of us genuinly suffer from it.
>>70034127
Jorah and Dany are splitting.
Dany is going to Meereen to reclaim her city.
Jorah is going elsewhere.
The Red Priestess is in Meereen.
Why did 3ER make Bran forget Jaime pushed him?
>There are different kinds of wings, the crow said. Bran was staring at his arms, his legs. He was so skinny, just skin stretched taut over bones. Had he always been so thin? He tried to remember. A face swam up at him out of the grey mist, shining with light, golden.
>"The things I do for love," it said. Bran screamed.The crow took to the air, cawing. Not that, it shrieked at him. Forget that, you do not need it now, put it aside, put it away.
>It landed on Bran's shoulder, and pecked at him, and the shining golden face was gone. Bran was falling faster than ever. The grey mists howled around him as he plunged toward the earth below.
I want benjen to come back. He isnt hardcore. He isnt edgy. He isnt a fanatic. He isnt a special snowflake OC. Hes just a really honorable, likable dude.
Based Benjen.
>>70031560
I wouldn't be surprised if somebody kidnaps him and forces him to write it at gunpoint. Pic related
>>70034384
Because Jaime is a secret Targ.
>>70034376
pics or it didn't happen
>>70034384
Because Brann has a job to do he can't be thinking about that shit or feeling sorry for himself
>>70033125
>>70033381
>>70033561
>>70033832
>it's a "realistic fantasy"
>>70034412
He will, based Spanish guy said he was pretty certain of it
>>70034127
Hope he anally-fist Dany with his volcano arm and it comes out covered in fire and blood.
>>70034521
>It's a cartoon fantasy.
>>70034222
Checked
>tripsamericanpsyco.JPEGed
>>70032948
Agreed. Completely.
>>70032757
>Towards the end he kept muttering to himself burn them all, burn them all
>almost like hodor hodor
i think this is plausible, bran drives the mad king mad
>>70032376
What if Bran communicated with Hodor throughgravity
dead thread?
Somebody start a new thread before I piss myself!
a-anons... I have a somewhat useless news to you
>visit spain
>see Bran in a mall
>only recognized him, but he's with people, other actors maybe?
>really heavy security
>they enter coffee bean
>see they're accompanied by a very pale pretty gal
>dont recognize her either
Like i fucking said, security was really heavy, people taking photos were approached by the Black T-shirt, black sun glasses gang, anyways, we stumble upon them near the lot, my aunt took a picture with the said woman. (she was the only one there)
and yes, fuck you, I wont be fucking sued, all I can say is the woman is really really pale
>>70035297
shit, i forgot, by useless I mean, Im definitely not confirming anything, she could just be a very pale woman who's not part of the show, probably friends with the actors, but she had that celebrity vibe to her so we took it, again im not confirming anything
>>70034412
Benjen is barely a character, you're just making him out to be what you want him to be
NEW THREAD:
>>70035330
>>70031882
>Margary Tyrell
>Cersei Lannister
This quints confirms that R+L=J
>>70035297
>and yes, fuck you, I wont be fucking sued, all I can say is the woman is really really pale
What could you possibly be sued for?
>>70035389
I dont fucking know but I wont risk anything, I'm a poorfag
>>70031882
Margaery
Loras
