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Warden of the norf edition
Old >>69879168
First for Renly the one true king.
>>69880585
Still better than the Tower of Joy Ned
20 good ships to invade westeros
Comfy Theon
WHY WAS BRAN WARGING THEN
HE WASN'T EVEN LOOKING AT ANYTHING IMPORTAN
Big guys, I'm conflicted, should I watch the leak, without bro's and epik pepe's or should I watch a buggy stream with lag issues? help me.
>>69880585
Kevin Eldon, Richard E. Grant and Alfie Allen are locked in an acting competition to the death.
Who wins?
Reminder that women are the cause of the world's ills
>>69880637
Fuck off redditor
What will the season finale ending scene be???
Why would Tommen jump to death?
>>69880671
he touched the thirdrootrail.
>>69880637
true king coming through
>>69880672
>Watch leak
>spoil every plot point in the GoT streaming megathread
>sit back and watch the butthurt
Why is this even a question?
>>69880672
>stream with lag
lol it was a 1080p download
>>69880585
That play was absolutely kino.
Based D&D.
>>69880684
children of the forest are agender you shitlord
Keep the gate in place!
I don't GIVE A FUCK about who becomes kingindanorf
I don't GIVE A FUCK about what happens to the ice monsters the dumbass children made.
I don't GIVE A FUCK about whether Cersei can stop Bernie Sanders before he institutes universal health care in Westeros.
I certainly DON'T GIVE A FUCK about whether or not Euron or Yara will be the first to reach Dany and give her yet another free army.
What I want is the answers to the important questions:
>Will Fake Cersei and Fake Tyrion hook up?
>Will Fake Cersei's method acting of alcoholism lead her to trouble?
>Will Fake Sansa's acting improve or will she just continue to rely on having great tits?
>Will Fake Joffrey's cock warts go away this year?
>>69880684
Was that Tim Roth lookalike just some random dude they picked, or was he important back then?
COME MUTTLEY, LET'S GO KILL MY NIECE AND NEPHEW
>>69880684
i did not get this part
who was the guy they were mesing with
The Dabid ride never ends
>>69880684
Sorry but why does he have that cloth in his mouth? Is he going to scream for help in the middle of nowhere?
>>69880637
>>69880716
Bow to your God you shits
>>69880693
He wanted to fly like a sparrow. Also Margery is killed and the Sparrow guilt trips him into it.
Either that or he walks in on Jaime and Cersei having sex
>>69880716
I don't see your post being first, loser. You got killed by Brienne.
>>69880684
He looks more aroused than terrified.
Don't give acting gigs to the damn stunt team.
REMINDER: Bran caused Hodor to be a retard and then he killed him. Bran hated Hodor
>>69880767
arthur dayne
>>69880688
Jaime killing Cersei. Last scene will be the blood pooling around her like Jon in his own blood last season.
>>69880757
That's the dude who plays the Night's King (Richard Brake) isn't it?
>>69880585
If the Mercy chapter makes it into the show then Arya will join the acting troupe, meaning more Kevin Eldon and Richard E Grant screen time
Status: Hyped
>>69880767
Random hot guy>>69880773
>>69880773
kek
Kinda accurate
>>69880754
Spin off about Braavosi mummers FUCKING CONFIRMED
>>69880806
i will rape your ear
>>69880689
Looks like a healthy cock to me, could they not afford to actually put warts on it?
Pham of House Familia wants to know your opinion
http://www.strawpoll.me/10285555
http://www.strawpoll.me/10285555
Actor, Atheist, Poet, Moderately Convincing Seizure Victim.
>>69880672
>4chan stream
Everyone will have already watched it anyway.
>>69880786
How the fuck would anyone allow margery getting killed? The Tyrells would go berserk
All hail the fucking turncloak!
>>69880693
Marge and the Tyrells are kill.
>>69880773
So you are saying the show is objectively better?
>>69880825
Yeah, but I mean his character. Was he just a random First Man or was he chosen for some reason?
Hold the door motherfucker
>>69880836
Probably that bump being a cyst.
>>69880757
He's a stunt guy
>>69880825
No, they replaced Brake
>>69880754
>WE NEVER SAW FAKE TYWIN SHITTING GOLD
>NO FAKE ROBB
JUST
>>69880836
Not all wart infested dicks look like the shit they show you I'm health class
Also why you looking so hard?
Just watched the episode. That was legitimately fucking great and the best in a bad season so far.
Only issues were how kinslaying is not a big deal at all anymore according to D&D (although to be fair, Euron had a far better speech and vision for the future than Asha), and the half-assed WW backstory (they fucking need to explain their motivations at the moment, and what's up with the Night King and his circle apparently being sentient).
>>69880775
It's still annoying if he keeps screaming. Have you never raped any kid?
>>69880837
1 point for Fake Sansa tits
That's all
>>69880693
because he's a whiny little bitchand the prophecy said so
>>69880867
Probably just some guy they captured.
I doubt we'll be seeing more backstory than that for the Walkers.
>last scene of the show
>tyrion and nights king drink wine and laugh
>tyrion says "it was truly a game of thrones"
>nights king says "was it not a clash of kings?"
>tyrion responds "it was a storm of swords too"
> NK replies "i heard it was a feast for crows"
>tyrion says "quite the contrary, it was a dance with dragons"
>nights king pulls out his ice dagger and says "too bad we brought the winds of winter, and you can only dream of spring now"
>slices tyrion's throat
>(farts)
BRAVO D&D
>>69880891
How are YOU such an expert on wart infested dicks?
>>69880585
So why whitewalkers wanna kill Bren and tree guys when they make them for their protection?
And yeah I think that hold the door scene was great
>>69880866
Better than bookfags?
Fuck it, just prepare for a LOST ending already
WHAT THE FUGGGGG WAS THAT
>the mummers show is unironically making fun of bookfags about how inaccurate the show is to what actually happened
Bravo D&D you've managed to give the finger to bookfags every episode so far since season 5 episode 4
>>69880919
>>69880867
Hes possibly this man
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Brandon_of_the_Bloody_Blade
>>69880004
>Blackfish is pinned down in the Riverlands
>the smaller Houses of the North have lost a lot a men in the War of the Five Kings and can't give Sansa and Jon the army they need to take Winterfell
Better question, why the fuck would Roose and Ramsay leave Moat Cailin undefended? And why the fuck would Jon go on a suicide run after Sansa seemingly abandons him?
>>69880891
Yeah but if they're going to give us a facefull of cock they may as well show us the warts he's complaining about.
>>69880857
>>69880786
>instead of getting MADMAN Tommen getting his joffrey side on and wrecking everyone around him in revenge he will just kill himself like coward
JUST
>>69880684
That's just the typical anti-women propaganda that is sublimely fed to you through mass media
Why was there even a door there? It was the only one.
>>69880767
gendry
>>69880889
Aww man, you're right. They just can't do anything right. The new one looks like Richard Brake fucked Lucius Vorenus. Weird...
>>69880941
Night's King went rogue
>>69880936
>last scene of the show
>Bran and Bran drink wine and laugh
>Bran says "it was truly a game of thrones"
>Bran says "was it not a clash of kings?"
>Bran responds "it was a storm of swords too"
> Bran replies "i heard it was a feast for crows"
>Bran says "quite the contrary, it was a dance with dragons"
>Bran pulls out his ice dagger and says "too bad we brought the winds of winter, and you can only dream of spring now"
>slices Bran's throat
>(farts)
BRAVO GRRM
>>69880936
DABID SAY COCK
DWARF COCK
>>69880891
How many wart infested dicks have you been looking at, anon?
>Summer killed by random zombies in 2 seconds flat
>>69880959
Someone should get Damon Lindelof to write the final episode and the final books after George martin dies.
>>69880969
except they took that idea from the books you retard
at least do a decent bait
Will we ever get a proper book version to sum it all up?
>>69880773
hah
>>69880985
u lie
>>69880907
>Have you never raped any kid?
N-no.
>>69880983
Hodor had to hold something.
>tfw Daenerys literally forbids you to end your miserable life just so you can be a cuck by her side forever
>>69880936
>last scene of the show
>tyrion and nights king drink wine and laugh
>tyrion says "it was truly a game of thrones"
>nights king says "was it not a clash of kings?"
>tyrion responds "it was a storm of swords too"
> NK replies "i heard it was a feast for crows"
>tyrion says "quite the contrary, it was a dance with dragons"
>nights king pulls out his ice dagger and says "too bad we brought the winds of winter, and you can only dream of spring now"
>slices tyrion's throat
>(farts)
>NK says, "Damn that stinks, someone hold the door open."
>All chant as one, "HOLD DOOR HOLD DOOR"
>All laugh
>fade to black
ftfy
>>69881026
HOLD THE DOOR
>>69880939
Because I get laid a lot
>>69881016
Wait, does this happen in tonight's episode?
Hey /got/
wassup
It's been six years and this still is undeniably the best non-action scene in the show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucB4UrhI-3w
>>69881016
[Staff member has died]
>>69881057
It does... Couldn't believe it.
>>69881057
yes
>>69881064
NO
NO
NO NO NO
NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>69881064
WHO IS THIS
>>69880972
Good call.
This is like a youtube parody of game of thones when it was on season 2
I just can't believe how terrible it has become anons, and the normies don't even notice
>>69881064
wut
he was decapitated
>>69881026
Not from Martin
>>69881053
Ah I see, so every once in a while one of your partners has warts on his penis :^)
>>69881057
Yes. RIP in peace pupper.
>>69881064
What the fuck, this is fake, right!?
I need to get the fuck out of these threads since I haven't seen the leaks.
Hey bookfags, I'm interested to know how GRRM handles this scene. Does he describe in detail the ailments this young thespian endures?
>>69881040
yes
>>69880959
Good, I actually enjoyed the LOST finale unlike you hard to please contrarian faggots.
It had its flaws, but it's still one of the best finales I've ever watched. Only the first time I watched it was I pissed, and that was probably anger over the show ending. Re-watching it changed my perspective quite a bit and I like it a lot now.
>>69881000
He looks like Ron Perlman here
They should have just got Ron Perlman
Recap for people who have not downloaded the leak yet;
>Littlefinger gets dumped by his waifu
>Arya gets sent to kill a nice pregnant woman
>There is a pretty good play that recaps seasons one and two
>the Kingsmoot turns out to be 15 people standing on a hill, Yara says "I am your queen!" and then Euron shows up and says "lol no" admits to killing former king, no on cares
>they drown Euron and he comes back to life, first thing he wants to do is kill his neice and nephew but they took every ship in the fleet and sailed off with what looked like about three thousand people, Euron is left with literally like a dozen guys, he orders them to "cut down every tree on the island and make a new fleet"
>Dany orders Jorah to find the cure for cancer
>Varys gets BTFO by Melissandres younger sister
>Bran travels in time, he gets marked by the Night King which is like the black spot in Pirates of the Caribbean
>The Night King immediately teleports himself, the other white walkers, and his entire undead army directly to where Bran is using a magical Ice Portal Warpgate
>The green elf girl throws a grenade at the night king but is a terrible shot and hits some zombies instead
>Bran and Max von Sydow are back in a vision in winterfell watching some meaningless minor shit while all this is going on
>Bran wont wake up so Summer jumps into a mass of zombies to try and slow them down, she immediately gets torn to shreds as if she jumped directly into a wood chipper running a full speed
>The green elf has a second plasma grenade but since she missed so badly the first time she decides to just Allah Akbar and suicide bomb the zombies
>Meera orders him to hold the a door closed, Bran who is still in his vision of the past also orders young Hordor who could speak and seemed like an intelligent normal guy to also hold the door
>Because there is no door for him to hold this fries young hordors mind and turns him retarded he just keeps repeating HOLD THE DOOR, HOLDTDOOR, HORDOR
>>69881064
the fuck? robb?
I want to reave under Euron!
He seems like a good guy!
Make the Iron Islands great again!
>>69881064
Wait who is that
>>69881064
This has the be some cosplay, nigga was beheaded and shit
>>69881064
>>69881097
>>69881102
>>69881122
It's from Klondike
>>69881064
DELETE THIS
>>69881129
Fuck D&D, I weren't prepared for that cock, so I didn't look away in time, and now I'm gay
>>69880775
for not biting his own tounge in pain, this is why they do that irl.
>>69881064
It's from this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klondike_(miniseries)
http://topserialy.ru/klondajk-smotret-onlajn/1-sezon/6-seriya.html
>>69881110
I got them on my dick after I fucked your dad's asshole.
Didn't you learn anything? I said most wart dicks aren't covered in them. Your dad was right. You are a fucking retard.
>>69881064
happening?
>>69881064
Source?
>>69881129
it hasn't happened in the book, but I'm sure that D&D did the smart move and faithfully cut down GRRM's verbose writing for the show
>>69881186
0/10 but at least you tried to banter
>>69881122
>>69881102
>>69881102
>>69881097
>>69881094
>>69881151
>>69881159
>>69881161
That was nice guys but >>69881164
is right. 1 internet for you, dude.
>>69881064
>>69881094
>>69881097
>>69881102
>>69881122
It's from another show, you got rused
>2016.
>I'm still butthurt that they cut Renly's peach.
>>69880773
pretty fucking spot on homie.
>>69881205
did you do that for a klondike bar?
ha ha ha
>>69881016
Fucking this holy shit
>tfw they actually killed Summer off in 3 seconds
If the Night's King came after the Wall was erected (presumably to fight off the Others), then why did the show depict the Night's King being made into an Other by the Children??
>>69881146
I thought young Willas was watching his older self brutally die while Meera screamed hold the door, and freaked out because of that and fried his brain
>>69881129
Can you imagine describing dicks in Tolkiens style? Like 2 or 3 full pages dedicated to someones penis
>>69880827
We know she joins them already - leaked shots
HOLY SHIT THIS IS LITERALLY DEDDIT THE SHOW THEY ACTUALLY GO ON DEDDIT READ FANFICTIONS AND ACTUALLY WRITE THEM IN THE SHOW HOLY SHIT POOR MARTIN THEY'RE LITERALLY MAKING HIS OPUS MAGNUM A MEME
I fucking hate this show with its retarded ass plot twists.
Any chance the books won't follow the same shit?
>>69881178
Normies are THIS insecure
>It's an "evil leader gets himself elected by making an impossible promise to restore prosperity to a region through an insane building project" episode
>>69881237
Ney
But erryone here (/got/ i mean) knew about dat pic, 2 or 3 yrs ago. You couldn't browse a thread without it.
It's weird so many people fell for it now
do u think real sansa would have sucked that warty penor???
>>69881287
He's not insecure, he's saying he got blindsided by it and wants to suck the living fuck out of it now. He's literally gay now.
>>69881241
How does it happen, bro? Was he defending Bran against ice zombies?
Why is Sansa such a bitch?
Jon forms an army and saves her ass just like she wants and yet she fucking lies to him, doesn't tell him about the Vale army and is trying to make sure the Northern forces they get will be loyal to her instead of Jon.
Bitch calls him her brother and Rickon and Bran their brothers, even makes a coat like the one that Ned had for him, but is planning on fucking him over.
She just ruined any chances of JonXSansa.
Not to mention she's dumb as fuck. Blackfish isn't gonna send a fucking army after just retaking Riverrun. The Freys still have a sizable army, are still close to the Lannisters and Crown and have the heir to Riverrun as their hostage, what help does she possibly think Blackfish could or would send.
Hey D&D here, what do you think of the show? We really like this season, the best we have done yet.
>>69881246
Because show Night's King is not the book one. On the show he is simply the first Other.
>>69881020
Yes an idea with no context and nothing to be associated how it would actually go down. It's literally GRRM being like "Yeah the Three-Eyed Raven die" and then they roll with that.
That's how it's playing out. GRRM didn't literally tell them every plot relevant thing detail by detail, just little tidbits of things here and there, if he told them in detail then he'd already been done with the books.
Not a hard concept to grasp.
>>69880637
Threadly reminder that Renly is a massive faggot who heavily contributed to the Lannister reign.
>>69881308
i heard that she was a lesbian
>>69881292
THIS. FUCKING NEWFAGS REEEEE
This episode was fucking retarded
>Hodor can literally hold the door against like 500 fucking ice zombie cunts
This makes ZERO sense, he's only a human, he can't stop LITERALLY 500 zombie cunts
>Bran wargs into current day Hodor, but somehow past Hodor loses his mind
He can only be in one place at a time so why the fuck does the past Hodor get fucked? Bravo Dabid
Also why is Bloodraven such an autistic cunt. Shouldn't he tell Bran the basics of his powers, and give him the general knowledge that HE SHOULDNT GET NEAR FUCKING WHITE WALKERS, or just immediately warg back when he's in a dangerous area because they can still interact with him. If he wasn't such an idiot none of them would have have died.
>>69881334
He didn't even slow down the zombies at all.
>>69881334
Frogfu couldn't pull Bran fast enough so Summer had to jump into a bunch of wights to save Bran.
>>69881200
>Whilst you snored, I would lick your sons off my face and fingers one by one, all those pale sticky princes. You claimed your right, my lord, but in the darkness I would eat your heirs
>>69881252
He wasn't watching it, he was experiencing it, which is what fucked him up. He essentially juts experienced getting torn apart by zombies.
>>69881339
>we'll frame it so that Jon is lifting Sansa up to hide the fact she's a foot taller than him.
can u guys post some more warty ding dongs
>>69881334
He jumps into 10 zombies who all immediately star knifing him. Not even shown taking down one, and they're not slowed down in the slightest.
>>69881288
Except Hillary is the evil one...
>Was expecting the WWs to be ancient Starks that tried to become immortal
>Is just goons for the COTF
I was very disappointed
>>69881334
He charges into a pack of wights and gets instantly killed. He doesn't kill one
>New episode with absolutely game-changing plot details leaked
>/tv/ discusses an actors penis and his STDs
Bunch of faggots.
>>69881070
it's because the dialogue is 1:1 taken from the book
>>69881339
How big is the vale army?
>>69881146
>Dany orders Jorah to find the cure for cancer
I had a hearty kek anon
>>69881334
no, the ice zombies just stab him while running at cripple boy
>>69881288
Yes goy, Donald Trump is evil.
Vote for the feminist neocon or the communist kike instead.
Make America Jewish Again
Israel First
BRAN IS BRAN THE BUILDER
HE WILL BUILD THE WALL
BRAN = TRUMP CONFIRMED
>>69880684
Why did the children of the forest create that thing?
t. question asker
>>69881339
>implying she doesn't already know jon wants that arya britbong underage BAD PUSSY
Is it true someone on /tv/got fucked by hodor IRL? Please provide details if so
>>69881339
>Risking Jon's life because she's a strong woman who don't need no Littlefinger
>>69881288
I kind of got that vibe, but what ultimately distances me from that is how Euron is a chubby neckbeard piece of shit in the show.
>>69881252
No its because he was commanded by Bran using The Voice at full power to HOLD THE DOOR and since there was no door for him to hold he went mad and his brain got fried because he couldn't obey the command.
Bran literally fried a friendly intelligent young mans mind and turned him retarded so that thirty years later Bran could send him on a suicide mission to hold shut a door while he's being stabbed and bitten by zombies.
After Bran turned him retarded Bran's family used him as a slave for decades that they treated like a robot, then after Bran was born he rode the man whose life he destroyed around like a mule while occasionally possessing him and forcing him to murder people.
>nobody talking about how they fucked up the kingsmoot
it's one of my favorite parts of the books and some of the last source material they had to work with and they gutted it
Hope the white walkers literally kill everybody.
>>69881339
What would Jon's reaction be if she told him about turning down Littlefinger's offer?
>>69881252
>Wylis
You mean Walder, we couldn't remember the actual name or be assed to actually read the books, so we just made a name up that started with a W.
>>69881405
lmao found the warty dick nerd
>>69881410
18k riders, all trained to fight in the snow.
>>69881070
The best non-action scene is Theon telling 'the boy' how his true father died in King's Landing
>>69881410
Like 45,000.
All well rested and fresh considering they didn't join the earlier battles and wars
>>69881403
>No, that's a "woman candidate expects to be elected just because she's seen as the next in line, without actually offering a concrete plan of what she intends to do when in office" episode
>>69881288
>evil
Reddit is thataway man!
>>69881364
Well, he delayed them for about half a second
>>69881345
That's what I feared. Along with calling him the "Night King". Fuck this fanfic phamalam
>>69881339
Because she's Sansa the Monsta.
someone post updog
>>69880585
Fuck. This screen shot is going to be a meme now, isn't it?
>>69880689
I wonder if women get turned on by balls and cock...
HOLD THE DOOR!
>season 6 is the most-tinfoil-turns-out-to-be-true season
>>69881444
I don't even want to talk about the fucking Kingsmoot. It was so goddamn awful that Preston's skit rendition of it was literally better.
>>69881413
Sometimes I wish I was that retarded so that i could be content holding such a simplistic world view
inb4 i'm a paid shill
>>69881500
HOLD THE DOOR is the new meme here
What is his name again?
>>69881070
Nope, this is still the best scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsFcvZq4QPI
>>69881441
I dont think bran did the warging thing intentionally
>>69880585
Hordor
>>69881500
Better one.
>>69881507
yeah i had never expected hodor to be Tony Soprano
>hold the door
thread is moving so quickly no one will notice my post about the warts on my penis
Reminder: Night King can warp to where ever Bran is now, due to the touch in the dream. ( that sounds so lewd ) ANYWAY so Night King let Bran go, Bran goes south of wall, Night King can then warp himself and his army over the wall.
>>69881492
In the Books it's heavily implied he's the 13th Night's Watch Commander who was seduced by a White Walker woman.
*quips*
>>69881164
Is Klondike any good? I liked the actor and the premise seems kind of neat.
Jesus, the Iron Islands part of this episode was utterly idiotic. I would understand if Yara and Theon were able to jack like one ship, but a whole fleet? Not a chance. Euron doesn't even appear to be surprised and is like "oh, I guess we have to build new ships".
>>69881530
bran stark
>>69881449
Melisandre, fetch me a block
>>69881528
No it's B + B = B
>>69881512
this, i mean did anyone besides the two greyjoys even put their claim forth? its just another hereditary succession dispute rather than anything resembling lords and captains choosing their king.
>>69881519
>inb4 i'm a paid shill
I don't mind Shillary's Shills here.
Better than shitting up /pol/ with your garbage.
>>69881346
and what does that have to do with the scene being directed at book readers other than you saying so?
>>69881519
Go ahead, explain how complex your worldview is
>tfw they ruined Stannis
>tfw they ruined Roose
>tfw they ruined Jaime
>tfw they ruined Euron
>tfw they ruined Stannis' charge and his Northern story
>tfw they fucked up the Kingsmoot
>tfw they are going to fuck up the siege of Riverrun
/got/ I dreamed I was old
>>69881519
Can you faggots go blow each other in /pol/
>>69881146
>Because there is no door for him to hold this fries young hordors mind and turns him retarded he just keeps repeating HOLD THE DOOR, HOLDTDOOR, HORDOR
>>69881449
He'd be pissed as hell
If he finds that he risked going on a suicide mission and Littlefinger could have made it much safer from the start, you can't blame him for being mad
>>69881542
You just KNOW.
Is Ned Stark going to make a comeback in the final season after Bran saves him from death?
>>69881129
In the books It's a grotestly large leather penis
My brain is collapsing in on itself
How many Preston Jacobs theories were btfo this episode?
>>69881542
I want to suck fake ned's dick.
How do you go from this...
>>69881568
It's ok, not a very accurate depiction of history or anything but a solid 7/10 show
>Reminder that Jon Targaryen IS the one true KING OF THE NORTH
>>69881626
HOLD THE DOOR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjzC2DRgEo4
was there any jorah in this new episode?
>>69881441
Yeah.
When you put it like that it's pretty fucked up.
>>69881570
MUH DANY, I DUN NEED NO HORN, IMA PUT DAT BITCH ON THE THRONE LIKE MAGIC, FUCKING TIME TRAVEL MAGIC DROOOWNED GOOOOOD WOOOOO
Loras, Fetch me a cock
>>69881613
If GRRM allowed this he is and will forever be an official hack fraud.
When Ice was reforged into Oathkeeper and Widow's Wail, Tywin threw a wolf pelt on the melted steel, and it burned up. Did this have any significance? "Magic"? Unless that's the case it seemed like a kinda stupid thing to do, although I guess it made for a good shot of symbolism.
CARMELA
So the Children of the Forest are the real assholes here, right?
>Let's just make zombies to kill all the humans, there can be no problem with this ever
>>69881641
Bran is the one true Bran of the Bran
>>69881146
This can't be real
>>69881626
uhh, none? if anything a few of his theories were confirmed (Children creating the Others for starters) hell im surprised that Bran and Meera didn't run into a ruined spaceship buried underneath the tree place
If someone paid J'aqen and gave him the NIght King's name, would that be the end of the White Walkers? Srs question.
Can't believe nobody has posted fake sansa titties yet
>>69881592
they even built in a perfect moment for euron two-eye (what the fuck how expensive is an eyepatch) to show off what he gathered when he galavanting
the massive trove of loot that he brought back and the horn were what won him the kingship
>>69881246
Either it's a lie to cover up that the children made the nights King or d and d cut that story
Nights King was made to kill humans but somehow also created eternal winter in the north - unless that was a byproduct of the wall
The scene with the Whitewalkers looked like a very cheap puppet show. What the fuck happened?
>>69881626
You think Preston's seen the episode yet?
Or is he so autistic that he'll only watch it when it airs on tv?
>>69881556
I knoticed
>>69881558
why not touch one of the dozens of rangers and wildlings he killed earlier and wait until they go past the wall? why save it for a literal cripple who is only going norf? you wrong cuh. Euron Greyjoy in the books samwell tarly in the show have the horn of joramun and it will be used
>hold the door
;_;
>>69881558
Just kill Bran, burn his body.
>>69881348
Threadly reminder yous a bitch
>>69881683
Every word is true, its a real as a heart attack.
And you'll see its true in a few hours when the episode airs.
>>69881594
That wasn't me, I was just saying that the show isn't really adapting what's to be told other than very vague stuff that's been said to them by GRRM. Really no context or details about it at all and it's quite clear by how terribly put together things have been since it's gotten past the books.
anyone have link to this new episode?
>>69881650
Yeah, he gets ordered by Kelly C to go find the cure for stone AIDS.
>>69881647
can't wait to see normie reactions to that shot
>>69881598
This episode proved there's no redemption
>>69881689
No man has that much gold
>>69881626
If anything this episode helped him more than hurt him
>>69881706
He was probably the one to leak it, he just HAS to know whether his autism is true
>bookfags asshurt when the sotry is just as shitty in the book
>the WW are mindless weapons, killing machines in TWOW
>>69881405
what the fuck is there to say? they introduced time-travel. worse, they introduced the shittiest version of time-travel, time loops. which means no matter how you slice it, nothing matters anymore. there's nothing much to say, all they can do now is pile on retarded magic shit to explain away problems
What if GRRM lied to D&D, and kills himself right as the last book is released?
Would that be the best case scenario?
there were also some nice tits in these episode, but all i see is that wartdick
>>69881733
WHAT?? Really?
please link me to new episode
>>69881732
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=couchtuner
>>69881677
Which makes no sense considering there is an entire thing about the First Men and Children of the Forest fighting them and forming pacts.
So only one episode was leaked right?
Okay guys, endgame.
Who will sit on the Iron Throne when the show's over and how will they get there?
From what I gather based on some (light) spoilerish reading:
Jon Snow is a Targaryen and people suspect Tyrion is also. So we've got three Targaryens who can lay claim to the throne, but ultimately there's a bigger threat than the power struggle: the white walkers...
So basically this shit has to come down to white walkers attacking King's Landing and dragons fucking their whole shit up, right? Wth our three Targaryen'sleading the charge? I suspect the Iron Throne will be dismantled afterwards and either the seven kingdoms will become one and/or there'll be a new system of governance.
>>69881722
oh yeah I agree with that much
>>69881598
>Brienne slandering Davos as a man who abandond Stannis before he even lost
;_;
>>69881413
Yes goy Trump hates Israel vote for him he won't suck Jewish dick
http://www.jpost.com/Diaspora/Report-Adelson-allies-paving-the-way-for-Trump-to-visit-Israel-454575
Trump spouted all that shot to get poltards to vote for him - he said that himself and that now he will toe the Zionist line
>>69881422
Because humans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-5onS0XB68
>>69881683
Totally real. I just watched it that is a 1:1 exact transcription.
I don't know why you're surprised after Roose, Stannis and Dorne were all summarily butchered with the worst writing ever seen on the show.
>>69881689
no, jaqen would just stab whoever was asking for telling him to kill a fellow servant of the many faced god
How do you go from this....
>>69881784
maybe a story from 10k years ago, that was never written down, could be false?
>>69881410
bigfor you
>>69881754
not enough time to flesh them out in the show (plus dat CGI) so DD went full retard
>>69881706
Preston commented on the dornish leaks on reddit, so I think it's safe to say he has already seen the episode
>>69881677
No, humans are the real assholes. We're the aggressors, they were just defending themselves.
Not to mention that they've clearly realized that they fucked up and have put aside their pride to help their sworn enemy. How many humans do you think would ever do that kind of thing?
>>69881733
I order you to cure your ancient, deadly, incurable disease. Good luck, Pentos is two thousand miles that way. You won't need any company I presume
What is the King's face trying to convey
>>69881647
if that thing is his wart, where even is the end of his foreskin? In this resolution it looks like he has no opening in his foreskin. Do these people even know how an uncut dick looks like? Such a bad prosthetic
>>69881789
nobody.
bran will warg into the cotf that was about to stab the guy creating the nights king and reset the timeline like in star trek voyager
>>69881650
Yeah. Dany bitches about him coming back but says he saved her life. Jorah admits he loves her and will always love her then goes to leave. She stops him from leaving, he reveals his greyscale, she commands him to go find a cure and come back.
>>69881789
no one
>COTF have fireballs and White Walkers
>Still lose to bronze age weaponry wielding humans
How?
>>69881764
>Would that be the best case scenario?
The best case scenario would be if George Martin sold the rights to Disney.
I want a GoT series produced by JJ Abrams
>>69881479
she is pure evil
What did D&D mean by this?
>>69881819
3"?
>>69881272
Like 50% is different at least. I think the Bran stuff is probably the most accurate to the books. The battles in the North play out differently. The Greyjoy story is different. Kings Landing will be massively different. No need to even mention Dorne since it's nothing like the show... etc etc
>>69881803
Anyone have lik for the second one?
Inonly saw hold the door episode
>>69881789
Who gives a shit anymore.
>>69881558
you have to pay the forest child toll to get into that boy's soul
>>69881808
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHH DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT MY HANDFU
Why aren't there any leaks about Dany's plotline?
>>69881863
i watched the same rip. startled the hell out of me
>>69881748
1) Faceless men don't charge gold
2) The value of the target is meaningless, only the value of the price to be paid to the buyer matters
3) The Night's King isn't alive
>>69881874
3 actually.
>>69881845
Jorah confirmed alpha as fuck and best character IMO.
>I love you
>Leaves knowing he's going off someone to die from greyscale
That's alpha as fuck desu
>>69881735
Especially Rana. Her seeing a nice sized white dick will lead to her giving Nahid small penis humiliation for his little Indian pee pee.
...to this ?
>GRRM very deliberately makes the story about the first Faceless Man killing a slave, not a slaver to illustrate a point about how they believe death is a gift, not a punishment
>Nah Dabid, let's say they killed all the masters like Dany did!
>tfw Hodor could have got /fit/ and been the Stark's personal Mountain, fucking whores with his giant cock and serving dakingindanorf
>instead he's a retard condemned to incessantly speak his one true purpose in life: to hold the fucking door
rip big man ;_;
>>69881808
Brienne is a dumb cunt who doesn't know anything anyway.
>Cotf supposed to look like little squirrels with deer ears
>looks like aborted green mystique from xmen
Fucking why
>>69881650
20 seconds of him riding away because he does not want to give dany aids
>>69881152
>seems like a good guy
kekd
>>69881863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqDsMEOYA9g
>>69881808
You don't what Davos has been through, Brienne you cunt. He sacrificed everything for his king ;_;
>>69881847
numbers, aggression, and industry
>>69881863
I was so confused when that happened
>>69881757
IT WAS IN THE BOOKS GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
I SWEAR NONE OF YOU EVEN READ THE FUCKING THINGS
REEEEEEEEEE
>>69880980
I bet you miss Joffrey
>mrw he's the king Westeros needs
might as well go back to meeraposting
What did varys hear in the fire when he had his dick chopped off?
was itHOLD THE DOOR
>>69881784
Presumably the Others wound up out of CotF control and started wrecking everything.
>>69881530
wow cut those fucking nails dude i cant stand that, fuck how have i not noticed that untill now
fucking dropped
>>69881908
Britbong genes
>>69881818
>>69881819
well meme'd
>>69881789
There won't be an Iron throne anymore
Fucking god-tier. Sansa and Cersei recast when?
I wanted to feel sad about hodor dying, but that fat rolling around while yelling like a retard had me fucking howling.
>>69881945
[citation needed]
>>69881146
i still can't believe that this really happened
You think Hodor realised his fate since his childhood, being in horror of his terrible fate until it finally happened?
>listen to Preston's crackpottery about the different types of time travel in martin's other works
>'haha, what a crazy man'
>it was true
where did it all go so wrong?
>>69881945
no it wasn't. it was the wind.
>>69881908
it's like they didn't even try
>>69881507
It's warped perspective.
The writers literally took the most popular headcanons and wrote them into the show
>>69881945
So what you are saying is that the books are garbage too?
>>69881894
because that's the only one tat truly mattersactually it's because it's the most half-assed one. even martin doesn't know what to do with it and where it should go.
>>69881906
He started out beta as fuck but catching greyscale really alpha'd him up, all the best shit he's done is after he caught it.
>>69881764
GRRM definitely lied to them, it's pretty damn obvious. That's not to say whatever happens in the books if they ever get finished won't be just as retarded, but he definitely bullshitted them hard.
>post yfw looking at the first 3 seasons and then comparing them to this
>>69881912
Why does his dick look seejyeye?
>>69881965
They should cast her as post-op Arya.
>>69881956
shouldn't varys be suspicious of tyrion? he's the only one known to have heard that story and he's in the same goddamn room a zillion miles away from anyone else who varys might have told
>>69881916
so normie qts can cosplay them during next 2 to 7 years
do you even attention convention whores bro? get fit and you too can have your 7/10 gf
>>69881863
scared me desu
>for the night's king it is time to rest
>sets alarm
>>69881916
Got any accurate fan art?
>>69881996
it's fucking unreal how bad the show is
>>69881953
Yes i do, Joffrey would not have let any of this bullshit happen
>Preston was actually right
>>69881996
This entire season wouldn't look out of place on some NBC tier kids' fantasy show.
>>69881965
I appreciated this. I feel like they've gone too far in the other direction with the nudity now, there should be at least one fappable scene every couple episodes.
>>69881994
He has always been alpha to be honest. He has the highest killcount in the show.
>mfw the next book finally comes out and it's worse than the show
>>69882029
No wonder you only see the one scrub pop into the deku tree after that.
>>69881956
VAGINA RISE
VAGINA RISE
VAGINARISE
VAGIARISE
VAGIARIS
VAGARIS
VAGRIS
VARYS
VARYS
VARYS
>>69881965
MY DICK
WHO'S THIS SEMEN DEMON
>>69881438
He is a bit part so they hired a dumb potato nigger
However - if they introduce him this late in the show maybe we will get aegon: Jorah is sent off, meets him and joncon and finds the cure that way. He ends up on their side as Danny brings death to kings landing and he kills her for being mad.
>>69882031
They're basically classic spriggan
>>69882032
And yet here you are on a discussion form about it
>>69881995
I wonder if since he's taking so long, if his overall idea for te reason will change drastically from what he did tell them.
>>69881956
some play on varys I assume
>(v)ictory (a)gainst ae(rys)
>>69881995
Nah he told them the truth
He's a naive, senile old man. He legitimately believed there would be enough material for 4 seasons of television in feast and dance
Someone explain the grenades
>yfw Bran uses his time travel to stop Ned going south, fight the zombies and save the world + stop every character dying in the end
>>69882079
Eline Powell
>>69882057
He was a good fighter but he was a total beta about caloreesi.
>>69881984
>everyone knows who Preston is, I don't need to explain
The fuck is with you people.
Jorah is such a nice guy. Seriously how can you not like him.
>>69882001
coz it is
>>69882091
This show is way more fun to discuss now that it's schlock.
>>69881816
Doubt it.
>>69881957
While that is the logical assumptions, if the CotF hated humans so much, then why did they team up with them against the WW? In fact, that was when the First Men showed up is when the two teamed up against the WW, so how did they know about humans in the first place in which to create the WW army? Did they just travel across the sea using magic and be like "Wow I hate these guys across the sea, lets make Ice Zombies on our island to kill them!" In fact, they had to have a human in the first place in order to do so.
The only logical conclusion is that they never had control over them in the first place, so what would be the point of creating something that can also kill your pure CotF race too and immediately going to the First Men for help?
It's dumb and makes no sense in terms of the show.
>>69882079
Sansa 2.0
>>69882071
underrated
>>69882038
why are you spursied? he's a smart guy
>>69881936
except for his daughter
>>69881994
Alpha what? Daario literally was describing him Dany's vagoo tightness and he just took it like a good cuck
>>69882063
Honestly don't even see how that could be possible unless it just throws out everything that happened in the previous books.
>>69881996
The show got better, I don't know what's wrong with you fucks. Do people just always complain when a show gets two and a half seasons in? Fuck.
The only person we know who was cured if greyscale was Shireen.
The last place Shireen was - Castle Black
Varys and Tyrion know Stannis was defeated but they may have learned that since Jorah and Daario left them
Jorah's probably going to Castle Black
Meets Jon and his ancestral Sword
>>69881146
>as if she jumped directly into a wood chipper running a full speed
my sides
>>69881683
>>69881605
It's real.
>>69882106
It's not that kind of time travel.
>people freaking out and praising some guy on YouTube that he was right
>dude literally makes money off of copy pasting what people write on reddit and westeros.org
He's as fucking original as filthy frank and idubbz are (literally YouTube impersonations of /b/ and /pol/
>>69882106
hell stop himself from climbing up the tower and witnessing the incest
>>69882106
Bran can't change the past. Him trying will just be the cause of what made it happen.
The past is set
>>69881558
I don't think they warped to Bran. Bran is marked so the Night King can get a sense on his location according to the three-eyed raven so the whitewalkers probably walked/ran to Bran's location while he was tripping in the tree.
>>69882152
For you.
>>69882120
>>69882120
Nobody doesn't like him.
>>69881784
>COTF getting BTFO by men
>create White Walkers
>realise they dun goofd and made something worse than what they were trying to fight
>team up with Man to fight WW
Classic.
>>69881996
Season 2 was arguably the worst season of the show and definitely should not be grouped with season 1.
>>69882120
Wait till he sells his soul to the Red God for a cure to stone aids and then leads a slave revolt in Volantis offscreen.
>>69882171
GRRM is trying to speed write this shit because he let everyone down by not making his deadline. Plus he's old and fat and he knows he's gonna die. The books are going to turn to shit.
>>69881570
The ships Yara lead were loyal to her
>>69882206
>>69882206
So? Originality isn't everything.
The best part of the episode was a 1:1 remake of every zombie movie of the past decade. The more I think about it the more I hate this episode. The Iron Islands scenes are indefensible, everything else was forgettable. Kinslaying is now something that everyone is super on board with, which is just... goddamn D&D... god fucking damn
>>69881570
>Euron doesn't even appear to be surprised and is like "oh, I guess we have to build new ships".
Because he's insane
Still not as bad as
>20 gud men
>>69882092
He's probably waiting for fan reaction to see how things go so he can change certain things around.
>>69882099
To be fair if the books were adapt as they were, we'd probably still be on Clash of Kings at this point somehow.
>>69882007
Red priestesses know a lot, take Melisndre knowing about ygrite and jon
>>69882116
>>69882120
>Was a good fighter
>Has the highest killcount in the series and is still alive
The other characters are all talk. He doesn't talk. He shows.
>>69880904
>human niggers outbreeding and killing aryans of the forests, aotf create ww, ww go rogue
>>69882298
The iron island stuff was badass and the best part
>>69881570
that's because D&D needed a quick deus ex machina for Kelly C's arrival and another stronk womyn key player
>>69881570
Those are the ships of Yara and her men
I haven't watched this season, what are the main memes regard it? What is HOLD THE DOOR? I don't care about spoilers
>>69882165
Ignoring Daario's childish taunts is exactly what an alpha would do senpai. What did you want him to do, go REEEE STOP TALKING ABOUT MY KHALEESI like some kind of autist?
>>69882302
>He's probably waiting for fan reaction to see how things go so he can change certain things around.
I fucking hope so.
I get that authors want to tell a story and that books are their lovechilds but I wish more of them would swallow their pride and change stuff after getting feedback.
>>69882315
is his kill count really higher than briennes?
>>69881200
Oh right, I forgot quality was ultimately subjective. Thanks /lit/ nazi, please tell me what to read next. I'm not allowed internal joy that comes from my own thoughts and feelings.
>>69882142
Wjat tje fuck are you on about? The First Men didn't come to Westeros to help the Chdren fight the Others. Fighting the Others stopped the war between the First Men and the Children.
I mean, the Children went so far as to break the arm from Dorne to Essos to stop the First Men and it didn't work. They flooded the Neck and it didn't work. The Others were a last ditch and the Children couldn't control them, so they needed to ally with the First Men to beat the Others ir they'd ALL die and the land would be winter forever.
Holy shit. The rocks where the white Walkers were invented are eerily similar to where thst baby was turned
>>69882404
Yes by like 14 people
>>69882315
Do we actually have hard numbers on kill counts? I'd expect the hound or brienne to have more than him.
How the fuck does Euron know that Theon has no penis? That makes no sense.
>>69881845
He revealed it when she said he had to stay
Then he walks away and she stops and tells him to cure it
>>69882119
why dont you just go and watch his videos instead?
>>69882482
No bronn has more than both hound and brienne even not counting wilfire arrow
>>69882385
can't you lurk for 5 minutes and figure it out? kill yourself
>>69882575
he found it stored in the box in balon's tower
>>69881837
Of course they dont know.
>>69882470
seriously who did jorah kill again?
>the dothraki dude
>some stone men
>the water dancer in the arena
>???????????
>>69881912
Nah he was pretty retarded giant blood from the start
>>69882668
"No one can see into future" He said.
"All prophecies are lie", "GRRM doesn't do time travel"
>>69882691
You missed the other battles where he killed 5-6 people? lool
>>69881339
I guess I'm the only one who thought sansa lying to jon was the only sane thing to do
>HEY LET'S GET LITTLEFINGER INVOLVED, I'M SURE THAT WILL ULTIMATELY TURN TO OUR ADVANTAGE
>LOOK AT THIS GREAT OFFER HE'S GOT FOR US
>THERE'S NO WAY LITTLEFINGER IS GOING TO USE IT TO FUCK US OVER FOR PERSONAL GAIN IN THE END
>NOT LITTLEFINGER.
>>69880889
I wonder if they use duraluminum or actual metal swords for stunts.
>>69881441
So Esbern taught Bran how to use his thu'um?
Give Theon a fucking break, D&D. The guy hasn't had a single happy moment since season 2 episode 6.
It's been almost 2 seasons since then. But D&D of course had to get their episodic cock joke in their somewhere, even though Euron could have no way of possibly knowing that.
>>69881000
What happened to the baby they converted into a walker?
>>69882429
Yes and they formed a pact soon after that which lasted for 4,000 years before the Others randomly showed up. You can't tell me the Others were just chilling for 4,000 years with no wall and did nothing or that the CotF randomly lost control over them in that time-span despite controlling them for four thousand fucking years. There is just a stupid gap between how the books handle it and how the show does that it's ridiculous and we won't even get into the differences between the Night's Kings.
>>69882861
Even if you aren't going to accept his help Jon should still know that the offer was there. It would be better to trust LF and keep an eye on him than it would to go against the Boltons with just the wildling army.
>>69882902
>>69882575
I think word would spread around if the only heir to the throne (which is now empty) got his cock cut off.
>>69881357
He has giant's blood, you stupid show-faggot cunt
>>69883056
>Even if you aren't going to accept his help Jon should still know that the offer was there
I just think sansa's seen enough of littlefinger's scheming and is (rightly) worried that if jon was aware of littlefinger's presence, he'd go talk with him, and littlefinger would bamboozle jon just like he does everyone else. best not to risk it and go with the "gather up small houses and see if the blackfish will help" then take the chance of Jon jumping at the availability of the vale and littlefinger getting his hooks in yet again.
>>69881357
Bran does not warg into current day Hodor. past Hodor was controlling current day Hodor
>>69882992
Probably growing up?
>>69881357
>and give him the general knowledge that HE SHOULDNT GET NEAR FUCKING WHITE WALKERS,
bran should not have logged into the net oh his own in the first place
>>69881558
>his gif is the closet thing to Thomas Brodie-Sangster
masturbating
hnng
>>69881357
you truly are an absolute cretin
>>69880889
why do they have to replace someone every fucking season
>>69883210
She could just tell him everything that happened with LF and he would know that LF can't be trusted.
>>69881357
>Also why is Bloodraven such an autistic cunt. Shouldn't he tell Bran the basics of his powers, and give him the general knowledge
I am getting so sick of this fucking trope. not just here but in pretty much any fantasy with
>old mystic mentor
>eager young apprentice
>I want to learn more!
>NO YOU'RE NOT READY
>ALSO I WILL ONLY WARN YOU OF DANGER IN VAGUE USELESS WAYS
>WHAT IS YOUR OBSESSION WITH MY FORBIDDEN CLOSET OF MYSTERY?
>ALSO EVEN THOUGH I'M SUPPOSED TO BE SO FUCKING WISE, I WILL BE TOTALLY CLUELESS TO THE FACT THAT YOU ARE GOING TO GET FRUSTRATED, GO BEHIND MY BACK, AND GET YOURSELF INTO SHIT.
>ALSO I WILL LEAVE THE MEANS FOR YOU DO TO THIS JUST LYING AROUND SOMEWHERE THAT YOU CAN EASILY GET TO IT
>oh no i fucked up because i'm young and eager and you're a terrible mentor
>YOU YOUNG FOOL!
>>69883626
Yeah but littlefinger has shown time and time again that he can still pull shit over on people who already know he's not to be trusted. I can easily see it going down
>don't just littlefinger jon
>I'm not going to trust him, but we need that army
>PLEASE JON NO
>don't worry, i'll keep an eye on him
>fastforward to littlefinger fucking jon in the ass in front of sansa
>HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?
>>69881907
kek
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