best girl edition
Old >>69880585
>>69882094
nth for Gerold Hightower is the Night King
>>69882094
Everyone is dropping the show due to this shit episode but I promise to hold the door for them if they wish to return in the future
1st for Meera
>>69882136
0/10 execution
rest in peace pupper ;_;
Reminder that women are the cause of all the world's ills
first for azor ahai
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Can someone explain
>how the Night King or whatever is called teleported where Bran was?
>why was Bran wasting time watching Hodor instead of running?
>what exactly happened to Hodor?
AEGON! AEGON! AEGON KING!
>yfw Jon cucked by Sansa of his plot
This show now effectively has no straight while male leading men with working, intact dicks
>>69882136
threads are moving insanely fast. everybody loves a trainwreck
>>69882135
Hey fags, do they finish the Tower of Joy scene in tonight's episode and finally confirm R+L=J?
>>69882204
What happens when Feminists rule.
First for show ends with Bran warging into himself and deciding not to climb the tower jaime and cercei are fucking in
>>69882228
Why are they allowed weapons at a moot?
Seems like a bad idea.
>>69882094
She's Jon's twin sister
Is Game Of Thrones schlockino?
>>69882204
Reminder the nights king is a stark and that whys he can warg/raise undead.
Also thats why he could see Bran because he can greensee too
>>69882228
that scene was high school film class tier
>>69882218
>Jorah was not a handsome man
/GOT/ IS OVER, THIS SHOW IS A SHELL OF IT FORMER SELF.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI
Why are people giving praise to preston
He's one YouTube in hundreds that just rip off their "ideas" from westeros org
This one happened to have stolen some of the right things
Dude is as original as frank and Idubbz, who make money off of youtubing /b/ and /pol/
>>69882228
that bothered me more than anything by a wide margin. what they couldn't get some fucking costume jewelry to put in a box to show euron's accomplishments
>nah i just committed fratricide and regicide. i should probably be king
Help please, I'm seeing a bunch of different XDCCs with different file sizes. How big is the legit webrip?
>>69882252
No, Hodor.
>>69882228
100% hackery.
>where are my niece and nephew? Let's go murder them
>I'm a horrible casual shitter who legit cried during hold the door
wat do /tv/?
>It's an "evil man gets himself elected by making an impossible promise to restore prosperity to a region through an insane building project" episode
>It's a "woman loses the election because she wasn't able to offer a concrete reason to vote for her beyond the expectation she deserves to be next in line" episode
>It's a "the apocalypse was literally caused by a bunch of bigots trying to prevent unlimited immigration into their country by people they saw as different" episode
What did D&D mean by this?
>>69882252
In all seriousness, it seems like B+L=J.
>>69882252
nope but there is a great scene with Mace Tyrell farting
REMINDER: Davos has no reason to be helping Jon and the northerners
>>69882294
it's literally just him in those posts
>>69882239
M A G I C
A
G
I
C
REMINDER
Winds of Winter is complete. GRRM and his publisher are holding it back until the premiere of Season 7.
>>69882262
>has to suffer getting crippled for eternity
kek
>>69882228
MY BIG COCK
>>69882262
That's great except for that means that the world is fucked when the walkers come
>>69882228
>fat euron
>>69882239
>why was Bran wasting time watching Hodor instead of running?
>Bran
>Running
Mate...
>>69882239
>>how the Night King or whatever is called teleported where Bran was?
>>why was Bran wasting time watching Hodor instead of running?
>>what exactly happened to Hodor?
"IT'S MAGIC I DON'T GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT" - David Benioff and D. B. Weiss
This series is fucking great
>>69882313
that you should fuck off back to /pol/
Didn't some fucking jokester actually foresee that "hold the door" bullshit? Or parts of it? I seem to distinctly recall reading some shit like that on /got/, while shaking my head and thinking that not even D&D would do something that dumb.
>>69882094
Hodor
>>69882305
Well he is right.
He paid the iron price. He killed his brother and took his crown and throne
>>69882239
>how the Night King or whatever is called teleported where Bran was?
Same way CIA got all the way to Moles Town.
>why was Bran wasting time watching Hodor instead of running?
Because Bloodraven needed Bran to turn Hodor into a tard.
>what exactly happened to Hodor?
Bran warged into him before he was a tard, which causes him to go full tard.
>>69882305
To be fair you're talking about a gathered debate for who should be king wherein only two people of an entire representative actually think about how nice it would be to rule. Everyone else apparently just likes to chill out and shout names.
What's his name again?
>>69882329
Davos lost his one true king. He's just doing what he feels is right now.
>>69882274
>>69882308
>>69882316
Fuck I wish they'd just do it already.
>>69882324
You're lying to me, right?
>>69882347
Making Hodor run?
>>69882336
no, get your timeline right
>>69882343
why?
>>69882335
and why would they do that?
>>69882313
Holy shit whoever wrote that has a brain
>>69882228
Why is everyone in the scene holding a Greyjoy shield?
Was the election rigged from the start?
>>69882382
Willis
>>69882313
Trump is an asshole though.
44% of the public want a third party because both of those two are terrible.
>>69882382
matty
Do the ironborn really have no hang ups about killing the king or one's family?
Would they realistically follow the kings order to "murder" his niece and nephew?
Just seems like shit writing desu
Also, do they really havebig cocks?
>>69882316
Who is J?
Who is R? Who is B? Who is L?
See you all next week.
Was the vision NK grabbed Bran in the present or the past? I'm fucking confused. How did they get there so fast otherwise? And why was BR showing him Ned as a kid again when he just said they need to fuck off? It seemed like he tried to teach him something in a last hurry but how can that possibly matter.
>>69882369
>Bran warged into him before he was a tard,
Eh?
>>69882401
He is, the extended fart scene doesn't involve based Mace.
>>69882354
on westeros org
>>69882382
I don't know, but he sure is a big guy
>>69882363
He kills Balon, puts on his driftwood crown and says "Now I am Balon" before morphing into him
>>69882094
I'd hold her back door if you know what I mean
>>69882401
seriously there's an amazing fart scene. Won't spoil the fart.
>>69882228
>DABID WHEN EURON IS CHOSEN AS KING
>DABID
>YARA TAKES A HUNDRED SHIPS BY HERSELF AND TWENTY GOOD MEN
>AND THEN EURON WITH MAKE 1000 SHIPS FROM ALL OF THE TREES ON THE IRON ISLAND EVEN THOUGH WE HAD BALON TALK ABOUT HOW NOTHING FUCKING GROWS ON THE ISLAND
b r a v o
Posts favourite scenes back from when the show was still good to numb the pain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2w7IdiPPSc
Reminder that GoT should be cancelled and we should get an Actors of Braavos spinoff focused on much more interesting plotlines than anything we've seen in years, like:
>Will Fake Cersei and Fake Tyrion hook up?
>Will Fake Cersei's method acting of alcoholism lead her to trouble?
>Will Fake Sansa's acting improve or will she just continue to rely on having great tits?
>Will Fake Joffrey's cock warts go away this year?
Unfinished and boring plot lines from GoT about ice monster bioweapons and who kills Ramsay Sue can be answered in the new series via the plays they perform.
>>69882239
>how the Night King or whatever is called teleported where Bran was?
Wasn't teleported.
The Children's cave is probably just close enough to where the Night's King was at before.
>why was Bran wasting time watching Hodor instead of running?
Cause he has to go back to Hodor Hodor so that the paradox remains.
>what exactly happened to Hodor?
Bran warged his mind in the past and filled it and broke it with what he was hearing from Meera
>>69882408
Because that means that bran never learns anything about them and dies in Kings landing with his father and they just do what do now and bran and Jon and dany can't stop them
>>69882094
I believe she and Jon are twins. Why else would they cast two curly headed fucks with a constant hurt puppy look in their eyes?
>hi im davos i should probably go home to my wife
>oh no im going to help this faggot jon snow
>>69882444
Jon, Rhaegar, Bran, Lyanna
>>69882291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WChTqYlDjtI
>>69882242
>blackfyre shits
>>69882382
>His full name was Holo De Do this whole time
Is he going to be a Game of Thrones?
HODOR?
>>69882239
>how the Night King or whatever is called teleported where Bran was?
they have undead horses
>>69882479
Such a big difference in production quality
>>69882382
CARMELA CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtbCoYnVliw
>>69882455
Gender:Male
kek when did they start doing that? I stopped going there when that place went full retard.
>>69882455
Pretty gud
>>69882094
HOLD THE DOOR
HOLD THE DOOR
HOLD THE DOOR
>you will never walk
>you will fly
Smirkroot referencing that bran will be falling from that tower for all eternity
Best episode in whole show so far
10/10
Hold the door=hodor. Clever writing
>>69882480
>Will Fake Sansa's acting improve
Fuck you she's objectively a better actress than Sophie.
>magic mystic forest grenades
Fucking what
>>69882450
When Meera told Hodor to hold the door he wasn't listening
Bran noticed and tryed to warg into him
But since he seems to actually be able to time travel, he tried to warg into Young Hodor instead
This created a link between young and old Hodor, young Hodor warged into old hodor and held the door, getting mutilated
After old hodor died he returned, with a fried brain, to the past
>>69882228
Am I the only one who unironically wants (or wanted to) watch Theon and Yara fuck?
>>69882552
Fuckin time travel bullshit
>>69882478
>WE HAD BALON TALK ABOUT HOW NOTHING FUCKING GROWS ON THE ISLAND
Oh shit anon you're right, lmao. Fucking D&D
>>69882455
That guy must be shitting his pants right now.
I literally couldn't believe what I was seeing at the end.
HODOR = Hold the Door
How did we get here? What the fuck happened?
>>69882313
Is Bernie Stannis who would make the best ruler but none of the citizens want him?
Any streams?
>>69882316
Bran goes back in time to fuck his aunt?
>>69882607
yeas
>>69882382
walder frey
>>69882527
what goes
Ho Dee Do
Ho Dee Do
Ho Dee Do?
>I PAID THE IRON PRICE FOR THE THRONE WHEN I KILLED MY BROTHER
>YEAAAHH EURON KING
>AND NOW WE'RE GOING TO BUILD THE BIGGEST FLEET THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN AND USE IT TO BARTER WITH A LITTLE GIRL SO SHE'LL MAYBE LET US PLAY WITH HER DRAGONS
>YEAH EURON KING
Ironcucks are retarded
>>69882479
are you going to get triggered when the same scene happens but only with jon?
>>69882586
Time paradox, not travel, nigger.
>>69882437
Balon was just THAT awful.
>>69882572
Yara is one of those ladies who has no sex appeal over me, yet I would fuck and try to get into a FWB relationship because of how charming she is personality wise
>>69882485
>still making excuses for shitty writing
top kek
>>69882607
Yes.
>>69882555
She's pretty terrible in X men as well.
>>69882607
>bran wargs into rhaegar to fuck lyanna to create jon
I wonder if he felt it
Did anyone have a problem with this scene?
I thought it was perfect and definitely the best scene of the season so far
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwRix1p9sDY
>tfw there will never be another fight choreographed as well as this one on GoT.
>tfw all the great men of GoT are dead or crippled now.
>>69882601
Fuck off, that's actually pretty clever.
>>69882643
>NO FUCKING WAY CAN WE ELECT YARA WHEN BALON'S SON IS HERE
2 seconds later
>HAHA BALON'S SON SUCKS NO COCK AMIRITE
>>69882401
>You're lying to me, right?
nono! and the sneks are also back! they teamed up with salsa.
>>69882604
Download it dumbass. It already has 5000+ seeds.
>>69882594
all they had to do was say we'll raid _____ to get the wood/ships but no, apparently the iron islands suddenly grew thousands of trees to build ships out of
bravo dabid
BEND YOUR KNEES, KELLY C'S
>>69882654
The actress who plays her is actually qt as fuck outside of the show.
>>69882552
what the cock am I looking at here?
>>69882645
It is time travel. He affected the present by fucking with the past. Therefore completing the cycle that turned hodor into hodor.
>>69882607
>Bran goes back in time
>wargs jaime
>pushes himself out
>>69882572
>ywn unknowingly feel up your sister's tits and finger her playfully
>>69882402
Or making a sled for some type of creature that is agile and swift even in snow. Perhaps a snow wolf, but where could that beast be found?
APOLOGIZE
>>69882449
Presumably the NK grabbed him in the present, we don't really know how fast the white walkers got there because it wasn't said. BR was obviously trying to teach him something last minute but couldn't squeeze it in and we'll probably never know what.
>ywn cuddle with Meera to keep you both warm
why live
>DABID DABID PIRATES ARE ALL THE RAGE RIGHT NOW AND WE HAVE A BADASS SPEECH THAT OURS COULD GIVE
>Fuck that lets give them fat Euron and cock jokes
>BlackSails and Vikings continually shit on a HBO $100 million dollar show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VALI6mbXB-E
>>69882694
Dabid, that you?
How to fix the kingsmoot without changing anything about the story:
>have it bigger, they can afford a gorillion Dothrakis so why not Ironborn
>should be obvious there are captains there electing the king
>don't cast Euron as a fat toilet
>Euron should have some friends there just like Yara
>Euron shouldn't kill Yara but give her Victarion's role
not fucking hard, do they even try at this point or just see everything as fillers until le ebin youtube reaction shock value scenes?
>>69882687
Poor lad looks like he was forced to watch season 6 in its enirety
>>69882552
would you like some food with your ream of paper sir
>>69882478
i was thinking that.
it would take about 50 thousand trees to build 1 thousand decent ships.
where the fuck are the iron born going to get 50000 trees? never mind all the flax crops to make the sails
Summer and Hodor's deaths were heartwrenching, fuck.
I know it's a world were "Everyone and everything can die, it's realistic and often people die like chumps at random" but goddamnit. And now with big rumours that Ghost is going to get shanked by Ramsay "Plotshield thicker than Space Marine Armour" Bolton, that'd be 5 out of 6 Dire Wolves that died like a bitch. Creatures that can slaughter the everliving shit out of fully-armoured mounted Knights and have enough pep to tear the horse to shreds as dessert.
And what the fuck, Foreshadowing since season fucking 1 for the Three-Eyed Raven for Bran to learn the truth of the White Walkers and find some way to beat them and.. next to everyone dies and now Meera's yoinking him across a blizzard? What did he learn? What can he say or do?
He'd find the nearest people, go "I met some elves and they created the whitewalkers!". Then he might get killed or just deemed crazy and nothing happens. What could all of that possibly lead to? I'd understand if he gained some form of ability like warging into a white walker but clearly that wouldn't work.
I legit do not understand the entire point.
>people complaining about teleporting zombie army
Isn't it pretty obvious that they were literally just off the horizon waiting for bran to slip up so they could grab him and enter the tree?
>>69882654
I find Yara attractive because I feel like (due to her homely looks) she's the type of women who'd let you do anything and smother yourself in her body
>>69882607
Yep.
Then Bran and Jon go back to the Long Night and become literally the original Bran the Builder and Azor Ahai.
>>69882729
Why is Preston such a Sweetrobin fanboy?
>>69882660
If you don't understand something that doesn't make it shitty.
The show is shittier now but you don't know why because you're too stupid to follow basic plots.
You just want to feel like you fit in.
You don't. You're just a dumb person.
Will Lyanna Stark be the prettiest woman ever shown on Game of Thrones?
She is supposed to be in the books.
The Kingsmoot was a fucking tedious bore in the books and you all know it.
>>69882313
reminder that 4chan went to shit the moment the alt-right meme went mainstream
>>69882713
Yeah I figured, anyone would look like that without makeup
Post some pics
Here, let me explain paradoxes in fiction to you.
It happened this way for us because we're watching from Bran's linear timeline, in which he goes back, via visions, to Hodor as a child.
It's a paradox, as viewed from Current Bran's perspective, but it was always that way. There's just another, separate timeline that we're not privy to where it happened for a different reason.
That's how paradoxes work. They're all based on whose eyes you view them through, which is ironic given Bran's abilities.
>>69882694
If like Hodor you're a giant retard, then maybe.
Deep down we all know this to be true.
>mfw reading the books again to remove this shit from my brain
maximum comfy
Thoughts on 6x05?
+ Bran's scenes were top tier, memes aside.
+ Braavos. The play scene provided a great moment for Arya's arc, although the glacial pacing of this story will be utter bullshit if she bails without learning a thing.
+ First scene for fuck knows how long where - dare I say it - Emilia's acting was pretty good?
- Kingsmoot was really underwhelming. Not sold on the guy playing Euron yet; the 'glints of madness' and magic associations are what really make him interesting, neither of which are present so far. Theon is as good as dead tbqh
>>69882714
Wrong pic
Its our subway but cheaper
>>69882437
In this season alone the Sneks, Ramsay, Kelly C and Balon have killed people only to have that persons subjects join forces with them.
>>69882717
>Bran goes back in time
>Wargs into a boar
>Kills Robert
>>69882784
Was she? Or was that just from the perspective of Rhaegar?
>>69882775
Because he's a telepath and the key to all of this
>needs army to take back winterfell
>rejects an army of 45000
>expects army from dudes fighting against even larger enemies who also have their heir
Why is she so retarded?
Okay, somebody explain to me how did that Night's King "touch" transferred through space.
>>69882252
The actor who plays ned during the tower of joy scene confirmed that part of the flashbacks will have payoff in episode 10.
>>69882643
To be fair, being retarded is in character for Ironborn.
>Try to rebel against the north every 10 years even though it never works and you don't have even a remote chance of succeeding
>>69882784
yes
like this
>>69882555
Aye, hotter and a better actress. She should have been cast
How the fuck has everybody seen ep 5 already?
>>69882764
>Writing paragraphs for a train wreck
Why?
>>69882784
>She is supposed to be in the books.
No she isn't
>>69882786
>The moment they went against my opinions
Fixd4u
>>69882841
has a vagina
>>69882829
In the show Robert also thought she was the most beautiful woman he's ever seen.
>>69882737
she looks like moot
Is Nymeria dead in the show? Or is she just in the boat with Gendry?
If this many people were loyal to Yara/Theon, how did Euron win the election?
There are like 12 people standing behind him in this scene.
>>69882570
>Let me stand here and arm the ball in my hand, even though we literally just established that the balls can be thrown like grenades
>>69882785
>implying Erik Ironmaker's arrival wasn't the best thing in the books
>>69882826
>bran goes back in time
>wargs bloodraven
>Teaches himself how to warg
>>69882848
>Okay, somebody explain to me how did that Night's King "touch" transferred through space.
It is magic, nigger.
Don't have to explain it :^)
>>69882806
>Jon Snuh is the last legitimate Baratheon
That would be pretty fucking cool to find out.
>>69882688
It was neat, but in reality Ned would've gotten his shit pushed in.
Wasn't in stressed in the books how Ned was an average swordsman at best, and Brandon was the really talented one?
>>69882857
HBO Nordic dun goofed and put the episode up last night. It quickly became available elsewhere.
>>69882815
>learning a thing
She will learn how to do the face thing, and kill the 1 person they send after her after Arya runs away. Arya will get killed by another person after doing her role in the story which is basically nothing
I would say the play went on a bit too long
>>69882780
>You're just a dumb person.
Boo hoo. The writing is still shit
>>69882427
>voting based on your personal feelings of a person instead of political policies
Woman detected.
>>69882754
season 5 was worse
>>69882848
lmao pham how do you not even know the physics of whitewalkers
>>69882882
none of it made any sense
The show should've went an avanguarde route and have laugh track during the iron born scenes
It would be a bunch of loveable idiots who think they;re playing the game with the other houses, but actually are just there to be laughed at by the viewers, and the player characters
>>69882552
kek, this must be czechfag!
>>69882874
Robert says he can't remember what she looked like.
>>69882857
Leaked to HBO Nordic
>>69882698
>A WOMAN WILL NEVER LEAD THE IRONBORN
>EURON KING
>RIGHT LADS LET'S GO SERVE KELLY C
Why isn't Brandon in the young ned visions but Benjen is?
This is to make us remember Benjen exists so when he makes an apperance saving Bran showfags will know who he is right?
>>69882841
doesn't have a penis or balls
>>69882841
Because it needs to be a surprise when the Vale Knights help the Starks, so she has to tip toe around LF until ep 8, then he comes to help.
It's plot induced stupidity - the whole show is riddled with it.
>>69882806
in the books he has brown hair and light eyes.
>>69882643
Lel greyjoy is so shit in this show
>Pyke looks likea mmiserable place to live in
>cannot into land
>only good character didn't even make it into the show
>having an invertebrate as your emblem
>crown is made of driftwood
>>69882784
We're told she looks like Arya.
We're getting some Quasimodo type to keep up the continuity.
>>69882848
so you found what the magic necromancer ice demon did a bit unrealistic did you?
>>69882882
big cock
>>69882769
>Isn't it pretty obvious that they were literally just off the horizon waiting for bran to slip up so they could grab him and enter the tree?
IF the zombie army and Mr. Night King had been lurking forever in the vicinity of the tree then how come they didn't have the tree surrounded? Or find the back door? How long was Bran in the tree? Seems like months.
>>69882841
she won't accept free help because it would be associated with a man she dislikes
so instead she is risking not only the lives of thousands of men, but her entire cause
Season 1 - Good Adaptation
Season 2 - Great Adaptation
Season 3 - Decent Adaptation
Season 4 - Shit Adaptation
Season 5 - Boring Schlock
Season 6 - Entertaining Schlock
>>69882916
His dick does
>SHE CAN STILL FEEL RAMSAY INSIDE HER
why is she so lewd /got
![f188cf66d1f5516c397c4b76807004f8[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QwFfr7M.jpg "f188cf66d1f5516c397c4b76807004f8[1].jpg")
What is their goal?
aside fromMAKING PYKE GREAT AGAIN
Actually Hodor is based on Hoder from the norse mythology
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%B6%C3%B0r
Thats where the name comes from and it is intendet to be the name of the Great Other.
>>69882905
>season 5 was worse
It wasn't.
This garbage show just keeps getting worse.
>>69882687
>Actor, atheist, poet
http://www.samcolemanactor.co.uk/
where to download leak lads
>>69882877
no one cares about your irrelevant youtubers faggot
>>69882957
the fuck is that?
>>69882136
lmao not one of these edgelords is dropping the show, jesus christ man, le 4chan me so edgy meme goddamn
>>69882878
on the boat.
>>69882882
Ironborn are very easily swayed
>Yara should be our leader! She's a strong fighter and a good leader!
*loud cheering*
>I, Euron should be your leader! I have a cock!
*loud cheering*
>Hey, while Euron is being crowned let's steal the fleet and go to Essos and get some dragons!
*loud cheering*
How can they move around the North so freely? Why aren't the Boltons attacking the Knights of the Vale? Does Moat Cailin have no towers and do they not send scouts out? At least Bran's part was good. Also at least now we know why Euron was introduced. Guess we can ignore him for the rest of the series. And a slight peeve. Why were they all ignoring Aeron?
Give Theon a fucking break, D&D. The guy hasn't had a single happy moment since season 2 episode 6.
It's been almost 2 seasons since then. But D&D of course had to get their episodic cock joke in their somewhere, even though Euron could have no way of possibly knowing that.
The guy has suffered enough. Give him one happy moment this season, D&D.
Will we ever see him again?
>>69882953
They couldn't enter the tree before he "marked" Bran.
>>69882806
>Orys Baratheon literally the son of a Targaryen
DRAGON JON CONFIRMED.
Who's the actress playing an actress playing Sansa?
>>69882784
John Oliver in a wig.
The Ironborn have always been fucking retarded, you daft nignogs.
>>69882841
Dunno what kills me is the fact that she thinks she can out smart the Boltons.
>>69882940
>Bran wargs into himself
>B+L=A
>Arya looks like quasimodo because she's inbred
>>69882478
>>69882594
>>69882706
>>69882761
it took 7 fully grown oaks to make the mast alone on a decent ship of the line. about 2000 trees were needed to make a large warship
not to mention all the iron and rope in the rigging
the flax crops used in the sails
the time to build the ships, cure and treat the wood, tar and rope the decks, etc
acquire the food, including bread, biscuits, fruit and fresh water to sustain the crew
this plotline makes fuck all sense in real terms whatsoever
>>69882921
>Yara: you think you can seduce the Dragon Queen?
>Euron: I'm not going seduce her.
>Expect him to follow it up with something like "I'm going take her and her dragons as mine by right" or even "I'll pay the iron price for her"
>Instead we get "M-m-m-muh boats will seduce her!"
>>69882895
Definitely not arguing that Ned would've won.
Just a great due,l albeit too short.
Brandon was definitely talked up as the strongest / most skilled Stark brother. Shame he died like a bitch reaching for a sword instead of shimmying it closer to him with his longer legs.
>>69883002
>Let's go kill my niece and nephew!
*loud cheering*
>>69883007
*4 seasons, not 2.
>>69883007
>even though Euron could have no way of possibly knowing that.
They mailed Theon's cock to Balon m8. Pretty sure everyone in Pyke knows
>>69882985
kill yourself
This was unironically the best episode in years.
>>69883010
I'd like to "mark" Bran, if you know catch my meaning.
no need for elf women to do that, you would've had the same fucking effect dropping it and then running away
>>69882882
Because the Ironborn are literally, canonically fucking retarded
>>69883032
the boltons are all dead. it's just the mad dog snow left and her plot armor is stronger.
>>69883010
You think that 3ER would have warned Bran about that ahead of time.
"Oh hey, one more thing: we're totally safe in here unless a White Walker touches you while you're warging".
>>69882895
Brandon was exceptional, Ned was good but inexperienced.
Fighting a rebellion would clear that right up.
Ned's a tough cunt, it's not like an amateur stepping into the ri g with Mayweather. He's not on Dayne's level at all but that doesn't mean he couldn't put up a solid fight.
>>69883002
sounds like this board choosing a leader
Will we see Dorne again this season? Or what purpose did it even play in the big picture other than killing off Myrcella who had been forgotten since season 2 either way?
>>69882958
>Season 2 - Great Adaptation
>ruin littlefinger scenes and dialogue
>cut the best conversation and put it on the dvd/BD extras
it was on the level of s1
N + L = J?
This is basically confirmed to be benjen, the person to the right is meera or bran.
How the fuck are they going to reintroduce benjen? "I've been wondering around north of the wall doing nothing all this time"
>>69883057
Yeah, but Balon wouldn't exactly be announcing it to the world.
>>69883008
best character, best character arc, most emotional arc, best actor. More plot armor than jon snow
yes
>>69882312
I thought i was the only one mate :-(
>>69883073
and also, don't touch these roots if i'm not awake. bad shit that can get us all killed will happen.
>>69883064
It had everything
>Comedy
>Romance
>Drama
>Death
>Story development
WHO /CIA/ HERE? SANSA AN UNGRATEFUL BITCH
>>69882786
Yeah buddy, THAT'S when that happened
>>69883065
I do not. Please explain.
>>69882958
Fair
>>69882480
I was actually hoping they'd show Stannis too
I wanted to see if the trope would have the balls to mock the red god in front of a bunch of his believers
>>69882882
>sneak thousands of men to several harbors
>go through the arduous process of setting sail on hundreds of ships
>get all of them out of the harbors without running into each other
surely no one will notice and alert the newly elected king. a 3 minute religious ceremony should be enough time
OK, wow.
I liked:
>the sansa/littlefinger scene, even if it was a little dumb/undersold that Salsa told LF to GTFO with the vale knights. Clearly set up for Bastardbowl.
>Arya's scenes, because I've never not been enjoying Arya's arc
>most of Bran's stuff
Didn't like:
>dany. Shit horrible shit horrible horrible shit shit horrible I ORDER YOU TO FIND THE CURE when realistically she should just order him to chop his fucking arm off and see what happens
>HOLD THE DOOR. I really can't begin to express how dumb that was. I knew it was going to happen the second time Meera yelled it, watching it actually unfold was like seeing a high-speed car crash in ultra slow-motion.
