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old: >>69897496
Game of Thrones is fucking shit, and if you watch it on a regular basis you should fucking kill yourself.
>>69899957
HOLD THE DOOR!
who /holdthedoor/ here?
>>69900213
>mfw i have had sex and you haven't
HOLD THE DOOR
HOLD THE DOOR
HOLD THE DOOR
HOTHDOOR
HODOOR
HODOR
You just know.....
>>69899957
i thought that was shopped Jesus Christ,.
Night's King will free us from a world of shit female leaders.
All shall rise for him
im back
>/tv/ on the left while Jorah cucks you all
I used to support the humans until I realized that Bran is literally the cause of everything wrong in the world
Now I am an #OthersMissile
>>69901570
this nigga is so regal and handsome
>>69901678
how does he play a beta male so well tho
pls respond
What type of death should Bran have?
>>69901736
iain is a good actor, one of the best left on the show
>>69901688
>Others
>not #othersbrothers
COME ON SENPAI
Best Girl
I know the big thing this episode was the ending but my favorite part?
That look on Varys face when his mind is comprehensively blown.
It was actually amusing to see his near constant smug face switch to shock for once.
quite possibly the worst jumping the shark moment in tv history
At least in Interstellar it made sense since it was a fucking scifi movie
ugh
6 seasons wasted
How did Hodor's brain and memory become damaged? I couple minutes being warged shouldn't somehow cause imminent neural death, the brain is stronger than that. It seems improbable that even time travel powers would be able to damage the robust complexity of his neural structure to destroy his personality. This is some shit writing, it literally makes no sense realistically and fictionally.
Reminder to filter tripfags
>>69901736
step 1. look like this
step 2. play an honorable knight
Why did they change the look of the Children of the Forest?
I had no idea who was who
>threadly reminder that bran is literally hitler and the bad guy in this tv show
Bookfag here. I got off the show a time ago...
How'd they kill off Hodor... what happened... was it sjwfeminism shit tier or what?
>>69901819
Just how old is this hag underneath that mask?
I thought that the person playing Joffrey was a girl, but then there was a dick, wtf
>>69901819
pls post the sansa-actress
>>69899957
i hope dany at least gave jorah a complimentary tug job for the road.
>>69901889
>sjwfeminism
>>>/pol/
>>69901830
i must know what he heard in the fire.
>My uncle is restoring his army in that exact place and if I go there you say he'll help me? Thanks so much Littlefinger!
>>69901889
bran went into the past with three eyed crow
he warged into hodor in the past and while he was doing that, meera was yelling at current day hodor to hold the door
she kept screaming it and it got shortened to hodor
it was really bad
>>69901889
You don't want to know. They got it from GRRM.
>>69901889
>How'd they kill off Hodor... what happened
The White Walkers were coming down the tunnel and bran warged into Hodor and there was a 1 on 1 with the white walkers where he dropped 2 of them with his bare hands before getting stabbed by the big guy
>>69901819
When will we see the bewbs?
Sad dog!
>>69901931
Fake Sansa hotter then real Sansa. Whats her name
>mfw Arya played herself in the play
>>69901977
I love how this sounds like shitposting when it isn't.
>>69901678
>>flip flops
>>69901908
holding a door
>>69901889
bran was visiting the past, white walkers attacked, he warged into hodor but somehow warged into past hodor too. present hodor dies helping bran escape (gets killed by white walkers) while at the same time in the past his mind goes all fucked from the warging
Why must Fake-Sansa have such a shit face?
>>69902006
pls no
She's too pure for that
>>69901570
Jorah is cool as hell
I don't know if I'm gonna have the stamina to see Game of Thrones to the end, /got/.
It's getting so bad. Which sucks, because S1-4 was my favorite tv show ever. How do I muscle through the cringe, /got/?
>>69901977
That sounds like some shit ive heard in a Disney movie from the 90's
>Be COF
>Create magic sapient ice monsters
>Think this wont backfire
>>69901621
Based
>>69900303
>>69900381
>>69901548
>tfw the future realization of his death was excruciating enough for a complete psychological break
The poor bastard
>>69901869
Because the writers took two years to figure out that just because they're called the Children of the Forest, doesn't mean they are literally children.
> The Salt Throne is mine! I payed Thyren Praice!
I'm sorry, who the fuck is Thyren Praice? Why is he relevant to be elected king in the Iron Islands?
I swear these fucking hacks do as they please now.
>>69902060
>>>69901889 (You)
>bran was visiting the past, white walkers attacked, he warged into hodor but somehow warged into past hodor too. present hodor dies helping bran escape (gets killed by white walkers) while at the same time in the past his mind goes all fucked from the warging
That makes no fucking sense
So what is the point of Arya right now?
Her story isn't involved with the overarching plot of the show. We keep getting this little vague snippets of her training to assassinate random people that aren't important. She can't kill people for her own revenge anymore because of what happened last time. Is this shit going anywhere?
Friendly reminder that Sophie Turner wants to see a lesbian relationship between Arya and Sansa.
>>69901688
Why is he so cool, bros?
>>69901931
>>69902030
No one can compete with her
>>69902079
Get hype for Cleganebowl. It's the only way to hold on.
Once it ends, drop the show forever. Either it'll be a huge disappointment, or nothing afterward will be worth watching.
>>69901621
Donald Trump of GoT universe
>>69901889
nights king touched bran in a vision so he was able to get down to them, so they escape and 3EC sort of passes the torch to bran and in another vision as they escape its revealed that he scrambled hodor brains and made him simple.
3EC and COTF get btfo by white walkers, hodor holds wights behind the back door (meera shouting "hold the door" to hodor echoes through brans vision) they escape out of.
sorry if that didnt make sense or i didnt do the scene justice, i am retarded irl
>>69902195
There's no cleganebowl this year
>>69901847
Well, the fact that the order pf Hold the fucking door was done forcefully as he died might be the reason. He got warged to death, that shit is insane
>It's Bran going back to Tourney at Harrenhal and inadvertently causing time paradox and threatening Jon's existence by accidentally making Lyanna to have a crush on him instead of Rhaegar episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8TZbze72Bc
>>69901628
yo what's up with the vomiting chick in the background? chucking up a big old stomach turd eh?
I'm just glad Bran isn't stuck under ground with an albino corpse
Ayo hold tha door f.am
But seriously,NO VICTARION FUCK ARE YOU KIDDING ME COME ON
>What a cute, little dwarf. The perfect height for ass eating.
What did she mean by this?
>>69899957
WHO /SANSAXJON/ HERE
So I missede the episode live cause I had already seen it so I went to sleep
Anyone watched it dubbed? How did they make the "hold the door" thing work for other languages?
Summer's death>Hodor's death>>>>>>>absolute shit>Leaf's kamikaze
>>69902257
Haha I didn't notice that, I think she's just combing her hair though
>>69901736
Only a true alpha can understand the joys of being temporarily beta.
>>69899957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiOKNggPh4Q
HODOR
>>69901628
>>69902216
http://www.strawpoll.me/10288006
http://www.strawpoll.me/10288006
http://www.strawpoll.me/10288006
>>69902274
Is she a million years old too?
Best girl power rankings:
1. Fake Sansa
2. Ramsay's crazy dead ex
3. Missandei
4. Cersei
5. Dany
>>69901744
Hello /v/
>>69901570
Why is he dressed like he just finished filming Saturday Night Fever?
>>69902303
both of those deaths were pointless
why didnt summer and leaf run out and leaf collapse the tunnel behind her? then hodor wouldnt be dead either
>>69902303
Sad dog!
>>69902273
They're condensing Euron and Victarion into showEuron. Euron just said he's going to build a fleet and try to marry Daenerys, which is what Victarion was doing in aSoIaF.
>>69902172
"Game of Thrones fans have long wondered why Hodor could only say his name, "Hodor," and in the fifth episode of Season 6, they got the heart-breaking answer. What might come as a surprise to some is that the 'Hodor' reveal came straight from George R.R. Martin"
>>69902344
>Missandei
get out
>>69902186
Mmm, those titties tho
>>69902079
>>69902336
Snek all the way. Fake sansa has those weird nips that are almost the same color has the breast
>>69901744
Did he die?
>>69901889
Bran has become tree man. He can do all sorts of next level warging. He was able to have have past hodor Warg into present hodor. He watched him self get murdered while trying to do what he was told. Which was to hold the door.
Is it ethical to forced someone to hold the door, years before even asking them?
>>69899957
Gilbert Gottfreid?
>>69902200
Break the wall
What's the point of Bran being capable of interacting with people from the past if he can't actually change shit, just be the cause of certain present events?
It's useless bullshit, unless he can actually change shit, in which case it's even more bullshit since he can literally fix every single bad thing that has happened so far by going to past and preventing those things from happening.
>>69902255
>rhaegar riding around after winning the tourney
>thinking to himself, "who should i crown the queen of love and beauty"
>bran starts yelling LYANNA trying to call out to his aunt
>rhaegar chooses lyanna
>>69902336
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10288006
It's sad that this is the most interesting thing about the last episode.
But I like tits, so it's also good.
Kind of a bittersweet feel
>Summer literally dies to "winter" aka the WWs
B R A V O
R
A
V
O
D & D
&
D
P O T T E R Y
O
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T
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R
Y
>>69902389
Does her beautiful milk chocolate skin intimidate you?
>>69902379
I know, I'm just assblasted because I actually liked Victarion
Why is kinslaying so reviled in Westeros?
I understand why people are upset with the Freys breaking guest right (it deteriorates everyone's ability to negotiate with one another), but who cares about the internal politics within other houses? If the Lannisters start killing each other for example, why should anyone else care?
>>69902412
hes still in there
they feed him via a complicated rope/pulley system
but he can never escape, because it would kill him
>>69901967
What's that?
>>69902407
see I'm right
>>69902432
>bran continues to warg
>tries to reason with Aerys
>Aerys goes insane
Fucking Bran, at it again.
>>69902465
i'm sure you'd think there's nothing wrong with killing your own family members right?
>>69902437
>tfw Meera shouts "Burn them all" to someone facy an army of wights just as Bran is having a vision of King Aerys's last moments.
>>69902432
Took me forever to find this girls name, which is Eline Powell. 10/10 tits m8
>>69902432
Why did her tits look different here than the other scene?
>>69902487
So this whole series is pointless.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10287963
http://www.strawpoll.me/10287963
http://www.strawpoll.me/10287963
How was it, lads?
If hodor has this much of an impact on asoiaf, then how massive of a fuckup did D&d commit by omitting Patchface?
Book reader who hasn't watched this shitshow since Season 3
What the fuck is this about time travel Bran?
>>69902520
>Damn it meera, shut the fuck up while I'm warging for fuck's sake.
>>69902453
No, her skin makes me contemplate the unfortunate mongrel our offspring would make when I've got that A1Slavgenetics.
>>69902216
>>69902432
Why do they look so different? CGI?
>>69902520
*facing an army
Do we have any Bran "Madara" copypasta yet?
>>69901847
Dude experienced how he would die and it was enough to break his mental synapse
>mfw white walkers ruined and reduced to living weapons rebelling against masters trope, one of the most tired fantasy and sci fi tropes of all time
>mfw time travel fucks the entire story up in one fell swoop
>mfw preston jacobs spent years of his life inventing a better story in his own head then the hack grrm could ever write
where were you when a song of ice and fire died?
How did showfags find this episode?
My friend was a showfag and he LOVED this entire season, including the Sand Snakes teleporting shit.
But he hated this episode for some reason.
As a showfag, what parts of this episode did you not enjoy?
>>69902344
1. FSansa
2. Ramsays bitch
3. Snek
4.Ros
5. New Red woman
6. Melli
7. Missy
POWER GAP
Fat dany and everyone else
>>69902538
No, because Bran ends up being the last Stark heir and meddles with the past in order to change a bleak future.
>"Meera, I'm already a demon."
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS
>>69902586
this girl has to be jewish
i find her attractive
>>69902465
You stupid animefag.
I bet you don0t even know how houses get heirs.
>>69902515
>>69902515
>>69902515
>>69902515
>>69902515
Reminder that nothing in the serie has any meaning anymore.
Is the TER really an old ass Bran?
>>69902540
1 for sure, considering it caused me to enter the mourning process for my beloved asoiaf
why does arya wanna be a slave for the many faced god anyway?
>>69902487
>Duskendale was ruled by a first men house
>aerys was held at duskendale
Holy shit bran drove him insane.
Time for the important question.
Will D&D keep Lyanna Mormont as a loli?
>>69902575
I think mainly lighting and possibly they shot the scenes at different times and she was on the rag for one of them.
There's no reason to cgi one scene and not the other.
>>69902336
GET IN HERE
>>69902562
Hold the door please
>>69902594
Preston please stop
RIP Leaf's ass
These threads are the worst, mainly because the first 50 posts are unreadable because every idiot rushes to report his hilarious joke from the last thread that didn't work.
>>69902432
>>>
>>69901628
>>69902216
You may either:
>See a complete and faithful adaptation of A Song of Ice and Fire with perfect casting, production values and writing that totally captures everything you enjoy about the books
OR
>You get half an hour of both Snek and Fansaon either side of you, gleefully letting you play with their tits
Choose.
>>69901967
**Hold the door.**
>>69901819
Who is the first person that's going to burn?
doesnt blackraven have same powers as bran so why couldnt he do all this past shit instead of bran?
>>69902594
He's right you know.
>>69902407
>weird
The word you were looking for was delicious.
>>69902633
>bran is the one true god
What's wrong with that?
>>69901889
Chances are the book will be about the same as the show on this mark. They fucked up the dornish line though with letting those stupid cunts kill the based mastermind.
>>69902553
He did seem pretty slyly important in the books.
Wasn't there some wildling that could warg into animals as well. And he was dying so he permanently warged into a wolf or something? That seemed like it was going to go somewhere in the books but has not been mentioned at all in show.
>>69902684
second option. every time.
>>69902612
Friggin Watchman shit
>>69902344
meera is the one true eternal waifu
>wow, your direwolf summer has died, so now the winds of winter tm have truly come upon us
What did she mean by this?
>>69900213
its a bit of light escapism, its no masterpiece but at times its fun.
get over yourself you elitist dipshit.
>>69902679
chill out m8, its always like these after an episode comes out, sweet spot comes in 2-3 days after.
goddamn it, do i miss those fukcing lyanna posters
Man, /got/ has become such shit. I'm convinced that no matter what this show does, you faggots will always complain about it. It could be literally perfect and /tv/ would still call it complete shit.
This season has been great. Especially compared to the hot pile of shit that was season 5.
>>69902070
But bewbs .-.
https://ventrellaquest.com/2014/04/20/got-got/
>I met George R.R. Martin at a convention last fall where we were both guest authors. Well, him more than me. (If you don’t know about my novels, click here.) I had previously met him probably ten years ago at another convention — before the Game of Thrones TV show — but we never spoke at that time.
>As it turned out, Martin’s room was right down the hall from mine and we kept ending up in the elevator together. He knew I wasn’t stalking him because most of those times, I was in the elevator before him.
>The first time there were some other fans on the elevator who asked for a picture with him, and he obliged. They got off before our floor, so it was just us. We walked out and headed down the hall and the conversation went like this:
>Martin: I do get tired of posing for pictures all the time.
>Me: Well, you’re quite famous now.
>Martin: I wasn’t unknown before.
>Me: True, among us. But you were never a guest on Conan before.
>Martin: True.
>Around the third time we were on the elevator together, he pushed he button for our floor and then asked the others what floors they needed, and then after everyone left, he turned to me.
>Martin: I always wanted to be an elevator operator. If the writing thing hadn’t worked out…
>We both laughed and went on to our rooms.
>The final time we ended up together, the conversation went like this:
>Me: I finally figured out why you have a character named “Hodor.”
>Martin: Oh?
>Me: I was thinking about your comment about wanting to be an elevator operator. It’s clear to me now that “Hodor” is short for “Hold the door.”
>Martin: (laughing) You don’t know how close to the truth you are!
>So there you have it. If we ever learn why Hodor says “Hodor” (which, as readers know, is not his given name) and it has something to do with elevators, remember: You read it here first.
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>69902025
Press F to pay Respects
>>69902684
tits obviously
i mean, the show now is for fun, the books are for a good story.
tits are forever
>>69902684
lol fuck the hours of world class TV, gimme the beautiful titties
>>69902650
>tfw ywn be that guy
WHY EVEN LIVE?
So we now have confirmation that R'hllor can give his followers retrocognition since that priestess knew Varys exact past without ever coming into contact with him until now.
Let's make some jokes!
What do you call a White Walker with black skin?
Say something to center me
>>69902609
Swap Melli and Ramsay's bitch and you've got my list.
>>69902702
It makes it look like there isn't even a nipple, and that's weird
>>69902025
Worst part, worse than Hodors fate. Stop killing off the Direwolves god dammit. Is there like 1 left at this point?
>>69902607
I'm showfag. Season is "eh" but the episode was pretty strong. The iron islands shit is so irrelevant though
>>69902006
Never. She's pure unlike that dutch whore.
said it in the old thread gonna say it here, imagine it's raining outside and you're sitting in your sweater reading a book next to the fireplace and she comes over with some hot chocolate and sits in your lap and reads along or some shit. why is she not your waifu
BRAN SEXING MEERA WHEN
its too late for bran to apologize
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZgf_dSkZTI
>>69902761
yes, you might enjoy those hours of TV, but that single half hour of boobs will stay with you all your life
>>69902771
Wight nigga
>>69902344
>no tyene
>no margeary
>>69902255
Bran can't change the present. Anything he did in the past already happened.
Hence why Hodor has always been brain damaged, not just when Bran went back in time and caused it.
>>69902771
A nigger.
>>69902816
>meera
>sex
stop
>>69902738
Just because stuff is actually happening compared to snoozefest Season 5 doesn't mean it's automatically great.
Not everyone has low standards like you, fag.
Under the sea, smoke rises in bubbles, and flames burn green and blue and black. I know, I know, oh, oh, oh.
>>69902814
She's BLACKED
That's why
>>69902738
kys dabid
>>69902779
Hold the door
>Bran warged into CIA and made him forget that Ramsay was a dich and he shouldn't send Sansa to marry him
>Bran warged into Stannis and made him burn his daughter and allow 20 dudes to fuck up his army
>Bran warged into Ellaria and made her forget she didn't want revenge,
>Bran warged into Doran and prevented him from explaning his plan.
>Bran warged into Gigganigga and made him stand still while a womanlet backstabbed him with a tootbrush.
>Bran warged into Pycelle and made him fart
All the shit writing in the series is Bran's fault.
>>69902034
Noice
>>69902061
Why must real Sansa have such a shit face?
>winds of winter literally name dropped in this episode
JUST
>>69902598
I miss moot
>>69901688
So, are there only 3 of those kings left? If they get killed, the others are destroyed?
>>69902779
Death is so terribly final, while life is full of possibilities.
>>69902739
would you suck on her dong?
>>69902034
Fucking kek
>>69902802
I think my friend hated it because of Leaf dying for no reason. Like she could just toss the grenade instead of sacrificing herself.
He also hated the Iron island shit like you as well.
>>69901736
his character has lost a lot and come to realize his own shortcomings, along with being devoted to and in love with someone he can never hope to have. He realizes he is not worthy of what he aspires to be and he has almost no time left to put right his wongs. The actor plays the part extremely well.
>>69902814
imagine your tugging off in your office chair in your room and she comes in and crawls up and you can dump your sickly yellow seed into her mouth and then she leaves and never returns until you are ready again and maybe she has Yankees season tickets or id settle for mets
>>69902432
Succulent flesh
>>69902816
Anything below his stomach doesn't work, so no sex for the brancuck.
>>69902025
Why didn't it just protect Bran instead of jumping into a mass of wights pointlessly
>shit, the air's cold- this must truly be the winds of winter tm coming to create a feast for crows tm
what did she mean by this?
>>69902718
That wildling was pottery for Bran warging Hodor.
>>69902814
>'Look Anon, this is my friend Tyrone. He will join us tonight because we are so progressive. You don't have a problem with that, do you?'
>yfw somebody someday is going to ask you to hold the door in real life and you'll flash back to this event.
Killing Summer and Hodor is just too fucking much.
Summer didn't even have a meaningful death it was bullshit.
In the arms of an angel, fly away from here.
>The Pact lasted for two thousand years before the enigmatic White Walkers invaded from the uttermost north, bringing death and destruction to both races.
What did he mean by this?
>>69902920
Summer is dead, Winter is here.
>>69902562
Bran literally has time travel powers now.
The old guy taught him how to see the past but now apparently he's also able to change it while he's looking at it. He used to to go into the past and turn Hodor into a retard by overwriting his brain with the words Hold The Door so that future Hodor would hold a door closed and then die. So, basically, he ruined Hodor's life and turned him into a retard so that in the future he would buy them like an extra minute of time before being eaten by zombies.
>>69902862
literally a sample chapter released by GRRM.
>>69902937
He meant that the Others are le epic WMD gone wrong maymay.
>>69902045
A fucking travesty
>>69902869
this is actually making me sad now. Probably because she looks like a girl i knew in hs that i knew for a fact was interested in me but i was too much of an autist to do anythingwe're now both dropout failures and I still can't make myself contact her again
I think Preston killed himself
he said many times that kingsmoot is his favourite scene
I think when he heard "let's go murder them" he went for the fucking gun and just pulled the trigger.
>>69902920
I feel like D&D are just trimming the hedges this season. We have had a major character die in every episode so far, now there are less to keep track of.
>>69902794
Jon's and Arya's
>>69902427
then make them pay for a new
>mfw Bran browses 4chan
>mfw heards about cleganebowl
>mfw goes back in time to whisper and cause gregor's headaches
EXPLAIN THIS
>>69902432
please repost the tit pics. cant even find it in the archive 'cause the threads havent gotten there due to traffic
fuck off mods
>>69902937
>implying the show runners will realize that.
These niggers literally thought they had stannis burning people alive when we first met him.
>>69902570
>slav
>slav
>slav
>slav
>A! genetics
KEK
>>69902770
we knew that from the books already
>>69902849
>>69902891
>>69902918
go back to pol you tool
>>69902930
>Ghost is next
;_;
only nymeria will remain
>>69902427
Only in a universe where Dany flooding Westeros with shitskin barbarians is seen as a good thing
>all this bitching about a little time travel
you do know that we've already discovered time travel in the real world, right?
>>69902079
only 2 more wolves to kill off in retarded ways and we'll probably never see one of them again regardless
Are GoT-related nude scenes not allowed on this board now? What the fuck?
>>69902034
>mfw I got it
>>69902738
This. Some seasons won't be as spicy as others because they cut into different books, meaning eventually some seasons will be buildups and others will contain crazy shit at all ends.
>>69902738
>doesn't even attempt to defend the show or refute criticism
>strawmans instead
>doesn't explain why it's "been great", instead "it's good because I like it, I like it because it's fun, and it's fun because it's good"
You're the faggot.
>>69902698
I'm gonna guess that
Blackraven=time travel
Bran=warging
>>69902949
Wow Bran's a dick
Maybe he should go back in time overwrite Robb's brain to tell Edmure the fucking plan
>>69902755
holy shit
>>69903014
acting
>>69902980
>Preston never lived to see his theory proven right
rip
>>69903047
dumb animeNEET
>>69902607
desu i disliked the whole season. They try and cover nearly every character all in one episode and not much gets covered and the episode goes by too fast.
I hate brans story, i have since forever. I hate time travel in all movies/stories.
The only decent part of the episode imo was the euron part.
>>69903014
DELETE THIS
>>69902980
>I think when he heard "let's go murder them"
Did they actually say "let's go murder them"? I skipped the kingsmoot because it was, like, 10 guys standing around and it was too cringy to watch.
>>69902586
Looks like a boy
>>69903014
acting
>>69902979just do it anon. Fuck it
>>69902633
Huh. Our Bran being the same guy as the legendary Bran never occurred to me.
I wish they would have made it so the past couldn't be intefered with. Now we have to consider infinite timelines and the fact that the whole events of the series could just be Brans design. I hope this is the only thing Bran affects and I hope 3ER only affected Aerys.
>penis is allowed to be shown but pussy is not
why?
>>69902633
Isn't he named after Bran the builder?
>>69902919
>tfw you live in non-english speaking country and the phrase hold the door sounds different
at least there's one plus in my shithole country
Somebody do a "He held the door when no one else would" edit on this
>>69901819
WHO IS THIS FLUID DRUID
>>69903119
little bastard
>old man tells them they must leave
>but first let me show you this random clip of your father's past
>zombies bust in during their nap time
>Hodor becomes retard because of this delay
>Hodor spends his entire life as a retard because of this delay
>Hodor dies to hold the door because of this delay
If the old man wasn't such a fucking cunt Hodor could have lived a meaningful life full of purpose at Winterfell. He might have married, had children, laughed, cried, sang, danced, grown old with grandchildren on his lap. Instead he's a retard that dies in the snow to a pack of feral zombies again and again in an endless cycle of timetravelling paradoxes.
>>69903125
>implying he isnt bran the builder
>>69902755
Just his author friend helping cover his ass so D&D can't sue him.
if summer wasnt such a stupid runt he could have pulled the sled and actually make things faster.
that alahu ackbar Cotf was stupid as shit, she oculd have thrown that stupid bomb at the wall and secure the exit
Hodor didnt have to die
The show's ending will have Bran in a huge ice tower called The Catalys where the Night King will explain how the White Walkers were created in order to prevent men from expanding too much and destroying the world. Thus, once every 50 thousand years they show up, annihilate all life in the world and then leave a few humans to start all over again.
Bran will be given the choice of either killing all White Walkers, becoming the new Night King and controlling them so that they protect the world or fusing humans and White Walkers, giving birth to a new race.
Screencap this.
>>69902755
gg no re
>>69903114
>muh objectification muh sexism muh misogyny!
and beta showrunners who think internet whiners and "culture" writers for shit blogs no one has heard of or cares about actually matter in the grand scheme of things
internet outrage mobs get bored in a week or two. all you have to do is ignore them. these guys are retarded.
>>69902868
I think that's just his squad, we've seen quite a few walker subordinates not wearing armor
>>69903106
https://youtu.be/q9ARbvY2Bfw?t=8m9s
yes.
>>69902979
anon we believe in you, you're the one with a chance. even if she says no, you'll have experience to find other girls
>>69903169
>>69903119
Her tits look completely different?
>>69902173
is anything in this show going anywhere?protip: no
>>69902680
i don't know why this makes me laugh so much. tormund being so infatuated with brienne is the best oc the show has given us
>>69902607
Personally the acting is getting more horrible as the season keeps going.
Is Varys some kind of retard? he cant even hide his emotions? and hes supposed to be some kind of manipulator?
>>69903114
>"Your show is sexist and continually shows women naked!"
>"We literally had a dude inspect his dick for warts on camera, everyone gets naked on our shows."
>>69903143
He fucking looks like Hubert Cumberdale in the second pic.
>>69902816
when his legs isn't spaghetti
>>69903068
No, it's all shit, "spicy" or not. Just utter spew, nonsense, with no scientific explanation for any of it. Suspension of disbelief out the window when the writing drags so abysmally.
I can't be the only one who thinks their casting for Euron is a shit. He's a dumpy chinless manlet with greasy mutton chops and he fucking mumbles his lines.
>>69903111
>>69903193
no chance. it's been like 4 years
>>69903145
oh baby
im pretty triggered by this episode, what the fuck were they thinking
normies gonna eat it up though
>>69902979
Why not just do it? Even if you sperg out at least you can live without the regret of having never tried and move on with your life.
>>69903213
Tormund Giantsgame
>>69902949
Bran didn't change anything. You fuckers are on some fifth grade reading comprehension stupidity.
Anything Bran has changed happened already. Hodor was already mind fucked by Bran. Anything Bran "changes" doesn't change anything, it just closes the loop.
>>69902755
Was already figured out in 2008, lad.
>>69903165
What do you mean? Sue, and why?
so it looks like it is all true (with the exception of Summer)
>>69384723
>>69903169
>>69903119
Those can't be the same tits...
Are there any theories that Jon is actually going to have to plunge the sword into Dany thus becoming Azor Ahai?
I'm sure there is but I'm curious.
>>69903233
He didn't even show his magic horn.
Fuck this shit.
>>69901744
>crawling headfirst DOWN a narrow cave
>>69903169
>>69903119
totally different size and nips....what?
>>69903169
god damn i love pink nipples.
>>69903285
If by his sword you mean his penis, then yes, I have a theory.
how did bran progresively turned into an old lesbian
>post yfw they change the name to pic related
>>69903228
>scientific explanation
Wew lad, you need to get your autism in check. It's a fantasy story with its own set of rules.
>>69903264
You know how your nipples look different when they're hard compared to when they're soft?
Nearly all nipples do that. The farce scene is just her softies.
>>69903260
I imagine GRRM is contracted to share his notes with them and tell them all he knows about where he is going with the story. Except they failed his audition and he doesn't want to tell them how it ends.
>>69903309
>not living life to its fullest
>>69903209
I was thinking the exact same thing while watching it. Thinking it must of been two different actresses.
It could also be a body double but that seems strange that they'd get one just for her to actually show her tits in a previous or later scene.
>>69903177
Fuck off with your mass effect multi colored piece of shit ending.
>>69903249
because I genuinely think that that would be worse than what it feels like now.
>>69903313
The ones in the play are prosthetic used FOR the play.
Backstage is the real deal Holyfield.
>>69903333
>quads
>miss pic
wew, here's pic
>>69903233
I imagines euron was more stocky than the actor desu. beefy with a big beard and mean eyes.
I thought the actor they chose was too small.
>>69902430
The fact is that he can change shit because he already did. It might be the night king's end goal to kill Bran in order to undo everything he will eventually do.
>>69903235
whatever, go find a new girl, one who looks like ellie
Who was that bitch who played Sansa in the play? She had some nice tits
>>69903162
>implying that wasn't what I was getting at
are the children of the forest all extinct now?
>>69903191
>Man who had no hope loses last bit of hope he didn't know he had . jpg
HOLY SHIT
>>69903114
too expensive
the guy was a literal who, he made an easy 5k for showing his dick for two seconds
now imagine how many McFlurries would it cost to show dragonpussy
>>69902553
sounds like an interesting character, from the bits on him i just looked up, shame he was omitted. perhaps it is time i read them books.
>>69902985
It's just coming to a head now. Dany landing in Westeros will be the final scene of this season
>>69903367
For what purpose....
NEW THREAD
>>69903353
>>69903353
>>69903353
>>69903334
>It's a fantasy story with its own set of rules
Yes, ergo "suspension of disbelief", but that doesn't hold up if the writing is so contrived and bad as has been.
>>69902755
fuck
>>69903355
You are getting that same multi colored piece of shit ending, faggot.
>>69901967
>mfw he heard Bran
>mfw the red bitch always hears Bran
>mfw everything mystic in the show is just time travelling fucking Bran
>grrm reads some post online about hodor meaning hold the door
>"hey thats pretty neat" let me call DnD up right away with another one of my shocking twists!
>mfw he was closing the loop in real life
>>69903421
>page 1
Retard.
>>69903355
That is the end of the matrix silly
>>69903362
Come now m8, that's pathetic. Life is for living, not for shitposting on the TV section of an anime image board about women you'd like to contact but can't bring yourself to.
Just ask her out for a cup of coffee and see how things go.
>>69903421
Literally why.
Fuck you guys, all you do is complain about everything. The only stupid thing that happened in this episode was Euron's stupid "let's murder them" moment. This is by far the best thing on television right now. Hold the door is legitimately the only thing that I've ever seen on a show in my life that made me cry.
>>69903420
The "actress" in the play didn't want to expose her real tits to the audience, so she used a prosthetic.
Backstage, she didn't give a shit since she was around her peers.
I dunno - I didn't come up with this theory, but it makes sense to me.
>>69903177
No one will fall into bioware levels of stupidity - not even the mountain that eats.
>>69903014
I didn't think she could get better. Then I see this. Wew
>>69903263
Brienne probably gets captured by Lady Stoneheart.
The Riverrun scenes already happened in the book. And now that we're seeing some more brotherhood scenes (didn't they eventually work with Lady Stoneheart) and capture Brienne and last we saw from her is she was in process of being hung in the books.
So this could catch up 2 book storylines that were left off for a long time
>>69903483
Get some taste.
>>69902718
it was show during the episode where jon attacks the wildings he was with across the wall. When he died he warged into the hawk that fucked up jon's face.
>>69903483
https://youtu.be/zz3PhWFhA3I?t=25s
>>69903428
Fine, you dislike it. Why are you here unless you're an autistic nutjob then?
>>69903396
>Dragonpussy
My first thought wasn't what it should have been.
I just realized how much this show has become progressive feminist garbage
>ironbitch portrayed as the true ironborn tm, euron is somehow a bad guy.
>queen of burgers take over a horde of horney barbarians by tipping pots of fire over in a tent
>constant jokes about dicks getting cut off
>All alpha men get killed off
Let's look at the main male characters
>bran
a whiny kid who gets his back broken and needs a woman to help him escape the white walkers
>Meera
strong independent girl who kills a white walker with a single stab from her spear and single handed drags bran to safety
>theon greyjoy
Arrogant prick who's pride and ambition get the better of him, his dick is cut off and he is tortured before finally escaping and becoming a timid beta who's only purpose is to support his sister
>Yara greyjoy
strong good fighter independent ironborn, deserves to be queen of ironborn but sexist evil men don't let her. She sails away with 500 fucking ships despite not being king because fucking idk
>Jon Snow
troubled bastard child who becomes lord commander, makes some questionable decisions, gets a lot of his friends killed and then is betrayed an murdered- he comes back to life and is now a timid moody man who does what his sister says and lets her dress him up
>Sansa Stark
Strong independant woman who knows how to take charge and retake the north, building armies and she doesn't even need littlefinger's army because he got her raped and he's an evil white man
Starting to see a fucking pattern?
>>69903392
shame
i liked those star trek motherfuckers
>>69902344
>no bad pussi
>>69903514
>>69903530
Name one show which is currently airing which is better than Game of Thrones if you've got such great taste.
>>69903565
yeah and there's that one guy talking about warts on his cock with a closeup of his dick
why the fuck? for what purpose?
>>69903434
I've accepted that the ending is going to be shit but it ain't going to be bioware level shit
>>69903483
>This is by far the best thing on television right now
Need to be more subtle, anon.
>>69902412
Yeah he died after about a day.
>>69903607
I watch the show with my parents and it was just fucking wierd man
>>69903565
>Let's look at the main male characters
>Yara
>Sansa
kek
>>69903626
Care to name anything better? Not even the fag you're replying to.
>>69903483
Things that were fucked up / cringe last episode
>Sansa's lines
>Brienne's lines
>Arya's lines
>Everything to do with Ironfags
>CIA's lines
>Jon's lines
>Dany's lines
>Zombie magic
>CotF look like total shit
>TWO WARTS
>Mid 30's Bran actor
>>69903654
>I watch the show with my parents
nigger what the fuck are you doing
>>69903656
meant main characters, sorry I'll just suicide by alcoholdthehodor now thanks
>>69902034
oh lordy
>>69903654
It's not as bad as the fag scenes.
>>69903685
he was being a normie
>Direwolves are supposed to be fearsome creatures
>Get killed as easily as a normal dog.
Bravo!
>>69903313
different room temperature and different lighting.
>>69903685
My parents are chill dude
sorry you have such uptight faggot ass shit parents with no chill bruh
What's wrong with a man and a woman and their son looking at a penis on the television screen for a few seconds? I mean I probably wouldn't watch porn with them but there aren't that many surprised dicks and I just skip past the sex scenes mostly
>>69903598
i dont give a shit about whats currently airing because i dont watch currently airing tv like a fucking retard pleb. I am a semi fan of the books and am mainly bitching about the story of said books being told in the show. Being the best thing airing on tv right now is like coming first in the special Olympics.
>>69903677
Varys part felt weird too. He's pragmatic, I can't see him suddenly talking shit to someone he is able to use. Her doing what they needed was good enough.
Felt out of character without the necessary development to back it up.
This show is weird now.
>>69903780
>I probably wouldn't watch porn with them
>probably
>>69903598
>Mr. Robot
>Narcos
>Fargo
There I name three
>>69903158
The delay was to do that to Hodor, the old man was showing Bran what he had been hinting at the entire time, that they could change history.
>>69903511
Actually last we see of Brienne she comes looking for Jaime in the riverlands, guess she didnt get hang'd?
>>69903846
I kinda gave that one a pass because I think that's his one weakness.
However, Varys has been totally de-powered in the show and is basically Tyrion's sidekick now. Fuck D&D
>>69903891
watching from the sidelines
>>69903891
aria watched from the outside looking in when her dad was killed just as she was watching the play
pottery
>>69903677
Dialogue is the least important part of television, a primarily visual art form.
The Ironborn are fucking barbarians, expect them to act like barbarians.
It's fantasy, zombie magic is perfectly acceptable.
CotF looked great to me.
I'd be freaked out too if my dick had warts on it. Wouldn't you?
>>69902650
S-Stannis?
>>69903965
>>69903963
why didnt ned stark ask for a trial by combat btw?
what the fuck?
>>69903677
>CotF look like total shit
They look better than in season 4.
>>69902412
Yup
>>69904031
They told him that if he didn't admit guilt they would kill his daughters.
>>69903948
Varys is a buildup power, he requires creating intelligence networks and using them to the advantage of himself and allies. Tyrion is a negotiator and debater. Just because he isn't shining at full force doesn't mean he is out of things.
This board has too many fucking autists.
>>69903884
Fargo yes but those other two choices no.
>>69903891
Man remember season 1 when women just got fucked over constantly and men were in charge?
Now it's the opposite, and we confirmed that the white walkers and LITERAL FEMINISTS
>children of the forest are all womyn of color
>evil white opressive males invade their land
>they transform white males into white knights er I mean walkers to do their bidding
>ultimately feminist niggers destroy the world
Is this subtle redpill or a badly made bluepill?
>>69904198
Gotham is better though
>>69904122
His pointless in his role right now, they are giving him more story then in the books. All o varies screen time should have gone to Barristan , who should have never been killed off.
Dwarf boy and baldy showed up after the entire conquest of the city and are now just running things? It's absurd.
>>69903963
>>69903965
Mother of God...
>>69903864
What? I came out of my mother's diddlehole, which had my dad's little woody inside of it to make me in the first place. Honestly I don't see how watching porn with the people who literally had to fuck in order to conceive me is wrong.
It's not like I'd want to do it, it just sort of happened once okay?
Was anyone else looking forward to a buddy cop comedy where Bran and Treeguy travel through time and fix all sorts of problems?
>>69904031
He wasn't on trial
GoT is so bad it hurts
"Hey Littlefinger why'd you give me away to Ramsey the super evil bad guy?"
"Lol I dunno sorry, here have a hundred billion knights"
"Nah, I'm butthurt (literally) so I'ma go fight a war without a hundred billion knights and when everyone says we need a hundred billion knights I'm not going to tell them about this, for some reason. GIRL POWER"
Arya sure is obviously not no one, do you need some more reinforcement to get this obvious plot point across yet? Look at her reacting to this dumb play DO YOU SEE OUR FORSHADOWING YET WE ARE SO SMART HERE LOOK AT SOME BALLS
Meanwhile Kelly-C and her love triangle climbed up on some mountain for some reason for beta-male-master Jorah to tell her he's got the gray scale, and he wuvs her
colonthree emoticon
. Then as he's walking away to go die or whatever Dany's like "I order you to not die" and he's like 'K sure" how heartfelt
Then we're at iron bored rock island place where 50 some odd dudes decide the next king by who gets the most grunts from the audience. So the guy wins, and they let theon and whats her face leave, but then the dude drowns and he's like "Let's go murder them, oh no they took muh boats" Why didn't they just murder her right there? How is he going to build a thousand boats I didn't see any trees on those rock islands at all, and why weren't they building them before?
There's no scope to this show anymore, everything is dumb in your face with no thought behind it.
>>69904399
This but treeguy body was killed and now he is stuck as a wise cracking crow that smokes a cigar.
tommenkills himself
>>69904453
Stop watching it then, jesus christ. Why waste your time typing this out you fucking loser.
>>69904231
Your projection game is hard anon.
>>69904494
He needs a catchphrase too.
>>69904453
Why are all the whitewalkers just waiting outside the tree for the girls to come out and find them? Are they posing for a photo?
How did the forest children not know how to kill the white walker? Did Bran's galpal not tell them? Why not? She knew obsidian killed them why didn't the children? How did they not know if they made the white walkers in the first place?
Why do the white walkers keep posing in the four horseman pose if we've seen 3 die already? Do they have other guys waiting in case one of the four die?
Why is a show with a 100 million dollar budget directed so poorly? Why are all the actors standing around while zombies are pouring in? Why did the wolf run in and get mobbed for no reason? Why is the old dude showing Bran Hodor while they're being invaded by zombies?
So because Hodor is with him, Bran goes back into the past, and turns Hodor in to a simpleton who's only pursuit in life is holding a door, but Hodor had been Hodor since before Bran went back in time. That's a paradox. Why is time travel in this shit show, especially time travel that doesn't make any sense. If you can go back in time why didn't the old guy go back in time and tell the forest kids to NOT make white walkers, why not go back in time and warn Ned, why not go back in time and stop HBO from hiring these hack writers?
And even IF Hodor can HOL DA DOWAH, how is this girl supposed to drag Bran and outrun all those zombies, and why are there none outside? Come to think of it, why s there a backdoor to this tree place, but no front door?
Watching that parody skit scene was pretty ironic, because I feel like this show is a joke already.
>>69904453
stop watching, leave the general forever, problem solved for you and me
>>69904453
dude she's a strong independent woman lmaaooo
I fucking hate feminism, it ruins literally everything. I've been wondering what to do with my life- now I know. I'm going to go and become a director in hollywood, and every single one of my movies or shows will have woman being stupid, getting killed, getting killed because they are stupid ect... I will introduce female characters and then immediately have them killed off, and the women who stay will be fuckbags whose only reason to exist is to be filled with strong alpha male cum
I am quite literally going to make a show that introduces and ensemble cast and within the first 5 minutes, both the nigger woman and the nigger man get horribly murdered
And I won't even give a fuck about what they say
>>69904399
I fucking loved this show
>>69901869
These changes keep me from ever wanting to rewatch this show.
It's jarring as fuck.
>>69904564
I'm getting too old for this shit
Time for a reality check retards, feminism isn't ruining anything in got, bad writing might but not feminism.
Stop frequenting /pol/ or just don't crossboard from there and grow up.
>>69904802
>implying feminism doesn't cause bad writing
You start writing with an agenda to make a political statement rather than to make a good movie and you'll have shit writing
>>69904977
Game of Thrones is a tv show not a movie you fucking idiot.
>>69905023
same difference, niggerfart
>>69902946
pottery
>>69904977
Are you really this fucking stupid? If you'd ever picked up a book in your life you'd know that all the best works have a moral message or agenda.
>>69905109
You need to be 18 to post, git.
>>69905183
pleb confirmed, pls die
and im going to make you underage after I cram you back up your mum's cooch with my dick
>>69902358
The late seventies was his teenage years. Maybe he feel young again.
>>69904575
>Bran goes back into the past, and turns Hodor in to a simpleton who's only pursuit in life is holding a door, but Hodor had been Hodor since before Bran went back in time. That's a paradox. Why is time travel in this shit show
I wonder if any of te numpties who are crying over that scene calling it brilliant etc ever considered this. fuck this show.
>>69904621
Sorry, but the Jews won't let that slide. It'll never happen, unfortunately.
>>69905549
Never let it happen? Are you a tard? Why is it that people just don't use their fucking brains and realize that THIS has been an actual fucking norm in film for decades...? Then, heaven fucking forbid anything changes and people make different films, now all of a sudden it's some feminist takeover?
Fuck yourself.
>>69904621
Part of me is glad that they let retards post on /tv/, the other half of me wishes you'd go back to bed after you eat your yogurt snack and stop posting bullshit.
>>69903343
He died
>It's a Bran wargs into John Jones and makes him crawl headfirst down into an unmapped narrow cave leading to his untimely death episode
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/705347362/Man-trapped-in-Utah-Countys-Nutty-Putty-cave-dies.html?pg=all
>>69905691
>>69905549
Just fucking wait. You'll know when it's me. Screencap the fucking post and save it. It might take me 10 years, but I'm going to direct a show, and in the first episode of the show I'm going to kill off two niggers almost immediately.
In the third season, literally everyone dies except one woman because she fucked everything up, and the fourth and last season will be of her redeeming and eventually killing herself to fix her mistakes.
I'm completely serious too. I already work in the industry, this will happen.
>>69905883
Sure you do. This isn't /pol/ autist.
>>69905935
Imagine your regret in 10 years, when it fucking happens and the memory of this exact days comes flooding back to you, while you're still shitposting on 4chan and I'm making redpill kino
>>69906049
and you didn't even screencap it so you won't get your /r/4chan karma
>>69902902
He could just warg into Hodor
>>69906049
>redpill kino
Maximum level of wews, maximum overdrive of autism. I'm convinced you are a fifteen year old meninist faggot who touched a boob at his first party last friday but got "friendzoned" by that one hot redheaded chick, so after you sperged out on your blog about how women only date jocks, you came to 4chan to validate your absolute cringe-level horseshit, despite not really having a grasp of film so you don't really GET existing tropes. I bet your father is a minor color corrector on a Cannes film so you think that putting this on your fucking Tinder account makes your cock red pilled enough to climb out of a self-victimized "friendzone" you were "put" in by people who thought you were greasy and weird, or who had a weird rape-like vibe to how you stared at women's asses.
Seriously, I hope you fuck yourself or realize the tier of cancer you represent.
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